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-Good

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-Good evening,

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-Good evening, everybody,

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-Good evening, everybody,
and

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-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome

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-Good evening, everybody,
and welcome to

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-Good evening, everybody,
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"

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On tonight's show, hands across
America, it's Wayne Brady.

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Hands in the air,
it's Greg Proops.

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Look ma, no hands,
Colin Mochrie.

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And hands down his pants,
Ryan Stiles.

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And I'm Aisha Tyler!
Let's have some fun!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Yes! Hello! Welcome!

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Welcome to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?" --

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the show where
everything is made up

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and the points
do not matter.

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We've got a great show
for you tonight,

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so let's get started with a game
we call "Weird Newscasters."

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This is for all four
of our performers.

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Gentlemen, come on down.

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In this game,

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Colin is the anchor
of a news program,

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and Greg, Ryan, and Wayne
are his co-anchors,

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each of whom is
a rather odd character.

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Greg, you are the co-anchor

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who is also
a fiendish super villain,

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outlining the ingenious way
that you're going to kill Colin.

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Wayne, you are a sportscaster

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who is also
all of the characters

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in an episode of
"The Biggest Loser."

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And, Ryan, you are
the weather forecaster

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who is also a Vegas act,

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performing mass hypnosis
on the entire audience.

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Gentlemen, take it away.

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♪♪

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-Welcome to the 6:00 news.

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I'm your anchor Murray,
with the fringe on top.

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Our top story -- a scientist
cloned himself today.

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A coworker said,
"That's just like him."

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[ Laughter ]

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Now let's see what else
is happening around the world,

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Dr. Megalon.

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-[ Maniacally laughing ]

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It's working perfectly, my plan!

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I've implanted a porcupine
time-released capsule

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inside you,
and just moments from now,

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the quills will spring
through your head,

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rendering you
full of hair and dead!

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Can you feel the porcupine
coursing through your system?

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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[ Snorts ]

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[ Laughing continues ]

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-Well, let's hurry
over to sports.

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-Oh, I love sports.

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-Hey, welcome to sports.

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I haven't felt really good
about myself in a long time,

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and I realized I needed
to make a change.

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-That's right you needed
to make a change!

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-I understand I needed
to make a--

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-Put that down!

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-But how am I going to do that?

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-All you need is
some encouragement

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right here in the kitchen.

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I'm making these
gluten-free berries.

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-I don't want
gluten-free berries.

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That doesn't make
any sense, woman.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Just five weeks from now,
you can change!

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-I don't want to
change anything.

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[ Crying ]

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Look at me, I'm changing.

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I'm changing. I'm changing.
I'm changing.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Laughter ]

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-I win, I lost.

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[ Laughter ]

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Back to you.

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-I can see the pricks
coming out of your head!

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-Ow!

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Now let's see what's happening
in the world of weather

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with Sunny.

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-Sunrise today was at 5:55.

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The sun will be setting
at 7:00 this evening.

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It'll be a very still night,
very dark, very calm...

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much as you're
feeling right now.

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There's no anxiety.

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All your troubles
are going away.

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Everything's calming down
very much slowly.

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You're filled with
a happy feeling,

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a warm sensation
flowing over your body.

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And sleep!

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And sleep!

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Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep,
sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep,

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sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.

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Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!

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Sleeeep!

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Sleeeep!

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Sleep. Sleep, sleep.
Sleep, all of you, sleep.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Sleep.

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And sleep. You are asleep.

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Take my hand, follow me.

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You are still asleep,
you are still asleep.

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A warm feeling is
coming over you.

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A warm feeling.

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Do not wake up.
You are totally asleep.

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Everything that's bad
about life will be --

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when you awake,
it will be no problem for you.

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Turn around.
You are totally asleep.

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When you hear the word
"cockroach,"

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you will think you're handsome,
debonair actor Ryan Stiles.

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And you will believe that
you are finishing up a bit

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on the "Whose Line"
television show.

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So you will wrap it up
with a huge laugh,

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much as Ryan Stiles would.

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And ready?

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And cockroach!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Oh, my God,
he's channeling Colin.

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-That was the 6:00 news.
Good night, and good news.

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♪♪

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-Yay!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-I am -- For points on that one,

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I'm going to take 500 points
from Ryan

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and give them to --
-Sleep, sleep!

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Cockroach!

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-What's your name?
-Shane.

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-Give it up for Shane.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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And now we're going to play
a game called

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"90-Second Alphabet."

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This is for Greg,
Ryan, and Colin.

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Gentlemen, come towards me.
Wayne, relax.

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The way this works is that
you three are going to perform

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a 90-second scene, alright,

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and every line you say
has to begin with the word

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beginning with the next letter
of the alphabet

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from the sentence
previous to yours.

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The scene is that,
Greg and Colin,

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you are young newlyweds,
adorable newlyweds,

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looking to buy a pet,

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and Ryan is
the impatient pet store owner.

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And so, can I have a suggestion
of a letter of the alphabet

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to start this off,
from the audience?

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[ Audience
shouting suggestions ]

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"C!" Nice, yes.

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So the first sentence
of this scene

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has to start
with the letter "C."

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And I'll be timing
you gentlemen.

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Go.

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-Carl, I want a pet.

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-Don't you ever look cute.

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-Everybody wants a pet.

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It's getting the right pet
that counts.

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-Free pets?
Do you have free pets?

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-God, no!

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-Hey, what about that kitty?

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-I'm not sure that's for sale.
That's my own personal kitty.

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-Just a second.
My wife wants that kitty.

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-Kitty!

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[ Laughter ]

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-Let me take it out of the cage,
see if you all get along.

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Meow.
[ Imitates scratching ]

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-Nice.

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-Oh, can I say something?

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I'm highly allergic to cats
ripping my face off.

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-Perhaps you'd like
to take a look at a cockatiel.

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We have some right over here.

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-Quite a cockatiel
you have there.

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-Right you are, dear.
She knows stuff.

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-Snakes are always good
with the kids.

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-Take that away from me!
I'm allergic to reptiles.

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-Understand --
-Even though I married one.

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-Uh-huh.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Very well, I don't think
there's a pet in this store

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that you'll be happy with.

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-Well, I never!

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-"X" is a letter
of the alphabet.

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-Yes, it is, darling.

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You're so right.

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-Zippy the discount kangaroo

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would be happy
to go home with you.

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-Alright! We love discount pets!
They love more!

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-Boy, oh, boy, is this
the kangaroo for you, then.

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He's only $1.35.

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-Crikey, that sounds good!
-Alright!

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Nicely done, gentlemen,
nicely done.

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That was it!

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[ Buzzer ]

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Do not go away.

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We'll be right back
with much more

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"Whose Line is it Anyway?"
right after this.

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-Welcome back to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"

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Let's keep the fun going now
with a game called "Dubbing."

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This is for Wayne,
Ryan, and Colin.

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So come on down, gentlemen.

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In this game, we're also going
to involve our special guest,

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so please welcome Kat Graham!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Okay.

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Now, the way that this game
works is that Ryan and Wayne

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are going to act out
a scene with Kat,

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but, Kat, you're not
going to actually use

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your own beautiful voice
to do your lines.

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Colin is going to provide
your lines for you.

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-Okay.
-Now, you're scene -- ooh --

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flirtatious choreographer Ryan

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is training dancer Kat

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to appear in a hip-hop video...
on behalf of my people.

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Hmm.

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Wayne is going to enter --
guess what -- as a rapper.

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And...

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Applause ]

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Should he choose to.

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As the rapper whose video
you're auditioning for, Kat,

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and he wants to
change the routine.

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And why Ryan would be
teaching you

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how to hip-hop dance
I have no idea.

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-They didn't say that.
They said I was a choreographer.

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-Oh, yes,
you're a choreographer.

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Well, let's see what happens.
Let's go.

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-I've read your resume.
-Why, thank you.

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I wrote it myself.
-Oh.

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I notice you have quite a bit
of experience on Broadway.

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-Absolutely.
I was in "Hip-Hop-O-Rama,"

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and I was in "Hip-Hop Story"

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and I was in "How to Succeed in
Hip-Hop Without Really Trying."

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-Oh, no.

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-I find that hard to believe

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because I remember
directing "Hip-hop Story,"

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and I don't believe
I remember you in it.

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-Oh, I remember that one move
that you choreographed.

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Can you show it to me again?
It was so amazing.

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-I'll try.

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-Be careful.
You'll hurt yourself.

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-Ah, my back.

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-It really should be done
by people under 30.

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- Shut up!

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-I'm flamboyant!

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-[ Imitates motorcycle engine ]

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-Uh-oh.
-'Sup, girl?

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-Oh, it's Cool Cool PW!

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-Hello, Cool Cool PW.

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I didn't expect you walking by.

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-Yeah, I came in to check on
what was going on

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with my choreography
for my video.

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-Everything's fine here.
I'm conducting the choreography.

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-Is it really, 'cause
I didn't see any dancing!

254
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-Cool Cool, Cool Cool,
he hasn't been doing the much.

255
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,719
But watch what I came up with.
It goes something like this.

256
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,687
-Alright.

257
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,156
-And then a thrust.
And then with the look.

258
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,092
-Uh-huh.
-And then what I call

259
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,827
the woogie woogie.

260
00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,962
-Nah, that's horrible, girl.

261
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,131
-You can't be in my video.
-You didn't even see one woogie.

262
00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,599
I was right in the middle
of the woogie woogie.

263
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,735
-Okay, well, finish the woogie,
then. Let me see it.

264
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,037
-Oh.
-Yeah!

265
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,538
-Oh, if you think you're...

266
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,743
[ Cheers and applause ]

267
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,112
If you think you can do
so much better, Q-tip,

268
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,680
why don't you give it a try?

269
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,415
-First of all,
my name isn't Q-Tip.

270
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,651
-What is it?

271
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,153
-It's Cool Cool PW!

272
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,989
-Yeah, what she said.

273
00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,793
I can do better.
-Alright, Cool Cool Q-Tip PW.

274
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,730
[ Laughter ]

275
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:07,333
-What I'm thinking is
I want to do something low.

276
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,801
Going to get really low,

277
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,236
going to put it like this.
-Yeah.

278
00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,238
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

279
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,140
-And then I really want you
to get into it.

280
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:18,744
I want you to pull back
until your herniated part

281
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:23,582
is bent with your wrist
at an axis of 60 degrees.

282
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,519
If you can't do that,
you can't be in my video.

283
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:30,056
-I will do something that no one
has ever seen before, like this.

284
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,058
Watch. Watch and be amazed.

285
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,993
-You're aren't going to try
to do that handstand stuff

286
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,995
that you was doing outside,
are you?

287
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,364
-Oh!

288
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,767
Just you watch and see, PW.
And you, too, tall skinny guy.

289
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:45,304
-I think this calls
for a box full of tacks.

290
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,974
-I don't care about tacks.

291
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,677
-No!
-Oh, I broke my wrist!

292
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,046
-Someone's got a tack
in their ass.

293
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,382
Why don't you help her, Q-Tip?

294
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,151
-I told you my name --
Never mind.

295
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,187
Look, girl.
-Oh, someone's got
a tack in his knee.

296
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,422
-Aah!
-Oh, now a tack in your butt.

297
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,224
-Got a tack in your butt
and your knee.

298
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,827
You're being attacked by tacks.

299
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,195
-But I do like
this choreography, though.

300
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,130
-Wait, it's working!
-This is hot!

301
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,132
-The pain from the tacks.

302
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,801
[ Cheers and applause ]

303
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,337
[ Buzzer ]

304
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,476
-You are -- Oh, my God!
-Everybody,

305
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:26,679
give it up for Kat Graham!

306
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,882
[ Cheers and applause ]

307
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,691
-I'm calling the NAACP
as soon as I go offstage.

308
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,327
-I think this is absolutely
the kind of thing they should --

309
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,097
Yeah, you know, voter fraud
or, like, redlining of mortgages

310
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,565
or Wayne
having his feelings hurt

311
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,833
because we made him
into a rapper.

312
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,037
All of those things
are on equal footing, yeah.

313
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,739
Ladies and gentlemen,
next up is a game

314
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,242
that we call
"Scenes from a Hat."

315
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,577
This is for all four
of our performers.

316
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,547
Boys, come on down!

317
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,049
Now, before the show,
we asked the audience

318
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,985
to write down scenes
they'd like to see acted out

319
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,419
by our gentlemen performers.

320
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,722
I've got those suggestions
in this hat right here.

321
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,390
I'm going to read them out,
and we're going to see

322
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,325
how many our performers
can act out.

323
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:16,228
Things you should keep to
yourself on a first date.

324
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:21,867
-I had a giant injection
of Viagra before we came out.

325
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,602
[ Buzzer ]

326
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,675
-You -- You're so pretty.

327
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,944
I'm not going to kill you.

328
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,946
[ Buzzer ]

329
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,183
[ Applause ]

330
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,952
-This is so much nicer
than just sneaking around,

331
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,787
looking at you through a window.

332
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,222
[ Laughter ]

333
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,257
[ Buzzer ]

334
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,628
-It's just lovely
having a dinner with you.

335
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,598
I'll get her to try
the dress on later.

336
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,633
[ Laughter ]

337
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,103
[ Buzzer ]

338
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,776
-Does that hurt?

339
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:10,449
Does that hurt?

340
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,484
[ Buzzer ]
-What is happening?

341
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,587
[ Laughing ] What is happening?

342
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,022
-A doll that looks like you.

343
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,390
[ Buzzer ]

344
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,825
-Oh!

345
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,894
-See the little doll?
It looks like you.

346
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,163
Do you know there's a rapper
named Q-Tip?

347
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,631
[ Laughter ]

348
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,867
[ Cheers and applause ]

349
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:35,274
-What the "Whose Line" cast
say in their sleep.

350
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,645
-Must learn how to rap,

351
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:43,249
must learn how to rap,
must learn how to rap.

352
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,753
[ Laughter ]

353
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,355
[ Buzzer ]

354
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:56,161
-Hmm, can't play another rapper
in a scene.

355
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,430
[ Laughter ]

356
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,267
Must call NAACP.

357
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,002
[ Buzzer ]

358
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:09,608
-I have hair, I have hair
all over my head!

359
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,709
Oh, I can feel it!

360
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,444
[ Groans ]

361
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,613
[ Laughter ]

362
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,951
[ Buzzer ]

363
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:24,556
-Things you can say about your
house...but not your partner.

364
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,428
-Wow, the backyard is huge!

365
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,263
[ Buzzer ]

366
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,170
-I'm going to have to
hire someone to trim that.

367
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,540
[ Buzzer ]

368
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,877
-I think I'm at that point
in my life

369
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,212
where I'd like to be
in a smaller place.

370
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,384
[ Buzzer ]

371
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,960
-Ah, nothing makes me happier
than an old Victorian.

372
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,962
-Ahh!

373
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:03,996
[ Buzzer ]

374
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,664
-See?

375
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:09,902
-Outtakes from the "Whose Line"
promo shoot.

376
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,605
-Hey, Denver, I'm Greg Proops.

377
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,508
[ Laughter ]

378
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,279
-[ Coughs ]

379
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:26,285
Wednesdays 8:00 Pacific
and 7:00 Central.

380
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,220
[ Buzzer ]

381
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,790
-They'll know it's a doll.
Leave the comedy to me.

382
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,494
[ Buzzer ]

383
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,730
[ Cheers and applause ]

384
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,465
-Alright, don't go away.

385
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,034
We'll be right back with more
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"

386
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,336
right after this!

387
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,580
-Welcome back to
"Whose Line is it Anyway?"

388
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,716
And now we come to a game
called "Greatest Hits."

389
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,718
This is a game for Ryan, Colin,
and Wayne,

390
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,520
with the help of Laura Hall
and Linda Taylor

391
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,555
on piano and guitar.
-Let's go, man!

392
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,759
-Ryan and Colin are two
television voiceover artists

393
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,861
talking about
the latest compilation album,

394
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,130
and I need a suggestion
from the audience here.

395
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,899
So could you give me a place
where you might be educated?

396
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,934
Where would one
might be educated?

397
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,169
[ Shouting suggestions ]

398
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,604
College, we're gonna
go with college.

399
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:22,141
So the name of your album
is "Songs of College."

400
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,575
Take it away, boys.

401
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,911
-Hi. We'll be back
to our documentary

402
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,714
on nuns who wear shoddy
home-knit trousers

403
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:32,051
in "Sisterhood
of Unraveling Pants"

404
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,318
in just a second.

405
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,586
[ Laughter and applause ]

406
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,556
-Eh, it's okay, no.

407
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,891
-Oh, has that flaking come back?

408
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,527
-No.
[ Speaking foreign language ]

409
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,468
I was speaking Italian!

410
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,437
-I don't think so.
-I was.

411
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,472
Because that -- You know,
it's shaped like a boot.

412
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,040
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-It's shaped like a boot,

413
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,041
kind of like Florida.

414
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,244
Florida's more like a sock,
I guess.

415
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,346
Yeah, it's like a sock.

416
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,182
It's like a condom,
I guess, Florida.

417
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,716
[ Laughter ]

418
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,951
Not sure what it is.

419
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,020
But, you know, when I think
of Italian music

420
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,655
and I think songs about college,

421
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,324
I think of the one that
I married the third wife to.

422
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,359
-Oh.
-It's that classic,

423
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,930
that lovely, lovely Italian hit
"Four Credits Short."

424
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,264
[ Laughter ]

425
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,567
[ Up-tempo music plays ]

426
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,773
-[ Italian accent ]
♪ Hey, what are you gonna do ♪

427
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,608
♪ What are you gonna say ♪

428
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,143
♪ When you go on spring break ♪

429
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,045
♪ Your friends say,
"Come this way" ♪

430
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,348
♪ All you got to do is just
complete all your class ♪

431
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,585
♪ But guess what, you dumbass,
you don't have to pass ♪

432
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,687
♪ Four credits short ♪

433
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,455
♪ Four credits short ♪

434
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,992
♪ I'll go to summer school
and then you work, work, work ♪

435
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,894
♪ Your friends,
they go to Miami ♪

436
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,562
♪ They go and play and play ♪

437
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,431
♪ But you are
four credits short ♪

438
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,299
♪ In school you must stay ♪

439
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,936
♪ Hey, can I, can I go
to get a master's? ♪

440
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,373
♪ No, no, no,
four courses short, yes, sir ♪

441
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,041
♪ Because how can it be ♪

442
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,843
♪ You're short of a degree ♪

443
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,345
♪ Your credits don't transfer ♪

444
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,180
♪ Because you're four short,
you see ♪

445
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,115
♪ Ha ha ha ♪
[ Sings in Italian ]

446
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,984
♪ Ha ha ha ♪
[ Sings in Italian ]

447
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,819
♪ Ha ha ha ♪
[ Sings in Italian ]

448
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,388
♪ Oh, you should not
have transferred ♪

449
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,457
♪ From a state school ♪

450
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,226
♪ Thinking that maybe you would
have transferred those credits ♪

451
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,028
♪ To the other institution ♪

452
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,363
♪ But you didn't check to see ♪

453
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,365
♪ If those credits
would've transferred ♪

454
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:27,966
♪ Now you're kind of screwed ♪

455
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,503
♪ And you're going, "Oh, no,
financial assistance" ♪

456
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:35,073
♪ Did I just waste the last
four years of my life? ♪

457
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,377
♪ I got to move out
of my mama house ♪

458
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:43,515
♪ All 'cause
I'm four credits short ♪

459
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,851
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ahh.

460
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,053
Hey!

461
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:51,890
-Alright, find out who the
winner is right after this.

462
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,559
Don't go anywhere!

463
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,830
[ Cheers and applause ]

464
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,699
-Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

465
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,100
Unfortunately,
that's the end of our show,

466
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,070
but tonight's winner is the
lovely and handsome Greg Proops.

467
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,238
And I'd like you
to read out the credits

468
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,340
as an announcer
at the Winter Olympics

469
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,709
introducing
the different competitors,

470
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:11,877
or the gentlemen behind you.

471
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,679
Thanks for watching.
Good night.

472
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,049
-Wow, what a pleasure it is
to be here.

473
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,284
The weather
is unseasonably warm.

474
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,354
-And here comes our first
competitor in the luge,

475
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,389
delightful Ryan Stiles.

476
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,757
Oh, it's the double luge.

477
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,125
It's the triple ski luge.

478
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,894
You haven't seen this one
in a while.

479
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,897
Oh, my God, we happen to have
a couple of members

480
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,132
of the Jamaican bobsled team
on this one.

481
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,635
As they turn out in the corner.

482
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,604
Be careful, fellas.
You can't --

483
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:42,341
They can't use poles and luge
at the same time.

484
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,243
Oh, no, there's a reindeer
in the car!

485
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,944
[ Cheers and applause ]

486
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,014
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