1 00:00:02,702 --> 00:00:03,770 -Good evening everybody 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:06,906 and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,308 On tonight's show, 4 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,311 my, my, Wayne Brady, 5 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,814 my way, Gary Anthony Williams, 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,183 my bad, Colin Mochrie, 7 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:21,488 and my hero, Ryan Stiles. 8 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:25,225 And I'm Aisha Tyler. Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:29,362 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:32,966 Oh, hello everyone. Welcome. 11 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,501 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 12 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,369 the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,371 and those stairs get longer every time 14 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,806 I run down them. 15 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,074 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight, 16 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:42,308 and we are going to start right now 17 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:43,910 with a game called "Questions." 18 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,246 This is for all four of our performers in two pairs. 19 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:49,215 Gary and Ryan are there. Colin and Wayne are here. 20 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:51,317 Come collect this box of stuff. 21 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,419 Now, the way this game works 22 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,753 is that they can only speak in questions. 23 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,388 I'll buzz when one of them makes a mistake. 24 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,724 The person behind them will step in to take their place. 25 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,225 However, each time they come in, 26 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,494 they have to assume a different character according to the wig 27 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,296 or hat that they've placed on 28 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,331 their big, lustrous, silky heads. 29 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:09,602 And here is the scene you'll be acting out. 30 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,205 I was talking about you. 31 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,840 So silky. It's so silky. 32 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:15,675 I love it. Ooh, Lord! 33 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:16,709 Oh, very smooth. 34 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,378 -Oh, hold on. Let me just slide -- 35 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,747 -Absolutely, absolutely. Oh, wow. 36 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,750 -Yeah, yeah. Okay, alright. I'm good. I'm good now. 37 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,619 [ Laughter ] 38 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,724 -See it was good luck for 14 years, 39 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,894 but then I just lost 5 touching his butt, so... 40 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,196 The scene you'll be acting out is, 41 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,799 "passions erupt in a swanky cocktail bar." 42 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,268 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 43 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,137 -What's going on? 44 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,605 -Care for a drink? 45 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:50,910 -Does the moon rise up when the sky is kind of wet? 46 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,947 -What the hell are you talking about? 47 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,549 -Ever tried this? -What is that? 48 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,119 -Does Cialis ring a bell? 49 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,720 -Do you have a problem keeping it up? 50 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,222 -Who doesn't? 51 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,990 [ Laughter ] 52 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:06,259 [ Buzzer ] 53 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,499 -Could we have three drinks over here, please? 54 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,303 What's new? -Are you from Palmdale? 55 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,972 -What do you mean? 56 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,807 -Well -- 57 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,976 You might get it when you see it later. 58 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,277 [ Buzzer ] 59 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:28,081 [ Laughter ] Oh, yeah. Damn. 60 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:32,152 -Is this a place where a grown man can get a tiny drink? 61 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:37,857 -What do you do for a living? -Perhaps I feel people up...? 62 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:42,162 [ Buzzer ] -[ Groans ] 63 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,597 -Want a handful of Grape Nuts? 64 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:49,669 -Are you sure they're not Fruit of the Looms? 65 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,771 -What the hell do you mean by that? 66 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,139 -Don't you know what I mean by that? 67 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:57,510 -Is something going on? -Do you feel the electricity? 68 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:58,845 -What happened to your hair? 69 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,047 -M-- 70 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,917 [ Buzzer ] 71 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,356 [ Buzzer ] 72 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,661 -Mm! 73 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,630 -Is that a hat on your head or is you happy to see me? 74 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,634 -What do you think? 75 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:25,038 Hey, have you ever had a Dirty Swirly? 76 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,974 -Do you mind if I text my mamma that question? 77 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:30,677 -Where's your phone? -Don't you have it? 78 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,212 -Is this it? 79 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:36,216 -Could you frisk me down and make sure that's not it? 80 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:41,354 -Are you a freak? -Ain't that obvious? 81 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,789 -What is this? 82 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,424 Are you packing? 83 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,259 Are you a police officer? 84 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:50,063 Is this a shakedown? -I am not packing. 85 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:51,798 [ Buzzer ] 86 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:55,235 [ Laughter ] 87 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,004 -Where did that goose go? He was down. 88 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,339 Oh, [bleep]. 89 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,107 [ Buzzer ] 90 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,379 [ Laughter ] 91 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:10,516 -This is just you on the first year of the show. 92 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,652 [ Buzzer ] 93 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:16,422 [ Applause ] 94 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:26,432 -Well, points to Colin for taking us down memory lane. 95 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,167 That was exciting. -Yeah. 96 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,869 -See young Colin make an appearance again. 97 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,371 -Ha-ha. Let's all laugh. 98 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,439 [ Laughter ] 99 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,241 -And now we're going to play a game called "Doo Wop." 100 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,909 This game is for Wayne, Gary and Colin, 101 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,311 with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 102 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,846 on the stage. 103 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:42,248 Now what I need from the audience is a woman's name. 104 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,584 Yell out a woman's name! You can do it. 105 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,686 [ Shouting suggestions ] 106 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,855 Alright. I got one. 107 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:49,789 We're going to sing about Melissa. 108 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:50,823 -Melissa. -Melissa. 109 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,058 -Oh, yeah, it's easy. 110 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,059 -You're going to sing a song like 111 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,727 a doo-wop group from the '50s, 112 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,664 but you're going to sing about Melissa, who died terribly 113 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,967 in an amusement park related accident. 114 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,535 -Alright, let's go. 115 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:04,537 [ Doo-wop music playing ] 116 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:07,140 -♪ Sha-doo, sha-doo, sha-doo ♪ 117 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:10,743 -♪ Wee-ooh-ooh ♪ 118 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:11,778 Fellas... 119 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,380 I'm feeling down. -Why? 120 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:18,751 -♪ Because I knew a girl, I just wanted to kiss her ♪ 121 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,821 ♪ We rode the ride together, tried to hold her down ♪ 122 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,556 ♪ But then I missed her ♪ 123 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:25,558 ♪ I wanted to have sex ♪ 124 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:29,128 ♪ My love would flow just like a fountain ♪ 125 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:34,033 ♪ Oh, it's the definition of Space Mountain ♪ 126 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,870 -♪ I also had a girl by the same name ♪ 127 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,205 -♪ Coincidence ♪ 128 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:44,010 -♪ Went to the theme park and oh, what a shame ♪ 129 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:48,214 ♪ Still, for her my love does linger ♪ 130 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:52,218 ♪ But she slipped through my popcorn buttery fingers ♪ 131 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:58,958 -[ Spoken ] Oh, Melissa, you were so great, 132 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:03,863 even though I had to pay $1,000 for the date. 133 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:08,234 It's really bad you died, oh, no, no, no. 134 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:13,072 I felt so sorry when you went to the Whack-a-Hoe. 135 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,141 -♪ Oh, Melissa, Melissa ♪ 136 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:18,344 ♪ In heaven, what are you doing? ♪ 137 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:22,882 ♪ Making love to you in a costume, that was your ruin ♪ 138 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:27,920 ♪ Yeah, because my heart could not get any bigger ♪ 139 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:32,492 ♪ She died when we made love and I was dressed as Tigger ♪ 140 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:37,830 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 141 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,767 [ Cheering ] 142 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,836 -I was expecting "A Small World After All." 143 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,905 -Whoa! 144 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:48,508 -I didn't know where we were going. 145 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:52,478 -I made you worried for a second. 146 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,247 -Alright guys, don't move. 147 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,381 There's more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 148 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,916 right after this, stay tuned. 149 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,190 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", everyone, 150 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,259 where we are going to play a game called "Dubbing." 151 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:10,062 This is a game for Wayne, Ryan and Colin. Come this way. 152 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,398 In this game, we're going to involve our star guest, 153 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,267 so please, give it up for the star of 154 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,235 "American Pie," "Buffy," and "How I Met Your Mother" 155 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,471 and your dreams, Alyson Hannigan! 156 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:22,675 [ Cheering ] 157 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,944 -Hey! -Hello, how are you? 158 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,646 -Alright. 159 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,948 So the way this game works is that Colin and Wayne 160 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:30,583 are going to act a scene out with Alyson, 161 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,552 but Alyson, you're not gonna use your own voice. 162 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,153 Your lines will be provided by Ryan. 163 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,655 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Just kind of move your lips 164 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:38,524 when he talks and just try to hold on to your sanity. 165 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,326 And the scene is that teenage sweethearts 166 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:43,129 Wayne and Alyson are rehearsing a song 167 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,864 for their high school musical, when suddenly, 168 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:49,101 school bully Colin arrives to demand the main part. 169 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,503 And then at some point, Laura and Linda 170 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:51,971 are going to play some amazing music. 171 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,439 And whenever you're ready, off you go. 172 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,907 -[ Ryan speaking ] Wayne, I don't think I'm gonna 173 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,142 get this number down. 174 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,010 I don't think I have what it takes. 175 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,011 -That's not true. 176 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,113 I--I think you're the best singer 177 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,583 and instrumentalist in the entire school. 178 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,185 -Oh, you seem a little insecure. 179 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,554 -I'm just nervous around you. I mean, you're so experienced. 180 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,623 I mean, that one time at band camp... 181 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:15,962 [ Laughter ] 182 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,030 -Thanks for letting me play your tuba. 183 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,870 You know, the musical instrument tuba. 184 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,938 -Um, I'd love to sing with you. -Oh, alright. 185 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,273 -Do you want to warm up first? 186 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:28,841 -No, I think I'll just take the lead and go first. 187 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,142 -Alright. Hit it. [ Clears throat ] 188 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,245 [ Music playing ] 189 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,547 -♪ Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ 190 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,182 ♪ Ha ha ha, I love you ♪ 191 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:37,917 ♪ I love you, love you ♪ 192 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:41,120 ♪ I love you more than the sand loves the beach ♪ 193 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:44,290 ♪ I said I love you, I said I love you ♪ 194 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,659 ♪ You're so close to within my reach ♪ 195 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,060 ♪ Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ♪ 196 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,297 -Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 197 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:54,233 -Pierre. -Yeah me, Pierre, the bully. 198 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,304 -Stand--Stand back, Alyson. I'll handle this. 199 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:02,008 [ Laughter ] 200 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,677 -I'll take care of him. Swivel Hips. 201 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:09,615 -I demand the lead part. You know I can do this part. 202 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,785 -I don't think you have what it takes. 203 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,353 -Oh, you still take that long to talk? 204 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,855 -Yes, yes, sometimes I do, 205 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,557 and other times, I talk quickly, okay? 206 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,026 -It's taken you long enough to graduate from high school. 207 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,394 [ Laughing weakly ] 208 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:23,095 -Burn, burn, burn! 209 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,764 -I have a learning disability! 210 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,299 Let's make fun of that, why don't you? 211 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,601 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Yeah, I'm sorry too! 212 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:29,802 -Hey, wait -- -Do you think I'm a bully 213 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:30,803 because I want to? 214 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:34,206 I have issues! -Wait, it's -- 215 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,709 -I need this part more than you do. 216 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,478 I've never had a part. -I'm sorry. 217 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,547 -Oh, now you're sorry? -Maybe we misjudged you. 218 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,116 Maybe we should give you a chance to audition. 219 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,284 -Here's the sheet music. 220 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,586 -I'm not auditioning, I'm doing it. 221 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,155 -Oh. Cool. Cool. 222 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,590 -I still... 223 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,657 [ Music playing ] 224 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,859 -I'll just play the tuba over here. 225 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,194 ♪♪ 226 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,663 -I'll sing with you. -Alright. 227 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,399 -♪ Love between me and you ♪ 228 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,834 ♪ I said, love ♪ -♪ Love, love ♪ 229 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,603 ♪ Between me and you ♪ -♪ That's what we do ♪ 230 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,171 -I said love ♪ -♪ Love, love ♪ 231 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:09,442 -♪ Lovely-lovey-lovey love ♪ -♪ Love, love ♪ 232 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,977 -Your turn. 233 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,679 -♪ The first time I saw you, I knew that we were lovers ♪ 234 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,049 ♪ We went together like a hand inside a big, big glover ♪ 235 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,086 ♪ You look at me, look deep into my eyes ♪ 236 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,955 ♪ And tell me that you don't feel a natural high ♪ 237 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,458 ♪ Because, woo, woo, woo ♪ 238 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:29,428 -Stop, stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop it! 239 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,064 Stop it! Don't do it anymore! Stop! 240 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:37,069 Stop! Just stop it now! You stop! 241 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,772 -You offended everyone. -Stop it! 242 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:43,376 Cease and desist! 243 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,677 Stop. 244 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:49,081 Stop it, just stop it. Stop, just stop. 245 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:53,319 -Your nether regions made a really weird noise. 246 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,754 -I'm 73. 247 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,288 [ Laughter ] 248 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,058 [ Buzzer ] 249 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:02,862 [ Cheering ] 250 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:05,831 -Alyson Hannigan, everybody! 251 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,367 [ Cheers and applause ] 252 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,537 ♪♪ 253 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,572 -♪ I said, I love, I love you ♪ 254 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,907 -She's a really good singer. -Yeah. 255 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,642 -Yes. 256 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,577 I also want to give Colin's points for 257 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,113 imbuing your bully with so much pathos and... 258 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,915 -Thank you. -And yes. 259 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,917 -This became an after-school special real quick. 260 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,252 -It really did. 261 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,454 Alright, well, now, friends, 262 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:32,825 we're going to play a game called "Scenes From a Hat." 263 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,226 -Woo! -For all of our performers. 264 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,596 -Ryan and Colin are there, Wayne and Gary are here. 265 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,798 Now, before our show, 266 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,132 we asked the audience to write down scenes 267 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,767 that they'd like to see acted out by our performers. 268 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,402 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 269 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,838 I'll read them out. We'll see what our guys can come up with. 270 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,909 Here we go. "Superheroes in old age." 271 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,011 Oh, well, this will be good for everybody here. 272 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,081 [ Laughter ] 273 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,482 I'm old, too. Relax. 274 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,852 "Superheroes in old age." 275 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,153 -You can try to run, 276 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,422 but I'll trip you up with a kidney stone. 277 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,659 [ Imitates squelch ] 278 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,260 -Ohh. 279 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,097 [ Buzzer ] 280 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,601 -Your friendly neighborhood Spider-man. 281 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:18,537 [ Imitates puff of dry air ] 282 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,474 -Just dust, just dust. 283 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,776 [ Laughter ] 284 00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:26,078 [ Buzzer ] 285 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,985 -I can still be faster than a speeding bullet 286 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:37,256 if I take a regularly, My [bleep] A-Floppin'. 287 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:43,395 [ Laughter ] 288 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,197 -Robin, I can't see anymore. 289 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,233 I've got Bataracts. 290 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,903 -Oh, yes. 291 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,941 -Whoosh! 292 00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,980 [ Laughter ] 293 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:09,321 -"When a big hug is not appropriate." 294 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,657 -Up against your car, sir. -Oh. 295 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,393 -You know why I pulled you over? -Yes, I do. 296 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,562 -Do you know why I pulled you over? 297 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:20,833 -The same reason you pulled me over last week. 298 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,143 -Shkunk, shkunk, shkunk. 299 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,880 [ Imitates electricity buzzing ] -No! 300 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,882 -You're gonna regret this. 301 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,319 [ Both imitate being electrocuted ] 302 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,822 [ Buzzer ] 303 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,397 -Push, Mrs. Johnson. Push, Mrs. Johnson! 304 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,332 Do you need encouragement? 305 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,000 Okay. Push! 306 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,305 [ Buzzer ] 307 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,776 -And that's how I met your mother. 308 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,412 [ Laughter ] -There we go. 309 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,650 -"Unusual parts of the body to sing a love song about." 310 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:18,324 -♪ I don't care about your g-spot ♪ 311 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,294 ♪ I can't find it anyway ♪ 312 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,030 ♪ I don't care ♪ -♪ We don't care ♪ 313 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,266 ♪ About your g-spot ♪ 314 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,335 [ Loud buzzer ] 315 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:33,072 -♪ Not ever, not today ♪ 316 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,673 -Alright, guys we're going to take a little break. 317 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,243 Don't go anywhere, there's more "Whose Line?" after this. 318 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:43,148 ♪♪ 319 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,650 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 320 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,953 where we are going to play a game called "Helping Hands." 321 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,255 -Yes! 322 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,891 -This game is for Ryan and Colin and also our star guest. 323 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,626 So please welcome back to the show, 324 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,561 the fantastic Alyson Hannigan! 325 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,864 [ Cheering ] 326 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,501 -Hi, Alyson. -Hi! 327 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,603 -Okay, so. -Oh, no. 328 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,205 -In this game, Ryan and Alyson 329 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,273 are going to act out a situation, 330 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,408 but Ryan can't use his own arms, alright? 331 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,644 Colin's going to provide those for him. 332 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,178 And the scene you'll be acting out 333 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:17,116 is that Ryan is running a German-themed food stall 334 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:20,920 when his ex-girlfriend Alyson arrives. 335 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,455 -Oh, my word. Alright. -It's gonna go great. 336 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,858 -Yeah, that's what my agent said. 337 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,762 [ Laughter ] 338 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,965 -Oh. Hello, Janice. What brings you by? 339 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,401 -Well, I wouldn't have come if I knew you were here. 340 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,002 -Well, you knew I had a booth here. 341 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,771 It's been advertised all over town. 342 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,941 Is that what you came for? 343 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:46,078 Because that's not yours anymore. 344 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,048 -I do miss your wienerschnitzel. 345 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,416 -I miss you too sometimes. 346 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,117 -No, no. -What? 347 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:55,654 -You just -- You just really -- 348 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,658 -Give it to me. 349 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,460 Let me show you how to work the sausage. 350 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,594 -Okay. 351 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,098 -You squeeze it so tight, then you just -- 352 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,866 We should have something to drink first. 353 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,301 -Okay. -I think we've had too much. 354 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,071 Let me have a little Cognac or whatever is in this bottle. 355 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,238 Take that top off. 356 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,774 It's a screw-top, so you know it's good stuff. 357 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,977 -Yeah, yeah. -Ah, little glasses down here. 358 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,845 Let me grab a little glass for you. 359 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,347 There's two there, yes. -Okay. 360 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,448 -Here's a little bit for you. 361 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,816 -Yeah, oh. -There you go. 362 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,351 -Thank you. -And a little bit for me. 363 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,653 Let's hope this is the real [bleep]. Alright. 364 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,722 -Cheers. -To us. 365 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,624 -To us. We're -- -We're what? - 366 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,493 -Well, I just -- I'm just torn. 367 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:38,097 Should we get back together? -Damn you! 368 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,933 Can't you have a simple toast with me? 369 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:44,536 -I'm sorry. Okay, okay. Let's toast, here. 370 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,439 Okay, yeah. 371 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,675 Did you try that? 372 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,577 -I -- I did not. -I think you want to try that. 373 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,780 -Mm. -Yeah. 374 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,116 There's more of that if you come back to me. 375 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,885 -Would you let me use the mustard this time? 376 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,654 -Is it the hot and spicy mustard? 377 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,690 -Oh you know it is. -I like it on my hands. 378 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,059 You know that. Just put it all over my hands. 379 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,361 -Just, yeah. -Oh, yeah! 380 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,130 -Oh! -Oh, oh. 381 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,133 -Come on. -That is fragrant. 382 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,601 -That is so good. 383 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,470 -Oh, mustard. Just spray it on me. 384 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,571 -Come on. -Spray it on me. 385 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,706 -Okay. 386 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,808 -God, I wish I could remember your name. 387 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:26,311 -You don't need to know my name. -Stop it. Stop it. 388 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:29,948 That's all I am to you, just condiments. 389 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,786 Condiments....Hello. -Hello, baby. 390 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,754 -Hello, my little friend. -Hello. 391 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:36,989 -Have you met my little friend? 392 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,092 -Do you remember that? 393 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,628 But wait, you've got to have some mustard. 394 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:47,599 Come on, baby. -Ha-ha! The cap was on. 395 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,001 [ Laughter ] 396 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,769 You don't get second chances on this one! 397 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,339 -Ohh! Alright. You got me there. 398 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,476 -You know, I like to think of you as my little cutlet. 399 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,911 -Oh. 400 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,880 -How about we toast by splitting this cutlet in half? 401 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,948 -Okay. -What? 402 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,450 -I like that. 403 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,486 And we need some more drink to go with the cutlet. 404 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,922 -How about this Veisenheisen. A beer. How about that? 405 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,091 -Yes, here you go. -I can get it myself. 406 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,725 -This is why we're not together anymore. 407 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:14,993 -I know, I know. 408 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,196 -I'm capable of doing things on my own, you know. 409 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:21,567 -I understand. Alright. So we're not cheersing? 410 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,235 -We are cheersing. -Oh, your finger is -- 411 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,939 -I like to shake it up a little bit. 412 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,341 Put some cake on here. Help me get this off with some cake. 413 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,210 Put some cake on it to loosen it up. 414 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,278 -There we go. -That's it, oh. 415 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,013 -That's better. 416 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:39,551 -You know, watching you work my finger out of that bottle... 417 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,221 -You miss me, don't you? -I do miss you. 418 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,922 -But I'm here now. 419 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,759 -That's true. -Offering you cake. 420 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,597 -You know how much I love cake and long makeup sessions. 421 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,665 -I do. 422 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,602 -No, I want you to feed me while I feed you. 423 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,403 -Okay. 424 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,938 [ Applause ] 425 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,673 I'll feed you. 426 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:06,512 -How did yours get so much bigger all of a sudden? 427 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,213 -I wish I could say that to you. 428 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,948 -Oh. 429 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,651 [ Laughter ] 430 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,920 -Mm. -Mm! 431 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,790 -Oh. -So good. 432 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,325 -So good. 433 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,793 -You know what I remember about you, 434 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,663 is how much you like mustard on your cake. 435 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,031 [ Audience groans ] 436 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:29,067 -God, you're such a bitch! You know what I like! 437 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,037 [ Buzzer ] 438 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:36,108 [ Laughter ] 439 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,476 -Give it up for Alyson Hannigan, everyone! 440 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,111 [ Cheering ] 441 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,547 [ Applause ] 442 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,352 -C'mon, guys. C'mon. Anybody? 443 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,754 -Alright, guys. 444 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,223 I'll tell you who won our show right after the break. 445 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,225 There's more "Whose Line?" right after this. 446 00:19:58,564 --> 00:19:59,731 -Hey, everyone. 447 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,099 Welcome to back "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 448 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,434 That is our show. 449 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,137 Tonight, all four of you lovely gentlemen won the night, 450 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,539 so I'd like you to join our very special guest 451 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,041 Alyson Hannigan and read out the credits 452 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,410 as if you're all high schoolers at band camp 453 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,778 rehearsing for a concert. 454 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,479 Thanks for watching everybody. Good night. 455 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,015 [ Cheering ] 456 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,784 -I play the triangle. -Oh, my God. 457 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,887 Dan Patterson does too. -Yeah? He taught me. 458 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,891 -Geraldine Dowd plays the oboe. 459 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,926 -Oh, really? Oh. 460 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,395 I've heard Ryan is terrible at the trombone. 461 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,464 -There's mustard in my tuba! -Oh. 462 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,699 -That can't be good. 463 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,269 Maybe you should have some Gary Hubb wash that out. 464 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,470 What do you play? 465 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,838 -Uh, I play...Regina. 466 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:44,309 -Oh! That must be interesting. I've never heard of one. 467 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,811 -It's great. I love her. -Oh! 468 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:51,783 ♪♪