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Kane is in the
building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends
never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women
single I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all
the girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin' So
this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go
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It's been a minute, big bro.
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I'm sorry I didn't get
down here sooner.
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Not that I didn't want to come,
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it's just that funerals and
cemeteries just aren't my thing.
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Yeah, but fuck it, we'd better get
used to it, huh? We're gettin' old.
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Well, I'm getting old.
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You know, tomorrow
is National Signing Day.
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I still remember
when you declared.
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Dad was goin' crazy.
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And I was so proud of you.
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It's a real shame it all
had to end the way it did.
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Fuck the NCAA.
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Mr. Granville?
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Mr. Robert Granville,
right? How ya doin' today?
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Not bad. How
'bout yourself, son?
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Oh, fantastic. Can you
hold this for a second?
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You've been served.
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And here, have an
Americano on me.
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All right, enjoy. I'm out.
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Today, you and I are
gonna take the fight to 'em.
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It's been a long time comin'.
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But as they say...
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Payback's a bitch.
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I'll catch you around, big bro.
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Fear the brow.
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I love AD. He's a
modern-day Bill Russell.
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You think I should
grow my unibrow back?
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What do you think? I had one.
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Like dude from Sesame
Street? Like Bert, right?
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- Yeah.
- But dressed like a pedophile.
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You know what?
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Jokes about sexual
predation aren't funny anymore.
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Maybe, you should check
out the news sometime.
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- My homies! How goes it?
- Hey...
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Nah, it's all good.
What's shakin', pal?
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Okay, I hope you guys haven't
changed your vibe about our pitch.
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I'm sorry to say we did.
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But out of respect, I
wanted to tell you in person.
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- I'm just fuckin' with y'all!
- Fuck! What?
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Why would you do that to me?
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Jokes are only funny when you're
delivering the punchlines, huh?
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- Eh...
- Funny motherfuckers,
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it's too early for the comedy.
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Why in the hell did
y'all wake us up?
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The truth is, we loved what
you guys pulled together.
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And it gave us the idea
for something bigger.
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- Huge.
- I like big.
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Now, you're talkin'
our language.
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Kyrie, KD, Serena,
Cristiano Ronaldo,
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what we do is fuse
the soul with the sole.
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And nobody does it like us.
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Sweet Lou, grab 'em.
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What we wanna do is create
the shoe for your skatepunk kids.
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- Wow.
- These just got back from the lab.
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They're just a sample. We're
open to any ideas you guys have.
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- Uh-huh.
- But that's just the half.
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Check this out.
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Look at this. Look at you!
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Mmm!
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Watch this.
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- Whoa!
- Okay.
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- That's pretty good!
- Yo! I see what you're doing.
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Yeah. You guys should definitely
keep the color, whatever you do.
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It's like a DMT trip,
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you know, when you're getting
shot down the boomerang pipe
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really fast, you're
goin' really...
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I can tell by your faces, no.
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Sorry, guys. I'm so sorry.
This is the League office calling.
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Hi. Ms. Brewer. You sure you
called the right ASM partner?
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Well, Mr. Krutel, your partner isn't
responding to calls, texts, or emails,
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so, he left me no
choice but to bother you.
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Okay, well, it's no bother.
What can I help you with?
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I think it's the
other way around.
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Okay, sure.
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What can you help me with?
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Well, I'm guessing from your
comedic one-liners that you don't know.
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- Know what?
- Spencer Strasmore filed a lawsuit
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against the NCAA this morning.
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Breathe in...
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Exhale.
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You're lookin' pretty
fluid there, big brother.
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I am fluid. Though I wish Rashard
were a 22-year-old Asian massage girl.
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- That would be better.
- I can make that happen. For a price.
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No, no, no. No Asian massage.
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You'll end up having a stroke
and staying an extra six months...
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- Well, fuck!
- Fuck what? Your kidney?
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No, the TV. Rashard,
turn it up, will ya?
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Is intrinsically corrupt.
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The NCAA has responded
by counter-suing Strasmore,
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claiming that intent to purchase
the rights for USC sports
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with the financial backing
of the Anderson brothers
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has breached his
fiduciary responsibilities.
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Fire up the jet! We're gonna
turn this deal into roadkill.
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And back over it, twice!
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Good morning, good morning,
Jerrets! What's up, baby?
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Y'all take a vow of
silence, or something?
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I'm gonna make
myself a smoothie.
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Yeah, y'all need a
smoothie? Y'all want one?
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Yeah, sure.
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You know, I want a
strawberry-banana,
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and you can mix some of
that shit right there into it.
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I feel like gettin' nice
and swole up today.
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- This here?
- Yeah.
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I don't know nothin' about this.
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"Ana..." I can't even
say this shit. What is this?
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Let me help you.
It's Androstenedione.
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- Anabolic steroid.
- AKA a PED.
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What, you been hangin' with
Jonny Bones Jones lately?
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Stop the bullshit, Ricky.
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This isn't gonna be a
deny-till-you-die situation.
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Who found it?
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Oh, right, right. Y'all
are in this together.
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Like when they merc'ed bin Laden,
never know who the shooter is.
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- Bunch of fuckin' snoops.
- Nobody snoopin', Rick.
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I found it in the trash when I
was looking for my Invisalign.
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Which, by the way, is still...
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How about I knock
your fuckin' teeth out
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for bringing this
shit in my house?
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- You won't need no Invisalign!
- Don't fuckin' deflect.
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Your boy's just trying
to look out for you.
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What is this, an intervention?
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You the morality police?
You're one to squawk, Dennis.
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I know what you had
to do to play in the '80s.
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And TTD, Mr. Opportunistic.
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And my girl! You're
supposed to have my back!
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Ride or die, remember?
My little Tupac!
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I know where you're
from. Remember that.
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- I mean, who are y'all?
- Your family.
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The only ones concerned
about your health.
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We ride with you, but not
without voicing our opinions.
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Well, you know what, it
sounds like y'all are judgin' me.
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We're not judgin' you,
but we are disappointed.
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Gonna tell your
friend, Charles? Hmm?
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I mean, he put his
ass on the line for you.
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On a new job, at that.
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Look at you. Always
lookin' out just for yourself.
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Learned from the best, right?
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Look, you better stop
worrying about my bad habits.
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I'm old and stubborn.
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But you better start
lookin' at yourself.
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Now, you gonna tell your boy,
Charles, when you talk to him later?
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He's your friend, man.
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Nope. I ain't gonna say a
damn thing, and neither are y'all.
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Or this family, we're gonna
be up shit's creek for real.
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You know,
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it was a common
practice in Ancient Rome
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for the emperor to, uh...
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To allow a moment
for the accused
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to renounce his beliefs
before going into battle.
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Confessions aren't my thing, Joe,
and I've never been afraid of a fight.
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You haven't been
thrown to lions, either.
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They're a lot more ferocious
than guys in three-point stances.
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Well, maybe I'm dumb,
but I have no fear.
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What you have is
arrogance. Don't be naive.
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People are not going to be
happy until you're torn to shreds!
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The NCAA and the NFL
are comin' after our asses!
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Yeah, that's right.
That's right. My ass, too.
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The NFL?
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Yeah! Yeah, they
sicced the dogs on us.
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- Who?
- Candace called
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and threatened to
revoke our registration.
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Don't care about any of it.
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Fucking delusional! The
way you rationalize shit!
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You took $250 million
from the brothers Anderson,
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and you partnered
with a 17-year-old boy
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on a regional sports network.
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Do you have any idea
how fucked up you are?
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I do. And none of
it's gonna affect you.
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Great. Thank you.
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Nothing more valuable
than a guarantee from a liar.
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Bring me Jerret's contract!
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Should've been waiting
on my desk already.
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Sorry, sir. Bringing it now.
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What's up, Rick?
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So, Greane, let's get
this thing goin' and signed,
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so, I can get back to
doing what I do best.
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Settle in. Ain't no rush.
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Slow down. Enjoy
the moment, brother.
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I have to admit, I really didn't
want this to happen for a while.
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When that whole situation
with the Whites went down,
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I didn't know what to do.
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It's funny, though, the whole
thing, it just challenged my character,
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and I came out the
other side the better for it.
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How'd it challenge
your character?
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Well, by forcing me to
choose a side, for one.
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Guess we know
how that turned out.
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We sure do. Sittin'
there, right in front of you.
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Go ahead and sign up,
baby. Congratulations.
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You know, Chuck,
character is a crazy-ass thing.
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Don't know what it is,
but you know what it isn't.
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Mmm. Well said, Rick.
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Pour myself a
drink, on that note.
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Sometimes, we don't recognize it
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- in ourselves till it's too late...
- Mmm.
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And the damage has been done.
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You know, me myself, I'm of
the mind that it's never too late.
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I don't think we
should go there, Chuck.
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Hmm?
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Go where?
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Lay on you what
I been cookin' up.
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Oh, shucks. I just had a
full plate of steak and eggs,
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so, whatever you cookin',
you can keep to yourself.
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- God is speaking to me right now.
- He ain't speakin' to me.
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Now don't lock
the Lord out, bro.
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Ricky, is this gonna upset me?
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'Cause if it is, just
keep it to yourself.
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I been usin' PEDs.
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What'd I just say?
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What did I say? I
told you not to tell me!
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What is wrong with you, Ricky?
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What is this undying need you have
to fuck over the people who love you?
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Damn it! God damn!
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00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:14,058
Let me tell you how this
plays out from here on forward.
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If you play great,
we're winners.
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If you test dirty after, say, the
fifth game or something like that,
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I'm clippin' your punk ass.
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No conversation, no
apology, no bullshit,
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no, "Wait, Chuck, I
need to talk," none of that.
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You never told me.
239
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- Hey! You understand?
- Yeah.
240
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You never told me. Ever!
241
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Now, sign the motherfuckin'
deal, you piece of shit.
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Glazed and Confused, on
location, coming to you live here,
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from sunny Southern California.
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Folks, I've gotten a lot
of big stories in my day,
245
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but really nothing compares
to what you're about to see.
246
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,936
Some stories are
local, some are national,
247
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this one changes the world.
248
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,910
With that, I'm welcoming the
one and only Spencer Strasmore
249
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on the day that he dropped a
massive lawsuit on the NCAA.
250
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,653
Yeah, sometimes, the
only way to affect change
251
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,281
is with a fight,
Jay, you know that.
252
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Whether it's college athletes,
college athletics, or the world at large...
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00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,055
Are you for real? You
beg me to go for a run,
254
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,740
and now, you got your
face buried in your phone?
255
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,790
The modern era, and
that hasn't happened yet,
256
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,419
and I, for one, am
fuckin' sick of it.
257
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,866
This fuckin' guy.
258
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,132
I ask him to do me a
favor for my friend, Jayda,
259
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,140
and in pure Spencer fashion, he
goes out and pimps her son instead.
260
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,539
- Did you fuck her?
- Fuck who?
261
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,287
You know who the fuck
who. Your friend Jayda.
262
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,281
No. I didn't fuck her. All right?
She's a friend from law school.
263
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,861
What kind of whore
do you think I am?
264
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,813
I'm the one gettin' fucked.
265
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,411
Now, I'm getting ready to go
old school, Curt Flood style,
266
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,048
so, get ready
for the revolution.
267
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,888
First and foremost, Jay...
268
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,758
Thinks he's fuckin'
Billy Graham.
269
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,956
Sweetheart! Balvenie, neat.
270
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,659
First of all, her name isn't
"sweetheart," it's Hannah.
271
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,827
And secondly, I just
gave you a new kidney.
272
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,097
I'd appreciate it if
you didn't abuse it.
273
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,163
I don't care what her name is,
274
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,299
the kidney you gave
me was far from new,
275
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,937
and now that it's in my
custody, I'll do with it as I please.
276
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,947
Peace of mind because,
Spencer, with this,
277
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,142
they are going to
come at you hard.
278
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,444
What the sports world
needs to understand is,
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00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,263
whether it's Chapel
Hill, whether it's Lubbock,
280
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whether it's Stillwater, or
whether it's Tallahassee,
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there is a street and a stadium
282
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:29,590
that has been built on the back
of a kid who used to play there.
283
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:34,123
Some of them went on to greatness,
but many more ended up anonymous.
284
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,499
And the sad part is, they
weren't able to cash in
285
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,161
when they had
something worth selling.
286
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,038
Coaches, professors, tennis
players, snotnose.com wannabes,
287
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:46,636
they can all max out on their
talents, except football players.
288
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,207
And that ain't right.
289
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,647
That's bullshit.
290
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,947
Everybody deserves
to earn a few beans.
291
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,544
Hell yeah, they do, paisan.
292
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,282
It's time these
kids gain control,
293
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,847
because when they're done,
no one will know who they are.
294
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,888
It really is a tragedy
of the unknown.
295
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,394
Names, faces, people, families,
296
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,522
they've all given more
than they've gotten back.
297
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,395
This is starting to
sound personal for you.
298
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,730
It is. I'm talkin' about family.
299
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,830
And when I talk family,
I'm talkin' about my brother,
300
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,466
William Strasmore II, who
was named after my Pops.
301
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,620
I knew him well, had a chance
to meet him back in the day.
302
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,340
That kid loved to play.
303
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,973
And his greatest joy was
always on the football field,
304
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,193
and that was taken
away from him.
305
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,694
Are you talkin' about
the shoulder injury?
306
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,983
I'm talkin' about
these bullshit rules.
307
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,080
The transfer rules that
let the coaches leave,
308
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,316
but yet lock the players up.
309
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,483
The sneaker deals
for the programs,
310
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:37,155
and these fucking ridiculous
eligibility rulings, all right?
311
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,758
It's all just another way to
keep these players in check.
312
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,995
They wouldn't reinstate him.
313
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,436
They wouldn't give him
back his last year of eligibility.
314
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,700
It's just typical
institutional bullshit.
315
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,332
This has clearly
taken a toll on you.
316
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,400
It's put me in a
very dark place.
317
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,322
But I'm not looking for
sympathy, I don't need it.
318
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,837
I'm only looking
for accountability.
319
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,247
They took his career
because of a rule.
320
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,013
But from me, they
took my brother,
321
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,523
and all the things that we were
destined to experience together.
322
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,452
An achievement means
nothing unless you can share it
323
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,686
with the ones you love.
324
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:11,792
So, this fight is in memory
of William Strasmore II,
325
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,300
and all the other
Williams coming up.
326
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,729
The NCAA has officially
been put on notice.
327
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:23,572
Felicia. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. You,
too. Take that sound bite, okay?
328
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,703
Take that clip right there,
329
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,247
have every single
employee here post it,
330
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,648
tweet it, 'Gram
it, Snap it, blast it,
331
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,982
call in favors to all
of our media contacts,
332
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,055
traditional and social.
333
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,818
Carpet-bomb the motherfuckers.
334
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,051
Operation William has begun.
335
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,165
Just wait here.
336
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,600
Good luck.
337
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,170
How you all doin' today?
338
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:57,266
Feels good to be off the 405
and up high in the sky, huh?
339
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,006
Sorry for those of you
expecting Sarah Huckabee.
340
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:04,174
She was busy
searchin' for the truth.
341
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,975
Today, we continue
our undying pursuit
342
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,180
of bringing a Super
Bowl to Los Angeles.
343
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,122
And it is with the full support of
Mr. Kroenke and Coach McVay
344
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,352
that I'm here to announce
345
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,519
that our future has
gotten a little bit brighter,
346
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,621
and we've gotten one step
closer to achieving that goal.
347
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,442
It is with great pleasure
that I can announce
348
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,766
my very first free-agent
signing as GM.
349
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,136
This young man is someone
I've known on the gridiron and off,
350
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,697
we've forged a bond.
351
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,777
We go back to
our days in Florida,
352
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,108
he's a special player
and a special man.
353
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,149
Ladies and gentlemen,
please join me in welcoming
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00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,650
the one, the only,
355
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,187
Mr. Kisan Teague!
356
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,316
There he is.
357
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,224
Put that on.
358
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,126
Wow.
359
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,194
Man.
360
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,862
As a kid who grew up in LA,
361
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,906
this is truly a special
moment for me, it really is.
362
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,806
I can't stress enough how
excited I am to be here,
363
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,902
be with this organization,
364
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,538
help them win them Super
Bowls that you were talkin' about.
365
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,728
I might even start drinking
366
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,159
almond milk or
something, I don't know.
367
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,228
What y'all think? That's
what y'all do out here, right?
368
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:17,417
Seriously, as Dorothy once said,
"There's no place like home, baby."
369
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,386
Especially if home
is Newport Beach.
370
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,859
Hey, don't say that,
Tasha listenin' in.
371
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,865
Any questions for the man?
372
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,059
Roger?
373
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,077
Hey.
374
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,831
Let me take these off
your hands, all right?
375
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,448
Here. Thank you.
376
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,846
Hope you're not expecting
me to jump in your arms
377
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,304
like Whitney goddamn Houston.
378
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,897
Given your physical states,
I'd be happy to jump into yours.
379
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,034
Not even if I was in
peak physical condition,
380
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,578
and desperately gay.
381
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,165
What the fuck are
you doing here, Joe?
382
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,442
You gonna pick up our
bags, take us to the hotel?
383
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,389
Oh, shoot. Well, no, I
wasn't planning on that,
384
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,283
but if that's what it
takes for you to delay
385
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,379
your execution of Spencer's
deal, then I am happy to do it.
386
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,336
The only satellite bill
we're willing to pay for
387
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,950
is our monthly DirecTV,
and even that's too much.
388
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,825
Listen, I understand that
you guys are disappointed
389
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,399
in the way that things have
unfolded, perhaps even frustrated.
390
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,162
"Perhaps even frustrated." Hmm.
391
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,634
Where'd you get that idea from?
392
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,901
Because frustration is a
state that I perpetually live in.
393
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:45,741
But I am here to tell both of
you that that is changing rapidly.
394
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,473
Not rapidly enough for us.
395
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,344
Hell, it's imminent.
396
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:53,613
Listen, "Spencer
Strasmore" is trending.
397
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,949
Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Trending"?
398
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,231
- You just say "trending"?
- Yeah.
399
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,690
- What the fuck is "trending"?
- Social media, Grandpa.
400
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,736
All the kids are doin'
it. Postin' food and stuff,
401
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,128
- dogs, fuckin' kangaroos...
- I think I get it.
402
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,927
Spencer sent you out here
with a boatload of horseshit
403
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,126
to do his bidding for him.
404
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,499
- Is that the idea?
- No, he didn't. I came on my own.
405
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,505
I don't think you guys are
grasping the situation here.
406
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,700
People are talking
about Spencer.
407
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,137
And we're supposed to care?
408
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:22,204
Well, they do. Look, let me
show you what's going on here.
409
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,550
- Look at this. Look.
- Oh, boy.
410
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,619
"Spencer is single-handedly
411
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,211
"changing the face
of college athletics.
412
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,949
- "He is effecting change."
- Right.
413
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,286
How does that benefit us?
414
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,049
I'm sure he has a plan.
415
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,356
Oh, he's got a plan. Would
you bet your life on that?
416
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,057
Would you bet your
legacies that he doesn't?
417
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,531
Let me ask you this question.
418
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,473
What side of history do
you guys want to be on,
419
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,495
the greedy white men robbing
young urban superstars of their futures?
420
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,450
It's the foundation upon
which this country was built.
421
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,967
Or do you want to fight for
equality and get rich in the process?
422
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,913
You're living in a dream world, Joe.
Those two things don't go together.
423
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,507
Yeah. In this
case, they do, Bret.
424
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,349
Twelve-year-old tech
geniuses in Palo Alto
425
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,980
could buy and sell your
asses a hundred times over.
426
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,220
A moron bullshitted his
way into the Oval Office
427
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,194
by doing nothing more
than lying and doubling down.
428
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:14,557
- Careful.
- The world has changed.
429
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:19,071
You guys may as
well take credit for it.
430
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,612
- Do I need to call security?
- I wouldn't imagine.
431
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,739
- Is there a private room we can use?
- Sure is.
432
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,593
Would you like me to leave
these gentlemen behind?
433
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:35,076
Fuck no. I like to
leave a witness alive.
434
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,786
Quincy Crawford
is a special player,
435
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:41,019
and it would be a shame for
him to be denied the chance
436
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,686
to play collegiate football.
437
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,356
I realize that I could
never forgive myself
438
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:49,766
if I didn't do everything I
could to make that happen.
439
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,730
And think about all the
potential revenue loss.
440
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,798
So jaded.
441
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,119
Needless to say, my people may
have been a little heavy-handed
442
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,611
in dealing with the situation,
443
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,444
but I'm offering you
Quincy's eligibility back.
444
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:09,920
He will be reinstated immediately,
as long as you agree to drop the suit.
445
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,720
- No chance.
- Excuse me?
446
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,229
Unfortunately, for
Quincy, but mostly for you,
447
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:20,323
this whole thing is much
bigger than all of us,
448
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,458
so, my answer is no.
449
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,401
You are one arrogant fuck.
450
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:29,670
It's one of my greatest qualities.
But I have an offer for you.
451
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:35,178
You reinstate Quincy immediately,
and you pay the players.
452
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:41,776
As you so eloquently
put it, "no chance."
453
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,518
Lick envelopes...
454
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,193
Sneakin' in the side door, huh?
455
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,363
Make people feel weirder
than they already do.
456
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,372
- Look at his face.
- Yeah, okay, well,
457
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:03,669
nobody has to walk on eggshells.
458
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:08,544
No, because you already
broke all the goddamn eggs.
459
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:13,779
Sorry. Sorry. Dude, I'm not
here to attack you, I'm really not.
460
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:17,152
I'm actually here to
say I got your back.
461
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,324
I get what you're up to
here. I actually think it's noble.
462
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,463
That's very kind words, buddy,
but you should focus on yourself.
463
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,110
I mean, you've earned
it. Look at this place.
464
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,002
- You got this place hummin'.
- Yeah, thank you for noticing.
465
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:35,173
The team has
worked very, very hard.
466
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,903
But you know I would
chuck it away in one second,
467
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,674
go down on the
proverbial ship, right?
468
00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:43,875
I actually look forward
to it, to tell you the truth.
469
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,349
Me and you
floating in the ocean,
470
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:46,977
Celine Dion playing
My Heart Will Go On,
471
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,714
some shit like that?
472
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,222
I've proven to
myself that I can lead,
473
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,522
so, I'm good with
whatever follows.
474
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,994
What the fuck are you doing?
475
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,835
I'm making good
on my promise, Joe.
476
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,684
I said that I wouldn't
let any of this affect you,
477
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,940
or anybody that works
here, or at ASM, and I won't.
478
00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,069
I'm resigning.
479
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,783
- You're what?
- I'm out, brother.
480
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,113
It's all yours.
481
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,354
I'm sorry I dragged
you through it.
482
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,257
I heard what you said.
483
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,191
I don't accept it.
484
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,854
So, if you wrote
some eloquent letter,
485
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,774
keep it in your pocket...
Fuckin' burn it, I don't know.
486
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,597
I do not accept it.
Is it the Andersons?
487
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,013
'Cause I got them under control.
Don't have to worry about them.
488
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,871
Joe, it's done. It happened.
489
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,466
Here.
490
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,736
This'll save you from
getting new locks,
491
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,143
and all my other shit here,
you can send it somewhere,
492
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,238
I just need to figure out where.
493
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,047
I'm really sorry I
failed you on this one.
494
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,582
Call you later.
495
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,369
With an outpouring
496
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,857
of support for
quarterback Crawford,
497
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,946
the NCAA has relented
on their declaration.
498
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,617
In a matter of moments,
Signing Day will begin.
499
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:36,025
And with that, we go live
to Santa Ana, California,
500
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,097
to the home of Quincy Crawford.
501
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:41,361
Now that the NCAA has
reinstated Crawford's eligibility,
502
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:45,301
chances are the rich
are about to get richer.
503
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,771
One top-flight
program is about to land
504
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,207
the most sought-after
high school recruit in history.
505
00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,040
Bulldogs.
506
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,981
Wolverines.
507
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,288
They got a Jordan deal...
508
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,294
But no.
509
00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:13,893
- I knew it.
- All right.
510
00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,558
Yeah. MAN 2: Buckeyes.
511
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,834
Hell, yeah! Yeah!
512
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:26,741
I've worked long and
hard for this opportunity,
513
00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:29,542
and I never would
have realized my dream
514
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,483
without my beautiful mom
being by my side the whole time.
515
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,188
And to all the people
516
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,657
who've helped me along the way.
517
00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:41,887
Thank you.
518
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:47,863
What's this all about?
519
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,031
I'd tell you, but you
wouldn't understand.
520
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:55,265
Try me. I'm a smart guy.
521
00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:00,846
Have you ever seen a
movie called The Sting?
522
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,124
My former partner just shows up
523
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,290
on a Friday night.
524
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,629
I don't know if you're the
reason my balls are tingling,
525
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,896
or if this MDMA
is finally kicking in.
526
00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,098
So, the new Lance
is a non-sober Lance.
527
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:04,404
Yeah, this is, sadly, Old Lance.
Old Lance has killed New Lance.
528
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,139
You know, I've
relapsed hard, Joe.
529
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,442
The demons are back, man,
530
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:12,279
but, you know, tomorrow
is another day to fight again.
531
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:16,482
Yeah, yeah,
brand-new possibilities.
532
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,748
I've really missed you, mate.
533
00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:20,652
Hey, how ya gettin' on?
How are you surviving?
534
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,091
Um...
535
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:25,194
I've managed to
avoid the death penalty.
536
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:28,028
More than can be
said for Lady Diana.
537
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,863
Yeah. No, she did
not fare too well.
538
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,837
Hey, um, listen,
I've been thinking...
539
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:38,468
I remember Joe thinkin', high
on 'shrooms back in the day,
540
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,536
thinkin' out there on
the mental-edge lands,
541
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:43,513
crazy and howling
into the night.
542
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,277
"Monica! Monica!"
543
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,113
We never found out
who she was, did we?
544
00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:49,677
That was my wife.
545
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,019
You didn't make that
clear in your ranting.
546
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,950
What do you say we bring
back the good old days,
547
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:58,725
and, you
548
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,459
buy back into the company
and we partner up again.
549
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,496
Just you?
550
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:08,539
Without the other man?
551
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,033
Yeah, without the other man.
552
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,169
I can tell you don't
really want to get into that,
553
00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,181
and I seen the news and stuff.
554
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,978
I can't imagine
how you're feeling,
555
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,884
but I'm in no rush to get off
this chaise longue right now,
556
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,184
not least because the floor
appears to be made of magma.
557
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,684
Yeah, thinking's
overrated. Fuck it.
558
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,818
Yeah, and sobriety's overrated.
559
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,192
Yeah.
560
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:31,594
Hey, Joe,
561
00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:34,360
how about you and I
go on a journey tonight
562
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:35,696
with Mother Ayahuasca,
563
00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:39,432
and fight those demons together?