1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:02,736 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome 2 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,871 to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:09,476 On tonight's show, feel the force, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,512 Make it so, Gary Anthony Williams. 5 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:15,415 Beam me up, Scotty, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:19,652 And punch it, Chewie, Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,923 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 8 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,426 [ Cheers and applause ] 9 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:28,695 Whoo! 10 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,598 Hey! Welcome, everyone. 11 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:34,200 Welcome to the show where everything is made up, 12 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,935 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,537 We've got a great show for you tonight, 14 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,039 so let's get started right now 15 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:41,641 with a game we call "Hollywood Director." 16 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,243 This is for all four of our performers. 17 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:44,544 So, guys, come on down. 18 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,613 [ Cheers and applause ] 19 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,081 Here's how this is going to work. 20 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:51,384 Gary, Ryan, and Wayne are acting out a film scene, 21 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:52,719 and, Colin, you're the director who keeps 22 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:53,953 giving the actors different notes 23 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,555 on how to improve the scene, all right? 24 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:58,491 And the scene you guys are going to be acting out is that Ryan, 25 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,261 you are a demented criminal mastermind. 26 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,296 You are forcing panicky bank teller Gary 27 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:04,764 to open the vault. 28 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:11,538 Web-slinging Spider-Man Wayne swings in to foil the robbery. 29 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,239 -Of course. -Take it away. 30 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,211 -[ Imitating tools ] 31 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,848 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,251 Excuse me, Miss. -Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 33 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,120 Ooh, I hope that's a gun. I hope that's a gun. 34 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,522 -It is a gun, and this is a bag. 35 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,690 -Oh! 36 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:32,225 -I'd like all my money in the bag, please. 37 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,060 -Oh, that means I have to open the vault. 38 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,795 -That's fine. 39 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:39,265 -I'm so panicky and nervous. 40 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:42,202 -If I may say, you're not perspiring at all. 41 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,770 -That's because I sweat inside. 42 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,872 -You do? Oh, I see. 43 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:49,843 [ Laughter ] 44 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,245 I really haven't got a lot of time for this. 45 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,715 -All right! 46 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:56,749 -Aah! -Ooh! 47 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,817 -Aah! 48 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,819 -Ooh! -Aah-aah-aah! Ow! 49 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,387 Hey! Hey! 50 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,390 -Freeze, criminal mastermind. It's me, Spider-Man. 51 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,525 -Spider-Man, you're too late. 52 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:08,027 -Yeah? I'm also a brother. -Oh! 53 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,529 [ Laughter ] 54 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:13,066 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 55 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,267 -I was trying to bring some depth. 56 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,169 -Well, don't. 57 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,403 -Why would he assume he's related to me? 58 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,938 -No! 59 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,442 [ Laughter and applause ] 60 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,880 It's like a mad scientist came in and just made "Crapenstein." 61 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,548 [ Laughter ] 62 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,216 All right, you know, I kind of liked 63 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,919 that sort of sexual-attraction thing 64 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:36,990 because sex sells, so... do it like fashion models. 65 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,057 Action! 66 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,365 [ Laughter ] 67 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:50,303 [ Cheers and applause ] 68 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:54,574 -[ Effeminately ] Excuse me. 69 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:56,676 [ Gagging ] 70 00:02:56,709 --> 00:03:00,146 [ Laughter and applause ] 71 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:07,587 I'm so sorry. Could you put in this very nice bag? 72 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,055 -Ooh! 73 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,924 -Would you be so nice as to put your money in there, please? 74 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,458 -Oh, certainly I would. -Thank you. 75 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:13,860 [ Laughter ] 76 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,228 -Oh, you put your money in a safe? 77 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:19,432 -You can get in through the keyhole, I'm sure. 78 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,567 -I probably could. 79 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,435 That's not the first time I've said that. 80 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:25,004 [ Laughter ] 81 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,172 [ Gagging ] 82 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,507 [ Laughter ] 83 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,643 -Freeze. You shouldn't waste your food. 84 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,813 I came to stop the robbery. 85 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,949 [ Imitating runway music ] 86 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,952 [ Cheers and applause ] 87 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,788 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 88 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,424 -What? -You know what. 89 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:47,427 -I was really throwing up. That wasn't a part of it. 90 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,195 -Believe me. I was right there with you. 91 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,697 All right. 92 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,565 [ Laughter ] 93 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,434 I know that we haven't gone too far! 94 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,568 No. 95 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:56,603 -I mean, that was kind of sexy. -Right. 96 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:57,704 -Now you've got to be really sexy. 97 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,738 -Okay. 98 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,940 -Now do it like unashamed nudists. 99 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,977 [ Laughter ] 100 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,079 [ Cheers and applause ] 101 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,518 [ Laughter and applause ] 102 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,494 Excuse me. 103 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:22,829 [ Laughter ] 104 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,631 -Yeah? -Do you have a safe? 105 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,199 -Yeah, I have a safe. 106 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,434 But it ain't where you would expect it to be. 107 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,236 [ Laughter ] 108 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,404 Heh-heh-heh. 109 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,839 -Well, I need some money, and I need it quick. 110 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,875 I need the money by, oh, where's the sun? 111 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,677 2:00. 112 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:38,678 [ Laughter ] 113 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,413 -Freeze, lawbreaker. 114 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,348 Thump! Sss-sss-sss. 115 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:43,650 [ Laughter ] 116 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,586 Sss-sss-sss. 117 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,720 -Freeze! 118 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,789 [ Laughter ] 119 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:52,025 I don't know what I was thinking. 120 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:53,826 -Did he have gas or something? What was that? 121 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,863 -No. He was using his penis! -Oh. 122 00:04:56,896 --> 00:05:02,335 -All right. Do it -- I know. Do it like you're Elvis! 123 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:05,371 All of you are Elvis! Action. 124 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:11,944 [ Laughter ] 125 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:17,050 -[ As Elvis ] Excuse me, Miss. -[ As Elvis ] Uh-huh? 126 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,986 -I wouldn't mind if you'd put some money in a bag for me. 127 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:22,955 -You ain't nothing but a robber, robbing all the time? 128 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,991 -That's right. 129 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,459 -This is going to take a while. 130 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,561 -Take a little while there, baby. 131 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,330 Oh, don't rush it. 132 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,864 Yeah, that's the way to open a bank. 133 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:36,069 All right. Ooh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! 134 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:39,605 Oh, yeah. That's it, baby. Ooh. 135 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:44,077 -You'll have to step in swivel-hip style. 136 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:47,513 -Ooh! 137 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,981 [ As Elvis ] All right, baby. 138 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,118 I want you all to put everything in the bag. 139 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:54,921 -I have no idea what he just said. 140 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,289 -I have no idea what you said, brother. 141 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,958 -I'm Spider-Man, baby. You better give me that gun. 142 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,660 ♪ I got a gun now ♪ 143 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:05,565 ♪ Because you going to jail ♪ 144 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,933 [ Cheers and applause ] 145 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:09,202 [ Buzzer ] 146 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:22,315 -I think the person who deserves points for that scene was Gary 147 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,751 because you're the only one who did not use your penis. 148 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,587 [ Cheers and applause ] 149 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,391 -The operation is paying off. 150 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,394 [ Laughter ] 151 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,532 -Now we move on to a game called "Duet." 152 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,800 This is for Wayne and Gary, 153 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,969 accompanied by Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 154 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,138 And here to join them is our celebrity guest. 155 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:48,674 So, please welcome star of "The Walking Dead," Lauren Cohan! 156 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,311 [ Cheers and applause ] 157 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:56,516 All right! So, Gary and Wayne, 158 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,451 you're going to be making up a song all about Lauren, 159 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:01,053 who, of course, plays zombie apocalypse survivor Maggie 160 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,054 in the hit show, "The Walking Dead." 161 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,289 -Yes. 162 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:04,957 -And the song you're going to be singing to her 163 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,794 is in the style of Michael Jackson. 164 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,796 Oh, yes. Off you go. 165 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,031 [ "Billie Jean"-type song playing ] 166 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:15,368 [ Cheers and applause ] 167 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,638 -[ As Michael Jackson ] Hey, girl. 168 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:19,872 Ooh! 169 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:23,609 Yeah. Oh, wow! 170 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,446 ♪ I saw something late last night ♪ 171 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,580 -♪ Ahh ♪ 172 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,183 -♪ It gave me such a fright ♪ 173 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:35,054 ♪ It was walking like it wasn't alive and it was kind of dead ♪ 174 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,056 ♪ Would you save me from it? ♪ 175 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,192 Look at ya. Oh! 176 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,361 -♪ I don't know if you've been a dream ♪ 177 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:46,165 ♪ But just like you, I play on Rick's team ♪ 178 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,802 ♪ Come on, baby, it drive me insane ♪ 179 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:53,639 ♪ I don't want your heart, but I love to eat your brain ♪ 180 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:54,640 -Ow! 181 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:55,808 -♪ I'm a zombie ♪ 182 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,211 ♪ I'm in love with you ♪ 183 00:07:58,244 --> 00:07:59,579 ♪ I'm not breathing ♪ 184 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,781 ♪ What am I to do? ♪ 185 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,749 ♪ All I say is "Uggghh" ♪ 186 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,718 ♪ All day I go, "Uggghh" ♪ 187 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,153 ♪ I just want to uggghh ♪ 188 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:10,022 ♪ I just need ya ♪ 189 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:13,092 -♪ Come on, girl, don't make me beg ♪ 190 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:17,563 ♪ Don't make me run after you dragging my left leg ♪ 191 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,166 ♪ I just want to uggghh ♪ 192 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,001 ♪ I just need you uggghh ♪ 193 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:25,271 ♪ I just need you, yeah ♪ 194 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:28,641 -♪ Tonight's the night that I can make it right ♪ 195 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,642 Aahhh! 196 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,879 ♪ Yes, you're infected ♪ 197 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,214 ♪ A zombie's bite is deadly ♪ 198 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,816 ♪ A doctor won't help ♪ 199 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:40,586 ♪ 'Cause there's no real need to get it inspected, you dead ♪ 200 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,555 -♪ You dead ♪ 201 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,290 -♪ You dead, you dead ♪ 202 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,460 -♪ But you still walking ♪ 203 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,061 -♪ How'd that happen 'cause... ♪ 204 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,364 -♪ You dead, you dead ♪ 205 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,100 -♪ You dead, but you still walking ♪ 206 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,868 ♪ And dancing obviously ♪ 207 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:56,903 Go! 208 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,305 ♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 209 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,007 ♪ Never seen a zombie dance like that ♪ 210 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,142 ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 211 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,710 ♪ Never seen a zombie dance like that ♪ 212 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,547 -♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 213 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,683 -♪ If I had blood, you'd be in trouble right now ♪ 214 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,455 -♪ Creatures coming all across the land ♪ 215 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:20,259 ♪ Losing their foot and losing their hand ♪ 216 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,796 ♪ You know everything I just said ♪ 217 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:24,797 -Say it. 218 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:25,932 -♪ I walk with my heart ♪ 219 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,466 ♪ You walking dead ♪ 220 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,168 -♪ Walking dead ♪ -♪ Walking dead ♪ 221 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,137 -♪ Walking dead ♪ -♪ Walking dead ♪ 222 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,339 -♪ She's walking dead ♪ 223 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,776 ♪ Oh ♪ 224 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:37,810 [ Cheers and applause ] 225 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,011 Thank you, my dear. 226 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,113 -Lauren Cohan, everybody! 227 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:44,617 [ Cheers and applause ] 228 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,253 All right, we'll see you for more after the break 229 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:50,990 on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 230 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,095 [ Cheers and applause ] 231 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,230 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 232 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,865 the show where everything's made up 233 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,335 and the points don't matter. 234 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,837 Next up is a game we call "Scenes from a Hat," 235 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,672 which is for all four performers. 236 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,608 So, Ryan and Colin, right over there. 237 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,243 Wayne and Gary, come right here. 238 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,780 Now, before the show, 239 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,082 we asked the audience to write down scenes 240 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,150 they would like to see acted out by our performers, 241 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:21,487 and I've got the suggestions in this very subtly colored hat 242 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,822 right here. 243 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,290 I'm going to read them out, 244 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,858 and we're going to see how many our performers can act out. 245 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:29,595 You guys ready? All right, here we go, yes. 246 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,632 "Bad jobs to be doing 247 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,668 if you're on the edge of a nervous breakdown." 248 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,272 -[ Sighs ] 249 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,541 [ Imitating telephone ringing ] 250 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,510 Gosh. 251 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,245 Hello? Suicide Hotline. 252 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,246 [ Laughter ] 253 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,215 [ Buzzer ] 254 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,184 -Look. 255 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,020 Look, I know I'm a brain doctor. I don't have no anesthesia. 256 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:56,522 I'm just going to slap you till you're unconscious. 257 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:57,657 [ Laughter ] 258 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:58,858 [ Buzzer ] 259 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:06,065 -Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 260 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:09,101 [ Laughter ] 261 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,102 [ Buzzer ] 262 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,773 [ Cheers and applause ] 263 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,375 [ Activates bullhorn ] 264 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,877 -[ Echoing ] All right, right. I know, know, know 265 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,746 that you have the hostages, hostages. 266 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,649 Um, yes, your helicopter is coming, coming. 267 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,284 What a freaking crybaby! 268 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,519 [ Laughter ] 269 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,987 [ Buzzer ] 270 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:34,660 -For our next game, we're doing "Scenes from a Hat." 271 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:36,195 [ Buzzer ] 272 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,970 -All right, Mr. and Mrs. Leibowitz, hold up the baby. 273 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,839 I said hold up the baby! 274 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,841 [ Buzzer ] 275 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,843 [ Cheers and applause ] 276 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,279 I was a mohel. 277 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:56,315 -Oh! -Oh, yeah. 278 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,651 -In the Juda-- no. 279 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,686 [ Cheers and applause ] 280 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,925 -"World's worst stage act." 281 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,895 -I'm a mohel. 282 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,797 [ Cheers and applause ] 283 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:13,566 [ Buzzer ] 284 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,136 -Okay, in this scene, I hear the baby talking, 285 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,537 and the baby can hear the baby talking, 286 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,074 but nobody else can hear the baby talking. 287 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,076 I'm Tyler Perry. Good night. 288 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,478 [ Buzzer ] 289 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,580 No! 290 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:36,288 [ Cheers and applause ] 291 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,091 -I will now step in a tub of water 292 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,861 and then put my finger in the socket. 293 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,231 [ Buzzer ] 294 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,199 [ Applause ] 295 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,909 -Is this your watch? 296 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,511 [ Buzzer ] 297 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,150 -"What babies are really thinking." 298 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:11,757 -Come on, mama, hurry up. Let's do this thing. 299 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,992 Yo, that's it. [ Buzzer ] 300 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,767 -Heh. Anytime I want to. [ Grunts ] 301 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,102 [ Laughter ] 302 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,037 Clean it up now! 303 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,539 [ Buzzer ] 304 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,212 -If I can find a way to reverse the tachyons, 305 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,681 I can go back into time. 306 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:40,753 I hope I can remember this once my skull forms. 307 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,855 It's more of a concept thing. 308 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,123 [ Buzzer ] 309 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,162 -"Things you don't want to hear 310 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:54,667 just before moving in for a kiss." 311 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,269 -I think I might have lost a crown. 312 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,772 While you're in there, can you check it out for me? 313 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,240 [ Buzzer ] 314 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,013 -Just think of them as love ridges, not canker sores. 315 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,582 [ Audience groans, buzzer ] 316 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,255 -I hope you like bacon and corn. 317 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,257 [ Buzzer ] 318 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,626 [ Buzzer ] 319 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,131 -Don't go away. 320 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,267 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 321 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,836 right after this. 322 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,075 [ Cheers and applause ] 323 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,444 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 324 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,246 the show where everything is made up 325 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,114 and the points don't matter. 326 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,083 Now we're going to play a game called "Greatest Hits." 327 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,352 This is a game for all four of our performers with the help 328 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,455 of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar. 329 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,824 So, guys, come on down. -Ladies. 330 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,659 -So, here's how this game works. 331 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,462 Ryan and Colin are two TV-voiceover artists 332 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,797 talking about the latest compilation album. 333 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,399 And Wayne and Gary are going to be singing 334 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,667 snippets of the songs. 335 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,436 So, now I need a suggestion from the audience. 336 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,105 Could you give me the name of a job 337 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,539 where you work with animals? 338 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,610 -Zookeeper. -Wow, really focused over here. 339 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,612 Okay, so the name of your album is 340 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,981 "Songs of a Zookeeper," all right, guys? 341 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,182 Take it away. 342 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,819 -We'll be back to our documentary on zombies 343 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,555 with unusual speech patterns in "Christopher Walken Dead" 344 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,292 in just a second. 345 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,027 -Wow. 346 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,662 -But first, have we got something for you. 347 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,498 -Have we ever -- "Songs of the Zookeeper." 348 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,700 -Zookeeper is a noble profession that has been lasted 349 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,702 as long as there's been zoos. 350 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,204 -And we've assembled 3 songs on 48 CDs 351 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,773 all about the zookeeper. 352 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:41,840 -They're long-playing. 353 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,042 -Funk. -What? 354 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,243 -Funk. 355 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,411 -Hey, relax. What's with the dirty language? 356 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,546 -It's not dirty. I'm saying "funk." 357 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:53,052 -Oh! Are you sure you're just not mispronouncing it? 358 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,487 -No, no. I'm saying "funk." 359 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,991 And, you know, when I think funk songs, and I think zookeepers, 360 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,127 I think of that one that was at the top of the funk charts 361 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:06,532 for over 50 weeks straight, simply titled "Rhinobutt." 362 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,467 [ Playing funk intro ] 363 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,436 -Rhinobutt. -Uhh. 364 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,805 -Ow! -Ow! 365 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,406 -Yeah, yeah. 366 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,342 -Oh, yeah, we got to do this thing. 367 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,210 -We got to do it, baby bubba! -Uh-huh. 368 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,912 -Al right, now. -Uh-huh. 369 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,580 -You see that thing charging towards you? 370 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,450 Turn around. Look at it. Oh, yeah. 371 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,218 Whoo! 372 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:29,755 ♪ There ain't nothing in the animal kingdom ♪ 373 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,657 [ Cheers and applause ] 374 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,960 ♪ Like it nice and round and rough, rough, rough ♪ 375 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,662 -♪ Rough, brother ♪ 376 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,665 ♪ Let me tell you something now ♪ 377 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,866 -I hear you, baby. 378 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,167 -♪ I like to slap it ♪ 379 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:45,671 ♪ 'Cause its skin is tough, tough, tough, tough ♪ 380 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,674 -♪ In the front end, it might, might hurt ♪ 381 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:53,045 ♪ But the back ain't nothing but a party, yeah ♪ 382 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,481 -♪ Ain't nothing but a party ♪ 383 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,217 ♪ And let me tell you, baby ♪ 384 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,685 -What is it, baby? 385 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:03,789 -♪ We talking no hippopotamus, oh, Lordy, rhinobutt ♪ 386 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,191 -♪ Rhinobutts in the house ♪ -♪ Say rhino ♪ 387 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,192 -Uhh! 388 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,327 ♪ I said rhino ♪ 389 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,562 -♪ Rhinobutt in the house ♪ 390 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,764 -Uhh! -Mm! 391 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,132 -♪ I said rhinobutt ♪ 392 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,935 -♪ You can keep your hippo and your other animals ♪ 393 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,972 ♪ But when it comes to the rhino booty, oh, yes ♪ 394 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,241 ♪ I am so fond of the rhinobutt ♪ 395 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:25,110 -♪ You can keep your gazelle that's running so fast ♪ 396 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,512 -Pow! Ow! 397 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:30,516 -♪ Bring me a rhino, let me slap that rhinoplast ♪ 398 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,984 ♪ Rhinobutt ♪ 399 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,119 -♪ Rhinobutt ♪ 400 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,688 ♪ I got rhinobutt ♪ 401 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,590 Dig it, baby. Dig it. 402 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,260 [ Cheers and applause ] 403 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,799 -Whoo! -Wow. 404 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:50,702 -I know I'm a man, but I think I just had a hot flash. 405 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,573 Wow, that was wild. "Rhinobutt." 406 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,542 [ Laughter ] 407 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,676 -Yeah. 408 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:02,047 Well, of course, who doesn't love Jamaican dance hall? 409 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,116 -I do not. 410 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,051 -You don't like it? -No. Oh, what did you say? 411 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,486 -Jamaican dance hall. -Oh, I love that. 412 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,922 -Of course you do. 413 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:14,259 You've never been to Jamaica, have you? 414 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,561 Well, then, you're going to enjoy this. 415 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,362 It's going to go up your ear and in it 416 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,866 and then run around your brain and then come out. 417 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:24,903 So, enjoy this great Jamaican dance-hall hit, 418 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,405 "A Camel Just Spit at Me." 419 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:30,075 [ Playing reggae-style intro ] 420 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,510 [ Both singing with Jamaican accents ] 421 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,879 [ Cheers and applause ] 422 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,948 -Oh, my eye. My eye, man. 423 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,150 -♪ Lord, have mercy, Lord, have mercy ♪ 424 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,218 -♪ Lord, have mercy ♪ 425 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,452 -♪ What he come do now? ♪ 426 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,221 -♪ Lord, have mercy, Lord, have mercy ♪ 427 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,255 -♪ Lord, have mercy ♪ 428 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,690 -♪ What he come do now? ♪ 429 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,958 -♪ Now let me tell you something you ought to know ♪ 430 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,993 ♪ Because the camel in the tent will know ♪ 431 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,162 ♪ Because we see him, he land a joke ♪ 432 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,498 ♪ Come at me, spit, camel, get down ♪ 433 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,166 -♪ When you sing, it make me so merry ♪ 434 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,401 ♪ You got to watch out for that dromedary ♪ 435 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,003 ♪ When there's spit in your eyes you'll see ♪ 436 00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,272 ♪ That that camel going to blind me ♪ 437 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,273 -♪ Spit, camel ♪ 438 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,441 ♪ Spit, camel ♪ 439 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,475 ♪ Spit the camel ♪ 440 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,476 ♪ Dodge the camel ♪ 441 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,777 ♪ Start your spitting ♪ 442 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,179 ♪ Dodge your spitting, dodge your spitting ♪ 443 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,248 -♪ Dodge your spitting, dodge your spitting ♪ 444 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,449 -♪ Deflect the spitting ♪ 445 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,251 ♪ Get the spitting, get the spitting ♪ 446 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,419 ♪ Get the spitting, get the spitting ♪ 447 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,855 Hold the camel because we know they're spitting now. 448 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,457 -♪ Hey, camel, I'm talking to your mama ♪ 449 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,259 ♪ I'm not talking about no kind of llama ♪ 450 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,261 ♪ Talking about you with your big one hump ♪ 451 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,463 ♪ When you're spitting, make me want to get Kronk-a ♪ 452 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,031 -♪ Don't spit, camel ♪ 453 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,966 ♪ Don't spit on men ♪ 454 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,968 ♪ No, don't spit, camel ♪ 455 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,570 ♪ No more spit on the men ♪ 456 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,571 -♪ No, no, no ♪ 457 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,972 -♪ No spit, camel ♪ 458 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,208 ♪ No spit on them ♪ 459 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,976 ♪ No spit on camel ♪ 460 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:42,514 ♪ No, don't spit on them ♪ 461 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,715 [ Cheers and applause ] 462 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,751 [ Buzzer ] 463 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,152 -Don't go away. 464 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,787 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 465 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,656 right after this. 466 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,861 [ Cheers and applause ] 467 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,163 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 468 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,598 That is the end of our show. 469 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,134 Tonight's winners are all four of you, and, as a reward, 470 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,969 I'd like you to join our star guest, Lauren Cohan, 471 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,237 and read the credits out. 472 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,172 Wayne and Lauren, you're lead singers 473 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,840 thanking everyone at the end of your gig, 474 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,043 and the others are your backing band. 475 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,411 Thanks for watching. Good night. 476 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,046 [ Cheers and applause ] 477 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,281 -Thank you, everybody. 478 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,350 -This has been amazing. -It's amazing. 479 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,052 -Dan, Jimmy, couldn't have done it without you. 480 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,086 -I know. 481 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,821 We could never, and that's why 482 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,523 after all these years on the road, we're breaking up, 483 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,792 and I'm going solo. So, uh... 484 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,328 -He's just kidding, Deena. He's just kidding. 485 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,830 -No, Ryan Stiles and I, we just signed a record deal, 486 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,065 and we're going on our own. 487 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,499 -Just kidding. -You'll be fine. 488 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,902 -Just kidding. We'll be back with that duet next week. 489 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,770 -Ray Miller said, "I don't need her. She's --" 490 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,105 -Yeah, it was like -- Julie was like, 491 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,007 "Oh, no, no, no, no. You're not leaving." 492 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,910 -Oh, no. No, Michael, my lawyer, told me... 493 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:48,046 -- Captions by VITAC --