1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:02,135 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,805 and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,207 On tonight's show, 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,010 hug me, Wayne Brady, 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,479 kiss me, Greg Proops, 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,614 hold me, Colin Mochrie, 7 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:17,984 and security, get him away from me, 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,553 it's Ryan Stiles. 9 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,022 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 10 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:24,124 Let's make some stuff up. 11 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:27,193 [ Cheers and applause ] 12 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:32,065 Hello everybody. Welcome. 13 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:34,801 Welcome to "Who's Line is it Anyway?" 14 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:36,870 The show where everything is made up 15 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,438 and the points do not matter. 16 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:39,839 We've got a great show for you tonight 17 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,375 and we're going to start right now with a game entitled 18 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,910 "Weird Newscasters." 19 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,079 This is for all four of our performers. 20 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,381 Come on down. 21 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,016 Now, in this game 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,584 Greg is the anchor of a news program 23 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,253 and Colin, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-anchors, 24 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,455 and each of them is a kind of an odd character. 25 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:59,459 Colin, you are the co-anchor who is also a German comedian 26 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,327 trying to steal Greg's job. 27 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,629 -[ Chuckles ] 28 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,197 -Wayne, you are the sportscaster, 29 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,832 and you're also acting out the movie 30 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,901 "The Revenant" in 30 seconds. 31 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,202 -[ Chuckles ] 32 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,171 -And Ryan, you are the weather forecaster 33 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:14,274 who dies and passes on to the next world. 34 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:15,742 [ Laughter ] 35 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:16,910 Enjoy. 36 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:19,979 [ Network news music plays ] 37 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,917 -Good evening and welcome to "The CW News." 38 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,419 I'm a shower and a grower. 39 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:29,422 [ Laughter ] 40 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:32,425 Here's tonight's top stories -- A stampede of kittens 41 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:35,095 delights the people of Fayetteville, Arkansas 42 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:39,332 and Kanye West's ego explodes over Montana. 43 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:40,834 Colin? -[ In German accent ] Ja. 44 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:45,071 Oh, ja, you call that a story. Let me tell you a story, 45 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,074 something that I think you will find amusing. 46 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,642 [ Laughter ] 47 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:53,546 Scientists have discovered people do not eat clocks 48 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,381 because it is time consuming. 49 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:56,716 [ Laughter ] 50 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,853 Yes, you will laugh! You will laugh! 51 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,922 [ Laughter and applause ] 52 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,127 -Speaking of crazy people, 53 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,862 let's go over to Wayne at the sports desk 54 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,163 and see what's on tap for this weekend. 55 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,164 Wayne. 56 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,599 -[ Shivering ] 57 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,802 [ Shakily ] This is so cold. 58 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,971 [ Sobbing ] No, Aisha. 59 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,106 [ Imitates growling bear ] Ah! 60 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,641 [ Imitates bear attack ] Ah! Ah! 61 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:22,642 [ Moaning ] 62 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:24,611 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,680 [ Sobbing ] Aisha's dead. 64 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,083 No! You did it. 65 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,417 You did it. 66 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,419 [ Laughter ] 67 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,622 [ Sobbing quietly ] 68 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,890 [ Imitates gun cocking ] 69 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,559 I don't remember if this is how vengeance was taken. 70 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,128 [ Laughter and applause ] 71 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,865 But for my intents and purposes, 72 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:50,103 I will kill you for making my Aisha die. 73 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,505 [ Laughter ] 74 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:53,840 Bang! 75 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:56,843 [ Laughter ] 76 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,512 [ Cheers and applause ] 77 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,181 [ Sobbing ] 78 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,782 I don't know if this happened in the movie either, 79 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:03,783 but I sure like it. 80 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,818 [ Laughter ] 81 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,655 [ Applause ] 82 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,356 -There's an awful lot of weather on tap this weekend. 83 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,392 Ryan, what's going on at the meteor lot -- 84 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,093 at the meteor lot -- at the weather desk? 85 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,262 -Well... 86 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,564 Well, Greg, let's just, uh, 87 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,932 let's take a look at the weather... 88 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,400 [ Groans ] 89 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,135 ...weather board. Have a look -- 90 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,470 I smell toast. I... 91 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,973 [ Laughter ] 92 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,976 [ Grunting ] 93 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:32,979 [ Groaning ] 94 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,914 [ Grunting and groaning ] 95 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,916 Argh! Oh, ugh! 96 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,919 [ Grunting and groaning ] 97 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,922 [ Vocalizing ethereal tune ] 98 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,992 [ Laughter ] 99 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,429 Wow, I can't believe I lasted that long. 100 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,197 [ Laughter ] 101 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,099 [ Vocalizing ethereal tune ] 102 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:56,636 I guess now I'll be rewarded with my -- my bevy of virgins. 103 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:57,704 [ Laughter ] 104 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,771 [ Vocalizing ethereal tune ] 105 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,106 -Don't look at me. 106 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:02,842 [ Laughter ] 107 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,244 -Hm... 108 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:07,313 [ Laughter and applause ] 109 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:13,253 [ Cheers and applause ] 110 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,759 [ Choking ] 111 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,662 [ Gurgling ] 112 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:23,997 Oh. 113 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,531 [ Sighs ] 114 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:26,532 -Oh, I'm alright. 115 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:27,634 [ Laughter ] 116 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,801 -Are you okay? 117 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:29,869 Do you want the Heimlich maneuver? 118 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:33,206 -I think I'm okay. Who's president? 119 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,340 -I'm not sure. 120 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:35,708 [ Laughter ] 121 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:36,843 -It's not the orange-haired guy, is it? 122 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:37,977 -No. 123 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,079 -Okay, I'm alright to stay then. 124 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,548 [ Laughter and applause ] 125 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,551 [ Cheers and applause ] 126 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,587 -Well, that's all the time we have for the news tonight. 127 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,457 Stay tuned for CW's new show, "It Used To Be a Vampire." 128 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,293 [ Network news music plays ] 129 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:56,296 [ Buzzer ] 130 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:59,365 [ Cheers and applause ] 131 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,603 -That was delightful. 132 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,172 -I saw things... 133 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:07,540 that people shouldn't see. 134 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:08,908 [ Laughter ] 135 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,877 -In the afterlife or just like on the way here today? 136 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,646 -Just on the way here. -Yeah. 137 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,415 Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to play a game 138 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,517 now entitled "Sound Effects." 139 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,319 This is a game for Ryan and Colin. 140 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,486 Come on down. 141 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,754 We're going to need help with a few volunteers 142 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,156 from our audience, 143 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:27,393 so let's find out who wants to participate. 144 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,829 [ Sing-song voice ] What's gonna happen? Oh, my God! 145 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,231 What's your name? -Nicole. 146 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,434 -Nicole, go on down. 147 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,536 Oh, I don't know. 148 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,037 Oh. What's your name? 149 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,106 -Alicia. -Alicia? 150 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,307 That's why you're going because you won't even 151 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,442 make eye contact with me. 152 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,277 This is going to go great you guys. 153 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,479 Alicia and Nicole. 154 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,047 -Hi, how are you? Alicia? 155 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,148 -Alicia. -Hi. 156 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,450 -Here. Alicia, here's a microphone. 157 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,451 There you go. 158 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,752 And you look super cute, both of you. 159 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,087 That's all that matters. -Thank you. 160 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,188 -Ah, now... Yeah. 161 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,422 [ Laughter ] 162 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,724 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 163 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:58,758 are going to perform a scene 164 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,526 and Nicole and Alicia 165 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,994 are going to provide the sound effects. 166 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,363 Only when prompted guys. 167 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,598 So Nicole, you'll do the sound effects for Colin. 168 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:07,667 Alicia, you'll do the sound effects for Ryan. 169 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,168 Just kind of watch them and see when it seems like 170 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,738 they need you to make a noise and try to do what you can. 171 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,506 The scene you guys are going to be acting out is -- 172 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,308 It's New Year's Eve in Times Square 173 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,076 and Colin and Ryan are two cops 174 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,380 that hear there's a giant creature in the sewers 175 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,914 on the other side of town. 176 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:24,951 [ Gasps ] Take it away. 177 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:25,952 [ Laughter ] 178 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:27,120 -[ Imitates baton twirling ] 179 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,422 -[ Imitates CB radio static ] 180 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,891 -Three, two, one. 181 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:32,892 [ Silence ] 182 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,527 Boy, it's a quiet New Year, huh? 183 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,596 [ Laughter ] 184 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:37,764 -Not what I thought it would be. 185 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:38,765 -Yeah, it's pretty quiet. 186 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,100 -[ Imitates partygoers cheering ] 187 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,436 -Now, those two people over there are having fun. 188 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,905 Hey. I'm just going to turn on the police radio 189 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:47,807 see if there's anything happening across town. 190 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,409 -[ Imitates police radio static ] 191 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,443 [ Laughter ] 192 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:51,677 -Put the antenna up. -Alright. 193 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,613 -[ Imitates antennae ratcheting ] 194 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:54,814 -[ Imitates dog growling ] 195 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,582 -Wait. -Oh, what is it? 196 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,717 -it's Snappy, the police dog. 197 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,918 He's trying to tell us something. 198 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,820 -What is it Snappy? 199 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:02,221 -Grr! -Oh, my God. 200 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,756 -There's a giant creature across town! 201 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,024 -You got all that out of that? 202 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,192 -I speak dog. 203 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,660 [ Laughter ] 204 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:08,795 -Hop in the cop ped. 205 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:09,962 -[ Imitates soft thud ] 206 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:10,963 -The cop ped. 207 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,331 [ Laughter ] 208 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,433 Here we go. -[ Imitates pony neighing ] 209 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,434 -Oh. -Oh, it's a horse. 210 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,468 -Oh, my God. 211 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,336 Easy boy. -[ Imitates pony neighing ] 212 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,905 It's a pony. It's not a horse. 213 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,039 -Oh, sorry. 214 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,775 -Horses have a deeper sound. -Alright. 215 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,444 Luckily I have a portable siren. 216 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:25,511 [ Imitates sizzling sound ] 217 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,580 [ Imitates two-tone siren blaring ] 218 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,183 -Don't use the British one. Use the American one. 219 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,185 [ Laughter ] 220 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,053 -Whew-ew, whew-ew! -Okay. 221 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,321 Whoa! 222 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,390 -Whew-ew, whew-ew, whew-ew! -Whoop-whoop-whoop. 223 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,892 -Whew-ew, whew-ew, whew-ew! -Whoop-whoop-whoop. 224 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,195 -Alright, that's enough. Let's go. 225 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,263 -We've got to find a different movement when we ride horses. 226 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,264 Alright. 227 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,399 [ Laughter ] 228 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,901 -Look, that's a 16-foot rat 229 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,303 that we have to destroy. 230 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:51,671 A 16-foot what? -Rat. 231 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:52,772 -[ Imitates strained honking ] 232 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,240 -Oh! Oh, my God. -Oh! Oh, my God. 233 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,374 He just ate an angry goose. 234 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,810 -Oh, geeze, what is happening around here? 235 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,579 -[ Imitates gnawing ] 236 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,380 -He's going to destroy the entire city. 237 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,548 We're the only two who can stop him. 238 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,950 -Alright, I'm going to set some explosives. 239 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,818 You draw him into the circle where the explosives are 240 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:06,819 and then get out quick. -How do I get him? 241 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:07,820 Alright. 242 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:08,821 -You know how to get him in there, 243 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,056 act like a rat. 244 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,658 Act like a sexy rat. 245 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:15,361 -[ Imitates sexy mewwing ] 246 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:18,431 -Sing a rat song to him. 247 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,633 -♪ I love you ♪ 248 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,035 -Beautiful. Beautiful. Here he comes. Ready? 249 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,036 -Yeah. 250 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,105 -Plug your ears. This could be quiet. 251 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:27,473 [ Laughter ] 252 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,175 -Boom. -Oh, wow. 253 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,176 Holy smokes. 254 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,211 [ Buzzer ] 255 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,514 -♪ I love you ♪ 256 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:35,715 -Thank you, well done. 257 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,050 -Everybody give it up for Nicole and Alicia! 258 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,152 Nicole and Alicia, good job you guys. 259 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,354 -♪ I love you ♪ 260 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:43,723 -Thank you. Nicole and Alicia. 261 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,391 -♪ I love you ♪ 262 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:48,394 [ Cheers and applause ] 263 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,229 -It had a certain European flare. 264 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,230 -Yeah. 265 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,565 -♪ I love you ♪ 266 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,866 -♪ I love you ♪ 267 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,901 [ Cheers and applause ] 268 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,469 -Hey everybody, don't go anywhere. 269 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,337 There's more "Whose Line" coming right after this. 270 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,406 Stick around. 271 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:05,912 [ Cheers and applause ] 272 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,313 Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 273 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,948 And we are going to keep it going now 274 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,883 with a game entitled, "Newsflash." 275 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,885 This is for all four of you lovely gentlemen. 276 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,120 Come forward please. 277 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,421 Ryan, Wayne, and Greg are going to be 278 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,123 three news anchors in the studio. 279 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:18,391 Colin is going to be in the field 280 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,159 as a reporter covering a breaking news story 281 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,761 but he doesn't know what the story is 282 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,063 because he's standing in front of a blank green screen 283 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,298 like your weatherman at home. 284 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,099 And by the magic of television, 285 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,235 Ryan, Wayne, Greg and all the rest of us 286 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,604 are going to see the news story projected onto that screen. 287 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,339 And the challenge that Colin has to face 288 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,908 is guessing which is the news story behind him. 289 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,511 So here we go over to Wayne, Ryan, and Greg in the studio. 290 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:39,512 Take it away. -Well, good evening. 291 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:40,580 And welcome to the 11:00 news. 292 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,748 We welcome a new member of the team, 293 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,318 Jimmy Tornado, and Jimmy, welcome to the news team. 294 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,552 -[ Nasally voice ] It's great to be on board, fellas. 295 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,154 -Why don't you throw us out into the field? 296 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:51,023 -Alright, hey Colin, how's it going out there, my friend? 297 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,225 -Well, as you can see, things have reached 298 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,561 a fever pitch out here. 299 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,163 When I arrived about three hours ago, 300 00:09:57,196 --> 00:10:00,299 it was nowhere near this activity. 301 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,201 -Colin, can you describe exactly what might 302 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,669 be happening out there? 303 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,438 Well, as you can see, it's a kerfuffle 304 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,840 of major proportions. 305 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,543 It all started with a foxtrot competition 306 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,178 and it just morphed into this. 307 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,179 -Oh! 308 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,180 [ Laughter ] 309 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,314 Wow, that's so damn close 310 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,849 it's not even funny, Colin. -I know. 311 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,084 [ Laughter ] 312 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,220 I do feel like I am in a little bit of danger. 313 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,989 -Colin, are you worried about being caught 314 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,758 in this -- what they're calling the white out of the year? 315 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:30,096 -Oh absolutely. I'm afraid for my life. 316 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,031 I don't want to be out here. -Oh, my God. 317 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,533 -Wait, wait. They've just updated the forecast. 318 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,435 -Oh. -Now it's a brownout. 319 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,570 [ Laughter ] 320 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,673 -Oh, someone's got to -- Oh, my. 321 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:42,141 -Hey, stop that! 322 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,143 [ Laughter ] 323 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,512 -Now Colin, would you say that there's a rhythm 324 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:47,913 to everything that's happening? 325 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,549 [ Laughter and applause ] 326 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,718 And how do you feel about being involved in it? 327 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:53,819 -Oh, man, aww. 328 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,354 -I don't want to be any more involved 329 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,856 than I already am. 330 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,825 Already I'm feeling very uncomfortable. 331 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,594 Come on, you guys. Stop it! 332 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:02,895 [ Laughter ] 333 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,197 -Do you feel like moving when you're out there, Colin? 334 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,733 -Oh! Well -- Well, there you go. 335 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,835 -God, yes, of course I do. 336 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,071 Would you just stand still in the middle of this? 337 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:13,406 [ Laughter ] 338 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,807 -Colin, hopefully that's the end. 339 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,808 [ Laughter ] 340 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,476 [ Buzzer ] 341 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,878 -Would you... 342 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,447 Oh, try. Just give it a try. 343 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,815 -Things having sex. 344 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,050 [ Laughter ] 345 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,852 -Oh, God, let's hope not. -This is the precursor. 346 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,655 -Oh, you're right. Yeah, things having sex. 347 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,856 -Things dancing. 348 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:31,991 -Yay! -Oh, he got it. 349 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,492 [ Cheers and applause ] 350 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,628 -Seems like Colin must be running out of clothes. 351 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:36,696 [ Buzzer ] 352 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:40,433 -That kitten is so angry. I know, yeah. 353 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,469 I think the thing that I would like to point out to everybody 354 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:47,540 is that Colin was in that clip and appeared to be wearing 355 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,642 exactly the same shirt that he's wearing today. 356 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,144 [ Laughter ] 357 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:55,848 Next up, my friends, is a game entitled "Scenes from a Hat." 358 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,516 [ Cheers and applause ] 359 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,185 It's for all four of our performers. 360 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,720 Come on down. Ryan and Colin are there. 361 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,954 Wayne and Greg are here. 362 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,222 Now, before the show 363 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,623 we asked the audience to write down sketches 364 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,092 they'd like to see acted out by our performers. 365 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,393 I've got the ideas for those sketches 366 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,128 in here and I'm going to read them out to you. 367 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,196 And we're going to see how many awesome things 368 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,031 you can come up with. Here we go. 369 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:17,103 The world's worst battle cry. 370 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,771 -Oh, no. 371 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,274 [ Buzzer ] 372 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,144 [ Laughter ] 373 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,612 -Let's get them, girls. 374 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,481 [ Laughter ] 375 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,782 [ Buzzer ] 376 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:32,785 [ Cheers and applause ] 377 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,020 -[ Gravelly voice ] Let's get them, girls. 378 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:36,021 [ Buzzer ] 379 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:39,091 [ Cheers and applause ] 380 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,094 -Best two out of three. 381 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,596 [ Laughter and applause ] 382 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:44,663 [ Buzzer ] 383 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,734 -This [bleep] going down. 384 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,835 [ Laughter ] 385 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:50,903 [ Buzzer ] 386 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,242 -Unlikely opening lines from a news report. 387 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,877 -And the border dispute was settled 388 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,879 by a rousing game of tag. 389 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,514 [ Laughter ] 390 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,950 Nanny, nanny, boo, boo, you smell like doo-doo. 391 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:05,951 [ Laughter ] 392 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:06,986 [ Buzzer ] Back to you, Todd. 393 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,989 [ Laughter ] 394 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:13,125 -It appears that Canada has completed their wall. 395 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,161 In order to... 396 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,230 [ Laughter and applause ] 397 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,668 -Good evening. There's a high speed chase 398 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,204 going on in Hollywood that we refuse to cover. 399 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,273 [ Laughter and applause ] 400 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,340 [ Buzzer ] 401 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:34,079 -Pick up lines on the golf course. 402 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,282 -Ever experienced a hole in one? 403 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,417 [ Laughter ] 404 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,819 I don't know what it means either. 405 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,220 [ Laughter ] 406 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,490 -Would you like to see my penis? 407 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,758 [ Laughter ] 408 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:46,926 [ Buzzer ] -Get out of there! 409 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,260 [ Buzzer ] Get out of there. 410 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,829 -That's not... -No. 411 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,230 -I thought it, oh. -Yeah. 412 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,098 [ Laughter ] 413 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,466 -If you put it in the dragon's mouth, 414 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,835 you get a free game. 415 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:56,836 [ Laughter ] 416 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:57,903 [ Buzzer ] 417 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:03,642 -Aw, damn girl, you like it rough. 418 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,877 -In the rough. -Oh. 419 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,313 -Because try to work your way out of my bunker. 420 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,448 [ Laughter ] 421 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,917 -With my 9 iron? 422 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,986 [ Laughter ] 423 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:14,987 -More like a putter. -Use your driver. 424 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,255 Use your driver. 425 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,590 [ Laughter ] 426 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:21,994 -You don't know what I'm carrying in my golf bag. 427 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,395 -if that's your basket of balls, 428 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,731 I ain't going to be hitting nothing. 429 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,801 -Oh, well, maybe we should go to the clubhouse. 430 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,135 [ Buzzer ] [ Laughter ] 431 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,937 I know nothing about golf. 432 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,940 -Really? Shocking. 433 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,041 -We should change. 434 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,077 -We should because, well, everybody's... 435 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,511 Well, all of us just need to curl up in a ball 436 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,846 on the floor and get therapy. 437 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,248 [ Laughter ] 438 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:46,518 Documentaries no one would ever watch. 439 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,855 -Let's explore the wonderful world of golf. 440 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,357 [ Laughter ] 441 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,360 [ Buzzer ] 442 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,029 [ Cheers and applause ] 443 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,230 -Hey, don't go anywhere. 444 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,065 We've got more "Whose Line" right after this. 445 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,100 Stay tuned. 446 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,839 [ Cheers and applause ] 447 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,374 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 448 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,375 We're going to keep things moving 449 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,243 with a game entitled "Greatest Hits." 450 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,978 This is a game for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne 451 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,813 with the help of lovely and talented 452 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,982 Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 453 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,417 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 454 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,953 are two TV voiceover artists 455 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,421 talking about the latest compilation album. 456 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,490 Wayne is going to sing snippets of the songs on that album. 457 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,958 And so what I need is a suggestion 458 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:29,128 from the audience here of a job where you work with animals. 459 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,729 What's a job where you work with animals? 460 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,631 [ Audience shouting suggestions ] 461 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,266 Yeah, that's good. There's lots of good things 462 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,068 and a smattering of enthusiasm. 463 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,536 We're going to go with farmer. 464 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:42,608 Alright, so the name of your album is "Songs of the Farmer." 465 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,343 Take it away. 466 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,911 -Hey, what are you doing, Ryan? 467 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,746 -Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. 468 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,014 I was just playing with my hands. 469 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,817 -Oh, but that reminds me. That looks like a farmer. 470 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:52,818 -Wait a minute. 471 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,153 It did look like I was milking a cow. 472 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,088 Didn't it? -Yeah. 473 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,424 [ Laughter ] 474 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,859 Anyway, we have Elmer Fudd's favorite. 475 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,928 Elmer Fudd? A fictional character? 476 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,097 Yeah, his favorite hip-hop artist, 477 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,598 Fetty Wap. 478 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,700 -What? -Fetty Wap. 479 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:11,203 -Fetty Wap? -Fetty Wap. Fetty Wap. 480 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,671 -I've never heard of such a thing. 481 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,075 -Oh, yes, Fetty, slang for money, fool. 482 00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,810 -I didn't know that. I thought it was a cheese. 483 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,445 -No, feta. 484 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,780 -Oh. It's not feta wrap. 485 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,115 I'd love a feta wrap right now. Feta Wrap is that -- 486 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,117 He's that Greek hip hop artist. 487 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,318 -I've never heard it. 488 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:29,054 -So sit back and listen to this great song, 489 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,990 "Tractors, Trucks, and Hoes." 490 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:31,991 [ Hip-hop trap music playing ] 491 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:37,129 ♪♪ 492 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,130 -[ As Fetty Wap ] ♪ Oh ♪ 493 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,331 [ Laughter ] 494 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,300 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 495 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,802 ♪ It was hot, I've been sitting in seat ♪ 496 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,306 ♪ When I'm in the driver's seat, I'm in that John Deere ♪ 497 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,275 ♪ Baby, I'm riding alone, as anyone can see ♪ 498 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,379 ♪ I'm right up in, I'm in, I'm in that John Deere ♪ 499 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,849 ♪ I got that tractor, man, that tractor with the blades ♪ 500 00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,985 ♪ Them blades be cutting all of that, that wheat ♪ 501 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,621 ♪ The wheat I put in back of the bus ♪ 502 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,423 ♪ And then you know you put it one ♪ 503 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,492 ♪ Because tractor ♪ 504 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,328 ♪ Ain't nobody going to make them trucks cut ♪ 505 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,964 ♪ I got enough of them tractors and the tractors ♪ 506 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:12,965 And the what? 507 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,166 [ Laughter ] 508 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,968 -Hoes. -Tractors, trucks, and hoes. 509 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,304 -♪ Because I've enough tractors, trucks, and hoes ♪ 510 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,341 ♪ Oh, tractors, trucks and hoes ♪ 511 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,544 ♪ and I'm in that seat and it just can't go ♪ 512 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,647 ♪ So then I clap my hands and I grab my hoe ♪ 513 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,049 ♪ I'm jumping in that truck ♪ 514 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,884 ♪ And I'm driving with that wheel ♪ 515 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,987 ♪ Fetty in the driver seat, tell you how we feel ♪ 516 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,123 ♪ Everybody gonna do when they keep going low ♪ 517 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,226 ♪ Got that tractor, truck, and I'm lugging on my hoe ♪ 518 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,396 ♪ Look up the meaning of hoe, you know ♪ 519 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,533 ♪ It's a homonym or a synonym, too ♪ 520 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,602 ♪ When I got the hoe and I don't got one, got two ♪ 521 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,772 ♪ And I got my tractor and my trucks and my hoe ♪ 522 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,608 ♪ And as far as this song go, we through, you know ♪ 523 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,277 ♪ The tractor, truck, the hoe ♪ 524 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,278 [ Music stops ] 525 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,579 -Wow. 526 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,649 [ Cheers and applause ] 527 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,589 [ Laughter ] 528 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,858 -Who am I doing? -Intestinal cramps? 529 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,793 -No, one of my favorite artists of all the time. 530 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,829 Stevie Wonder. -Oh. 531 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,764 -And who can forget this Stevie Wonder 532 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:22,000 farm-inspired song inspired by swine, 533 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,870 that Stevie Wonder hit, "Sooie." 534 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:25,871 [ Laughter ] 535 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:26,872 [ R&B music playing ] 536 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:31,110 ♪♪ 537 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,512 -[ As Stevie Wonder ] Hey everyone, let's listen up. 538 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:38,283 When I'm on the farm, I love bacon every day. 539 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,686 ♪ When I'm eating ♪ 540 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:44,056 ♪ I want to get the bacon on my plate ♪ 541 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,225 [ Cheers and applause ] 542 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:50,028 ♪ There's only one noise that'll keep them running ♪ 543 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:54,867 ♪ I've got to get the pigs out the cage ♪ 544 00:18:54,900 --> 00:19:00,672 ♪ So then I start to go, sooie, soo-sooie ♪ 545 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:05,310 ♪ soo, woo, woo, woo-ie, sooie ♪ 546 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:09,214 ♪ I don't know this, and, yes, I suppose this ♪ 547 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,116 ♪ if I eat the pig wrong ♪ 548 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,821 ♪ I might get trichinosis, but that don't really matter ♪ 549 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:20,092 ♪ Bacon, I say ooh-wee, because when it get done ♪ 550 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,695 ♪ I'm thinking about that soo-oo-ie. ♪ 551 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,964 ♪ Soo-ie ♪ 552 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,802 ♪ Sooie, too sweet, sooie, sooie ♪ 553 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,006 ♪ That sooie, sooie, sooie, sooie, sooie, sooie ♪ 554 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,674 ♪ Because pigs ♪ 555 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,810 ♪ Because pigs are so nutritious ♪ 556 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,445 [ Laughter ] 557 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,582 ♪ Sooie, sooie ♪ 558 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:48,120 ♪ Ooie, sooie ♪ 559 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,454 [ Laughter ] 560 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,590 [ Cheers and applause ] 561 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,592 -Hey, find out who won our show after this short break. 562 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,794 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 563 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,600 [ Cheers and applause ] 564 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,001 -Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 565 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,002 That's our show tonight. 566 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,404 All four of you have won the day. 567 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,905 I'd like you to read out the credits 568 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,275 as if you're all idiots planning terrible escapes from prison. 569 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,077 Thanks for watching everybody. Goodnight. 570 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:16,215 [ Cheers and applause ] 571 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,718 -First off, we've got to build a tunnel. 572 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:20,852 -Alright. 573 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,487 -How about we just walk up and say "Please"? 574 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,022 -I've got an idea. -What? 575 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,658 -Warden! Warden! 576 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:27,859 -Warden! 577 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,328 -No, we're going to have to find out own way out. 578 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,096 -Alright. -I'm going to dig out this way. 579 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,298 -Alright. 580 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,500 Wait, you just dug yourself into another cell. 581 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,669 [ Laughter ] 582 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,372 [ Cheers and applause ] 583 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,406 -Oh, no. 584 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,876 ♪♪