1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,804 -Good evening, everybody. 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,306 And welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:10,844 On tonight's show, best in show Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,014 pedigree breed Jonathan Mangum, 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,750 senior hunter Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:21,722 and humping the judge's leg, it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:25,392 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up. 8 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,995 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:31,231 Hey. Hello, everybody. Welcome. 10 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,933 Welcome to "Whose Line Is it Anyway?" -- 11 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,135 the show where everything is made up 12 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,938 and the points don't matter one freaking bit. 13 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,840 Yes, everything you see tonight from our performers 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,241 is going to be completely improvised 15 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,409 off the top of their heads 16 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,144 based on suggestions from our audience 17 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:46,947 and these cards I have in my hands right here. 18 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,316 So we start with a game entitled "Questions." 19 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,618 This is for all four of our performers in two pairs, 20 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,287 so come on down. 21 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,488 Jonathan and Ryan are over there, 22 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,656 Colin and Wayne over here. 23 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,424 Come collect your hats and wigs. 24 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,960 Now, the way that this game works is that 25 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,628 Wayne and Jonathan are gonna begin a scene, 26 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,497 but they can only speak in questions, 27 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,399 and I will buzz when one of them goes wrong, 28 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,000 and then the person behind them will step in 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,403 to take their place. However, each time they come in, 30 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,104 they have to assume a different character 31 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,206 according to the wig or hat that they are wearing. 32 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,876 So as you gentlemen ready your bodies, 33 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,679 the scene you will be acting out is entitled 34 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,548 "One night in a Sketchy Neighborhood." 35 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,550 [ Laughter ] Take it away. 36 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:28,355 [ Laughter and applause ] 37 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,726 -What's your name? 38 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:36,730 -You know where I can get some e-cigs? 39 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,298 -Are you on an app on my phone 40 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:41,268 that tells me to stay away from sketchy neighborhoods? 41 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:46,239 -Would you believe it's like Tinder but illegal? 42 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,941 -Hell, no. [ Buzzer ] 43 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,814 -Want some pot? 44 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,415 [ Laughter ] 45 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:04,224 -Why don't you just show me your stamen? 46 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:08,195 -What the hell does that mean? -Isn't that a plant reference? 47 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,364 -Are you some kind of idiot? 48 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,099 -Yes. [ Buzzer ] 49 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,140 -How's it hanging? 50 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:25,846 -Got a buck? -What do you need it for? 51 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,814 -You know you have a pot on your head? 52 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,416 -Why wouldn't I know that? 53 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,218 -What's your name? -Who cares? 54 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,352 -Didn't we go to school together? 55 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,954 -Ah, shut up. [ Buzzer ] 56 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,029 [ Laughter and applause ] 57 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:55,609 -Mmm. Aren't you a fine piece of beaver? 58 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:59,679 -You mind if I look at you and say "dam"? 59 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,816 -Would you like to go to a club called hell? 60 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,385 -Say-tan! 61 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:06,386 -[ Laughs ] 62 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,687 [ Buzzer ] 63 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,428 -Hey, are you the fuzz? 64 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:17,230 -Who's asking? 65 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,498 -Is this a badge? 66 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:21,068 -Is that in Greek? 67 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,903 -Why are you questioning my authority? 68 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,440 [ Buzzer ] 69 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,509 -It's that mask, man. It's freaky. 70 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,813 -Can you take me to the Paradise City? 71 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,548 [ Laughter ] 72 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,689 [ Buzzer ] 73 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,124 -He looks like him. 74 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,463 -You ever been to sea? 75 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,231 -Rock! [ Buzzer ] 76 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,805 -When is the last time you went down? 77 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,907 [ Laughter and applause ] 78 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,379 -[ Speaking gibberish ] 79 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,148 [ Buzzer ] 80 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,620 [ Cheers and applause ] 81 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,957 -Everybody here gets 1,100 points 82 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,792 for creating a neighborhood 83 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,795 that I wouldn't even drive through with my windows up 84 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,397 and locked. 85 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,600 That's nice. 86 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,001 [ Laughter ] 87 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,238 -Great first game. -[ Laughs ] 88 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,706 -You spend an hour in hair and makeup, 89 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,741 and then you put [bleep] on your face. 90 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,243 [ Laughter ] 91 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,044 -Welcome to my world, honey. 92 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,580 And now we are gonna play a game 93 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,948 that is entitled "World's Worst." 94 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,485 This is for all four of our performers, so come on down. 95 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,621 They're divided into two pairs -- Ryan and Colin there. 96 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,989 Jonathan and Wayne are over here. 97 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,291 Now this is a quick-fire game in which each performer 98 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,726 has to come up with as many examples 99 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:57,264 as possible of clips from the world's worst action movie. 100 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:59,099 Take it away. 101 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,001 -[ Imitates door slamming ] Freeze! 102 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,370 No! Okay. 103 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,871 [ Buzzer ] 104 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:08,208 -Yippee-o-ki-yay, Mother. 105 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,276 [ Laughter ] 106 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,810 [ Buzzer ] 107 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,913 -B-6. 108 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,648 Miss. 109 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,749 [ Buzzer ] 110 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,522 -I put the bullets in here. Just not sure where... 111 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,691 Doesn't seem right. 112 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,725 Oh, God. 113 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,427 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 114 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,595 [ Buzzer ] 115 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,830 -Bzzzzzz! 116 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,399 The fast and the bi-curious. 117 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:33,934 Bzzzzzzzz! 118 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,669 [ Buzzer ] 119 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,103 -So, Mr. Bond, 120 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,407 I guess it comes down to this. 121 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,609 Rock beats scissors. 122 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,110 [ Buzzer ] 123 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,981 -Promise me that if I die 124 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:50,283 you'll take this letter back to my wife. 125 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,186 -Okay, well, I'll see her anyway, tomorrow. 126 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,221 -Huh? -Yeah. 127 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,222 [ Buzzer ] 128 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:58,225 Pow. Pow. 129 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,359 [ Buzzer ] 130 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,061 [ Laughter ] 131 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:11,071 [ Laughter and applause ] 132 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,639 [ Buzzer ] 133 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:13,773 -No problem, Q, 134 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,175 I'll just scale the wall. 135 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,176 Click. 136 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,444 [ Imitates rope shooting ] Click. 137 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,678 [ Imitates machinery buzzing ] 138 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:19,980 Oh. [ Imitates machinery buzzing ] 139 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,348 Boom! Aah! 140 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:22,515 [ Imitates machinery buzzing ] 141 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,017 Boom! Boom, boom, boom, boom! 142 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,352 [ Imitates machinery buzzing ] Stop it. 143 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,486 [ Imitates machinery buzzing ] 144 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:27,954 Boom. Aah! [ Buzzer ] 145 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,022 -[ Panting ] 146 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,358 I got to get a car. 147 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,526 [ Buzzer ] 148 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,195 I'm so far behind. 149 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,932 -Listen to me. -Yeah. 150 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,234 -If this bus slows down below 50 miles an hour... 151 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,402 -Alright. 152 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,571 -...you will be really late for work. 153 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,073 [ Laughter ] 154 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,743 -[ Speaking gibberish ] 155 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,045 [ Buzzer ] -Thank you. 156 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,648 -[ Sighs ] 157 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,750 [ Laughter ] 158 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,321 [ Laughter and applause ] 159 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,924 [ Buzzer ] 160 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,559 [ Cheers and applause ] -Okay. 161 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,861 See you right after this short break. 162 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,962 Don't go anywhere. We've got more 163 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,897 "Whose Line" for you right after this. 164 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,202 ♪♪ 165 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,672 -Hi, there. Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 166 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,373 We are gonna keep the fun going now 167 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,909 with a game that is entitled "Whose Line?" 168 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,945 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come this way. 169 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,249 Now, before the show, we asked our audience to write down 170 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,052 a few random line suggestions, and we've got them here. 171 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,720 Colin, these are yours, Ryan, those are yours. 172 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,455 -Thank you. -Set them in your pocket there 173 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,990 and use them at your leisure during the scene. 174 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,825 Here is the scene. 175 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,727 You are in "Beauty and the Beast." 176 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:44,998 And the Beast, Colin, is trying to persuade the Beauty, Ryan... 177 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,435 -Thank you. -Yes. [ Laughs ] 178 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,004 To live with him inside his castle. 179 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,272 Take it away. 180 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,742 [ Laughter ] 181 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:00,113 -So, Beauty... 182 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,382 -Beast, you're early. 183 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,950 I thought you weren't picking me up till 5:00. 184 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,685 -Well, we're in the same house, so I figured 185 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,354 I'd show up little early. 186 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:10,123 -What is it, Beast? -I'll tell you, Beauty. 187 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,524 Please, call me Sam. 188 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,093 -I like Beast. -Alright. 189 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,728 -Beasty Sam. 190 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,663 I'll call you Beasty Sam. 191 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,099 Or Bam. Or Seast. 192 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,533 You can just call me Beauty. 193 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,702 -Oh, you're so much more beautiful when you're quiet. 194 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,371 -Thank you. 195 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,872 [ Laughter ] 196 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:29,342 -I think it's time to take this relationship to the next step. 197 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,778 I want you to live here forever with me. 198 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:33,913 -Here? -Yes, in my castle. 199 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:37,183 -I don't know. Everything's alive here. It scares me. 200 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,152 I went to the bathroom the other day, and the toilet said, 201 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,487 "Hey, what are you doing?" 202 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:44,391 Everything talks here. The candles, the... 203 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,226 -It's part of the charm. -I guess. 204 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,527 I don't know what to say. 205 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,230 I guess the only thing I can say is... 206 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,333 squeal like a pig. 207 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,168 If you squeal like a pig, I'll stay. 208 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,971 -[ Squeals ] -No, like a pig. 209 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,440 -I don't take orders from you. I'm the Beast. 210 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,508 -No. 211 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,109 -You're the Beauty. Know your place. 212 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,677 [ Audience "ohhs" ] 213 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,847 -Oh. 214 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,083 -Oh, alright, stop. Alright. 215 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,351 I'm sorry. 216 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,387 [ Laughter ] 217 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,656 Please forgive me. 218 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,791 -No, it's fine. 219 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,160 -I was raised by old-fashioned parents. 220 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,562 -You are a beast sometimes. You know that? 221 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,863 I don't like the way you talk to me, 222 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,199 yet I do in a lot of ways. 223 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,434 I've never had a man talk to me like that. 224 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,835 -And I'll say those little words that always 225 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,403 makes you forgive me. -Don't. 226 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,138 -Look at the ass on that. 227 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,407 [ Laughter ] 228 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,709 -Oh, Beast. Oh, Beast. 229 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,812 -Look at that. -Squeal like a pig. 230 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,813 -Oh, squeal. -Squeal like a pig. 231 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,214 -Squeal. -Squeal like a pig. 232 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,715 -Squeal. -I don't know, Beast. 233 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,384 -Really? -I don't know. 234 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,119 -What? Come on, I can see your eyes 235 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,353 saying "yes, yes, yes." 236 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,022 -Well, you know how my parents feel about you. 237 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,356 When you took me away, my mother, 238 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,192 the first thing she said was... 239 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,828 "What's that smell?" 240 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,129 -I'm a Beast, it was raining. 241 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,398 -I know, but couldn't you just [Imitates spraying] 242 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,801 -Is that my fault I smell like a wet muffin? 243 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:02,969 -I suppose not. 244 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,971 [ Laughter ] Hey. 245 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,306 -I do, don't I? -Oh, you do. 246 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,542 -I know. -You smell like a wet muffin. 247 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,144 -Listen, the real reason I want you to stay with me 248 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,745 is obviously I love you. 249 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,581 But if you stay with me, the curse will be broken. 250 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,716 -What curse? 251 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,819 -Do you think I just walk around like this? 252 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,120 -I don't want it to be broken. 253 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,056 This is the Beast I fell I love with. 254 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,624 I don't know what you're gonna change into. 255 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,059 I don't want to take that chance. 256 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,495 I'm comfortable now. 257 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,996 Let's leave it the way it is. 258 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,898 [ Laughter ] 259 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:34,400 -I will marry you now. -I don't know, Beast. 260 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,537 -Boy, it's really hard keeping up with you! 261 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,706 -I'm a special woman. 262 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,407 I'm a beauty. 263 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:42,909 -And I'm just a Beast. 264 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,144 -Not just a Beast, you're my Beast. 265 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,813 -I'm the Beast. 266 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,282 -I even had a -- a tramp stamp made... 267 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,817 -What? -...to honor you. 268 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,253 -Can I just look at it? -You can read it if you want. 269 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,854 [ Laughter ] 270 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,956 -"Boy, am I glad I wore a bra today." 271 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,025 [ Laughter and applause ] 272 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:03,029 [ Buzzer ] 273 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,698 -Touching. 274 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,201 -I'm glad we didn't get that smells one for that. 275 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,836 -This was awesome. -I always like it 276 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,638 when you play a woman because your breasts 277 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,606 are always on a different part of your body every time. 278 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,074 -I know, yeah. 279 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,876 -Alright, now we're going to play the game 280 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,444 that's called "Party Quirks." 281 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,847 Now, in this game, Jonathan is hosting a party, 282 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,282 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are his guests, 283 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,684 but each of them has a rather strange quirk or identity, 284 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,387 and what Jonathan has to do is guess what those quirks are. 285 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,955 So, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan, 286 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,323 whenever you're ready, you're gonna line up over there. 287 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,225 I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell. 288 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,760 And whenever you are ready, Jonathan... 289 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,495 -Okay. -...start your party. 290 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,231 -Alright, I got a bowl of peanuts, a bowl of lactose, 291 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,567 and a bowl of gluten -- hope no one's allergic. 292 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,535 [ Inhales ] Ahh! 293 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,204 [ Doorbell rings ] Oh, everyone's here. 294 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,205 Hey! 295 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,708 -Hey, hey! 296 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,043 [ Laughter ] 297 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,178 -Wh-- 298 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,880 Are you... -Ahh! 299 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,248 -Hey. -Ahh! 300 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,349 -Hey. 301 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,417 -Ding-ding. [ Doorbell rings ] 302 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,852 -Oh, you left and came back. 303 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,422 -[ Groans ] I'm so [bleep] up. 304 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:07,260 [ Laughter and applause ] 305 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,428 [ Doorbell rings ] 306 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,796 -Oh, more people. -Abierto. 307 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,397 -I hope -- Good. 308 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,733 -Hi, there. -He-e-ey, how you doing? 309 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,734 -Great! 310 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,869 -The British have bad teeth! 311 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,505 [ Laughter ] 312 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,575 Oh, nice tie! Who shot the drapes? 313 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,546 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Laughter ] 314 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,580 -Hi. -Hey, Jonathan. 315 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,048 -Hey. -Thanks for inviting me. 316 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,384 -Sure, no problem. Come on in. -[ Sputtering ] 317 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,518 -Uhh -- 318 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,823 -There's -- -What? There's what? 319 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,491 -There's food over here. -Food? What kind of food? 320 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,493 -Oh, we've got nuts. -Nuts. 321 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,029 [ Laughter and applause ] 322 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,564 That was easy. See you next week. 323 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,634 -Wait, wait, wait. -What -- 324 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,168 -This party sucks! 325 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,870 -Okay, I know what's happening here. 326 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,573 Obviously, you came all the way from Sesame Street 327 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,741 to make your way down here. 328 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,210 -Yes, yes. [ Applause ] 329 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,778 And do what? -Kermy, 330 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,148 Kermy doesn't love me anymore. 331 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,751 -Aw, the Muppets in the Sesame Street. 332 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,386 -What did these characters come to your party to do? 333 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,821 -They came here to... 334 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,123 to get loaded. 335 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,524 -Yeah. [ Buzzer ] 336 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,060 [ Cheers and applause ] 337 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,896 -And Paul Revere is always welcome at my parties. 338 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,431 -Yes, yes. [ Buzzer ] 339 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,500 Yes, I am gonna give that to you, absolutely. 340 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,038 -Nuts! 341 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,306 -That's the ugliest damn squirrel I've ever seen. 342 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,543 [ Buzzer ] [ Cheers and applause ] 343 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,078 -Looking for nuts. They were right there. 344 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,446 -Yes! -Nuts! 345 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,981 -They were right there. 346 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,349 That was easy as hell. 347 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,184 -That was really easy. -He had nuts at the party. 348 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,219 -Yeah. -I mean, I didn't know 349 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,288 if it was either a squirrel or a crack addict, 350 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,023 so I didn't know... [ Laughter ] 351 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,259 -Alright, "Whose Line?" Nation, 352 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,896 it is time now for a game entitled "Hoedown." 353 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,564 This game is for all of our performers 354 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,833 with the help of Laura Hall at the piano. 355 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,501 What I need from our audience now 356 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,671 is a suggestion of a highly paid profession. 357 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,773 Tell me a job where you make a lot of money. 358 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,643 What is a job that you make a lot of money? 359 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,480 [ Shouting suggestions ] 360 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,650 A lot of great suggestions. I'm going to go with doctor. 361 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,985 So, whenever you're ready, gentlemen, 362 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,722 let's hear the doctor hoedown. 363 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:19,759 ♪♪ 364 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:23,496 [ Rhythmic clapping ] 365 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,266 -♪ I want to be a doctor, it's a good profession ♪ 366 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,968 ♪ Going to medical school ♪ 367 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,037 ♪ I don't want to learn all them lessons ♪ 368 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,239 ♪ See, I'm more of the guy ♪ 369 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,774 ♪ And I'll tell you ♪ 370 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,809 ♪ Screw all that blood and viscera ♪ 371 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,911 ♪ I want to be Dr. Who ♪ 372 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:43,015 [ Laughter and applause ] 373 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,519 -♪ I am a doctor, yes, yes, siree ♪ 374 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:50,723 ♪ I make a lot of money looking at people's pee ♪ 375 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,660 ♪ Yes, it is so beautiful, some may think it's funny ♪ 376 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,664 ♪ When I see my patient, I go, "Urine the money" ♪ 377 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:02,568 [ Laughter ] 378 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,472 -♪ Well, I am a doctor, and I am no fool ♪ 379 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,443 ♪ I went to all six months of medical school ♪ 380 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,347 ♪ You can see me, that's right, I'll say "yowzer, yowzer" ♪ 381 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:18,851 ♪ Hey, look, it's a double dose of Doogie Howser ♪ 382 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,221 [ Laughter ] 383 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:26,459 -♪ Oh, I go to the doctor two or three times a week ♪ 384 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:30,730 ♪ It's his doctor knowledge, his knowledge that I seek ♪ 385 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,167 ♪ Maybe I'm just a guy who likes to get out of a rut ♪ 386 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,371 ♪ I always feel better when he puts his finger up my butt ♪ 387 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:43,576 -♪ Finger up my butt ♪ 388 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,744 -Don't go anywhere. 389 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,412 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 390 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,814 for you right after this break. 391 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,916 Stay where you are. 392 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,621 ♪♪ 393 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,157 -Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 394 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,659 We're gonna keep things moving now with a game 395 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,661 entitled "Greatest Hits." -Sweet! 396 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,029 -This is a game for all four of our performers 397 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,264 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 398 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,866 on piano and guitar. 399 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,201 Now the way this game works 400 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,469 is that Ryan and Colin are two television salesmen. 401 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,738 They're talking about the latest compilation album. 402 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,874 So, what I need from you guys 403 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,710 is a suggestion of a movie genre that you love. 404 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,412 Tell me a movie genre that you love. 405 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,581 [ Shouting suggestions ] 406 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,151 Okay, lots of good things here. We're gonna go with horror. 407 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,053 Alright? So the name of this album is entitled 408 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,623 "Songs of Horror." 409 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,925 -Hi, we'll be right back to our documentary 410 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,696 on optimistic dyslexics, 411 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,497 "When Life Gives You Melons." 412 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,934 [ Laughter and applause ] 413 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,303 But first, have we got something for you. 414 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,572 -Hello, I'm Eva Longoria. 415 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,708 You know, we've collected so many songs on three... 416 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,409 -Wait, what? What? 417 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,044 -I'm Eva Longoria. 418 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:56,082 -When did that happen? -About an hour ago. 419 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,284 You know, when I had time off from "Desperate Housewives" 420 00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,819 and I sat in my trailer, 421 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,088 often I would listen to early jazz. 422 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,825 I don't like current jazz, but I love early jazz. 423 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,426 And, you know, when I think early jazz hits 424 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,161 and I think horror, I think of that one song 425 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,563 which is something you shouldn't do 426 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,433 but they always do, that jazz hit, "Let's Separate." 427 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,434 [ Laughter ] 428 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:19,005 ♪♪ 429 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,807 -♪ Wha... ♪ -♪ Wha... ♪ 430 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,076 -♪ Did you hear a noise? ♪ 431 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:28,381 ♪ I think that we should go investigate ♪ 432 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,785 [ Laughter ] ♪♪ 433 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,553 -♪ Over there ♪ -♪ There ♪ 434 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:38,891 -♪ Oh, why don't we separate? ♪ -♪ Separate ♪ 435 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,929 -♪ Now, some would say that there's strength in numbers ♪ 436 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,463 -♪ Numbers ♪ 437 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,832 -♪ But I think you should go that way or this way ♪ 438 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,869 ♪ And if you die, that'd be a bummer, oh ♪ 439 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:54,273 -♪ Don't go over there by the scary, scary mist ♪ 440 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,609 ♪ Someone's puking up their breakfast ♪ 441 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,512 ♪ Like "The Exorcist" ♪ 442 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:04,650 -♪ Like "The Exorcist" ♪ 443 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,720 -♪ So I think we should ♪ -♪ I think we should ♪ 444 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,689 ♪ I think we should ♪ -♪ You think ♪ 445 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,625 -♪ Separate ♪ 446 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,826 -Oh! 447 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:18,631 [ Cheers and applause ] 448 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:22,134 -You know, one of the greatest horror movies of all time -- 449 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,269 "Wizard of Oz." 450 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,037 -Oh, spooky. 451 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,839 -Yeah, especially if you turn off the lights 452 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,975 and poke people with knives when they're watching it. 453 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:29,976 -Ah! 454 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,979 [ Laughter ] 455 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,815 -And it's because of that 456 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,917 that a couple of munchkins broke off... 457 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,218 -Munchkins? I got the... 458 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,388 [ Growls ] ...I got the munchkins. 459 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,656 -Anyway, they broke off to sing 460 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,858 one of the great horror songs of all time. 461 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,093 -I know which one you're talking about. 462 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,294 -I bet you do. -I know! 463 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,462 -Let's say it together. 464 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,063 No, I'll say it. -No, you say it. 465 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,999 -"Don't Open That Door." 466 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,166 [ Laughter ] 467 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:58,838 ♪♪ 468 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:03,142 -[ Vocalizes in high-pitched voice ] 469 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,379 ♪ Because there's a door, there's a house ♪ 470 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,215 ♪ You go in and I'll run out ♪ 471 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,484 ♪ It is full of blood and gore ♪ 472 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,020 ♪ Damn, girl, don't open ♪ -♪ That door ♪ 473 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,389 -♪ Knock, knock, knock Look at that ♪ 474 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,891 ♪ Don't cross the path of the black cat ♪ 475 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,293 ♪ You can't believe it, yes, you're a whore ♪ 476 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,596 ♪ Please don't open up that door ♪ 477 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,533 -♪ There's a door that you shouldn't open ♪ 478 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,036 -[ Blusters ] -♪ To survive ♪ 479 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,706 ♪ There's no way, you're hopin', 'cause ♪ 480 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,475 ♪ We represent the survivors ♪ -♪ The survivors ♪ 481 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,444 -♪ And you should imagine that ♪ 482 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,613 ♪ Every time I've seen a horror movie ♪ 483 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,149 ♪ Who does not open the door? Black ♪ 484 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,218 [ Cheers and applause ] 485 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,787 -Hey, everybody! Don't move! 486 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,989 We're cooking up more fun for you with our "Whose Line?" team 487 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,223 right after these messages. 488 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,491 Stay tuned. 489 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,798 ♪♪ 490 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,332 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 491 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,334 That's our show. Tonight's winners are 492 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,470 the lovely Colin Mochrie and Jonathan Mangum, 493 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,039 so I'd like you to read out the credits in this fashion. 494 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,475 Colin and Jonathan are two parents on a long road trip 495 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,510 with their badly behaved kids, 496 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,279 Ryan and Wayne, in the back seat. 497 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,880 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 498 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,650 [ Cheers and applause ] 499 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,218 -If you guys don't behave, 500 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,087 you'll get the Dan Patterson treatment. 501 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,254 -Put a DVD on. 502 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,456 I think there's that Ryan Stiles movie. 503 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,623 -Are we there yet? -What? 504 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,058 -Are we there yet? -We're not there yet. 505 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,560 -Look at the road. 506 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,097 Hey, Mama. 507 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,433 -Stop! Alright, you drive. 508 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,802 Yeah, you get in the front. 509 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,904 You get back here, hon. Where's those snacks? 510 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,939 -Ha ha! -Good. 511 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,040 -[ Screams ] 512 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,643 -Luckily I have him tied to a rope. 513 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,145 Just pull him back in. 514 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,114 -- Captions by VITAC --