1 00:00:00,709 --> 00:00:02,167 Here we go. Hey, Coach! 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,876 I just got off with the Board of Regents. 3 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,834 -SPENCER STRASMORE: What'd they say? -COACH: No, no, no. 4 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,501 -SPENCER: What could they say no to? -To you. 5 00:00:07,584 --> 00:00:09,250 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 6 00:00:10,459 --> 00:00:11,584 BOARD MEMBER: Two hundred million dollars. 7 00:00:11,668 --> 00:00:13,459 That's the market price for a ten-year deal 8 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:14,542 with us these days. 9 00:00:14,626 --> 00:00:16,376 JOE KRUTEL: I dreamt our business cratered. 10 00:00:16,459 --> 00:00:18,501 That got me combing through our remaining roster, 11 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:21,292 and I came across Illegal Civ. They're raw. 12 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:24,125 We hear a whole lot better with food in our stomachs. 13 00:00:24,751 --> 00:00:27,959 -Yeah, do you know Roscoe's? -Done. See you soon. 14 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:30,417 JOE: Dammit! 15 00:00:30,918 --> 00:00:33,334 I would appreciate if you would reconsider your stance on Ricky. 16 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,417 I'm serious about suiting up for you this season. 17 00:00:35,501 --> 00:00:37,125 I got bad news. I couldn't make the deal. 18 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,000 -They wanted too much money. -If I was you, 19 00:00:39,084 --> 00:00:40,584 I'd figure out a way to make the deal with them. 20 00:00:40,668 --> 00:00:41,793 Because you and me already got one. 21 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,459 (CLAPS CHEST) 22 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,125 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 23 00:00:51,626 --> 00:00:53,209 ♪ Kane is in the building ♪ 24 00:00:53,292 --> 00:00:55,459 ( music playing ) 25 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:09,959 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 26 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:14,376 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 27 00:01:14,459 --> 00:01:16,417 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 28 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:19,417 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 29 00:01:19,501 --> 00:01:21,167 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 30 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:24,459 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 31 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:27,626 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 32 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:30,959 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 33 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:32,542 ♪ And, uh ♪ 34 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,584 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 35 00:01:34,668 --> 00:01:37,376 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 36 00:01:37,459 --> 00:01:40,501 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 37 00:01:40,584 --> 00:01:44,125 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 38 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:46,918 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,918 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 40 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,084 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 41 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:56,668 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 42 00:01:57,668 --> 00:01:59,542 ( men shouting ) 43 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:03,918 ♪ You oughta practice up and get your game with mine ♪ 44 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,959 ♪ I been waitin' to guard you, and now you're mine ♪ 45 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:09,042 ♪ You're mine, you're mine... ♪ 46 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,417 Thank you. 47 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:22,250 - Bret: ...dilate your asshole. - Mi hermanos Andersones. 48 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:24,626 ¿Como esta? How you boys feelin'? 49 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,125 Beware of Strasmores bearing gifts. 50 00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:29,292 Quite sure that's not how the saying goes, Bret. 51 00:02:29,376 --> 00:02:30,751 When they give you a new kidney, 52 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,167 they leave the old one inside of you, 53 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,417 so it's like a shitty used car permanently parked 54 00:02:34,501 --> 00:02:36,376 on the overgrown lawn on your life. 55 00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:38,959 At least you have a brother who was willing to give you one. 56 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:41,000 That's some 30 for 30 shit right there. 57 00:02:41,084 --> 00:02:42,459 Willing? He sold it to me 58 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:44,459 for two million fuckin' bucks. 59 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:46,417 One point eight, ya cheap fuck. 60 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,376 And guess what? It wasn't worth it. 61 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,668 Well, the story just became a lot less uplifting. 62 00:02:50,751 --> 00:02:52,000 What do you want, Spencer? 63 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,668 And please do not tell me you're here 64 00:02:53,751 --> 00:02:56,209 lookin' for a bailout for that surf nightmare 65 00:02:56,292 --> 00:02:57,834 you sunk yourselves into. 66 00:02:57,918 --> 00:02:59,542 No, I have come here to offer you 67 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:01,959 an opportunity to become media titans. 68 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:03,876 On the public access channel you inherited? 69 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:06,125 I've seen fish tanks more riveting. 70 00:03:06,209 --> 00:03:08,584 Exactly. Which is why I'm rebranding it 71 00:03:08,668 --> 00:03:09,918 and we are gonna pivot back to football. 72 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,709 You think you can buy NFL rights? 73 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:14,501 No. The NFL ratings are taking a nosedive. But you know what's not? 74 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:16,709 - Mommy porn? - College football, Bret. 75 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:17,876 You should see somebody about that. 76 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:19,709 - So which college? - USC. 77 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:21,417 Pac-12 deal is ending, 78 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,334 and we're gonna lock 'em down with a bid they can't refuse. 79 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,334 And how much are "we" planning to bid? 80 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:26,876 200 over ten years. 81 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:28,834 - Come on. - ( Bret laughs ) 82 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:30,501 Million? 200 million? 83 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:33,209 That's the deal you flew out here to dazzle us with? 84 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,626 - Julian: Where is the upside? - The upside... 85 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:38,417 is a billion-dollar secret that I have been sitting on 86 00:03:38,501 --> 00:03:41,167 about the big, bright future of their program. 87 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:42,834 - Go on. - Go on. 88 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:45,542 What if I told you that the greatest athlete on the planet 89 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,542 is gonna shock the world with his decision. 90 00:03:47,626 --> 00:03:49,459 LeBron is goin' back to college. 91 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,167 No, this is a new king. 92 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,542 And guess how many people know where he's headed? 93 00:03:53,626 --> 00:03:56,501 - Just you? - Yeah, and it's gonna stay that way. 94 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:59,501 Billion-dollar insider info right now, boys. 95 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:00,668 Wow... 96 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:03,334 that is floppin' around in the mud. 97 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,709 I knew you were dirty, 98 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,125 I didn't know you were this dirty. 99 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,709 Well, no dirtier than the NCAA. 100 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:09,918 You're not worried about betting your name and future 101 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,584 on the word of a teenager? 102 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,834 Look at my face. Do I look worried? 103 00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:17,959 The lawyer will be in touch while I vet. 104 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:19,125 Now get out. 105 00:04:20,376 --> 00:04:22,459 Like you both more when you're medicated. 106 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:24,209 - ( Spencer chuckles ) - Bret: I need that. 107 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:25,584 I need to go. Oh, OK. 108 00:04:25,668 --> 00:04:27,000 Go deep, go deep. 109 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:32,334 Yeah, well, whose brilliant idea was it to get them fried chicken 110 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:34,125 like they're pigeons in a park? 111 00:04:34,209 --> 00:04:36,751 Because I'm black I'm supposed to know about chicken? 112 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:39,084 Jesse, hey, you have that spreadsheet? 113 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,876 Oh, OK, yeah, I need one minute, too. 114 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:42,417 Nobody listens to me around here. 115 00:04:42,501 --> 00:04:44,459 More like everybody's tired of listening to your ass. 116 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,417 I'm sorry, but we no longer rep-- 117 00:04:46,501 --> 00:04:47,417 Hold on! 118 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:49,542 Put that fuckin' call on hold. 119 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:51,918 Who do we no longer rep, and who is that on the phone? 120 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,751 It's Yanni from Nike. 121 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:56,668 He's calling about Nyjah's avail for a new campaign. 122 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:58,376 Gimme that. Gimme that! 123 00:05:00,292 --> 00:05:02,042 Hey, Yanni, my man. 124 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,709 It's Joe Krutel. 125 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,709 Joe! Joey! We know each other? 126 00:05:05,793 --> 00:05:07,250 I'm the new creative director 127 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:09,459 and owner of Sports X. 128 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,584 Um, how can I help you? 129 00:05:11,668 --> 00:05:13,668 - What do you need? - I gotta get with Nyjah. 130 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:15,709 I got an idea for a dope new SB campaign, 131 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,626 but I gotta move quick. Is he around and avail? 132 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:19,042 Oh, God, unfortunately 133 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,751 that's both great and awful. 134 00:05:20,834 --> 00:05:22,542 He's not. Um... 135 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,417 he had a death in the family. 136 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:25,584 - No! - Yeah. 137 00:05:25,668 --> 00:05:27,334 You know his Weimaraner, Bobby? 138 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:28,626 - Not Bobby! - Yeah. Bobby got hit 139 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:30,042 by a garbage truck. 140 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,459 - He is no more. - Dude! That's awful. 141 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,709 Maybe I can send him something. 142 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,751 Uh, no. I don't think you should. 143 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:38,876 It'll only reopen the wounds. 144 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,417 - Know what I mean? - Fuck! I feel bad for the kid. 145 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,417 And the dog. But I gotta jump. 146 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:45,334 I gotta chase down another piece of talent. 147 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:48,125 Well, maybe I can help with that. 148 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,459 Who else ya got? 149 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:53,918 What if you do less of a star-centric face campaign 150 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,042 and it's more about a cultural revolution, 151 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,376 - a whole clique. - OK, what clique? 152 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,292 Illegal Civilization. 153 00:06:00,376 --> 00:06:01,918 ( laughs ) Come on, man. 154 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,250 Those kids are animals. 155 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:04,834 You know they upper-decked the Puma offices 156 00:06:04,918 --> 00:06:06,584 when Lance brought them in for a general? 157 00:06:06,668 --> 00:06:08,834 That was before we put them through 158 00:06:08,918 --> 00:06:10,918 our specialized finishing school. 159 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,626 - No shit? - For real. 160 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,834 I would not lie to you. You're too important to our business. 161 00:06:14,918 --> 00:06:16,501 Are they around for a meet? 162 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,751 Yeah. Why don't you come by the office today. 163 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,167 - I'm already there, Joe. - Great. 164 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,459 Boom! 165 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:24,542 ( imitates whirring sound, shotgun blast ) 166 00:06:24,626 --> 00:06:26,000 'K. Can I have my phone back? 167 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:28,459 I can't. I just shot it into a million pieces. 168 00:06:38,584 --> 00:06:40,584 Dennis: Whoooee! 169 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:43,542 Damn, son! 170 00:06:43,626 --> 00:06:46,209 You grow webs on your feet or somethin'? 171 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:47,793 You smashed your own PB. 172 00:06:47,876 --> 00:06:50,459 Just motivated by the money, Pops. Same as always. 173 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:52,209 That better be all that's pushin' you. 174 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:53,542 What'd you say? 175 00:06:53,626 --> 00:06:55,167 I'm just sayin' what I'm sayin'. 176 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:58,125 My body's a temple. Always has been, always will be. 177 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,626 Baby. Get ready, we got a barbecue with the Whites. 178 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:03,334 Now, why has it always gotta be about race, sweetie? 179 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,167 No, Pops, that's their name. 180 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,167 The Whites. The Whites' barbecue? 181 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:10,501 We barbecuin' white folks now? 182 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:12,250 You better get you some of that spicy-ass rub, 183 00:07:12,334 --> 00:07:14,042 'cause you know that white meat ain't as flavorful 184 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:16,417 - as this dark meat, baby. - Who says you even rollin'? 185 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:17,751 Come on, man, you gotta let me go! 186 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:19,334 Who the hell are the Whites, anyway? 187 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:20,751 Some tech dude. Made an app 188 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,125 that matches dogs for playdates. 189 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,250 So, like Tinder for dogs? 190 00:07:24,334 --> 00:07:25,876 Yeah, but they always down to fuck. 191 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:29,209 Damn, man! People keep stealin' all my good ideas! 192 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,584 For real! Bullshit. 193 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,250 Sounds like those skate brats are runnin' you ragged, huh? 194 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:37,042 Dude, it's like herding stoned cats. 195 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,000 If I could track down these little fuckers, 196 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,709 at least the payoff will be worth it. 197 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,959 You know, Joseph, it sounds like you found your calling. 198 00:07:43,042 --> 00:07:46,501 - God, I hope not. How'd it go with the brothers? - It's all good. 199 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:49,000 They just texted me they are in. Money in the bank, and ready to play. 200 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:50,084 That's great news. 201 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:51,417 Meanwhile, I'll be here 202 00:07:51,501 --> 00:07:53,292 steering the ship away from the iceberg. 203 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:54,668 Hey! No, no, no, no. 204 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:56,584 Those aren't the new design. Take 'em back. 205 00:07:56,668 --> 00:07:58,459 - Throw those out. - Be the iceberg, Joseph. 206 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:01,084 - Be the iceberg. - What does that even mean? 207 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,626 It means... I don't know what the fuck it means. 208 00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:06,376 I can tell you this: When it's all said and done, 209 00:08:06,459 --> 00:08:07,959 you and I are gonna raise a glass, my friend. 210 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:09,417 I don't drink anymore. I quit. 211 00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:11,167 - Ha ha ha! I'm kidding. - Hold on. 212 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,959 - No, don't put me on ho-- - Shh shh shh! 213 00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:14,459 TV: While it's not official, 214 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:16,417 an anonymous source confirmed to us 215 00:08:16,501 --> 00:08:19,084 that Quincy Crawford has made a verbal commitment 216 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,793 to play for the Buckeyes. 217 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,334 - Yeah! - All right! 218 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:25,250 Hey, shut the fuck up! 219 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:27,167 This is a huge win for Ohio State... 220 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,209 ♪ Uh, uh, it's gonna go down ♪ 221 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:30,918 ♪ It's gonna go down when they get to the ground ♪ 222 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,376 ( song continues, lyrics indistinct ) 223 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,542 ♪ Knock 'em down, down, down ♪ 224 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:45,250 ♪ What goes up, up, up ♪ 225 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:47,542 ♪ Is gonna go down, down, down ♪ 226 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:53,918 - ( phone ringing ) - ♪ It's gonna go down ♪ 227 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,167 - Yo, who this? - You know who this is. 228 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,834 - Where the hell you been? - Just gettin' dirty on these ATVs. 229 00:09:00,918 --> 00:09:02,501 You gotta come try it next time. 230 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,501 It'll get you right. What up? 231 00:09:04,584 --> 00:09:06,125 Ohio State, Q, Ohio State. 232 00:09:06,209 --> 00:09:07,709 - That's what up. - Oh, that. 233 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:10,209 Yeah. I guess I told 'em what they wanted to hear, 234 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,042 like everyone else who flashin' me love. 235 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,084 - You feel me? - Everyone who? 236 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:16,042 Not you. But Unc, 237 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,793 I met LeBron at The Shoe. 238 00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:20,167 This dude's mad charming. I mean, he still text me. 239 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,584 What am I supposed to do? 240 00:09:21,668 --> 00:09:23,042 You don't say no to the King. 241 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,542 Yes, Q, you do. 242 00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:26,876 In this case you say no. You say hell no. 243 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:29,084 I told him I'd love to go there before you came back 244 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:31,334 on the scene with all your suss-ass deals and shit. 245 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:34,542 But that's old news. Last I heard, we're waiting till Signing Day. 246 00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:36,542 Shit, they must have heard about our trip to USC 247 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,751 - and leaked it. - That's fucked. 248 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:41,501 Yes, it is, Q. Massively. It's about to sink our deal. 249 00:09:41,584 --> 00:09:44,292 Do you understand that? This is your money we're talking about. 250 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,334 You wanted me in on this deal, I'm in. 251 00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:48,584 But if you got loose ends you gotta take care of, 252 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,709 you gotta take care of 'em. 253 00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:52,250 Hear me? 254 00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:54,542 We gotta make a quick stop to Columbus. 255 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:07,042 Oh, yeah. 256 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,501 Mmm. Mmm. 257 00:10:16,376 --> 00:10:18,125 Man: Oh.... 258 00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:22,042 ( clinking ) 259 00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:26,042 Hmm. 260 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,084 So, were you in the league, too? 261 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:31,250 Yeah, CFL. It's in Canadia. 262 00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:34,459 Oh, really? We just bought a lake house in Vancouver. 263 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,793 - Word? - Yeah. 264 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,709 You and Ricky are welcome anytime. 265 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,000 Thank you? 266 00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:42,793 Is it all isolated? Like no one can hear you scream? 267 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,334 You see, most people don't realize that... 268 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:48,542 all of the energy's generated from the lower body... 269 00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:50,793 and that you gotta sort of explode... 270 00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:52,125 - Oh! - ...from the hips. 271 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:53,459 ( both laugh ) 272 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,042 Well, now I can see where 273 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,668 your handsome son gets it from. 274 00:10:56,751 --> 00:11:00,084 Oh, honey, I only gave him half of it. 275 00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:03,751 Joyce White: He's only been in for a year. 276 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,459 - We have to give him time. - Ricky: Right. 277 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:09,417 I mean, sure, Trump is an eccentric, 278 00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:12,042 but so were so many of our great leaders. 279 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,334 Imagine if Lincoln had Twitter. 280 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:15,584 - ( laughter ) - What? 281 00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:18,334 Or Teddy Roosevelt had Snapchat. 282 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,042 But he is moving us forward, 283 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,918 and the rest is just noise. 284 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,084 I just mean you have to look at what he's doing for people like us. 285 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,834 - Like us? - Yeah! 286 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:30,501 - Yeah, like us. - Yeah, successful, self-made Americans. 287 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:32,834 Don't hate us for wanting to keep our money, right? 288 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,125 Jerry: Yeah, come on. We work hard, 289 00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:35,959 ( sing-songy ) we got rich as fuck 290 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:38,042 on the backs of our own sweat and tears, 291 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:41,334 and he wants to let people like us keep the fruits of our labor. 292 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,584 I think that's something that the whole country can get behind. 293 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,250 Lookit, we didn't ask for any handouts. 294 00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:48,000 We did it by grinding it out, and so can everybody else. 295 00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,459 Yeah, I can see the calluses on your hands. 296 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,167 ( all laugh ) 297 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,167 That's what I love about you, Rick. 298 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,959 You get it. A lot of you don't. 299 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,584 I get it. You got me. 300 00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:03,793 Ricky Jerret is exactly who he needs. 301 00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,793 What? No, you gotta speak up. 302 00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:10,501 Sounds like you got bad reception up your ass. 303 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,292 Why don't you hit me back once you pull your head out of it. 304 00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:14,542 Jerk. 305 00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:17,042 - There she is. Hey, baby. - Hey, baby. 306 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,918 You couldn't pick your wife up from the airport? 307 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,876 Mother of your child, queen of your kingdom? 308 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,250 I wanted to pick you up, 309 00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:24,668 it's just that Gurley's vampire of an agent 310 00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,709 just called to renegotiate his contract a year early. 311 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,000 Just got things all shaken up. 312 00:12:28,084 --> 00:12:30,417 Yeah? Well, the 405 got me shook. OK? 313 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,751 It can do that. 314 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,542 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 315 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,167 You matter. It's OK. 316 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,334 I should have picked you up, I know that. 317 00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,250 - Yeah, you should have. - Now, Mrs. Greane, 318 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:42,876 can you please formally accept my apology? 319 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,417 - Hmm? - Yes, I do. 320 00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:45,918 OK. Thank you. 321 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,584 I'm only gonna be in L.A. one night 322 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,417 before I go to my conference in Vegas. 323 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,250 Today was supposed to be about us. 324 00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:52,918 I know. I see all of it. 325 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,250 It's just that I have to do this one thing, OK? 326 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,709 It's not gonna take forever. How about... 327 00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,250 you go get a massage? 328 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,417 And then maybe you hit the shops? 329 00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:03,668 By then I'll be done, I'll come make it up to you tonight. 330 00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:06,292 - How's that sound? Yeah? - OK. Yeah. 331 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:07,417 Mmm. 332 00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:10,084 Gimme some of that. I love you, my queen. 333 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,542 Love you, my king. All right. Bye. 334 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,000 ♪ Even if it's raining I'ma still drop the top ♪ 335 00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:19,292 ♪ Some other silly shit niggas do when they at the top ♪ 336 00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:21,876 ♪ Homie we don't give a damn, we rollin'-- ♪ 337 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,709 What the fuck are those, slippers? 338 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,793 These are driving shoes, motherfucker. 339 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,292 They're Ferragamos. 340 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,751 Yeah, drivin' to tell the police you saw everything. 341 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,334 These shits 342 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,459 grip the pedal with precision traction 343 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,167 while offering masculine fashion-forward accents 344 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,876 and a bespoke European fit. 345 00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:43,459 - "Bespoke"? - Look it up. 346 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,292 Yo! Roscoe's is here! 347 00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,376 - What's up, fellas? - Get out of my way. 348 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,000 Joe: Sit down, bitch. 349 00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:51,417 Oh, shit! You're back. 350 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,959 Yeah, we're back. 351 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,751 That's crazy. Nobody ever comes back. 352 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,376 Well, we're not fuckin' nobodies, Aramis. 353 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,501 We're the guys gon' make your asses rich. 354 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,209 Oh, yeah? How you gonna do that? 355 00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:04,626 Well, for starters, we got you a meeting with Nike today. 356 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,417 You ever heard of fuckin' Nike? 357 00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,668 Yeah, they make real fuckin' sneakers. 358 00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,501 Yeah, they're chompin' at the bit 359 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,334 to get some of that Illegal Civ magic 360 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,250 all up in them corporate guts. 361 00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,709 I mean, yeah. I like what they up to. 362 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,209 Like with SB and all that. 363 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,751 Oh, yeah, yeah? You like what they're up to? 364 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,084 You approve of their business model? 365 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,334 All right, good. Unless you wanna be 366 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,751 drinkin' whatever the fuck that is 367 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,668 and eatin' your dinner out of cans when you're my fuckin' age, 368 00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,501 you'll get your shit together 369 00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:32,501 and let us cash you in 370 00:14:32,584 --> 00:14:33,959 before you're yesterday's meme. 371 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:36,668 I like that. Uncle Fester came to play today, 372 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,376 - OK? - ( laughter ) 373 00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:40,292 - Every damn day. - Yeah. 374 00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,334 What the fuck is that shit? 375 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,125 ( laughter ) 376 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,334 What, you don't like E&J? 377 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,626 E&J? I like B&J. 378 00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,376 This is like fuckin' pee and J. 379 00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,876 ( cup clatters ) 380 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,042 We're sending a car at four. 381 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,167 Make sure you're fuckin' ready. 382 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:03,709 Jerry: It must be weird, huh? 383 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,709 Being retired at such a young age. 384 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,542 Well, I might surprise you on that front. 385 00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:09,209 Seriously? 386 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:10,167 Oh! 387 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,084 Oh, breaking news. 388 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,250 All right, hey, lips are sealed. 389 00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:18,334 Uh-oh, somebody call Jerry Jones. 390 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,709 - We got a kneeler! - ( laughter ) 391 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,250 Oh, dude. 392 00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,876 Let's respect the movement, OK? 393 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:25,250 Oh, the movement. 394 00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,626 You got a problem with athletes 395 00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:27,918 speaking their mind or something? 396 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,542 No, not on their own time. 397 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,084 Just don't drag the flag into it. 398 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,584 Y'all made it about the flag. 399 00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:33,834 Who's "y'all"? 400 00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,542 - ( laughter ) - All right, easy. 401 00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,417 I do have a serious question, though, for you. 402 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:41,459 If you go back out there, you gonna kneel? 403 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,084 Listen, do me a favor, let's change the subject, 404 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,125 - OK, fellas? - Whoa, whoa, wait. 405 00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:46,584 Are you a politician now? 406 00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:48,584 Come on, we're all on the same level here. 407 00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:50,042 You can tell us. Come on. 408 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,167 - Oh, shit. - Oh, you would. 409 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,876 - Oh! You're gonna kneel! - You totally would! 410 00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,584 - I knew it! - You would fucking kneel! 411 00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:58,084 You damn right I'd kneel, motherfucker! 412 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,626 And I'd kneel every Sunday. Know I'm sayin'? Fuck Trump! 413 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,209 Fuck that racist-ass bitch! 414 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,793 - Whoa, holy shit. - OK, that's-- 415 00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,668 Listen, man, you gotta respect the office, Ricky. 416 00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:08,876 - Where's our respect?! - He's your president too, man. 417 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,959 Where the fuck is our respect, huh?! 418 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:12,626 - What are you talking about? - My people. That's right! 419 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:13,918 - I'm sorry, excuse me. - My people! 420 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,292 This is not about race! 421 00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:18,376 My mother raised me-- a single mother on welfare. 422 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:20,292 Government cheese and white bread. 423 00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:21,626 And I'm here because I got 424 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,292 some assistance when I needed it. 425 00:16:24,376 --> 00:16:26,250 OK, you're an exception. 426 00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,292 That's right, I am an exception. 427 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:30,125 So fuck you. 428 00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:32,209 ( people murmuring ) 429 00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:40,209 - ( phone chiming ) - ( Spencer groans ) 430 00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:45,501 What's up, brother? 431 00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:47,626 Jason: Where are you? 432 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,501 Oh, sunny SoCal. 433 00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:50,834 Yeah, me too. 434 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,501 You got a minute to link up later? 435 00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:54,125 Know what, I don't. I'm slammed... 436 00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:55,751 right now. Is it important or can it wait? 437 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,292 Oh, I'm just curious. 438 00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,125 Look, I don't judge you for that curiosity, brother. 439 00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:00,209 - ( laughs ) - No, I'm not 440 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:01,668 curious about myself, Strasmore. 441 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,376 I'm curious about you and the Andersons. 442 00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,834 Word on the street is that they're trying to make a deal 443 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,209 for USC's TV rights. 444 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,376 You know anything about that? 445 00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:10,709 No, not a thing. 446 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,584 But, look, those guys have their own agenda, 447 00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,417 and you don't need me to tell you what color it is. 448 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,167 Where'd you hear that from, anyway? 449 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,250 Dan Davis. 450 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,000 - ( whispers ) Fuck. - Say something. 'Cause Dan did. 451 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,542 He asked me what I thought about you. 452 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,709 I vouched. I told him you were solid. 453 00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:28,876 - I appreciate that. - I told him you were a stand-up guy. 454 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,918 But, obviously, I lied. 455 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,376 You got your nose buried in a new pile 456 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,626 but on a different coast. 457 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:35,959 You know, with you, 458 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,626 the story is always the fuckin' same. 459 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,709 I just better not hear the name 460 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,959 "Quincy Crawford" mentioned. 461 00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,042 Hey, come on. 462 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,167 I wouldn't do that to you, J. 463 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,876 Let me remind you just in case 464 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,376 you are having memory problems, 465 00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:48,751 which you so clearly are, 466 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,918 he better come out of this thing clean, 467 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,793 or I am coming for you, big man. 468 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,250 ( disconnects ) 469 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,501 Hey. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. 470 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,709 Any time, Mr. Strasmore. 471 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:11,334 We're always happy to have a legend in these halls, 472 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:12,417 even if they did choose 473 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:13,584 the wrong school back in the day. 474 00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:14,793 Well, you live and learn, right? 475 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,459 You do, you do. Have a seat, please. 476 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,209 - Thank you, Tom. - Please. Sorry... 477 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,626 Urban couldn't make it, 478 00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,250 but he's out rustling the bushes, 479 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,834 - if you know what I mean. - I do. 480 00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,751 Left me in charge of the nuthouse. 481 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,834 ( laughs ) Right, well, I'll make it quick, Todd. 482 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:28,751 I'm here on behalf of Quincy Crawford. 483 00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,167 Oh. You're friends? 484 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,668 Well, I'm his uncle. 485 00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,417 ( laughing ) Really? Uncle Spencer? 486 00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:36,084 - Uncle Spencie. - ( both laughing ) 487 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,959 Well, Q's family is our family. 488 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:41,000 I'm happy to hear that, because any time you hear bad news, 489 00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,876 you always wanna hear it from somebody you love. 490 00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,751 - Am I right? - Excuse me? 491 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,417 Todd, I'm gonna shoot straight with ya. 492 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,292 Like LeBron, Q is gonna take his talents elsewhere. 493 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:52,793 He's looking for a more suitable environment in terms of his education, 494 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:54,376 and he needs to be closer to home. 495 00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,042 Is that right? 496 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,334 Sad to say, it is. 497 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,000 He feels terrible about this whole thing, 498 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:01,376 and, you know, under it all, he's just a shy kid 499 00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:02,709 who doesn't wanna disappoint anybody, 500 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,125 so he asked me to come up here 501 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,209 and see you face to face to deliver the news. 502 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000 Well, I'm sorry to hear it, 503 00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:10,209 and Urban will be even more sorry. 504 00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:12,459 Tell Urban that Saban was even sorrier, 505 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,959 but there's only one kid to go around. 506 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,167 - Right? - Mm. 507 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:20,709 Well, thanks for coming by to let us know in person. 508 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,084 We are sad to lose him, 509 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,459 but understand these things 510 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,542 are personal matters, and there's 511 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,626 - so much to consider. - Look, Todd, I'm sorry 512 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,167 to be the bearer of bad news, 513 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,167 but I'm really happy we have a good understanding. 514 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,042 Of course. Uh, Jeannie will make sure you have 515 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,668 the proper directions to the airport. 516 00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:37,918 I'm good, flying private. Thank you. 517 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,084 Oh, right! Yeah, you Miami boys 518 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,751 love your bling. Am I right? 519 00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:53,918 We know you're looking for targeted saturation, 520 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,918 and-and a truly grassroots campaign. 521 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,334 Well, these kids-- 522 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,459 uh, these kids... 523 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:04,668 come ready with that target demographic following. 524 00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:08,834 We're bringing you ready-made, authentic vibe. 525 00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,376 I mean, you can't manufacture this in a marketing lab. 526 00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:12,834 Authenticity is key. 527 00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,709 - Yeah. - We're still wiping the yolk 528 00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,918 from our face from the Bella Hadid campaign. 529 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,834 I liked that campaign. 530 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,042 Reggie, we did too, 531 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,250 but the people spoke, 532 00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:23,876 and when they speak, we listen. 533 00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:25,876 - Oh, man. - Yo, Ryder, you good? 534 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,417 - I don't think so. - Uh, do you guys need a break? 535 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,376 - Fuck, fuck. - You all right, man? 536 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,334 It's fine, it's fine. They just had too many Red Bulls, 537 00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:34,459 - I think. - ( kids retching ) 538 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,584 What the fuck?! 539 00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:40,876 ( retching continues ) 540 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,709 - What the fuck?! - Oh! 541 00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,918 No, no, no. Come on, guys, guys, guys. 542 00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:49,209 ( kids laughing ) 543 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:52,793 Joe: Oh, what the fuck?! 544 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,334 Oh, come on! 545 00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:57,417 Oh, no! 546 00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,501 ( kids laughing ) 547 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,334 Dennis: What the hell's the matter with you? 548 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,793 You tryin' to get your ass kicked out the neighborhood 549 00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:09,042 before you even get settled? 550 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,459 Yeah, I'd like to see 'em try that. 551 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:13,167 Our baby has to go to school with their kids, Ricky. 552 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,793 You ever think about that? 553 00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:17,084 I have to see these people every damn day. 554 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,959 Shit, why can't you just be polite? 555 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,876 Fuck being polite! That man was talkin' to me 556 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,334 like I ain't got no love for my community. 557 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,793 This is your community, boy! 558 00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:25,751 You clearly gonna have to 559 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:26,918 up your dosage, Ricky. 560 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,501 I mean, you're acting erratic. 561 00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:30,876 You're emotional. It's like you got a shorter fuse. 562 00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,250 You my damn shrink now too, man? 563 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,959 You wouldn't know a fuckin' shrink 564 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,459 if it jumped out the ocean and bit you on your dick! 565 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,125 Amber: All right, look, calm down. 566 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,334 Baby, things are different here, all right? 567 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,459 Sometimes we gotta keep our causes to ourselves. 568 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,626 - We're not asking you to change how you feel. - Oh, God. 569 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,292 I can't believe y'all! 570 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:47,709 Oh, you wanna end up like Kaep. 571 00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:49,376 Well, that man led a movement. 572 00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,959 What are people gonna remember me for? 573 00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:53,250 Or you, old man? 574 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,209 Look, a legacy is earned 575 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:58,292 on the field, in the grass between the chains, 576 00:21:58,376 --> 00:21:59,834 not by running your goddamn mouth. 577 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,709 So shut it before it costs you more than you can cover. 578 00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,292 Baby, we support you, just-- 579 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,209 Just not really, though. 580 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,376 Told you he was sensitive. 581 00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,918 - TTD, shut the fuck up. - Every time. 582 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,250 ( Twitter whistle ) 583 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,834 Julie: Hey, baby. 584 00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:35,459 Hey. 585 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,793 Look what I got. 586 00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:39,918 Look at this! Couldn't you just die? 587 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,834 Damn, baby, you leave anything up in the stores? 588 00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:44,834 You probably ran through Kiki's college fund. 589 00:22:44,918 --> 00:22:46,584 Boy, please, you know she gettin' a scholarship. 590 00:22:46,668 --> 00:22:48,376 - ( Charles laughs ) - Plus, I had to do something 591 00:22:48,459 --> 00:22:50,459 with all my unexpected free time. 592 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,542 I'm sorry, baby. 593 00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:55,751 But it just doesn't stop! 594 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,626 The contracts, the emails, 595 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,793 this guy's ego, that guy's torn ACL. 596 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:02,918 - Popcorn vendors. - You need to relax. 597 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,542 I can't. I can't do it. 598 00:23:05,626 --> 00:23:06,959 ( grunts ) 599 00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:12,959 Ya know, I just feel like I'm failin' everybody 600 00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:15,334 all the time. 601 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:17,876 The organization, the players, 602 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,209 my friends... 603 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:22,542 and most importantly, you and Kiki. 604 00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:24,334 Why would you say that? 605 00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:27,501 Because look at this! 606 00:23:27,584 --> 00:23:28,959 Is this our life now? 607 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:35,125 No, I brought us out here thinkin' I was onto something, 608 00:23:35,209 --> 00:23:37,042 - I thought-- - What you thought is, 609 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,668 you thought you were gonna finally be the boss. 610 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,918 You were gonna fulfill your destiny. 611 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,584 Remember when you were worried about down payments 612 00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:46,918 and GPS add-ons at the dealership? 613 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,918 Yes. Much simpler time. Doesn't seem so bad now. 614 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,668 You were afraid to fail then, and now you're afraid to succeed. 615 00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:56,084 Not havin' you and Kiki out here 616 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:58,250 is really wearin' me down. 617 00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:01,292 I don't know if I can keep doin' it. 618 00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:05,167 It's like sometimes I feel like I'm half a man or somethin'. 619 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:09,376 Oh, Mr. Greane. You are a lot of things... 620 00:24:09,459 --> 00:24:12,167 but half a man ain't one of 'em. 621 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,834 That's a full man. 622 00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:15,584 ( squeals, laughs ) 623 00:24:15,668 --> 00:24:17,376 - Feel this full... - ( phone chimes ) 624 00:24:17,459 --> 00:24:19,084 man... of yours... 625 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,709 - ( phone chimes ) - ...go to work. 626 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,000 You see Andrew anywhere? 627 00:24:22,084 --> 00:24:23,459 Julie: No. He wasn't out there. 628 00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:25,626 Charles: OK, well, that's... 629 00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:27,584 Let's clear off this desk... 630 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,459 Radio commentator: ...another incredible class of athletes 631 00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,793 - to look at again this year. - ( phone chiming ) 632 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,459 Julian, what can I do for you? 633 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,876 The kid's incredible. 634 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,542 He's once in a generation. 635 00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:40,250 I made it 250 to take it off the table. 636 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,626 Smart move. You won't regret it. 637 00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:45,334 - J, I gotta run. - Hey-- 638 00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:49,542 ( siren bleats ) 639 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,084 ( thunder rumbling ) 640 00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:08,584 Evenin', Mr. Strasmore. 641 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,876 ( chuckles ) OK. 642 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,668 Is there a problem, Officer? 643 00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,918 Cop: I sure hope not. 644 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,417 You wanna step out of the vehicle, Mr. Strasmore? 645 00:25:19,501 --> 00:25:21,834 And why would I want to do that? 646 00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:25,084 Because we asked you so damn nice. 647 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:27,250 ( police dog panting ) 648 00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:30,250 ( dog barks ) 649 00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:33,876 - ( dog growls ) - Spencer: Oh... 650 00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:36,042 so you think I'd bomb my own plane, huh? 651 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,376 That's Trigger. He's not so much on bombs, 652 00:25:38,459 --> 00:25:40,334 but he likes him some drugs. 653 00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:42,501 By that, I mean he likes findin' 'em. 654 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,876 We've had a lot of problems with private flights 655 00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,417 transportin' cash and narcotics lately. 656 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:50,042 We're just gonna take a little peek in your rental before you go. 657 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,459 - Sure. - ( dog barks, growls ) 658 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,125 ( chuckling ) 659 00:25:57,209 --> 00:25:58,876 I got a script for those. 660 00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,751 That's a lot of pills for one man. 661 00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:03,542 That's enough to get an elephant high. 662 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,918 You know, sellin' those is a felony. 663 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:09,459 No shit. 664 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,334 ( door slams ) 665 00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:12,959 ( buzzer ) 666 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:30,167 Man: Mr. Strasmore. I hear you have some... 667 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,834 pill problems. 668 00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:36,584 - Lawyer. - That won't be necessary, Spencer. 669 00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:38,959 You don't mind if I call you Spencer, do you? 670 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,042 Who are you? 671 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:42,376 My name is Jimmy Dale Pritchard, 672 00:26:42,459 --> 00:26:45,000 but my friends call me J.D. 673 00:26:45,084 --> 00:26:46,793 I got a script for those pills, J.D. 674 00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:49,000 Oh, I don't care about those pills. 675 00:26:49,084 --> 00:26:51,918 That was just my way of gettin' the boys to be able to bring you in 676 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,209 so that we could have a little chat. 677 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:56,584 ( laughs ) I know it was a bit dramatic. 678 00:26:56,668 --> 00:27:00,501 But we wanted to make sure that we had your... 679 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,417 undivided attention. 680 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:04,501 Who's "we"? 681 00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,834 Is this your first time in Columbus? 682 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,834 You know, this is a beautiful city, 683 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,668 and a great place to go to school. 684 00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:13,084 You know, I met my wife on campus? 685 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:16,084 Thirty-five years ago. And we still goin' strong. 686 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,918 ( chuckles ) Hey, now, 687 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,959 you may find this hard to believe, but... 688 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:23,000 I used to play a little bit myself. 689 00:27:23,084 --> 00:27:25,292 Yeah. I mean, second string, of course. 690 00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:27,918 But, man, did I have the spirit! 691 00:27:29,209 --> 00:27:33,959 You know the guy Todd that you spoke to today? 692 00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:38,209 - He was my freshman roommate. - Ah. So you're a booster. 693 00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:41,042 I hate that word. 694 00:27:42,209 --> 00:27:45,876 I prefer... "enthusiastic supporter." 695 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,668 You see, I do all of this just for the pride of it. 696 00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:53,292 Now, for someone like yourself, that might be challenging. 697 00:27:53,376 --> 00:27:57,834 But... for some of us, well, that's enough. 698 00:27:57,918 --> 00:28:00,125 ( smacks wall ) Let me tell you something, J.D. 699 00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,834 I was only trying to help my girlfriend's son make some life decisions. 700 00:28:02,918 --> 00:28:05,209 Maybe that's hard for you to believe, but it's the truth. 701 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,793 Let me tell you something else. If I happen to piss on your Rose Parade, 702 00:28:07,876 --> 00:28:09,626 then you better open up a goddamn umbrella, 703 00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:11,417 because you sauntering in here, and this, 704 00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:13,167 and all this bullshit, doesn't scare me one bit. 705 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:16,918 That's good. It doesn't scare you. 706 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,334 Well, I got some friends over at the NCAA 707 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:23,793 that will have a field day with puttin' the fear of God in your heart. 708 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,584 Oh, is that right? 709 00:28:25,668 --> 00:28:28,084 So you gonna go Old Testament on me, J.D.? 710 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:33,292 The kid stays a Buckeye... 711 00:28:34,918 --> 00:28:37,459 everything goes back to normal, 712 00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:41,125 and life is good for everyone. 713 00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:44,417 And if not, we're comin' for you 714 00:28:44,501 --> 00:28:48,042 and everything you got your dirty little hands in. 715 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:51,584 And believe me... we know things. 716 00:28:53,084 --> 00:28:55,125 That's right. Look away. 717 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,459 Guard: Open four. 718 00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:10,876 J.D.: Spencer. 719 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,292 ( sighs ) 720 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:13,542 Don't forget these. 721 00:29:15,668 --> 00:29:16,834 For your pain. 722 00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:19,417 ♪ Sendin' countries to war ♪ 723 00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:23,250 ♪ Just killin' themselves ♪ 724 00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:25,918 ♪ People tryin' to get higher ♪ 725 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,876 - ♪ Whilst livin' in hell ♪ - ( buzzer ) 726 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:32,250 ♪ The devil keeps tryin' ♪ 727 00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:35,918 ♪ To make us fail ♪ 728 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,709 ♪ You got to play with the fire ♪ 729 00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:42,376 ♪ To save yourself ♪ 730 00:29:42,459 --> 00:29:47,250 ♪ What you gonna do, watch the world fall down ♪ 731 00:29:47,334 --> 00:29:48,918 ♪ Watch the world fall down ♪ 732 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000 ♪ Are you brave enough to play with fire? ♪ 733 00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:55,042 ♪ Strong enough to put the pains behind you? ♪ 734 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:58,209 ♪ Who can you trust up in a world of liars? ♪ 735 00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:01,542 ♪ Wait a second, all the lie will guide you ♪ 736 00:30:01,626 --> 00:30:04,793 ♪ Are you brave enough to play with fire? ♪ 737 00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:07,793 ♪ Strong enough to put the pains behind you? ♪ 738 00:30:07,876 --> 00:30:11,084 ♪ Who can you trust up in a world of liars? ♪ 739 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,167 ♪ Wait a second, all the lie will guide you ♪ 740 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:17,459 ♪ Remember why we're here ♪ 741 00:30:17,542 --> 00:30:18,959 ♪ Doo doo ♪ 742 00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:23,793 ♪ Find love, hurry, disappear ♪ 743 00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:25,125 ♪ Doo doo ♪ 744 00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:26,959 ♪ Today, not tomorrow ♪ 745 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:30,167 ♪ Remember why we're here ♪ 746 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,751 ♪ Doo doo ♪ 747 00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:36,668 ♪ Find love, hurry, disappear ♪ 748 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,000 ♪ Doo doo ♪ 749 00:30:38,084 --> 00:30:40,459 ♪ Today, not tomorrow ♪