-Good everyone, everybody, and welcome
to a very special episode of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
starring Wayne Brady,
Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles,
and our favorite guest performers.
Let’s have some fun!
Hello, everyone, and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway" --
the show where everything is made up
and the points don’t matter.
In every recording that we do, there’s always amazing material
we just can’t find a place for in our final shows,
so we’ve put together this compilation
of the very best games,
moments, and outtakes that you have never seen before.
Hope you enjoy.
♪
Now, we’re gonna play a game called "Forward Rewind."
This is for all four of our performers,
starting with Wayne and Colin.
So, guys, come on down.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, our guys are gonna be acting out a scene,
and at certain points, we’re gonna hear a command
that’s gonna instruct them to either rewind
or forward the action.
So can we hear those sound effects now, please?
-Forward! Rewind!
-Now, your scene is that Wayne is a young woman who...
-Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
-Did you not understand it? -No, wait a minute.
-Wayne, say "forward" for me.
-Forward. -Say "rewind."
-Rewind.
-Mystery solved, Ryan Stiles.
[ Laughter ]
-Forward! -Mystery solved.
-Rewind!
-He would have gotten away with it
if it wasn’t for those meddling kids
-And that dog. -And that dog.
-Now, the scene is that Wayne is a young woman
who is possessed by demons or the devil.
Colin is your frantic mother. Frantic!
And Ryan is a priest who enters and tries
to exorcise the evil spirit out of Wayne.
Keegan is the evil demon that materializes.
-Yes. -What?!
Enjoy.
-Mother, I will not let you in.
I can’t! I can’t!
[ Sobbing ]
-There’s another door here.
[ Laughter ]
What’s wrong, dear? What’s wrong?
-[ Mutters, growls ]
-Oh! Aaahhhh!
Aah! Aah! -[ Growling ]
You will never have her.
[ High-pitched voice ] Oh, please!
I will not!
Rewind!
[ Imitates tape rewinding ]
[ High-pitched voice ] Please don’t!
[ Laughter ]
-There’s another door here.
-Forward!
-There’s another door here. -Open the --
I will now have you!
-[ Chanting indistinctly ]
-Oh! Run, Father, run! Oh!
[ Laughter ]
-[ Vocalizing operatically ]
-Oh! Oh!
Oh! Aah! Oh! Oh!
[ Vocalizing continues ]
-Aah! Aah!
[ Screaming ]
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Rewind!
-[ Imitating tape rewinding ]
-[ Vocalizing operatically ]
-[ Singing gibberish ]
-Forward!
[ Chanting indistinctly ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Singing operatically ]
-My daughter! What have you done to my daughter?
-She’ll be alright. The spirit has left her now.
-Oh! -[ Growling ]
-I’m out of here. -Rewind!
-[ Growling ]
-Forward!
[ Growling ]
-I’m out of here. -Rewind!
-I’m out of here. -[ Growling ]
-Forward! -[ Growling ]
-I’m out of here.
-This is a one-bedroom apartment!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Rewind! Back to the top.
-This is a one-bedroom apartment!
-[ Growling ]
-I’m out of here.
-[ Growling ]
-She’ll be alright. The spirit has left her.
-What have you done to my daughter?!
-[ Chanting indistinctly ] -[ Growling ]
-[ Vocalizing operatically ]
[ Chanting continues ]
-[ Growling ]
-[ Speaking gibberish ]
-[ Imitating tape rewinding ]
-[ High-pitched voice ] Mother, you don’t understand!
-There’s another door here! -I can’t let you in, Mother.
[ Sobbing ] -What’s going on?
-[ Growls ] Ooh, soup.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Soup. [ Laughs ]
-That’s just how we get down here at "Whose Line."
You always know when some ladies are screaming and shrieking,
some [bleep] is about to jump off.
That’s not gonna make it into the show.
-When stuff gets Gregorian, somethin’ about to happen.
-Right?
[ Both chanting indistinctly ]
-Yeah, that was hot.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah.
-Whoo!
♪
-Now we’re gonna play a game called "Hats."
This is for all four of our performers. Come on down.
Wayne and Jeff are here. Ryan and Colin are over there.
Grab your hats. Here’s how this game is gonna work.
This is a quick-fire game in which each pair
must use their box of hats to come up with as many examples
as possible of the world’s worst dating video, alright?
When you are ready gentlemen, oh, dear Lord, take it away.
[ Laughter ]
-May I inspect the poop deck?
-Uh, yes. [ Buzzer ]
-Oh. -Yay!
[ Laughter ]
-I’m ready to "four score."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Very nice. [ Buzzer ]
-You’re gonna feel a small prick.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh, yeah, I’m "dragon."
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-I’m going in.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Why, yes, I do prefer the caboose.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
[ Laughter ]
-Like a horse.
-Ah! [ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Like a cow.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-How do you think I got the name the Great Pumpkin?
[ Laughter ]
I have a big penis.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Baby, I’ve always got protection.
[ Laughter ]
[ Imitates spray hissing ]
In your eye!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Imitates spray hissing ]
-Get away from there!
-[ Laughs ]
-I’m like the New England Patriots --
My balls just don’t feel quite right.
[ Audience "ohhs" ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Ahhhh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, everybody, there’s more "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
coming right after these messages.
Don’t go anyplace.
-Now we play a game called "Daytime Talk Show."
This is for all four of performers.
Come this way.
The way that works is Colin’s gonna be the host
of a daytime talk show and Ryan and Keegan
are gonna be members of the public
that are appearing as guests on the show.
Wayne is gonna be a person in the audience asking questions
of the guests, and the theme of the daytime talk show
is going to be "Star Wars."
Colin, take it away.
-We’re here with Luke Skywalker,
who’s been trying to find some inner peace using the Force.
How is that going for you?
-Well, it’s going okay.
You know, it’s just that I miss my uncle and my aunt
on Tatooine. -What happened to them?
-Well, they got burnt alive.
-Yes. -By the Empire.
And so I got a little -- You know,
I’m holding a little grudge against the Empire.
-I see. -Another thing is, I just
feel really alienated, ’cause I...
[Voice breaking] ’cause I don’t know who my dad is.
-That’s alright, that’s alright.
Maybe we can find out who that is.
-And I was just wanting maybe a DNA test or something.
If I could just find out --
if I could just find out who my father is.
-Well, interesting, interesting.
Well, we also have here someone who wants to share
the Empire’s side -- a Mr. Darth Vader.
Darth?
-How are you? It’s nice to be here today.
-I’m fine. How are you? I have to say,
you sound much more different in person than you do...
-I had a little throat surgery done.
-Oh, did you?
-Turns out my larynx was oversized.
-Alright, what do you say to charges that you are just evil,
and you are bringing evil into the galaxy?
-I’ve changed through meditation.
-Have you? -Look...
I wanted a lot of things in the past,
but I’ve mellowed out. I moved up to Coeur d’Alene.
Things are just fine for me now.
-Oh, yes? Well, I don’t know if we should tell this
right now... -That’s in Idaho.
-...but we have taken some of your DNA, and you are, in fact,
Luke Skywalker’s father!
-Oh!
Oh, my God, you’re my -- Oh, my God, you’re my father!
-I suppose you want to borrow the car.
[ Laughter ] -This is outrageous!
Oh, we have someone in the audience
who wants to ask a question. Yes, sir?
-[ Imitating Chewbacca ]
-Yes. -[ Imitating Chewbacca ]
-This is a friend of yours? -No, no, no,
but he’s already said he’s changed his ways.
-[ Imitating Chewbacca ]
-I should give you the number of my throat guy.
-[ Imitating Chewbacca ]
-Listen, fuzz ball!
He said he moved to Coeur d’Alene.
You don’t do that unless you’ve turned over a new leaf.
-That’s true. -Alright, let’s calm down.
Let’s calm down. Thank you for your input, sir.
You must be just reeling from this information.
-I just -- I don’t know what to say.
Can I see your face? I just want to see your face.
I just want to see what the likenesses are,
if there’s any similarities. -Alright.
-Oh, my God! -[ Screaming ]
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
-Oh, God! -That’s disgusting!
Yes, sir. You have a question?
-Yes, my name is Shariko Calrissian.
[ Laughter ] -Nice to meet you.
-My husband, Lando, he was killed trying
to defeat the Empire. -Oh, I’m sorry.
-And I just want to know from your daddy
what he plans on doing to try to help me
raise my 13 kids in the Cloud City of Bespin.
-You’re the First Lady of Cloud City.
Can’t you get a regular job?
Can’t you get any job you want in Cloud City?
-I could get a job...
if you had not upraised all the factories
with your little ships that were shaped like bow ties.
-Let’s just keep it calm.
-You’re a beautiful woman. Don’t worry about it.
-No, we don’t do this, sir. -[ Imitates lightsaber buzzing ]
-Oh, you want lightsabers.
I got a lightsaber for you. I got a lightsaber for you.
-Alright, this is outrageous. Stop.
-[ Imitates lightsaber buzzing ]
-Alright, alright, alright!
-Stop it! Stop it!
-[ Screams ] You cauterized my arm!
-This doesn’t do anything anymore!
[ Laughter ]
-Well, obviously this is something
we’re not gonna solve today.
But don’t worry that this is gonna be the last show.
-Oh, there it is. -There is another.
-Nothing. Nothing.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪
-Well, as many people know, I was born in Scotland.
-Oh, were you? -Yeah.
-I didn’t know that.
-[ Sighs ] [ Laughter ]
-Well, many other people know that, and I still hold a...
-I did know that. I don’t know why I said I didn’t know that.
-I don’t know why you say anything.
Alright, but I tell you, this --
When I hear this song, I tell you,
I just want to whip on a kilt and blow into a bladder.
[ Laughter ]
Bagpipes. You know, bagpipes.
[ Laughter ]
-Bad things to say during a slow dance.
[ Laughter ]
-I’m losing my erection.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, there it is. Okay.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Inappropriate times to take a selfie.
-[ Crying ]
[ Whispering ] I set it up.
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience "ohhs" ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-This is the joy of childbirth, man.
Look at my little ones.
Look at my little ones coming into the world.
Here, let me just...
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-[ Crying ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Strange things to see on an home improvement show.
-So, Barry, it’s six months later, and, now,
you buried the bodies here six months ago,
and I can hardly smell a thing.
-That’s because I used a layer of charcoal and lime.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, when you’re preparing meth,
ventilation is very important.
First thing I do is, I cut a...
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitates hammer pounding ]
Okay, the room is finished.
Well, let’s just move onto the --
Oh, I should have put a door in here probably.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Jobs you should never give old people.
-No, no, you’re gonna to be great, okay? Just relax.
Get the fluffer.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Spits ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Spits ]
-Where you going?
-I got to -- My car’s double parked.
-Alright.
Don’t let that go to waste.
-Alright. [ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Don’t move. There’s more of "Whose Line" coming at you
right after these messages.
Stick around.
-Alright, and now we’re going
to keep it wholesome, ladies and gentlemen.
We’re going to play a game called "Dubbing."
This is a game for Colin, Ryan, and Wayne,
so come on down, guys.
In this game, we’re also going to involve our star guest
from "The Vampire Diaries," Candice Accola!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. -Hi, again.
-So, the way that this game works is that Ryan and Wayne
are gonna act out a scene with Candice, okay?
But, Candice, you’re not gonna actually use your own voice.
Colin is gonna provide the lines for you,
and you just have to, like, kind of mouth along
with whatever madness come out of his face hole.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
You’re gonna be acting out a deleted scene
from "The Vampire Diaries"!
Yes, interesting. Okay. -Oh.
-And in the scene, vampire Ryan
is trying to suppress his bloodlust
on a date with you, Candice.
And Wayne is Ryan’s evil vampire brother
who comes in to attack her.
Hmm. Sounds familiar. Take it away.
-I often come up here at night.
-[ High-pitched voice ] I love it up here, too.
It’s beautiful and very romantic.
-Yes, it is.
-Oh, when you look at me with those eyes, I...
I almost feel I would do anything you asked.
-Really? I don’t suppose you’d look
at something over there like this, would you?
[ Laughter ]
-Watch. I can do it the other way, too.
And the other way.
-That way’s best! That way’s best!
Oh, gorgeous...
Oh!
-Oh! What the hell?
[ Laughter ]
-He never told you about his smolderingly dark brother?
-Hello, Victor.
-Hello, Trent.
-I didn’t expect to see you up here.
-The unexpected is my calling card.
-Do you two know each other?
-We will now. [ Laughter ]
-Oh, I’m drawn to his...fingers.
I can’t take my eyes off his fingers.
They’re like...fingers.
[ Singing gibberish ]
-Stop, stop!
Oh! The sun’s coming out.
-Oh. -I have sunscreen.
-Aw!
Thank you.
[ Laughter ]
-I guess there’s something I should tell you both.
-What? -I, too, am a vampire!
-What?! -Ah-ha-ha!
I got your nipples! -Oh! Oh!
-[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Can we give it up for Candice Accola?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yay!
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
I totally watch "Vampire Diaries."
I really enjoyed that.
She give you a little bit of a pinch there?
-She really got it. -’Cause you asked her.
[ Laughter ] -She knows where they are.
-You were like, "Harder, girl, harder."
-I’m gonna write this in my vampire diary.
[ Laughter and applause ]
♪
-How about San Francisco?
So, we’re gonna do an album entitled
"Songs of San Francisco."
Take it away, boys.
-You know, one of my favorite groups throughout the years
has been the Dixie Chicks.
-[ Gasps ] I love the Dixie Chicks.
-Yeah. -I drink from their cups.
-Yes. Totally different Dixies.
-Is it? -Yes.
[ Laughter ]
[ Breathes deeply ]
Do they actually even still make Dixie cups?
-I think they do. -Alright.
-Yeah, it’s a brand name, so we can’t mention it.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-But I think they do... -Alright.
-...still make Dixie cups.
-Well, this is one of their most unusual recordings.
-Oh.
-Because in this, the Dixie cu--
Chicks, they were singing their song, and during it,
they actually starting turning into chickens.
-What? -Yeah.
-What?! Dixie Chicks into Dixie chickens?
-During the course of the song.
You listen to this, and you’ll be amazed at
"You Broke My Heart on the Golden Gate."
[ Country music plays ]
-Howdy, y’all. -How y’all doing tonight?
Y’all having fun?
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Alright.
♪
-[ Scatting ]
[ Both scatting ]
♪
Sing it, Natalie.
-♪ We first met, and you took me on a date ♪
-[ Clucks ]
[ Laughter ]
-♪ To the Golden Gate ♪
♪ Well, you took me up there on the bridge ♪
♪ As the fog was rolling in ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I didn’t know when love would begin ♪
-♪ Oh, I was waiting up there [Clucks] ♪
♪ On top of the bridge ♪
♪ To be your girl would be my world ♪
♪ It would be such a privilege ♪
♪ And I don’t understand ♪ -[ Clucks ]
-♪ How we’re a perfect match ♪
♪ But I just beg, here, take this egg ♪
♪ Because it’s about to hatch ♪
♪ So ♪
[ Both clucking ]
[ Clucking ] -[ Clucking ]
-[ Imitates machinery whirring ]
-[ Clucking loudly ]
[ Laughter ]
-[ Imitates machinery whirring ]
-[ Clucking loudly ]
-♪ That’s why ♪
♪ I took him to the Golden Gate ♪
-♪ Took him to the Golden Gate ♪
-♪ And you broke my heart that day ♪
♪ I thought I was gonna get some ♪
♪ But the eggs were the only thing that I’d lay ♪
-[ Clucking ]
[ Both clucking ]
[ Music ends, cheers and applause ]
-That is really weird. I don’t remember dropping acid.
-No.
-Hey, everybody, don’t move because we’ve got more
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" for you, right after these messages.
Stay there.
-Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
That is our show. Tonight all four
of you lovely gentlemen are our winners,
so I’d like you to read out the credits
as if you’re all skittish woodland creatures
inspecting the camera.
Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
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