1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,602 -Good evening, everybody. 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:06,239 And welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:10,343 On tonight's show, "Global Warming" Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:13,646 "Rising Sea Levels" Gary Anthony Williams, 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,915 "Acid Rain" Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:20,720 and "Toxic Emissions," it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,857 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up. 8 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,558 -[ Shouting indistinctly ] 9 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:28,028 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,096 -I did it. I did it. 11 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,598 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" -- 12 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:32,766 the show where everything's made up 13 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:34,067 and the points don't matter. 14 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,102 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight, 15 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,337 so let's get started right now 16 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,239 with a game called "Deleted Scenes." 17 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:40,940 This is for all four of our performers. 18 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,976 Come on down. 19 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,711 They're dividing into two pairs. 20 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:46,713 Ryan and Colin are there, and Gary and Wayne are here. 21 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,515 Now, this is a quick-fire game 22 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,051 where I give the performers the names of iconic movies, 23 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:52,318 and they have to suggest scenes 24 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,388 that would have been deleted from those films. 25 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,725 And we are gonna start here with "The Wizard of Oz." 26 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:04,064 -Hey, uh, Dorothy. Hi. It's Uber Eats. 27 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,965 I think I took the wrong yellow brick road. 28 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,367 [ Laughter ] 29 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,535 [ Buzzer ] 30 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,174 -So, Miss Gale, let me get this right. 31 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,309 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, you're saying the house 32 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,745 fell on her and that's why she's dead? 33 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:19,946 -That is correct. -Right. 34 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,448 You're coming with me. -No. 35 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,749 -You're coming with me. Come on. 36 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:23,817 [ Buzzer ] 37 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,785 [ Laughter ] 38 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,791 -Auntie Em, twister! 39 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,760 [ Laughter ] 40 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:36,129 [ Buzzer ] 41 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,131 -Oh, no! The flying monkeys! 42 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:41,334 The fly-- Oh. Oh -- Oh, man. 43 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,036 [ Laughter ] 44 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:46,339 -I'll tell you what happened. I'll tell you what happened. 45 00:01:46,372 --> 00:01:47,874 We said goodbye. 46 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,476 Then she says to the Scarecrow, 47 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,644 "I'm gonna miss you most of all." 48 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:52,946 So I ate her. 49 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,682 [ Laughter ] 50 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,150 [Bleep] you, Dorothy. 51 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,252 [ Laughter and applause ] 52 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,593 -I want to go to Nome. I want to go to Nome. 53 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,795 Poof. Jesus. 54 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:12,365 [ Laughter ] 55 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:13,600 [ Buzzer ] 56 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,667 -Alaska. 57 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,237 [ Laughter ] 58 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,305 -Thank you, Wayne. Thank you. 59 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,708 [ Laughter ] 60 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,980 -Dorothy, I'm a scarecrow. 61 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,716 And a junkie. 62 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,819 [ Laughter ] 63 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,320 I need some brains. 64 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,356 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 65 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:40,460 -Have you seen Toto? 66 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,296 [ Audience groans ] 67 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,935 [ Laughter ] 68 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,003 [ Buzzer ] 69 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,273 -Were you grinding him up? 70 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,308 -No, I was cooking him on a spit. 71 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,676 -Okay, close enough. 72 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:58,845 [ Laughter ] 73 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:02,048 -Who are you to say how tall a [bleep] Munchkin could be, huh? 74 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,349 [ Laughter and applause ] 75 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,919 -Yeah. 76 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,754 -I'm in the union. 77 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,622 [ Buzzer ] 78 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,292 -Okay, "Back to the Future." 79 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,459 -"Back to the Future." 80 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,162 -Deleted scenes from "Back to the Future." 81 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,330 -[ Imitates whooshing ] 82 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,132 Uh, where are we? 83 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:20,900 1950s? 84 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,168 Oh, crap. 85 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,970 -Yeah. Yep. 86 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,305 -Yeah, that's right. 87 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,408 You came to the wrong time. 88 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,109 -You just can't leave me out here. 89 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,844 [ Laughter ] 90 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,315 -We got to get that old white dude to come save you. 91 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,351 -[ As Christopher Lloyd ] I can't sell this [bleep] car. 92 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,352 [ Laughter ] 93 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,787 [ Buzzer ] 94 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,021 -Oh, oh. 95 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,990 [ Cheers and applause ] 96 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,527 -That was awesome. 97 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,562 -Any points I have I'd like to give to Ryan 98 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:50,797 for his Nome reference, please. 99 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,298 -For the Nome reference? Yes. -Thank you. 100 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,033 -Yes, that's very generous of you. 101 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,704 [ Cheers and applause ] 102 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,439 The line is, "There's no place like Nome," 103 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:01,007 not, "I want to go to Nome." -"There's no place like Nome." 104 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,142 -That's why it was cold when popped into the new place. 105 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,911 -Ah, yeah. 106 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,779 -Oh. 107 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:10,283 [ Laughter ] 108 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:12,652 -Now, my friends, we are gonna play a game called "Duet." 109 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,053 This game is for Wayne, 110 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,723 accompanied by the fantastic Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 111 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,292 And here to join him singing a duet is our celebrity guest, 112 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,628 so please welcome singer, musician, and dancer 113 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:25,164 from "Dancing with the Stars," Mark Ballas. 114 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,967 [ Cheers and applause ] -My man Mark. 115 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,403 -Yay! What's up? Mark Ballas! 116 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,573 -Mark Ballas. Welcome to my house. 117 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,643 -Alright, so, Wayne, you are gonna sing a song with Mark. 118 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:37,844 -Yes. -Okay? 119 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,613 And you'll be singing in the style of flamenco. 120 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,248 -Ah, flamenco. 121 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,883 Now, we're gonna do flamenco, 122 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:46,586 because besides being an amazing dancer and actor, 123 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,954 Broadway star, the whole nine, 124 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,424 this guy plays flamenco guitar, like, for real, for real. 125 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,294 So why don't you grab a guitar from Miss Linda? 126 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,928 -There's one. -What? 127 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,297 -This is the first time on "Whose Line" 128 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,533 we've had a guest play an instrument like this. 129 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:03,202 So, we need someone to sing a flamenco song to. 130 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:07,340 So, let's -- Who has a very non-sexy job? 131 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,842 Who has the least sexiest job in the room? 132 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,078 -Intern! -Not everyone's job is sexy. 133 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:13,680 Speak up, y'all, 'cause you're lying. 134 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,683 You're all lying. Who thinks they have a sexy job? 135 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,217 There's a lady -- I heard something about lung. 136 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,252 What? 137 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,220 -I'm a lung transplant coordinator. 138 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,389 -[ Spanish accent ] Ah, that is so not sexy. 139 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,925 Please come join us. Come. 140 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,760 [ Cheers and applause ] 141 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,430 [ Guitar plays ] 142 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,001 [ Normal voice ] Hey, what's your name? 143 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,969 -Crystal. -Crystal. Crystal, this is Mark. 144 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,304 -Hi, Crystal. -Everyone, this is Crystal. 145 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,773 Say, "Hey, Crystal." -Crystal! 146 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,976 [ Applause ] -[ Hums ] 147 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,144 [ Guitar plays ] 148 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,980 ♪ Crystal ♪ 149 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,849 [ Breathes deeply ] 150 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,250 -We'll do this. 151 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,052 [ Laughter ] 152 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,922 -♪ You take my breath away ♪ 153 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:59,025 ♪ Crystal ♪ -Oh, he's good. 154 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,827 -♪ So, tell me, Crystal ♪ 155 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,328 ♪ So, tell me, Crystal ♪ 156 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,031 ♪ If I needed a [Gasps] lung transplant ♪ 157 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,866 ♪ Would you help me ♪ 158 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,735 ♪ What's the first step? ♪ 159 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:13,039 ♪ How do I qualify as a candidate for this procedure? ♪ 160 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,540 -Send me your records. 161 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,377 -♪ Here are my records from my doctor ♪ 162 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,245 ♪ I can already tell you it's not good ♪ 163 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:25,084 ♪ That's why I'm talking to [Gasps] you, Crystal ♪ 164 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,954 ♪ And then, Crystal ♪ 165 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:31,424 -I'd help you breathe life -- breathe life into your lungs. 166 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:33,826 -♪ How would -- oh, that sounds dirty, Crystal ♪ 167 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,963 [ Laughter ] 168 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,865 ♪ Now, Crystal, how would you breathe life ♪ 169 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,000 ♪ Into my lungs, Crystal? ♪ 170 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,969 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 171 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:46,072 ♪ And apparently you jump-started my heart ♪ 172 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,907 ♪ To a different beat ♪ 173 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:51,778 ♪ Whoa, Crystal ♪ 174 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,713 ♪ You know what I realized, Crystal? ♪ 175 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,982 ♪ I should have given you a mic a long time ago ♪ 176 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:58,684 ♪ 'Cause I'm the only person who can hear what you're saying ♪ 177 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,354 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 178 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,055 ♪ Isn't that something? ♪ 179 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,425 ♪ Guess what, it's really made up ♪ 180 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,593 ♪ Oh, Crystal ♪ 181 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,329 ♪ Speak into the microphone ♪ 182 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,597 -Where did we leave off? 183 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:12,932 -♪ We left off where ♪ 184 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:15,134 ♪ I was asking you about my insurance there ♪ 185 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,170 ♪ How much insurance would I need ♪ 186 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,839 ♪ For a procedure such as this? ♪ 187 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,375 -So, what I could do -- -♪ Speak into the microphone ♪ 188 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,777 -So, what I could do is I'd run your insurance, 189 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,513 check your benefits, see what you are as a candidate, 190 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,782 check your blood type, do your all labs. 191 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,617 -That is so hot. -Then after that, 192 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,986 I'd present you to the selection committee. 193 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,288 -Ooh! -And then we decide 194 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,523 if you're actually a candidate and if I could help you. 195 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,392 But I really want to. -Ooh. 196 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,827 Tell me. 197 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:45,164 ♪ What if I wanted you to dance with me? ♪ 198 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,533 ♪ Would you dance with me? ♪ 199 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,035 Oh, wait a second. 200 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:49,936 -Yes. 201 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,070 -Okay. 202 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,773 [ Laughter ] 203 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,075 [ Cheers and applause ] 204 00:07:56,108 --> 00:08:04,350 ♪♪ 205 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:06,686 ♪ Do you see why I need these new lungs? ♪ 206 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:08,888 ♪ Do you see why we need these new lungs? ♪ 207 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,357 ♪ He's been playing for three minutes so solid ♪ 208 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,292 ♪ And we both, we need these new lungs ♪ 209 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,528 ♪ We can split them, the right one, the left one ♪ 210 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,562 ♪ Would you give us one of each? ♪ 211 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:17,697 ♪ The right one, the left one ♪ 212 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,965 ♪ Would you give us one of each? ♪ 213 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,600 -♪ I've got the right one, the left one ♪ 214 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,368 -♪ He's got the right one and the left one ♪ 215 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,370 ♪ Wait, that's both ♪ 216 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:27,340 -♪ I got both, Wayne Brady ♪ 217 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,976 [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] 218 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,416 -She took my breath away. 219 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,520 And then she left. 220 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:45,157 Ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar -- Mark Ballas. 221 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,628 [ Cheers and applause ] 222 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,463 -Mark Ballas, everybody. 223 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,465 [ Cheers and applause continues ] 224 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:58,204 ♪♪ 225 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:02,041 -Crystal, I think -- I think there was a connection. 226 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:03,543 -You think there was a connection. 227 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,311 Crystal could get back to her seat fast enough. 228 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:07,446 [ Laughter ] 229 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,348 -I'm just trying to get some lungs. 230 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,117 Leave me alone. [ Laughter ] 231 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,451 [ Cheers and applause ] 232 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,920 -Alright, guys, we're gonna take a little break. 233 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,755 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 234 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,189 Don't move. 235 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,894 [ Cheers and applause ] 236 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,263 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 237 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,765 where now we are gonna play a game 238 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:29,135 called "90-Second Alphabet." 239 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,972 This is for Wayne, Ryan, and Colin, so come on down. 240 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:34,507 Now, the way that this works 241 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,542 is that you guys are gonna do a 90-second scene. 242 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,643 I'm gonna time you. 243 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,512 Every line you say has to begin with a word 244 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,948 beginning with the next letter in the alphabet, alright? 245 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,350 Now, the scene is gonna be that Realtor Ryan 246 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:47,386 is showing couple Wayne and Colin around a terrible house. 247 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,089 Now, what letter of the alphabet should we start with? 248 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,557 [ Shouting suggestions ] 249 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,361 Oh, a very forceful "J" came flying out of the audience 250 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,362 right at the top there. 251 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,698 Alright, so, the letter is "J." 252 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,900 And whenever you're ready, take it away. 253 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,469 -Just last week, this was -- this was listed. 254 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:04,737 I think you're gonna like it. 255 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,839 -Know what? I love it already. 256 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,074 -Love it! 257 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,409 [ Laughter ] 258 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,846 -Maynard, this will be a perfect place to raise kids. 259 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,215 -No, no, no, this is a bad neighborhood for children. 260 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,184 There's lots of traffic by the house. 261 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:19,752 -Oh, wha-- Huh? 262 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,920 -Perhaps you'd like something 263 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,688 a little bit down the street near the park. 264 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,523 -Quiet. Is it quiet? Because we like quiet. 265 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,292 We don't like noise. -Really -- Really quiet. 266 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,960 You won't hear a sound down there, believe me. 267 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,830 -Surely. Please, let's buy it. 268 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,065 -This is a big decision. Are you ready for this? 269 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,400 -Usually I -- -Uh-huh. 270 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,869 [ Laughter ] 271 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,237 -Usually I don't tell people this, 272 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,907 but there's rumors that this house is haunted. 273 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,744 -Xavier Collins's ghost? 274 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,345 -Very much so. 275 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,280 [ Laughter ] 276 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,952 -What happened? 277 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,854 [ Laughter ] 278 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,089 -You weren't listening again. 279 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,791 [ Laughter ] 280 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,760 -Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. 281 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,461 -All day long, that's what put up with. 282 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,030 -Boy, you have some sort of patience 283 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,097 to live with him on a regular -- 284 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,632 Ooooh. 285 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,567 -Can you sell me a house by myself that isn't haunted? 286 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,835 -Damn. They're back. 287 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,604 I thought we got them all out with the exorcism, 288 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,973 but they still -- -Exorcism? You had an exorcism? 289 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,042 Here in this house that you tried to sell us? 290 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,778 -[Bleep] yeah, years ago. 291 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,379 -Get out. Get out! 292 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,681 -How? The doors are locked. 293 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,115 -I don't know. -I'll show you. I'll show you. 294 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,850 Through the window. -Just that way. 295 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,485 -Hey! [ Buzzer ] 296 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,021 [ Cheers and applause ] 297 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,190 Well done! 298 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,959 Gentlemen, not only did you get all the way back to "J" again, 299 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,162 you got it in under 90 seconds. 300 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,163 -Oh, yeah. -Wow! 301 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,065 [ Cheers and applause ] 302 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,768 -Uh-huh. Public school rocks. 303 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,103 -Alright, well, now, friends, 304 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:48,340 we're gonna play a game called "Scenes from a Hat." 305 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,476 This is for all four performers. 306 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:53,112 Ryan and Colin are there. Wayne and Gary are here. 307 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,280 Now, before our show, 308 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,648 we asked our audience to write down scenes 309 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,216 that they'd like to see acted out by our performance. 310 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,684 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 311 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,785 I'll read them out. 312 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,287 We'll see what our guys can come up with. 313 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,255 Here we go. 314 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,925 Things you can say at a barbecue 315 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,228 that you can't say about your partner. 316 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,963 -Ooh, your wiener's small. 317 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,100 [ Laughter ] 318 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,301 [ Buzzer ] 319 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,602 -Oh, she's got one. 320 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,240 -Ooh, this meat kind of dry. 321 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,074 -Hey. 322 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,809 -And chewy. [ Buzzer ] 323 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,544 And tough. 324 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,912 And stuck in my teeth. 325 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,015 [ Buzzer ] 326 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,318 -Somebody needs to get rid of these flies. 327 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,421 [ Laughter ] 328 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,389 It's a barbecue, sir. 329 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,491 [ Buzzer ] 330 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,629 It -- It -- 331 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,865 It tastes like mayonnaise. 332 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,200 -Oh, no. Oh, no, no. 333 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,003 -Give us another one. Give us another one. 334 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,138 -Okay. 335 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,474 Bad times to mimic someone. 336 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,379 [ Laughter ] 337 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,954 -Just give me the -- -Just give me -- 338 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,689 -This guy's good. 339 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,424 [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] 340 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,966 Alright, Mrs. Johnson, push. 341 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,968 [ Mockingly ] Oh, I'm in pain. 342 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,637 Oh. 343 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,506 Ooh, I hate my husband. 344 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,909 [ Chuckles ] Okay, yeah, push, push, push, push, push. 345 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:30,976 [ Buzzer ] 346 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,946 [ Laughter ] 347 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,649 -Just mimic me. Just mimic me. 348 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,684 As the first black -- -The first black -- 349 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,786 [ Laughter ] 350 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,758 [ Applause ] 351 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,092 [ Buzzer ] 352 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,966 -Pickup lines in a coffee shop. 353 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,869 -I like my men like I like my coffee. 354 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,003 Weak and bitter. 355 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,839 [ Laughter ] 356 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:02,675 [ Applause ] 357 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:03,742 -Weak. 358 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,411 [ Buzzer ] 359 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:08,180 -Bad times to be drinking on the job. 360 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,449 [ Laughter ] 361 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,766 -Hmm. 362 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,870 [ Laughter ] 363 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,505 [ Buzzer ] 364 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,609 [ Applause ] 365 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,678 I'm sorry about all your suggestions. 366 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,114 -I felt like that was a little too close to home. 367 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,849 [ Laughter ] 368 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,352 -I'm -- I'm afraid your baby's bleached -- 369 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:50,155 uh, br-breech -- br-- 370 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,357 Blah! [ Buzzer ] 371 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,893 -Oh-ho! Yes. 372 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:57,563 [ Laughter and applause ] 373 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,932 -Do you know how fast you were going? 374 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:00,966 [ Buzzer ] 375 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,836 [ Laughter ] 376 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,739 -Just mock me. Just mock me. 377 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:07,940 As the first black president -- 378 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,942 -[ Slurring ] As the first black president -- 379 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,443 [ Laughter ] 380 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,679 [ Buzzer ] 381 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,981 [ Cheers and applause ] 382 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,650 -Alright, guys, don't move. 383 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,952 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" right after this. 384 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,053 Stay tuned. 385 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,759 [ Cheers and applause ] 386 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:30,029 -Everybody, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 387 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,198 And now we're gonna play a game called "Greatest Hits." 388 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,867 This is a game for all four of our performers 389 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,536 with the help of the fantastic Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 390 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,004 So, come on down. 391 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,439 Now, the way that this game works 392 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,442 is that Ryan and Colin are two television voice-over announcers 393 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,177 talking about the latest compilation album. 394 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,446 So, what I need is a suggestion from the audience here. 395 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,715 Give me an example of a medical job. 396 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,050 [ Shouting suggestions ] 397 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,818 Okay. 398 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,420 A lot -- Oh, yes. Ooh! 399 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,922 I heard podiatrist. -Ah! 400 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,324 -So... -Feet? Feet? 401 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,626 -...the name of your album is "Songs of the Podiatrist." 402 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,827 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 403 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,595 -Ow! Whoa. -Oh, what happened? 404 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,663 -I just stubbed my toe. 405 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,498 -Oh, no. What can you do for that? 406 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,334 -I'm gonna go to a pedestrian. 407 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,070 [ Laughter ] 408 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,471 Hey, Colin, that reminds me. 409 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,174 Our CD set today is all about the podiatrist. 410 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,509 There's 400 songs on three CDs. 411 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,612 -Yeah, I'm still shocked we're selling CDs. 412 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,548 [ Laughter ] 413 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:23,749 Have you been paid recently? 414 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,517 -I have not. -No. Me neither. 415 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,219 [ Laughter ] 416 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,922 -You know, Colin, German rap is one of my favorite songs 417 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,056 of all time. -Is it? 418 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,359 -Oh, my gosh, I love German rap. 419 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,127 And when I think about podiatrists, 420 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,563 I think about that German rap classic 421 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,164 "These Are Too Thick to Clip." 422 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,601 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 423 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,770 -[ German accent ] Ja! 424 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:45,971 Ja, ja. 425 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,540 -[ German accent ] Eins, zwei. -Ja. 426 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,743 -Eins, zwei, drei. 427 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,845 -♪ Hey, look at my foot ♪ 428 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,046 ♪ What is this? ♪ 429 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,548 ♪ Oh, I clip, it's so tough ♪ 430 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,851 ♪ And I try and I try ♪ 431 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,953 ♪ Oops, my eye, ah ♪ 432 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:04,556 -♪ My cuticle, do not give it a nick ♪ 433 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,026 ♪ Because my toenails are so big ♪ 434 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,828 ♪ So big, so fat, so round, so thick. ♪ 435 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,363 ♪ I try to get it, try to cut it ♪ 436 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,298 ♪ Try to get it, try to cut it ♪ -♪ He tries to cut it ♪ 437 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,767 ♪ But it's just too much ♪ 438 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,168 ♪ He tries to get it, try to cut it ♪ 439 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,103 ♪ Tries to get it, tries to get it, tries to cut it ♪ 440 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,505 ♪ But it's just too much ♪ 441 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,307 -♪ I don't know exactly what you've heard ♪ 442 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,676 ♪ Clipping it right down to Hamburg ♪ 443 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,012 ♪ All the way, my dogs are hurting ♪ 444 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,381 ♪ Can't get it out all the way to Berlin ♪ 445 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,550 -♪ You can run, but you can't flee ♪ 446 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,219 ♪ I use my thick toenails to ski ♪ 447 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,722 ♪ And when you see me coming harder ♪ 448 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,058 ♪ That is when I start to yodel ♪ 449 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,326 [ Both yodeling ] 450 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,862 [ Cheers and applause ] 451 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,264 -♪ Yodel-le-di ♪ 452 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,966 ♪ Yo, yo, because it's too tough to clip ♪ 453 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,967 -Cool. 454 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,135 [ Cheers and applause ] -Ja. 455 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,071 Ja. That is so good. -Ja. Ja. 456 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,572 -That is so good. -Ja. 457 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,207 -Ja. 458 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,408 -That was just lovely. 459 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,111 -Yeah, it's not often you get to hear yodeling 460 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,279 in the middle of a rap song. 461 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:04,616 -No. That was "Hogan's Heroes"-caliber accents. 462 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,719 [ Laughter ] 463 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,621 -While you're watching us -- -You kids Google that. 464 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:10,823 -Yeah. Yeah. 465 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,659 Make sure you have your computers nearby. 466 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,961 You know, I love that all through the ages, 467 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,196 the podiatri-- podi-- 468 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,264 -Oh, I knew that was gonna happen to one of us. 469 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,732 And I was praying it was you. -Yeah. 470 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,803 Well, I've been drinking heavily since noon. 471 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,805 [ Laughter ] 472 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,511 Um, podiatrists through the ages, 473 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,646 and one of the earliest podiatrist songs 474 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,648 was done in the style of ragtime. 475 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,417 -Oh, love ragtime. -Oh, remember ragtime? 476 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,885 -Oh, my God, I love ragtime. 477 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,988 -So, sit back and listen to this jaunty little tune 478 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,023 "Bunions, Corns, and Blisters." 479 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,392 [ Ragtime music plays ] 480 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,498 -♪ Oh, when I walk, when I walk ♪ 481 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,666 ♪ Screaming like a sister ♪ 482 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,969 ♪ Oh, blood in my shoes ♪ 483 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,238 ♪ Bunions, corns, and blisters ♪ 484 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,906 -♪ Every time I go ♪ 485 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,374 ♪ Every time I go down the street ♪ 486 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:03,542 -Uh-huh. 487 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,310 -♪ These bunions, corns, and blisters ♪ 488 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,379 ♪ That is messing up my feet ♪ 489 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,015 -♪ Oh, because sometimes I'm walking along ♪ 490 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,351 ♪ When I'm walking, I hit the corner ♪ 491 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,386 ♪ Scream bloody murder ♪ 492 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,221 ♪ Oh, that's what I'm gonna ♪ 493 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,724 ♪ Because these blisters, these blisters ♪ 494 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,126 ♪ These corns and bunions ♪ 495 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,463 ♪ And bunions, corn, and ♪ -♪ Corns and blisters ♪ 496 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,531 -♪ Blisters ♪ 497 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,533 -[ Scatting ] -[ Scatting ] 498 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,134 ♪ Big, round ♪ 499 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,269 ♪ Oh, ow ♪ 500 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,504 ♪ Ngh, oh, yeah, ow ♪ 501 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,072 ♪ Eh, eh, oh ♪ 502 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,508 ♪ Because bunions ♪ 503 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,343 ♪ Corns ♪ 504 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:41,013 ♪ And blisters ♪ -[ Scatting ] 505 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:45,184 ♪ Bunions, corns, and blisters ♪ -[ Scatting ] 506 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,618 [ Cheers and applause ] 507 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,886 Come on. -Yeah, now. 508 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,555 -Alright, guys, don't go anywhere. 509 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,990 I'll tell you who won our show right after this short break. 510 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,225 Stick around. 511 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,397 [ Cheers and applause ] 512 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,132 -Hey, everybody, welcome back to "Whose Line." 513 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,567 That is our show. 514 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,203 Tonight, all four of you lovely gentlemen are our winners. 515 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,673 So please read out the credits as if you're all repulsive guys 516 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,108 trying to talk to the camera at a party. 517 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,710 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 518 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,779 [ Applause ] 519 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,116 -Hey, how you doing? 520 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:23,155 ♪♪ 521 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,890 -Hey. 522 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,059 -Hey, you wanna smell some ketchup? 523 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,694 [ Laughter ] 524 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,968 -My mama gonna pick me up later. 525 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,936 But I'm gonna pick you up now. 526 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,174 -I live with my mom. 527 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,242 And my dad. 528 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,943 [ Cheers and applause ] 529 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,946 -- Captions by VITAC --