1 00:00:05,322 --> 00:00:06,780 SPENCER STRASMORE: Jesus, who's directing this, James Cameron? 2 00:00:06,864 --> 00:00:09,281 A million dollars on a skateboard video? 3 00:00:09,364 --> 00:00:11,614 I don't carry a budget around in my back pocket. 4 00:00:11,698 --> 00:00:13,197 (INHALES DEEPLY) Okay. 5 00:00:13,364 --> 00:00:15,030 ♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 6 00:00:15,114 --> 00:00:18,156 I want Quincy to find a school that checks all the boxes. 7 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:19,489 SPENCER: I'm here, for you. 8 00:00:19,573 --> 00:00:21,072 Talking, text, whatever you need. 9 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:23,197 -I may take you up on that. -(GLASSES CLINK) 10 00:00:23,281 --> 00:00:25,780 Man, I appreciate you agreeing to come work out for me. 11 00:00:25,864 --> 00:00:28,114 Don't look nervous, man. I got this, baby! 12 00:00:28,197 --> 00:00:29,698 Seems like he may have lost a step, huh? 13 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:30,780 MAN: A step or two. 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,989 I'm not an employee. I built this company. 15 00:00:34,281 --> 00:00:37,281 I work for me. I ain't changing, do you feel me? 16 00:00:37,656 --> 00:00:39,197 -(BONES CRUNCHING) -Do you feel me? 17 00:00:39,281 --> 00:00:41,698 -Yeah, ow. -You're fired, mate. 18 00:00:50,406 --> 00:00:51,989 ♪ Kane is in the building ♪ 19 00:00:52,072 --> 00:00:54,239 ( music playing ) 20 00:01:05,864 --> 00:01:08,739 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 21 00:01:08,822 --> 00:01:13,156 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 22 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,239 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 23 00:01:15,322 --> 00:01:18,239 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 24 00:01:18,322 --> 00:01:19,989 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 25 00:01:20,072 --> 00:01:23,281 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 26 00:01:23,364 --> 00:01:26,406 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 27 00:01:26,489 --> 00:01:29,739 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 28 00:01:29,822 --> 00:01:31,322 ♪ And, uh ♪ 29 00:01:31,406 --> 00:01:33,364 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 30 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:36,156 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 31 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:39,281 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 32 00:01:39,364 --> 00:01:42,905 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 33 00:01:42,989 --> 00:01:45,698 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 34 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:48,698 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 35 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:51,864 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 36 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:55,489 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 37 00:01:56,489 --> 00:01:58,364 ( men shouting ) 38 00:02:01,573 --> 00:02:02,780 ( car alarm beeps ) 39 00:02:03,989 --> 00:02:05,072 Spencer: Joe, I did what I did, 40 00:02:05,156 --> 00:02:06,614 and I don't feel bad about it. 41 00:02:06,698 --> 00:02:08,114 Joe: Oh, my God. 42 00:02:08,197 --> 00:02:10,406 Can you just admit that maybe you were being 43 00:02:10,489 --> 00:02:11,780 just a tad bit over-reactive? 44 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:13,030 What are you, crazy? 45 00:02:13,114 --> 00:02:14,197 Lance is hardly the victim here, man. 46 00:02:14,281 --> 00:02:15,698 Plus, you said it best yourself. 47 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,114 We can be whoever we wanna be. 48 00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:18,531 - Oh. - So what do we need him for? 49 00:02:18,614 --> 00:02:20,281 Yeah, well, maybe I was wrong. 50 00:02:20,364 --> 00:02:21,864 Besides, he's just pullin' the same shit 51 00:02:21,947 --> 00:02:24,531 we pulled at ASM-- wanting to do it his own way. 52 00:02:24,614 --> 00:02:25,864 Ah, not quite, buddy. 53 00:02:25,947 --> 00:02:28,573 He was effectively stealing money from us. 54 00:02:28,656 --> 00:02:30,822 I suppose, but was it stealing, 55 00:02:30,905 --> 00:02:32,322 or was it just overspending? 56 00:02:32,406 --> 00:02:34,489 All right, come on. You know what? The debate is over. 57 00:02:34,573 --> 00:02:35,864 What's done is done. 58 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,947 I know he was your boy, but he's gone. 59 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:40,573 Get over it and get in. 60 00:02:40,656 --> 00:02:42,739 ( tires squealing ) 61 00:02:42,822 --> 00:02:44,656 Joe: You put your trust in someone, you know? 62 00:02:44,739 --> 00:02:46,239 You bank your career on it-- 63 00:02:46,322 --> 00:02:47,989 only to get kicked in the nuts with a pointed shoe. 64 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:49,114 It's so disappointing. 65 00:02:49,197 --> 00:02:50,531 All right, he's fast and loose. 66 00:02:50,614 --> 00:02:51,864 We don't need that shit in our lives. 67 00:02:51,947 --> 00:02:53,281 Yeah, no, totally. So what do we do now? 68 00:02:53,364 --> 00:02:55,114 Well, we stabilize our client list, 69 00:02:55,197 --> 00:02:56,656 and we rally the troops. 70 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,072 Spencer: Jess, where is everyone? 71 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:08,489 This is everyone. 72 00:03:08,573 --> 00:03:10,072 Everyone else went with Lance. 73 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,030 Where? 74 00:03:11,114 --> 00:03:13,072 He started his own company. 75 00:03:13,156 --> 00:03:14,406 Oh, fuck me! 76 00:03:14,489 --> 00:03:15,739 Well, it was nice meeting you guys. 77 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:17,072 No, no, no, no-- 78 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,239 You're not going anywhere. Hang tight. 79 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:19,239 I need you. 80 00:03:19,322 --> 00:03:21,739 Yeah. Excuse us. 81 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,156 Is this a fuckin' joke? 82 00:03:23,239 --> 00:03:24,780 It must be, because I am laughing 83 00:03:24,864 --> 00:03:26,698 my little scrawny ass off. 84 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,197 Spencer: We bought the company and its assets from you, Lance, 85 00:03:29,281 --> 00:03:31,448 so the ass you're laughing off is owned by us. 86 00:03:31,531 --> 00:03:34,156 Oh, well, then you're gonna have to sue me, aren't you, Spencer? 87 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:35,656 I will bankrupt you, you piece of shit. 88 00:03:35,739 --> 00:03:37,614 - Do you hear me? - Well, as I understand it, 89 00:03:37,698 --> 00:03:39,406 possession is nine-tenths of the law, and currently, 90 00:03:39,489 --> 00:03:41,989 I possess everything that you want to keep. 91 00:03:42,072 --> 00:03:44,239 Spencer over phone: You have a non-compete, Lance. 92 00:03:44,322 --> 00:03:46,822 Yeah, about that non-compete. 93 00:03:46,905 --> 00:03:50,239 Why don't you say hello to Kelly Slater? 94 00:03:50,322 --> 00:03:53,322 Hey, Spencer. I was gonna call you on the way over here. 95 00:03:53,406 --> 00:03:54,989 What's up, my bald-headed brother? 96 00:03:55,072 --> 00:03:56,822 - Talk to me. - I'm staying with Lance, man. 97 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:58,448 You know I'm loyal to a fault. 98 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,197 What happened to the kanikapila we just had on the beach 99 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,614 with our 'ohanas, what we talked about? 100 00:04:02,698 --> 00:04:05,114 I don't let a good pig roast get in the way of business. Sorry, bud. 101 00:04:05,197 --> 00:04:07,822 - I'm staying with Lance. - Fuck that motherfucker! 102 00:04:07,905 --> 00:04:11,489 - He's a piece of shit! - No, no, no, Actually, fuck you, Spencer. 103 00:04:11,573 --> 00:04:13,281 Now, the GOAT, or King Kelly as people 104 00:04:13,364 --> 00:04:14,864 who actually know him call him, 105 00:04:14,947 --> 00:04:16,947 and I are just gonna enjoy some post-wave good vibes 106 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:18,739 and talk about making a lot of money 107 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:21,281 while you do whatever you do as a hobby. Ta-ta. 108 00:04:22,239 --> 00:04:24,656 Nobody fucking go anywhere. 109 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:25,698 We're going to fucking war. 110 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:26,905 ( sighs ) 111 00:04:26,989 --> 00:04:29,905 Trainer: One, two... one, two, three. 112 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:34,364 Damn. You are one angry motherfucker today, Ricky. What's up? 113 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:35,989 He hits like he hates white people. 114 00:04:36,072 --> 00:04:38,114 Nah, that ain't true, man. I love you, Randy. 115 00:04:38,197 --> 00:04:39,531 Jay: I love you too, Randy. 116 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:40,989 One, two, three. 117 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,489 Thinking about un-retiring, though. 118 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,905 Worked for me a couple times. 119 00:04:43,989 --> 00:04:46,072 Actually, it worked for you about six times. 120 00:04:46,156 --> 00:04:47,656 Floyd, too. What's the problem, Ricky? 121 00:04:47,739 --> 00:04:48,822 There you go. 122 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:50,864 Well, how'd you feel before you did? 123 00:04:50,947 --> 00:04:52,489 Emotionally or physically? 124 00:04:52,573 --> 00:04:53,822 Before you answer that, 125 00:04:53,905 --> 00:04:55,072 let's consider the source over here. 126 00:04:55,156 --> 00:04:56,739 He's always off emotionally. 127 00:04:56,822 --> 00:04:58,448 ( both shouting ) 128 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,072 I mean physically, man. 129 00:05:00,156 --> 00:05:01,573 How'd you know whether you still had the gift? 130 00:05:01,656 --> 00:05:02,739 You never really know 131 00:05:02,822 --> 00:05:04,072 until you get punched in the face. 132 00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:05,406 Are you joking, Randy? 133 00:05:05,489 --> 00:05:07,531 - Do I look like I'm joking? - No. 134 00:05:07,614 --> 00:05:09,281 Jay: Rick, you're too pretty to get punched in the face. 135 00:05:09,364 --> 00:05:11,905 Shit. That ain't never stopped me before, Jay. Huh? 136 00:05:11,989 --> 00:05:13,656 But you gotta really ask yourself, 137 00:05:13,739 --> 00:05:15,406 what's your motivation? 138 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,698 Honestly, Ricky, 139 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:19,739 if your motivation is external-- money and cars-- 140 00:05:19,822 --> 00:05:21,489 you are done. 141 00:05:21,573 --> 00:05:23,406 That's what you asked yourself? 142 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,739 Yeah. 143 00:05:24,822 --> 00:05:26,573 That shit's deep, man. 144 00:05:26,656 --> 00:05:28,780 I like that shit. Therapists ain't got shit on y'all, huh? 145 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:29,989 Y'all should put that in the class. 146 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,531 Oh, trust me. We work on this 147 00:05:31,614 --> 00:05:32,739 more than we work on this. 148 00:05:32,822 --> 00:05:33,780 Gonna be real with y'all, man, 149 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:35,239 I'd much rather be playing ball 150 00:05:35,322 --> 00:05:37,072 than sittin' around in my Newport Beach mansion 151 00:05:37,156 --> 00:05:38,531 waitin' to die. 152 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:40,573 How's that for motivation? 153 00:05:40,656 --> 00:05:42,614 Let's get some more therapy. 154 00:05:42,698 --> 00:05:43,905 Keep 'er goin'. 155 00:05:43,989 --> 00:05:45,156 It's Strasmore. 156 00:05:45,239 --> 00:05:46,822 Spencer Strasmore's my name. 157 00:05:46,905 --> 00:05:47,822 Get me Tony Hawk. 158 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:49,489 Travis, I'm calling to tell you 159 00:05:49,573 --> 00:05:52,072 we're making a couple changes at the head office. 160 00:05:52,156 --> 00:05:54,614 Shit. I'm not-- I love Lance. 161 00:05:54,698 --> 00:05:57,448 He's fucking insane. Sorry, Joe, I gotta jump. 162 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,905 I hope your fucking chute doesn't open, ya dickhead. 163 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:01,239 Chutes are for pussies. 164 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,822 Tony. Just calling to let you know 165 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:07,448 that we are no longer working with Lance. 166 00:06:07,531 --> 00:06:09,114 Yo, Strasmore, hold your pitch. 167 00:06:09,197 --> 00:06:10,156 I don't wanna put you out there 168 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,489 any more than you already are. 169 00:06:11,573 --> 00:06:12,822 Lance is the one who gave me the idea 170 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,489 to do the video game in the first place. 171 00:06:14,573 --> 00:06:16,573 I wasn't gonna call it "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater." 172 00:06:16,656 --> 00:06:18,448 What the fuck were you gonna call it? 173 00:06:18,531 --> 00:06:20,322 - "The Bird's Nest." - The Bird's Nest? 174 00:06:20,406 --> 00:06:21,698 Aw, Tony. Jesus Christ. 175 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,822 Long story. Either way, 176 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,322 Lance has helped me build a lot of parks for a lot of kids, 177 00:06:26,406 --> 00:06:29,322 so I gotta roll with the guy even though he is kinda douchey. 178 00:06:29,406 --> 00:06:30,822 If things don't work out between you guys, 179 00:06:30,905 --> 00:06:32,573 you know where to find me, OK? I'm always here. 180 00:06:32,656 --> 00:06:34,281 Spencer, I've got Laird for you. 181 00:06:34,364 --> 00:06:37,239 Laird, King of the seas. Listen, my man. So we're not gonna be-- 182 00:06:37,322 --> 00:06:39,822 Laird: It's too late. When I signed up with the company, 183 00:06:39,905 --> 00:06:40,905 I signed up with Lance. 184 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:42,156 You know my dad always said to stick 185 00:06:42,239 --> 00:06:43,822 with the wave that you rode in on. 186 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:46,072 That's what I try to teach my daughters, and, well, 187 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,114 I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't at least give Lance 188 00:06:48,197 --> 00:06:49,531 the benefit of the doubt. 189 00:06:49,614 --> 00:06:50,947 It's there's one thing I understand, 190 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,531 it's family tradition, all right? 191 00:06:52,614 --> 00:06:55,114 You give my love to Gabby and take care of yourself. 192 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,448 - Where's Parker? - No answer. 193 00:06:56,531 --> 00:06:57,780 Well, keep dialing. 194 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,156 It's going straight to voicemail. 195 00:06:59,239 --> 00:07:01,072 - Think he's with Lance? - I have no idea. 196 00:07:01,156 --> 00:07:03,989 Make a list of people who are staying and people who are going. 197 00:07:04,072 --> 00:07:06,364 I think that's gonna be pretty easy. 198 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:08,406 Wait-- whoa. Are you jumping ship, too? 199 00:07:08,489 --> 00:07:11,030 Well, that depends. Are you guys gonna promote me to manager? 200 00:07:11,114 --> 00:07:14,698 Holy shit. Way to take advantage of us when we're down. 201 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:18,197 Jess, get the fuck out of these offices. 202 00:07:18,281 --> 00:07:21,281 I'm only kidding. Take an empty office. Congrats. 203 00:07:21,364 --> 00:07:23,364 Great. I'll make sure we take care of the phones 204 00:07:23,448 --> 00:07:24,822 so people know we haven't gone out of business. 205 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:27,656 We are never out of the fight, Jess, right? 206 00:07:29,822 --> 00:07:31,406 The fuck happened to the TVs? 207 00:07:31,489 --> 00:07:33,239 ( sighs ) They've gone dark. 208 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,239 Where's the control booth? 209 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:36,573 It's right next door. 210 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,989 Let me know when you get ahold of Parker. 211 00:07:39,072 --> 00:07:41,197 Respect. 212 00:07:41,281 --> 00:07:44,197 All right, bitches. Let's get to work. 213 00:07:44,281 --> 00:07:45,614 ( phone ringing ) 214 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,780 Major Teague! How's your sunburn? 215 00:07:47,864 --> 00:07:50,573 The sun didn't fuck me half as bad as you did, motherfucker. 216 00:07:50,656 --> 00:07:52,030 Jason: What are you talking about? 217 00:07:52,114 --> 00:07:54,114 You lying piece of shit. I'll fucking kill you! 218 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:55,614 What the hell's going on over there? 219 00:07:55,698 --> 00:07:57,364 Is that Tiffany, or is that Tasha? 220 00:07:57,448 --> 00:07:58,822 Take a wild fucking guess. 221 00:07:58,905 --> 00:07:59,780 Fuck you, too, Jason, 222 00:07:59,864 --> 00:08:01,573 you conspiratorial asshole! 223 00:08:01,656 --> 00:08:02,864 I'm guessin' it's Tiffany. 224 00:08:02,947 --> 00:08:04,739 - Bingo. - You got busted. 225 00:08:04,822 --> 00:08:06,698 No, I didn't get busted. 226 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:09,905 Come out of there! 227 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,614 Your girl Donna put me on blast. 228 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:13,698 She put a pic up on IG of me and Tasha. 229 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,822 The shit was framed and filtered. 230 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:19,531 Why would she do that unless you said something to upset her? 231 00:08:19,614 --> 00:08:21,322 Tiffany: Come out of there, you pussy! 232 00:08:21,406 --> 00:08:23,947 I ain't never coming out of here with your crazy ass! 233 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,072 I didn't say shit about Tiger, and that's the truth. 234 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:27,448 Be a man, Jason. 235 00:08:27,531 --> 00:08:28,989 OK, of course I said something. 236 00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:30,197 I'm an insecure fuck, 237 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:31,614 just like any other dude would be 238 00:08:31,698 --> 00:08:33,114 who found out their girl was getting dicked 239 00:08:33,197 --> 00:08:35,156 by the guy that won four Masters. 240 00:08:35,239 --> 00:08:36,905 - You need to fix this. - ( banging on door ) 241 00:08:36,989 --> 00:08:38,364 Is it even fixable? 242 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,780 Donna gotta call Tiffany 243 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:41,364 and tell her that she brought her on the boat 244 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:43,448 and I ain't know nobody was coming except you. 245 00:08:43,531 --> 00:08:45,030 ( sighs ) Fuck. 246 00:08:45,114 --> 00:08:46,656 You can't take care of it, lose my number. 247 00:08:46,739 --> 00:08:48,780 Tiffany: Cheater! You think you can cheat on me? 248 00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:51,780 - Abre la puerta! - This bitch is crazy. 249 00:08:53,114 --> 00:08:54,780 ( distant phone ringing ) 250 00:08:54,864 --> 00:08:56,573 Un-fuckin'-believable. 251 00:08:58,531 --> 00:08:59,531 Joe: There you go. There's your answer. 252 00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:00,698 They're all dead. 253 00:09:02,156 --> 00:09:04,822 Hey! How's your breakfast burrito? 254 00:09:04,905 --> 00:09:06,573 It's delicious. It's vegan. 255 00:09:06,656 --> 00:09:08,322 Oh, that's fantastic. Let me ask you something. 256 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:10,864 Why the fuck are you still eating breakfast? 257 00:09:10,947 --> 00:09:12,905 No, I-- I already had breakfast. 258 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:14,030 This is an early lunch. 259 00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:15,114 Do you have a job around here, 260 00:09:15,197 --> 00:09:16,239 or do you get paid to eat? 261 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,947 Geez, Spencer. He's just a kid. 262 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:19,989 I'm sorry, sir. It's just everything's on hold, 263 00:09:20,072 --> 00:09:21,406 and no one knows what to do. 264 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:22,822 It's called work. That's what you do. 265 00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:24,656 You find a disc, and you pop it in, 266 00:09:24,739 --> 00:09:27,364 of somebody riding some sort of board, and press play. 267 00:09:27,448 --> 00:09:29,072 - It's not that simple. - Oh, no? 268 00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:30,448 You run things around here? 269 00:09:30,531 --> 00:09:32,698 No. The guys who runs things was fired. 270 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,364 - By who? - By you. It was Lance. 271 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,739 I'm just the station manager. 272 00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:37,030 Well, Mr. Station Manager, 273 00:09:37,114 --> 00:09:38,406 can you tell me, why isn't anything 274 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:39,531 playing on these screens? 275 00:09:39,614 --> 00:09:40,739 Lance said go dark, we went dark. 276 00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:42,197 Everybody in the TV business 277 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:43,822 knows you don't go fucking dark. 278 00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,156 I'm not even in the business. I know that. 279 00:09:46,239 --> 00:09:47,614 Maybe that's why Lance wanted to go dark-- 280 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:49,030 to do what's never been done. 281 00:09:49,114 --> 00:09:50,156 Or maybe he just wants 282 00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:51,239 to see how far he can push me 283 00:09:51,322 --> 00:09:52,531 before I snap his fucking neck. 284 00:09:52,614 --> 00:09:53,656 Look, I'm sorry. I did not mean 285 00:09:53,739 --> 00:09:54,822 to make you madder-- 286 00:09:54,905 --> 00:09:56,197 Hey, hey, hey! Get your nose back 287 00:09:56,281 --> 00:09:57,531 in the tofu scramble and shut the fuck up. 288 00:09:57,614 --> 00:09:58,656 All right, listen. As everyone around here 289 00:09:58,739 --> 00:09:59,864 can tell from our memo, 290 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,531 we had to let Lance go. 291 00:10:01,614 --> 00:10:02,864 We're the ones in charge now. 292 00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:04,698 What we want to see is something on these screens. 293 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:05,739 What did you have in mind? 294 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,322 I don't give a shit. 295 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,531 Just make it pretty and keep it going. 296 00:10:09,614 --> 00:10:11,448 ( phone ringing ) 297 00:10:11,531 --> 00:10:12,573 Joe: What are you guys doing? 298 00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:14,072 Come on. Make it pretty, and go! 299 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,030 Did you find Parker? 300 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,156 He's not picking up his cell, 301 00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:17,573 but it looks like he's headed 302 00:10:17,656 --> 00:10:19,239 down the PCH in his pickup. 303 00:10:19,322 --> 00:10:20,531 How do you know that? 304 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:21,739 Jesse: I hacked into his iPhone. 305 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,780 Well, I had his password, 306 00:10:22,864 --> 00:10:24,156 so it wasn't that hard. 307 00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:25,281 I bet you think I'm a stalker now. 308 00:10:25,364 --> 00:10:26,614 No, I don't. 309 00:10:26,698 --> 00:10:28,406 I think you're a very resourceful woman. 310 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,281 Cool. Can I get another promotion 311 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:31,406 if I tell you where he stops? 312 00:10:31,489 --> 00:10:32,905 Yes, you can, and I might even 313 00:10:32,989 --> 00:10:34,322 be giving you my job soon. 314 00:10:34,406 --> 00:10:35,864 Couldn't do without you, Spency Spence. 315 00:10:41,489 --> 00:10:43,780 - ( Joe laughing ) - Wake up. 316 00:10:43,864 --> 00:10:46,780 That happened in reality! 317 00:10:48,489 --> 00:10:49,698 ♪ Don't think twice ♪ 318 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,448 ♪ You know I'm comin' for ya ♪ 319 00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:56,364 ( phone ringing ) 320 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,573 Spencer: Siz calling. Third time. 321 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,614 Avoid. Avoid, avoid, avoid. 322 00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:00,864 Like I do with Vernon 323 00:11:00,947 --> 00:11:02,864 and fucking Odrick and James Harrison. 324 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:04,322 Avoid him. 325 00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:05,864 Siz, what's going on, brother? 326 00:11:05,947 --> 00:11:07,698 I'm up to my ass in acupuncture needles, 327 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,947 and they still don't cause me as much pain as you. 328 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:11,406 So I'm assuming you heard. 329 00:11:11,489 --> 00:11:13,072 Yeah. I heard you fucked some shit up 330 00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:14,531 for you and your investors. 331 00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:16,406 I'm one of those, too, just in case you forgot. 332 00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:17,739 No, I have not forgotten. 333 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:19,281 We had a little problem with our partner 334 00:11:19,364 --> 00:11:20,905 because he is a self-indulgent prick 335 00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,322 and a pathological liar. 336 00:11:22,406 --> 00:11:23,780 Well, that pathological liar 337 00:11:23,864 --> 00:11:25,406 said you cut him out of his own company. 338 00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:27,322 - Where'd you hear that? - From him. 339 00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:29,864 Lance called me in the middle of the night. 340 00:11:29,947 --> 00:11:32,156 Your buddy Lance is calling our investors now. 341 00:11:32,239 --> 00:11:34,364 I've told you he was a go-getter, right? 342 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,114 Not that that's a good thing, but-- 343 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:37,406 You know what I'm talking about. 344 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,822 ( sighs ) Siz-- 345 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:42,864 Who the fuck buys a business and fires the CEO? 346 00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:44,322 It's like buying a team 347 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,822 and cuttin' your All-Pro quarterback. 348 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,030 I'm the CEO now. He left us no choice. 349 00:11:48,114 --> 00:11:49,156 Sizzle: That's bullshit. 350 00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:50,114 As my girl says, 351 00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:51,322 you always got a choice, 352 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,489 and she's right. 353 00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:53,989 Lance is not the primary asset of Sports X. 354 00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:56,406 - The talent is. - Shit. I got talent, too. 355 00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:59,364 And my talent is my instinct for protecting my investments, 356 00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:00,822 and those same instincts are telling me 357 00:12:00,905 --> 00:12:02,364 you need to fix this shit with Lance. 358 00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,322 It's too late. I already made the decision. 359 00:12:04,406 --> 00:12:05,864 It's in the best interests of ASM. 360 00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:08,614 Well, I guess ASM ain't in my best interest. 361 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:10,072 Fuck it. I'm out. 362 00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:14,281 Sell my shares. Cut me a cashier's check. 363 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:15,322 We done? 364 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:17,406 You're the worst patient ever. 365 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:19,947 You validate? 366 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,780 What? What? He hang up on you? 367 00:12:21,864 --> 00:12:22,822 He wants out. 368 00:12:22,905 --> 00:12:24,448 Oh, fuck me. 369 00:12:25,822 --> 00:12:29,364 ( music playing ) 370 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,406 There's our guy. 371 00:12:30,489 --> 00:12:31,947 Yo! What up, my dudes? 372 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,864 Where ya been, bro? We've been looking for you. 373 00:12:33,947 --> 00:12:35,531 Yeah, I know. I lost my phone 374 00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:36,531 in the tsunami. 375 00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:37,573 What tsunami? 376 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,448 The one tearing through Sports X. 377 00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:41,573 Ah, we take it you heard from Lance. 378 00:12:41,656 --> 00:12:44,698 Yeah, I know. He left me a long, crazy-ass voicemail. 379 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:46,197 Kinda like an ex-girlfriend. 380 00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:48,156 Can't underestimate that dude, though, you feel me? 381 00:12:48,239 --> 00:12:50,156 - Yeah. - I'll be right back. Just two seconds. 382 00:12:50,239 --> 00:12:53,364 Listen, we got an amazing plan in place, Parker, OK? 383 00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:54,947 We want that to include you. 384 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:57,614 Next level shit. Game-changing stuff, OK? 385 00:12:57,698 --> 00:13:01,030 Parker, you can tell by the way we handled that Coke deal, we know what's up. 386 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,448 Listen. I know that we have a slightly different vibe than you and your crew, 387 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:06,573 but, I mean, we can still feel you, you know? 388 00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:10,030 You think you can feel me, Joe? 389 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:12,739 Yeah, I can absolutely feel you. Yeah. 390 00:13:12,822 --> 00:13:15,989 Then what am I feeling right now? 391 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:19,656 Uh... confused. 392 00:13:19,739 --> 00:13:21,822 - Horny. - Fuck. I shoulda said "horny." 393 00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:24,239 I was gonna say it. I was gonna say "horny." 394 00:13:24,322 --> 00:13:26,573 Parker, look man. We wanna continue to rep you, 395 00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:29,489 and we're very confident that we can do a great job for you. 396 00:13:29,573 --> 00:13:31,114 Man, this ain't pigskin, all right. 397 00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:34,072 What makes you think you know anything about what I do? 398 00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:35,656 Oh, come on, man. When those waves are firing 399 00:13:35,739 --> 00:13:37,072 and the energy's moving, 400 00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:38,239 you're out there rippin' your turns, 401 00:13:38,322 --> 00:13:39,739 I know everything about what you do. 402 00:13:39,822 --> 00:13:41,573 Plus, I'm part Samoan. Come on. 403 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,156 ( chuckles ) This is a charming motherfucker. 404 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,739 Right? He's part Samoan. 405 00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,197 - Of course he is. - Must be somethin'. 406 00:13:46,281 --> 00:13:47,448 Look. We just want the opportunity 407 00:13:47,531 --> 00:13:49,030 to keep working for you, you know? 408 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,239 Blow you the fuck up. 409 00:13:50,322 --> 00:13:51,698 We're counting on that happening. 410 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,281 I like you guys, all right? 411 00:13:53,364 --> 00:13:56,448 I really do, so I'm gonna be straight up with you. 412 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,780 All right, I'm not going with Lance. 413 00:13:57,864 --> 00:13:59,156 All right. Fantastic. 414 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,197 But? 415 00:14:00,281 --> 00:14:01,364 But I'm gonna chill, 416 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,947 go no reps for a while. 417 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,406 Just give us a couple months. That's all. Couple months. 418 00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:06,989 Stop begging. It's all good. 419 00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:08,947 You change your mind, you know where to find us. 420 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:11,573 Appreciate that. All right. I gotta go get back to my friends. 421 00:14:11,656 --> 00:14:12,822 - Go kick ass. - Joe: Yeah. 422 00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:14,531 - Yeah, so... appreciate it. - Go. 423 00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:15,614 Yep. All right, man. 424 00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:17,239 - Take it easy. - All right. 425 00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,030 ( sighs ) 426 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:22,947 Goddamn it. I was gonna say fuckin' horny. 427 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,780 What-- He's 19. Of course he's horny. 428 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:28,072 ( rap music playing ) 429 00:14:28,156 --> 00:14:29,947 ( door shuts ) 430 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,281 There he is. 431 00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:32,989 TTD: What's up? 432 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,322 You all right, T? 433 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:37,072 Yup. You had fun with your He-Men? 434 00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:39,656 Yeah, did good, man. Got some good work in, too. 435 00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:41,448 So you should do your organs a favor 436 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:42,780 and put it on your to-do list. 437 00:14:42,864 --> 00:14:44,780 It's on there-- all the way at the bottom. 438 00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:46,531 Did you get any advice for your comeback? 439 00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:48,239 - Some. - Like what? 440 00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:56,156 Punch me in the face. 441 00:14:56,239 --> 00:14:57,573 What? 442 00:14:57,656 --> 00:14:59,239 Is it so hard to understand what I just said? 443 00:14:59,322 --> 00:15:01,156 I said, "Punch me in the face." 444 00:15:01,239 --> 00:15:03,656 - Nigga, you crazy. - You think I'm joking? I'm not. 445 00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:05,156 You asked me what I learned, this is what I learned. 446 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,989 Now punch me in the face before I beat your ass. 447 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,739 Don't hit me! 448 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,281 Oh, shit. You OK? 449 00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:18,905 Might be ready. 450 00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:23,614 It's time to have a real conversation with Amber. 451 00:15:23,698 --> 00:15:25,281 You done lost your damn mind. 452 00:15:25,364 --> 00:15:29,114 Forget Amber. You need to have a real conversation with a shrink. 453 00:15:30,322 --> 00:15:31,614 You all right? 454 00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:37,448 Fuck. Our lives are over. 455 00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:40,448 That's a little alarmist, Joe. 456 00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:43,030 Yeah, well, this ain't good, man. 457 00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:45,739 I figure, best-case scenario, 458 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:47,573 we sell Sports X at, what, 459 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,197 a 7, 8 million dollar loss, right? 460 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,822 But most likely it's just gonna bleed and bleed 461 00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:55,239 like a tumor hemorrhaging in my ass. 462 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,739 That's OK. We got a solution for this. 463 00:15:57,822 --> 00:15:59,281 We just gotta find it. OK? 464 00:15:59,364 --> 00:16:01,656 ( sighs ) Lance was my contact, 465 00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:04,114 this was my deal, I brought him in. 466 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,448 I misjudged it. I'm sorry. 467 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,573 Absolutely not. This one's on me. 468 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,406 It's my bad, and I never should've let us 469 00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:10,989 get in this shit in the first place. 470 00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:13,364 No, no. No chance. No chance. 471 00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,489 I take full responsibility. 472 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,531 I had to see Lance for who he really was, 473 00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:19,448 not who I wanted him to be. 474 00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:22,364 But it was a little hard when you're rolling at Burning Man 475 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,072 dressed up like a fucking Martian 476 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:26,072 pretending to look at art installations. 477 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:27,739 Goddamnit. Hearing that out loud, 478 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:30,905 my priorities are totally fucked. 479 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,780 Tell you what my old man used to tell me. 480 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:36,030 Hey, Spencer, Spencer... save it, OK? 481 00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:38,114 Save it. I've listened to all your stories 482 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,947 about your old man and your brother and the-- 483 00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:43,739 I just-- I don't have a family. 484 00:16:43,822 --> 00:16:45,281 I don't have a family. 485 00:16:45,364 --> 00:16:47,947 You know, I was only child, both my parents are gone, 486 00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:51,239 and, to make matters worse, I killed my wife. 487 00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,656 You did, didn't you? 488 00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:56,281 I was just trying to get your attention 489 00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:58,947 with a big headline, like you usually do-- 490 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,656 "I'm an addict, I come from poverty, 491 00:17:00,739 --> 00:17:01,947 and my brother committed hara-kiri--" 492 00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,531 Don't fucking mock my stories, man. 493 00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:04,614 - I'm not. - It's fucked up. 494 00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:05,614 I'm just trying to tell you. 495 00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:07,364 I'm not a former All-Pro. 496 00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:11,573 I don't have 23-inch biceps and a fuckin' horse cock. 497 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,989 I'm just speculating. 498 00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:16,698 I had this, man. I had this. 499 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,531 This was my chance to be the man. 500 00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:23,489 You got two things you're great at. 501 00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:24,822 ( sighs ) Yeah, what's that? 502 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,864 Fearlessness and self-awareness. 503 00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:28,489 Don't overestimate me, pal. 504 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:30,656 If you like those qualities, you can have 'em at cost, 505 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:31,905 because they don't mean shit to me. 506 00:17:31,989 --> 00:17:33,072 No. There's no need. 507 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:35,656 You've already given them to me, Joe, 508 00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,864 just by showing me the way. 509 00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:38,989 You've made me aware enough 510 00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:41,489 to realize that I overreacted 511 00:17:41,573 --> 00:17:43,864 and I shouldn't have clipped Lance... 512 00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:46,114 and I'm gonna go apologize to him. 513 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,656 ( sighs ) Are you fucking with me right now? 514 00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,072 I wish I was. 515 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,281 Have I told you lately that I love you? 516 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,114 Every day. 517 00:17:57,614 --> 00:18:01,448 Babe. Babe. 518 00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,239 Yo, I'm in here. 519 00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:04,573 Hi, sweetie. 520 00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,364 What are you reading? 521 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,406 Sheryl Sandberg's "Lean in." 522 00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:10,364 I love that book. 523 00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:11,656 Doubt you read it. 524 00:18:11,739 --> 00:18:13,531 I haven't, but I support it, 525 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,573 you know, women empowerment, 526 00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:17,864 females in the workplace, sisterhood. 527 00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:22,448 Exactly. So... what's up with the Chanel box? 528 00:18:22,531 --> 00:18:23,822 - Oh, this? - Yeah. 529 00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:25,197 Just a little something I got you. 530 00:18:25,281 --> 00:18:26,656 For real? 531 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,614 Aww. How sweet of you, babe. 532 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:34,822 It's beautiful. 533 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,614 Do you like it? 534 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,698 I'd say you shouldn't have, but you really should have, 535 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,739 and don't think this is getting you a blowjob anytime soon, by the way. 536 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,197 Babe, come on. 537 00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:45,864 Are you ready to admit that you were wrong? 538 00:18:45,947 --> 00:18:47,739 That that girl shouldn't have been on the boat? 539 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,864 And by you staying silent, you're an enabler. 540 00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:51,406 Might as well be fucking her yourself. 541 00:18:51,489 --> 00:18:53,947 Whoa. How did this become about me? 542 00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:55,698 Because it is. You're complicit. 543 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,947 That's what you're not getting. 544 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,281 You're right. I don't-- 545 00:18:58,364 --> 00:19:00,030 I didn't, but what you don't get 546 00:19:00,114 --> 00:19:01,573 is this is business. 547 00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:03,197 Kisan's not my friend-- 548 00:19:03,281 --> 00:19:05,322 he's my client that you put on blast, 549 00:19:05,406 --> 00:19:06,322 and I can't even get him 550 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,698 on the phone until you fix this. 551 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,864 Sheryl would understand. She's worth a billion. 552 00:19:10,947 --> 00:19:12,947 Right. I hope you're not asking me to apologize. 553 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,072 Of course not. I would never. 554 00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:16,406 I want you to lie. 555 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:20,656 - Fuck you. - Babe, just... call Tiffany, 556 00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,780 tell her that you invited Tasha. Please. 557 00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:25,364 It's just business. It's my business. 558 00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:28,197 Please. 559 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,822 He hasn't missed a beat. 560 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,656 This guy's already operating at full strength. 561 00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,947 I wish he had been like this with us in the first place. 562 00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,156 Yeah, well, getting fired can be a great motivator. 563 00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:41,364 Trust me. I've been cut on several occasions. 564 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,947 Oh, I'll keep that in mind, but I like my current job. 565 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,030 I wanna keep it. 566 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:46,030 ( sighs ) 567 00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:49,072 - Hey. What's up, guys? - Yeah, what's up? 568 00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:50,364 What happened to our call back, Nyjah? 569 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,989 Aw, man. I was out car shopping. 570 00:19:52,072 --> 00:19:55,281 Car shopping? Don't you have, like, 16 cars already? 571 00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:57,281 Yeah, bro. I need a yellow one. 572 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,614 ( chuckles ) Yeah, you do. Fuck your cars. 573 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:01,197 Nyjah: Fuckin' bullies. 574 00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:03,656 You know, that kid really can skate. 575 00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:05,322 Yeah, Joe, uh, I'm getting ready 576 00:20:05,406 --> 00:20:07,281 to do something incredibly uncomfortable, 577 00:20:07,364 --> 00:20:08,780 so please don't speak. 578 00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:11,030 OK. Forgiving is living. 579 00:20:11,114 --> 00:20:13,489 Spencer: Let's do this. 580 00:20:13,573 --> 00:20:17,322 Oh, no. Oh, wow. This is-- This is amazing. 581 00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:18,989 I knew I'd see you guys again, 582 00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:20,698 but I assumed it would be in a court of law. 583 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,197 Yeah, well, that would make the lawyers rich. 584 00:20:22,281 --> 00:20:24,197 I'd rather concentrate on making me rich. 585 00:20:24,281 --> 00:20:25,489 You're rich in spirit. 586 00:20:25,573 --> 00:20:26,739 Thank you, Joe. 587 00:20:26,822 --> 00:20:29,239 Although, it is a little bit evil. 588 00:20:29,322 --> 00:20:32,406 Now how's life at the chocolate factory without Willy Wonka? 589 00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:33,947 Augustus Gloop, did ya? 590 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:36,030 I gotta give it you, Lance. I'm really impressed. 591 00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:37,489 You really turned it up a notch. 592 00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,156 Shit's poppin' off here. 593 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,364 - People often underestimate me. - That's why I'm here. 594 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,072 I wanna tell you that I've overreacted 595 00:20:43,156 --> 00:20:45,448 and I was wrong to assume that we didn't need you 596 00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:47,864 and I apologize. 597 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:51,614 I'm sorry. Would you say that again, please? 598 00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:54,573 I said, "I apologize" to you. 599 00:20:54,656 --> 00:20:56,072 You were wrong, weren't you? 600 00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:57,531 - He just said it. Lance... - It's all right. 601 00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:58,905 Now, well, listen. I'm allowed to... 602 00:20:58,989 --> 00:21:01,364 enjoy the moment a little bit, aren't I? 603 00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:06,072 To bask in the vitamin D-giving rays of your apology, 604 00:21:06,156 --> 00:21:08,698 just for a moment to feel it? 605 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:09,947 What? That makes me terrible? 606 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,573 To put it bluntly, Lance, 607 00:21:11,656 --> 00:21:13,364 we can't do this without you. 608 00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:15,614 I appreciate your acknowledgement, Spencer. 609 00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:18,864 It's a little late, but it's a step in the right direction. 610 00:21:18,947 --> 00:21:20,905 I am so impressed with this guy right here. 611 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,947 Constantly improving right before my very eyes. 612 00:21:25,989 --> 00:21:28,364 So, um, what do you say? 613 00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:30,239 I mean, are you gonna come back to work with us? 614 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,905 We'll make it fun for you. We'll stay out of your way. 615 00:21:32,989 --> 00:21:34,698 Well, that is a very nice little offer, 616 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,239 but I think I've got an even nicer one. 617 00:21:37,322 --> 00:21:38,239 What's that? 618 00:21:38,322 --> 00:21:39,739 I got new financing, 619 00:21:39,822 --> 00:21:41,739 as even you can surely deduce 620 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,822 from all this bustling activity. 621 00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,239 So how about this? 622 00:21:45,322 --> 00:21:47,406 I buy my company back from you 623 00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:49,739 at 50 cents on the dollar, 624 00:21:49,822 --> 00:21:53,322 and you go back to what you're good at-- football and finance. 625 00:21:55,489 --> 00:21:58,989 Have a little moment, a tête-à-tête. Mull it over. 626 00:22:00,281 --> 00:22:01,864 Ahh.. 627 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,780 Joe: So what are you thinking? 628 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,197 As much as I hate this motherfucker, 629 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,281 and as much as I hate telling you this right now, 630 00:22:08,364 --> 00:22:09,864 I think we should take the offer. 631 00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:12,531 - Cut our loss. - Losses, plural. 632 00:22:12,614 --> 00:22:14,114 - Tick-tock, tick-tock, fellas. - Remember? A lot of 'em. 633 00:22:14,197 --> 00:22:15,698 This is a sunset clause. 634 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,989 Let's take the offer, get the fuck out of here, Joe. 635 00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:19,573 Come on. 636 00:22:19,656 --> 00:22:22,322 Yeah. Listen, hey-- may I run point 637 00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:24,822 on the negotiations from here? 638 00:22:24,905 --> 00:22:27,072 - Take us home. - All right. 639 00:22:28,531 --> 00:22:32,197 So... how about you take that offer, 640 00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:35,531 and you stick it straight up your fuckin' ass? 641 00:22:35,614 --> 00:22:37,156 That's a little reactive. 642 00:22:37,239 --> 00:22:39,614 It's the only way I like to be, really. 643 00:22:39,698 --> 00:22:41,364 - Fuck you. - ( laughing ) 644 00:22:41,448 --> 00:22:43,864 Fuck you. No sale. 645 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,780 OK, well, you guys are making a mistake. 646 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,739 You know you guys have got nothing, right? 647 00:22:47,822 --> 00:22:49,739 You got a couple pieces of whack talent 648 00:22:49,822 --> 00:22:51,656 and a moderately successful surf channel. 649 00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:53,614 Lance: Without me, you got nothing. 650 00:22:53,698 --> 00:22:55,030 I know, but it's what we do. 651 00:22:55,114 --> 00:22:57,489 We make it work. ( laughs ) 652 00:22:57,573 --> 00:23:00,072 I am Sports X. 653 00:23:00,156 --> 00:23:01,947 ( elevator bell dings ) 654 00:23:03,573 --> 00:23:07,281 ♪ See, I still love you ♪ 655 00:23:07,364 --> 00:23:11,905 ♪ The same way I gave adore ♪ 656 00:23:14,156 --> 00:23:18,281 ♪ Can't seem to run from the truth ♪ 657 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:23,239 ♪ Let it all, to surround us, my love ♪ 658 00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,947 Rough day at the office? 659 00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:28,989 Brutal. 660 00:23:29,072 --> 00:23:31,531 Mmm. Tell me about it. 661 00:23:31,614 --> 00:23:33,406 I had a client convicted of murder. 662 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:39,072 Well, guess my day wasn't so bad after all. 663 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:40,698 ( sighs ) 664 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:45,698 ♪ And there's no such thing as control ♪ 665 00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:48,281 ♪ Lord forgive me, Lord forgive me ♪ 666 00:23:48,364 --> 00:23:50,864 ♪ I can't leave her ♪ 667 00:23:50,947 --> 00:23:53,531 ♪ Because I need her ♪ 668 00:23:53,614 --> 00:23:56,864 ♪ Because I breathe her ♪ 669 00:23:56,947 --> 00:23:59,156 ♪ And Lord forgive me, Lord forgive me ♪ 670 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:01,656 ♪ I can't leave her ♪ 671 00:24:01,739 --> 00:24:04,614 ♪ Because I need her ♪ 672 00:24:04,698 --> 00:24:06,614 ♪ Because I breathe her ♪ 673 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,489 ♪ I really gave my heart ♪ 674 00:24:19,822 --> 00:24:24,864 ♪ And just to watch us fall by the wayside, darling ♪ 675 00:24:30,489 --> 00:24:34,406 ♪ See I still love you ♪ 676 00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:38,364 ♪ The same way I gave adore ♪ 677 00:24:41,322 --> 00:24:45,072 ♪ Can't seem to run from the truth ♪ 678 00:24:45,156 --> 00:24:49,614 ♪ And that's one thing I know is true ♪ 679 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:54,030 ♪ Lord forgive me, Lord forgive me ♪ 680 00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:56,239 ♪ I can't leave her ♪ 681 00:24:56,322 --> 00:24:58,656 ♪ Because I need her.. ♪ 682 00:25:03,030 --> 00:25:03,947 SPENCER STRASMORE: You wanna sell Sports X back, 683 00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:05,448 or do you wanna grind it out to be 684 00:25:05,531 --> 00:25:06,989 what you imagined it could be? 685 00:25:08,822 --> 00:25:10,364 LANCE KLIANS: Don't be a dummy, Joe. 686 00:25:10,448 --> 00:25:13,739 This world was never gonna work out for a guy like Spencer. 687 00:25:14,197 --> 00:25:15,698 JOE KRUTEL: We're a troop of soldiers. 688 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,698 I know it's hard, but we gotta get after it! 689 00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:20,780 Hey, Kurt Cobain. What were you just saying? 690 00:25:20,864 --> 00:25:22,322 That we should've left with Lance. 691 00:25:22,531 --> 00:25:24,114 What the fuck, dude? 692 00:25:24,197 --> 00:25:25,864 ♪ ("NOT HAVIN' IT" BY RAPHAEL LAKE PLAYS) ♪ 693 00:25:26,072 --> 00:25:29,448 It takes a lot more than just wins to succeed in L.A. 694 00:25:29,531 --> 00:25:31,989 If he wants Kisan, then just give him Kisan. 695 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,698 You might wanna accept the fact 696 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,197 that you're gettin' too old for this shit, bro. 697 00:25:35,281 --> 00:25:37,780 ♪ I'm not havin' it Nope, I'm not havin' it ♪ 698 00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:40,989 I think it's time to drill down that sweet child of mine. 699 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,072 SPENCER: Hey, Q! 700 00:25:42,322 --> 00:25:43,489 There's no need for the advice, future hall-of-famer. 701 00:25:43,698 --> 00:25:46,489 But I got some for you... Careful with my moms. 702 00:25:46,573 --> 00:25:48,905 ♪ I'm not havin' it Nope, I'm not havin' it ♪