1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:02,869 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:05,538 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:09,275 On tonight's show, fit as a fiddle, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:12,278 The picture of health, Keegan-Michael Key. 5 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:15,148 Looking a little washed-out, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:19,652 And code blue, code blue. Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:24,290 And I am Aisha Tyler. Let's go make some stuff up. 8 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,793 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,795 Whoo! 10 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:31,331 Hey, everybody. 11 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,767 Welcome. Welcome to the show 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,636 where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,238 Now, we've got a great show for you tonight, 14 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,775 so let's get started with a game we call "Let's Make a Date." 15 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,343 This is for all four of our performers, 16 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:47,147 so if you'd like to come on down, please. 17 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,314 Here's how this game works. 18 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,483 Keegan, you're appearing on a dating show, 19 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,819 and Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are the contestants 20 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:55,088 that are hoping to be chosen by you for a date. 21 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,123 But they're not the kind of people that you would expect 22 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,893 or ever want to take on a date anywhere, 23 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,428 because each of them has been given a strange 24 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,029 characteristic or identity. 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,364 And you're gonna try to question them 26 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,532 about their suitability for a date, 27 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,967 and in the process, guess who they are. 28 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:11,738 So, if you're all ready, Keegan, go make a date. 29 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,240 -[ Deep voice ] Hey, everybody out there. My name is Tammy. 30 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,342 [ Laughter ] 31 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,378 I've been looking for a man for a long time, 32 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:22,015 and have no idea why I can't find one. 33 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:25,952 Bachelor Number One, can you tell me if you were a flower, 34 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:28,388 what kind of flower would you be? 35 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,722 [ Smooches ] 36 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,192 [ Imitating trumpet playing ] 37 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:39,466 [ Heavy accent ] Ha. The type of flower that I would be 38 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:42,735 would be one that would be found in a cave of riches. 39 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,539 And speaking of riches, you could have all the riches 40 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,476 if you would take this one off of my hands. 41 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:56,816 For I know that you have been brought by the genie to take, 42 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,953 ugh, her away to your castle. 43 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:04,691 [ Imitating trumpet playing ] 44 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,627 -Sexy! 45 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,896 Bachelor Number Two, 46 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,031 if you and I were gonna go on a date together, 47 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,633 and you came to pick me up, 48 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,002 what kind of car would you be driving? 49 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,904 -Hmm. 50 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,578 [ Laughter ] 51 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,150 I don't live to drive. 52 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,951 I like to be driven. 53 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,659 I've a special... 54 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:42,862 [ Laughter ] 55 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,165 [ Inhales deeply ] 56 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,267 [ Gulping ] 57 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,504 -Ah, yes, she's worth so much. 58 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:55,008 [ Laughter ] 59 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,443 -I'm a very sensual being. 60 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:02,315 I love to be caressed. 61 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,918 [ Laughter ] 62 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,123 [ Laughter and applause ] 63 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,428 Oh! 64 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,497 [ Sucking ] 65 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,370 Oh, I got to cut down on men. 66 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:29,008 -Rrrr! 67 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,010 And, Bachelor Number Three, 68 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,113 if we were sitting and having a romantic meal 69 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:39,485 in a fine dining restaurant, what would be the cuisine?! 70 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,522 -Well, it would probably be caviar and fish eggs. 71 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,391 [ Slurred ] We're out of champagne back here. 72 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:49,062 We're out of champagne in the back. 73 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,863 Everything alright back here, sir? 74 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:54,300 Baby, I miss you. When you coming back? 75 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,869 [ Laughter and applause ] 76 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:01,574 Sir, Joanne's here. 77 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,443 [ Blowing ] 78 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,253 -Pop. 79 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,388 [ Laughter ] 80 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,224 -No, Colin. 81 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,727 -Shh. 82 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,363 -Keegan, do you think you know who everybody is? 83 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:29,102 -I think I do. I believe Bachelor Number One is Aladdin. 84 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:30,837 -Well, you're in the right ballpark. 85 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,306 What does -- What does Aladdin want you to do? 86 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:36,876 -Wants me to take the genie away. 87 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,579 -Wants you take someone away. Not a genie, though. 88 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,515 -Oh. Aladdin is sick of Jasmine. And... 89 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,417 -I'm gonna give you that. Yes. You can have it. 90 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,119 I'm just gonna give it to you, because I-I -- 91 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,620 because let's move on to the next one. 92 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:49,155 -Okay, yeah. -That's fine, yeah. 93 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,456 -So Aladdin's a swinger now? 94 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,959 [ Laughter ] 95 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,527 -Do you want to tell him who you really were? 96 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,929 -I'm a sultan trying to marry off my daughter. 97 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,798 -Ah-ha-ha. Okay. 98 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:00,333 -Crystal clear. 99 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,335 [ Laughter and applause ] 100 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,540 -What about Colin? 101 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:12,211 -Bachelor Number Two is a feral tree cat in heat. 102 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:16,082 Or a really large arboreal tree frog in heat. 103 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,417 -No. -Wrong! 104 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,419 -No, but I will give you 1,000 points 105 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,822 for using the word "arboreal." 106 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,625 This is your opportunity to turn things around, Keegan. 107 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:29,629 -Yeah. I think I'm going 0-3 on this one. 108 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,564 I think that Ryan is -- 109 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,801 is a deranged clown who works at children's parties. 110 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,736 [ Laughter and applause ] 111 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,538 I'm giving it to you. 112 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:41,374 -Yes, I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 113 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,243 [ Cheers and applause ] 114 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,145 -God bless you. 115 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,284 -5 points to whoever can give me a hug 116 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,186 at the end of the show... 117 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,922 and not creep me out. 118 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,156 -So no points. -So we're out. 119 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,825 We're all out. 120 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,993 -And now we're gonna play a game called "Sound Effects." 121 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,397 This is a game for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 122 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:05,631 We're gonna need the help 123 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,800 of two volunteers from the audience. 124 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,235 Hey! 125 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,636 Oh, yes. 126 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,672 Hi, hi. What's your name? 127 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,773 -Sherry. -Sherry. 128 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:17,276 Come on with me, Sherry! 129 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,779 Join the guys up onstage. 130 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:22,648 -Hi, Sherry. How are you? 131 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,617 -Sherry? -What's your name? 132 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:27,153 -Todd. -Todd. Come with me, Todd. 133 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,888 [ Cheers and applause ] 134 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:31,591 Go up onstage with the guys. 135 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,163 Todd and Sherry, I'm gonna explain to you how this goes, 136 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,564 and what I -- It's adorable, 137 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,099 because right now it looks like a PTA 138 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,536 meeting at a high school, doesn't it? 139 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,871 Now, the way this is gonna work 140 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,140 is that Ryan and Colin are gonna perform a scene, 141 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,841 and Sherry and Todd are gonna provide 142 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,176 the sound effects, okay? 143 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,044 Sherry, you're gonna do the sound effects for Colin. 144 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,880 Todd, you're gonna do sound effects for Ryan. 145 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,081 You're dressed almost identically. 146 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,183 This is gonna work wonderfully. 147 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,718 And your scene is that Dr. Frankenstein, 148 00:06:58,751 --> 00:06:59,986 played by Ryan, 149 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:04,190 and Igor, played by Colin, are working in their lab 150 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,659 on the night of a storm, and they bring a monster to life 151 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,128 just before an angry mob appears. 152 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,229 Take it away. 153 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,497 -Igor. -Yes? 154 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,900 -Is everything set? -Everything is set, master. 155 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,702 -Where's the body? Where's my monster? 156 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,671 -I'm just going to -- -[ Groans ] 157 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,873 -Oh, here he is. -Oh, there. Right there. 158 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,175 -I'm sorry, I didn't see him, Igor. 159 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,509 -That's alright. -I haven't got my glasses on. 160 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,344 -Shall I attach -- -Oh, God, he's -- 161 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,213 -He's gigantic. -Yes. Well, yes, he is. 162 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:29,248 -And, listen. -[ Screeches ] 163 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,151 -Oh. 164 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,287 -I hate that cat! -I don't care. 165 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,788 -I don't like the cat. 166 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,990 -Get along with the cat, or leave the castle. 167 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,392 -Yes, master. 168 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,593 -[ Imitates door opening, closing ] 169 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,628 -Shall I attach the electronolithic -- 170 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,798 -I'll tell you what to do! -[ Whimpers ] 171 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,801 -Attach the electrodes. 172 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,837 -[ Imitates clicking ] -Eee! 173 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,038 -Damn it. 174 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,040 -I hate that cat! 175 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:57,243 I hate that -- -Look before you do things. 176 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:58,711 -[ Imitates door opening and closing ] 177 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,580 -Alright, the electrodes are attached. 178 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,215 Stand back. I'm going to throw the switch. 179 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,549 -[ Imitates explosion ] 180 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,017 Oh! -Oh! 181 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,587 -Check the wires. Check the fuses. 182 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,754 -It really shouldn't blow up like this. 183 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,623 -[ Groaning ] -We're losing a lot of... 184 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,558 Oh, no. Ooh. He's starting to come around. 185 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:16,195 My God, I-I think he actually said something. 186 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,463 -[ High-pitched voice ] Hi. 187 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,765 [ Laughter ] 188 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:22,735 -Perhaps I should have put the electrodes on his genitalia. 189 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,671 -No. Up here on his head. On his head. 190 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,775 -Zip! -Oh. 191 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,014 -I shall pull the lever. -Did you fix the fuse? 192 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,816 -I fixed the fuse. -Alright. 193 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:39,886 Hopefully your shock is much louder than mine. 194 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,487 -Crank! -Oh. 195 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,756 You've ripped your pants. You've ripped your pants again. 196 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,525 -I'll sew them up later. 197 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,059 I don't care. 198 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,928 -Oh, my God, he's getting up! 199 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,297 -Ohhhh! 200 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,499 -Wait. Where'd you get the cow? 201 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,468 -I don't know. -[ Moos ] 202 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:56,636 -Oh, my God. -Oh! 203 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,571 -The villagers. 204 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,206 -There's an angry mob heading this way. 205 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:01,674 -[ Whining ] 206 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,010 -Of dogs. 207 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,745 An angry mob of dogs. 208 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:10,082 -I'll get my bow and arrow. -They're after my cat. 209 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,385 -Don't worry, master. I'll protect us. 210 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,453 -Whoosh! 211 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,322 -You've split your pants again. -I know! 212 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,691 -Don't do this. This is what's doing it. 213 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,661 [ Buzzer ] 214 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:25,231 [ Cheers and applause ] 215 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:28,200 -Hey. Thank you, Todd. Thank you, Sherry. 216 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,703 Give it up for Todd and Sherry. 217 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,506 [ Cheers and applause ] 218 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,207 Don't go away. 219 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,977 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 220 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,378 right after this. 221 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,984 ♪♪ 222 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,753 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 223 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,855 the show where everything is made up 224 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,092 and the points don't matter. 225 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,427 -They don't matter. 226 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,163 -And now let's play a game called "Forward Rewind" 227 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,731 featuring all four of our performers. 228 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,500 So, guys, step on down here. -Oy. 229 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,635 [ Cheers and applause ] 230 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,870 -You ready? -Okay. 231 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:08,474 So, guys, you are gonna be acting out a scene, alright, 232 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,042 but at certain points, we're gonna hear a sound 233 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,311 that's gonna instruct you to either go forward 234 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,846 or rewind the action. 235 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,848 Can we hear those sounds, please? 236 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,016 -Forward. 237 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,151 Rewind. 238 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,920 -Which is which? 239 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,088 [ Laughter ] 240 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,456 -It's hard to tell them apart, isn't it? 241 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,824 -It is, yeah. -So, your scene is that 242 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,860 Wayne and Colin are two motorcycle-gang rivals 243 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:31,664 fighting over sexy biker chick Ryan. 244 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:33,065 [ Cheers and applause ] 245 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,635 -Whoo! 246 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,803 -Now, after a while, Ryan's gonna ride in 247 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,171 and try to break them up. 248 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,140 And then a crazy homeless guy, 249 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,243 Keegan, enters with a shopping cart, 250 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,512 annoyed that they're fighting on his turf. 251 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:49,815 -Mm. Yes. -Take it away. 252 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,517 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 253 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,653 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 254 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,690 -Rewind. 255 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:01,027 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 256 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,429 -[ Imitates engine revving ] 257 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:04,563 -Forward. 258 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:08,100 [ Both imitating engine revving ] 259 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,469 -Hey. Chickening out? 260 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,737 -I ain't chicken out nothing, brother. 261 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,005 -Well, you looked like you were chickening out. 262 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,340 -Oh, I heard you were chickening out. 263 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,742 -Oh, I heard you. -Alright, here we go. 264 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,478 Both of us race. Then we'll race for her hand. 265 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,548 -[ Imitates engine whirring ] 266 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:23,816 [ Imitates horn honking ] 267 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,818 [ Imitates engine whirring ] 268 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,819 -Rewind. 269 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,887 -[ Imitates engine whirring ] 270 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,988 [ Imitates horn honking ] 271 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,556 [ Imitates engine whirring ] 272 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,458 -We'll race for her hand. 273 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:36,295 -Forward. -We'll race for her hand. 274 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,329 -[ Imitates horn honking ] 275 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,798 [ Imitates engine whirring ] 276 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,533 -Hey, beautiful. -Hello, boys. 277 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,334 -Hey, baby. -Hello, boys. 278 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,137 -[ Laughs ] Oh, oh. -Oh! Oh, yeah! 279 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,539 -Oh! 280 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,340 -I understand there's gonna be a fight over me. 281 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,309 -Hey, baby, look what I'm gonna do. 282 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,544 Pow! Ohh! 283 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,679 -I have a jaw of granite! 284 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,083 -No, no. I meant a fight on your bikes. 285 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,485 -[ Grunting ] 286 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:00,519 [ Imitates clicking ] 287 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,123 [ Both imitate engines revving ] 288 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:07,927 -[ Muttering ] 289 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,729 What the hell? What the hell? 290 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,363 Be quiet, Demetrius! -Rewind. 291 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,133 -[ Muttering ] 292 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,367 -Forward. 293 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,437 -[ Muttering ] 294 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,940 Wait a minute, Demetrius. Don't say nothing to these people. 295 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,241 I'm gonna get the -- Listen. 296 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,676 If you all get off my turf, 297 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:27,079 I'll give you this diaper, only slightly used. 298 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,515 -Rewind. -Only slightly used. 299 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,649 I'll give you. -Forward. 300 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,551 -Only slightly used. 301 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,954 -You can't stop them. They're racing for me. 302 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:38,124 -Oh, then, you're beautiful. I'm gonna race for you, as well. 303 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:40,559 -I'll flag everybody down. 304 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,495 Ready? Set? 305 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,863 Race for me. 306 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,030 -[ Imitating engine revving ] 307 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,665 -Rewind. Back to the top. 308 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,601 -[ Imitating engine revving ] 309 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,970 -Ready? Set? Race for me. 310 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,605 -[ Grunting ] 311 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:57,309 -You can't, because they're racing and fighting for me. 312 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:01,580 -Oh. Oh, oh, I'm so crazy, we was going in the reverse. 313 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,848 [ Laughter ] 314 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,949 You know what? You're beautiful. 315 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,551 I'm gonna race for you, as well. 316 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,286 [ Muttering ] 317 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,722 Ehh! 318 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,591 Wait a minute. No, wait a minute. 319 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,993 -You want your diaper? -I want my diaper. 320 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,594 -You want your diaper? -Yes. 321 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:20,232 The reason I'm going crazy is 'cause I'm crazy! 322 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,935 Slightly used, if you all want this diaper? 323 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,436 You got to get off my turf. 324 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,705 [ Speaking gibberish ] 325 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,843 -No, no. [ Buzzer ] 326 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,211 -Awesome. 327 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,647 Got a little confusing. 328 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,682 [ Cheers and applause ] 329 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,088 -This is what happens. 330 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:49,261 Aisha, when you're so immersed in character, you can't [Laughs] 331 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,896 I understand. I'm getting no points. 332 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,965 I get it. I get it. 333 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,266 -I love the looks from the three of us. 334 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,734 -Yeah, I was like... 335 00:13:55,768 --> 00:14:00,005 "Are we still doing the scene?" 336 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,342 -3,000 points to Colin, 337 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:08,113 Ryan, and Wayne for just sticking with it. 338 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,115 And 5 points to Keegan for effort. 339 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,484 -For doing my own scene? -Yes. Yes. 340 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,755 [ Cheers and applause ] 341 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,557 Don't go away. 342 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,493 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 343 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,229 right after this. 344 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,869 ♪♪ 345 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,471 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 346 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,106 the show where everything is made up 347 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,508 and the points don't matter. 348 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,511 Now we're gonna play a game called "Greatest Hits," 349 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,614 and this is a game for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne, 350 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,682 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 351 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,019 on piano and guitar. 352 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,389 So what I need is a suggestion from the audience, okay? 353 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,325 Could you guys give me the name of a glamorous job? 354 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,761 [ Shouting suggestions ] 355 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,663 Exterminator is not glamorous. 356 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,032 Hairdresser. Hairdresser. 357 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,834 And the guy who called out "exterminator" 358 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,636 must be an exterminator. 359 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,271 [ Laughter ] 360 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:09,041 Okay, so the name of your album is "Songs of Hairdressers." 361 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,509 -Alright. -Take it away. 362 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:14,146 -We'll be right back to our documentary on methane dealers 363 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,714 "Breaking Bad Wind"... 364 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,082 [ Laughter ] 365 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,550 ...in just a second. 366 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,186 But I think we have probably the greatest album 367 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,155 we have ever sold to these people. 368 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,990 -Right. "Songs of the Hairdresser." 369 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,093 I have a feeling I'll do most of the talking here. 370 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,629 You know, Col, I love the Cajun people. 371 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,631 -Oh, who doesn't? -Oh, without Cajun people, 372 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,566 we wouldn't have reality TV. 373 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,036 And, you know, there's so many Cajun songs 374 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,938 and so many about the hairdressing field. 375 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,472 -Oh, Cajun. -And this next one's 376 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,342 gonna make you squeal like a pig. 377 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,812 That Cajun hairdressing hit, "Blow Dry." 378 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:47,913 -Ooh. 379 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,851 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 380 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,820 -Ooh! 381 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,522 [ Cajun accent ] I got guarantees on it. 382 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,890 What you all say? 383 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,559 Listen here, listen here, listen here. 384 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,394 ♪ Oh, guarantee ♪ 385 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,996 ♪ My, my hair ♪ 386 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:07,099 ♪ Oh, advice for you, mon frère ♪ 387 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,336 ♪ When it gets wet, what's you gonna do, don't cry ♪ 388 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,838 ♪ All you do, plug it in and start to blow-dry ♪ 389 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,473 ♪ A-go "shzz," "pah!" ♪ 390 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,275 ♪ There we go ♪ 391 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,044 ♪ Careful of your hairstyle, get an Afro ♪ 392 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,446 ♪ Challenge ♪ 393 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,581 ♪ That is what I say ♪ 394 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,984 ♪ Plug it in there, blow-drying every day ♪ 395 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,387 ♪ Oh, you could air-dry by running through the woods ♪ 396 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,390 ♪ But, no, no, mon cher, that is no, no good ♪ 397 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,293 ♪ Just plug it in, and don't you try ♪ 398 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,196 ♪ Don't put it next to water if you have to blow-dry ♪ 399 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,697 ♪ Blow-dry ♪ 400 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,099 ♪ Blow-dry ♪ 401 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,233 ♪ Blow-dry ♪ 402 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,135 ♪ This is what I'm playing ♪ 403 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,470 ♪ Blow-dry ♪ 404 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,372 ♪ Blow-dry ♪ 405 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:50,175 ♪ Oh, guaranteed to see the blow dry ♪ 406 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,678 [ Cheers and applause ] Merci. Merci. 407 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:53,779 Merci. 408 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,083 -You know, it's interesting. We have so many great artists. 409 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:02,054 And usually a lot of them started with a group 410 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:04,456 and now went on to solo, uh, careers. 411 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,991 -I stopped listening about 10 seconds ago. 412 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,626 -Yeah, I know. 413 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,094 Well, like, Beyoncé was with Destiny's Child. 414 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,497 -Yes. -Well, our next singer, 415 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,631 one of my favorites, 416 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,366 started with a group, Gnarls Barkley. 417 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,702 -Gnarls Barkley. -Yeah, and, of course... 418 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,270 -Basketball player. Great basketball player. 419 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,672 -Yeah. [ Laughter ] 420 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,075 [ Sighs ] 421 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,946 But since, of course, he's gone on his -- 422 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,716 doing solo and is known, of course, as CeeLo. 423 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,551 Solo CeeLo. 424 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,554 And oddly, he is follically impaired. 425 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,322 -Oh. -And yet that did not stop him 426 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,158 from doing a song about hair, 427 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,026 because people with hair, 428 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,728 although they judge a little too much 429 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,764 in my opinion... [ Laughter ] 430 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,599 ...I've had a normal life. 431 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,868 I've had sex and everything. 432 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,271 [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] 433 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,810 -We kid. 434 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,144 Oh, you really have? -Yeah, I have. 435 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,612 -Oh, you have? 436 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,881 -But sit back and listen to this great CeeLo 437 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:08,387 interpretation called "No Curls, Flat Scalp." 438 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,291 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 439 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,660 "No Curls, Flat Scalp." 440 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:18,764 ♪♪ 441 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,632 -♪ I see your head ♪ 442 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,935 ♪ Just look at it shining ♪ 443 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,472 ♪ People know exactly what I see ♪ 444 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,273 ♪ You get a little pomade ♪ 445 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,209 ♪ Put it on the side and ♪ 446 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:34,046 ♪ Oh, then maybe you can be just like me ♪ 447 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:38,450 ♪ Because all I want to do is just take it and turn it ♪ 448 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:42,054 ♪ And make it into the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny curls ♪ 449 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:46,992 ♪ And, oh, yeah, all you got to do is listen to me ♪ 450 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,862 ♪ Yeah, curl you, on your flat head ♪ 451 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,464 ♪ Now tell me what you want to do ♪ 452 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:57,636 ♪ Now you got to get curls on a flat head ♪ 453 00:18:57,669 --> 00:19:00,839 ♪ Yeah, screw you ♪ 454 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,676 ♪ Now, curls on a flat head ♪ 455 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,246 ♪ Now, how silly do you think that looked to you ♪ 456 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,680 Now, looky here. 457 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,749 ♪ Because maybe my curl don't drop to the side ♪ 458 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,618 ♪ And maybe it don't walk ♪ 459 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,520 ♪ But that's okay, 'cause my pomade ♪ 460 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,121 ♪ It makes my baby hair talk ♪ 461 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,423 ♪ I got a little Jheri curl from 1983 ♪ 462 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,192 ♪ That I want to bring on back ♪ 463 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,561 ♪ And you see the beauty is, you can be sexy if you like me ♪ 464 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,729 ♪ Bald and black ♪ 465 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,631 ♪ I said, curly, curly ♪ 466 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,299 ♪ Curly side ♪ 467 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,802 ♪ I got a curly, curly side on a flat head ♪ 468 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,771 ♪ Yeah, I got it curly ♪ 469 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,873 ♪ Curl on the side ♪ 470 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,844 ♪ I've got it curly, curly on the side of a flat head ♪ 471 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,979 [ Buzzer ] 472 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,181 [ Cheers and applause ] 473 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,383 -Really ended up good. 474 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,752 -Don't go away. We'll find out who the winner is 475 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,222 right after this on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 476 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,028 ♪♪ 477 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,163 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 478 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,432 where I have decided that the winner of tonight's show 479 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,367 is our lovely and shiny guest star, 480 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,670 Keegan-Michael Key. As a reward, I want you guys 481 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,105 to read out the credits as a tough drill instructor, 482 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,274 whipping your new recruits into shape. 483 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,310 Thank you for watching, and good night. 484 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,579 -Alright, Leveson! 485 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,882 I want you to get down and give me 20, Patterson! 486 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:20,519 You too, Mulville. And Brady. And Stiles. 487 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,254 And Mark Leveson. Get down there. 488 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,623 15. Jed Leventhall. Don't think you're not doing it. 489 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,059 Where the hell is Geraldine Dowd and Carrie Havel? 490 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,428 -[ Chanting ] Whose line is it? 491 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:30,929 -What the hell is that? 492 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,598 -20 bucks. -$20? Okay, you're up. 493 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:33,732 You're good to go. Yeah. 494 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:34,800 Where is Ray Miller? 495 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,635 I want him down here doing 20. -Yeah! 496 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,237 -I'm gonna get down here and do 20. 497 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,372 Huh! 498 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,911 ♪♪