-Good evening, everybody,
to "Whose Line Is it Anyway?"
On tonight's show,
Wayne Brady.
Voice of a God,
Canadian crooner,
And my ears are bleeding,
And I am Aisha Tyler.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome!
Welcome, my friends,
the show where
and the points
We've got a great show
and we're gonna get started with
This is for all four
Gary and Ryan are there.
Colin and Wayne are here.
Now guys, the way
Wayne and Gary
but they can only
and I will buzz when one
and then the person behind them
But each time a person comes in,
they've got to assume
according to the wig
on their dome-shaped noggins.
gentlemen -- passions erupt
Passions erupt
Take it away.
-Are you ready to make
-Are you still in love with me
when you asked me
-Can I resist your body?
-You mean all of this?
-Of course I do.
[ Buzzer ]
-Have you seen my husband?
-[ French accent ]
-Which country are you from?
-Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Is it obvious?
-Are you from Paris...
Texas?
-Oh, is...
Is snow white?
-Is Clint black?
-Is Geri Halliwell?
-Is James Brown?
[ Buzzer ]
-Are you high?
-Isn't it obvious?
-Am I the only natural blonde
-Bitch!
[ Buzzer ]
-Could you wait
[ Laughter ]
-Will you pay for the cab, now?
-Isn't you a Uber driver?
-What makes you think
-Are you not Heinrich --
-Could you say that
-No.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Any idea why we get our hair
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Where the party?
-Isn't it obvious
-Would you like to see me
-Would you [bleep] something?
[ Buzzer ]
Hey, where are you going?
I asked you a question.
-Where would you like me
-Who mounted you?
-Don't you know a grizzly
-You're not a [bleep] grizzly.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was really good.
Yeah, no, just adjust
'cause it, it looks super
before you put the hat on.
-The plugs aren't showing,
-No, no, no.
Just the one giant plug.
-The one giant plug?
-Like a hydrant.
-Alright, we're going to
to a game entitled
This is a game for Ryan
We're also going to have two
Let's find them now.
What's your name?
-Christine.
Why don't you go down on stage,
What's your name?
-Sydney.
Christine and Sydney.
Take that up with you
Alright, this is gonna be great.
Now, the way
is that Ryan and Colin
and Christine and Sydney
the sound effects,
So, Christine, you'll do
and Sydney for Ryan.
Now, the scene
is that Ryan and Colin
who have to transport
across the country
Just watch what they do,
a sound, try to make one
Enjoy!
-[ Sighs ]
-Ugh. We shouldn't put it in
-I guess not.
The tiger's
I'm going to soothe him
-Alrighty.
Only he can hear it.
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah, it just really
-Oh, yeah.
What's that, Harpo the seal?
-[ Barking ]
-Oh! He's swallowed a dog.
-You know, we'd better get on
-They need a new home,
Okay, get the truck.
-[ Scoffs ]
Why don't you come
-I have to load
I'm like Mrs. Noah.
-Beep! Beep!
Beep! Beep!
-Most powerful truck
[ Laughter ]
-Alright. Snake.
-Oh, boy, he looks vicious.
-[ Snarls ]
He just spit
-I know.
-Oh, you did?
Look,
Why don't you play
that you lead
like you used
-[ Vocalizing ]
-Here, let me see.
-You've got it set on "gay."
[ Laughter and applause ]
I say we don't take them all.
-I say we hide
-Alright, well,
He's sleeping anyway.
By the way, it's the
-I know, yeah.
-We'd better hurry,
looks like there's
-No, we're okay.
-Alright.
-Go where?
-We have to
-Oh, that sounds noisy.
-Brrr!
the engine again.
-Oh.
Hey, this guy
Why don't you
-Meep! Meep!
[ Laughter ]
-I don't know why we attached
-I don't know. I'm a big
-Oh, no, I think
-Oh, no! Why don't you
I'll listen to some
-Alright.
-♪ On the rodeo ♪
-I can't get any reception.
There's nothing
What are you doing?
-Quickly and silently
-Oh, okay.
[ Laughter ]
-Get back in.
-I can't. This day is giving me
-I know, it's crazy.
Okay, here we go.
You know what, I'm gonna call
and tell him we're on our way.
-I bet he is.
-Think positive.
-Zoo master one?
-Told you!
-He's not there.
-He's not there!
-Try it again.
-Brring, brring!
Hello?
[Bleep] there's
Nothing's happening.
[ Buzzer ]
-Everybody give it up
Christine and Sydney!
Hey, stick around,
"Who's Line" for you
Stay tuned.
♪♪
-Welcome back
It's time to play a game
This game is for all four
so come towards me!
The way this game works
is that we have taken
we removed all the dialogue,
and Wayne are gonna re-voice the
And the scene
dear boys, is entitled,
Have fun.
-Well, good morning, Charlotte.
-Hi, Tim.
I have brought you
-Not for the first time,
-You sure you don't want
You'd look great
Why don't you take
[ Both grunting ]
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
-[ Foreign accent ] We're doing
we have ever done.
I'm trying to get Joanne
I've got a --
Believe me,
But anyway --
when I want.
I don't feel like
-Oh!
the sounds of urban
-Oh, urban Asian blackness?
-Oh, ho-ho!
-Oh wow.
can there be around this place?
Hey, buddy --
-No one asked me
and my breasts are beautiful.
-Wow!
[ Buzzer ]
-Wow!
-So funny.
-Sad man.
-Points for everybody.
Special mention points
go to Gary for
-Thank you.
-No idea where that guy
-I took a class.
-That way you don't
-Yeah, exactly.
-Oh, yes. Exactly!
We're gonna move on now,
to a game that is entitled
"Scenes From a Hat."
Will all the performers
Ryan and Colin are there,
Now, before our show,
to write down some scenes
to see acted out
I've got those suggestions
and I'm gonna read them out.
awesome things
Are you ready, gentlemen?
-Here it comes.
"Things you can say
that you can't say
-So many people coming and going
[ Buzzer ]
-Your top floor
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Well, I mean, it's just ugly
[ Buzzer ]
-Ugh!
Something smell musky down here.
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh, my God.
"Weird things for a cop to say
-Feel very similar to my mother.
[ Laughter ]
That is weird.
-Very.
-[ Whispering ] I'm not a cop.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright, now you do me.
[ Laughter ]
Don't take it easy, pal,
[ Buzzer ]
Y...
MCA.
[ Laughter ]
Y...MCA.
[ Buzzer ]
-You know, everybody told me
I said they're wrong.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-That's not my gun.
-Thank you, ma'am.
[ Laughs ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh, boy!
"What Aisha does when
-Thanks everybody,
Oh, me too!
Click.
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs mightily ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Hey, don't move!
I've got more
right after these messages.
-Welcome back to
and now it's time to play a game
This is a game
with the help of Laura Hall
on piano and guitar.
The way this works
are two
talking about
Wayne and Gary are gonna
on that album,
is a suggestion
What is a type of person
What type of person
[ Audience shouting
Oh! How about a lifeguard?
-Oh!
So, either someone's a lifeguard
or just is excited
And so the name of this album
"Songs of the Lifeguard."
-We'll be back to our
of Tennessee Williams'
"A Streetcar Named Desire"
-I remember the old
I used to watch that.
actually run in slow motion,
-No, it makes no sense.
-Yeah.
As you know,
-I did not know that.
-No, I -- Oh, you mean theater?
-I just thought you meant
-I love Broadway,
is actually a song that was cut
-Oh, which in English
[ Laughter ]
-Anyway, this song
"My Trunks Are Riding Up."
[ Broadway music plays ]
-♪ Hahh ♪
♪♪
-♪ The feeling that you feel ♪
♪ As you look down
♪ As it rides up for you ♪
♪ The tightness down below ♪
♪ As I begin to grow ♪
♪ It's something
-♪ When I left home ♪
♪ The sea was full of foam ♪
♪ And my trunks was
♪ But now I'm right here,
♪ And my trunks
-♪ My trunks are riding up
♪ And the boys have
-♪ My trunks are riding up
♪ It's going to be one heck ♪
♪ Of a trunk riding-up day ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Music stops ]
-It just sets up
-I don't know why
-Ah!
You know, Colin,
which is something the British
And you know,
and I think lifeguards,
I think of that line-dancing
[ Country music plays ]
-Alright.
And two, and two,
-That's it.
-♪ Now this is somethin'
♪ A little, little dance
♪ You swim on out when you got
-♪ Beer in your,
-♪ You overestimate
♪ And then you find yourself
-♪ Some tide comes up,
♪ But when it goes
♪ Then you don't care
♪ And you're never ever ever
♪ To see your family ♪
♪ 'Cause when you get caught
♪ Well, you getting
-Here we go!
♪ Swimming, swimming,
♪ I said we're swimming
♪ Is that true? ♪
♪ Swimming, swimming,
-♪ Sounds kind of absurd ♪
-♪ Oh, well, the riptide,
♪ You just swim out
♪ I dated your wife
♪ You had the insurance payment
-♪ Hold on, I think you said
♪ I think I'm gonna swim back
♪ Oh, yes, the riptide ♪
♪ You can try
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Across. Across.
That's right, across it.
-You know, I love my ska.
-Wow!
-You have so many
-Ska is just short
That's what it means.
-Yes.
-King Arnie, of course.
-The Dutch king of the 1940s.
"Sing, King Arnie,"
And, you know, when I think
number one,
but I think of
that was on the top
That ska hit --
-It's ska.
-That great hit, K--
[ Ska music plays ]
-Come on, King Arnie,
-King Arnie, King Arnie,
King Arnie, King Arnie,
[ Imitates saxophone ]
-[ Scatting ]
♪♪
Hey, King Arnie.
-♪ Well, then I went
♪ I dropped my car off
♪ We jumped on in
♪ But then, oh, my goodness,
♪ I see it coming at him ♪
♪ That one look just like me ♪
♪ And bring your friends
♪ Because we say
♪ We've got lot of melanin ♪
-♪ And this is rather nice ♪
♪ But this was not that nice ♪
♪ For brothers who go swimming ♪
♪ Oh, crap,
♪ Oh, ohh ♪
-♪ There's a great white ♪
♪ Oh, oh,
-♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Got to be careful when you're
-Swim!
♪ But I'm a great black me ♪
-♪ So when you get the white
-Swim!
♪ Right back to the sticks,
-♪ This is, this is
♪ Let's go get the sharks
♪ It really doesn't matter
♪ Because the both of us,
-♪ Great white ♪
♪ Great, great, gr-gr-great ♪
-♪ Great, great, great, great,
-King Arnie!
♪ Gr-Gr-Great ♪
-♪ Great, great, great, great,
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Hey!
right after this short break.
We have more
-Welcome back to
That's our show.
have won the day, and I would
as if you're all on first dates
Thank you very much, everybody.
-Alright.
Your eyes shine like
-So, I'm glad I picked you up.
I don't have a car,
but I pretty much got a ride
-Oh, oh.
To hydrate?
And that is the Leaning Tower
-No!
Yes!
You didn't tell anybody about
-No.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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