1
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<i>Kane is in the
building, nigga...</i>

2
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<i>Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top</i>

3
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<i>When only heaven's
right above it, we on</i>

4
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<i>'Cause we on</i>

5
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<i>Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?</i>

6
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<i>I'm with Marley G, bro</i>

7
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<i>Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows</i>

8
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<i>And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know</i>

9
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<i>This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow</i>

10
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<i>And...</i>

11
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<i>My real friends
never hearing from me</i>

12
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<i>Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me</i>

13
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<i>That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused</i>

14
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<i>Don't like my women
single I like my chicks in twos</i>

15
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<i>And these days all
the girls is down to roll</i>

16
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<i>I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole</i>

17
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<i>Plus, I been sippin' So
this shit is movin' kinda slow</i>

18
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<i>Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go</i>

19
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(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

20
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OWNER: I want this Vegas
stadium on a par with Jerry's World.

21
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JOE: Wait up, now. You think you'd
want us outdoing AT&T Stadium?

22
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Growth is what's
best for the league.

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We couldn't agree more.

24
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We need to go on the offensive
and expand our territory,

25
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create monuments
that go beyond football

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and show working-class
families a great time.

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While also appealing to
those with deep pockets.

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Imagine, a gourmet food court

29
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featuring the
world's greatest chefs

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craft cocktail
bars, luxury boxes

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suspended over the
stadium and field, and...

32
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Wow! Right?

33
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I gotta tell you, I
talked to the Raiders,

34
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and they're open for
business, they're ready.

35
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OWNER: Owners' meeting
is around the corner.

36
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I'll load the fellas
on Johnnie Blue

37
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and push this thing through.

38
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It takes three quarters?

39
00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:04,801
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Do you think you can get that?

40
00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,090
- Hell, son, I might get all four.
- Ho-ho!

41
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What about you, Bret?

42
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What are you
bringing to the party?

43
00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,093
- Well, as Spencer just said...
- We know what Spencer said.

44
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We just wanna know
what you're bringing.

45
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Wayne, together we are
gonna bring the Raiders.

46
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- Oh.
- BRET: Yeah.

47
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Come on, man...

48
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And how many conversations
has Bret had with the Raiders?

49
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WAITER: When you're
ready, gentlemen.

50
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(BRET SIGHS)

51
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BRET: I play golf
with the owner.

52
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This one's on the house.

53
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You guys really showed
us something tonight.

54
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I got a tingle in my pants.

55
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Surprisingly,
that's a good thing.

56
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There's a lot of big
ideas floating around,

57
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but I really think we should
drill down on something solid.

58
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Yeah, this thing's
gonna cost a fortune.

59
00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,830
So, Wayne, what are you
thinking about kicking in

60
00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,049
to get the ball rolling?

61
00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,522
Let's see.

62
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I've got a number in my head.

63
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It's round...

64
00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,861
Like...

65
00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:18,688
A zero.

66
00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,396
(ALL LAUGHING)

67
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I could've sworn you said,

68
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- "Like a zero."
- Yeah.

69
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- Like, a lot of zeros?
- No.

70
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Just one big, fat fucking zero.

71
00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:34,981
I've had a long week...

72
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I'm not in the mood for
this shit, Wayne. Come on.

73
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I'm not gonna spend my money

74
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when someone else would be
stupid enough to spend theirs.

75
00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,990
You just accused Anderson of
bringing nothing to the table and...

76
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He brings the Hastings brand

77
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which is far more
valuable than dollars.

78
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WAYNE: She's right.

79
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After all, I am the
city of Las Vegas.

80
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Hey!

81
00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,532
(WAYNE LAUGHS)

82
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Come on.

83
00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,570
(CAR BEEPS)

84
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,102
Great.

85
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,606
We still got no
land and no money.

86
00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,877
I'm starting to really
fucking hate that guy.

87
00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,419
CANDACE: Spencer!

88
00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,111
SPENCER: Shit.

89
00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,213
Candace.

90
00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,719
CANDACE: What a coincidence.

91
00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,353
Was that, uh, Wayne Hastings?

92
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Yeah. Do you know him?

93
00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,596
Just by reputation.

94
00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,030
I'm Joe. Hi.

95
00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,369
Candace Brewer
with the league office.

96
00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,738
- Oh, charmed.
- Gotta get inside.

97
00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,800
I have a meet with
the Cowboys' brass.

98
00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,879
My liver is already seizing up.

99
00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,044
- You two have a good night.
- JOE: Okay.

100
00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,785
(BOTH SIGH)

101
00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:48,978
(PHONE BEEPS)

102
00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,295
(CHARLES GRUNTS)

103
00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,332
What does he want now?

104
00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:05,962
I gotta go in early

105
00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,837
and recalculate
the salary cap again.

106
00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,571
- You just got home an hour ago.
- It's Siefert.

107
00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,308
He's pissed off me and Berg
agree about Kisan Teague.

108
00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,438
He won't let it go.

109
00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,006
You have to get them
on the same page.

110
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I've been trying for weeks.

111
00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,119
You got any fresh
ideas, let's hear them.

112
00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,350
How about we invite them
over for a home cooked meal?

113
00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:27,655
- A dinner party?
- Yeah. I can make my famous brisket.

114
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We'll fill their bellies,
get them tanked,

115
00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,854
give them a couple of laughs.

116
00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,660
Then when their
defenses are down,

117
00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,086
you can make
them see eye to eye.

118
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I don't know, baby.

119
00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,532
Ego-driven men are easy to sway.

120
00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,334
Oh, you think? Huh?

121
00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,139
- Like right now.
- Mm.

122
00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,943
If I told you I bought those Gucci
heels on Zappos this morning,

123
00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,176
you probably wouldn't
even have a problem with it.

124
00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,115
I ain't got no problem, baby.

125
00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,845
I mean, a lady gotta
have her footwear, right?

126
00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,150
Wait a minute...

127
00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,937
Are you suggesting
that I jack these men off?

128
00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:01,985
What?

129
00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:03,820
CHARLES: Mm.

130
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,623
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

131
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,528
(DOOR BELL RINGING)

132
00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,403
JOE: Well, good evening,
ladies. How may I help you?

133
00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:12,165
We're here about the mites.

134
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JOE: You know, I don't know.
There must be some mistake.

135
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I don't have mites.

136
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We think you might.

137
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(MUSIC PLAYING)

138
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Hi, I'm Justine.

139
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Hi, I'm Susan.

140
00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,022
- What's your name?
- Joe. Joseph Krutel.

141
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Oh, hi.

142
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(JOE LAUGHS)

143
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This is the most fucked
up thing I've ever seen.

144
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(LAUGHING)

145
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What?

146
00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,731
Wow!

147
00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,830
These feel so real.

148
00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,400
(MUSIC PLAYING)

149
00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,605
Ha! Technology!

150
00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,909
Oh, God. Come here, come here.

151
00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,747
- I'm not done yet.
- You're not done?

152
00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,179
Okay.

153
00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,714
Come up here. Fuck me.

154
00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,716
Come here.

155
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,752
(BOTH PANTING)

156
00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,088
I'm so dehydrated.

157
00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:13,756
Too much salt.

158
00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,600
Too much... Excuse me?

159
00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,762
No. Not you, the steak.

160
00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,136
- Yeah.
- The steak? Okay.

161
00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,732
- How about no more talking?
- Okay.

162
00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:23,936
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

163
00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:26,736
I gotta pee.

164
00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:28,878
Yeah. You don't go anywhere,

165
00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,111
'cause big daddy's
gonna be right back.

166
00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,554
I thought you said
you were dehydrated.

167
00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,413
Hey, buddy.

168
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,422
Come on, Spency.

169
00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,922
You're a sexy motherfucker.

170
00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:45,827
You know what you're gonna do?

171
00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,959
You're gonna go back in there
and you're gonna get your fuck on.

172
00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,299
Let's do this.

173
00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,112
- All good in Tinkle Town?
- We are good to go.

174
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,246
Here I fucking come, all right?

175
00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,013
(BOTH LAUGH)

176
00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,320
What the fuck
went wrong tonight?

177
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,322
You're asking me now?

178
00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,923
Yeah. Yeah, I
know, it's fucked up.

179
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,979
I gotta ask you now. I can't
get it off my fucking mind.

180
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,027
- Tell me.
- Ow.

181
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:29,000
Well, to be honest, I
haven't seen Wayne

182
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,874
this stoked on a
project in a long time.

183
00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,002
He's bought in.

184
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,844
There's three guys
worth nearly $5 billion

185
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,645
and no one wants to
write a fucking check?

186
00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:38,810
That's classic Wayne.

187
00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,429
I don't think he's spent
a dollar of his cash

188
00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,388
in the last five projects
we've done together.

189
00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,549
Mmm-hmm. You
travel with him a lot?

190
00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,054
- On big jobs.
- Oh.

191
00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,561
Right, like he really needs
the extra support from you.

192
00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,154
No, it's because I blow
him on his private jet.

193
00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,976
- I wasn't saying that...
- Actually, come to think of it,

194
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,026
that's the only reason
why I have the job.

195
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,637
Chloe, God, take it
easy. What the fuck?

196
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,469
Don't deflect your
shit on me and Wayne.

197
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,066
I'm not. I'm just saying
you're amazing and beautiful.

198
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,616
Who wouldn't want
to sleep with you?

199
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,213
That is a good fucking
question, Spencer.

200
00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:11,715
(PHONE RINGS)

201
00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,345
Hey, Rick.

202
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,585
And I wanted to punch my
fair share of shitty teenagers,

203
00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:20,852
but I never followed through.

204
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,328
It's called restraint.

205
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,006
RICK: That kid scared
the hell out of me, Spence.

206
00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,659
- Never scare a brother.
- Lucky they didn't press charges.

207
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,099
Me and the parents are cool.

208
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,535
Once the cops got a hold of the
family, we straightened it all out.

209
00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,039
I'm gonna fly the family to
Foxborough for the Dolphins game.

210
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,599
What the fuck were you doing
in the neighbors' house, anyway?

211
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,779
Man, I got a lot on
my mind, Spence.

212
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,541
- Okay.
- Baby mama took off

213
00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:42,707
when I tried to step up.

214
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,047
No new fucking deal, right?

215
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,495
And my teammates
freezing me out, so what the...

216
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,045
Dropping $2 million at
the craps table in Vegas.

217
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,766
Vegas. You're the one
who brought me to Vegas.

218
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,350
Yeah. To duck your problems,
man, not make them worse.

219
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,285
Didn't work out so hot, did it?

220
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,455
You might reconsider
moving the franchise there.

221
00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,124
Hey. That deal's gonna
get your five million back.

222
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,361
Is it really worth ripping the
team away from Oakland?

223
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,199
Especially now that
they're competitive

224
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,068
for the first time
in, like, forever?

225
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,006
Some might question
where your priorities lie.

226
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,866
I was in an epic session with
my girl when you called me.

227
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,106
She was begging me
not to leave, but I'm here.

228
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,237
For you.

229
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,639
How epic?

230
00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:17,875
Epic.

231
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:18,975
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

232
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:22,487
Look, I really appreciate
you coming down.

233
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,732
You're always there
for me, all right?

234
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,636
Don't sweat the debt. I
know you're good for it.

235
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,922
Damn right I am. Come on.

236
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,960
JOE: Had my buddy Todd,
here, mock us up a simulation.

237
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,493
TODD: How'd that one I
sent you yesterday work out?

238
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,662
Pretty hot, right?

239
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,262
Yeah, it was very impressive.

240
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,831
You know, specifically
the technology...

241
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,135
- Right.
- Aspect.

242
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,074
It wasn't sexual. What?

243
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,988
You was gettin' jiggy on
your couch last night, Joseph?

244
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,640
Put your fucking
headset on, huh?

245
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:48,806
Jesus. Wow.

246
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,511
Nothing but business, man.

247
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,282
Wow. Oh, shit,

248
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,014
those are big
fucking linebackers.

249
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,498
I always wanted to know what
it was like to play quarterback.

250
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,299
Shit, I'm going Cam Newton
on these motherfuckers.

251
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,519
Holy shit, they're
bigger than normal line...

252
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,351
Fuck this!

253
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,459
Oh! Jesus Christ!

254
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,592
Oh, fuck!

255
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,166
(MUSIC PLAYING)

256
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,261
Fuck you. Fuck you.

257
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:12,795
No way.

258
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,132
Whew.

259
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,541
No way. Hoo-hoo!

260
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,345
Oh, fuck. That's six, baby.

261
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,538
- Joe.
- Fuck!

262
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:24,807
Uh! Uh! Touchdown.
Have some. Hoo!

263
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,443
Man, you did your
thing on these, man.

264
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,011
- We are revolutionizing the game.
- Yeah.

265
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:33,051
Cannabinoids were a great cause,
Vern, but weed is weed, you know?

266
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,618
Endorsing any product tied to it
is gonna put your money at risk.

267
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,127
If you get suspended,

268
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,565
it's gonna cost you
tens of millions of dollars.

269
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:44,160
And if you get cut, fuck it,
it's gonna cost you way more.

270
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,472
Yeah, we could have
just as much impact

271
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,701
on the future of football
with this VR thing, man.

272
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,903
Yeah, this is changing the
way people prepare and play.

273
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,571
Everyone's gonna want
a piece of this technology.

274
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,958
And I got you the biggest slice.

275
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:59,680
TODD: You'll be on every billboard,
poster, and commercial we got.

276
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,415
That's what the hell
I'm talking about, Toddy.

277
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,320
- Okay, I'm in.
- Yeah!

278
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,519
Is it... um, now, can we
each get a sex tape like Joe?

279
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:08,986
Good point.

280
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,863
- Hello?
- JULIE: <i>Hi, Mr. Siefert.</i>

281
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,996
<i>It's Julie Greane,
Charles' wife.</i>

282
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,530
- Hi.
<i>- Hi.</i>

283
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,600
<i>I'm so sorry about
this FaceTime.</i>

284
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,236
<i>- I hit the wrong button.</i>
- Happens to me all the time.

285
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,212
Well, the reason I was calling

286
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,376
is, I wanted to invite you to
dinner at our house tonight.

287
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,509
<i>Oh, well, that's kind
of you, Ms. Greane.</i>

288
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,748
But I'm really buried
at work these days.

289
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,515
<i>Oh, come on, I know
you're mad busy,</i>

290
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,456
<i>but a hard-working
man needs to eat.</i>

291
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,619
<i>Plus, Charles has been
singing your praises all year</i>

292
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,755
<i>and I need to meet this man
he holds in such high regard.</i>

293
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,424
<i>Plus, my beef
brisket is no joke.</i>

294
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,137
<i>Now, don't go boasting about
some brisket if you can't back it up.</i>

295
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,069
<i>A Southern man has a
palate for such things.</i>

296
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,050
Well, then, I guess you
gonna have to get your behind

297
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,043
over here at 7:00 and
find out for yourself.

298
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,942
<i>I'll see you then. Bye.</i>

299
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,937
Bret, we're so close, man.

300
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,983
We got, Bossman's
gonna deliver the owners

301
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,523
and Wayne's already
fully committed.

302
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,053
No, he needs to be committed,

303
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,715
that walking pile
of oozing jism.

304
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,817
Until he starts thinking practically,
provides land for parking,

305
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:18,296
for a practice facility, and
hotel space for real fans,

306
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,459
how the fuck am I supposed to
take anything he says seriously?

307
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:24,799
Craft cocktails and gourmet
food? What the fuck?

308
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,504
What does he think
this is, fucking polo?

309
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,438
SPENCER: Brett,
he's fucking with us.

310
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,942
Well, frankly, I
don't have a need

311
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,240
for either one of
those pompous pricks.

312
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,837
Okay, well, we
can't pull out now.

313
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,142
Coming from a 42-year-old
man who's childless,

314
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,326
I'm surprised to
hear you say that.

315
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,950
Hey, it's none of
your fucking business.

316
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,562
You can mock what I
do in here all you want,

317
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,986
but you don't know shit about
me outside these fucking walls.

318
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,313
Touchy.

319
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,028
Let's do this, okay?

320
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,465
Let's plant our ASM
flag right in Wayne's ass.

321
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,663
A casino, Spencer,
that was my original goal.

322
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,204
To crack the casino business.

323
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,764
That's why I chased after
Wayne's jismo father all those years.

324
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,778
The idea of moving a
football franchise to Las Vegas

325
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,337
has been one giant circle
jerk right from the start.

326
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,958
And given your track record,

327
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,460
I'm guessing the
league would rather have

328
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,976
the face of the devil
on this deal than you.

329
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,432
I've been smeared before,
let me tell you something,

330
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,976
you get over that
shit pretty quickly.

331
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,851
No one else has been able to
make this deal happen, Spencer,

332
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,361
what makes you think you can?

333
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,019
Because I got you.

334
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,859
Wayne's treating you like a
second-class businessman

335
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,663
when we both know that you
have the reach to raise the money.

336
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,114
But you can't run around here
acting all butt hurt just because

337
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,334
he insulted your
integrity. Fuck him.

338
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,638
He only said that because
he doesn't have any.

339
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,904
You feel me?

340
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,307
Yeah, I... I feel you.

341
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,582
I mean, I feel you.

342
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,827
What do you mean?
Do I understand?

343
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,217
Yeah, I... I understand.

344
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,018
My jive game's a little weak.

345
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,247
Okay, well, it's getting better.

346
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,380
Okay.

347
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,015
One hundred.

348
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,058
One hundred. Harder.

349
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,140
- Practice hurt, dawg.
- (DOOR BELL RINGS)

350
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,530
Come get you some. Mm.

351
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,091
- Every practice makes perfect.
- Okay. Okay.

352
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,868
VERNON: Can I help you?

353
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,177
You can piss in this cup for me.

354
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,506
You want me to sign it first?

355
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,672
The league sent me.

356
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,507
Medical director wants
to test for marijuana.

357
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,416
I don't smoke marijuana.

358
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,112
Then that's what
I'm here to prove.

359
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,416
And, uh, who the fuck is this?

360
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,951
The piss man.

361
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,086
Unannounced?

362
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,219
League's supposed to give
us some kind of heads up.

363
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,762
This is your heads up.

364
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,583
If you don't comply,
it's considered a fail.

365
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,863
Okay. Well, then, uh,
just give us, you know,

366
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,599
15 minutes, you know, to tidy up

367
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,367
'cause the housekeeper on vacay.

368
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,465
You know how that is.

369
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,685
We'll be right back. Thank you.

370
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,870
Appreciate it.

371
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh, shit.

372
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,874
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

373
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,077
Don't let him see nothing.

374
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,546
Behind you, chief.

375
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,929
VERNON: He's here right now.

376
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,058
SPENCER: <i>God damn it.</i>

377
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,045
<i>You know, the CBA is supposed
to give us 24 hours' notice.</i>

378
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,093
It's no big deal.

379
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,010
I ain't been smoking,
just taking cannabinoids.

380
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,301
Vernon, it is a big deal.

381
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,673
Your test is gonna come back
positive, do you understand?

382
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,939
But I ain't been getting
high. It's for my recovery.

383
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,071
<i>It doesn't matter. Okay.</i>

384
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,458
<i>I want you to listen
to me, Vernon.</i>

385
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,475
I want you to stall him and
do not give that motherfucker

386
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,486
one drop of your piss
until you hear from me.

387
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,488
- Do you understand?
- VERNON: <i>Okay, Spence.</i>

388
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,351
Fuck!

389
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,991
What the fuck?

390
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,660
Sizz, listen,

391
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,825
the intimidation thing
might work on the field,

392
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,132
but I'm your financial manager,
not Andy fucking Dalton.

393
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,169
You are not selling
your Apple stock

394
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,470
<i>because you had a bad
Garden of Eden dream.</i>

395
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,670
<i>That's ridiculous.</i>

396
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,377
Look, I'm gonna rip
your fucking dick off

397
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,347
<i>and shove it up your
fucking ass, motherfucker!</i>

398
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,006
<i>Do what the fuck I tell you!</i>

399
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,379
My dream's got meaning, bitch!

400
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,778
Oh. All right,

401
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,549
we'll get that transaction
going right away, Mr. Suggs.

402
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,214
Thank you so much for calling.

403
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,382
SPENCER: How's Sizz?

404
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,653
His dreams have meaning.

405
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,218
What's up?

406
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,488
Piss man's at Vernon's house.

407
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,828
But I thought Bossman was cool.

408
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,578
It's not the team, it's
the fucking league.

409
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,725
Oh!

410
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,162
We just severed ties
with High Powered.

411
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,966
I made this great
investment deal

412
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,631
with this virtual
reality company.

413
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,073
This fucking
technology is incredible.

414
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,905
They mocked me up this three way

415
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,640
with me and two Margot Robbies.

416
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,858
Which reminds me, by the way,
I'll be leaving work early today.

417
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,227
You know what? Uh... Don't
give a shit about that right now.

418
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,829
Is this the tier one company
you're telling me about?

419
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,516
Yeah. Yeah, the kid's a genius.
I've never seen anything like that.

420
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,989
How long do you think it'll take
him to mock up a simulation?

421
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,650
Depends on what
you want. I don't know.

422
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,070
Uh, two, three days,
if you're in a hurry.

423
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,472
Okay, great. Can you
get a meeting today?

424
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,328
- I got a job for him.
- Yeah, sure.

425
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,875
What's this got to do
with Vern's situation?

426
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:47,923
It doesn't.

427
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,160
Virginia, call Candace Brewer

428
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,262
and tell her I wanna talk
to her right fucking now.

429
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,395
I'm on it.

430
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,032
And I'll be sure not to
use those exact words.

431
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,866
(MUSIC PLAYING)

432
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,208
Okay, right here, right here.

433
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:10,916
Charles, you lost?

434
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,583
No. I just came down to invite you
over to the house tonight for dinner.

435
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,390
Really? What's the occasion?

436
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,261
The occasion is to get you and
Siefert together and squash the beef

437
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,109
and hopefully get Kisan
Teague in our backfield.

438
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,226
- Really?
- CHARLES: Yeah.

439
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,600
You come down, to
interrupt my workout,

440
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,915
trying to get me to come hang
out with my sworn enemy? Really?

441
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,101
- That's what you want me doing?
- Sorry, Freddie.

442
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,552
Look, man, just
trust me on this one.

443
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,306
My wife's cooking,
it's got magical powers.

444
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,051
Changed my mind
about all sorts of things,

445
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,776
from marriage,
fatherhood, retirement.

446
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,360
You remember when I was
messed up about retirement?

447
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,647
- FREDDIE: Uh, huh.
- Dieting.

448
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,148
Dieting?

449
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,889
- It's not working.
- It's not working, buddy.

450
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,367
Yeah, you come over
and eat that brisket,

451
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,415
you'll find out why.

452
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,791
Charles, I will gladly
get down on my knees

453
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,829
and eat human
shit to sign Kisan,

454
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,991
but you and me both know
Siefert, he don't leave his office

455
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,797
and I know my presence
ain't the main draw.

456
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,214
You don't worry about that,
all right? I got a secret weapon.

457
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,262
- (EXCLAIMS)
- Hey!

458
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,477
PISSMAN: Glass
number six always does it.

459
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,843
I don't know, man.

460
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,817
I was pretty drained
after my workout.

461
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,444
Piss is my business, guys.

462
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,581
Six is the max
anyone can hold out.

463
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,126
How does someone get
into the piss business?

464
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,603
I mean, if you don't
mind me asking.

465
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,597
Seems kind of fucked
up staring at dongs all day.

466
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,097
Quit stalling and break
out the rod and tackle.

467
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,011
I know what you're
thinking, big man, little dick?

468
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,609
I've seen all shapes and sizes

469
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,978
I'm a grower, not a shower.

470
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,456
Yeah, little Vern only comes
out his shell for the ladies.

471
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,824
I make no judgments.
Produce the sample, please.

472
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,793
(VERNON SIGHS)

473
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,999
Some of that top
line Bordeaux for you.

474
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,834
A little holdover
from the wedding.

475
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,465
A nice little gift we
never got to use.

476
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,647
SIEFERT: I'm gonna say this while
your lovely wife is in the other room.

477
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,310
I don't like being ambushed.

478
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,170
Well, I don't like having
my OC fired behind my back.

479
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,807
Well, I don't like you benching
our most promising prospect.

480
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,580
Would that be the prospect
you stole credit for from Charles?

481
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,045
Come on, guys.

482
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,418
We're all on the same team now.

483
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,856
Let's put that stuff behind
us. Where is my wife?

484
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,862
- Hey, there she is.
- Hi! Here it is, guys.

485
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,028
Thanks for the wine, hon.

486
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,226
Off to a fast
start. I like that.

487
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,425
All right, guys, let's
say some grace.

488
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,572
Bless us, O Lord
and these, Thy gifts,

489
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,576
which we are about to
receive from Thy bounty.

490
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,010
- Through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
- ALL: Amen.

491
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,414
And, sweet baby Jesus,
please shine thy grace

492
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,417
on these two proud, strong men,

493
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,682
and light the path to forgiveness,
understanding, and love.

494
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,350
- Amen.
- ALL: Amen.

495
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,753
CHARLES: Y'all
in for a treat now.

496
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,556
Mm! That's terrific!

497
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,098
Thank you. Thank you, coach.

498
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,064
You didn't say "Amen," Coach.

499
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,097
- Amen.
- That doesn't count.

500
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,280
You already started eating.

501
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,544
It's disrespectful to our host.

502
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,716
JULIE: Oh, no, no, I don't mind.

503
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,051
We only go to church
on the holidays,

504
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,475
so it's all good.

505
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,972
Can I get an amen, Berg?

506
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,865
Who are you, Billy
fucking Graham?

507
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,280
Amen. There. You got two.

508
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,875
- I want you to mean it.
- I can't mean it.

509
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,988
I can only say
it. A-fucking-men.

510
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,700
- There. You happy?
- CHARLES: Hey, that's enough.

511
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:32,748
You're a disgrace, Berg.

512
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,202
JULIE: You haven't
touched your food, Larry.

513
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,104
CHARLES: Coach, don't
leave. We'll try to work it out.

514
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,039
- I'm not gonna leave, Charles.
- Yeah, get your ass home.

515
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,708
- Get outta here.
- COACH: Get up. Get up. Come on.

516
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,893
What you gonna do, Berg?

517
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,911
- What do you wanna...
- You want to know what I'm gonna do?

518
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,302
CHARLES: Oh!
COACH: How about this?

519
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,600
- Have another brisket!
- Oh, my God!

520
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,508
How's that for an amen?

521
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,888
- Can I get an amen?
- JULIE: Sweet baby Jesus!

522
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,608
Wait! Siefert, stop!

523
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,148
You guys are better than this!

524
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:57,915
(MUSIC PLAYING)

525
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,147
<i>Up Tempo set the screen pass.</i>

526
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,119
<i>There's something
going on near side.</i>

527
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,189
- You look pretty good, man.
<i>- Look out, number 18,</i>

528
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:08,193
<i>he is rushing up the field and
he is brought down from behind.</i>

529
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,131
<i>With a challenging
one-handed grab, 18.</i>

530
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,667
<i>Beautiful catch by Ricky Jerret.</i>

531
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,103
<i>Perfect timing.</i>

532
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,365
<i>Went up there with one hand.</i>

533
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,532
<i>Not only an amazing
catch, but he took the hit</i>

534
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,507
<i>and he held on to the football.</i>

535
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,634
<i>Ricky Jerret.</i>

536
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,538
<i>First season with the
Patriots, proving himself.</i>

537
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,520
It's in complete violation,
of his player rights

538
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,961
and we could easily
just call the NFLPA.

539
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,489
The piss man left several
messages that were never returned.

540
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,568
Had no choice but
to show up at his door.

541
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:51,997
You know that's not true.

542
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,232
You know, it's a shame to see a
good guy make such bad decisions.

543
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:58,238
He didn't even know that taking
CBDs was against the rules.

544
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,711
- Come on.
- Sometimes mistakes need to be punished

545
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,543
to prevent them
from happening again.

546
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,644
Okay, we have completely
severed ties with that company.

547
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,653
And the truth is Vernon
doesn't even smoke weed.

548
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,840
Then he has nothing to be
worried about going forward.

549
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:11,566
God damn, you know
how fucking pissed

550
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,901
the Cowboys are
gonna be at this?

551
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,325
Oh, I've spoken with Bossman.

552
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,259
He knows I'm just
enforcing league policy.

553
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:19,059
And quite frankly,
taking a meeting with you

554
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,759
about Littelfield's drug test
is beneath my pay grade.

555
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,496
But leveraging my clients
against my Vegas deal isn't?

556
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,832
Now you sound like a
conspiracy theorist, Spencer.

557
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,773
Why don't you get
back to doing your job?

558
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,739
The job that we and the
NFLPA approved you to do

559
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,905
which is managing
players' finances

560
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:39,049
not facilitating a billion-dollar
stadium deal and franchise move.

561
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,417
Okay...

562
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,716
If I stop, you're gonna
call off Vernon's test?

563
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,187
It's too late for that.

564
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:49,058
But when his test inevitably
comes back positive

565
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:52,690
whether he's been pulling
bong rips or taking CBDs

566
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:56,964
I will give him the minimum Stage
Two suspension of four games.

567
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,470
Four fucking games?
Give me a fucking break.

568
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:02,370
I could just as easily bump it
to Stage Three and make it 10

569
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,534
or a whole season.

570
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,467
But we're not monsters.

571
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,569
We just like to keep
our house in order.

572
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,805
Okay.

573
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,561
Well, thank you for
your time, Candace.

574
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:14,609
Any time.

575
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:16,715
CANDACE: Oh.

576
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:20,253
And I sure hope everything's
all right with Ricky Jerret.

577
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,755
Ricky's good.

578
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,388
That's not what I heard.

579
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,400
I sure hope nothing new
ends up landing on my desk.

580
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,060
I am a busy lady, you know?

581
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:39,438
PISSMAN: These were
raging class V rapids.

582
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:42,308
The foaming waters
rushed us down the canyon

583
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,645
like a goddamn tsunami.

584
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,850
VERNON: That sounds fun.

585
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,610
My granny used
to take me tubing.

586
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:52,948
You guys seen my shades?

587
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,320
No, man. Now, why
don't you keep looking?

588
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,739
Check the fridge. That's where
you spend a lot of your time.

589
00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,356
You ain't gotta
be rude about it.

590
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:00,489
(CELLPHONE RINGING)

591
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,960
My bitches.

592
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,174
Hey, yo, Spence, man, what's up?

593
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,798
<i>Your boy's bladder
is about to explode.</i>

594
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,503
Yeah, go ahead
give him the sample.

595
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,875
<i>- Are you sure?</i>
- Yeah, we got no fucking choice.

596
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,277
Tell him to give the sample now.

597
00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:22,182
Yo, Vern, uh, Spence said
go ahead and piss, man.

598
00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,289
Okay, I'll try...

599
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,323
Oh, shit.

600
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,463
PISSMAN: Impressive,
considering what you're working with.

601
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,398
Try to get some in the cup.

602
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,496
(JOE LAUGHING)

603
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:40,539
JOE: Do I wanna lick
whipped cream off your tits?

604
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,241
You bet I do, Margot.

605
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,346
Oh, fuck.

606
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:51,506
Jesus.

607
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,051
(PHONE VIBRATING)

608
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:54,985
God damn it.

609
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,519
This better be important.

610
00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,486
<i>What's going on?</i>

611
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,669
Hey, listen, about tomorrow, maybe
we should take a few more days.

612
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:03,571
I gotta know what the risk
is before moving forward.

613
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:06,224
<i>What? No. No fucking way.</i>

614
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:07,765
The simulation is complete.

615
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,698
Our boy's showing
up at 9:00 a.m. sharp.

616
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,928
Listen, I just need
another day or two, that's it.

617
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,336
Don't you fucking
do this! Don't do this.

618
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,710
<i>I have been busting my ass so
you could chase this stadium deal.</i>

619
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:20,610
<i>Now is not the time
for cold feet, okay?</i>

620
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,747
Train's left the
station. Enjoy the ride.

621
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,019
(MUSIC PLAYING)

622
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,389
Fuck.

623
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,900
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

624
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,643
- Can he hear us with that thing on?
- No.

625
00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:58,876
Good.

626
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,647
Soak it up, you
sorry sack of shit.

627
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:01,981
(ALL LAUGHING)

628
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,624
Now that's the kind of spectacle
and vision we're talking about.

629
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:11,322
Great, Wayne. We're really
glad that you're impressed.

630
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,422
Yeah, so, why don't you
give us the 400 acres,

631
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:14,776
and we will go out
and raise the money?

632
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,793
Yeah, Anderson's got his list of
contacts ready to rock and roll.

633
00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:20,304
I'm gonna cut you a
check for 100 million

634
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,772
so other investors
know we're serious.

635
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,312
And I've already got the
perfect location in mind.

636
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:29,006
Six hundred beautiful acres.

637
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,743
But if it's gonna
have my name on it,

638
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,615
it's gotta be the most beautiful

639
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:36,450
and luxurious
stadium ever built.

640
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:38,957
Wayneville.

641
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,127
A place where dreams come true.

642
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,118
Right.

643
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:45,458
Yeah. All right.

644
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,230
Wait till he finds out I'm
changing the name to Doucheville.

645
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,100
I'm a Huge-Fucking
Douchebag Stadium.

646
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,805
"Yeah, I'm a ball bag."

647
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,006
BRET: Why don't you
come and cock waffle my...

648
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,612
JOE: Cock waffle?

649
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,045
What the fuck's a cock waffle?

650
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,949
(DON'T YOU GIVE ME UP PLAYING)