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-Good evening, everybody,
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And welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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On tonight's show, say hello to
my little friend, wayne brady.
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Took the cannolis,
left the gun -- jeff davis.
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"I know it was you, fredo,"
colin mochrie.
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And he'll make you an offer
you can't refuse, ryan stiles.
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I'm aisha tyler.
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Let's have some fun.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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O.M.G.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Yes.
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Hello and welcome, everybody,
to "whose line is it anyway?"
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The show where everything
is made up,
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And the points
do not matter.
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We've got a great show
for you tonight,
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So let's get started
with a game we call "get down."
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And -- yes.
[ cheers and applause ]
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This is for all four
of our performers,
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And they are going to be
accompanied by laura hall
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And linda taylor on piano.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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The guys are going
to act out a scene,
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And when they hear
the phrase "get down,"
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They have to break into rap.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-That is some bull.
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[ laughter ]
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-You can't wait to do it.
You know you can't wait.
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And then when they hear "okay,"
they must return to the scene
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That they were involved
in previously.
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So you're scene, wayne,
is you are a female doctor
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From the big city who has newly
arrived in a small rural town.
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Jeff, you are
the arrogant doctor
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Whose practice she is joining.
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Ryan is a pregnant young woman
coming to give birth.
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And, colin,
you're somebody else.
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[ laughter ]
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Let's go.
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-[ imitates knocking on door ]
-it's open.
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-Hello.
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-You must be that fancy
new city doctor
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What come to take
over my practice.
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-Well, I didn't come
to take over your practice.
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I really came to shed
some light light onto your --
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-Get down.
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♪♪
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-♪ now, what I came to do ♪
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♪ my mission was an itty-bitty ♪
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♪ I came on an airplane
from this big old city ♪
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♪ I came to explain
to the nitty-gritty ♪
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♪ I can teach you a thing ♪
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♪ so just listen, listen ♪
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♪ you a cow doctor,
you just nothing ♪
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♪ you got your business,
put my head in, let me butt in ♪
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♪ all you know is dogs,
you don't know medicine ♪
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♪ if you want me I'll go back
to the very beginning again ♪
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-Okay.
-♪ I'm a city doctor ♪
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And that's what I do.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-I'm only 39 years old,
but I've been
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The general practitioner
in this town for 37 years.
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And I ain't about to let
no city slicker lassie come over
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And take over my position.
-Hm. Well --
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-You gots to prove yourself.
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-Where's the next patient?
I'll prove myself gladly.
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-I can hear a horse
coming up right now.
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-[ panting ] hi.
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I have
a 4:00 appointment.
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It's my first time here.
-Sir --
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-Get down.
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♪♪
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-♪ hey ♪
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♪ I need a little advice,
a little nutrition ♪
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♪ that's why I walked
into your institution ♪
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♪ been eating too much shrimps,
been drinking too much coke ♪
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♪ oh, my god,
my water just broke ♪
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-♪ water broke, broke,
broke, broke, broke, broke ♪
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♪ broke, broke,
broke, broke, broke ♪
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♪ broke, broke,
broke, broke, broke ♪
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♪ broke, broke,
broke, broke, broke ♪
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♪ here it comes, here it comes,
here it comes ♪
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♪ oh, oh, here it comes ♪
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-Okay.
-♪ here it comes ♪
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-Alright, let's see what
you can do. Deliver that baby.
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-Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
-Oh, my god. He's hideous.
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-I think I'm going to need
a stitch or two.
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[ laughter ]
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-Come here. Sarah, come here.
-Get down.
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♪♪
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-♪ I was in there ♪
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♪ I was bored ♪
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♪ please cut
the umbilical cord ♪
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♪ I go, I'm out and around ♪
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♪ sorry I weighed
over 50 pounds ♪
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[ laughter ]
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-♪ yo, sarah, sarah, sarah ♪
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♪ for 37 years,
I've been in the doctor biz ♪
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♪ I just delivered a kid,
but I can't tell what it is ♪
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♪ boy, girl, I just don't know ♪
-♪ no ♪
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-♪ let's shove it back in
and see if it will grow ♪
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-♪ oh, no,
oh, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ oh, no,
oh, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ oh, no,
oh, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ oh, no,
oh, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ oh, no,
oh, no, no, no, no ♪
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[ buzzer ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-♪ oh, no, no, no ♪
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-[ laughs ]
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-What an odd sensation.
-Yes.
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I'm smelling a spin-off.
-For you first time mothers,
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That's pretty much
what it's like.
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[ laughter ]
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-Never has the word "no" been
used more forcefully.
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[ laughter ]
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Okay, next up is a game
called...
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"scenes from a hat."
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[ cheers and applause ]
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This game is for all four
of our performers.
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Now, before the show,
we asked the audience
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To write down scenes
they'd like to see acted out
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By our performers, and I've got
the best ones in this hat.
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[ laughter ]
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I'm going to read them out,
and we're going to see
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How many the performers
can act out.
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You guys ready?
-Uh-huh.
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-Oh, what's going to happen?
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Alright "master plans of the
least ambitious supervillains."
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[ laughter ]
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-[ imitates metallic clicking ]
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The parking meter is now
non-functionable.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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[ applause ]
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-I shall finish every single
crossword puzzle
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In the back of the
airline magazine
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Before the next passenger.
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[ laughs maniacally ]
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[ buzzer ]
elvis.
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[ laughter ]
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-You will never
find the other sock.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-Sprinkle your salt
now, my friends.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-I challenge you, gravity,
defy me.
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Ha.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-[ imitates metallic clicking ]
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[ laughter ]
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Left the toilet seat up.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
-okay.
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[ laughs ]
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"hit shows
on the hillbilly channel."
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[ laughter ]
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-Hi. Welcome back
to "eat it or not."
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[ chomps ] not.
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[ buzzer ]
[ laughter ]
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-Welcome to the new game show,
"lying through your tooth."
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[ buzzer ]
[ laughter ]
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-And now we're back to "who
my daddy? Where he gone at?"
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-Welcome back
to "gordon ramsay's roadkill."
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[ laughter ]
[ buzzer ]
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-"never before scene 'coming out
of the closet' episodes
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Of classic tv programs."
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[ laughter ]
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-Wilbur, get in here.
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[ laughter ]
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[ laughs ]
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That was it.
-Oh.
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[ buzzer ]
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[ laughter ]
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-I told you, hannibal.
I ain't getting on no airplane.
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For no-o-body.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-Lucy, I have some
esplaining to do.
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-Waaaaah.
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[ buzzer ]
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-[ laughs ]
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-Oh, I'm in this?
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[ laughter ]
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-Colonel hogan,
I can't escape my sexuality.
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[ laughter ]
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-I know nothing!
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[ buzzer ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-What, lassie?
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[ laughter ]
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What, lassie?
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Oh, lassie.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ laughter ]
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-Oh no.
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"what aisha is thinking
right now."
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-I got nothing.
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[ laughter ]
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[ laughter ]
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-[ laughs ]
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[ buzzer ]
-no. No.
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I'm s--
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-I really should
have negotiated longer.
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[ laughter ]
[ buzzer ]
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-"unlikely cartoon characters
to cameo in an adult movie."
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[ laughter ]
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-[ as scooby-doo ] ruh-oh.
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[ buzzer ]
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[ laughter and applause ]
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-[ as porky pig ]
[ stammering ]
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That's all folks.
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[ laughter ]
[ buzzer ]
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-[ as elmer fudd ]
be vewy vewy quiet.
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[ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ]
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-Do not go away.
We'll be right back
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With much more
"whose line is it anyway?"
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Right after this.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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The show where
is everything is made up
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And the points don't matter.
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Now, next up is a game called
"party quirks."
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[ cheers and applause ]
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In this game,
jeff is hosting a party,
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And wayne, colin, and ryan
are going to be his guests,
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But each of them have been given
a strange quirk or identity,
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And what jeff has to do
is guess what those quirks are.
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So, wayne, colin, and ryan,
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You're going to line up
over there,
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I'm going to bring you in one
at a time with the doorbell,
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And, jeff, you are going
to get the party started.
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-That I can do.
-Excellent.
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-Okay, I've got
everything I need.
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Oh, my god. I'm so nervous.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Gah!
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Hi. Come on in.
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-Hello, hello.
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Alright. Hold still, please.
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[ laughter ]
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Spread your arms out, please.
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Okay. Alright.
-Okay.
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It's great to have
you here at the place.
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There's chips
and dip over there.
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Theres --
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-[ beeping ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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-Honey, I'm so sorry. Go to bed.
You have school in the morning.
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[ laughter ]
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[ doorbell rings ]
stay right here.
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00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,345
Make yourself at home.
Hello.
261
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,581
-Hi. How are you? I'm so glad
you invited me to the party.
262
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,184
-So happy to have you.
-Oh.
263
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,553
[ sneezing ]
[ laughter ]
264
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,188
Sorry, I just...
265
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,122
-Do you have a cold
or something?
266
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,323
-I'm just feeling --
267
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,624
Can I have one
of these potato chips?
268
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,126
-Help yourself.
They're all for you.
269
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,594
-Oh.
Is that salt and vinegar?
270
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,329
-Yeah.
-[ grunting ]
271
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,797
[ imitates retching ]
272
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,666
Gah!
273
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,668
[ doorbell rings ]
274
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,704
[ laughter ]
275
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,339
-You're good.
276
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,741
-Oh, hi, hi. Come on in.
277
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,443
Watch the puddle there.
There's...
278
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,613
[ laughter and applause ]
279
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,349
Are you hungry?
280
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,318
Do you want something to --
do you want something to --
281
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,353
[ laughter ]
282
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,024
Are you just a baby that wants
to suck on people's thumbs?
283
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:07,892
Is that what it is?
284
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,893
[ buzzer ]
285
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:09,994
-Yeah, that's good.
That's right.
286
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,296
Yeah, you got that one.
287
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,698
Yes, a baby, a teething baby.
-Go find your parents.
288
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,899
Go find your parents,
little boy.
289
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,801
Hey, you.
-Yeah? What?
290
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,304
-Get your metal-detector booty
out of my apartment.
291
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,372
[ cheers and applause ]
292
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,411
-These roses? Oh --
-yes, they are.
293
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,447
[ laughter ]
294
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,484
[ laughter and applause ]
295
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,754
-You must have the worst
allergies in the world.
296
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,256
[ buzzer ]
297
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,291
[ cheers and applause ]
298
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,662
-[ laughs ]
299
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,831
[ sighs ]
300
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,199
-Do you have any purell
over there?
301
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,834
[ laughter ]
302
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,604
-I've drunk it all.
-Or altoids?
303
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,775
-We're just gonna all bathe in
purell as a team after the show.
304
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,843
[ laughter ]
305
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,079
-It is time now,
ladies and gentlemen,
306
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,715
For a game called "hoedown."
307
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,218
[ cheers and applause ]
308
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,754
This one is for
all of our performers
309
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:13,958
With the help of laura hall
at the piano.
310
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,294
What I'm going to need from
the audience is a suggestion
311
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,163
For reasons to get dolled up.
312
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,831
[ shouting suggestions ]
313
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:24,802
I have to say say I feel like
prom seems to be recurring here.
314
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,171
So we've heard prom quite a bit.
315
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,872
We're going to go with prom,
so...
316
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,941
[ cheers and applause ]
317
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:35,613
...Gentlemen, let's hear
"the prom hoedown."
318
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,583
♪♪
319
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,652
[ audience clapping
rhythmically ]
320
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,089
-Whoa, whoa. Calm...
321
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,091
[ laughter ]
322
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:53,932
♪♪
323
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,535
♪ I go to a prom
when I get the chance ♪
324
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:01,105
♪ my favorite part
is when I get to dance ♪
325
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,742
♪ I listen to the disco,
the reggae, and the rap ♪
326
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,477
♪ my prom would be awesome ♪
327
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,446
♪ if none of you people
would clap ♪
328
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,481
[ laughter ]
329
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,153
[ clapping continues ]
330
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,956
♪ I love me prom ♪
331
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,790
♪ yes, I think it's the best ♪
332
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,527
♪ I can wear a tie,
and my date can wear a dress. ♪
333
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,229
♪ I got me a date ♪
334
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,164
♪ I'm in love, and I'm falling ♪
335
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,166
♪ 6'2", white and bald ♪
336
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,868
♪ man, I'm taking colin ♪
337
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,904
[ cheers and applause ]
338
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,641
-♪ well, hi there, vanessa ♪
339
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,243
♪ I'm your date this year ♪
340
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,778
♪ I'm really glad to take you
to the prom ♪
341
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,246
♪ what cheer ♪
342
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,816
♪ I know that I might look like
a slightly older man ♪
343
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,453
♪ just shut up
and get in the van ♪
344
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,488
[ laughter ]
345
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,857
-Oh, that's so creepy.
346
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,659
Oh, god.
347
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,128
[ cheers ]
348
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,097
-♪ I'm so excited to go my -- ♪
349
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,432
No.
350
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,434
[ laughter ]
351
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,470
[ clapping continues ]
352
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,976
♪ I'm going to my prom,
I'm wearing a top hat ♪
353
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,947
♪ I have a frilly shirt,
I'm even wearing spats ♪
354
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,348
♪ oh, what a night ♪
355
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,018
♪ I was the hit of the dance ♪
356
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,221
♪ maybe next time
I'll try and wear some pants ♪
357
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:27,091
[ cheers and applause ]
358
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,795
-♪ I love susie,
I love her with my life ♪
359
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:34,665
♪ some day I'd like to
make her my wife ♪
360
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,402
♪ every time at prom
I don't know how to reach her ♪
361
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,273
♪ guess I should probably stop
'cause I am her teacher ♪
362
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:46,310
-♪ I am her teacher ♪
363
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,846
[ cheers and applause ]
364
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,182
-Do not go away.
365
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,285
We'll be right back with more
"whose line is it anyway?"
366
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,920
Right after this.
367
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,062
-Welcome back
to "whose line is it anyway?"
368
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,796
The show where everything
is made up
369
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,265
And the points don't matter.
370
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,167
And now we come to a game
called "duet."
371
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,203
[ cheers and applause ]
372
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,807
Wayne and jeff are going to
make up a song
373
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,810
Accompanied by laura hall
and linda taylor,
374
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,881
And here to join them
is our star guest.
375
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:28,019
So please welcome tv star
and former boxing champ
376
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,221
Laila ali.
377
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,290
[ cheers and applause ]
378
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,698
-Yes!
379
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,004
-Hey. Welcome.
380
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:47,938
-Hi. How are you?
381
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,373
-I'm so good.
You're so pretty.
382
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,908
-You are. So are you.
-Thank you.
383
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,544
We're just gonna hug it out
for a little while.
384
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,012
-Get a room.
-Alright, so, jeff and wayne,
385
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,647
You're going to be singing
about laila,
386
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,084
And you'll be singing
in the style of stadium rock.
387
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,685
-Are you ready?
388
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,321
[ cheers and applause ]
389
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:10,428
♪♪
390
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:11,729
-♪ whoa ♪
391
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,065
[ laughter ]
392
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,168
♪ alright ♪
393
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,771
♪ now, baby,
you're good-looking ♪
394
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,408
♪ and I'll tell you what ♪
395
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:29,280
♪ I really get turned on
by a woman when I know ♪
396
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:32,683
♪ that she could
totally kick my butt ♪
397
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,586
[ cheers ]
398
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,622
-♪ yes, I don't want to tussle ♪
399
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,956
♪ I'm a grown-ass man ♪
400
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,093
♪ but I would swing
from your arm muscles ♪
401
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,894
♪ there's nothing like tonight ♪
402
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,931
♪ you can beat me
in a fair fight ♪
403
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,667
-♪ fair fight, fair fight ♪
-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
404
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,002
-♪ baby, baby ♪
405
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:57,441
♪ float like a butterfly
and sting like a bee ♪
406
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,277
♪ maybe we could flow
to my house ♪
407
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,247
♪ and I'll sting you,
and you can sting me ♪
408
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,918
-♪ I would use
every single trick ♪
409
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,856
♪ out of my love book ♪
410
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,024
♪ and if I try
to touch your booty ♪
411
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,227
♪ then you might get
kind of angry ♪
412
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,096
♪ and take me out
with a right hook ♪
413
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,198
-♪ we're gonna have
a fair fight ♪
414
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,335
-♪ fair fight tonight ♪
-♪ I wanna have a little ♪
415
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,538
-♪ you're the kind that I love ♪
-right.
416
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,406
-♪ ding, round one ♪
417
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,143
-♪ every time she finds a man
and brings them home ♪
418
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,813
♪ she makes sure
that he puts on a glove ♪
419
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,549
-♪ ding, ding, round two ♪
420
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,084
♪ I'm thinking I could go ♪
421
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,820
♪ ding, ding, ding, ding,
six more rounds ♪
422
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,088
♪ but I'm not talking
about exactly ♪
423
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,623
♪ what you think
I'm talking about ♪
424
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,691
♪ 'cause I know you're married,
and that wouldn't be cool ♪
425
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,659
♪ yeah ♪
426
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,761
[ cheers ]
427
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,565
-♪ ye-e-ah ♪
428
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,367
-♪ fair fight ♪
429
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,835
-♪ fair fight ♪
430
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,138
♪ and I want
to tell you one more again ♪
431
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:05,509
-♪ of course you do ♪
-♪ you are a one, two, three ♪
432
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:09,213
♪ four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine ♪
433
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,449
♪ baby, you're a 10 ♪
434
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,684
[ cheers ]
435
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:17,521
♪ baby, you're a 10 ♪
436
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,891
♪ baby, you're a 10 ♪
437
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,927
[ audience clapping
rhythmically ]
438
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,662
-♪ because you're a 10 ♪
439
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,432
♪ 'cause this is a fair fight ♪
440
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,434
[ buzzer ]
441
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,503
[ cheers and applause ]
442
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,805
-Thank you. Thank you.
443
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,473
[ buzzer ]
444
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,142
[ cheers and applause continue ]
445
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:42,079
-Huge thanks to laila ali,
everybody!
446
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,115
[ cheers and applause ]
447
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:46,850
See you after this short break
448
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,086
When I reveal who the winner
of tonight's show is
449
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,389
On "whose line is it anyway?"
450
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,929
-Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
451
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,298
Where the winners
of tonight's show
452
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,867
Are wayne brady
and colin mochrie.
453
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,102
Yes. Aww, sweet.
454
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,638
Now, I want you guys to read the
credits out as dorky teenagers
455
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,975
Bragging about
their sexual experiences.
456
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,743
Thank you, and good night.
457
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:13,978
[ cheers and applause ]
458
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,647
-Yo. So I met this girl
named dan patterson.
459
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,583
-Oh I saw her. I saw her.
460
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,051
-Now you didn't
-I did.
461
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,919
-I was with ryan stiles.
462
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,621
That booty like this.
[ laughs ]
463
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,790
-I tell you I went
with geraldine dowd.
464
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,325
That woman kisses
like an electric field.
465
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,128
-She's so gorgeous. I'm --
466
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,531
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna make love to neil,
467
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,732
And I'm going to
take out my retainer.
468
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,667
-Stop talking like that.
Stop talking like that.
469
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,901
-What? What?
-Stop talking like that.
470
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,536
-Stop talking like that.
-Alison --
471
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,871
-Stop talking like that.
-John pritchett.
472
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,107
Oh, I can see your michael ward
and chris henderson.
473
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,744
-No! No. Oh, no.
-[ giggling ]
474
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,746
[ cheers and applause ]
475
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,782
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