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♪ Kane is in the building, nigga... ♪
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Now tell me how you love it,
you know you at the top ♪
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♪ When only heaven's
right above it, we on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we on ♪
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♪ Who else is really trying
to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪
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♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪
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♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows ♪
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♪ And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know ♪
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♪ This that "Slumdog
Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪
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♪ And, uh ♪
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♪ My real friends
never hearing from me ♪
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♪ Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me ♪
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♪ That's why I pick and
choose, I don't get shit confused ♪
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♪ Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos ♪
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♪ And these days all the
girls is down to roll ♪
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♪ I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole ♪
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♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this
shit is moving kinda slow ♪
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♪ Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go ♪
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Sync & corrections by Mr. C
www.addic7ed.com - BluRay Sync by kOoL tHuG
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(MEN SHOUTING)
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- ANDERSON: Hey.
- Hey, good morning, Bret.
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- Comrades!
- Mr. Anderson.
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- You know what? Call me Bret.
- Seriously?
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Yeah, I mean, what the fuck?
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I think we're there. Come here.
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- Oh.
- Mwah. I love this guy.
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- Wow.
- I feel the same way, Bret.
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Hey, now that Hastings
came through with the...
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with the land and the $100 million,
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I really think it's our
turn to step it up.
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- We gotta do this.
- All we gotta do is get half
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of what this monstrosity is gonna cost
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and the bank will cover the rest, Bret.
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Well, my rich foreign friends
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are opening their
checkbooks as we speak,
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so pack your bags, gentlemen.
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We are going on a little road trip.
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- Hey!
- Where we headed, Bret?
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First up, Saudi Arabia,
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then China, then Germany,
and then the UK.
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These guys are so enamored
with American sports,
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they can't wait to claim
their little piece.
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How about we just call them?
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(CHUCKLES)
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We're... we're not
texting Mommy and Daddy
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for beer money like
goddamn college students.
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Come on, if we don't have the money
by next week's owners' meeting,
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then Bossman can't swing
the votes our way.
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Plus, we can't leave ASM
abandoned that long.
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I'm thinking with its significant stake
in the global real estate market
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that Anderson Financial would
find a proposal like this
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- extremely intriguing.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We are not going to fucking New York.
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Come on, they already know
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what we're capable of
accomplishing, Bret.
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No, no, no.
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Yes, and betting on the mother ship
is far greater than going global.
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Don't do that. Don't do that.
It's four hours away.
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No go! You guys might not know this,
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but I'm not exactly
on the greatest terms
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with the board at the current moment.
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- Your name is on the building.
- Doesn't mean diddly dick.
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I'm basically just an
employee like you two humps.
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(LAUGHS) You're an employee
with a gigantic yacht
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and an amazing mansion in Palm Beach.
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Come on.
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Yeah, you can do this.
You're the man, Bret.
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SPENCER: It's the best play we got.
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I believe in you.
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We. We believe in you, Bret.
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Stop calling me Bret.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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- That the quad?
- Yeah. No dairy, just like you asked.
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Got one for myself. The stuff
makes my nerves all jangly.
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Maybe it's something else.
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Can we not beat around the bush
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and just talk about what
happened the other night?
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Your wife's a great cook.
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Thank her for the to-go plate.
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Look, we all thrive on
competition in this business.
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And the urge to win is exactly
how we all got to where we are.
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But if you and Coach Berg
can't get on the same page,
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well, all we got is a
house built on sand.
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The same page?
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We're not even in the same book or the
same fucking library, for that matter.
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Okay, so then let's write
a new book together.
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Good idea. I got the perfect title...
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- "Finding a New Head Coach."
- (CHUCKLES)
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You're gonna let Berg go?
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No, I think since you two
have gotten so close,
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you're the man to do it.
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No, you ain't gonna pull
that shit on me again.
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This is the head coach, not
some offensive lineman.
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Better the news comes from a friend.
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Maybe you and Julie can
whip him up a Last Supper.
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Be sure and bring me some leftovers.
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Amen.
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Damn, T, you got enough food?
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Fuck you, Jason. I'm eating for two.
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- Well, me and this nigga.
- What's the deal with my new contract?
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Well, the Pats, they're digging
in on a one-year deal.
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- Cheap motherfuckers.
- Hey, it's just a starting point.
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You know I'm gonna get them to two.
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I never missed an assignment
or was late for a meeting,
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and I caught 104 passes last year.
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On 138 targets. Rick's
the good-hands man.
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- It's not personal.
- Well, I just want my money.
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I practically played for free
the last two seasons, J.
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You asked for a ring, you got one.
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You want some more money, we're
gonna grind it out with Belichick.
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Let me get on it, you
enjoy your quinoa, okay?
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- I'll call you later.
- Please do.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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What's wrong with you, man?
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You're gonna put somebody
eye out with a grapefruit.
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Get the fuck outta here.
Somebody should kick him out.
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- What are you doing?
- That wasn't me! It was that guy!
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What are you doing?
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Hannah!
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Hannah, my love,
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can I get another drink, and
make it a real double this time?
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- Yes, of course.
- Thank you.
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We land in, like, 10 minutes.
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Yeah, like that's ever
stopped me before.
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Oh, the pilot says we're being rerouted.
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Wait, wait, what? Hold on, what?
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What's that? What?
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Can you make it a triple
if we're crashing?
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Anderson Financial moved your
meeting to the Hamptons.
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Yeah, whoa, whoa. Why, why, why?
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The CEO didn't return to the city as
planned, so we land in 20 minutes.
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- Cool.
- I'll get you that drink.
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Probably having a death cult meeting.
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It's okay. It's just a
change in location.
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Now we gotta listen to that prick brag
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about his fancy fucking beach house.
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It's gonna work out in
our favor, all right?
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Casual setting, it's good for business.
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That's right, we do our best
work outside of the office.
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I closed Josh Norman at The Body Shop.
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Yes, and then the Hamptons
is where Roc Nation
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closed that huge Kevin Durant
deal for the Warriors.
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That's right, good karma.
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What are you, a fucking Buddhist now?
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Bret, do you wanna go over the
P&Ls one more time before we land?
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I know what the damn...
I know the pitch, okay?
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I'd just rather do it at
a One Direction concert.
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I wish you'd stay sitting
in one direction.
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I'm trying.
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And now because of your
brisket, I gotta go fire Berg.
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I didn't know it was gonna
turn into a steel cage match.
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You had everybody at the table
holding hands, saying grace.
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Coach Berg only prays for victory.
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I was trying to bring God to the table.
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Yeah, to break bread
with the antichrist.
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You don't want my help,
then stop asking.
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Why you calling me at work anyway?
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I just thought you should know.
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You want somebody to
blame for your mess,
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go find a big-ass mirror.
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You...!
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(CHATTER)
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- RICKY: Julie Greane.
- Hey!
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- You're early, Ricky.
- I am, I am indeed.
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Eager to hear all is
well upstairs, you know.
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- MAN ON PA: please call 271...
- Hey.
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- You remember TTD.
- Unfortunately, I do.
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- Ms. Dr. Greane.
- Hey. Just go in there.
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- After you.
- All right.
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TTD: Doc, I'm concerned.
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He's had dizziness, headaches,
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light sensitivity, some
serious-ass memory problems.
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I remember telling you
to stay the fuck home.
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And he's been irritable as fuck, too.
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You need to see a neurologist.
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Now, it would be unethical
for me to examine your head.
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But I do have a friend that works in
the south wing that can talk to you.
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She specializes in brain injuries.
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All right, I trust you.
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And if you trust her, let's go with it.
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All right, here's her card.
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Nobody can know about this,
not even Chuck, okay?
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I won't say a word, and Dr.
Robbins is very discreet.
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(EXHALES)
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Thank you.
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You're welcome. I'll
tell her you're coming.
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- Bring it in, Doc.
- No.
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Damn, I'm seeing Charles
in a whole new light.
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♪ It's about 10:00 p.m., bros in my DM ♪
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♪ Talking 'bout a house
party at the quatrième ♪
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♪ I had time to think,
got dishes in the sink ♪
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♪ Mama wouldn't let a nigga
step out of the house ♪
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♪ Although she was asleep,
passed out on the couch ♪
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♪ I think it's my time to bounce ♪
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♪ Put on the flashiest shoes
that a nigga could find ♪
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♪ Don't say nothing to me,
it's my time to shine ♪
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♪ Um, I reminisce about
my sexy chick... ♪
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If we get bogged down in
private equity bullshit,
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I'm just gonna break out
some locker room stories.
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Yeah, maybe spare them the one about
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how you took a shit in
Chad Pennington's cleats.
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- What do you say?
- (CHUCKLES) He deserved it.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- You okay, boss?
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Yeah, fine. Yeah, I'm fine.
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(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
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JOE: Shit, man, I'd live here.
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SPENCER: Yeah, it's a nice
one, but you know what?
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Who gives a shit how nice it is?
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We're gonna go in there and kill it.
Come on.
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Hey, guys, there's something
I haven't quite told you...
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- There's my big bro.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, there he is.
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How'd you like the new jet?
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Well, the gold-plated seat
belt buckles, very nice touch.
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My colleagues... Joe, Spencer.
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My brother Julian.
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Wow. Hey, we've heard
so much about you.
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- Yeah, he goes on and on and on.
- I bet he does, I bet he does.
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- Come on, let's go inside.
- On and on.
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JULIAN: Yeah, come grab a drink.
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- Welcome.
- BOTH: Thank you.
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Anderson Financial's core business
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has always been real estate development.
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This project goes far beyond
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any state-of-the-art retractable-roof
stadium ever constructed.
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970,000 square feet of retail space...
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All right, so let me get this straight.
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So, our dalliance into sports with ASM
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has somehow turned into
building an NFL stadium?
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ANDERSON: That dalliance has proved
well worth the company's while.
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It's astounding that you're
even involved in sports.
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I mean, this guy was always the last
one to be picked when we were kids.
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You were a superstar, though,
when it came to eating paste.
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Maybe that's why you started
balding in the 9th grade, huh?
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That's funny. What the
fuck are you laughing at?
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- I wasn't.
- If you're gonna pitch me a sports complex,
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I wanna hear from the sports guy.
238
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How about it, Spencer?
239
00:09:58,371 --> 00:10:00,037
Well, it's really not my place.
240
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- Mr. Anderson's the boss.
- No, I'm the boss, applesauce.
241
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Not him.
242
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- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLES) All right, very good.
243
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Lay it on me, come on.
244
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Explain to me why we should risk
245
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a portion of the family fortune
to pay for this thing.
246
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- ♪ I don't know ♪
- ♪ Yo, yo ♪
247
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♪ I don't know why the fuck
I'm fucking with you ♪
248
00:10:24,038 --> 00:10:26,537
♪ I don't know why the fuck
I'm fucking with you... ♪
249
00:10:26,539 --> 00:10:27,370
All right.
250
00:10:27,371 --> 00:10:29,745
- I'd love to.
- Me, too.
251
00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:31,745
♪ I don't know why the fuck
I'm fucking with you... ♪
252
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- MAN: Go, go!
- (GRUNTS)
253
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- ♪ Could ask my man, T... ♪
- Back up!
254
00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:37,286
♪ I ain't the one to be ♪
255
00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:39,079
♪ Played like them niggas that
you use to play for money ♪
256
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♪ No time for acting funky with me... ♪
257
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I'm watching you, Holland.
258
00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:46,079
- Mine, mine!
- Look, why is he...?
259
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,370
- Mine!
- 96% of the time...
260
00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:51,912
96% of the time, your
head is in your ass!
261
00:10:51,913 --> 00:10:55,495
Sprint to the spot, get
set, and look the ball in.
262
00:10:55,496 --> 00:10:57,745
What the fuck is wrong with your brain?!
263
00:10:57,746 --> 00:11:00,495
(WHISTLE TRILLS)
264
00:11:00,496 --> 00:11:02,954
- Hey, Coach.
- Charles.
265
00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,328
You got a sec?
266
00:11:05,329 --> 00:11:07,245
Oh, no, don't tell me old Ziegfart's
267
00:11:07,246 --> 00:11:08,912
still getting on you
for the other night.
268
00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:11,203
Yeah, I'm still catching
my fair share for that,
269
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,286
but that's not why I'm here.
270
00:11:13,287 --> 00:11:14,787
(SIGHS)
271
00:11:14,788 --> 00:11:17,495
He sent me down here to let you go.
272
00:11:17,496 --> 00:11:20,079
- You're firing me, Charles?
- No, Siefert's firing you.
273
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,411
- I'm just telling you.
- That chickenshit.
274
00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,245
Yeah, it's all kinds of wrong.
275
00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:25,995
Oh, is it all kinds of wrong, Charles?
276
00:11:25,996 --> 00:11:28,120
- You ain't the one getting fired.
- No, but, I mean...
277
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,578
But you ain't the one getting fired.
278
00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:31,411
I'm getting fired. I should've cut him.
279
00:11:31,412 --> 00:11:33,829
The other night when I had him
on your dining room table,
280
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,578
I had my eyes on your
wife's brisket knife.
281
00:11:35,579 --> 00:11:38,203
I swear to God, I saw it... I
saw it in my mind, Charles.
282
00:11:38,204 --> 00:11:40,161
I could see it... I was
gonna pick up the knife,
283
00:11:40,162 --> 00:11:43,245
I was gonna stick it right
in his fucking face.
284
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:44,703
I couldn't quite get to it, though.
285
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,620
You had me, so I popped him instead.
286
00:11:47,621 --> 00:11:49,537
It's probably better that
you didn't stab him.
287
00:11:49,538 --> 00:11:51,662
Fuck it. Fuck it. It's all good.
288
00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:53,161
It's all good, Charles.
289
00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:54,662
I'll have another job in a week.
290
00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:56,411
This son of a bitch, when they fire him,
291
00:11:56,412 --> 00:11:58,954
ain't no team in the NFL
is gonna touch him.
292
00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:00,495
And I'll tell you something else,
293
00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:01,995
all these players that are
killing it out here...
294
00:12:01,996 --> 00:12:04,245
Sutton, all of them...
those are your picks.
295
00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:06,161
- Everybody knows it.
- Thanks, Coach. That's nice of you to say.
296
00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:08,745
Fuck nice, Charles. I don't do nice.
I hate nice.
297
00:12:08,746 --> 00:12:10,662
- Fuck nice. Say it.
- Fuck nice.
298
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,120
You're so fucking nice, Charles.
299
00:12:12,121 --> 00:12:13,662
And you were right about Kisan,
300
00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,703
and he was a moron for
not to signing him.
301
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:19,079
Yeah! Hey, good luck, Berg.
302
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,037
- Fuck you, Charles.
- Okay.
303
00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:23,495
- I got it! (GRUNTS)
- No!
304
00:12:23,496 --> 00:12:25,079
- (WHISTLE TRILLS)
- No!
305
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,829
Watch the ball. What about him?
306
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,662
Uh, he didn't... he didn't
say anything about Csonka.
307
00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:33,453
Didn't say anything about Csonka, huh?
Fuck you!
308
00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:36,203
The ball doesn't care about you!
309
00:12:36,204 --> 00:12:37,954
What's going on?
310
00:12:37,955 --> 00:12:39,870
Siefert sent me down here to let him go.
311
00:12:39,871 --> 00:12:42,453
- Aw, man!
- Your heads are in your ass!
312
00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:44,663
They're in there! Get 'em out!
313
00:12:50,412 --> 00:12:52,537
- God!
- I think he made the right call.
314
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,203
- See you, Coach!
- (WHISTLE TRILLS)
315
00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:55,995
You know, the last time I was
in New York for business,
316
00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:57,495
I sacked Eli three times.
317
00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:59,995
- Knocked his dick in the dirt.
- (JOE CHUCKLES)
318
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,037
You know, the transition's
been kind of abrupt,
319
00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,870
you know, going from
lining up on Sundays
320
00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:06,662
to high-level finance with
these aces over here.
321
00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:09,370
Yeah, no, I know who you are, Spencer.
I pay your salary.
322
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,954
So save the anecdotes for your
Hall of Fame speech, you know?
323
00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:13,787
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- JULIAN: All right.
324
00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:15,370
Well, we've got $100 million
325
00:13:15,371 --> 00:13:17,578
and a promise to deliver
land from Wayne Hastings.
326
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,328
- Oh, the casino guy?
- Yeah, the casino guy.
327
00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,203
Yeah, Wayne understands that the NFL
328
00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,328
is the most profitable
sports league on earth,
329
00:13:23,329 --> 00:13:26,079
and there are only so many opportunities
that come along like this.
330
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,829
I mean, you're talking about an enormous
real estate play with an A-list tenant.
331
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,495
The Raiders had a great season.
332
00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:33,079
It's a shame Derek Carr
went down when he did.
333
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,870
Yeah, he was a great QB.
334
00:13:34,871 --> 00:13:36,954
Let me tell you something about
this stadium we're talking about.
335
00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:39,912
It's just not gonna be Raiders
games and Super Bowls.
336
00:13:39,913 --> 00:13:42,912
Think about it... so, year-round
we got college football,
337
00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:45,662
we'll have UFC, Final Four,
338
00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:47,829
soccer, concerts... we're
gonna have everything.
339
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,453
(WHISTLES) It's a big swing.
340
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,662
Plan to divest yourself of your clients?
341
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,620
(CHUCKLES) Never, no.
342
00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:55,370
That's the ground we
built the company on.
343
00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:57,745
You can't possibly hope to
handle the day-to-day at ASM
344
00:13:57,746 --> 00:13:59,954
while managing a billion-dollar
real estate venture.
345
00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:02,829
I've been handling the clients while
Spencer runs point on this project.
346
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:05,954
- Yeah, moving along pretty smoothly.
- Joe's been crushing it.
347
00:14:05,955 --> 00:14:11,120
I read that one of your highest
earners was suspended for pot.
348
00:14:11,121 --> 00:14:12,286
SPENCER: Yeah, Vernon Littelfield.
349
00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:13,954
The kid made an honest mistake.
350
00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:15,954
Still, got him four games.
351
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,995
Read it on Twitter before
you guys got here.
352
00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:20,037
Well, it's no wonder you
guys are thinking bigger.
353
00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:22,787
I mean, the client side
must be getting tedious.
354
00:14:22,788 --> 00:14:25,620
Oh, my God, what the fuck?!
355
00:14:25,621 --> 00:14:27,829
Jesus Christ, what is this,
356
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:31,286
a business presentation
or a goddamn inquisition?
357
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,203
You know what? Can
somebody please bring Bret
358
00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:35,453
a tub of paste to help
him calm his nerves?
359
00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:37,954
You see that? That's why I
didn't wanna come to New York.
360
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:38,497
(OVERLAPPING VOICES)
361
00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:39,745
Whip it up. He likes to make a mustache.
362
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,495
Put a crown on your head, call
yourself king of the idiots.
363
00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:43,170
Tend to your guns.
364
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:45,079
Fucking piece of shit.
You know what you are?
365
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,787
It's so bad, I can't even say it.
366
00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:48,203
Bret, come on. God damn it, Julian!
367
00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,662
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
368
00:14:49,663 --> 00:14:51,787
You're the fucking CEO
of a major company
369
00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:53,161
and you're letting this sibling bullshit
370
00:14:53,162 --> 00:14:55,787
get in the way of a
massively lucrative deal?
371
00:14:55,788 --> 00:14:58,120
You got me up here fucking
trying to tap dance for you.
372
00:14:58,121 --> 00:15:00,161
Ah, now we're finally
getting to the root
373
00:15:00,162 --> 00:15:02,328
of what you actually do
for this company, see?
374
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:04,495
- (FRENCH ACCENT) You're a dancer.
- Oh, don't do that.
375
00:15:04,496 --> 00:15:07,411
Ah, you're funny. Let me tell you
something, motherfucker, I ain't no dancer.
376
00:15:07,412 --> 00:15:09,245
But I'm the guy who
takes care of his guys,
377
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:11,453
which is a lot more
than I can say for you.
378
00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:12,912
So go fuck yourself, fuck-face.
379
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,037
- Fuck you.
- Ooh, the double.
380
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,995
His fingers smell. (CLAPPING)
381
00:15:16,996 --> 00:15:18,578
Well, bravo. Bravo, Spencer!
382
00:15:18,579 --> 00:15:21,161
Feel free to knock over something
expensive on your way out.
383
00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:23,370
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- I was kidding!
384
00:15:23,371 --> 00:15:27,286
ANDERSON: That was me! It was a picture
of you and Dad, you fuck-face.
385
00:15:27,287 --> 00:15:29,370
Type the numbers in the
order they appear.
386
00:15:29,371 --> 00:15:30,870
- Let's go, I'm ready.
- All right.
387
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:33,079
One more and we'll move on.
388
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,913
- One more.
- You got this. You got it.
389
00:15:40,663 --> 00:15:41,829
Pssh.
390
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,787
Seven, four,
391
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:48,037
three, four,
392
00:15:48,038 --> 00:15:50,870
nine, six, one.
393
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:52,037
(SCOFFS)
394
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,286
Man, I can't do that shit,
395
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,203
and I ain't never even played football.
396
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,912
I see what you're saying. I'm
gonna be quiet, Doc. I'm sorry.
397
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,370
Let's test your verbal fluency.
398
00:16:00,371 --> 00:16:04,328
- Okay? This is oral word association.
- (SIGHS)
399
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:08,370
I'd like you to say as many words as
you can that begin with the letter C.
400
00:16:08,371 --> 00:16:09,870
They can't be proper nouns
401
00:16:09,871 --> 00:16:12,370
and they can't be names
of people or places.
402
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,787
Go.
403
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,204
Car.
404
00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:18,745
Carry.
405
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:21,578
- Cake. Cave.
- Mm-hmm.
406
00:16:21,579 --> 00:16:22,788
Carrot.
407
00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:25,662
Carrying.
408
00:16:25,663 --> 00:16:30,079
Try not to reuse a word
with a different ending.
409
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,912
- You got it, you got it.
- Church.
410
00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:35,203
- Chapel.
- Those ain't the same either.
411
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,954
- Mm-hmm.
- Good job.
412
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,453
She ain't say no curse words.
413
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:39,745
I mean, it's right there for the taking.
414
00:16:39,746 --> 00:16:43,037
- Cunt.
- Okay, that'll do.
415
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,578
Good job.
416
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:47,579
Based on the neurocognitive
and physical exams...
417
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,453
I can see that you're suffering
418
00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,787
from post-concussion syndrome, Ricky.
419
00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:55,203
- What?
- Though, I haven't figured out
420
00:16:55,204 --> 00:16:56,620
what your friend's problem is.
421
00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:58,286
I just smoke a lot of dope.
422
00:16:58,287 --> 00:17:00,286
Your brain needs to rest and heal.
423
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,870
You should avoid football,
424
00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:03,578
stay away from all strenuous activities
425
00:17:03,579 --> 00:17:05,912
and stressful situations
for at least a month.
426
00:17:05,913 --> 00:17:06,954
Four weeks?
427
00:17:06,955 --> 00:17:09,578
And it might be longer.
428
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:12,079
I mean, there's no real way to tell.
429
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,745
Eating brain-healthy foods can
help the healing process.
430
00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:18,495
Things like blueberries and avocados.
431
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,203
Wait, you're saying my brain is jacked
432
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:21,912
and the answer is guacamole?
433
00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:24,662
I'm just recommending possible
ways to speed your recovery.
434
00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:26,079
We got it, Doc.
435
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,870
I'll make sure he's rested.
436
00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:29,954
I'll be good by the beginning
of this season, though, right?
437
00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:31,787
Don't assume that.
438
00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:34,370
It could take some more time.
439
00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:36,578
ANDERSON: What do you mean
the plane is grounded?
440
00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:39,495
- Mechanical issue.
- No, no, we gotta go back.
441
00:17:39,496 --> 00:17:40,564
We gotta go back to Miami.
442
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:42,495
We can't fly without
a fuel control unit.
443
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,995
You know anything about FCUs?
444
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,203
I know I gotta FCU the fuck outta here.
445
00:17:46,204 --> 00:17:48,079
I'm afraid I can't help you right now.
446
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,495
- I'm sorry.
- There's nothing wrong with the plane.
447
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:53,537
I know that.
448
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,745
It's fuck-face.
449
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:56,662
My brother, he's fucking us.
450
00:17:56,663 --> 00:17:58,912
Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking
asshole, that's why.
451
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,411
I gotta tell you, I'm still surprised
452
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,829
you didn't tell us he was the CEO.
453
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,161
Defense mechanism, my
subconscious speaking.
454
00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,829
Because of all the
emotional abuse you took.
455
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,328
No, because he's a dick.
456
00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:09,037
Let's say it together one time...
457
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:10,453
- I...
- BOTH: I...
458
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:14,370
- fucking hate New York!
- fucking hate New York.
459
00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:16,703
- I fucking hate New York!
- (PHONE CHIMES)
460
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:17,586
I don't hate New York.
461
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,870
Well, you're gonna love
this message from Virginia.
462
00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:21,912
She can't get us out
till tomorrow morning.
463
00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,829
- Oh, sweet.
- Let's go to my favorite joint.
464
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,870
- Happy hour.
- Okay!
465
00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:28,246
Now you're talking.
466
00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:35,537
(MEN CHATTERING)
467
00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:37,286
Motive!
468
00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:38,912
Look at her ass right there, bro.
469
00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,870
SIEFERT: I'll set up
the press conference.
470
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,662
All right, can I change my number to 26?
Today's date.
471
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,578
That's how much it means
to me to be a Dolphin.
472
00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:47,703
- Actually, it's the 25th.
- Oh, shit, 25. Even better, right?
473
00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:50,870
- I'll hit up the equipment manager.
- (CHUCKLES) Appreciate it.
474
00:18:50,871 --> 00:18:53,328
Hey, great to have you onboard.
475
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:56,578
- Be an exciting season.
- Indeed, man. Thank y'all.
476
00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:59,620
- Whoo-hoo!
- Man, whosever calling the plays
477
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,745
is gonna have a fucking field day.
478
00:19:01,746 --> 00:19:04,161
- You look good, Chuck.
- (CHATTERING)
479
00:19:04,162 --> 00:19:06,245
(ALL GRUNTING, LAUGHING)
480
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,745
KISAN: Yeah, baby!
481
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,912
When'd you change your mind?
482
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:10,954
I thought you had concerns.
483
00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:13,703
He brings his boys, he brings his boys.
484
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,245
Wh...?
485
00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:17,537
Well, uh, in that case,
486
00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:18,787
he won't let us down.
487
00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,495
He won't let me down
488
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:22,411
'cause he's your responsibility now.
489
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,912
He rushes for 1,000 yards, stays
out of trouble, I'm a genius.
490
00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:27,870
He gets pulled over with
a gun under his seat,
491
00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:29,703
you fucked up for raising the idea.
492
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:32,579
Win-win for me, lose-lose for you.
493
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:36,954
You made a great decision signing him.
494
00:19:36,955 --> 00:19:38,287
We'll see.
495
00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:40,955
We'll see.
496
00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,703
I'm taking the Pats' offer.
497
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,995
JASON: Well, they haven't
responded to our counter yet.
498
00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:48,662
Take the first damn offer!
499
00:19:48,663 --> 00:19:49,870
Money isn't everything, J.
500
00:19:49,871 --> 00:19:51,495
Look, I can get more out of him.
501
00:19:51,496 --> 00:19:53,286
It's just gonna take a
little bit more time.
502
00:19:53,287 --> 00:19:54,829
- No drops! Nigga, what you doing?
- Man, you threw it...
503
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,912
How much time do any of us
really have, though, J?
504
00:19:56,913 --> 00:19:58,620
You actually want me to answer that?
505
00:19:58,621 --> 00:20:01,286
What I want you to do is lock
down that deal, all right?
506
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,787
You know, it's a pretty big turn.
507
00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:04,370
Once we accept, there's no going back.
508
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,370
Don't want to. Close that
shit in the morning.
509
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,080
All right, consider it done.
510
00:20:09,371 --> 00:20:11,703
Bring it. Ooh, there it is!
511
00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:13,620
- Don't... don't throw those.
- All right.
512
00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:14,621
Looking like me.
513
00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:15,912
Vern, Vern, Vern, Vern,
514
00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:17,662
- listen to me, please.
- (SPENCER GROANS)
515
00:20:17,663 --> 00:20:19,745
You should be thanking
the good Lord in heaven
516
00:20:19,746 --> 00:20:21,870
- that you only got four games.
- Shit.
517
00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:23,203
Don't worry about that.
518
00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:24,954
You're gonna make up for your salary hit
519
00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:26,370
with your asset allocation,
520
00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:27,620
which is outperforming
521
00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:29,829
competing stock and bond
indices, by the way,
522
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,328
and mutual funds and hedge funds.
523
00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:32,495
You're welcome.
524
00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:35,037
The VR company is standing beside you.
525
00:20:35,038 --> 00:20:37,245
- We're all good.
- Let me talk to him.
526
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,662
Yeah, we'll talk when we get home, okay?
527
00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:41,788
Listen, hang on, Spencer
wants to talk to you.
528
00:20:43,538 --> 00:20:45,079
- He hung up.
- You fucking hung up.
529
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,662
I... he hung up first!
530
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,912
Wow, Joe is turning into Spencer 2.0.
531
00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:51,370
- Yeah, a lot smaller.
- A lot sexier.
532
00:20:51,371 --> 00:20:53,537
JULIAN: Your driver told
me I'd find you guys here.
533
00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:57,161
You know, Bret and I used to sneak
in here when we were teenagers
534
00:20:57,162 --> 00:20:58,453
back when we used to like each other.
535
00:20:58,454 --> 00:20:59,829
You know what? Take your own note...
536
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,662
- Yes?
- and skip the nostalgia.
537
00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:04,995
(CHUCKLES) Come on, come on.
538
00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:06,411
I didn't ground the jet to be a dick.
539
00:21:06,412 --> 00:21:08,079
I mean, I did get a laugh out of it.
540
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,245
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- But, really, I just, you know,
541
00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:14,578
wanted to take some time
just for my own research.
542
00:21:14,579 --> 00:21:17,286
And I found that NFL franchise values
543
00:21:17,287 --> 00:21:21,161
have gone up at a ridiculous
rate of 20% per year...
544
00:21:21,162 --> 00:21:22,204
No shit?
545
00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:25,328
and that's worth more than
2.3 billion on average.
546
00:21:25,329 --> 00:21:28,703
Right, and the Raiders in Vegas
would be near the top of that list.
547
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,787
As would the value of the stadium,
548
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:33,079
which is what we've been
trying to tell you.
549
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,912
Thing is, uh, no one at this bar
550
00:21:35,913 --> 00:21:38,537
is available or capable
enough to run this venture.
551
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,703
I mean, this maniac over here,
552
00:21:40,704 --> 00:21:42,745
he can't go three minutes before he
tells somebody to go fuck themselves.
553
00:21:42,746 --> 00:21:45,995
Well, that "go fuck yourself"
was specifically for you.
554
00:21:45,996 --> 00:21:47,912
Yeah, usually, he's way more subdued.
555
00:21:47,913 --> 00:21:49,578
I don't believe you.
556
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,037
So I'm paying for this thing,
557
00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:54,453
but I will take control.
558
00:21:54,454 --> 00:21:56,161
Okay? We're gonna hire somebody
559
00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:58,578
to oversee the real estate development,
560
00:21:58,579 --> 00:22:00,620
somebody with expertise.
561
00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:05,578
And I will act as CEO 'cause
that's my area of expertise,
562
00:22:05,579 --> 00:22:08,079
and we will all make some money.
563
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,453
(CLEARS THROAT) That's
a very generous offer.
564
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,037
I know.
565
00:22:12,038 --> 00:22:14,203
Now go toddle off and
whisper amongst yourselves
566
00:22:14,204 --> 00:22:16,203
while I order myself a gin gimlet.
567
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:20,080
- (LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
568
00:22:22,496 --> 00:22:25,121
Get Suzie here a gin gimlet.
569
00:22:27,788 --> 00:22:29,495
He even drinks like a tool.
570
00:22:29,496 --> 00:22:31,578
- Yeah.
- (ANDERSON SIGHS)
571
00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,578
All right, this is everything we wanted.
572
00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:36,120
(EXHALES) It's not what we wanted.
573
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:39,120
- Not what we want.
- It's what everybody wants...
574
00:22:39,121 --> 00:22:40,745
to not do shit and get rich.
575
00:22:40,746 --> 00:22:42,120
That's the American fucking dream.
576
00:22:42,121 --> 00:22:46,037
I started ASM to avoid
that sense of entitlement.
577
00:22:46,038 --> 00:22:48,037
I want to build something
with my own two hands,
578
00:22:48,038 --> 00:22:50,829
with our own two hands,
four hands, six hands.
579
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:53,787
And I didn't work my ass off just
so I can hand it off to Julian.
580
00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:56,495
Plus, I don't trust that
motherfucker to speak on our behalf.
581
00:22:56,496 --> 00:23:00,578
(SIGHS) A moment of
clarity, guys, please.
582
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,411
He wants to give us a
lot of fucking money.
583
00:23:03,412 --> 00:23:04,787
It's not about the money, Joe.
584
00:23:04,788 --> 00:23:06,495
Oh, tell Vern that. Tell Ricky that.
585
00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:08,286
- How much are we in the hole for?
- Millions of dollars.
586
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,912
- Millions of dollars, right.
- I don't give a fuck.
587
00:23:09,913 --> 00:23:11,328
We don't wanna do business with him.
588
00:23:11,329 --> 00:23:12,995
I'd rather blow up this
whole fucking deal
589
00:23:12,996 --> 00:23:14,912
than ever kiss that motherfucker's ring.
590
00:23:14,913 --> 00:23:16,912
Fuck this cock...
591
00:23:16,913 --> 00:23:19,662
Hello. (CHUCKLES)
592
00:23:19,663 --> 00:23:21,328
Are we gonna fuck or what?
593
00:23:21,329 --> 00:23:25,245
Actually, we're gonna
pass, little brother.
594
00:23:25,246 --> 00:23:27,995
So you can keep your money.
Or should I say Dad's money?
595
00:23:27,996 --> 00:23:30,161
I doubled Father's money.
596
00:23:30,162 --> 00:23:32,120
And do me a favor, will
you stop saying "Father"
597
00:23:32,121 --> 00:23:34,453
like you're some British fucking orphan?
598
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,662
You came for money, I'm
agreeing to give it to you.
599
00:23:37,663 --> 00:23:40,870
Are you so dense that you
can't see when you've won?
600
00:23:40,871 --> 00:23:43,203
Oh, I know when I've
won, when we've won.
601
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,870
- I... I've done it before.
- Yeah, on the math team.
602
00:23:45,871 --> 00:23:49,203
(CHUCKLES) Fucking asshole.
603
00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:51,453
Okay.
604
00:23:51,454 --> 00:23:53,787
Way to waste a great opportunity.
605
00:23:53,788 --> 00:23:55,913
See you at Thanksgiving, bro.
606
00:23:57,579 --> 00:23:59,704
Shove some stuffing up your ass.
607
00:24:03,412 --> 00:24:04,579
Have a drink.
608
00:24:07,788 --> 00:24:09,412
(DOOR CLOSES)
609
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:16,162
Late night at the office?
610
00:24:17,579 --> 00:24:20,203
- I gotta make some moves.
- At 11:15?
611
00:24:20,204 --> 00:24:23,120
- Baby, come to bed.
- No. No, I'm done with Siefert.
612
00:24:23,121 --> 00:24:24,411
I've had it with him.
613
00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:26,286
I'm better than that guy and this job.
614
00:24:26,287 --> 00:24:27,954
I'm telling Jason to
put me on the market.
615
00:24:27,955 --> 00:24:31,912
You're gonna quit the job
you fought so hard to keep?
616
00:24:31,913 --> 00:24:34,161
You told me to start
thinking on my own, right?
617
00:24:34,162 --> 00:24:35,745
Well, I thought. Now it's time to do.
618
00:24:35,746 --> 00:24:37,870
Doing exactly what I told you to do
619
00:24:37,871 --> 00:24:39,537
isn't exactly thinking on your own.
620
00:24:39,538 --> 00:24:42,537
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I ain't
gonna let that wreck nothing.
621
00:24:42,538 --> 00:24:44,662
Nope, not me.
622
00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:47,954
I'm done. Done being tested.
623
00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:50,411
I'm taking my services
somewhere they're appreciated
624
00:24:50,412 --> 00:24:53,037
and that don't include fetching
coffee and kale chips.
625
00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:54,703
He made you get him kale chips?
626
00:24:54,704 --> 00:24:57,620
Yeah, I mean, they were in the
break room, but still, you know.
627
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,203
So, that's it, huh, just like that?
628
00:24:59,204 --> 00:25:02,453
Yeah, unless you got something
else you wanna add.
629
00:25:02,454 --> 00:25:04,662
Do you wanna hold hands, baby?
Say another prayer?
630
00:25:04,663 --> 00:25:06,954
Good luck on your job hunt.
631
00:25:06,955 --> 00:25:08,995
I was gonna fuck you tonight, too.
632
00:25:08,996 --> 00:25:10,912
- Huh?
- (DOOR SLAMS)
633
00:25:10,913 --> 00:25:13,370
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
634
00:25:13,371 --> 00:25:16,286
- To?
- Siblings.
635
00:25:16,287 --> 00:25:17,829
- To siblings.
- Cheer up!
636
00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:18,746
Siblings.
637
00:25:20,579 --> 00:25:24,329
♪ The dream won't ever let go ♪
638
00:25:25,704 --> 00:25:27,703
♪ Rock us... ♪
639
00:25:27,704 --> 00:25:29,995
SPENCER: Cheers! (LAUGHS)
640
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:35,037
- ♪ And you, you must understand... ♪
- Ah.
641
00:25:35,038 --> 00:25:39,829
♪ That we are here to
lend a helping hand ♪
642
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,578
♪ Make it grow... ♪
643
00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:43,703
You look like a sex offender right now.
644
00:25:43,704 --> 00:25:46,662
This place used to be so much cooler...
645
00:25:46,663 --> 00:25:49,286
- Oh, gee.
- when it was a dive bar.
646
00:25:49,287 --> 00:25:52,120
These Hamptons pricks,
they ruin everything.
647
00:25:52,121 --> 00:25:54,703
That guy. One last round, all right,
before we go up to the hotel.
648
00:25:54,704 --> 00:25:57,328
- No, no, Bret, this is the last round.
- No, no, no, this one.
649
00:25:57,329 --> 00:25:59,912
- Jesus.
- (CHUCKLES)
650
00:25:59,913 --> 00:26:01,495
- JOE: Mmm!
- Ah!
651
00:26:01,496 --> 00:26:03,495
Oh, God.
652
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,370
Fuck, man!
653
00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:08,995
I wish you'd told Julian to
fuck off after he flew us home.
654
00:26:08,996 --> 00:26:11,328
You know, we could've
cleared out the bar cart,
655
00:26:11,329 --> 00:26:14,161
probably would've fallen in love
with that flight attendant,
656
00:26:14,162 --> 00:26:15,996
- had kids.
- (SPENCER CHUCKLES)
657
00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:20,370
Hey, what's up with the
spooky fucking look?
658
00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:22,203
- Maybe I'm up to something.
- Yeah.
659
00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:24,495
Bret, you gonna put a contract
down on your little brother?
660
00:26:24,496 --> 00:26:26,161
That's not a bad idea, but, no.
661
00:26:26,162 --> 00:26:31,328
Instead... instead, I am going
to sell everything I own,
662
00:26:31,329 --> 00:26:33,912
including my stake in
Anderson Financial,
663
00:26:33,913 --> 00:26:37,537
and I'm going to cash
out on my family trust,
664
00:26:37,538 --> 00:26:41,453
and I'm gonna go all in
on this fucking deal.
665
00:26:41,454 --> 00:26:43,037
- Yeah. Yeah!
- I am.
666
00:26:43,038 --> 00:26:45,703
You're gonna buy the stadium
in Vegas with your own money.
667
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,954
You heard Julian. It's a great deal.
668
00:26:47,955 --> 00:26:49,829
He might be a stupid fucking prick,
669
00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,411
but he's a smart stupid fucking prick.
670
00:26:51,412 --> 00:26:53,703
- Where are you gonna get the cash?
- The bank.
671
00:26:53,704 --> 00:26:56,787
I'll put up all my assets as
collateral and I'll borrow the rest.
672
00:26:56,788 --> 00:26:58,495
- Fuck it.
- Let's think about this for a second.
673
00:26:58,496 --> 00:27:01,703
If this deal goes sideways,
then you get fucked completely.
674
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:05,037
So let's put this idea on ice
and let's just focus on ASM.
675
00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:07,079
- Come on.
- Oh, I am focused on ASM.
676
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,871
I'm focused on selling it.
677
00:27:12,412 --> 00:27:13,620
You're gonna sell the company?
678
00:27:13,621 --> 00:27:16,079
Hey, I need every nickel I can get
679
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,537
if I'm gonna snatch victory
from the jaws of defeat, baby.
680
00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:21,370
No, baby, you can't fucking do that.
681
00:27:21,371 --> 00:27:24,537
You asked me to deliver the
last piece of this puzzle.
682
00:27:24,538 --> 00:27:26,787
Well, here it is, signed,
sealed, and delivered.
683
00:27:26,788 --> 00:27:28,578
But that doesn't mean sell the company.
684
00:27:28,579 --> 00:27:30,037
Fuck it. I got a good idea.
685
00:27:30,038 --> 00:27:33,620
Why don't we buy these
entitled trust-fund fucks
686
00:27:33,621 --> 00:27:35,703
a round just out of spite?
687
00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:37,829
- That's a terrible fucking idea.
- ANDERSON: Oh, my God.
688
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,453
- This is a bad idea.
- All right, hey, everybody! (COUGHS)
689
00:27:40,454 --> 00:27:44,912
- Bret!
- How about a round of drinks on us,
690
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,829
Anderson Sports Management?
691
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:49,203
- WOMAN: Yeah!
- And Spencer Strasmore!
692
00:27:49,204 --> 00:27:50,746
- Hey!
- (ALL CHEERING)
693
00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:56,162
- I fucking hate New York.
- So do I.
694
00:27:58,955 --> 00:28:01,870
♪ New York, New York,
big city of dreams ♪
695
00:28:01,871 --> 00:28:04,787
♪ And everything in New York
ain't always what it seems ♪
696
00:28:04,788 --> 00:28:07,453
♪ You might get fooled if
you come from out of town ♪
697
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:10,037
♪ But I'm down by law, and
I'm from the Dogg Pound ♪
698
00:28:10,038 --> 00:28:12,120
♪ It's the incredible, the lyrical ♪
699
00:28:12,121 --> 00:28:13,870
♪ You can't be me like Niecey ♪
700
00:28:13,871 --> 00:28:16,120
♪ To see me is gonna take a miracle ♪
701
00:28:16,121 --> 00:28:18,203
♪ I'm driving motherfuckers hysterical ♪
702
00:28:18,204 --> 00:28:21,578
♪ With a touch of this
twister, stylistic mixture ♪
703
00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:24,787
♪ What I create pulsates,
there is no escape ♪
704
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:27,161
♪ Annihilate your mental mind state ♪
705
00:28:27,162 --> 00:28:29,578
♪ Dre labels my vocabulary abusive ♪
706
00:28:29,579 --> 00:28:32,411
♪ I packs more knowledge
than Confucius, I'm deadly ♪
707
00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,787
♪ Induce you like Medusa,
with thoughts to shed ♪
708
00:28:34,788 --> 00:28:37,620
♪ And niggas throughout this
hemisphere, far and near ♪
709
00:28:37,621 --> 00:28:39,829
♪ Prepare, catch me
chillin' like the winter ♪
710
00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:42,829
♪ Up against the number one
contender, as I enter ♪
711
00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:44,787
♪ 'Cause I gets heated like friction ♪
712
00:28:44,788 --> 00:28:46,870
♪ Motherfuck your whole jurisdiction ♪
713
00:28:46,871 --> 00:28:48,995
♪ React, this fact, not fiction ♪
714
00:28:48,996 --> 00:28:50,453
♪ Telepathic addiction ♪
715
00:28:50,454 --> 00:28:52,120
♪ To this homicidal recital ♪
716
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:54,495
♪ Dangerous and vital to all my rivals ♪
717
00:28:54,496 --> 00:28:56,870
♪ Suicidal, brainwaves conveys ♪
718
00:28:56,871 --> 00:29:00,037
♪ To the average motherfuckers'
minds these days, unh ♪
719
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,328
♪ I'm all ready to put work in ♪
720
00:29:02,329 --> 00:29:05,161
♪ Take 10 steps, then turn to
shoot the first nigga smirking ♪
721
00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:08,621
♪ Give a fuck, what's your name?
What you claim? ♪