1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,436 -Good evening, everybody, 2 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,405 and welcome to a very special episode of 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:06,806 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,009 starring Wayne Brady, 5 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,477 Colin Mochrie, 6 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,312 Ryan Stiles, 7 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,714 and our favorite guest performers. 8 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,783 Let's have some fun! 9 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,218 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,787 Hello, everyone, and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 11 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:21,921 the show where everything is made up 12 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,156 and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,524 Now, in all of our recordings, 14 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:26,993 we've also had lots of wonderful unseen material 15 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,562 that just couldn't fit into the final show. 16 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:32,132 So we put together a compilation of the very best 17 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:35,935 games, moments, and outtakes that you have never seen before. 18 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,872 Hope you enjoy. 19 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,374 We start with a game entitled "Scene to Music." 20 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,976 This is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne, 21 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,045 so come on down, guys. 22 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,446 The way this game works 23 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,481 is that you three are going to act out a scene. 24 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:49,849 You're going to start out normally, 25 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,751 and then we're going to supply a little music for you, 26 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,787 and you'll act accordingly to whatever the music 27 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,822 is that you hear as you're moving through the scene. 28 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:56,823 Makes no sense to you? -Sure! 29 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,058 -Okay, great. -I got it. 30 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,325 -The scene you'll be acting out 31 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,628 is that Ryan and Colin are two inept plumbers -- 32 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,029 -Oh. -Oh. 33 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,031 -...working on a house, when suddenly the owner, Wayne, 34 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,468 enters, furious at the mess that they've made. 35 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:09,836 -Why, you...! 36 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,805 -Enjoy. 37 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:14,374 -I'm guessing this is the toilet. 38 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,576 -Yeah. 39 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,344 -I'm going to take the plungie thing and see what's in there. 40 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,412 -Alright. There might be something. 41 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:20,480 -[ Imitates plunging sound ] 42 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,315 -I'm doing with the wrenchie thing. 43 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,516 -Oh. -Oh! 44 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,185 -What happened? -Well, it kind of broke off. 45 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:27,353 All the water's coming out. -You are so inept. 46 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,555 -Hey! 47 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:29,756 -You're inept. 48 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:30,790 -Don't -- 49 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,593 [ Imitates plunging sounds ] 50 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:36,429 -♪ La la la la la la ♪ 51 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:40,667 [ Spluttering ] 52 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,168 [ Spaghetti western music playing ] 53 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:45,839 Alright, which one of you guys had the plunger? 54 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:49,709 ♪♪ 55 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,212 -I had the plunger. 56 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,747 -This bathroom is going to get finished. 57 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,915 -[ Imitates quick draw ] 58 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,118 [ Plunging ] 59 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,219 -[ Imitates quick draw ] 60 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,220 [ Plunging ] 61 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,455 -Ugh! 62 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:06,926 -Listen, Bad and Ugly, 63 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,064 this is no way to settle problems. 64 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,099 -Then how do you think we should settle it? 65 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,767 [ Thriller music playing ] 66 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,537 [ Screams ] 67 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,073 [ Laughter ] 68 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,341 -Where are you going? 69 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:24,644 You can't escape the bathroom! 70 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:28,081 [ Smooth R&B playing ] 71 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:31,484 -Who said I wanted to escape the bathroom, baby? 72 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,253 Maybe I just wanted to make the two of you comfortable 73 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,155 inside my bathroom. 74 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:36,723 Come on in. 75 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:41,161 -I notice you have one toilet that squirts water up. 76 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:42,462 You don't mind if I try it out? 77 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,898 -Please, baby, go ahead. 78 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,934 Yeah, say hello to my little friend. 79 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,770 -Wait a minute. That's not a water fountain? 80 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:53,473 [ Laughter ] 81 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,809 -It is now. 82 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,311 -It's whatever you want it to be, baby. 83 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,345 This is your playground. 84 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,847 You guys make yourself comfortable. 85 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,048 [ Square dance music playing ] 86 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,716 [ In country accent ] But not too comfortable. 87 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:07,353 ♪♪ 88 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,589 Y'all done messed up my outhouse! 89 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,124 [ Imitates playing washboard ] 90 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,393 ♪ Well, look at me, I'm yelling, shouting ♪ 91 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,928 ♪ Y'all just messed up my grouting ♪ 92 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,597 ♪ Now I'm licking and I'm pounding you ♪ 93 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,432 ♪ I'm so angry, where's the stench? ♪ 94 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,967 ♪ Dude, on the floor and grab that wrench ♪ 95 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,403 ♪ Come on now and tell me what y'all gonna do ♪ 96 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,738 [ Buzzer ] 97 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,740 -♪ You shouldn't let us, you shouldn't let us ♪ 98 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,709 ♪ Because we're inept ♪ 99 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,878 [ Cheers and applause ] 100 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:33,379 ♪♪ 101 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,449 -We're going to play a game now entitled "Themed Restaurant." 102 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,484 This is for all four of our performers. 103 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,320 Let's go! 104 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,222 We're going to need some help to play this game, 105 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,556 so please welcome the sensational 106 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,892 film and television actress and star of "The Flash," 107 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,628 the wonderful Danielle Panabaker. 108 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,264 [ Cheers and applause ] 109 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:54,133 Yay! 110 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,538 The way this game works is that Gary and Danielle 111 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,206 are on a date and Colin, Ryan, and Wayne 112 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,808 are the waiters in a restaurant 113 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:05,245 that's themed around the movies of Tom Cruise. 114 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,512 Alright? 115 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,047 So enjoy. 116 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,149 -I love undersized men, 117 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,986 and that's why I thought I'd bring you here for this. 118 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:16,289 -It really doesn't work on carpet. 119 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:19,392 [ Laughter ] 120 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:23,162 -Sheila, this -- 121 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,664 -Cocktail? -Yes. 122 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,468 -Wow. 123 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:29,769 -Whoa. 124 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:35,108 Where'd it go? 125 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,776 -Wine list? 126 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,445 -Thank you. 127 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,747 -This is a special night. 128 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,915 I have to admit, I asked you here for a certain -- 129 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,250 -Would you like an appetizer? 130 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,251 -Oh, that would be wonderful. Thank you. 131 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,153 -Goose? 132 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,355 [ Audience groans ] 133 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,991 [ Laughter ] 134 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,560 -Very clever restaurant. 135 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,396 -Yes. 136 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,500 -Here's your menus. 137 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,168 -Thank you. 138 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,839 [ Laughter ] 139 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,410 -Would you like some water? 140 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:11,811 -Please. 141 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,513 -Damn, it still didn't work. 142 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:16,516 [ Laughter ] 143 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:17,817 -Let's cut to the chase. 144 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:20,887 -Yes. -Will you marry me? 145 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,622 -Yes! Oh, my gosh, thank you. 146 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,457 -I don't have a ring or a job, but I just -- 147 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,460 -That's okay. I love you just the way you are. 148 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,028 -I heard you were getting married. 149 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,363 -We are. 150 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:31,631 -Oh, there's so few good men. 151 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,933 [ Laughter ] 152 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,635 Complimentary wines. 153 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,339 -Thank you. Well, cheers. 154 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:43,409 -Here is your check that you can pay at the end. 155 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,012 Show me the money! 156 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,715 [ Laughter ] 157 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:49,882 -I have other news for you. 158 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,184 -Oh. -You're pregnant. 159 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,985 -I -- how did you know? 160 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,520 -Here you go. 161 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:57,390 Hi, I'm Tom Cruise. 162 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,492 [ Laughter ] 163 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,727 -Zzzzt. 164 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,329 Zzzz. 165 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,997 [Quietly] Ryan did this earlier. 166 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,434 [ Laughter ] 167 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,169 It's the sequel. 168 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,739 [ Buzzer ] 169 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:16,943 [ Cheers and applause ] 170 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,312 -Danielle Panabaker, everybody! 171 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,647 ♪♪ 172 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,183 So "sushi" was a suggestion that I took. 173 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,585 -Sushi. 174 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:26,686 -And the way this works is that you three are going to 175 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,055 sing like a doo-wop group from the '50s, 176 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,124 but you are going to sing about Beatrice, 177 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:37,063 who died in a horrible sushi restaurant-related accident. 178 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,098 When you are ready, take it away. 179 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,768 [ Doo-wop music playing ] 180 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:47,340 [ Riffing in harmony ] 181 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,809 -♪ I'm talking about Beatrice ♪ 182 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:54,680 ♪ Whoaaa ♪ 183 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,282 ♪ Whoa ♪ 184 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:59,252 ♪ Golly gee, there was a girl named Beatrice ♪ 185 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,987 ♪ She was such a treat ♪ 186 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,456 ♪ So I took her down to Mr. Miyagi's place ♪ 187 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:06,092 ♪ For a bite to eat ♪ 188 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:10,229 ♪ But she had the worst death that I've ever seen ♪ 189 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:15,334 ♪ She choked on my edamame beans ♪ 190 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:19,772 -♪ The guy came out, friend, and fulfilled my wish ♪ 191 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:24,310 ♪ He filleted her open like cutting open a fish ♪ 192 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:27,980 ♪ None of it was good, none of it was nice ♪ 193 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:33,553 ♪ Till he laid her on a bed of rice ♪ 194 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:37,924 -[ Spoken ] Oh, Beatrice, my Canadian gal. 195 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,826 You're so beautiful, 196 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,328 my friend, Al, told me. 197 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,130 Oh... 198 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:46,732 [ Laughter ] 199 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,135 -[ Doo-wop harmony continues ] 200 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,736 -Punch line! 201 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:53,239 -[ Doo-wop harmonizing ] 202 00:07:53,272 --> 00:08:01,013 ♪♪ 203 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,583 [ Laughter ] 204 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,886 ♪♪ 205 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:09,222 [ Cheers and applause ] 206 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:13,860 [ Singing final chord ] 207 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,528 [ Cheers and applause ] 208 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:17,530 -Beautiful! Don't go anywhere. 209 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,599 We'll be back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 210 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,201 right after this. 211 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,041 -Next, we play a game called "Daytime Talk Show." 212 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,177 This is for all four of our gentlemen players. 213 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,845 Come down, boys. 214 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,080 [ Cheers and applause ] 215 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:37,016 The way that this game works is Colin, 216 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,752 you're going to be the host of a daytime show. 217 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:42,588 And here you go. There's your microphone. 218 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,156 And Ryan and Gary are going to be members of the public 219 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,391 appearing on the show. 220 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:47,059 Wayne is gonna be a person in the audience. 221 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,494 He's gonna be asking questions. 222 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,296 The theme of your show is something very urgent 223 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,532 and important to Americans everywhere -- 224 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:53,666 "The Wizard of Oz." 225 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,101 Take it away. 226 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,069 -You are a cowardly lion, is that not right? 227 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,972 -Right, right, right, right. That is my namica. 228 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,442 -Alright. What exactly did you want from the Wizard? 229 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,944 -I asked him for courage! 230 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,013 -Yeah. -He didn't deliver. 231 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,014 -What did he give you? 232 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,483 -Nothing. 233 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:14,287 -We have with us also a young girl from Kansas. 234 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,458 [ Applause ] 235 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,528 A girl from the small town who went to the big city, 236 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,330 and things went wrong almost immediately. 237 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,165 Dorothy, tell us your tale. 238 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,501 -Well, the storm hit. 239 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,803 Everything turned to color. 240 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,705 [ Laughter ] 241 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,973 I'm waiting again for another storm. 242 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,876 I'm throwing myself up into that tornado. 243 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,045 -And then you turned to drugs and men. 244 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,446 -That's right. 245 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:41,881 Not in that order. 246 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,316 -No. 247 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,017 Maybe it should have been. 248 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,453 Alright, we have someone in the audience, 249 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,588 someone that you know -- 250 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,889 the Scarecrow. 251 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:53,893 -Oh, not this fool. 252 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,196 -Mr. Scarecrow, you went there, you had no learning. 253 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,665 You wanted the Wizard to give you some fast learning. 254 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:00,967 How did that turn out? 255 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,235 -Well, the Wizard, uh... 256 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,972 he told me that he would help me 257 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:09,742 increase my knowledge and be a better person, 258 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,911 and he did so 259 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,714 by turning me on to online universities. 260 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,816 -Uh-huh. 261 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,884 -Phoenix University has helped me. 262 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:19,919 [ Laughter ] 263 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,287 -I got to say, the entire trip, 264 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,855 he was the biggest [bleep] of all. 265 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,324 -Alright, here we go. -You know what? 266 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,759 You know what? That's exactly what 267 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,228 someone like you would say. -Oh, is that right? 268 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,563 What do you think about that, huh? 269 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:31,864 -[ Screaming ] -Oh, you're on fire. 270 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:34,000 Oh, who's on fire? Oh, who's on fire? 271 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:38,537 -Oh! Put me out! Put me out! Put me out! 272 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,674 Put me -- Are you afraid of human contact, you bitch? 273 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,442 Put me out! -And what do you say to that? 274 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,012 The scarecrow found it within himself to become smart. 275 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,246 Why couldn't you find it in yourself 276 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,248 to become more courageous or you to get home? 277 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,683 -It is not up to me! 278 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,652 If I go to somebody and say, 279 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,220 "Can you help me with this problem?" 280 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,521 I don't expect them to say, 281 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,822 "Help yourself with this problem. 282 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,224 I'm not going to help you with this problem." 283 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,826 -[ Munchkin voice ] That's because you're a lazy bastard. 284 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,928 -Please, sir. Don't cause any problems. 285 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:06,999 -All he wants to do is rely on the infrastructure of Oz. 286 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,035 -These guys told us to follow the Yellow Brick Road. 287 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,569 We followed the Yellow Brick Road. 288 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,771 For an hour and a half, 289 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,939 it went around and around in their village. 290 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,275 -And if you'd pay your taxes and contribute, 291 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,544 then you can say something about the Yellow Brick Road. 292 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,080 -Well, maybe when your nuts drop, you'll sound different! 293 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,516 -Alright, alright, alright! Oh, here we go. 294 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,552 Here we go! 295 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,387 -[ Thumping down stairs ] 296 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,089 -Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 297 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,757 -You want some of this? -[ Imitates dog barking ] 298 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,693 -[ Screaming ] 299 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:37,863 -Get him, Toto! Get him, Toto! 300 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,231 -[ Imitates bone snap ] 301 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,399 -[ Gasps ] 302 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,469 [ Crowd groans ] 303 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,805 -Well, you're not in Kansas, anymore, Dorothy. 304 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:46,906 -My little dog's neck. 305 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,140 -Good night. 306 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,977 -You broke my [bleep] dog's neck! 307 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,947 [ Cheers and applause ] 308 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,949 ♪♪ 309 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,652 -You know, I'm going to try to sell this CD the best I can, 310 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:02,388 because this is a CD called "Songs About the Car." 311 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,989 -Oh, we all love cars. 312 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,324 -I sleep in mine sometimes. 313 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,425 -Do you? -Yes, I do, 314 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,427 'cause the rent's cheap. 315 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:12,198 And you know where I park my car most of the time? 316 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,834 -Parking lot? -No. In my garage. 317 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,636 -You sleep in your car that you park in your garage? 318 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,071 -That's right. 319 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,207 -Which I'm guessing is attached to your house. 320 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,441 -I can't go inside. 321 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,176 The wife's having an affair. 322 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,478 But, you know -- 323 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,782 -"Unlikely names for men's deodorant." 324 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:30,983 -Excuse me. -Yeah? 325 00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:32,485 -I notice you're out of the Pork Rind. 326 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,120 -Yeah. 327 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,621 -Would you like the Stink Stick? 328 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,790 -Yes, please. 329 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:40,259 I would like to... 330 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:44,263 -"If farmers did everything in a sexy way." 331 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,643 [ Laughter ] 332 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:02,281 [ Cheers and applause ] 333 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,789 [ Laughter ] 334 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,197 [ Buzzer ] 335 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,467 -We should have brought a pail. 336 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,135 -You should have brought a cow! 337 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:26,105 [ Laughter ] 338 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:31,143 -"Unlikely ways for a news anchor to start the bulletin." 339 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:34,513 -Hey, listen up, y'all. 340 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,648 [ Laughter ] 341 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,383 [ Buzzer ] 342 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:40,986 -[ Chuckles ] They believe me. 343 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,489 Welcome to the 6:00 news. 344 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,557 I'm Aaron Tucker. 345 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,258 [ Buzzer ] 346 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,130 -Are you kidding me? 347 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,333 You're not going to believe this! 348 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,603 [ Buzzer ] 349 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:03,242 -[ Laughing to self ] 350 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,745 And now, a tragedy in Toronto. 351 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,080 [ Laughter ] 352 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,883 [ Buzzer ] 353 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,953 -"If people had to provide their own sound effects 354 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,322 in everyday life." 355 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,598 -[ Imitating train ] Choo choo choo choo choo choo. 356 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,566 Woo-woo! 357 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,601 Choo choo choo choo. 358 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:29,835 Bloop. 359 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:35,641 Choo choo choo choo. Bloop. 360 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,643 Woo-woo! 361 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,112 -Choo choo choo choo choo. 362 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,249 [ Buzzer ] 363 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,084 -Hey, everybody, don't go anywhere. 364 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,086 We'll be right back with more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 365 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,754 right after this. 366 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,090 Stay tuned. 367 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,563 -Alright, guys, we're going to play a game now entitled 368 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,665 "Scene with Masks." 369 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,200 This is for all four of our performers, 370 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,169 starting with Wayne and Colin. 371 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,038 Alright, everyone's got a mask. 372 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,140 This is Jeff's. -Jeff's. 373 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,075 -And this is Ryan's. -Ryan's. 374 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,777 -And this is Wayne's. -Wayne's. 375 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,713 -And this is Colin's. -Colin's. 376 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,082 -Now, the way this game works is that you're gonna act out 377 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,984 a scene wearing a mask, and you're going to assume 378 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,853 a character based on the mask that you're wearing. 379 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:23,555 Wayne and his wife, Colin, are at the doctor's. 380 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,424 Ryan enters as a doctor before finally, 381 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,626 a nurse, played by Jeff, arrives on the scene. 382 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,262 And the rest is up to you, gentlemen. Take it away. 383 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,068 -Honey, I think my water broke. 384 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,804 -[ Elderly voice ] Oh, no. We got to get a doctor out here. 385 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,140 Oh, sweetheart, my little patoo. 386 00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,174 -Oh, I love it when we just 387 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,742 steal moments like this together. 388 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,743 -[ Doofy voice ] I'm sorry I was late. 389 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,745 I was with another patient. 390 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,580 -My wife's water just broke. 391 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,582 -Oh, she's crowning as we speak! 392 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,419 -I want to see your diploma! 393 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:57,289 -I've got walls full of diplomas. 394 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,292 -[ Imitating Igor ] Doctor. Doctor, is everything okay? 395 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,262 -Well, yeah. Her water broke and she's crowning. 396 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,664 We're going to have to get that baby out of there. 397 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,967 -We got to boil some water or something. 398 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,338 -Boil some water and get me some scissors! 399 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,306 You're going to have to lay down, ma'am. 400 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,743 -We got to do our exercises like in Lamaze class, baby. 401 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,450 -Look at us, four grown men. 402 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,719 [ Laughter ] 403 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,621 -[ Laughing ] Let's have a look there. 404 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,123 Oop! Oh, I got her. 405 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,658 Oh, I'm gonna snip the cord. 406 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:33,959 -Put her in the boiling water! 407 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,528 -I'm going to tie a knot in the cord for you. 408 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,530 No, not in the boiling water! 409 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,666 -Well, why did you tell me to boil water then? 410 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,634 -I wanted to clean her up after. 411 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,570 -I am not having a good time! 412 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,805 -Look, if you don't like the way we work here, 413 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,674 then you can just go somewhere else. 414 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:49,908 -[ Screams ] 415 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,879 [ Buzzer sounds repeatedly ] 416 00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:56,315 -Four grown men. 417 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,451 -Wow. 418 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:03,022 -That's gonna be a classic! 419 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,623 -I have Emmys. 420 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,126 [ Laughter ] 421 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,194 ♪♪ 422 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:15,000 -And now we're going to play a game entitled "Hoedown!" 423 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,568 This is for all four of our performers 424 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,905 with the help of Laura Hall at the piano. 425 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,274 And what I need from our audience 426 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,444 is someone you would share a house with. 427 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,347 [ Overlapping shouting ] 428 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,983 Well, I heard "mom." 429 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,451 Mom. That makes a lot of sense. 430 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,821 Yeah, sure. So let's hear the Mom Hoedown. 431 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:39,558 ♪♪ 432 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,894 [ Crowd clapping in time ] 433 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:47,633 ♪♪ 434 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,334 -♪ I live with my mom ♪ 435 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,537 ♪ Yep, 'cause I'm grown ♪ 436 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,641 ♪ So now I find myself living with my folks at home ♪ 437 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:59,011 ♪ A domicile is a place that I am needing ♪ 438 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,746 ♪ I'm 46 ♪ 439 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,148 ♪ But I'm still breastfeeding ♪ 440 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,084 [ Laughter ] 441 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,219 [ Applause ] 442 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,254 -♪ Many people think that -- ♪ 443 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,090 [ Stumbles ] 444 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:16,228 ♪♪ 445 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,564 [ Applause ] 446 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,533 ♪♪ 447 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,735 God, I hate this [bleep] game. 448 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,005 [ Laughter ] 449 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,474 ♪ I live with my mother ♪ 450 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,375 ♪ She nags me every day ♪ 451 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,377 ♪ She nags me while I'm working ♪ 452 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,346 ♪ She nags me while I play ♪ 453 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,350 ♪ She is the total worst person ever all around ♪ 454 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,152 ♪ Still, she's 100 times better ♪ 455 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,454 ♪ Than singing a "Hoedown" ♪ 456 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:46,158 [ Cheers and applause ] 457 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:50,195 -♪ My mother and I don't get along real good ♪ 458 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:54,099 ♪ She's always got something to say in the hood ♪ 459 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,369 ♪ I don't insults -- they -- ♪ 460 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,671 [Bleep] [bleep] [bleep]. 461 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,374 [ Laughter ] 462 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,043 ♪♪ 463 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,947 ♪ My mother and I, she's always got something to say ♪ 464 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,918 ♪ She throws out the insults every single day ♪ 465 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:16,889 ♪ They come from the left and right, what a barrage ♪ 466 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,657 ♪ Thank God I'm sleeping ♪ 467 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,926 ♪ In the car in the garage ♪ 468 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,796 [ Laughter ] 469 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,667 -♪ Well, I love my mother, I love her oh, so much ♪ 470 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,571 ♪ She raised me and reared me and nurtured me and such ♪ 471 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,839 ♪ But she's laid back ♪ 472 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,542 ♪ I could smoke and drink a million beers ♪ 473 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,143 ♪ But she don't say nothing ♪ 474 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,712 ♪ She's been dead for 15 years ♪ 475 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:45,250 -♪ Dead for 15 years ♪ 476 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,487 [ Buzzer ] ♪ Dead mother ♪ 477 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,922 -Alright, everybody, don't move. 478 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,558 There's more "Whose Line?" coming at you right after this. 479 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,897 -Hey, everybody, and welcome back to "Whose Line?" 480 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,132 That is our show tonight. 481 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,934 Our winners are Ryan Stiles and Wayne Brady, 482 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,402 so please join the others and read out the credits -- 483 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,703 -That's never happened before. 484 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,005 -...as if you were all party goers drunkenly declaring 485 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,640 your love for the camera. 486 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:12,077 Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night. 487 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,879 -You guys having a good time? -Yeah. 488 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:14,980 -Party's awesome. 489 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,848 -Oh, hey. Excuse me, fellas. 490 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,284 -There's a camera there. 491 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,887 -Can I talk to you for a second? 492 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,922 Hey, girl. You are tall. 493 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,891 Hey. 494 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,459 -Hey, man. She's too tall for you. 495 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,995 -Hey, man. Okay, cool, cool. 496 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:33,165 -She's too tall for me, too. 497 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,835 -So what do you want, you want tall or smooth? 498 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,303 -I've got cake pops. 499 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,539 -I work on a show with no publicity budget. 500 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,441 -Oh, me, too! 501 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,743 [ Cheers and applause ] 502 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,178 -Cheers. -Cheers! 503 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:51,450 ♪♪