1 00:00:02,235 --> 00:00:04,804 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome to 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,173 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:11,978 On tonight's show, OMG, it's Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,514 LOL, it's Jonathan Mangum. 5 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,117 LMAO, it's Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:21,788 And G-O-A-T, it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,289 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,525 Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,694 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,531 Welcome, everybody. 11 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:32,766 Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", 12 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:34,334 the show where everything is made up 13 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,136 and the points do not matter. 14 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,071 We've got a fantastic show for you tonight, 15 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,272 and we're going to start right now 16 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,940 with a game called "Questions." 17 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,343 This is for all four of our performers, in two pairs. 18 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,079 Jonathan and Ryan are there. Colin and Wayne are here. 19 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,515 Come down, collect your box of stuff. 20 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:49,616 The way this game works is that 21 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,317 Wayne and Jonathan will begin a scene, 22 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,819 but they can only speak in questions. 23 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,721 And I'll buzz when one of them makes a mistake. 24 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,423 But then the person behind them will step in 25 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,857 to take their place. 26 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,893 However, each time they come in, they have to assume 27 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:02,495 a different character, according to the wig or hat 28 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,832 they are wearing on their round and shining heads. 29 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:08,201 And the scene that you'll -- 30 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:11,371 [ Laughter ] 31 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,540 And the scene, gentlemen, you'll be acting out 32 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:18,244 is called "Passions Erupt At a Busy Airport Terminal." 33 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:21,081 Whenever you're ready, take it away, Wayne and Jonathan. 34 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,619 Can you tell from my head that this matches the suggestion? 35 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:31,658 -Oh. You -- are you the pilot, you? 36 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:36,029 -[ Buzzer ] -What the hell was that? 37 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,198 -Are you the pilot? 38 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:41,501 -Would you like to join the Mile High Club? 39 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,070 -How high is that? 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,507 -Would you believe six inches? 41 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,543 -What exactly are you suggesting? 42 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,380 [ Buzzer ] 43 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:58,351 -Could I offer you some nuts? 44 00:01:58,384 --> 00:01:59,285 -Are they free? 45 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,620 -Aren't you the captain? 46 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,088 -Do I look like the captain? 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,323 -Are you high as a kite? 48 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,724 -What's with the questions? 49 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,459 -Should I put something on? 50 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,595 -Like what? -Do you like negligees? 51 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,696 -Do you have one? 52 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,064 -Is black your color? 53 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:14,901 -What's it made out of? -Is aluminum too wild? 54 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,203 It's an al-- oh [bleep] 55 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,239 [ Laughter ] 56 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:28,648 -Will my plastic surgery get messed up in the sky? 57 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:30,850 -What? 58 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,986 -Are you pretending to not love me? 59 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,888 -How can I love you? 60 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,923 -Where would you love me? 61 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,726 [ Buzzer ] 62 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,633 -Are you ready for the vacation? 63 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:50,036 -Do I look like I'm ready to taste your hair? 64 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:53,706 -Do you like cotton candy? 65 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,441 -Too much. 66 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,242 [ Buzzer ] 67 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,545 Oh! 68 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,118 -You have a reservation for Mochrie? 69 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,955 [ Laughter ] 70 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,893 -Are you single? 71 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,362 -I'm Canadian. 72 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,498 [ Buzzer ] 73 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,702 -What's your final destination? 74 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:25,905 -Would you believe I'm having a problem breathing? 75 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,740 -Could it be the mask? 76 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,180 -Can you help me? 77 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:37,850 [ Buzzer ] 78 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:42,622 -Why do you destroy things every time you were on the show? 79 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,190 [ Laughter ] 80 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,226 [ Buzzer ] 81 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,164 [ Cheers and applause ] 82 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,401 -I tried to make a little -- 83 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,837 I was just trying to make the mouth hole a little bigger 84 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,206 because I really couldn't breathe. 85 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,176 -It was like a very tiny feeble hulk. 86 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,412 -Yes! -Ah! 87 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:07,814 I don't know who to give points to there. 88 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:11,184 There was just there was so much art imitating life. 89 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,652 [ Laughter ] 90 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,487 All right. And now we're going to play a game called "Duet." 91 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,922 This game is for Wayne and Jonathan, 92 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,758 accompanied by the fantastic Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 93 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,226 And joining us is our celebrity guest. 94 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,462 Please welcome model, dancer, and hostess from 95 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,998 "Let's Make a Deal," Tiffany Coyne! 96 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:27,600 [ Cheers and applause ] 97 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:31,838 -Tiffany. -All right. 98 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:34,140 Wayne and Jonathan, you are going to be singing 99 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:35,842 a song with Tiffany, and you'll be singing 100 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,744 in the style of '80s rock. 101 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,712 I know you're ready. Take it away. 102 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,281 -All right. So we're going to do the song. 103 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,749 And this is the music video, 104 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,218 so you'll act out the lyrics of the song that we sing. 105 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,319 -Okay. -So you are the human 106 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:47,353 music video. 107 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,055 -Okay. I'm ready. -All right. 108 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:52,392 -So we need something that is undeniably unsexy 109 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:53,793 to make sexy in this song. 110 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,229 -You got to raise your hand. Got to raise your hand. 111 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:57,864 You right there. -Bowling. 112 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,966 -Bowling. Let's go. Hit it, ladies. 113 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:03,770 ♪♪ 114 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,139 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 115 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:09,676 ♪ Oh, I'm walking to the bowling alley ♪ 116 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,178 ♪ She was standing right next to my lane ♪ 117 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:13,346 -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 118 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,381 -♪ She was ready for a good time tonight ♪ 119 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,284 ♪ She was looking so good, I can't explain ♪ 120 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,887 ♪ She walked up, and she grabbed the ball ♪ 121 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,790 ♪ And she looked me dead in my eye ♪ 122 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:27,393 ♪ She said, Where do we begin to knock down these pins? ♪ 123 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,796 ♪ You want to give it a try? ♪ 124 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,432 -♪ She the girl that I like ♪ 125 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,435 ♪ Look at her throw that strike ♪ 126 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:38,171 ♪ She's a girl that I like ♪ 127 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,440 ♪ Look at her making speed ♪ 128 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:44,110 ♪ It was so weird the way she would bowl ♪ 129 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:46,212 ♪ She would assume these animal poses ♪ 130 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:49,916 ♪ It was crazy the way that she did it ♪ 131 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,352 ♪ The way you're not supposed to ♪ 132 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,254 ♪ I said, "Yo, girl," I said, "What is up?" ♪ 133 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,057 ♪ How do you bowl while doing 30 push ups? ♪ 134 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:01,127 -♪ How do you bowl while doing 30 pushups? ♪ 135 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,197 ♪ How do you bowl while doing 30 push ups? ♪ 136 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,933 ♪ Oh, she did it one handed ♪ 137 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:09,502 ♪ But then that's not the best part ♪ 138 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:13,740 ♪ She did a split, and then she got up again ♪ 139 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,943 Oh, no. 140 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,644 ♪ I could never do that ♪ 141 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,813 ♪ That's what I would say ♪ 142 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,048 -♪ She can bowl ♪ 143 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,516 ♪ She was bowling ♪ 144 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,785 ♪ She was bowling because of that split ♪ 145 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,687 ♪ Her butt was holing ♪ 146 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,822 ♪ That's what actually happened, you see ♪ 147 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,257 -♪ What's that? ♪ 148 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,726 -♪ While we was bowling, a guy came in with a mask ♪ 149 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,095 ♪ She foiled a robbery ♪ 150 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,897 ♪ He came in with a mask ♪ 151 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,466 ♪ You with a gun, you know, all of a sudden ♪ 152 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,403 ♪ She did bowling judo with and hit him with the ball ♪ 153 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:47,373 ♪ She hit him two times, and then he went down ♪ 154 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,343 ♪ She kicked him where his ball was shining ♪ 155 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:54,046 -♪ He did a flip in the air and he landed without whining ♪ 156 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,385 -♪ I'm not whining ♪ 157 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:03,523 -♪ She was bowling ♪ 158 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,293 [ Buzzer ] 159 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:11,831 [ Cheers and applause ] 160 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:13,366 -Guys! 161 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:17,770 Tiffany Coyne, everybody! Tiffany Coyne! 162 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,307 Come on, everybody. Give it up. That was awesome. 163 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,443 -I hope she didn't hurt herself. 164 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,211 [ Cheers and applause ] 165 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:26,646 Alright, guys, don't move. 166 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:29,749 There's more "Whose Line" right after these messages. 167 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,050 Stay where you are. 168 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,891 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 169 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,960 And now we play a game called "Props." 170 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:44,464 This is for all four of our performance in two pairs. 171 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:48,267 Alright. Colin and Wayne, these are your props. 172 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,204 And, Ryan and Jonathan, get back! 173 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,372 -Oh, my God. What? -All right. 174 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,341 So the way that this game works 175 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:56,943 is that each team has got a different set of props. 176 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,711 They've got to use them in as many interesting ways 177 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,046 as they possibly can. 178 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,148 So, Ryan and Jonathan, whenever you're ready, 179 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,115 take it away. 180 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,218 -It's my last quarter. 181 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,719 -Ding ding ding. 182 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:09,155 -Oh, oh, oh, ah! 183 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,325 [ Buzzer ] 184 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:15,061 -So if you see here, you can see the baby kicking. 185 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:18,764 [ Laughter ] 186 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,000 -Oh. It's a boy. 187 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,169 [ Laughter ] 188 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,771 -Where's that ski lift? 189 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:28,608 [ Laughter ] 190 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,944 [ Buzzer ] 191 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,581 -Play with me, Bartholomew. 192 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,920 Our weight seems to be unevenly distributed. 193 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,054 -Yes. 194 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,856 [ Laughter ] 195 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,493 -We should probably settle down here for the night. 196 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,061 -Alright. 197 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,463 [ Neighing ] 198 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:55,268 -And the silver medal goes to... 199 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:56,903 the Canadians. 200 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,938 [ Laughter ] 201 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,707 [ Buzzer ] 202 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,509 Oh, this should have been the horses. 203 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,378 What the hell were we doing? 204 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,513 [ Laughter ] 205 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,918 We were riding the horses' penises. 206 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,654 -Oh, no! 207 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,257 -I say, it's lovely going down the Mississippi 208 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,893 in my steamboats. 209 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:24,764 -Oh, that surely is a timely reference, Mr. Twain. 210 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,401 All of the kids are enjoying a good steamboat reference 211 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,269 on the CW. 212 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,339 -[ Buzzer ] -The boats are my demise. 213 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,575 Let's try out this boomerang. 214 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,482 [ Buzzer ] 215 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,957 -So tell me, Ironside. 216 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,926 -[ Buzzer ] -I tell ya, Mark. 217 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:59,131 -Timely. -Timely references 218 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,933 from this century. 219 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,836 [ Laughter ] 220 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,172 Kids love a good Ironside joke. 221 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,506 -Yes. 222 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,710 -We were getting ready to hit that Perry Mason next. 223 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,511 -You had John Wayne in there. 224 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,579 -Oh, yes. 225 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,014 -As current as you could possibly be. 226 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,515 -Mark Twain. -Yes. 227 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,551 -It's all about learning tonight. 228 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,854 -And now we're playing game called "Living Scenery." 229 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:25,458 This game is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne. So come on down. 230 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:26,692 You're going to need some help in the scene, 231 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:27,893 so please welcome back from 232 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,063 "Let's Make a Deal," Tiffany Coyne! 233 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,099 [ Cheers and applause ] 234 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,204 All right. 235 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,007 Guys, you're all going to act out a scene for us. 236 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,808 And during the scene, you'll need a number of props. 237 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,510 Wayne and Tiffany, you'll stand in 238 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,212 and be the props for this scene. 239 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,581 And the scene is that Ryan and Colin are a married couple 240 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:52,418 having a fun-filled day at the world's most exciting water park 241 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,754 before heading back to their accommodations. 242 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,656 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 243 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,190 -You're going to go down the slide one more time? 244 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,659 -Let's go. -Let's get your tube. 245 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,060 -All right. 246 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,498 Oh, you're going to use the jumbo tube. 247 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:08,601 -Apparently. -Oh, wow. Okay. 248 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:11,637 -I'm not feeling confident about this. 249 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,339 -No. Get into the tube. 250 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,807 Slip underneath the tube. 251 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,976 What are you talking -- You know how to get into a tube! 252 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,344 -I know how to get into a tube. 253 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,179 Let's not make this a bad day. 254 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,181 -Let's not talk about this for another 15 minutes. 255 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,083 -Well, okay. Well, I'm not going to. 256 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,385 I'm going in the tube. 257 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,987 All right. 258 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,321 All right. 259 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,925 Here we go! 260 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,227 -Good luck and wild adventure! 261 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,231 -Wow! 262 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,200 I'm heading for a dark hole! 263 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,903 [ Laughter ] 264 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,440 -Oh, here you come, honey! Here you come. Oh, good job. 265 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,176 -Oh, God. That was so scary! 266 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,477 -Wait, let me get a towel for you. 267 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,112 You're welcome. 268 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,547 -Wait a second, okay. 269 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,348 -Dry off with that towel, honey. 270 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,617 -All right, just make sure my hands are 271 00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,885 nowhere near the towel. 272 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,020 -That's right. 273 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,988 There you go. You're all dry now. 274 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,224 -All right. Thanks. -You're all dry. 275 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,859 -Thanks, hon. You're the best. -Oh, yeah? 276 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,761 -You know what? You haven't done any rides today. 277 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,130 -You know my back. I don't like rides too much. 278 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,231 I want to play in the fountain, though. 279 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,699 -Oh, play in the fountain. 280 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,202 -One of those fountains that shoots up at different times. 281 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,237 Oh, oh, no. 282 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,572 Oh, here we go. 283 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,540 Oh, this one's going to come right up underneath me. 284 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:26,212 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 285 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,313 Okay, honey. 286 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,149 Oh. Should we pack it in for the day? 287 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:35,387 -First of all, how did you get a dry cigarette? 288 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,456 -It doesn't matter. I'm having so much fun here. 289 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,657 Thank you so much. 290 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,159 -You know what? This has been so -- 291 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,460 why don't we head up to the hotel room 292 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,828 and see what happens from there. 293 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,296 -Let's take the elevator. 294 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,631 I don't want to walk the stairs again. 295 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,533 -All right. 296 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,301 These elevators are so small. 297 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,836 -Let's open the door. 298 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,339 That damn muzak. 299 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,674 [ Imitating muzak ] 300 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,177 -Oh! I hadn't actually pressed the button. 301 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,247 -Wait. The elevator's stuck. 302 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,948 Call on the phone. Call on the phone. 303 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,817 -I've got it. 304 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,286 -Hello? -Hello. Security. 305 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,021 -Oh, yeah. We're trapped in the elevator. 306 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,891 -All right, we'll send someone right around to get you. 307 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,192 -He just tailed off at the end. 308 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,927 -I know. 309 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,196 -You didn't hang it up. -I did. I hung it up. 310 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,231 -Oh, you did? Okay. 311 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,934 -Alright. Oh, wait. We can crank this door open. 312 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,537 -Here it goes, oh, the freeway. 313 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,605 Oh, here we are by the suite. 314 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,240 -You know I love this suite. You know what I love? 315 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:31,744 I love the mural right here of 316 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,412 Adam and Eve. 317 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,447 -Oh, it's beautiful. 318 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,682 [ Laughter ] 319 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,285 -This was right after the castration. 320 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,821 -It's so -- honey, play me a song on the piano. 321 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,189 I love your piano playing. 322 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,824 -Do you? -I do indeed. 323 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,692 -All right. 324 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:50,296 ♪ Ebony and... ♪ 325 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,032 What? 326 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,333 -It sounds like you're off tune. 327 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,901 You should tune the piano before you do that. 328 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,937 -Well, let me lift it up and check the strings. 329 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,906 Oh, yeah. I'll just tighten them. 330 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,274 These ones are fine. 331 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:04,810 Um... 332 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,747 -I guess it's time to maybe head into bed. 333 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,382 -Oh. 334 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,754 -Looks like I'm on the right side of the bed. 335 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,323 [ Laughter ] 336 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,325 [ Buzzer ] 337 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,362 [ Cheers and applause ] 338 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,797 Let's hear it for Tiffany! 339 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,833 -Come on, everybody! Give it up for Tiffany Coyne! 340 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,269 Thank you. Tiffany Coyne, everybody! 341 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,438 [ Cheers and applause ] 342 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,340 -Hey, guys, do not go anywhere. 343 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,742 There's more "Whose Line" right after this. 344 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,616 -Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 345 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:44,917 We're going to keep things going now 346 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,318 with a game called "Greatest Hits." 347 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,354 This is a game for all four of our performers, 348 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,655 with Laura Hall and Linda Taylor 349 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,890 on piano and guitar. 350 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:51,724 So come on down. 351 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,858 The way this works is that 352 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,494 Wayne and Jonathan are going to be 353 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,163 television voiceover announcers. 354 00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,698 -Oh! 355 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,569 -And Ryan and Colin are going to say snippets of the songs. 356 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,105 [ Cheering ] 357 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,375 So I need a suggestion. 358 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,676 What do you mind is what is a job 359 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,644 in the medical profession, guys? 360 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,978 Yell it out. 361 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,680 What's a job when you work in the medical profession? 362 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,783 Oh, ho! Candy striper. 363 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,451 [ Laughter ] 364 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,254 Unusual and exciting suggestion, guys. 365 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,424 If you don't know, a candy striper is a volunteer nurse. 366 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,594 They are nice people that come help you at the hospital. 367 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,397 The album is "Songs of the Candy Striper." 368 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,865 Take it away. 369 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,200 -Hello, everybody. Welcome back. -Welcome back. 370 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,436 You know, songs don't come on CDs anymore. 371 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,371 That's old. 372 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,342 -So there's nothing like a good candy striper. 373 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,311 Nothing like -- they are a third responder, 374 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:50,082 and they deserve our -- they deserve our support. 375 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,284 -They do. -Nothing but. 376 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,020 So I said that I was going to take you to... 377 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,356 -Hawaii. -...Hawaii. 378 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,691 The medical care in Hawaii 379 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,993 is so great that it makes me want to sing this song. 380 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,695 But we're not going to sing it. 381 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,430 Those bastards are. 382 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,365 [ Cheers and applause ] 383 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,440 23 years of pent-up anger. 384 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,142 Only one song. 385 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,978 And this song is called, 386 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:23,182 "Oh, Look, Rich Old Guy, Got To Get Some of That." 387 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,384 [ Laughter ] 388 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,254 ♪♪ 389 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,658 -[ Singing in faux Hawaiian language ] 390 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:41,133 ♪ Oh, in comes the man with lots of money ♪ 391 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,968 ♪ Laying down on the bed ♪ 392 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,403 -♪ On the bed ♪ 393 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,339 -♪ Laying down money, flying out of his pockets ♪ 394 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,608 ♪ Here comes the nurse, she's there ♪ 395 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:54,046 [ Singing in faux Hawaiian language ] 396 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,985 -♪ All around this just lovely nation ♪ 397 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,188 ♪ Here we have cultural appropriation ♪ 398 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,524 ♪ But that's fine because we're going to help ♪ 399 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:09,161 ♪ People be healthy today ♪ 400 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:13,832 [ Singing in faux Hawaiian language ] 401 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,539 [ Cheers and applause ] 402 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,112 -This just in. -Yes? 403 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:31,784 -Hawaii has seceded from the Union. 404 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,819 -Finally they seceded. 405 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,522 -You know what I love more than going to Hawaii? 406 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,957 -Going to your friend's apartment? 407 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,427 -Exactly. My friend in Las Vegas. 408 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,694 -I love it. -In Las Vegas, 409 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,196 Started by Bugsy Siegel. 410 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,431 -Yeah. -The famous gangster. 411 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,400 And Las Vegas gave us the... 412 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,235 -Rat Pack! -Rat Pack! 413 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,437 -But wait a second. 414 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,105 I just don't want to hear a Rat Pack song. 415 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,573 -No? -I'm a big Rat Pack fan. 416 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:58,911 I want to hear all the members of the Rat Pack at some point. 417 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,213 I'm talking Sammy Davis Jr., 418 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,583 Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, 419 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,618 and Joey Bishop. 420 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,588 [ Cheers and applause ] 421 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,656 -What's the song called? 422 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,424 -"Those Numbers Are Low." 423 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,627 ♪♪ 424 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,729 -I'm gonna go stand over by the piano here. 425 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,331 -All right. 426 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,936 -♪ Your numbers are low ♪ 427 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:27,339 ♪ How low can your numbers go? ♪ 428 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,308 ♪ Oh, your numbers ain't high ♪ 429 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,777 ♪ We're ready to say goodbye to you ♪ 430 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,581 [ Laughter ] 431 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:40,519 Take it, Frank. 432 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,721 -Alright. 433 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,159 ♪ Went to the hospital room ♪ 434 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,361 ♪ Said, "Hey, your numbers are low" ♪ 435 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,531 ♪ You crazy broad take some medicine ♪ 436 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,133 ♪ Your numbers are low ♪ 437 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:59,037 -[ Scatting, vocalizing ] 438 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,607 -Joey Bishop here. 439 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,745 -Tell us a joke, Joey. 440 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,213 -All right. 441 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,649 I fell down an elevator shaft. 442 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,952 The doctor came to me. He said, "Are you comfortable?" 443 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,121 I said, "I make a living." 444 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,923 -Crazy, man. 445 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:18,991 [ Laughter ] 446 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,426 [ Scatting, vocalizing ] 447 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,330 -Oh. -Oh. 448 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,700 [ Scatting, vocalizing ] 449 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,276 [ Singing gibberish ] 450 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,013 [ Buzzer ] 451 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,183 [ Cheers and applause ] 452 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,552 -They're singing stuff. 453 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,021 -It's just that easy. Thank you. 454 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,422 [ Cheers and applause ] 455 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,657 -Don't move, guys. 456 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,058 I've got a winner for you after this short break. 457 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,726 Stay tuned. 458 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,732 -Hey, everybody. 459 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,000 Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" 460 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,335 That's our show. 461 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,103 Tonight, all four of you lovely gentlemen won the night. 462 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,239 So please join our special guest, Tiffany Coyne, 463 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,141 and read out the credits as if Tiffany and Wayne are 464 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,842 choreographers teaching the others 465 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,444 a spectacular new routine. 466 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,079 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 467 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,081 -All right. Everyone. 468 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:19,818 Here we go. This is made famous by Dan Patterson. 469 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:22,955 -Five, six, seven, eight. 470 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,356 -That's it. 471 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,558 Show me some Louis Patterson. 472 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,328 Tyler, Stiles, Stiles, Stiles. 473 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,630 And shimmy. What are you -- 474 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,098 -I just have to get some ointment. 475 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:37,035 -All right. You go get some. You go help him. 476 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,470 Are you all right? -I'm all right. 477 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,638 I threw out my back. -Oh, no. 478 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,306 Then you should go with them. 479 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,708 -Oh. Did they throw out their backs, too? 480 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,976 -Yes. They all did. 481 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,111 -We all saw the same thing. 482 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:50,215 -- Captions by VITAC --