1 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,074 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:26,055 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:29,891 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,896 'Cause we on 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,799 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,235 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:40,432 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,511 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:46,877 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,243 And... 11 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,408 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,681 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,724 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,823 --> 00:01:00,191 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,786 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,196 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,395 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,564 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:42,792 Big shot. 20 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,599 Now where the fuck is Patrick? 21 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,003 Where is Patrick? 22 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:47,437 He's playing hide and seek. 23 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:48,941 I hide him. You seek him. 24 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,274 - That's a dangerous game. - Not really. 25 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,404 If Pat doesn't suit up, then he can't get hurt. 26 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,981 You really wanna go there? 27 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,812 I just did. It's your move. 28 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,613 Patrick is a principled guy. 29 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,344 You are now staring down the barrel 30 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,922 of a Le'Veon Bell situation. 31 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,457 Are you okay with that? 32 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,321 I'm on my way back to LA right now. 33 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:06,936 When I land, we're gonna hammer out this deal. 34 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,271 Make sure you bring your checkbook. 35 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,695 You make sure you find your client. 36 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,526 You wanna make a fucking deal, bitch? 37 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,998 I'm waiting for you. 38 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,962 Some people are in a constant state of conflict. 39 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,194 They need it to survive. 40 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:49,494 Others despise it, 41 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,469 but no matter how hard they try... 42 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,400 they can't avoid it. 43 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,803 Where do I stand? 44 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,006 Do you need to ask? 45 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,143 To the victor go the spoils. 46 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,358 Meditation. 47 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:18,727 Breathing. 48 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,559 God, you're becoming so LA, Charles. 49 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,233 How'd you find me? 50 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,006 Benny said you were taking your lunches out here. 51 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,235 Benny talks a lot. 52 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,075 Yeah, well, he's a comer. 53 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,150 Be good to him. Cultivate that relationship. 54 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,620 What's wrong with you, Charles? 55 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,822 You stressing out about your deal? 56 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,858 Trying not to stress out about anything. 57 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,985 Doctor told me to find a place that resonates with me. 58 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,791 - "Resonates"? - Yeah. 59 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,865 Help keep my cortisol levels down. 60 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,298 Okay, I'll bite, Charles. 61 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,926 What exactly does elevated cortisol cause? 62 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,034 Well, according to WebMD, muscle weakness, spasms, 63 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,201 severe irritability, extreme fatigue, 64 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:06,269 constipation, headaches, anxiety, inflammation. 65 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,972 Basically, it makes you die faster. 66 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,783 Shit, I think I got that too, Charles. 67 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,581 So, you know what? 68 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,214 We're all freakin' dying, huh? 69 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,621 But who amongst us has really lived? 70 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,158 Hmm? 71 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,589 - Hmm. - Yeah. 72 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,595 Forget about the beach. Forget about the ocean. 73 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,161 I find that the most impactful way 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,235 to fight inflammation is with success, 75 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,564 which is why I think you're gonna be very excited to hear 76 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,565 that I'm offering you an extension. 77 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,439 $10 million over four years. 78 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,105 Now, how's your cortisol now, motherfucker? 79 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,845 - I thought you hated me. - No. 80 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,918 Well, love and hate are closely aligned. 81 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,878 But you've done an excellent job. 82 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:50,590 Then why do you torture me? 83 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,387 Why does my wife torture me? 84 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,354 'Cause it makes me better. See? 85 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,193 That's what... That's what partnership is all about. 86 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,394 That was a good talk. Thank you. 87 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,836 Seems like there has to be a better way. 88 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,103 Well, if you find it, please be sure to tell me about it. 89 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,768 But in the meantime, let's keep this train chugging along. 90 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,242 All right? All right. 91 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,841 Hey, I'ma need to talk to my wife before I commit. 92 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,609 Yeah, of course. Who doesn't? 93 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:17,675 Nah. It's different this time. 94 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,618 I had a heart attack. Two of them, actually. 95 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,622 Yeah, I know. Benny told me. 96 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,604 Babe, what time are we eating? 97 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,755 It's almost done. 98 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,459 Who is it? 99 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,468 You got wax in your ears, man? Who is it? 100 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:37,401 It's an unknown caller. 101 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,904 What you two whispering about? 102 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,550 Well, you know what? I ain't afraid no more. 103 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,118 Put it on speaker. Let's see who it is. 104 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,142 Pick it up. 105 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,707 Hello? 106 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,025 Hi. Is this Ricky Jerret? 107 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,018 Fuck. She sounds sexy. You should've been afraid. 108 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,019 Yeah, this is Ricky Jerret's phone. 109 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,153 Oh, okay. 110 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,589 Spit it out, bitch. 111 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,057 This is Derek McLay's office. 112 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,335 Is Ricky available to speak with him? 113 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,328 What, Derek can't dial his own calls? 114 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:02,692 Put him through. 115 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:03,762 - I love you. - Mmm-hmm. 116 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,331 Ricky. 117 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,405 Sorry for the cold call, but it had to be done. 118 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,595 I love the radio show. Think your POV is 100. 119 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,797 Can we meet up? 120 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,034 Talk about some projects you'd be perfect for? 121 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,599 The only projects that I know about I ain't going back to. 122 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,040 No. No, opportunities in media. 123 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,706 You could talk to my assistant. 124 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:23,909 Set some shit up. 125 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,349 How pretentious do you have to be 126 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,852 to have someone dial your phone? 127 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,981 No more pretentious than to have someone answer it for you. 128 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,586 TTD here. How may I help? 129 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:43,668 Your own personal Jesus 130 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,935 Someone to hear your prayers 131 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,271 Someone who cares 132 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,747 Feeling unknown And you're all alone 133 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:58,649 Flesh and bone By the telephone 134 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:03,190 Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer 135 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,290 Good morning, motherfuckers. 136 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,231 Are you ready to annihilate the competition? 137 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,996 Not this fuckwad over here. 138 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,126 Closer to annihilating each other. 139 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,398 What's going on? 140 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:19,769 Occupational hazard 141 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,417 of protecting your younger dickwad brother... 142 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,138 Okay, okay, look, look. It looked fine yesterday. 143 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,444 Yeah, but this morning, it swelled up like a cantaloupe. 144 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,882 - This doesn't look good. - Do you think, Reg? 145 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,950 Can you still play? 146 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,183 Oh, Jesus! I don't like that, mate. 147 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,812 It looks like the Elephant Man's cock. 148 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,115 Yo, man, I've seen worse. 149 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,489 Last year, Jason Kelce stepped on V's hand. 150 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,026 Broke a couple knuckles. 151 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,672 My metacarpal's fucked. 152 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:46,098 Oi. You gotta play, mate. It's nonnegotiable. 153 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:47,728 I'm not sure I can. 154 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,064 No disrespect, Lavar, 155 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,626 but true players play with pain. 156 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,081 Yeah, man, you gotta suck it up. 157 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,006 - Well said. - We are warriors. 158 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,975 Surrendering's what white people do. 159 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,011 Benedict Arnold, Jesus... All cowards. 160 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,342 Hey, man, it's time to call Doc Golden. 161 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,676 He's an orthopedist? 162 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,010 Not exactly. 163 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:23,194 The mighty hero returns with the spoils of war. 164 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,499 Kill him with kindness, not sarcasm. 165 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,766 Good to see you both, too. 166 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:27,738 What, did you get us a gift? 167 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,332 No, all this caffeine is for me 168 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,053 because I'm not leaving here without a deal. 169 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,841 - Nice machine you got there. - Oh, yeah. 170 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,232 We really stepped it up around here since you've been gone. 171 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,848 Well, you sure have. 172 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,179 I'd make this coffee myself, 173 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,220 but that machine looks way too complicated. 174 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,414 So, don't forget to add the vanilla, 175 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,082 because it cuts out all the bitterness. 176 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,586 I like it bitter. 177 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,154 Miss you, baby. 178 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,167 Wish we could celebrate in person. 179 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,227 I miss you too, baby. And congratulations. 180 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,668 You deserve it. 181 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,604 I thought you said Werner hated you, though? 182 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,342 Maybe I was wrong. Ha! 183 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,570 Well, maybe does hate you. 184 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,736 He just realizes he can't live without you. 185 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,579 - Is that how you feel? - Of course not. 186 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,545 - That's a silly question. - Good. 187 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,546 Baby, can you tell me you love me? 188 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,381 I love you. 189 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,955 But why are you acting insecure? 190 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,454 Yeah... 191 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,590 Uh... 192 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,687 I had a couple heart attacks. 193 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,989 What? 194 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,498 Minor ones. No big deal. 195 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:28,158 I didn't even know I had 'em until they told me in the ER. 196 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,788 You had a fucking heart attack, Charles, and you didn't tell me? 197 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,870 I didn't wanna worry you. 198 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,816 And what do you call what you're doing right now? 199 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,968 Listen, relax, baby. It's all good. 200 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,577 I'm all good. 201 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,077 And if it's any consolation, 202 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,114 I didn't accept Werner's offer because I told him 203 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,734 I needed to discuss it with you first. 204 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,115 Oh, oh. That's what we're discussing? 205 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,949 Charles, you have lost your motherfucking mind. 206 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:51,889 Besides the fact that I am a doctor, I am your wife. 207 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,292 I think that smog and that job have gotten to your head. 208 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,726 We're not talking about anything 209 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:00,062 except your physical condition anytime soon, asshole. 210 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,374 Universal Studios. 211 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:12,106 Home of Jaws, Breakfast Club, Animal House. 212 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,522 You couldn't get that movie made today. 213 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,091 Hell, nah, that's why we're here right now, 214 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,481 to bring the flavor back. 215 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,984 The world's gone too PC, and it's killing comedy. 216 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,329 And that's coming from a victim. 217 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,897 Well, what do we know about making movies? 218 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,822 Just as much as the niggas making 'em. 219 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,516 Ricky Jerret here to see Derek McLay. 220 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,208 Thought maybe y'all were here for the Ja Rule video shoot. 221 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,660 I'm just fucking with you. 222 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,247 And you thought comedy was dead, too. 223 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,497 I did. That I did. 224 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,867 That was good. 225 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,449 It's nice to see some brothers on the lot. 226 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,805 - My man. - All right. 227 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,220 We like what you're doing on Sirius, 228 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,342 but you have a face that should be seen, man. 229 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,544 - Thank you. - Hmm. 230 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,950 I prefer to be heard. 231 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,156 The hot-take thing comes at a price, especially to his friends. 232 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,653 Saying what's on your mind is dope. 233 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,739 And with our help, we think what you got going could be really good. 234 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,029 Oh. So, it's not good already? 235 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,588 Let me rephrase that. 236 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,827 It's good for a first timer. 237 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,666 But with our support, we can make something great. 238 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,444 You believe this guy? "First timer." 239 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,667 I couldn't agree more. 240 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,766 - Let's make it great. - Tell me something, Derek. 241 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,310 What's not so great about our shit? 242 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,897 Well, it's not that it's not so great. 243 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,970 We'd just love to hone your point of view. 244 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,291 You don't like my point of view now? 245 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,146 He didn't say that. 246 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,581 Just wanna focus you a little, 247 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,653 add some... topspin to it. 248 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,914 - I don't fuck with tennis. - This is what execs do. 249 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,149 Do your thing. 250 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,714 We wanna make your show a platform 251 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,350 for bigger opportunities going forward, much bigger. 252 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,157 You trying to turn me into Steve Harvey? 253 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,320 Try Michael Strahan. 254 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,423 Hell, yeah. You'd be great with that Kelly. 255 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,676 - That's right. - I love her, man. 256 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,726 - Is she as firm as she looks? - I would imagine. 257 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,201 I don't know. I've never felt her. 258 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,397 Derek, tell me something concrete, man. 259 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,907 I don't have it yet. This is just the beginning. 260 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,807 For someone with a lot of opinions, you ain't got no answers, man. 261 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,722 Ricky! Come on, man. He didn't mean it like that. 262 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,805 Yes, I did. 263 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,259 Got me driving through the Valley in the middle of rush hour. 264 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,261 You know how long it's gonna take to fucking get home? 265 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,345 I'm sorry, look, just get the Obamas involved. 266 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,151 I guarantee, he'll be back. Do your thing. 267 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,891 Yeah, this is only gonna hurt a little bit. 268 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,796 Now I know this shit's gonna kill. 269 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,391 Uh, what type of doctor are you exactly? 270 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,629 Yo, who said he was a doctor? 271 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,971 - You did, asshole. - Nah. 272 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,802 That's just what we call him, Doc Golden. 273 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,467 He works with horses, mostly. It's just a nickname. 274 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,702 He's a healer, like Jesus, but with needles. 275 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,609 He's like our go-to guy for anything pain management. 276 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,593 Couldn't have made it through high school without him. 277 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,813 Yo, is there another way that we could do this? 278 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,119 Would you prefer I grab your nuts and tell you to cough? 279 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,218 - No. - A'ight. 280 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,158 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 281 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,661 How long before it kicks in, Doc? 282 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,125 Now. 283 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,466 Okay. 284 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,071 Who wants a lollipop? 285 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,767 You just come here today to pay your bullshit forward? 286 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,741 - Isn't that more your thing? - This is gonna be fun. 287 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,678 Oh, I come in peace, Jay. 288 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,273 - Just tell us what you got. - Sure. 289 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,028 I'm prepared to meet the Russell deal. 290 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,463 Leading with an olive branch. 291 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,580 See? That's nice. 292 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,747 I will admit that I was overly aggressive 293 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,121 with our counteroffer, 294 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,354 so I'm willing to lose the salary-cap escalator. 295 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,692 A cricket is still closer to licking its balls 296 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,265 than you are to getting a deal done. 297 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,111 Oh, I see. So, you're telling me the Russell deal doesn't get this done? 298 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,330 Not for you. 299 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,098 - Does he have to be here? - Do you? 300 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,639 - I do. - This is my house. 301 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,436 Why don't you send your underlings again? 302 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,706 Can we just keep this nice, polite, professional? 303 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,440 Hey, can we get some more coffee and a bag of Depends? 304 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,948 - Mmm. - It's gonna be a long one. 305 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,847 Coffee, or maybe cocaine? 306 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,795 You wanna go back to... Yeah, get him some cocaine. 307 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,718 Your boss loves that. 308 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,018 I will knock $25 million off the ask right now. 309 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,683 Not one division leader had one of the highest-paid quarterbacks. 310 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,771 You can't leave your guy out there on that island alone. 311 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,888 Yeah. 312 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,931 Yeah, I wonder what that must look like, huh, 313 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,196 when one guy only looks out for himself and gets everything? 314 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,360 You know what? Fuck this. 315 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,847 Oh, what? You're gonna... You're running away again? 316 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,316 - This is bullshit. - Oh, what a shocker. 317 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,750 - Spence... - When the going gets tough, 318 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:02,951 the tough get the fuck outta here. 319 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:03,874 - Oh, is that right? - Okay. 320 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:04,875 Don't walk. Don't walk. 321 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,488 You're in this business because of me. 322 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,676 Oh! And you're only in this business at all because of me! 323 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,512 No one would hire you back then. No one! 324 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,916 What the fuck is your problem? 325 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,363 You wanna know what my problem is? 326 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,720 Let's figure it out. Uh... Okay. 327 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,383 You were my partner, and you bailed. 328 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:20,826 I was doing it for you. 329 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,658 Like you'd do anything for someone other than yourself. 330 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,661 Says the guy with no wife, no kids, and no fucking friends. 331 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,791 Yeah, I had a wife. She died. 332 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,732 Sure, I wasn't all broken up about it, but it counts for something. 333 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,532 And you know what? 334 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,198 Spencer, for the record... 335 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,009 you were my friend. 336 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,517 You're right. 337 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,222 You happy now? 338 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,562 Yeah, a little bit. 339 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,601 "A little bit"? Well, smile. 340 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,170 I said I was happy. Don't push it, Spence. 341 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,502 I see. You want me to go all in. 342 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,143 Joe... I'm sorry. 343 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,548 I should've stuck it out with you, and I didn't. 344 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,453 And I apologize. 345 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,382 Thank you. 346 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,057 I really appreciate you saying that. 347 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,601 Ah. 348 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,968 Well, you know, I wanna tell you, 349 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,515 - the place looks great. - Doesn't it look great? 350 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,700 - It does. - Right? Yeah. 351 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,173 And your wardrobe looks great. 352 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,119 - Ah, forget... This old thing? - You didn't even need... 353 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,354 You're kicking ass. You're killing it. 354 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,437 Oh, man. 355 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,923 You should see our plans for expansion. 356 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,391 I'll show 'em to you. They're fucking epic. 357 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,077 - Yeah? - Did you kiss and make up? 358 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,678 How does 150 sound? 359 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,421 And... 360 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,001 That. 361 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:10,862 That could work. 362 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,070 Hmm. 363 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,776 Mr. Thompson? 364 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,946 Hey. Charles. 365 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,950 Come on in. 366 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,511 Why don't you, uh, grab yourself a seat? Hmm? 367 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,355 I was gonna make myself a cocktail. 368 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,849 Join me. 369 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,895 No, thank you, sir, but I'm good. 370 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,321 Ah. Nonsense. 371 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,462 Best thing for a heart attack. 372 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,328 Single malt. 373 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,967 Scotch is good for the heart? 374 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,672 I don't know about all that, 375 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,535 but at least it'll have you worrying less. 376 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,671 Huh? 377 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,679 About my worrying... 378 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,810 Your offer was very generous, 379 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,083 but I have reservations. 380 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,051 Oh, it's just fear. 381 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,987 Yeah, four years is a substantial commitment. 382 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,888 No, no, I have no problems with commitment. 383 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,016 Good! 384 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,155 Then let's go further. 385 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,021 Part of me wants to do just that. 386 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,123 Part of me wants to stay and ride it till the wheels fall off. 387 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,897 We'll get new wheels. We'll get better wheels. Bigger wheels. 388 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,463 But the other part of me doesn't wanna die. 389 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,500 You're not gonna die, Charles. 390 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,169 I might if I keep working at this pace. 391 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,376 You know I respect you, right, Charles? 392 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,574 Regardless of how I've shown it. 393 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,647 Quite frankly, your bluntness has been, uh, quite refreshing. 394 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,019 Yeah. 395 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,717 But... I agree with you. 396 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,558 I've been hard on you, 397 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,922 maybe too hard on you. 398 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,655 In part, it's because 399 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,529 I was just preparing you for the rigors of the job, 400 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,599 and in part, it's because 401 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,534 I stopped taking my Lexapro. 402 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,237 That may have been a mistake. 403 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,633 Maybe so, but either way... 404 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,009 you are groomed and you are ready to take the helm. 405 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,474 I'm gonna give you free rein to do whatever you want, whenever you want. 406 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,012 This isn't just more money. 407 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,713 This is a promotion. 408 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,887 I've decided to sweeten up my offer, 409 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,927 and I am gonna make you president. 410 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,064 So, congratulations, Mr. President. 411 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,363 Take the weekend to think about it. 412 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,034 We'll talk to you on Monday, pal. 413 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,402 - Baby. - That's a dude, bro. 414 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,908 How'd the meeting go? 415 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,807 Did you charm him? 416 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,213 Oh, he was a real charm offensive. 417 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,275 Key word, offensive. 418 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,281 What'd you do, Ricky? 419 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,583 Nothing. 420 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,147 Nah, there's a distinct sound of guilt in your voice. 421 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,593 It wasn't my finest moment. 422 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,125 He almost made whitey cry. 423 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,228 I don't get it. 424 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,140 What's the point in going to take a meeting 425 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,084 if you're not gonna put your best self out there? 426 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,611 Shit, I don't know. I was being immature, 427 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,075 but the guy kept throwing this bullshit Hollywood lingo at us, 428 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,662 taking shots at our show and shit. 429 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,570 Yeah, the boy don't take criticism very well. 430 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,481 - So, you was frustrated? - Hell, yeah. 431 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,669 My first instinct was to frustrate him back. 432 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,247 I feel bad now, especially 'cause the guy was right. 433 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,545 We are all over the place, and we just started. 434 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,649 Shit, it's probably too late now anyway. 435 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,363 It's never too late to tell somebody they're right. 436 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,650 People love that shit. 437 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,062 Maybe I should get him a watch. 438 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,953 You can't buy forgiveness, baby, 439 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,358 unless you're paying with Chanel. 440 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,367 I don't see us up there, man. You sure you paid the entry fees? 441 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,223 Yeah. I wrote the check myself, mate. 442 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,851 - And it had a lot of zeros. - Uh-huh. 443 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,054 Yo, so where are we? 444 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,960 Look, they're playing us 'cause we black. That's what it is. 445 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,524 You can't say that every time you have an anxiety attack, Reg. 446 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,364 Wait, wait. Seeded 32 of 32? 447 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,132 Yo, no respect, man. 448 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,367 'Cause we're a new squad. 449 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,873 But don't they know who we are? 450 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,034 This ain't right, man. 451 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,339 Yo, Reg, look who just rolled up. 452 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:18,714 Who is this crew of Jesus Christ: The Musical nerds? 453 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,063 Man, them the guys that played me during my tryout. They didn't want me. 454 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,522 Yeah, well, we want you, mate. I'm glad you're here. 455 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,418 Hey, what is up, fellas? 456 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,857 It's nice to see that they let you all out and about. 457 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,158 - What up, clowns? - You still bitter? 458 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,024 You know, you shouldn't play angry, man. 459 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,042 Look at this dude, trying to tell V how to play a game. 460 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,728 Looking forward to the second round. 461 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,066 Yeah, well, worry about getting past the first. 462 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,973 Fuck you, you gangster Mouseketeers. 463 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,046 Takes a lot of confidence to show up late 464 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,384 to your own press conference. 465 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,185 The guy's a drama queen. What can I say? 466 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,125 Hey. 467 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,228 All right, everybody. 468 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,026 Thank you for coming here this afternoon. 469 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,401 I'm going to make this brief. 470 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,264 But first, there are a few things that I wanna address 471 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:15,240 before we get down to the business at hand. 472 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,612 First, let me set the record straight about my stance on the 18 games. 473 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,448 My vote was based upon an agreement that I had with the other owners, 474 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,483 and that agreement was broken. 475 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,218 The old guard is in charge, 476 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:31,099 and they're taking us down a path that will end 477 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,149 with the demise of our great game. 478 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:37,421 The future of football is with the players and the fans. 479 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,656 I've had the unique honor to participate 480 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,631 in our great game in many, many ways. 481 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,965 First as a young boy when I was 482 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,072 learning how to hit and get hit... 483 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,605 then what it means to be part of a team... 484 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,603 and then, finally, making it to the league. 485 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,779 And all along, I've always been a fan. 486 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,609 Now I'm lucky enough to be an owner. 487 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,580 Now, from this view, I can see that in order to move forward, 488 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,289 we're gonna have to clean up our past. 489 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,096 We need to take care of our guys, 490 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,323 starting with lifetime medical coverage 491 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,935 for everyone who's played three years or more. 492 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,164 I'm working every day to make that dream, 493 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,331 that necessity, a reality. 494 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,306 And one day, I sincerely hope that I'll be able 495 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,174 to stand up here with you guys and say, "We have succeeded." 496 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,873 But today, we take the first step towards doing right by our players. 497 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,882 And I am very proud to announce 498 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,681 the signing of a historic deal 499 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,154 for one of the league's most talented athletes. 500 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,791 But first, I wanna say thank you to Jason Antolotti 501 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,829 and my old compadre Joe Krutel 502 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,228 for getting the deal done. 503 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:50,533 I am honored to announce that we've signed Patrick Mahomes 504 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:54,606 to the largest fully-guaranteed deal in NFL history. 505 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,744 Now, if you have any questions, and I'm sure you do... 506 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,044 ask him yourself. 507 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,319 If you're lucky, sometimes conflict 508 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,651 comes with the sweetest of rewards... 509 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,085 Resolution. 510 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,220 But the next challenge, the next fight... 511 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,530 It's always just around the corner. 512 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,333 We spend our lives trying to live without pain... 513 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,995 but that's what feeds us. 514 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,239 Sometimes, it just breeds more conflict. 515 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,107 But other times... 516 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,378 it breeds success. 517 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,415 Pretty momma, make me fall 518 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,919 She know she my lady but she boogie now 519 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,961 Oh, my God. Look who's here. 520 00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:52,895 Daddy! 521 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,125 Gimme love You make me surrender, eh-hey 522 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,635 You make me surrender 523 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:03,207 What are you... What are you doing here? 524 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,336 - I'm home. - Oh, my God! 525 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,273 Hey! 526 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,445 Where you going? 527 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,423 You're the fuel to mi fire 528 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,290 Oh, Maayaa 529 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:22,157 You're the fuel to mi fire 530 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,960 Oh, Maayaa 531 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,926 You're the fuel to mi fire 532 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:28,958 Oh, Maayaa 533 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,001 You're the fuel to mi fire 534 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,812 You say I swear to leave me It a better lemme, it a little kitty 535 00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:48,011 Now she wanna come And light up my head man 536 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,816 She killer pretty No calamity, no super litty 537 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,585 And mi wanna take rush pon my head 538 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:53,751 Tentalize mi 539 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,125 Oh, you're sweet simmer I crave 540 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,494 Oh, mi gotta keep the tight face 541 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,996 Oh, but I smoke up the light weight 542 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,966 Oh, and then we kiss up, yeah, we hype 543 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,664 Breed a killer and him a diss har Hard to keep up, she bite me 544 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:08,264 I'ma sing along But she can come recite it 545 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,602 Oh, I put that bom-bom inside it 546 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,071 Oh, you know it's too much excitement 547 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,541 You know it's too much conniving 548 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,979 Sing, when I bring out the violin 549 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,049 Preach, when I bring out the sirens For you my dear 550 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:24,418 Gimme love You make me surrender, eh-hey 551 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,957 You make me surrender