1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,571 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome to 2 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,706 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:10,910 On tonight's show, shooting star, Wayne Brady, 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,380 black hole, Jeff Davis, 5 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,749 dwarf planet, Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:18,952 and space jump, Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:22,222 And I'm Aisha Tyler 8 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,691 Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,826 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,697 Hey, everybody. 11 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,333 Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 12 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,735 The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,470 I almost died. 14 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:38,505 [ Laughter ] 15 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:39,906 We've got a great show for you tonight, 16 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:41,074 so let's get started right now 17 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:43,810 with a game called "Hollywood Director." 18 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,045 Role for all four of our performers, 19 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,113 so come on down. 20 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,315 The way this game works is Jeff, Ryan, and Wayne 21 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:50,750 are going to act out a film scene. 22 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,085 Colin's going to be the director, who's going 23 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,787 to keep giving the actors different notes 24 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,688 on how to improve that scene. 25 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,023 The scene you're going to be acting out 26 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:01,061 is that Ryan and Jeff are two bickering little pigs 27 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:06,266 building their house when suddenly Big Bad Wolf Wayne, 28 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:07,734 who's apparently also a rapper. 29 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,402 I don't know. I said it that way. 30 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:10,503 -Done. 31 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,739 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:14,774 [ Imitating drill ] 33 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,310 -Oh, you're building with wood, huh? 34 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:18,578 -Yeah. I thought I might try wood this time. 35 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:19,646 -The straw didn't work out so good 36 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:21,314 for you last time, did it, Jake? 37 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,116 -Well, here, help me with this plank, will you? 38 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,151 [ Groans ] 39 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,520 [ Grunting ] 40 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:28,721 [ Imitating drill ] 41 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,057 -Nobody's getting in here. 42 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,725 [ Whirring ] 43 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,466 -What's up, little piggy bitches. 44 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,034 [ Laughter ] 45 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:44,838 -Little piggy bitches. -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 46 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,507 Oh. First of all, just crap. 47 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,475 -Okay. -I agree. 48 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,009 -So horrible. 49 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,278 Ted Cruz just booked a trip to Cancun. 50 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,813 -Oh. 51 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:58,017 -So do it like a sleazy reality show, 52 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:01,421 but still with those characters but better. 53 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,389 Action! 54 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,293 [ Imitating drill ] 55 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:11,598 -It's so hot. 56 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,133 When I saw him drilling that wood, I was like, 57 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,268 "Oh, hell no." 58 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:18,304 -[ Imitating drill ] 59 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:22,075 -Jerry. -Yes? 60 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,810 -That wall's up. Nothing's coming through here. 61 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:25,512 -Yeah? You mean you're done drilling for the night? 62 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,547 Done drilling and screwing and using nuts 63 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,149 and bolts and things. 64 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,651 [ Groans ] 65 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,320 -I would like to be your stud finder. 66 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,257 [ Whirring ] 67 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,325 -What's up, little piggy bitches. 68 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:41,895 It's such a stereotype. 69 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:44,964 They think they know me, but they really don't. 70 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,633 You know? 71 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,635 [ Cheers and applause ] 72 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,270 Bitches. 73 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,572 -All right, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 74 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,140 All right, that's totally on me. 75 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,775 [ Laughter ] 76 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,645 I'll tell you what, let's try to inject maybe, you know, 77 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,481 I know how incredible you all are at impressions, 78 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:05,351 so I'd like you to do it as like movie stars. 79 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,887 Maybe get some of that movie magic going on. 80 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,889 -Hey, give me one. -Someone from this century. 81 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,057 -Give me one. 82 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,559 [ Laughter ] 83 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:17,597 -I'll give you one. All right. I want you to do Paul Giamatti. 84 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,332 [ Laughter ] 85 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,136 Action! 86 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:28,575 -I noticed that you're building your house out of -- 87 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:29,442 I'm Jeff Goldblum. 88 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,945 Wood. 89 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,814 -Hey, we got to put up a wall. 90 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,450 [ Imitating drill ] 91 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,586 -I used the chaos theory, 92 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,222 and I've decided the best way to defeat a big, bad wolf 93 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,024 is to build a house entirely out of -- 94 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,860 -Don't tell me how to build a house. 95 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,629 [ Laughter ] 96 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,767 -[ Vocalizing ] 97 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,270 -Oh, dear. 98 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,738 -Okay, so here I am. 99 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:01,541 I walk up to the house, y'all talking about, here we go. 100 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,343 So I'm just thinking like, Kevin, 101 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,011 do I get in the car, or do I stay? 102 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,580 I really don't even understand. So what am I going to do? 103 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,116 I'm the big bad wolf. What's up, bitches? 104 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:11,651 It's the Rock. -Cut, cut, cut, cut. 105 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,354 -You're a big star. A very big star. 106 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,589 -Very good. 107 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,292 -That was the worst Kevin Hart impersonation in the world. 108 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,794 -Totally had me. I thought it was Emmanuel Lewis at first. 109 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,496 [ Laughter ] 110 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,098 -Remember what I mentioned this century? 111 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,633 -Yeah. -Okay. 112 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,067 Do you know who Paul Giamatti is? 113 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,102 -Yes! 114 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:30,870 -Name one movie. 115 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,205 -The one with the girl in the pool. 116 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:34,974 -There you go. All right. 117 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:39,012 Maybe a bit of an energy, of a musical. 118 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:42,415 A bit of, you know, a little Fosse. 119 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,850 A little "Cabaret." 120 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,586 -Is that what you're doing? -Yeah. 121 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,154 No, that was my Paul Giamatti. 122 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,188 Yeah. 123 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,523 Action! 124 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:52,659 [ Music plays ] 125 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,728 -♪ I've screwed and screwed for days ♪ 126 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:03,303 ♪ My wall, my wall is coming so fine ♪ 127 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:08,374 ♪ My wall is strong, as strong as steel ♪ 128 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,110 ♪ You're my brother, my piggy brother ♪ 129 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,648 ♪ Well, there's a bad, bad wolf who lives in this town ♪ 130 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,583 ♪ He'll huff, he'll puff ♪ 131 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:20,119 -♪ He'll blow your house down ♪ 132 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,823 -♪ Tonight, there's something you should know ♪ 133 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,959 ♪ Me and you, and I'm going to blow ♪ 134 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,630 ♪ Damen und herren ♪ 135 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:34,334 ♪ All over the fairyland ♪ 136 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,536 ♪ Yeah ♪ 137 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:40,239 ♪ I'm the big bad wolf ♪ 138 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,843 ♪ Yeah, yeah, I've come to blow your house down ♪ 139 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,878 -♪ Your teeth, your teeth ♪ 140 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,714 ♪ They're so damn long ♪ 141 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,148 ♪ Blow your house down ♪ 142 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,951 ♪ Sing us your little wolfy song ♪ 143 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,120 -♪ I have come, you'll see ♪ 144 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,222 ♪ You are acting like a dog ♪ 145 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,890 ♪ I am such a wolf ♪ 146 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,893 ♪ And I come to eat the poor ♪ 147 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:06,599 -♪ Oh, he came to eat the poor ♪ 148 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:09,402 [ Cheers and applause ] 149 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,738 -Cut! -[ Buzzer ] 150 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,842 -Thank you. Great work. Great work. 151 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,712 -Coming to Broadway. 152 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:20,980 -Wow. 153 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,615 -Paul Giamatti. -Paul Giamatti. 154 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,117 -I thought it was right on. -Paul Giamatti. 155 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,651 -I thought it was pretty damn close. 156 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,121 -You were doing the old guy from "Back to the Future." 157 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,589 [ Laughter ] 158 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,090 -Ha! 159 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,095 -Now we're going to play a game called 160 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,064 "Scenes From a Hat"! 161 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:41,167 [ Cheers and applause ] 162 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,568 Ryan and Colin, you're there. 163 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,904 Wayne and Jeff, you are here. 164 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,775 Before our show, we asked our audience to write down scenes 165 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:49,942 they would like to see acted out 166 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,044 by our sensational gentleman performers. 167 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,180 I've got those suggestions in this hat. 168 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,515 I'm going to read them out. 169 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,083 We're going to see what you guys can come up with. 170 00:06:57,116 --> 00:07:02,288 Here we go. "The world's least sexy phone sex lines." 171 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,661 -Hey. 172 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,164 [ Chuckles ] 173 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,566 You like that? 174 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,868 [ Buzzer ] 175 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,439 -Hiya. 176 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,140 Is this the Paul Giamatti hotline? 177 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,042 [ Laughter ] 178 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,011 -You got the right place. 179 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,747 [ Buzzer ] 180 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,919 -Street performers you'd never give money to. 181 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,193 -I will now read your past lives. 182 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:41,961 -Okay. 183 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,664 -You were a king in a past life. 184 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:48,568 -You -- Giamatti. 185 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,136 [ Laughter ] 186 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,139 -Where are you from? 187 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:55,875 -Brooklyn. 188 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,743 [ Buzzer ] 189 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,348 -Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Jeff Coe 190 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:04,116 is going to do one final trick. 191 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,585 Sir, may may bring you out of the audience. 192 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:06,986 We've never met, have we, sir? 193 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:07,987 -No, sir. -Never met. 194 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,288 I've never seen this man in my life. 195 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,590 Sir, for this trick, I need one of your shoes. 196 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:11,924 May I have one of your shoes? -Oh, sure. Okay. 197 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,226 I'll take this one off right there. 198 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,627 -Thank you. -What? 199 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,395 [ Laughter ] 200 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,531 That was good! 201 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,766 [ Buzzer ] 202 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,811 -Okay -- Oh, don't have a ball. 203 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,813 Okay. Wait a minute. 204 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,381 No! 205 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,416 Aaaah! 206 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,018 Kidney stone. 207 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,419 [ Laughter ] 208 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,221 [ Applause ] 209 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,856 [ Buzzer ] 210 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,660 -That could have been so many things. 211 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,061 -It could have been. -Kidney stone. 212 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,630 -Because you guys didn't see his face, though. 213 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,031 He's so committed. 214 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:54,367 He was actually doing the face in the back. 215 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,136 -That's what I'm giving you with my back turned to you. 216 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,238 [ Cheers and applause ] 217 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:06,812 -Unlikely first lines of Christmas songs. 218 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:11,250 -♪ Let's get some Chinese food ♪ 219 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,522 [ Buzzer ] 220 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,392 -♪ Getting in the sleigh to go to Giamatti's house ♪ 221 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,594 ♪ Getting in the sleigh to go to Giamatti's house ♪ 222 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,462 [ Buzzer ] 223 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,037 [ Imitating kazoo ] 224 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,874 -♪ Hark, hark, how the colonizers have spread their ♪ 225 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,210 ♪ Hark how the colonizers have gone ♪ 226 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,913 ♪ And now you and you shall celebrate their customs ♪ 227 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:44,917 [ Overlapping singing ] 228 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,353 [ Vocalizing ] 229 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,256 Merry Christmas, enforced by the people that rule you. 230 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,191 [ Buzzer ] 231 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,660 [ Cheers and applause ] 232 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,562 -Don't go anywhere, guys. 233 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,364 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 234 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,066 right after this! 235 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,906 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 236 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,841 We're going to keep things moving now with a game called 237 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:10,109 "Sound Effects." 238 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:13,579 This is for Ryan and Colin. So come on down. 239 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:18,050 We're gonna volunteers from our audience, and I'm so excited. 240 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,585 Let's see who they're going to be. 241 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,688 Who would like to do this game? Who would like to do this game? 242 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,190 Well, how about you? What's your name? 243 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,792 -Nancy. -Nancy. Oh, oh, my God. 244 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,160 So much enthusiasm. What's your name? 245 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,631 -I'm Jasmine. -Nancy and Jasmine, follow me. 246 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,633 [ Cheers and applause ] 247 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,336 Nancy and Jasmine. 248 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:41,073 Come around this way and grab your microphones. 249 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,609 Here you go. And that's for you. 250 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,944 All right, now, the way this works 251 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,179 is that Ryan and Colin are gonna perform a scene, 252 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,683 and Nancy is going to make the sounds for Ryan, 253 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,718 and Jasmine is going to make the sounds for Colin, okay? 254 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,920 And the scene is that your parents taking your family 255 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,290 on a camping trip where things keep going terribly wrong. 256 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,959 Take it away. 257 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,996 -You shouldn't do that with the kids here. 258 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,998 -Jerry, don't tell me. 259 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,736 You're right. 260 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,005 Let me tell you how excited about this trip I am. 261 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,508 I did my hair. It's still wet. Let me dry it off a little. 262 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,842 -No! 263 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,444 [ Laughter ] 264 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:19,612 -It's okay. 265 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,147 -Yeah. You really scared that owl. 266 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,348 -Yeah. -Hoo! 267 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,683 -Aren't you excited, as well, Jerry? 268 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:24,984 -I'm excited. 269 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,619 I'm worried because the kids were supposed to be here. 270 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,087 Why aren't they here? -I sent the kids next door. 271 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,321 -[ Howling ] -I'll call them out the window. 272 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,991 -Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 273 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,359 -I hear them next door. 274 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,560 -Yeah. -I'll ring the siren 275 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,461 and get them over here. 276 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,096 -Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! 277 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,798 -And we'll wash some clothes at the same time. 278 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,466 -All right. You know what? 279 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,901 -I'm just going to call Billy. -Okay. 280 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,837 -[ Imitating dialing ] 281 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,872 -Oh, yeah. It's on the new squirrel network. 282 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,674 -Oh, it is. 283 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,444 -Uh, hello? -Hi, Billy. How are you? 284 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,612 -Yeah. -[ Indistinct talking ] 285 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,181 I tell you, it's time for you to get out of 286 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:59,318 Charlie Brown's class. -[ Indistinct talking ] 287 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,720 -Well, they're going camping, so then you'll 288 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,722 come over here when you can. -[ Grunts ] 289 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,524 -Oh. Testy at the end. 290 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,627 -I think we should tell him he's adopted. 291 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,931 You know what? Maybe we shouldn't go to a campground. 292 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,567 Why don't we just camp out back in the backyard here? 293 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,935 -What are you saying? You don't love me anymore? 294 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,603 -Yeah. 295 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,904 -Jerry, we don't camp in the backyard. 296 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,773 We're camping people. We go to the forest. 297 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:23,976 Do you remember the song I used to sing to you about the forest? 298 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,845 -Now. Do it now. 299 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,980 -[ Vocalizing ] 300 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,585 [ Vocalizing ] 301 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,958 -I'm a little shy. I'm a little shy. 302 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,693 And my voice sucks, by the way. 303 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,661 -I know. You don't have to tell me. 304 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,396 But I think it's best if we just stay out here. 305 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,899 The kids obviously no longer want to camp. 306 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,035 And we still have the lovely echo out back. 307 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,939 -[ Vocalizing ] 308 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,909 -You know how most people test an echo with "Hello." 309 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,711 -Yeah. That's not good. 310 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,746 -Yeah. -Oh, that's the phone. 311 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,881 -[ Imitating ringing ] 312 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,716 -Answer it. See who it is. 313 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,017 -[ Muffled ] Hello. -Hi. 314 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,052 -Hey, what's up? -Well, you -- 315 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,554 -You called me. 316 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,589 -Well, I missed you. 317 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,657 -Oh, I didn't realize I was you. 318 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:12,558 -Oh. 319 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,360 [ Buzzer ] 320 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,200 -Everybody give it up for Nancy and Jasmine. 321 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,236 -[ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you, ladies. Thank you. 322 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,179 I have to say that I think that 323 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,914 this is the first time where the people 324 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,816 from the audience kind of out crazied the crazies. 325 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,584 -Yeah. 326 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,519 -Well played. 327 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,755 All right, we're going to move on now to a game called 328 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,424 "Doo Wop." 329 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,426 -This is for Jeff, Ryan, and Colin. 330 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:51,130 With the help of the sensational Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 331 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,431 Hey, hey! 332 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,866 So come on down. 333 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,636 Now, what I need from the audience is a woman's name. 334 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,105 [ Shouting suggestions ] 335 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,775 -Kelly. Kelly. I'm getting old enough 336 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,743 that I have to stare at people's mouths when they talk. 337 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,811 Kelly. -Kelly? 338 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,179 -All right, so the name is Kelly. 339 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,714 Now, the way this works is that you three are going to 340 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,916 sing like a doo wop group from the '50s, 341 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,818 but you are going to sing about Kelly, 342 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,689 who died tragically in a... 343 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,991 Olympics accident. 344 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,659 -Winter or summer? 345 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,629 [ Laughter ] 346 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,030 -I'm going to leave it up to you, sir. 347 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,399 -Oh, okay. -Yes. Enjoy. 348 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,269 ♪♪ 349 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,638 -[ Vocalizing ] 350 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,780 ♪ Oh, Kelly, I miss you ♪ 351 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,149 ♪ Your love, your body, your face ♪ 352 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:49,221 ♪ I lost you when you came ahead in that Olympic race ♪ 353 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,657 ♪ I thought I was behind you ♪ 354 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,159 ♪ But now, sadly, you're gone ♪ 355 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:58,063 ♪ When you reach too hard for my baton ♪ 356 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,431 [ Laughter ] 357 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,634 ♪ Oh, Kelly, oh, Kelly ♪ 358 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,169 ♪ I'm sorry that you died ♪ 359 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:09,008 ♪ I never had a chance to see you because you always hide ♪ 360 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:13,479 ♪ And now you went down the course and show your dad ♪ 361 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:19,752 ♪ I guess you didn't know there was not a brake on a bobsled ♪ 362 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,154 ♪ Oh, Kelly ♪ 363 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,657 ♪ I loved you of course ♪ 364 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:28,093 ♪ We made love on the pommel horse ♪ 365 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,461 [ Laughter ] 366 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:33,899 ♪ So many orgasms, I lost count ♪ 367 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:38,437 ♪ Too bad you died when you screwed the dismount ♪ 368 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,372 [ Laughter ] 369 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:44,209 ♪ Oh, Kelly, Kelly, you died, it's not your fault ♪ 370 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:48,747 ♪ Oh, I still loved you when you did the pole vault ♪ 371 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,016 ♪ Oh, I'll always ♪ 372 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,352 ♪ I'll always lose control ♪ 373 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:58,958 ♪ When I remember how you'd bend my pole ♪ 374 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,830 [ Cheers and applause ] 375 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,034 -Stick around! 376 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,538 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. Stay tuned. 377 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,378 Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 378 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,846 everyone. 379 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,582 And now we're going to play a game called "Living Scenery." 380 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,184 This is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne. 381 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,652 So come on down. 382 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,153 Now, you're going to act out a scene for us, 383 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,621 and during the scene, you're going to need to use 384 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,523 a number of props. and the props are going 385 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,892 to be Colin and me. 386 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,694 So I'm going to go over there, and, Jeff, you're going to 387 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,262 come down here, and you're going to read the scene 388 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,897 for everybody, and I'm going to be a prop. 389 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,233 -Uh-oh. -Yeah. 390 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:44,336 Do not touch my testicles, please. 391 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,838 [ Laughter ] 392 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:49,675 -She's talking to you there behind the desk. 393 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,876 -They're new. 394 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,044 -Okay, Jeff. 395 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,545 -All right, so this scene is a billionaire, Wayne, 396 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,914 Wayne and his new bride, Ryan, 397 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,816 are honeymooning around the world, 398 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,887 using as many different modes of transport as possible. 399 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,122 Off you go. 400 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,491 -Thank you for bringing me. -Of course, lovey. 401 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,292 Please sit on the settee. 402 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,061 -Oh, thank you. That's a small chair, isn't it? 403 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,829 -Yes, it is. -I think I will. 404 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,333 -Mm-hmm. Oh, it's a couch. 405 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,536 -Yes. -I love leather. 406 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,239 -It's smaller. Normally the backsides on these are bigger, 407 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,673 but I opted for the smaller version. 408 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,075 -Yeah. 409 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,445 It's a lot roomier than I thought it was going to be. 410 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,913 -It's deceptively roomy. 411 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,448 -Oh. 412 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,750 -Would you like to take my boat? 413 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,653 -I would like to take your boat, please. 414 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,488 Here's the gangplank. Walk up on it. 415 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,090 -Should I put on a life jacket first? 416 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,259 -Yes, that one right there. Grab that one. 417 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,027 -Let me get this one here. Oh. 418 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,328 -Would you like to put it on from the back? 419 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,231 -Oh, no, it's tight this way. 420 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,566 -I'll put on mine, as well. 421 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,867 -All right. 422 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,602 Start that boat up. Let's go. 423 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,571 -All right, let me turn on the engine. 424 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,109 -[ Imitating boat motor ] 425 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,211 -Oh, look at the bow of the boat. Dolphins. 426 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,047 -Look. Oh, they're frolicking. -Oh. 427 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,849 -Oh, Shamu. 428 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:08,320 -Oh, darling -- -That one's walking on its tail. 429 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,456 -It's evolved. 430 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,225 Oh, this isn't getting us there fast enough. 431 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,894 How about we take an excursion on my private plane? 432 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,063 -I would love that. I didn't know you had a private plane. 433 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,998 -Oh, there's so much I'd like to show you. 434 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,967 -Show me. 435 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,404 -What's the thing on the side of it? 436 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,307 Oh, it's the door. 437 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,942 -Yes. -Oh. 438 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,010 -Please. Entrez-vous. 439 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,312 -Oh, it's a beautiful plane. 440 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:34,847 -This is what tech money looks like. 441 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,082 -Oh. Am I driving it? 442 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,650 -You are. 443 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,052 -Here are the controls in front of me. 444 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:44,323 Oh, and I've got my own secondary controls, as well. 445 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,625 -Here we go. Rotate. 446 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,530 -Oh, oh! 447 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,632 -My seat isn't as strong as I thought it was. 448 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,134 [ Laughter ] 449 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,236 Oh, no. A bird is flying into the wing. 450 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,137 -Oh, no. Look out. 451 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,172 -[ Screeching ] 452 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,442 -Oh, geez -And came through the cabin. 453 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,110 -It flew directly through the plate. 454 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,979 -Oh! Oh! 455 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,781 -No, darling, quickly, grab your parachute. 456 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,016 -Oh. 457 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,684 I've got it. I've got it. 458 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,725 -I'll be right after you. 459 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,059 -My parachute's flying. 460 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:26,031 -This isn't how a parachute works. But I don't mind. 461 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,600 -Jerry, Jerry, wake up. Wake up. 462 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,002 Are you all right? 463 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,270 -Yeah, I dreamt I was rich, 464 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,139 and I was showing you all kinds of stuff. 465 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,275 -You better get in the shower. You're awful sweaty. 466 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,811 -Okay, I'm gonna get in the shower real quick. 467 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,813 -Can I get in there with you? -I'm not going to turn it on. 468 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,216 -Yeah. -Turn it on, Jerry. 469 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,884 [ Buzzer ] -Turn in on. 470 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,187 -No! No. 471 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,289 [ Cheers and applause ] 472 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,959 -We will see you right after the break. 473 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,833 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 474 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,335 That is our show. 475 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,270 Tonight, Wayne Brady and Jeff Davis 476 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,140 are our lovely winners, so please join Colin and Ryan 477 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,242 and read out the credits as if you are all bitchy 478 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,978 make up artists giving the camera a makeover. 479 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,880 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 480 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,782 -All right, fine. 481 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:20,819 Let's see, we're going to make you a little more Leveson, 482 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,388 a little less Patterson, right? 483 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,057 -Oh, girl, you did not wear that lens. 484 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,260 That lens is too small for you, girl. 485 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,561 I mean it. 486 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,732 -You screwed up my hair. 487 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,571 -Now take a look at this. This guy needs makeup. 488 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,140 Come here. What are you doing? 489 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,876 He needs it the most. -I'm 23! 490 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,114 -- Captions by VITAC --