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-Good evening, everybody,

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to "Whose Line Is it Anyway?"

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On tonight's show,

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Wayne Brady.

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Voice of a God,

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Canadian crooner,

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And my ears are bleeding,

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And I am Aisha Tyler.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Welcome!

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Welcome, my friends,

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the show where

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and the points

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We've got a great show

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and we're gonna get started with

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This is for all four

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Gary and Ryan are there.

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Colin and Wayne are here.

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Now guys, the way

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Wayne and Gary

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but they can only

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and I will buzz when one

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and then the person behind them

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But each time a person comes in,

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they've got to assume

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according to the wig

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on their dome-shaped noggins.

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gentlemen -- passions erupt

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Passions erupt

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Take it away.

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-Are you ready to make

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-Are you still in love with me

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when you asked me

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-Can I resist your body?

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-You mean all of this?

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-Of course I do.

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Have you seen my husband?

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-[ French accent ]

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-Which country are you from?

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-Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Is it obvious?

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-Are you from Paris...

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Texas?

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-Oh, is...

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Is snow white?

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-Is Clint black?

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-Is Geri Halliwell?

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-Is James Brown?

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Are you high?

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-Isn't it obvious?

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-Am I the only natural blonde

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-Bitch!

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Could you wait

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[ Laughter ]

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-Will you pay for the cab, now?

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-Isn't you a Uber driver?

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-What makes you think

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-Are you not Heinrich --

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-Could you say that

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-No.

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[ Buzzer ]

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[ Laughter ]

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-Any idea why we get our hair

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Where the party?

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-Isn't it obvious

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-Would you like to see me

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-Would you [bleep] something?

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[ Buzzer ]

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Hey, where are you going?

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I asked you a question.

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-Where would you like me

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-Who mounted you?

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-Don't you know a grizzly

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-You're not a [bleep] grizzly.

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[ Buzzer ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-That was really good.

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Yeah, no, just adjust

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'cause it, it looks super

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before you put the hat on.

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-The plugs aren't showing,

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-No, no, no.

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Just the one giant plug.

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-The one giant plug?

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-Like a hydrant.

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-Alright, we're going to

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to a game entitled

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This is a game for Ryan

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We're also going to have two

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Let's find them now.

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What's your name?

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-Christine.

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Why don't you go down on stage,

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What's your name?

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-Sydney.

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Christine and Sydney.

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Take that up with you

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Alright, this is gonna be great.

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Now, the way

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is that Ryan and Colin

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and Christine and Sydney

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the sound effects,

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So, Christine, you'll do

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and Sydney for Ryan.

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Now, the scene

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is that Ryan and Colin

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who have to transport

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across the country

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Just watch what they do,

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a sound, try to make one

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Enjoy!

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-[ Sighs ]

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-Ugh. We shouldn't put it in

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-I guess not.

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The tiger's

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I'm going to soothe him

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-Alrighty.

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Only he can hear it.

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-Oh, yeah.

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-Yeah, it just really

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-Oh, yeah.

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What's that, Harpo the seal?

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-[ Barking ]

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-Oh! He's swallowed a dog.

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-You know, we'd better get on

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-They need a new home,

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Okay, get the truck.

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-[ Scoffs ]

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Why don't you come

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-I have to load

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I'm like Mrs. Noah.

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-Beep! Beep!

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Beep! Beep!

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-Most powerful truck

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[ Laughter ]

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-Alright. Snake.

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-Oh, boy, he looks vicious.

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-[ Snarls ]

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He just spit

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-I know.

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-Oh, you did?

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Look,

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Why don't you play

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that you lead

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like you used

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-[ Vocalizing ]

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-Here, let me see.

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-You've got it set on "gay."

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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I say we don't take them all.

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-I say we hide

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-Alright, well,

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He's sleeping anyway.

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By the way, it's the

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-I know, yeah.

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-We'd better hurry,

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looks like there's

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-No, we're okay.

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-Alright.

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-Go where?

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-We have to

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-Oh, that sounds noisy.

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-Brrr!

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the engine again.

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-Oh.

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Hey, this guy

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Why don't you

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-Meep! Meep!

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[ Laughter ]

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-I don't know why we attached

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-I don't know. I'm a big

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-Oh, no, I think

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-Oh, no! Why don't you

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I'll listen to some

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-Alright.

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-♪ On the rodeo ♪

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-I can't get any reception.

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There's nothing

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What are you doing?

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-Quickly and silently

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-Oh, okay.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Get back in.

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-I can't. This day is giving me

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-I know, it's crazy.

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Okay, here we go.

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You know what, I'm gonna call

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and tell him we're on our way.

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-I bet he is.

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-Think positive.

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-Zoo master one?

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-Told you!

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-He's not there.

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-He's not there!

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-Try it again.

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-Brring, brring!

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Hello?

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[Bleep] there's

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Nothing's happening.

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Everybody give it up

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Christine and Sydney!

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Hey, stick around,

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"Who's Line" for you

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Stay tuned.

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♪♪

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-Welcome back

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It's time to play a game

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This game is for all four

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so come towards me!

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The way this game works

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is that we have taken

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we removed all the dialogue,

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and Wayne are gonna re-voice the

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And the scene

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dear boys, is entitled,

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Have fun.

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-Well, good morning, Charlotte.

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-Hi, Tim.

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I have brought you

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-Not for the first time,

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-You sure you don't want

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You'd look great

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Why don't you take

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[ Both grunting ]

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Oh, my God.

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What are you doing?

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-[ Foreign accent ] We're doing

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we have ever done.

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I'm trying to get Joanne

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I've got a --

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Believe me,

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But anyway --

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when I want.

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I don't feel like

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-Oh!

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the sounds of urban

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-Oh, urban Asian blackness?

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-Oh, ho-ho!

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-Oh wow.

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can there be around this place?

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Hey, buddy --

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-No one asked me

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and my breasts are beautiful.

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-Wow!

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Wow!

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-So funny.

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-Sad man.

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-Points for everybody.

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Special mention points

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go to Gary for

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-Thank you.

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-No idea where that guy

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-I took a class.

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-That way you don't

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-Yeah, exactly.

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-Oh, yes. Exactly!

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We're gonna move on now,

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to a game that is entitled

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"Scenes From a Hat."

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Will all the performers

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Ryan and Colin are there,

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Now, before our show,

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to write down some scenes

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to see acted out

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I've got those suggestions

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and I'm gonna read them out.

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awesome things

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Are you ready, gentlemen?

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-Here it comes.

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"Things you can say

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that you can't say

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-So many people coming and going

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Your top floor

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Well, I mean, it's just ugly

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Ugh!

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Something smell musky down here.

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Oh, my God.

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"Weird things for a cop to say

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-Feel very similar to my mother.

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[ Laughter ]

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That is weird.

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-Very.

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-[ Whispering ] I'm not a cop.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Alright, now you do me.

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[ Laughter ]

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Don't take it easy, pal,

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[ Buzzer ]

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Y...

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MCA.

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[ Laughter ]

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Y...MCA.

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[ Buzzer ]

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-You know, everybody told me

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I said they're wrong.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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-That's not my gun.

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-Thank you, ma'am.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Oh, boy!

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"What Aisha does when

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-Thanks everybody,

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Oh, me too!

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Click.

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[ Groans ]

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[ Laughs mightily ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-Hey, don't move!

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I've got more

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right after these messages.

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-Welcome back to

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and now it's time to play a game

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This is a game

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with the help of Laura Hall

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on piano and guitar.

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The way this works

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are two

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talking about

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Wayne and Gary are gonna

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on that album,

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is a suggestion

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What is a type of person

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What type of person

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[ Audience shouting

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Oh! How about a lifeguard?

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-Oh!

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So, either someone's a lifeguard

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or just is excited

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And so the name of this album

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"Songs of the Lifeguard."

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-We'll be back to our

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of Tennessee Williams'

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"A Streetcar Named Desire"

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-I remember the old

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I used to watch that.

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actually run in slow motion,

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-No, it makes no sense.

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-Yeah.

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As you know,

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-I did not know that.

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-No, I -- Oh, you mean theater?

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-I just thought you meant

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-I love Broadway,

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is actually a song that was cut

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-Oh, which in English

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[ Laughter ]

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-Anyway, this song

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"My Trunks Are Riding Up."

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[ Broadway music plays ]

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-♪ Hahh ♪

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♪♪

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-♪ The feeling that you feel ♪

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♪ As you look down

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♪ As it rides up for you ♪

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♪ The tightness down below ♪

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♪ As I begin to grow ♪

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♪ It's something

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-♪ When I left home ♪

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♪ The sea was full of foam ♪

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♪ And my trunks was

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♪ But now I'm right here,

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♪ And my trunks

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-♪ My trunks are riding up

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♪ And the boys have

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-♪ My trunks are riding up

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♪ It's going to be one heck ♪

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♪ Of a trunk riding-up day ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Music stops ]

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-It just sets up

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-I don't know why

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-Ah!

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You know, Colin,

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which is something the British

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And you know,

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and I think lifeguards,

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I think of that line-dancing

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[ Country music plays ]

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-Alright.

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And two, and two,

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-That's it.

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-♪ Now this is somethin'

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♪ A little, little dance

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♪ You swim on out when you got

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-♪ Beer in your,

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-♪ You overestimate

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♪ And then you find yourself

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-♪ Some tide comes up,

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♪ But when it goes

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♪ Then you don't care

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♪ And you're never ever ever

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♪ To see your family ♪

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♪ 'Cause when you get caught

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♪ Well, you getting

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-Here we go!

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♪ Swimming, swimming,

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♪ I said we're swimming

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♪ Is that true? ♪

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♪ Swimming, swimming,

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-♪ Sounds kind of absurd ♪

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-♪ Oh, well, the riptide,

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♪ You just swim out

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♪ I dated your wife

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♪ You had the insurance payment

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-♪ Hold on, I think you said

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♪ I think I'm gonna swim back

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♪ Oh, yes, the riptide ♪

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♪ You can try

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Across. Across.

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That's right, across it.

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-You know, I love my ska.

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-Wow!

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-You have so many

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-Ska is just short

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That's what it means.

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-Yes.

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-King Arnie, of course.

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-The Dutch king of the 1940s.

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"Sing, King Arnie,"

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And, you know, when I think

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number one,

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but I think of

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that was on the top

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That ska hit --

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-It's ska.

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-That great hit, K--

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[ Ska music plays ]

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-Come on, King Arnie,

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-King Arnie, King Arnie,

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King Arnie, King Arnie,

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[ Imitates saxophone ]

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-[ Scatting ]

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♪♪

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Hey, King Arnie.

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-♪ Well, then I went

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♪ I dropped my car off

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♪ We jumped on in

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♪ But then, oh, my goodness,

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♪ I see it coming at him ♪

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♪ That one look just like me ♪

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♪ And bring your friends

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♪ Because we say

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♪ We've got lot of melanin ♪

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-♪ And this is rather nice ♪

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♪ But this was not that nice ♪

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♪ For brothers who go swimming ♪

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♪ Oh, crap,

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♪ Oh, ohh ♪

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-♪ There's a great white ♪

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♪ Oh, oh,

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♪ Oh, oh,

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-♪ Oh, oh ♪

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♪ Got to be careful when you're

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-Swim!

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♪ But I'm a great black me ♪

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-♪ So when you get the white

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-Swim!

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♪ Right back to the sticks,

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-♪ This is, this is

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♪ Let's go get the sharks

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♪ It really doesn't matter

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♪ Because the both of us,

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-♪ Great white ♪

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♪ Great, great, gr-gr-great ♪

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-♪ Great, great, great, great,

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-King Arnie!

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♪ Gr-Gr-Great ♪

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-♪ Great, great, great, great,

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Buzzer ]

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-Hey!

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right after this short break.

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We have more

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-Welcome back to

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That's our show.

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have won the day, and I would

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as if you're all on first dates

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Thank you very much, everybody.

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-Alright.

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Your eyes shine like

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-So, I'm glad I picked you up.

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I don't have a car,

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but I pretty much got a ride

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-Oh, oh.

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To hydrate?

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And that is the Leaning Tower

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-No!

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Yes!

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You didn't tell anybody about

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-No.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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