1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,569 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:06,239 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:07,741 On tonight's show, 4 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:10,610 special edition Wayne Brady, 5 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:13,680 director's cut Heather Anne Campbell, 6 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,516 deleted scene Colin Mochrie, 7 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:21,087 and blooper reel -- it's Ryan Stiles. 8 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:25,025 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:27,560 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,598 Yes. Ta-da! 11 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:33,233 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," everybody -- 12 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,768 the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:37,937 and the points don't matter one bit. 14 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,739 We have got a sensational show for you tonight, 15 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,074 and I cannot wait to get it started 16 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:43,643 with a game that is called "Let's Make a Date." 17 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:45,512 This is for all of our performers. 18 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,080 Come towards me. 19 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:49,349 Heather is appearing on a dating show 20 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,850 and Ryan, Colin, and Wade are the contestants 21 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,986 who are praying she will choose one of them 22 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:54,754 and end their lives of lonely misery. 23 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,890 Each of them has been given a strange characteristic 24 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,325 or identity, and what Heather has to do 25 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,428 is question them for their suitability for a date 26 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,764 and, in the process, try to establish who these people are. 27 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:05,999 So if you are ready, 28 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:09,135 Heather, off you go and make yourself a date. 29 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,471 -Uh, so, Bachelor Number 1, 30 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:15,341 if you were a type of food, 31 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:19,012 what kind of food and what would the consistency be? 32 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:26,719 -[ Imitates hair dryer ] 33 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,421 Bah! 34 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:34,661 [ Warbling like Chewbacca ] 35 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,377 [ Cheers and applause ] 36 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,015 -I made a recording of myself sleeping once, 37 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,485 and that's what it sounded like. 38 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,621 Bachelor Number 2, what's your favorite pet? 39 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:05,492 -Well, of course I'm partial to goldfish. 40 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,129 I love the little -- the little darlings, 41 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,231 the way they -- 42 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,266 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 43 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,901 Oh, my God!! 44 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,103 -[ Warbles like Chewbacca ] 45 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,072 -Oh, my God, another one! 46 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,242 Oh! 47 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,246 Oh, no! 48 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,981 No! 49 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:29,749 We're going down! 50 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,018 [ Laughter and applause ] 51 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:34,921 I've got nothing else to shove in something! 52 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,092 -Wow, you're going down. 53 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,793 I wish -- I wish -- 54 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,530 Never mind. 55 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:46,699 Bachelor Number 3, what would your job be 56 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,535 if you could have any job in the world? 57 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:50,670 -Hmm. 58 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:06,519 Hmm? 59 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:07,754 Hmm. 60 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,456 You better go to number one. 61 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,625 This is gonna take quite some time. 62 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,928 -Bachelor -- Bachelor Number 1, 63 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,564 can you demonstrate your favorite dance for me? 64 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:21,234 -[ Warbling ] 65 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,750 -Oh, that's -- that's nasty. I like it. 66 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,919 -[ Warbling ] 67 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:44,557 -Bachelor Number 2 -- Bachelor Number -- 68 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,825 Bachelor Number 2, 69 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:48,494 what is your greatest fear in life? 70 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,663 -It's happening right now. 71 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,499 -Oh, alright, alright, alright. 72 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,734 Uh-huh. 73 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,302 -Bachelor Number 3... 74 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,338 [ Laughter ] 75 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:01,507 -Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, I can't -- 76 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,743 I can't help but laugh, putting my hands on my belly! 77 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:08,147 Ho ho ho! Ho -- ho -- ho -- ho! I didn't say feel me up! 78 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,850 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha! 79 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:13,119 -You know, I think -- I think I have a -- 80 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:16,990 I think I have a pretty good idea who you guys might be. 81 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,925 Bachelor Number 1, 82 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:22,495 are you a wookiee named Chewbacca? 83 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:25,598 -Yes. And -- -And? 84 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,033 -He is a wookiee named Chewbacca 85 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,302 and what might he have been getting ready to go do? 86 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:30,470 -A date! 87 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,671 -Yeah! 88 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,239 [ Buzzer ] 89 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,440 -Bachelor Number 2, 90 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:35,742 after I saw you plugging all those holes, 91 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,210 you could only be on a submarine. 92 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,145 -Yeah! [ Buzzer ] 93 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:41,314 -Wow! -Wow! 94 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:46,052 -Bachelor Number 3 -- a.k.a. "Floating Head in a Coat." 95 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,453 -Yes. 96 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,656 -He's a floating head in a coat looking for a body! 97 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,759 -Yeah! [ Buzzer ] 98 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,460 -A sexy body! 99 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,329 You, Mr. Floaty Head on a Coat. 100 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,998 Let me see. 101 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:03,436 What did you do, Mr. Floaty Head on a Coat? 102 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,537 -What? 103 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,372 -Disembodied head of an evil genius 104 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,707 looking for a sexy new body. 105 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:08,841 -Oh, great. Great. -Yeah. 106 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,610 -And I found one! 107 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,679 [ Laughter ] 108 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,081 -Let's move on to more intellectual pursuits 109 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,849 with a game entitled "Sound Effects." 110 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,819 This is a game for Ryan and Colin, so come on down. 111 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:20,887 We're gonna need the help 112 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,256 of two volunteers from the audience. 113 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,191 ♪ Who's it gonna be? ♪ 114 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:26,626 What's your name? 115 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:29,162 -Nicole. -Go on up there, Nicole. 116 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,597 [ Cheers and applause ] 117 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,299 Ooh! What's your name? 118 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:38,471 -Regina. -Regina, come with me-e-e-e-e. 119 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,807 Take this microphone. 120 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,874 -Watch your step. 121 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:42,909 -Alright! -Hello! 122 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,777 -Nicole and Regina. -Hello. 123 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,846 -So the way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 124 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:49,048 are gonna perform a scene, and Nicole and Regina 125 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,517 are gonna provide the sound effects but when prompted. 126 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,319 So, Nicole, you'll do them for Colin. 127 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,954 Regina, you'll do them for Ryan. 128 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,289 Watch the scene, 129 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,191 and when it seems like they need you to make a noise, 130 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,859 do your very best. 131 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:02,762 And this scene is going to be that Ryan and Colin 132 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,331 are two hunters in a haunted forest 133 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:10,703 who suddenly get attacked by vampires and werewolves. 134 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,472 [ Laughter ] 135 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:13,706 -First time in the Haunted Forest? 136 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,475 -Yeah. I brought my scary gun. -Oh, did you? 137 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,677 -Yeah. Wasn't sure what we'd come across here. 138 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,778 -I'd better make sure mine's loaded. 139 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:21,080 -Alright. -Pfshh, pfshh, pfshh. 140 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:25,318 -Well, the air freshener's in there, so that's alright. 141 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:26,819 -I brought a shotgun. -Oh, yeah? 142 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,521 -Yeah. All ready to go. -Pyah. 143 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,756 Oh. 144 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:32,692 I -- I -- I think it might have just fired. 145 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,394 -Okay, you know what? -I'm not sure, though. 146 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,661 -We're a little nervous. 147 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:36,963 I'm gonna see if I can hit that tree over there. 148 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,898 -Pahchoo. 149 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,233 -You alright? 150 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,368 -I'm allergic to something in the Haunted Forest. 151 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,870 -Maybe you shouldn't be hunting. Why don't you take the day off? 152 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,138 Are you alright? 153 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,639 -No, we're -- we're here to catch some haunted thing. 154 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,074 -Alright. 155 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,208 Hey, how about we have a couple brewskies before we start? 156 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,610 -Alright. -Pkew. 157 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,311 -Oh, it sounded like -- sounded like your gun! 158 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,214 There we go. Cheers. -Cheers. 159 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,582 -Cheers. -[ Slurp! ] 160 00:06:56,616 --> 00:07:00,386 [ Slurping ] 161 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,121 -I just open up my throat and down it goes. 162 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,257 -Yeah! 163 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,592 You know what? Not only is this place spooky, it's quiet! 164 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,860 -Because it's haunted! -Oh! 165 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,695 -All the sounds would be scared and run away! 166 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,131 -Oh, my God! 167 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,766 -Vampire! 168 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,504 Gliding silently through the night! 169 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,907 -I think we'd better maybe try to get some help here. 170 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,341 I'll bring out my old horn! 171 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,511 -Rrroarrr. 172 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,547 -There's a kitten in there! 173 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,749 -[ High-pitched squeal ] 174 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,217 -Wait! The vampire is coming! 175 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,985 I'll make a cross with these two branches. 176 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,187 -Yes! 177 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,489 -Just break off this branch... -Psshh! 178 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:37,790 -...break off this one. -Psshh! 179 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,159 -Boy, this sneezing is really getting bad! 180 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,161 -Those would have been great sounds for our beers! 181 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:46,299 -Yeah! Look! The vampire is turning away! 182 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,433 -He sure did! 183 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,469 -Yup! 184 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,205 -Wow! This is an exciting forest! 185 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:55,241 Let's say we camp for a little while along this babbling brook. 186 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,009 -Yeah, I think if we get -- -Beside this babbling brook! 187 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,045 -Fffsshhh, shhhh. -Bl-bl-bl-bl. 188 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,380 -Everything sounds like your [bleep] gun! 189 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,250 -Hey! What are you upset with me for?! 190 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:06,319 -You heard me! I'm sorry I'm upset! 191 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,454 [ Buzzer ] 192 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,559 -Thank you. -Thank you. 193 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:17,630 -Nicole and Regina, everybody! Thank you! 194 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,900 [ Cheers and applause ] 195 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,268 Hey, guys. 196 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,470 We've got more "Whose Line" for you right after this. 197 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,538 Don't go anywhere! 198 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,645 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 199 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,147 We're gonna move on now to a game entitled "Questions." 200 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,749 This is a game for all four of our performers 201 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:38,317 in two pairs. Come on down. 202 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,519 -This one's fun. 203 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,487 -Wayne and Heather there, Colin and Ryan here. 204 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,589 Get your boxes of stuff. -Come on, Heather. 205 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,191 -The way this game works is that 206 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:46,726 Wayne and Heather are gonna begin a scene, 207 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,127 but they can only speak in questions 208 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,428 and I will buzz when one of them 209 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,130 makes a mistake, and then the person behind them 210 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,532 is gonna step in to take their place. 211 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,867 And the scene you'll be acting out, my friends, 212 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:58,304 is entitled "Passions Erupt..." -Of course. 213 00:08:58,337 --> 00:08:59,972 -"...at a Busy Airport." 214 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,912 -Where is the C Gate? 215 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,915 -Can you see me? 216 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,852 -Are you a pencil eraser? 217 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:16,188 -Have you seen one this big before? 218 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,724 Or this black? 219 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,695 Or this big and black? And furry? 220 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,897 -Is that what you'd call big? 221 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:28,301 -Ohh! 222 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,735 -Yes! 223 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,504 [ Buzzer ] 224 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:38,611 -Does size matter? 225 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:39,712 -Yes! 226 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,614 [ Buzzer ] 227 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,819 -Having a good day, sir? 228 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:47,887 -Why wouldn't I? 229 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,655 -What's with the tiny hat? 230 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,725 -What's with the big attitude? 231 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,060 -Are you Canadian? 232 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,798 [ Buzzer ] 233 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,402 -Where's my mommy? 234 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,406 [ Buzzer ] 235 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,714 Have you seen my mommy? 236 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:17,116 Are we supposed to take a flight together? 237 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:20,620 -Is she the one that told me -- don't tell him where I went? 238 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,457 -That would sound like her. 239 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,958 [ Buzzer ] 240 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,097 -Good God! 241 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,999 -Are you -- [ Buzzer ] 242 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,104 Are you a beekeeper? 243 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,506 -Can't you see I was just married? 244 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,841 -Where's your husband? 245 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,143 -Where is my husband? -I asked you first. 246 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,811 -Why are you playing games with me? 247 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,179 [ Buzzer ] 248 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,119 -Do you have a boarding pass? 249 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,856 -Do I [beep] 250 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,692 -Why are you so [beep] sensitive? 251 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:03,129 [ Buzzer ] 252 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,140 There will be no letters for you! 253 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:17,943 -Points for everybody 254 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,179 and then a few extra points to Ryan and Wayne 255 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,915 for dipping the toe into the edges of edginess. 256 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:26,152 -Mm. She's drunk. -I'm drunk. 257 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,021 Prepare to play a game now that's entitled "Whose Line?" 258 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,224 This game is for Ryan and Colin. 259 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,060 Before the show, we asked our audience 260 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,995 to write down some random line suggestions 261 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,264 they'd like to hear and we've chosen them. 262 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,166 Colin, these are yours. Ry, these are yours. 263 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,567 -Thank you. 264 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,702 -Pull them out of your pockets during your scene 265 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,270 in whatever way you'd like to use them. 266 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,639 And here is the scene that you are acting out. 267 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:49,241 You are on the Titanic and as it sinks, 268 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,545 Jack, played by Ryan, tries to persuade Rose -- 269 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:56,749 Colin -- to escape with him to God knows where. 270 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:57,817 Enjoy! 271 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:58,818 -Rose! -Yeah? 272 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,152 -Rose! -I'm right here! 273 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,722 -Oh, I didn't see you. The water's coming up. 274 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,657 -Oh, so I guess you're not painting me. 275 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,860 -No. We don't have time for that, Rose. 276 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,428 -Oh! The water! We're gonna die. 277 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:13,099 -Well, one of us is. I've got the lifejacket. 278 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,834 -Oh, shouldn't you give the woman the life-- 279 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,068 -I don't think it will support you. 280 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,670 It's made for my weight. 281 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:18,871 -Oh! 282 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,639 -I'm a coward, Rose. I'm a coward. 283 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,808 I don't want to die. I have a lot to live for. 284 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,276 -Wait! Are you saying I'm fat? 285 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,978 -No, Rose. You're not fat. 286 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,813 You're the most beautiful woman in the world. 287 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,482 As a matter of fact, when I think of you, 288 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:34,053 I just think one thing -- it hurts when I pee. 289 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,255 'Cause, you know -- -Yeah. I understand. Yeah. Wait. 290 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,757 -I'm king of the world. Remember that? 291 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,693 Oh -- ow! -Yeah. 292 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,795 I knew I should not have come on this boat! 293 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:45,364 Just before I -- I got on, my mother looked at me. 294 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:48,334 She said, "Your mom was great last night." 295 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,569 -What? Bragging? 296 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,072 -She talks about herself in the third -- first person. 297 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,774 -Why was she bragging like that? 298 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:55,841 -I don't know. 299 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,577 She was on the captain's deck. 300 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,112 -Let's jump, Rose. 301 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,448 Oh, that guy just hit the propeller! 302 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,250 -Oh! -Look at him spin! 303 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,417 -That's gonna smart! 304 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,353 -Wow! That guy's not gonna make it. 305 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,354 -No. 306 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,723 -Oh, that was stupid. 307 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:11,657 -Rose. -What? 308 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,559 -There's my mother. 309 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,961 My mother was on this cruise. 310 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,932 Why didn't I know that, Rose? Mom! Mom!! 311 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:24,670 I've been sent from the future to -- to destroy you! 312 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:30,009 I'm sorry. I'm going a little crazy, Rose. 313 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,545 I didn't see my mother and I wasn't sent by the future. 314 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,480 -I know. Let's jump in the water. 315 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,581 -What? -Yeah. 316 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:36,615 -I don't want to hit the propeller! 317 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,716 -Well, jump past it. 318 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,119 -Oh, actually, the water is right here now. 319 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,220 -Oh! 320 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,621 -Oh, we're gonna get sucked down. 321 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,857 -Well, things are looking up. 322 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,792 -Rose, when we get sucked down, hold my hand. 323 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,060 -Alright. 324 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,328 -And don't let go, Rose. Don't let go, Rose! 325 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,763 -I won't! I always remember -- 326 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,631 let this be the last thought going through your mind 327 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,000 as we start to go under! 328 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,602 I killed a grifter once. -What?! 329 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,137 -Yes. -What?! 330 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,941 [ Buzzer ] 331 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,910 -It just made no sense. 332 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,378 -Stick around. 333 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,547 We've got more "Whose Line" for you right after this break. 334 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,049 Do not move. 335 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,357 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," 336 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,825 where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 337 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,493 And we are gonna play a game now that is entitled 338 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,561 "Greatest Hits." 339 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,330 This is a game for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne 340 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,464 with the help of Laura Hall 341 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,967 and Linda Taylor on piano and guitar! 342 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,134 -Ladies! 343 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,970 -The way this game works is that Ryan and Colin 344 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,671 are two TV voiceover artists 345 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,607 talking about the latest compilation album. 346 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,408 Wayne is gonna sing snippets of the songs on the album. 347 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,510 And what I need from the audience here -- 348 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,480 I need a suggestion for a place 349 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,982 you'd go to improve your appearance. 350 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,452 Where is a place you'd go if you were trying to look better? 351 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,255 Right? Get better looking. Lots of good stuff. 352 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,824 Ah, well, what about the gym? 353 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,926 -What about the gym? -What about the gym? 354 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:57,463 -Your album is entitled "Songs of the Gym." 355 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,365 -We'll be right back to our documentary 356 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:03,569 on couples who can't have sex in even the most basic positions -- 357 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,471 "Missionary Impossible." 358 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,940 [ Laughter ] 359 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,642 -You know, when I think of the gym 360 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,410 and I think of having never been there, 361 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,479 so really no idea what goes on there, 362 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,880 I think of Zydeco music 363 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,715 'cause I have no idea where that comes from either. 364 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,751 And, you know, when I think Zydeco and I think of gym, 365 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:23,756 I think of that big Zydeco hit, "Flex, Press, Flex." 366 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,459 [ Zydeco music playing ] 367 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,161 -[ Creole accent ] ♪ I guarantee ♪ 368 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,830 ♪ I'm gonna get on there and get my fitness on! ♪ 369 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,199 ♪ I walked in to the gym the other day ♪ 370 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,735 ♪ And I seen everybody around me ♪ 371 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,705 ♪ They were jumpin' and pumpin' and gettin' the big on ♪ 372 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,907 ♪ But no, no, no, not me ♪ 373 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,710 ♪ So I grabbed the weight and I got ready to do ♪ 374 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:47,246 ♪ and I say, "Hey! You spot me!" ♪ 375 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,516 ♪ And these three simple words was the last you heard -- ♪ 376 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,818 ♪ don't ya drop the weight on me ♪ 377 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,587 ♪ Oh, press, flex, and press again ♪ 378 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,457 ♪ Press, flex, and press again ♪ 379 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,893 ♪ Press, flex, and press again ♪ 380 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:06,231 ♪ Now -- ♪ [ Choking/garbled sounds ] 381 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:10,502 ♪ Oh, I saw my life flash before my eyes! ♪ 382 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:11,770 ♪ Ask me why ♪ 383 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,139 ♪ Because I'm a press, flex, press guy! ♪ 384 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,709 ♪ Press, flex! Press, flex! ♪ 385 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,378 ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no more from you ♪ 386 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:22,414 ♪ I just weighting myself, I don't need no help ♪ 387 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,350 ♪ Press, flex, that's what I do! ♪ 388 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,886 -Wow! 389 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,123 -Thank you, ladies. 390 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,959 -You've gotta be pretty stupid to almost choke yourself 391 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,328 while standing up with weights. 392 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,964 -Hey, Ryan. -Yeah. 393 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,833 -What do you think of when I say "drum and bass"? 394 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,402 -Oh! Puddin'. 395 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,536 But I always think of puddin'. 396 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,406 I didn't even hear what you said. 397 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,508 -Anyway, drum and bass is a great style. 398 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,909 -It is! -You've never heard it. 399 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,045 -Yes, I have! I've heard drums and I've heard bass. 400 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,146 -Have you heard them together? -No! 401 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,414 -Well, then you're in for a treat! 402 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,082 -Ow! -Sorry. 403 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,852 'Cause this is one of the great drum and bass songs ever 404 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,587 and especially about the gymnasium. 405 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:05,391 Gym -- drum and bass. Here's the song. 406 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,626 "Trapped in the Sauna." 407 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,928 [ Drums and bass music playing ] 408 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:14,933 ♪♪ 409 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:19,938 ♪♪ 410 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,240 -♪ I just came in here ♪ 411 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,342 ♪ For a little bit of dippin' in the sauna ♪ 412 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,111 ♪ And I was there and hopin' that all of this I get on me ♪ 413 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,914 ♪ And then I would say, "Hey!" And she was like, "Oh!" ♪ 414 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,350 ♪ And I thought for a second she was ready to go ♪ 415 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,353 ♪ But then her boyfriend came in, came in, came in ♪ 416 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,156 ♪ And his name was Raymond, Raymond, Raymond ♪ 417 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,958 ♪ And the Black guy he was blamin', blamin', blamin' ♪ 418 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,027 ♪ Ripped the pistil from my stamen ♪ 419 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,163 ♪ I was trapped in the sauna ♪ 420 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,465 ♪ With a guy that looked like dead guy up on his girl ♪ 421 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,333 ♪ But he wanted punch me in the eye ♪ 422 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,935 ♪ In the sauna! ♪ 423 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,136 ♪ I could not get up! ♪ 424 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,671 ♪ I slammed my fist against the glass ♪ 425 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,139 ♪ And I think he kicked my ass ♪ 426 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,607 ♪ In the sauna! ♪ 427 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,543 ♪ I just cannot get so, so just wait! ♪ 428 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,745 ♪ So just wait as I lose so much weight ♪ 429 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,746 ♪ I go... ♪ 430 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,781 ♪♪ 431 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,551 [ Cheers and applause ] 432 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,788 -You know, Colin... -Yeah? 433 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,490 -...I love my Irish rock. 434 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:15,260 And, you know, when I think Irish rock... 435 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,262 -Yeah? Well, go on! 436 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,997 -...I think of one of the songs, well, it -- 437 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,466 it just -- it puts a memory -- 438 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,235 it puts a vision in my mind that I don't like, 439 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,603 'cause it's something you see at the gym 440 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,438 and you try to avoid it, but you can't. 441 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,475 That Irish rock hit, "The Bulge." 442 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,944 [ Rock music playing ] 443 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,079 ♪♪ 444 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,447 -♪ Oy! ♪ 445 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,686 ♪ There I was on the weight bench ♪ 446 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,421 ♪ Trying to lift the weights ♪ 447 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,858 ♪ There I asked my brother to spot me ♪ 448 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,594 ♪ And I'm laying under the weight bench ♪ 449 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,195 ♪ And he's over me ♪ 450 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,563 ♪ And then I said, "Oh, no! ♪ 451 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:55,434 ♪ You almost got me with the bulge ♪ 452 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,902 ♪ Stickin' out of your shorts ♪ 453 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,171 ♪ It's your bulge ♪ 454 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:03,108 ♪ I do not wish to consort with your bulge ♪ 455 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,610 ♪ Swinging around and 'round ♪ 456 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,046 ♪ And when you're working out, you hearing this sound ♪ 457 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,482 ♪ It goes floop, flop, floop, flop ♪ 458 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,451 ♪ Hey! Stop! No, no, no, no! ♪ 459 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,821 ♪ Floop, flop! Hit! Jump! Oh, no! Hey! ♪ 460 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,589 ♪ Oh, bulgin' ♪ 461 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,660 ♪ People bulgin' with the pectorals and they're bulgin' ♪ 462 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,562 ♪ They're bulgin', but I'm knowin' ♪ 463 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,430 ♪ That when the guy comes along ♪ 464 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,566 ♪ And then he's got tighty tights ♪ 465 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:31,003 ♪ If he's bulgin' to the left or maybe bulgin' to the right ♪ 466 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,604 ♪ I don't want to be around ♪ 467 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,673 ♪ When the bulgin' really starts ♪ 468 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,875 ♪ When he says, "Oh, look! You dropped something!" ♪ 469 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,477 ♪ Ooh! Oof, damn, he farts ♪ 470 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,013 ♪ 'Cause of the bulge! ♪ 471 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,949 ♪ Oh, the bulge! ♪ 472 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,286 [ Cheers and applause ] 473 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,521 -Hey, we'll tell you who won our show 474 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,056 right after this short break. 475 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,558 Stick around for the answer. 476 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,231 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 477 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,933 That's our show tonight. 478 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,035 All four of you have won the day! 479 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,204 I want you to read out the credits 480 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,872 as if you're all performing on a Broadway chorus line 481 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,840 with terrible food poisoning. 482 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,242 Oh, no! Thanks for watching tonight. 483 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,611 -I don't have to pretend on that one. 484 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,845 -Alright, fellas. 485 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,014 ♪ Dan Patterson, Patterson ♪ 486 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,784 ♪ Jim Mulville ♪ Ew. 487 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:24,790 -[ Retching ] 488 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:28,460 -I poisoned my bowels! 489 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,495 -Oh! My -- my -- my pants! 490 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:35,901 ♪♪ 491 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,669 -Syncopate! Syncopate! 492 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,172 -[ Retches ] 493 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:43,942 -- Captions by VITAC --