1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:04,704 -Good evening, everybody, and welcome to 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:07,173 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 3 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:11,711 On tonight's show, hot oatmeal, Wayne Brady. 4 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,948 Eggs over easy, Jonathan Mangum. 5 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,417 Maple pancakes, Colin Mochrie. 6 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:21,888 And turkey sausage, it's Ryan Stiles. 7 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,623 And I'm Aisha Tyler. 8 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:26,393 Let's make some stuff up! 9 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,895 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,430 Oh, so many stairs. 11 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,132 Welcome everybody to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 12 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,868 the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,170 I insist on giving them out nonetheless. 14 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,471 We've got a great show for you tonight, 15 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,873 and we can't wait to start with a game called 16 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,207 "Hollywood Director." 17 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,309 This is for all four of our players. 18 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,644 Come on down. 19 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:47,247 The way that this game works is that Jonathan, Ryan, 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,382 and Wayne are going to act out a film scene. 21 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,784 Colin is going to be the director 22 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,419 who's going to keep giving the actors different notes 23 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,720 on how to improve the scene. 24 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:55,555 And the scene you'll be acting out, gentlemen, 25 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,857 is that hunky mechanic Ryan -- hunky. 26 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,026 -Thank you. -Hunky. 27 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,228 Is showing girlfriend, Jonathan, 28 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,898 all the features of his sports car, 29 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,633 when suddenly Wayne shows up in his hot rod 30 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,101 to challenge them to a race. 31 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,003 Whenever you're ready, off you go. 32 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:11,171 -[ Blowing ] 33 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:15,108 -Oh. -That's how I blow up tires. 34 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:19,245 -You're so hunky! Does this thing actually work? 35 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:22,649 -Let me put you on there, make sure you don't fall off. 36 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:23,783 You're bolted in, sweetie. 37 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:24,951 -Oh, I like it. 38 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,619 -You're hunky. 39 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,555 [ Imitating tires screeching ] 40 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,828 -What's up? 41 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,096 'Sup, Penelope? 42 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,730 -Hey, Reorge. 43 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,935 -I was just -- we were just completing our oil and lube. 44 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,436 -Yeah. -Were you now? 45 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,804 -Yeah, we were. 46 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,574 -Maybe you might want to ride a real man's hot rod. 47 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,075 -Oh! It's a rocket. 48 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,945 -Maybe you want to go up and down in the lift. 49 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,080 -That's exactly how I intended you to sit in it. 50 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,615 [ Laughter ] 51 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:59,285 -Wouldn't you rather go up and down in the lift? 52 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:02,155 Come up and down in the lift with me. 53 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:03,957 -Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 54 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,358 -Where you going? 55 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,694 -Oh. 56 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,562 There was so much crap in their scene. 57 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,064 -Yeah, there was a lot. 58 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,333 -That if it was going to have a colonoscopy, 59 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,903 it would take five weeks of laxative to make it clean. 60 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,605 [ Laughter ] 61 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,939 -You barely got that out. 62 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:20,874 -Yeah. 63 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,476 [ Laughter ] 64 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,747 Alright, you know what? 65 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,716 It needs a little energy, a little pizzazz. 66 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:33,453 You don't have pizazz. Do it like Vegas entertainers. 67 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,389 Entertainers from Vegas. 68 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:37,891 Action! 69 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:45,031 -So macho! 70 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:51,304 -Well, I didn't get your name. I forgot. 71 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,240 -Vergonica. -Vergonica. 72 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,710 [ Imitating car engine, tires squealing ] 73 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,814 [ Vocalizing ] 74 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,792 [ Cheers and applause ] 75 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,963 -Alright. Cut, cut, cut. 76 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,501 [ Cheers and applause ] 77 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,736 -That's pizazz. -Yeah. 78 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:27,173 I now understand why things stay in Vegas. 79 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,609 Alright. You know what? 80 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,212 A good friend of mine, Quentin Tarantino. 81 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:35,048 Big fan. Of me. 82 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,217 -Never name drop. You know who told me that? 83 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,885 Robert DeNiro. 84 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:45,225 -Alright, so I would like you to do this 85 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,793 as though you were in a Tarantino movie. 86 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,829 All the classic Tarantino bits. 87 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,802 Action! 88 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,937 -You know what they call a carburetor in France? 89 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,305 -What? 90 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,808 -La carburetor. 91 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,643 You know what they call a carburetor with cheese? 92 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,412 -What? -La carburetor with cheese. 93 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,181 -Yeah? 94 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,349 -Okay, alright. 95 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,583 -Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright, okay! 96 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:11,985 -Okay! -Okay, alright, okay! 97 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:14,954 It's alright! Spider got a fly. Spider got a fly. 98 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,857 [ Imitating car engine, tires squealing ] 99 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,096 -Get in my mother [bleep] car! 100 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,597 [ Laughter ] 101 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,133 -No, no, cut. 102 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,435 [ Cheers and applause ] 103 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:39,612 -That's totally on me. 104 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:42,615 -That's the worst John Travolta impression I've ever seen. 105 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,518 -You know what it needs? -No. 106 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,887 -I'll tell you. It needs some physicality. 107 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,555 So why don't you do it like you're the world's 108 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,357 clumsiest people? 109 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,993 Oh, this will be amazing. 110 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,595 Action! 111 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,563 -Oh, I'm sorry. 112 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,931 [ Laughter ] 113 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,404 Oh, the car fell off the jack. 114 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,472 -Oh, no! 115 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,207 -Oh, what the hay? 116 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,143 What's going on? 117 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,478 Oh! -Get in my mother [bleep] car! 118 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,714 -Oh, no! -Cut, cut, cut, cut. 119 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,783 [ Buzzer ] 120 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,018 [ Cheers and applause ] 121 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,291 -You know, I've been doing this show for a long time now. 122 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,593 Not as long as all of you. 123 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,295 But in the decade that I've been doing this show, 124 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,364 this is the first time Colin has turned to me 125 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:33,533 and gone, "What is happening?" 126 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:34,867 [ Laughter ] 127 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,436 -I got to say, I'm starting to think 128 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,604 that the rule they have about no sex 129 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,006 the two weeks that we tape 130 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,175 is maybe a detriment to some of the people here. 131 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,344 [ Laughter ] 132 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,979 -Well, to be fair, some of them have carried that restriction on 133 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,083 for a little longer than required. 134 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,184 -Shut up. 135 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,685 [ Laughter ] 136 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,021 -Alright, guys, there's more fun with our "Whose Line" crew 137 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:57,423 right after this break! Stay tuned! 138 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:05,465 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 139 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,267 And now, we're going to keep things moving 140 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,802 with a game called "Duet." 141 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,571 This game is for Wayne and Jonathan, 142 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,507 accompanied by the fantastic Laura Hall and Linda Taylor. 143 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,309 And here to join them is our celebrity guest. 144 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,745 So please welcome actress and comedian, 145 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,347 the sensational Tiffany Haddish! 146 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:25,017 [ Cheers and applause ] 147 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,558 -Hi, baby. Welcome. -You came! 148 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,560 -Tiffany Haddish, everybody! 149 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,562 Alright. -Come on. 150 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:37,964 Wayne and Jonathan, 151 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,933 you're going to be singing a song all about Tiffany. 152 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,835 And you're going to sing in the style of trap. 153 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,971 -Trap and "Whose Line", two things. 154 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,406 -Go together, yeah. 155 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,307 -It go together, it go together. 156 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,042 I'm ready to do the chorus. 157 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,844 -Okay. -But no, it's about me. 158 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:52,979 Let me shut up. 159 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,747 -So, well, and if it's going to be about you, 160 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,918 tell us, what are you looking for in a partner? 161 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,319 -Success. 162 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:04,157 -Okay. Now what are you not looking for in a partner? 163 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,491 -Too many baby mamas. 164 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,093 -Got it. 165 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,327 Hit it, ladies! 166 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:12,932 ♪♪ 167 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:16,736 ♪ What you want, what you want, what you want ♪ 168 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:20,573 ♪ What you want, what you want, what you want ♪ 169 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,810 ♪ What you want, what you want, what you want ♪ 170 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,678 ♪ What you want, what you want ♪ 171 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:26,979 -♪ Tiffany, what do you want? ♪ 172 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,582 -♪ I want a man that can make me feel real good ♪ 173 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,451 ♪ But take me out of the hood ♪ 174 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,420 ♪ And do some things I never would ♪ 175 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,156 ♪ All I want is you to be really sweet ♪ 176 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:41,761 ♪ Make me look really cute, and then rub up my little feet ♪ 177 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:45,231 ♪ Yeah, suck my pinky toe, make me feel real cute ♪ 178 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:48,968 ♪ Ooh, take me out and teach me something new ♪ 179 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,903 ♪ I want a man that can cooks and cleans ♪ 180 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:51,871 ♪ And make me feel real sweet ♪ 181 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,139 -♪ That's what she wants ♪ 182 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:56,242 -I do want a man to cook and clean, though. 183 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,211 -♪ I tell you the thing that she don't want ♪ 184 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:01,547 ♪ The thing you cannot hide, one, two, three, four kids ♪ 185 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,916 ♪ Nuh-uh brother, you can't provide ♪ 186 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,918 ♪ No pretty baby mama, no, no ♪ 187 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:08,287 ♪ 'Cause she's a singer, she don't want them kids ♪ 188 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,622 ♪ That you can't get around ♪ 189 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,057 ♪ Girl, this ain't Jerry Springer ♪ 190 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,025 ♪ No, I don't want your mama ♪ 191 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,727 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, that's my man ♪ 192 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,830 ♪ She's a rich bitch, don't you understand that? ♪ 193 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,532 ♪ That's what she want ♪ 194 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,133 -♪ I want a real ma, that's what I want ♪ 195 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,336 ♪ That's what I want ♪ -♪ That's what she wants ♪ 196 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:26,239 ♪ I want a real one, only like one ♪ 197 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,841 ♪ Maybe two baby mamas, that's cool with me ♪ 198 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,409 -♪ There's a limit ♪ 199 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,646 -♪ But no more than five kids, and they all gotta' be over 18 ♪ 200 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,649 -♪ She's looking for a thing to put her hand in ♪ 201 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,919 ♪ Doesn't need that many babies as that Nick Cannon ♪ 202 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,153 -What! -♪ That is right ♪ 203 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,023 ♪ She wants success, I will not share ♪ 204 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,591 ♪ Don't look at me for success ♪ 205 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,860 ♪ I'm occasionally in the fourth chair ♪ 206 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:49,962 -♪ That's what she wants, that's what she wants! ♪ 207 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,697 -♪ What she wants ♪ -♪ That's what she want ♪ 208 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,599 -♪ That's what she wants ♪ -♪ That's what I want ♪ 209 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:54,934 -♪ That's what she want ♪ 210 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:56,469 -♪ Now see, success to me is very simple ♪ 211 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,771 ♪ If you wake up every day, you already winning ♪ 212 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,273 ♪ And if you take care of me ♪ 213 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,341 ♪ Then you doing real big things, you winning ♪ 214 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,609 -Come on! 215 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:04,944 -♪ Now you got to be able to do more for me ♪ 216 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,379 ♪ More than I can do for myself ♪ 217 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,148 That's why I want you to wash my clothes, cook, and clean. 218 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,384 -♪ That's what she wants! ♪ 219 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,919 -♪ That's success to me! ♪ 220 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,086 -That's what she wants. 221 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,421 -Yeah! 222 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,623 Only a diamond ring. 223 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,560 -Yeah! Tiffany Haddish. 224 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,795 -Tiffany Haddish, everybody. Tiffany Haddish. 225 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,197 -She did the song! -Tiffany Haddish. 226 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,733 -She did the song! 227 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,468 What?! Hey, hey... 228 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,636 ♪ That's what she wants! ♪ 229 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,072 Sing it, sing it, everybody. 230 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,807 -♪ That's what she wants ♪ 231 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,342 -What? One more time! 232 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,010 ♪ That's what she wants ♪ 233 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,479 -♪ Take care of me, boo! Take care of me, boo! ♪ 234 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,814 -♪ That's what she wants! ♪ 235 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,249 -♪ Make it better, make it better, boo! ♪ 236 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,351 -♪ That's what she wants! ♪ 237 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,887 -♪ That's what I want, I want you to do things ♪ 238 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,255 -♪ That's what she wants! ♪ 239 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:53,159 -♪ That I'm supposed to do, but I'm too busy ♪ 240 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:58,464 [ Cheers and applause ] 241 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:01,033 -Tiffany Haddish, everybody! 242 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,768 [ Cheers and applause ] 243 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,979 [ Laughs ] 244 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:15,381 [ Cheers and applause ] 245 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,187 -First guest to ever thank the musicians. 246 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,688 -Really? -Yeah. 247 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,757 -Tiffany Haddish, ladies and gentlemen. 248 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,393 [ Cheers and applause ] 249 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,961 -You still talking about me? 250 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,496 -You were the first person to come on the show 251 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,497 to ever thank the musicians. 252 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,999 -What? -That was really lovely. 253 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,567 -Really? -We were complimenting you. 254 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,901 -Well, I have watched every episode, 255 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,137 and I feel like people been real shady to y'all. 256 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,706 [ Laughter ] 257 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,408 Y'all work real hard. 258 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,843 -They really do. 259 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,112 -And y'all really deserve a portion of they royalties. 260 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,048 -Yeah. -That's how I feel. 261 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:51,417 [ Cheers and applause ] 262 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,487 -I've been taking contract classes and legal classes 263 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,722 if you need any help with your contract. 264 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,923 [ Laughter ] 265 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,192 And recouping your money, I got some goons. 266 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,827 [ Laughter ] 267 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,162 [ Cheers and applause ] 268 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,264 -Maybe she can do that for us. 269 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,935 -Alright, ladies and gentlemen. 270 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,771 Whew. 271 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,907 And now, friends, we're going to play a game we call... 272 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,209 "Scenes from a Hat." 273 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,511 [ Cheers and applause ] 274 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,845 So come on down. 275 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,214 Ryan and Colin are there, Wayne and Jonathan are here. 276 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,016 For our show, we asked the audience to write down scenes 277 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,985 they wanted to see performed by our gentleman players. 278 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,020 I've got those suggestions in my hat right here. 279 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,622 I'm going to read them out and see what awesome things 280 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,090 you guys come up with, so here we go. 281 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,893 Things you want to get off your chest. 282 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,930 [ Imitating baby crying ] 283 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,435 [ Laughter ] 284 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,105 [ Buzzer ] 285 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:51,010 -I could have my nose fixed. 286 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,846 [ Laughter ] 287 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,948 [ Buzzer ] 288 00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:00,953 -I have not been the baldest guy on the show 289 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,522 for the last 10 years. 290 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:07,860 And yet, why are we holding on to it? 291 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,395 Let it go! 292 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,297 That's what I want! 293 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,765 [ Laughter ] 294 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,267 [ Cheers and applause ] 295 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,407 -The worst times ever to vomit. 296 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,641 -Oh. 297 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,581 -[ Gagging ] 298 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,686 [ Gagging ] 299 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,822 [ Buzzer ] 300 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,692 [ Laughter ] 301 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,195 -That's what she wants! 302 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,396 [ Retching ] 303 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,269 [ Buzzer ] 304 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,904 [ Laughter ] 305 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,776 -We baptize this child. 306 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,477 -Oh, no! 307 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,848 [ Laughter ] 308 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,452 -I'm all right. 309 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,154 I'm not going to throw up on a bab-- 310 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,722 [ Retching ] 311 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,557 -Can we do something else now? 312 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,692 -Yes. Yes. 313 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,760 -I'm actually feeling sick. 314 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,095 -I actually started to feel queasy. 315 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,297 [ Laughter ] 316 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:22,468 -Inappropriate products to have upbeat ad jingles. 317 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,039 -Hey there, buddies! Let's feel great! 318 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,441 So you're dead, well, let's cremate! 319 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,410 Burn, burn, burn, burn! 320 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,078 Burn, burn, burn, burn! 321 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,780 [ Buzzer ] 322 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,182 [ Laughter ] 323 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,151 That's what I want! 324 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,791 -♪ Can't get [bleep] but that's okay ♪ 325 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,327 ♪ Take this pill, you will today ♪ 326 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,563 [ Laughter ] 327 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,336 -♪ Colonoscopy, colonosco-you ♪ 328 00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:00,339 ♪ Colonosco-us, what am I to do? ♪ 329 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,275 ♪ Come on in and have a grin ♪ 330 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,878 ♪ Colonoscopy! ♪ 331 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,714 [ Laughter ] 332 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,149 [ Applause ] 333 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,756 ♪ Colin-oscopy! ♪ 334 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,192 ♪ Aaaah ♪ 335 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,261 [ Buzzer ] 336 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,599 -Hey, everybody, don't go anywhere! 337 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,467 There's much more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 338 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,635 right after this. 339 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,403 Stay tuned! 340 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,776 Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 341 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,412 friends, where we're going to play a game called 342 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,714 "Helping Hands." 343 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,415 This game is for Ryan and Colin. 344 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,950 And it's also gonna be for our guest, 345 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,887 so please, give it up for comedy legend, 346 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,855 Tiffany Haddish! 347 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,958 [ Cheers and applause ] 348 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,294 -I'm back! 349 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,362 -Hi, sweetheart. 350 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,796 -Alright, here we go. 351 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,366 In this game, Ryan and Tiffany are going to act out a situation 352 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,668 but Ryan cannot use his own arms. 353 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,570 Colin is going to provide them for him, alright? 354 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,238 And the scene you'll be acting out here is that Ryan is 355 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,041 a nervous young man, excited that his girlfriend, 356 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,944 Tiffany, has excited to move in with him. 357 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,345 Whenever you're ready, take it away. 358 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:16,215 -Thank you for coming over. I'm a little nervous. 359 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,483 -Why? -Well you've never been 360 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,018 to my place before. 361 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,920 I'm a little nervous! -It's nice. 362 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,788 -It is nice. It's a small place. 363 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,324 You know. I'll show you the bedroom later. 364 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,558 -Okay. 365 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,394 -How about we celebrate with a little champagne? 366 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,995 -Alright. -You like champagne? 367 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,130 -I mean -- 368 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,531 -You what they call champagne in France? 369 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,301 -What? -Champaign. It's French. 370 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,936 [ Laughter ] 371 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,004 God, I hope this doesn't turn out badly. 372 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,173 [ Grunting ] 373 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,176 Let's get to that later. 374 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,477 -You want me to open it for you? 375 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,779 -You think you can? -Yeah. 376 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,447 -Without pointing it at my face? 377 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,082 -No, I'll point it right there. 378 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,184 -Oh, no, no, no. 379 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,053 -Just playing. -Crack that open. 380 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,454 Crack it open for me. 381 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,889 -Want me to crack it open? 382 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,291 -Crack that thing open. Crack it open for me! 383 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,361 Oh, let me grab glasses. 384 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,330 -It's leaking. I'm wet, I'm wet! 385 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 -Oh, stop it, stop it. 386 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,635 It's your first time here. Let's not get carried away. 387 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,869 -Okay. -A little for you, 388 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,338 a little for me. 389 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,840 Here we go. I understand you've prepared a toast. 390 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,076 -[ Laughs ] 391 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,978 Well, I just want -- 392 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,813 -Here's to friends. 393 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,147 Cheers. -Cheers. 394 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:25,884 -Let's intertwine our arms and... 395 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,320 [ Laughter ] 396 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,959 That's so good! That's good champagne, actually. 397 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,028 -It's very rich. It's very rich. 398 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,563 -That's real champagne, is it not? 399 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,899 -Yes, it is. It's rich. 400 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,769 [ Laughter ] 401 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,239 There we go. Put this right over here. 402 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:51,710 Alright. Ah, hey, how about a hot dog on a stick? 403 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,247 Food, I mean, food. Here it is. 404 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,515 We've got hot dogs on a stick right here. 405 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:57,916 -I love hot dogs on a stick. 406 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,518 -You know what, though, the dough is not good for you. 407 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,821 Let me suck the dough off the wiener for you. 408 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:08,227 -That is so helpful for you to do that 409 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,229 because, you know, carbs are not good for me. 410 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:13,065 -No. No. Here's your wiener. 411 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,167 Let's dip the wiener in the chocolate. 412 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,335 -Oh. 413 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,737 -Let's dip the wiener in the chocolate. 414 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,539 -So you making it a chocolate wiener. 415 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,740 -Some sprinkles. 416 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,308 Yes, I'm making it a chocolate wiener. 417 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,743 That's right. 418 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,645 Sprinkles, sprinkles. 419 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:30,983 That's not sprinkles! There we go. There we go. 420 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,786 Now a little champagne to top it off. 421 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,691 -You are so romantic. 422 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,928 -Alright. -Oh. 423 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,069 What is that? 424 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,136 -What? 425 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,338 -My cat. My cat was on the windowsill. 426 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,773 I was afraid he was going to fall out. 427 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,276 -You have a cat? -I do. 428 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,011 I call him Marshmallow after marshmallows 429 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,413 because I love marshmallows. -You love marshmallows. 430 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,249 -Marshmallows are bales of hay on a very small farm. 431 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,185 -Oh. 432 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,986 -You have to be farming country to know that. 433 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,288 -I used to live on a farm! 434 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,722 -I don't want you handling these 435 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,524 because they're a bit messy with the chocolate and everything. 436 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,827 But let me just shoot one. 437 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,198 -Are you going to shoot it at me? 438 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,467 -Uh-huh. 439 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,068 -Oh, you freaky-freaky. 440 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,603 Okay! 441 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,405 Let's go, daddy! 442 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,609 -Oh, I almost got it. 443 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,344 So close. 444 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,980 So close. 445 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,015 Chicken, chicken. 446 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,383 -You know what? 447 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,019 -What? -That was sexy. 448 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,020 -You like chicken? 449 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,023 -I love chicken. -Have a leg. 450 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,325 -Thank you. -Take a thigh. 451 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,727 -I don't like the thighs, I just like the drumstick. 452 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:53,098 -Oh, this could not be greasier, could it? 453 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,034 Oh, let me -- oh, what is this in the middle of the chicken? 454 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,736 Oh, there's a ring in here. 455 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,571 -What? -A ring. 456 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,772 -[ Gasps ] 457 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,307 -I want you to marry me? 458 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,575 -Are you serious? 459 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,111 -Yes I am. For tonight, anyway. 460 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,682 Oh, no. 461 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,218 Oh, don't eat that chicken, for g-- 462 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,520 Make a wish! 463 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,687 -Make a wish. 464 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,422 -I wish you would give me my damn ring. 465 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,057 -No, I'm sorry. Here you go. 466 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,460 Here's your ring. There you go. 467 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,728 [ Cheers and applause ] 468 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,730 [ Buzzer ] 469 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,099 I wish you'd give me my damn ring. 470 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,667 [ Buzzer ] 471 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,469 [ Cheers and applause ] 472 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,438 -Yes. 473 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:36,608 -Tiffany Haddish, everybody! Give it up for Tiffany Haddish! 474 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,111 [ Cheers and applause ] 475 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,446 Tiffany Haddish, everybody, give it up, give it up! 476 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,447 Give it up! 477 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,249 [ Cheers and applause ] 478 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,686 Tiffany Haddish, everybody. 479 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,922 Don't move, guys. 480 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,924 I've got a winner for you after this short break. 481 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,392 Stay tuned. 482 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,631 -Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 483 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,300 That's our show. Tonight our winners 484 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,968 are all four of you lovely gentleman players. 485 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,469 So please, join our special guest star, 486 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,171 Tiffany Haddish, and read out the credits 487 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,706 as though Colin and Tiffany, 488 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,775 you are store detectives who suspect 489 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,910 the rest of these clowns have been shoplifting. 490 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,513 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night! 491 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,281 -I think these clowns have been shoplifting. 492 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,917 -I know they been shoplifting. That Dan Patterson. 493 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,320 -Hey, you there. 494 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,689 Put that back. That is furniture. 495 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:27,125 -That's not going to fit in your underwear! Stop it! 496 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,094 -Have you seen anything? -I haven't seen anyone. 497 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,495 -Alright. 498 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,264 -Did you know that Laura Hall was here? 499 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,600 Did you stick an iron up your ass? 500 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,535 Put it back. 501 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,407 -Don't you want the board? 502 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,676 -Got 'em. 503 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,879 -I knew you did it! 504 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,916 -- Captions by VITAC --