1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,168 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:05,672 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:10,477 On tonight's show, golden honey Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:13,847 dark molasses Brad Sherwood, 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,549 gooey maple syrup Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:21,588 and sticky fingers, it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:25,392 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up. 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,461 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:32,499 Welcome my friends. Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway? -- 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,367 the show where everything is made up. 11 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:36,036 The points don't matter at all. 12 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,904 We've got a sensational show for you tonight. 13 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:40,140 We're going to start right now with a game entitled 14 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,641 "Weird Newscasters". 15 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,176 This is for all four of our performers, 16 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,011 so come on down. 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,580 In this game, Colin is the anchor of a news program. 18 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,082 Brad, Ryan, and Wayne are his co-anchors. 19 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,284 Each of them is a rather odd character. 20 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,953 Brad is the co-anchor who is also an enthusiastic 21 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,556 television chef preparing the turkey. 22 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:58,792 Colin, for a big Thanksgiving dinner -- 23 00:00:58,825 --> 00:00:59,793 I want to make sure that's clear -- 24 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,127 Colin is the turkey. -I got it. 25 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,162 -Okay good. -[ Laughs ] 26 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,630 -Ryan is going to be the sportscaster 27 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:05,231 who is also a series of people arriving 28 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,333 at Aisha's dressing room -- oh, Lord. 29 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:08,968 And Wayne is the weather forecaster 30 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,272 who is also acting out the Olympic games in 30 seconds. 31 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:13,339 Enjoy. 32 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:18,845 ♪♪ 33 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,480 -Welcome to the 6:00 news. 34 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:23,616 I'm your anchor, Avery Breath-You-Take. 35 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:28,688 Our top story today -- a man was found dead downtown today 36 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:31,524 with some lettuce sticking out of his butt. 37 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,626 Police say that's just the tip of the iceberg. 38 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,696 [ Laughter and applause ] 39 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,833 Let's see what else is happening around the world 40 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,302 with my co-anchor, Chef Lee. 41 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,238 -Well, Thanksgiving is right around the corner, 42 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,606 so let's get started. 43 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,741 First, we're going to baste. 44 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,744 [ Laughter ] 45 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,247 And what good is a turkey without stuffing it? 46 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,317 [ Laughter and applause ] 47 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,021 Make sure the breasts are plump. 48 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:05,024 [ Laughter ] 49 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,427 Oh, yes, those are coming along nicely. 50 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,162 [ Laughter ] 51 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,097 Remove the giblets. 52 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,167 [ Laughter and applause ] 53 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,139 [ Laughter ] 54 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,940 I can't wait to eat you. 55 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,643 [ Laughter and applause ] 56 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,945 -Now let's see what's happening in the world of weather 57 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,547 with Moisty McMellon. 58 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,549 -Oh, thank you Colin. 59 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,784 Well, let's take a look and see what's moving in this weekend. 60 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,786 We have all kinds of battered weather moving in. 61 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,488 And let's see what else is happening. 62 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:36,956 [ Imitates door opening ] Ms. Tyler... 63 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,125 Ah! Oh. 64 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,693 You're wanted in make up. 65 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,895 Ooh. 66 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,763 [ Laughter ] 67 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,064 [ Imitates knock on door ] Ms. Tyler... 68 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,799 Can I help you strap this down? -Yeah. 69 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,501 [ Laughter ] 70 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,937 I strapped it down at home. -You did? Okay. 71 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,139 [ Imitates knocking on door ] Ms. Tyler... Hey, it's Ryan. Hi. 72 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,874 -Hi, Ryan. -You want any of this tonight? 73 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,709 [ Laughter ] 74 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:57,710 -After the show. -Just the one? 75 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:58,878 -If you've been good. 76 00:02:58,912 --> 00:02:59,979 -If I've been good? -Yeah. 77 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,114 -Then I should... -Yeah. 78 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,282 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,850 [ Laughter ] -[ Mouths ] Back to you. 80 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:10,790 -Alright. And now, the world of sports with Pigskin Macalay. 81 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:11,858 [ Laughter ] 82 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,194 -Thank you so much. 83 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,696 There are so many things going on in the world of sports. 84 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:19,098 Like this... [ Bang! ] 85 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,067 [ Laughter ] 86 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,002 [ Whoosh! ] 87 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,038 [ Grunting ] 88 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,040 [ Laughter and applause ] 89 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,408 [ Breathing heavily ] 90 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,677 [ Grunting ] 91 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:34,814 USA! USA! USA! 92 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:37,217 [ Cheers and applause ] 93 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,619 [ Grunting ] 94 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:41,654 [ Imitates award music ] 95 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,091 [ Laughter ] 96 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,459 Back to you. 97 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,995 -Well, that's the 6:00 news. Good night, and good news. 98 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:52,065 [ Buzzer ] [ Cheers and applause ] 99 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,105 -That was adorable. 100 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,608 I would have never been any of those people, Aisha. 101 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,343 You would have never been any of the people who -- 102 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,212 Oh, if that was your bit to do? 103 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,880 -Hi, Aisha. Good to see you today. 104 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,882 -Oh, that's nice. That's nice. -[ Imitates knocking on door ] 105 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,084 -Hmm? -Hi, Aisha. 106 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,552 -Where's my big bag of weed? 107 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,454 [ Laughter ] 108 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:15,822 -There we go. -There you go. 109 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,358 -Kids watch this show, Aisha. -[ Laughs ] 110 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:21,094 -Not mine. [ Laughter ] 111 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,729 -We're going to play a game now entitled "Whose Line?" 112 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,164 This game is for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 113 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,633 Before the show, we asked the audience to write down 114 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,967 random line suggestions. 115 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,669 We've chosen some. 116 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,905 And so, Colin, these are your random line suggestions. 117 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,174 And Ryan, these are your random line suggestions. 118 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,876 So, they're going to put those in their pocket 119 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,344 and take them out during the scene at their leisure 120 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,513 and at their discretion, and here's the scene. 121 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:45,251 Ryan is Superman, getting ready to take Lois Lane, Colin, 122 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,919 on a dangerous mission. 123 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,221 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 124 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,789 -Hi. -Hey, Supes. 125 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:52,258 -We're... [ Laughter ] 126 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,626 We're going to go shopping today. 127 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,028 -Well, I need a big story. 128 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,030 Perry is on my back about coming up with some kind of scoop. 129 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,431 -Don't talk to me about Perry. 130 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,932 -What's wrong with you? You seem a little out of sorts. 131 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,601 -I'm not -- I'm not a big fan of that guy. 132 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,670 Last time I bothered to go over to the newspaper, 133 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,104 he walked up to me and he said, 134 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,407 "Please call me Jermaine from now on." 135 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,975 [ Laughter ] -Yeah. 136 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:12,445 -But no, Perry, you're Perry. You're not Jermaine to me. 137 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,846 -[ Laughs ] -See what I'm saying? 138 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,182 -Yeah, that's good. 139 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:19,952 You know, actually, I've been thinking of breaking it off. 140 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,055 -Breaking what off? -This relationship. 141 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,357 -We have a relationship? 142 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,626 -That might be the reason I'm breaking it off. 143 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,760 [ Laughter ] -Well, look, Lois, 144 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,797 I-I know we haven't been very close lately... 145 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,900 -All I know is I make an effort when you come flying -- 146 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,601 -What effort have you made for me lately? 147 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,904 -Oh, last night when you flew in through the window 148 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:40,239 and I was wearing my silky negligee 149 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,942 and I said in my sexiest voice, "Get out of my face, bitch." 150 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:45,978 -I heard you. -Because I know you like that. 151 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,081 -I was late. I apologized for that. 152 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,849 -All I'm saying is I'm trying something different. 153 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,918 At least I am trying. -I apologized for that 3 times! 154 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,353 What do I have to do to make it up to you? 155 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,855 -Oh, Superman. [ Laughter ] 156 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:57,724 -Alright, you want a little sexy talk. 157 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:59,392 Is that what you want? -Oh... Alright. 158 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,127 -How about I... 159 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,163 How about I just take you to the bedroom right now, huh? 160 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,832 How about I throw you down on the bed 161 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,268 and get close to you like this and whisper in your ear, 162 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,604 "I'm so drunk, I can barely stand." 163 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:12,772 [ Laughter ] 164 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,240 How about that? Would that turn you on? 165 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:16,909 -No! And not only that, you're faster than a speeding bullet. 166 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:17,944 -Ahh! 167 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,380 [ Audience oohs, laughs ] -I think -- 168 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:23,149 -But I'm more powerful than a locomotive! 169 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,184 -Oh, you're kidding yourself. 170 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,220 -Look, I've lost a bit, I'm going to admit that. 171 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,921 -I've been seeing Batman. -What? 172 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,857 [ Audience oohs ] 173 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,991 -Yeah. -Batman? 174 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:34,093 -Yeah. He knows how to take care of a woman. 175 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,462 -The man lives in a cave! -Yes. 176 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:40,366 Oh, Mr. I Live In the Cold. The Fortress of Solitude. 177 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,734 And you know what the cold does to you. 178 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,536 -That was my dad. 179 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,904 I have a condo down at the beach. 180 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:47,039 My dad lived in the cold. -I don't care. 181 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,009 [ Laughter ] Batman is my man. 182 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,811 -Alright, fine. I'm leaving. 183 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,079 -I'm sorry it had to end this way. 184 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,514 I hope we can still be friends. 185 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,250 -[ Sighs ] We can probably... -What do you mean probably? 186 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,851 -[ Imitating door rattling ] Can you get the door for me? 187 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,220 -Oh, I -- Sorry, I forgot I had a kryptonite knob. 188 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,989 [ Laughter ] 189 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,792 -[ Stifled laughing ] 190 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,394 -Probably could have phrased that better. 191 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,630 -Or it might have been funnier if I said it. 192 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,398 -Listen... 193 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,167 Please don't go away mad. -No, I'm going, Lois. 194 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,002 -No, I'll always be there for you. 195 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:18,571 And remember, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 196 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,973 I know we had some bad times, but we had some good times, too. 197 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,376 -We've had more bad than we've had good. 198 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:26,612 -Alright, well I was trying to be kind. 199 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,949 I hope that as you're flying around saving the world, 200 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,485 doing all the stuff you do, that you'll just think of me, 201 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:35,855 and you'll just think, "Beat my butt like a bongo". 202 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,423 [ Laughter ] 203 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,558 [ Buzzer ] Got a corner? 204 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,960 [ Buzzer continues ] 205 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:43,162 [ Cheers and applause ] -I took my glasses off. 206 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,397 -Alright, everybody, stick around. 207 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,199 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 208 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,433 right after this. 209 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,468 Stay tuned. 210 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,275 -Hey, there. Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 211 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,044 We're going to move on now to a game entitled 212 00:07:58,077 --> 00:07:59,545 "Themed Restaurant". 213 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:02,682 This game is for all of our performers, so come on down. 214 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,150 We're also going to need some help to play this game, 215 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,519 so please welcome to the stage, our star guest, 216 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:09,689 the lovely Grace Byers. 217 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,791 [ Cheers and applause ] 218 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,228 -Byers, yay! Hi, lady. 219 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,630 Alright, the way this game works is that Brad and Grace 220 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,867 are a young couple having a romantic meal in a restaurant, 221 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,635 And Colin, Ryan, and Wayne are the waiters 222 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,838 in this restaurant that has a "Wizard of Oz" theme. 223 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,441 It is a "Wizard of Oz" themed restaurant. 224 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:30,042 Take it away. 225 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,044 -[ Roars ] 226 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,880 MGM. 227 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,616 [ Laughter ] 228 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:38,985 -Welcome to our restaurant. 229 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,420 There seems to be something weird about the seating. 230 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,155 Whoaa! 231 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,558 Whoaaaaa! 232 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,393 Whoaaa! -Ahhh! 233 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,629 -Whoa! [ Cackling ] 234 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,632 [ Shouts ] 235 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,734 -Martinis with a twister? 236 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,969 [ Laughter ] 237 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,605 -Complementary oven brick frogs legs? 238 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,207 -[ Snorts, laughs ] -So what -- 239 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,342 Swallow the yellow brick toad? 240 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,977 [ Laughter ] 241 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,013 [ Applause ] 242 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,317 -Hi. [ Singing ] ♪ I recommend the cabernet ♪ 243 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,786 ♪ The cabernet, the cabernet ♪ 244 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:17,723 ♪ I recommend the caberneeeeet ♪ 245 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,426 ♪ It's very old and oaky, too ♪ 246 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:22,929 [ Laughter and applause ] 247 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,531 -Would you like to get some wine? That sounds... 248 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,466 -Maybe -- Maybe the cabernet. -Sounds good. 249 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,102 Oaky is -- is always nice. 250 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:33,472 -I am your great and powerful waiter. 251 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,975 Pay no attention to the man in the kitchen. 252 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,810 [ Laughter ] 253 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,045 -Okay. 254 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,114 [ Laughter and applause ] 255 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,420 -I wanted to ask him about the specials. 256 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,988 -Or a main -- -[ Normal voice ] Oh, specials? 257 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:54,360 We have... [Singing] ♪ Ravio-io-li ♪ 258 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,763 ♪ Ravio-io-li ♪ 259 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,965 -Sounds good. -That sounds good. 260 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,066 And -- And what are your desserts? 261 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,233 We'll have two of those raviolis. 262 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:05,638 -Yes. -♪ Ca-a-a-no-li ♪ 263 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,273 ♪ Ca-a-a-- ♪ 264 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,276 [ Laughter and applause ] 265 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,577 -I love this place already. 266 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,745 -Oh, yes, I can't wait to try the -- 267 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,113 -Complementary ice cream? -...ca-a-a-no-lis. 268 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,348 -Oh. -Oh. Oh, it -- 269 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,882 Hurry up and eat it. It's melting. 270 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,851 It's melting! 271 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,620 [ Laughter ] 272 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,321 -Dessert first. 273 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,756 We didn't even order yet. That was -- 274 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,191 -Oh, you haven't ordered yet? -No. 275 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:27,793 -Well, you've always had the power to order. 276 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,829 -What? -Just tap your shoes together 277 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,832 and say, "I want to order, I want to order." 278 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,835 -It's just that simple? -It's just that simple. 279 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,203 -We could have ordered all along. 280 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,337 -Ugh! -You could have ordered 281 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,438 all along. 282 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,374 -You could have ordered all along. 283 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:42,942 You could have ordered all along. 284 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,677 You could have ordered all along. 285 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,412 -What did he say? 286 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,914 -We could have ordered... [ Both ] All along. 287 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,617 -[ Chuckles ] Looks like the little lady is hungry. 288 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,386 -Yeah. [ Laughter ] 289 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,489 -You had quite a pass out there from your lack of food. 290 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,590 [ Laughter ] 291 00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:59,158 -Did you have a dining experience, 292 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,427 and was he there, and was he there? 293 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,696 -Oh, I doubt I was there. -[ Laughs ] 294 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,931 -All of you were there. -We were all there. 295 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:09,402 -[ Laughs, barks ] That's unsanitary. 296 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,671 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 297 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,006 [ Cheers and applause ] 298 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,108 [ Indistinct chatter ] -[ Laughs ] 299 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:19,478 -Grace Byers, everybody. Grace Byers. 300 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,548 [ Cheers and applause ] 301 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,584 Grace Byers. -Yeah, yeah. 302 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,587 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 303 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,956 That was wildly comprehensive. -Yeah. 304 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,125 -Like, you -- you were actually almost out of characters 305 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,127 at the end. -Oh, we were out of characters. 306 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,163 [ Laughter ] 307 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,965 -We're going to play a game now entitled "Party Quirks". 308 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,868 In this game, Brad is hosting a party 309 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:45,938 and Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are going to be his guests. 310 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,240 But each of them has a rather strange quirk or identity. 311 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,709 What Brad has to do is guess 312 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,711 what those quirks or identities are. 313 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,413 So, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan, whenever you're ready, 314 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,715 you line up over there. 315 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,483 I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell, 316 00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:00,186 and whenever you're ready, Brad, start the party. 317 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,221 [ Doorbell rings ] -Oh, finally. 318 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,323 [ Laughter ] 319 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,892 Hey. Welcome. -Hello. Welcome. 320 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,461 -Hi. -Hi. 321 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,129 -Come on in. -Come on in. Ah, ah. 322 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,530 -Please -- -Please. 323 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,099 -...make yourself at home. -Make yourself at home. 324 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,468 -Ah, yes. -Make yourself at home. 325 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,903 [ Making mechanical disfunction noise ] 326 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,306 [ Making explosion, mechanical noises ] 327 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,175 [ Laughter ] 328 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,677 [ Doorbell rings ] 329 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,312 [ Applause ] [ Whistling ] 330 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,546 Did you guys carpool? 331 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,282 -[ Making robot noises ] 332 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,755 [ Making drilling noise ] You're our only hope. 333 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,323 [ Drilling noise continues ] 334 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,892 [ Making explosion, burbling noises ] 335 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,461 [ Grunts ] Enough war for today. [ Laughs ] 336 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,197 [ Laughter and applause ] 337 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,601 [ Doorbell rings ] -Oh. 338 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,102 Hi, welcome to the party. 339 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,972 -[ Scottish accent ] Oh, you had me at hello. 340 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,907 [ Laughter ] 341 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,408 [ Trilling ] 342 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:00,813 Oh. Oh, we're going to need a bigger boat. 343 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,947 [ Laughter ] 344 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,916 [ Trilling ] 345 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,285 [ Laughter ] 346 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,588 Use the force, you little bastard. 347 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,124 [ Laughter ] Use the force. 348 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,727 -[ Laughs ] [ Doorbell rings ] 349 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,095 -Hi. -Hey, Brad. 350 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,164 -You're late, but come on in. -I know. Sorry I'm late. 351 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,999 -That's alright. 352 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,767 [ Laughter ] 353 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,837 Please. Come -- Come in. -Oh, mind if I help myself 354 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,305 to a drink? -Oh, yeah, have some. 355 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,174 -[ Grunting ] -You see your doctor 356 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,308 in Beverly Hills today? 357 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,576 -[ Imitating propeller ] 358 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,878 [ Grunting ] [ Imitating propeller ] 359 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,180 [ Imitating chopping noises ] 360 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,081 [ Laughter and applause ] 361 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,718 [ Doorbell rings ] -Oh. 362 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,454 -Hey, Brad. -Hey. [ Laughs ] 363 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,190 Come on in. -Alright. 364 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,226 -Please. -Say hello to my little friend. 365 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,028 [ Laughter and applause ] 366 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,529 Hey, is that algae I see? 367 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,198 -Yeah. Have some. -[ Growling ] 368 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,334 Oh, I can't seem to get... [ Imitating suction noise ] 369 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,336 [ Imitating propeller ] 370 00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:00,172 -Oh, no. [ Laughs ] Oh! 371 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,842 -What's this all "aboot", algae? 372 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,343 [ Laughter ] 373 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,780 -What an excellent conglomeration of party guests. 374 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,048 [ Laughter ] -Ah! 375 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:14,186 The Rosebud! Rosebud, you bastard! 376 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,455 [ Laughter ] 377 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,859 -You're a Scottish "Braveheart" who only speaks in movie dialog. 378 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,427 -I'll take it. [ Buzzer ] 379 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,096 [ Cheers and applause ] 380 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,431 [ Doorbell rings ] Answer the door. 381 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,699 -Hold on. [ Laughter ] 382 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,868 [ Imitating chopping noise ] 383 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,402 [ Laughter ] 384 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,272 [ Chopping continues ] 385 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,641 -He's a bunch of sea creatures that keep getting sucked 386 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,977 into the pump or the motor. 387 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,578 -Yeah, okay, I'll take it. [ Buzzer ] 388 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,146 -Thank you. -I'll take it. 389 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,349 I'll take it. 390 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,717 -The blades of the -- -Propeller. 391 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,985 -...propeller. Oh. 392 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,519 [ Doorbell rings ] 393 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,955 -Ahh. Ahh. 394 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,792 [ Thud ] Noo! Ahhhhhh! 395 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,862 [ Laughter and applause ] 396 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,599 -Are you... 397 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,669 [ Cheers and applause ] 398 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,272 Are you Terminator? 399 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,941 -I'll take it. I will take that. [ Buzzer ] 400 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,944 [ Cheers and applause ] 401 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,979 -It's all fairly simple. -I will take that. 402 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,682 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 403 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,685 -Come on. [ Laughter ] 404 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,153 [ Cheers and applause ] -Hey, don't move. 405 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,554 We've got more "Whose Line" for you 406 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,656 right after these messages. 407 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,657 Stick around. 408 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,831 -Hey, everybody, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 409 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,867 It's time to play a game now entitled "Greatest Hits". 410 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,002 This is a game for all four of our gentleman players 411 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,938 with the help of the killer Lara Hall 412 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,506 and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 413 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,740 Come on down. 414 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,342 The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 415 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,910 are two television voice-over performers 416 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,012 talking about the latest compilation album. 417 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,614 And Brad and Wayne are going to sing snippets 418 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,216 of the songs on that album, so what I need now 419 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,085 is a suggestion from the audience here. 420 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,653 Tell me a type of vacation that you might go on. 421 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,655 [ Shouting suggestions ] 422 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,325 Okay. Oh, a lot of good suggestions. 423 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,960 But I'm going to go with backpacking. 424 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,594 -Oh. -So here we go. 425 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,330 The name of your album is entitled 426 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,666 "Songs of the Backpacker". 427 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,635 -Hi, we'll be back on our documentary 428 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,104 about cleaning mirrors. 429 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,273 That's something I can see myself doing. 430 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,275 [ Laughter ] 431 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,777 -Whew, that was quite a hike. -Yeah, that was some acting. 432 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,047 -That's all our songs today are about backpacking, about hiking. 433 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,149 -Oh. -I love my 80's music. 434 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,251 I love the 80's. That's the last time I got laid. 435 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,454 And you know what I think of 80's music... 436 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,356 And I think 80's music all about backpacking. 437 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,858 I think of one that was on the top of the 80's charts 438 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,327 for over two weeks in a row back in the 80's 439 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,162 on the 80's charts. -Is this an 80's song? 440 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,664 -Yes. -Just wanted to make sure. 441 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,299 -That 80's hit "A Warm Cave". 442 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,901 [ 80's music plays ] 443 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,738 ♪♪ 444 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,573 [ Audience whooping ] 445 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:54,813 ♪♪ 446 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,248 -[ Singing ] ♪ When I'm outside ♪ 447 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:59,551 ♪ I don't know exactly where to go ♪ 448 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,220 ♪ When I roam, I see ♪ 449 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:05,424 ♪ And I know there's a place the bear calls home ♪ 450 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:08,394 ♪ I run, I run, I find, I go ♪ 451 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,762 ♪ [ Roars ] I -- Oh ♪ 452 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,296 ♪ Oh, no, I go ♪ 453 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:18,037 ♪ I say, I save 'em, It's a warm caave ♪ 454 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,572 -♪ It's a warm cave ♪ 455 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,107 ♪ I'm searing for, for ♪ 456 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,409 ♪ For, for, for ♪ -♪ For so long ♪ 457 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,010 ♪ We're going to be there♪ 458 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,213 ♪ And we'll stay a little more, more, more, more ♪ 459 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,616 ♪ More, more, more ♪ -♪ We'll both stay the night ♪ 460 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,451 -♪ The night ♪ -♪ With drawings ♪ 461 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,853 ♪ From another age on the wall ♪ 462 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,522 -♪ Petroglyphs ♪ 463 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,425 -♪ Detailing battles and close calls ♪ 464 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,659 -♪ A buffalo ♪ 465 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,028 -♪ It's so cozy inside the cave ♪ 466 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,565 ♪ I never want to go back into civilization ♪ 467 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,700 -♪ A bow and arrow ♪ 468 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,071 -♪ Becauuuuuse this our warm cave ♪ 469 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:56,341 -♪ Warm cave ♪ -♪ Ca-ave, ca-aaaaave ♪ 470 00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:01,647 -♪ Our warm cave ♪ -♪ This is our warm ca-aaaave♪ 471 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,616 ♪ This is a very warm cave ♪ -♪ Cave, cave, cave, cave ♪ 472 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,418 ♪ Cave, cave, cave ♪ 473 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,488 [ Cheers and applause ] 474 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:12,724 -Hey, Colin. -Yeah? 475 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,026 -What do you call bear poop? -Scat. 476 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,527 -Yep. You know -- 477 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,862 [ Laughter ] 478 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,298 ...here's a big bear scat hit. 479 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,233 Oops, I stepped in it. 480 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,335 [ Scat music plays ] 481 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,371 ♪♪ 482 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,941 [ Both scatting ] 483 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,042 ♪♪ 484 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,477 -[ Fart noise ] 485 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,480 ♪♪ 486 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,747 ♪ Step... ♪ [ Scatting continues ] 487 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,982 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 488 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,183 ♪ [ Roaring ] ♪ 489 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,451 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 490 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,254 ♪♪ 491 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,556 -♪ I stepped in a little poop ♪ -♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 492 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,458 -♪ Got on my shoe like a scoop ♪ 493 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,160 [ Scatting ] 494 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,529 ♪ Loopdy loop, because I thought it was moose ♪ 495 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,064 ♪ Or maybe bear poop ♪ 496 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,299 -♪ I think it's bear. I think it's bear ♪ 497 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,768 ♪ I can tell by the quality of the hair ♪ 498 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,238 ♪ That's in there. That's in there ♪ 499 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,406 ♪ Teeny, tiny patches of hair up in there ♪ 500 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,741 [ Scatting continues ] 501 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,143 -♪ You're follicly inclined ♪ 502 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,410 ♪ To find the difference in the scat ♪ 503 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,778 ♪ And what a mind you got ♪ 504 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,714 ♪ So much in, I can't try ♪ 505 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,550 ♪ You got poop, but don't CSI ♪ 506 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,052 -♪ Let me tell you something, oh, contain ya ♪ 507 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,455 ♪ All up inside, mm, Ursa Major ♪ 508 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,824 ♪ Mm, look at that, how can it be? ♪ 509 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,827 [ Scatting ] 510 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,096 -♪ Don't taste it, the poop gives me chills ♪ 511 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,498 ♪ You are as crazy as old bear grills ♪ 512 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,934 ♪ Eating poop like they're just pills ♪ 513 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,969 ♪ What is that? It's going to make you ill ♪ 514 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,271 -♪ Now let me tell you something, boy ♪ 515 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,805 ♪ Since the day I was born ♪ 516 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,974 ♪ I realize there's nutritional value in corn ♪ 517 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,242 -♪ Boop ♪ -♪ And it's a simple fact ♪ 518 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,510 ♪ That I can't be warm ♪ 519 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,846 ♪ Because, ooh, the bear scat is so, so warm ♪ 520 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,415 [ Scatting ] ♪ The poop, 'cause I stepped in it ♪ 521 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,318 [ Both ] ♪ Booooooooooooo ♪ 522 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,719 [ Cheers and applause ] 523 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:51,290 [ Buzzer ] -Stick around. 524 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,324 I'll tell you who won our show 525 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,425 right after these short messages. 526 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,626 Stay tuned. 527 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,033 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 528 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,334 That's our show. 529 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,002 Tonight's winners are all four of you lovely gentlemen. 530 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,537 So please join our very special guest, 531 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,039 Grace Byers, and read out the credits 532 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:10,642 as if you're all birds who think the camera is a feeder. 533 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,945 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 534 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:16,114 -Yeah. -[ Laughs ] 535 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,517 [ Squawking ] 536 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,553 -Feed us, feed us, Wayne Brady. 537 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:25,090 Feed us. Oh, oh. 538 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,992 [ Laughter ] 539 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,995 -- Captions by VITAC -- 540 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,363 [ Applause ] 541 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,498 -[ Squawking ] -[ Laughs ] 542 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,300 ♪♪ 543 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:38,136 -I'm almost 60. 544 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,139 -[ Laughs ] -Why? 545 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,674 [ Cheers and applause ] 546 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,743 [ Indistinct chatter ] 547 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,013 [ Laughter ]