1 00:00:04,598 --> 00:00:06,548 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:08,167 ♪ Kane is in the building ♪ 3 00:00:08,177 --> 00:00:10,302 (MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:24,958 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 5 00:00:24,968 --> 00:00:29,375 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 6 00:00:29,385 --> 00:00:31,459 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 7 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:34,459 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 8 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,167 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 9 00:00:36,177 --> 00:00:39,501 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 10 00:00:39,511 --> 00:00:42,667 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 11 00:00:42,677 --> 00:00:45,958 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 12 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:47,501 ♪ And, uh ♪ 13 00:00:47,511 --> 00:00:49,584 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 14 00:00:49,594 --> 00:00:52,417 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 15 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:55,501 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 16 00:00:55,511 --> 00:00:59,125 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 17 00:00:59,135 --> 00:01:01,875 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 18 00:01:01,885 --> 00:01:04,958 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 19 00:01:04,968 --> 00:01:08,125 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 20 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:12,083 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 21 00:01:12,093 --> 00:01:15,177 (MEN SHOUTING) 22 00:01:17,385 --> 00:01:19,072 SPENCER: Reggie, don't be insecure. 23 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,213 There's nothing wrong with telling a man you miss him. 24 00:01:21,224 --> 00:01:22,875 REGGIE: I ain't said I miss you, Spencer. 25 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:25,334 I said I noticed you and your cue ball partner 26 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:26,501 have been missing. 27 00:01:26,511 --> 00:01:29,334 We ain't missin'. We're here in your hometown of sunny SoCal, 28 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:30,875 we're expanding our ASM footprint. 29 00:01:30,885 --> 00:01:32,209 I see that. 30 00:01:32,219 --> 00:01:33,875 We got your invite to the Surf Classic. 31 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,751 You like the board? Pretty original, right? 32 00:01:35,761 --> 00:01:37,167 I say black people don't surf, 33 00:01:37,177 --> 00:01:39,334 but Vern thinks he found his true calling. 34 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:42,250 I betcha Vern looks like Kelly Slater on that thing. 35 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:44,083 Shit, he ain't no Kelly Slater. 36 00:01:44,093 --> 00:01:45,958 He look like he ate Kelly Slater. 37 00:01:45,968 --> 00:01:48,958 - Hey, Reg! Who you talkin' to? - Spencer. 38 00:01:48,968 --> 00:01:50,709 You tell him we comin' out there? 39 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:53,292 - You guys coming to the tourney? - No, we comin' to check out 40 00:01:53,302 --> 00:01:54,687 our five mil investment. 41 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,148 Remind Vernon that it's me, and have a little bit of trust, 42 00:01:57,178 --> 00:02:00,083 and you guys be good silent partners... with an emphasis on the "silent." 43 00:02:00,093 --> 00:02:02,773 Fuck that, man. You know trust ain't one of my specialties. 44 00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:04,609 Reggie, everything is gonna be fine. 45 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,026 I just signed a big Coke deal 46 00:02:06,037 --> 00:02:08,672 that I'm gonna leverage into a sponsorship with the Surf Channel 47 00:02:08,683 --> 00:02:10,792 and an acquisition of the WSL. 48 00:02:10,802 --> 00:02:13,492 Yo, man, relax. Chill, man, I'm just fuckin' with you. 49 00:02:13,503 --> 00:02:15,786 We're comin' out 'cause Vernon gettin' his number retired 50 00:02:15,797 --> 00:02:18,751 - at General Carver High. - (LAUGHS) That's amazing news! 51 00:02:18,761 --> 00:02:20,542 Wish him congratulations for me 52 00:02:20,552 --> 00:02:23,833 and tell me when you guys get in, I'll pick you up. 53 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:26,792 Don't you fuckin' love this energy? 54 00:02:26,802 --> 00:02:28,958 Holy shit, who needs Miami? 55 00:02:28,968 --> 00:02:31,501 This reminds me of my fuckin' childhood. 56 00:02:31,511 --> 00:02:33,792 Except my childhood I spent mostly 57 00:02:33,802 --> 00:02:37,542 laying in bed, black light on, Skynyrd on the turntable. 58 00:02:37,552 --> 00:02:40,501 Well, I'm glad chaos was your creature comfort, 59 00:02:40,511 --> 00:02:43,542 because I, unlike you, never grew up high and traumatized. 60 00:02:43,552 --> 00:02:44,958 Well, you better get used to it, 61 00:02:44,968 --> 00:02:46,751 because Lance is having a meltdown. 62 00:02:46,761 --> 00:02:49,042 LANCE: Ryan, you little motherfucker, 63 00:02:49,052 --> 00:02:50,958 this is not a proposition from Wittgenstein. 64 00:02:50,968 --> 00:02:53,334 All right, lads. This is a simple, fucking request. 65 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:55,792 Find Parker, get him on the fucking phone 66 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:57,125 so that I can speak to him. 67 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,958 Gotta go. There's some grownups here. Fuck you! 68 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:01,250 Guten tag. 69 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:03,167 Hey. What's goin' on, Lance? 70 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:04,235 We got a big problem. 71 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:07,626 Parker's missing. 72 00:03:07,636 --> 00:03:09,584 Like "face on a milk carton" missing, 73 00:03:09,594 --> 00:03:12,375 or "I just don't want to call my wife" missing? 74 00:03:12,385 --> 00:03:15,667 I got a text from him yesterday telling me he wiped out skateboarding. 75 00:03:15,677 --> 00:03:19,000 I call him today to check how he is... kid won't take my calls. 76 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:21,334 We've got a global campaign worth millions, 77 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:23,875 Coca-Cola's sponsoring him... he can't surf! 78 00:03:23,885 --> 00:03:25,209 He signed a contract. 79 00:03:25,219 --> 00:03:28,042 We've got commercials, banners, soda cans, 80 00:03:28,052 --> 00:03:29,626 but he's gotta fucking surf. 81 00:03:29,636 --> 00:03:32,334 The whole deal is predicated on the kid fucking surfing 82 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:34,334 at the fucking Classic. 83 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:38,167 Does he typically abandon you in times of crisis like this? 84 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:39,708 We got like a father-son relationship, 85 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,228 except he'd like a different father, I'd like a different son. 86 00:03:42,239 --> 00:03:44,167 - It's complex. - JOE: Let us intervene. 87 00:03:44,177 --> 00:03:46,270 We are uniquely qualified to deal with very talented 88 00:03:46,281 --> 00:03:47,374 and delinquent people. 89 00:03:47,385 --> 00:03:49,626 Because he's talented, and I'm delinquent. 90 00:03:49,636 --> 00:03:52,167 That's not a bad idea, because if I catch up with him, 91 00:03:52,177 --> 00:03:54,334 that surfboard is going up his ass. 92 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,751 We got you. Just do what I do before big games. 93 00:03:56,761 --> 00:03:58,042 What's that? 94 00:03:58,052 --> 00:04:00,083 Bang my head against a fuckin' locker. 95 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:02,917 I love moving day! Especially with you, babe. 96 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:04,209 - Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:06,875 That goes through there, in the master. 98 00:04:06,885 --> 00:04:09,542 Oh, fellas, that's going to the master, too. 99 00:04:09,552 --> 00:04:11,833 Wrong. That goes in the guesthouse with TTD. 100 00:04:11,844 --> 00:04:13,501 - TTD: Yes! - What T need with that? 101 00:04:13,511 --> 00:04:15,375 That's a $40,000 mattress! 102 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,000 Let a nigger rest in comfort. 103 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,875 You gonna rest in peace, you keep talkin'. 104 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,417 If you really think that shit 105 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,334 that you fucked all your little ho's on 106 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:24,709 is coming into my bedroom, you lost your mind. 107 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:26,375 In all fairness to Rick, 108 00:04:26,385 --> 00:04:28,292 I never saw him with another girl on that bed 109 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,917 - till he met you, Amber. - TTD? Shut the fuck up. 110 00:04:30,927 --> 00:04:33,917 I mean, that's nobody before you, babe. 111 00:04:33,927 --> 00:04:37,000 That's as accurate as me saying there was nobody before you. 112 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,292 But you best know there's no one after me. 113 00:04:39,302 --> 00:04:40,667 You damn right. 114 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:42,584 And I don't want nor need anybody else, 115 00:04:42,594 --> 00:04:44,042 so you know what, TT, 116 00:04:44,052 --> 00:04:45,584 mattress is yours. 117 00:04:45,594 --> 00:04:48,094 Oh, yeah! You know I'm gonna take care of it. 118 00:04:48,105 --> 00:04:50,833 - Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. - So disgusting. 119 00:04:50,843 --> 00:04:52,941 - Can you even see your dick? - (PHONE RINGING) 120 00:04:52,952 --> 00:04:54,875 TTD: I can see it when I pull it out. 121 00:04:54,885 --> 00:04:58,250 Spencer, babe. I gotta take this. 122 00:04:58,260 --> 00:04:59,761 Where you goin' with my cereal? 123 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,584 Don't pitch me on Cleveland, 124 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:06,292 'cause at this point I just might take that shit, J. 125 00:05:06,302 --> 00:05:08,250 JASON: No. I have an inspired idea. 126 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:09,833 I just need your approval first. 127 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,875 All right, good. Lay it on me. 128 00:05:11,885 --> 00:05:13,459 How about I call our boy at the Rams? 129 00:05:13,469 --> 00:05:16,417 Shit, I don't know about that. 130 00:05:16,427 --> 00:05:18,958 Chuck is not gonna go to bat for me 131 00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:20,459 after what happened in Miami. 132 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:21,833 Buddy, the past is the past. 133 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,542 If he wants to be a great GM, 134 00:05:23,552 --> 00:05:25,042 then he needs to be opportunistic. 135 00:05:25,052 --> 00:05:27,626 Let's hope he has short-term memory loss. 136 00:05:27,636 --> 00:05:29,167 You're not a charity case. 137 00:05:29,177 --> 00:05:31,594 You'd fit perfectly into their offense. 138 00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:36,375 - I'm not looking for a handout. - We're not begging. 139 00:05:36,385 --> 00:05:38,413 We're gonna call him up, like gentleman. 140 00:05:38,424 --> 00:05:39,459 Like dons. 141 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:43,709 You always know what to say, don't you, Jason? 142 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:46,000 All right. But you make the call. 143 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:49,334 I'm trying to keep some distance between me and rejection, baby. 144 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:50,636 You got it, buddy. 145 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,242 SPENCER: Dealing with this shit is just like dealing with Sizz or Ricky. 146 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,921 JOE: That's why you're gonna be great at it. 147 00:05:59,932 --> 00:06:01,250 I love your optimism, buddy. 148 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,375 It's not optimism. That's reality, pal. 149 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:05,334 This is what you were put on the planet to do. 150 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:07,250 I have football pumpin' through my veins. 151 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:09,292 That's what we should be focusing on. 152 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:13,000 - Yeah. We'll do that after we... - (PHONE CHIMING) 153 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:14,626 One second. 154 00:06:14,636 --> 00:06:15,875 Hello. 155 00:06:15,885 --> 00:06:17,875 Spencer. Jayda Crawford. 156 00:06:17,885 --> 00:06:20,000 Jayda. Jayda... 157 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,542 Jason Antolotti's friend? 158 00:06:22,552 --> 00:06:24,334 Quincy Crawford's mom? 159 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:26,751 Ah! That Jayda. 160 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,875 - Yes. How are you? - I'm great, thanks. 161 00:06:28,885 --> 00:06:32,250 I spoke to Jason, and I really appreciate you offering 162 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,875 to set aside some time to meet with me. 163 00:06:34,885 --> 00:06:37,833 Of course. Any friend of Jason is a friend of mine. 164 00:06:37,843 --> 00:06:39,875 Nice to be referred to as more than "Q's mom." 165 00:06:39,885 --> 00:06:41,501 I bet it is, 166 00:06:41,511 --> 00:06:43,709 but trust me, you haven't seen anything yet, Jayda. 167 00:06:43,719 --> 00:06:45,125 Nothing surprises me anymore. 168 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:46,375 I'm gonna be up 169 00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:48,501 in your neck of the woods later today. 170 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:50,709 What's your evening looking like? 171 00:06:50,719 --> 00:06:53,042 Wide open. 172 00:06:53,052 --> 00:06:56,917 How about we meet at the Viceroy for drinks, 7:00 p.m.? 173 00:06:56,927 --> 00:06:59,334 Perfect. See ya then. 174 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:01,292 Ciao. 175 00:07:01,302 --> 00:07:03,584 (LAUGHING) 176 00:07:03,594 --> 00:07:06,209 Did you just fucking say "Ciao"? 177 00:07:06,219 --> 00:07:10,375 - Goddamn, I did, didn't I? - Yes, you did! Holy shit! 178 00:07:10,385 --> 00:07:15,000 Wow. Listen, are you thinking about messing with that high school kid? 179 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:16,275 Come on. You know me. 180 00:07:16,286 --> 00:07:18,209 Yeah, I know you better than you know yourself. 181 00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:20,042 You can't resist temptation. 182 00:07:20,052 --> 00:07:23,042 All right, I promise you I'm gonna steer clear of that kid, OK? 183 00:07:23,052 --> 00:07:24,417 OK. 184 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,917 Even though he is once in a generation. 185 00:07:26,927 --> 00:07:28,219 SPENCER: Aw, fuck. 186 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,667 Oh, shit. Another hook. 187 00:07:31,677 --> 00:07:34,083 Can you pass me another ball, please? 188 00:07:34,093 --> 00:07:36,000 (PHONE CHIMING) 189 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,042 Actually, act like a real boyfriend 190 00:07:38,052 --> 00:07:39,751 and put it on the fuckin' tee for me. 191 00:07:39,761 --> 00:07:41,751 (CHIMING) 192 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,375 Charles. How's life 193 00:07:43,385 --> 00:07:45,375 - on the high perch? - Stressful. 194 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:47,250 Very stressful. And it only just begun. 195 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,584 You sound like a lifer already. 196 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,375 Good news. I got just the thing that's gonna 197 00:07:52,385 --> 00:07:56,584 - lower your blood pressure. - Fantastic. I'm all ears. 198 00:07:56,594 --> 00:08:00,250 Goff tore it up last year, but he needs another weapon. 199 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:03,833 - I got just the guy for you. - Really. Who you got? 200 00:08:03,843 --> 00:08:05,751 The one and only Ricky Jerret. 201 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:06,792 No siree. 202 00:08:06,802 --> 00:08:08,667 You ever heard that phrase 203 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,792 "Fool me once, shame on you, 204 00:08:10,802 --> 00:08:13,125 fool me twice, go fuck yourself"? 205 00:08:13,135 --> 00:08:15,459 - That's this. - Look, I feel you, 206 00:08:15,469 --> 00:08:17,292 but don't stand on ceremony. 207 00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:19,667 The guy's a great value, he's got plenty of tread left, 208 00:08:19,677 --> 00:08:21,542 and, don't tell him I told you this, 209 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:23,958 but I could probably get you a friends and family discount. 210 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:26,958 Oh, OK. You know what? I'll think about it, then. 211 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:28,958 Just for you, though. Not for him. 212 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:30,792 Good lookin' out, big guy. 213 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,958 Talk to you soon. Bye. 214 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:36,875 Hey, can you get me another basket of fuckin' balls? 215 00:08:36,885 --> 00:08:38,250 Sorry, babe. 216 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:41,292 Are you really considering signing Ricky? 217 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,427 Hell, no. 218 00:08:43,968 --> 00:08:45,167 Not for nothin', 219 00:08:45,177 --> 00:08:46,667 but I'm a pretty good listener. 220 00:08:46,677 --> 00:08:49,709 - What? - If you want to talk, or... 221 00:08:49,719 --> 00:08:52,167 In case you haven't noticed, I'm not much of a talker. 222 00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:53,751 You just need to listen to Parker. 223 00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:54,819 OK. (SIGHS) 224 00:08:58,010 --> 00:08:59,448 (JIGGLES DOORKNOB) 225 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:00,917 What the fuck?! What are you doing?! 226 00:09:00,927 --> 00:09:02,375 Never announce yourself 227 00:09:02,385 --> 00:09:04,000 when the perp is on the run. 228 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,417 I don't know if this is the best way 229 00:09:06,427 --> 00:09:09,958 to introduce ourselves to the SoCal surf community. 230 00:09:09,968 --> 00:09:11,677 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 231 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:23,083 Yo, I think two bald guys just broke into your crib. 232 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:25,501 Dudes, you ever hear of a doorbell? 233 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:27,584 My bad. Uh, ding-dong. 234 00:09:27,594 --> 00:09:30,334 Damn. That was a real G move. 235 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:33,408 - We're Lance's new partners. - Bosses. Technically. 236 00:09:33,419 --> 00:09:36,042 I seen your pic around, big man. I know who you are. 237 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:37,833 Grab a drink or smoke or something. 238 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,833 - We'd love to. - Eh, yeah. 239 00:09:39,843 --> 00:09:41,751 Did you make sure the bottle's not too hot? 240 00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:43,042 Yes, Daddy. 241 00:09:43,052 --> 00:09:44,917 You gave her six ounces, right? 242 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:47,584 Of course, man. I wouldn't cheat her out of her lunch. 243 00:09:47,594 --> 00:09:50,709 Plus the doctor said there's no such thing as overfeeding her right now 244 00:09:50,719 --> 00:09:52,667 as long as it's breast milk. 245 00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:55,375 Don't be thinking about using them chubby titties of yours. 246 00:09:55,385 --> 00:09:57,288 Are you gentlemen looking for something special? 247 00:09:57,299 --> 00:09:58,431 Yeah, we are. 248 00:09:58,442 --> 00:10:00,459 We're not a couple, if that what you're thinking. 249 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,958 I'm hetero as fuck... and available. 250 00:10:03,968 --> 00:10:06,083 You want me to post that somewhere for you? 251 00:10:06,093 --> 00:10:08,167 Throwin' shade. I like that. 252 00:10:08,177 --> 00:10:10,042 That's the one Bubba Watson uses, right? 253 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:11,489 Won the Masters wearing it. 254 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,125 What you think, T? You think they'll let me play with a Chrono? 255 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,709 I'm gonna say a big "fuck no." 256 00:10:15,719 --> 00:10:17,292 Besides, you're retired anyway. 257 00:10:17,302 --> 00:10:19,048 We'll see what Chuck gotta say about that. 258 00:10:19,059 --> 00:10:22,277 Ha! You got a better chance of playing for Belichick again. 259 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,249 Why is it every time shit goes bad, it's an "I," 260 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:26,167 but when shit is poppin', it's "we" again? 261 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:29,209 I don't know, but we should do something nice for Chuck. 262 00:10:29,219 --> 00:10:31,417 Send him something to welcome him to L.A. 263 00:10:31,427 --> 00:10:34,083 Congratulation him on his new job. 264 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:36,751 Finally opened your mouth and something good comes out. 265 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,083 All right, so what we gonna do? 266 00:10:38,093 --> 00:10:39,917 Depends on how bad you want the job. 267 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:42,728 That's like asking a Death Row inmate if he craves parole. 268 00:10:42,739 --> 00:10:45,083 This one says, "Please hire me." 269 00:10:45,093 --> 00:10:47,209 Do we get a deal if we buy two? 270 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,417 Can you focus, please? 271 00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:51,917 This is nice. Box this up, ship it to him. 272 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,751 Say it's from both of us. Thank you. 273 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:56,292 Just need your credit card. 274 00:10:56,302 --> 00:10:57,302 Yeah! 275 00:11:01,385 --> 00:11:03,459 Oh, no, no, no, no. I get high on life. 276 00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:06,875 If you're trying to build a bond between us, you're failin', man. 277 00:11:06,885 --> 00:11:08,584 Come on, Joe, let's take a hit. 278 00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:11,542 All right. Big Man says take a hit, 279 00:11:11,552 --> 00:11:13,636 Little Man takes a hit. 280 00:11:19,594 --> 00:11:22,375 (COUGHING) Holy fuck! 281 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:25,459 That's the force of Skywalker, brah. 282 00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:26,792 No shit, huh? 283 00:11:26,802 --> 00:11:29,459 Ooh! May the Force be with you, pal. 284 00:11:29,469 --> 00:11:30,917 All right. 285 00:11:30,927 --> 00:11:32,792 Well, I don't get high when I work. 286 00:11:32,802 --> 00:11:33,843 There you go. 287 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:39,000 So what's the problem with Lance, and how can we help? 288 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,833 Yeah. I mean, we love Lance. 289 00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:43,334 He's a weasel who's only in it for himself. 290 00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,833 - Yeah. Weasel, brah. - That's a little harsh. 291 00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:47,167 JOE: Yeah, a little bit. 292 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:48,501 Especially since he landed you 293 00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,501 that massively awesome Coke deal. 294 00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:52,344 For who, Coke? 295 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:55,334 That's the problem. 296 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:57,177 Let me show you something real quick. 297 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,542 This is the Coke campaign we did down on the beach. 298 00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:04,667 You see, this... 299 00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:07,167 is what the ad lackeys turned it into. 300 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:08,833 Looks like a dope image to me. 301 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:10,375 Yeah, if my skin were that color. 302 00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:12,177 What? Give me that thing! 303 00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:15,334 I don't see a big difference. 304 00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,125 Maybe you color blind. 305 00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:19,833 You're also not gonna pretend to be somebody you're not. 306 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:22,833 Right on. Look, I'm proud to be a black man. 307 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,626 I just don't want to be the Great Black Hope. 308 00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:27,875 You feel me? I just want to be one of the boys, 309 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:32,167 not a "black" surfer, but the greatest surfer. Ever. 310 00:12:32,177 --> 00:12:34,958 Right? I'm from Laguna, you feel me? Not the hood. 311 00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:38,167 If they want to market me, they gotta do it for real. 312 00:12:38,177 --> 00:12:40,292 I don't want to be Obama, bro. 313 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,459 JOE: I gotta stop you right there, son. 314 00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:44,125 You don't want to be Obama. 315 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:45,875 That's... I'm fucked... I don't... 316 00:12:45,885 --> 00:12:47,674 - Don't you want to be Obama? - Joe. Joe. 317 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:48,856 - Hey. - JOE: I would. 318 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,524 I understand where you're comin' from. 319 00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:53,417 What happens if I'm a no-show at this tourney tomorrow? 320 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:55,917 Coke has you under contract, and you would be in breach. 321 00:12:55,927 --> 00:12:58,542 Can they sue me or something? 322 00:12:58,552 --> 00:13:01,874 We get sued all the time. We're getting sued left and right. 323 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:04,056 I mean, I'll go so far as to say that 324 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,924 you're not a man until you've been sued. 325 00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:10,375 And divorced. And accused of at least one homicide. 326 00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:12,667 (LAUGHS) No more Skywalker for this guy. 327 00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:16,000 Look, I would just want you to do what feels right. 328 00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:19,584 - Yeah. - JOE: Right is m-might. 329 00:13:19,594 --> 00:13:20,802 Right is... 330 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,093 might? 331 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,042 All right, fellas. 332 00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:30,792 In anticipation of this upcoming draft and pending free agency, 333 00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:33,167 I wanted to take this time to outline our approach. 334 00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:35,958 It's gonna be a little bit different than it's been in other years, 335 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:38,751 because this year, we gonna steal from the past 336 00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:41,083 and combine it with the future. 337 00:13:41,093 --> 00:13:42,917 Like Eastern and Western medicine. 338 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:45,958 Like colonoscopies and acupuncture. 339 00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:48,167 - (LAUGHTER) - Settle down now. 340 00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:50,626 All I'm saying is, I want us to be different. 341 00:13:50,636 --> 00:13:52,667 But most of all I want us to think different. 342 00:13:53,285 --> 00:13:55,417 - Wasn't that an Apple commercial? - Exactly. 343 00:13:55,427 --> 00:13:57,658 And now they possess the world's biggest market cap. 344 00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:59,958 (WHISPERS) You're losing them. Get to the football part. 345 00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:02,751 All right, so, we're gonna focus on value. 346 00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:06,167 And here comes the Moneyball pitch. 347 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:09,792 I'm happy with where we are defensively, personnel-wise. 348 00:14:09,802 --> 00:14:12,958 So we're gonna continue to focus on the offensive side of the ball. 349 00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:14,626 Goff's come into his own... 350 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,250 so let's get Goff a comfort blanket. 351 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,626 You know, somebody like a Whitten or a Gronk. 352 00:14:20,636 --> 00:14:23,292 - Gives McVay more flexibility. - Exactly. 353 00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:25,917 I also want to look into finding another possession receiver. 354 00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:28,459 Be really nice to find somebody who can work the slot, 355 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:29,833 like Doug Baldwin. 356 00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:31,459 Ricky Jerret. 357 00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,000 Excuse me? 358 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,209 Word on the street is, 359 00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:35,751 he's considering un-retiring. 360 00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:38,584 I worked with him in Green Bay. I like him. 361 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:41,833 That's a good idea. He'd be cheap as dirt, too. 362 00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:45,334 Yeah. Coach McVay has expressed interest in Kisan Teague. 363 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,000 - Um, he's a running back. - I'm aware, 364 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:50,083 and Coach wants to move him to the slot. 365 00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,167 Jerret's a great value. 366 00:14:52,177 --> 00:14:53,833 And he's got experience. 367 00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:55,833 Yeah, but is he still in shape? 368 00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:57,958 I mean, you know, have his skills deteriorated? 369 00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:00,167 Only one way to find out. 370 00:15:00,177 --> 00:15:02,083 Put him through the paces. 371 00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:04,792 Work him out. 372 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,459 Thank you guys for coming, 373 00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,042 but where are the Coke peeps at? 374 00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:10,250 They couldn't make it on such short notice. 375 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,042 We're Samuels, Harris & Hartwick, 376 00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:14,542 the agency handling their account. 377 00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:18,501 - SHH. - (JOE GIGGLING) 378 00:15:18,511 --> 00:15:19,677 Shh! 379 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,917 Like "shh." 380 00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:24,459 That's the name of your firm, right? 381 00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:26,167 - That's right. - That's what you said? 382 00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:29,083 I'm the "S," from Samuels. Founding partner. 383 00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:34,042 - (LOUD CLATTER) - I got it. Sorry. 384 00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:35,459 Coca-Cola empowers us. 385 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,334 They leave the granular details to me, 386 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,209 if you have any questions. 387 00:15:39,219 --> 00:15:40,875 Or concerns. I... 388 00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:44,501 Sorry. I didn't know there was a meeting scheduled today. 389 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,792 We came and looked for you. 390 00:15:45,802 --> 00:15:49,709 Well, I was in my floatation tank, you needed only to rap on the lid. 391 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:51,301 Is there something wrong with your eyes? 392 00:15:51,312 --> 00:15:53,542 Let me jump into this really quickly, guys. 393 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:56,417 We're aware that Parker's image has been manipulated. 394 00:15:56,427 --> 00:15:59,083 It wasn't manipulated. It was finished. 395 00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:01,302 Splitting hairs did not save the rabbit. 396 00:16:02,719 --> 00:16:04,125 Either way, 397 00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,875 this is not an accurate representation of Parker. 398 00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:08,417 We disagree. 399 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,083 I don't have a fucking clue what you Aryans 400 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:12,751 are chatting about right now. 401 00:16:12,761 --> 00:16:15,958 They changed the skin tone of Parker to fit this campaign, 402 00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:17,833 Lance, and it's not cool. 403 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:21,584 It's a couple of shades, from caramel to beige. 404 00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,751 Does your client know about this? 405 00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:27,958 Our client has no clue what shade Parker is, was, or will be. 406 00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,584 We could make him Oompa Loompa orange. 407 00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:32,792 - (LAUGHS) - We like how Parker looks. 408 00:16:32,802 --> 00:16:34,334 Actually, we love it. 409 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:38,626 Guys, you are selling Parker based off his race. 410 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:40,584 I won't deny race is a component. 411 00:16:40,594 --> 00:16:42,459 A black surfer is very unique. 412 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,542 Parker is his own individual for sure, 413 00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:46,292 but take it from me, a man of color 414 00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:48,125 who lives and works in a white world, 415 00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:50,792 sometimes we just want to be recognized for our talents. 416 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:52,048 I wouldn't want to be called 417 00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,676 "The best Caucasian money manger in the world." 418 00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:56,626 That would really bum me out. 419 00:16:56,636 --> 00:17:00,125 I think we can sidebar this for a little while, shall we? 420 00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:03,042 SHH and Coca-Cola put a lot of time 421 00:17:03,052 --> 00:17:05,559 and a lot of resources into this brilliant campaign, 422 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,584 and I think we should really respect their efforts. 423 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,334 This campaign will make Parker a household name. 424 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:14,626 And he'll only benefit from his association with Coke. 425 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,334 Let me be clear with you guys. 426 00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,250 You're gonna change Parker's skin tone 427 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,083 back to its original fuckin' color, 428 00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:23,833 and I'm sure your client Coke won't think it's too granular. 429 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,125 It's too late. 430 00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:28,917 Then maybe you don't count on Parker showing up tomorrow. 431 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,209 ASM recently acquired Sports X. 432 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,417 That makes you equally liable. 433 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,000 LANCE: Oh! OK, then, nobody's suing anybody. 434 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,833 Parker will be out there on them waves tomorrow, 435 00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,751 brown as you like, carbonated if you want, 436 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,833 or I'll legally change my name 437 00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:48,000 to Lance "Fuck Me in the Ass" Klians. 438 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:51,542 OK? So why don't we have a quick chat outside. 439 00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:54,584 Do excuse us for a moment while we handle 440 00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:56,885 this obviously delicate issue. 441 00:17:58,302 --> 00:18:00,052 Sorry. Excuse me. 442 00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:03,042 Guys, what the fuck?! 443 00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:05,334 I'm the brains and the charisma. 444 00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,250 You're the face and torso, evidently, 445 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,042 and Joe, you cut the checks. 446 00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:11,626 Now we're all clear about our respective roles, 447 00:18:11,636 --> 00:18:13,417 we can move on perhaps, yeah? 448 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,417 Because this deal long precedes your tenure with Sports X. 449 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:18,614 Don't shit in the apple cart! 450 00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,278 I don't give a fuck about the apple cart. 451 00:18:20,289 --> 00:18:22,333 All I care about is doing the right fuckin' thing. 452 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:25,417 - It's how we're wired. - Well, not always. 453 00:18:25,427 --> 00:18:27,375 But no, most of the time. 454 00:18:27,385 --> 00:18:29,556 Have you got any idea 455 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,208 how many hours I've sunk into this deal with Coca-Cola? 456 00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,875 They're one of the most recognizable brands in the world. 457 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:37,000 We need 'em, and others like 'em. 458 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:40,250 We can't fuck this up 'cause you're acting like a couple of amateurs. 459 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,751 If Parker don't show tomorrow, 460 00:18:41,761 --> 00:18:43,833 that's $3 million flushed down the toilet, 461 00:18:43,843 --> 00:18:45,958 2 million of which belongs to us, 462 00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,667 by the fucking way. 463 00:18:47,677 --> 00:18:49,751 And all because some 19-year-old surf diva 464 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,626 don't like the lighting in a fuckin' advert? 465 00:18:51,636 --> 00:18:53,542 Come on. I've got news for you. 466 00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:56,885 You turn out the lights, we're all fucking pitch-black. 467 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,375 - Whoa. - Strasmore, 468 00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:02,250 don't get precious about that kid. 469 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,292 It ain't about talent no more. 470 00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:05,875 The world has changed. 471 00:19:05,885 --> 00:19:07,709 If you look at that poster, 472 00:19:07,719 --> 00:19:10,219 it hasn't changed enough for me. 473 00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,761 Nothing to add. 474 00:19:25,427 --> 00:19:26,594 All right. 475 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,792 - Spencer Strasmore? - Jayda, you found me. 476 00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:33,792 Well, you're hard to miss. 477 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,792 Well, you have quite the presence yourself. 478 00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:38,042 You need to when you're a public defender. 479 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,042 Can't have a thin skin, either. 480 00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:42,459 I can imagine. Would you like a drink? 481 00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:44,459 Don Julio Blanco, rocks, please. 482 00:19:44,469 --> 00:19:47,083 Oh. I like your choice. 483 00:19:47,093 --> 00:19:49,042 It's been one of those weeks. 484 00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:51,042 Amen. I feel ya. 485 00:19:51,052 --> 00:19:54,042 Jason tells me that I should treat you like family. 486 00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,958 He's sweet. Did he tell you that we went to law school together? 487 00:19:56,968 --> 00:19:58,250 No. 488 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,250 He parlayed his degree into millions, 489 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:03,209 and I'm just trying to save the world one perp at a time. 490 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:05,875 (LAUGHS) Well, both very noble pursuits. 491 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:09,000 I want Quincy to find a school that checks all the boxes. 492 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:12,250 If he has to go, I want him to exit 493 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,501 more evolved than when he entered. 494 00:20:14,511 --> 00:20:17,292 - So what are the rules? - NCAA says there's rules, 495 00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:18,833 but really it's just hypocrisy. 496 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,125 Who's watching out for the kids then? 497 00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:23,958 Well, the parents. But a lot of times that's not even the case. 498 00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,672 Well, that sounds perverse. 499 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,875 Look, I've seen your son play, and he's pretty special. 500 00:20:27,885 --> 00:20:29,459 He's gonna kill it anywhere he goes. 501 00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:32,843 He's a rare one. You did good. 502 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,833 So, how do I manage this whole situation? 503 00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:40,667 You know the expression "The clothes make the man"? 504 00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,501 Yeah, I'm lookin' at it. 505 00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:47,209 Well, in this case, you know, 506 00:20:47,219 --> 00:20:49,501 these institutions are gonna want you to think 507 00:20:49,511 --> 00:20:51,833 that they will define your son's career, 508 00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:53,833 but the truth is, Quincy is so talented 509 00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:57,334 anywhere he goes, he's gonna define that institution. 510 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,375 Well, that sounds great, 511 00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:02,459 but he's never gonna take advice from his mother. 512 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,709 So, would you do me a favor and talk to him? 513 00:21:04,719 --> 00:21:07,083 I would love to, Jayda, but I can't. 514 00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:09,833 It goes against the rules of my NFL registration. 515 00:21:09,843 --> 00:21:11,792 But I'm here... for you. 516 00:21:11,802 --> 00:21:14,083 Talking, text... whatever you need. 517 00:21:14,093 --> 00:21:17,584 - I may take you up on that. - Great. 518 00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:20,501 TTD: Surf Classic's today. Think we should check it out? 519 00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:22,417 That's that surfboard invite we got? 520 00:21:22,427 --> 00:21:23,626 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Yeah. 521 00:21:23,636 --> 00:21:25,292 Thinking about giving it a try. 522 00:21:25,302 --> 00:21:26,751 Don't. 523 00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:28,501 I don't even know why I try with you, man. 524 00:21:28,511 --> 00:21:30,375 No balance. 525 00:21:30,385 --> 00:21:32,917 - TTD: What up, Chuck? - CHARLES: What's happenin'? 526 00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:35,209 Thank you for the "Welcome to L.A." watch. 527 00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:37,083 Just glad it fit your big-ass wrist. 528 00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:39,751 Chuck. You trollin' the neighborhood? 529 00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:41,083 Ha! Not exactly. 530 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:44,083 Hell of a hood, though. Damn, what a house! 531 00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:46,584 Be great to get me and the missus something like this one day. 532 00:21:46,594 --> 00:21:50,250 They're selling one four doors down. It's for sale. 12.5. 533 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:51,875 Oh, that's all, 12.5? 534 00:21:51,885 --> 00:21:54,167 Little out of my price range. 535 00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:56,250 Not if you make the right decisions, G.M. 536 00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:58,209 - They make bank nowadays. - Yeah. 537 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:01,542 It's funny you say that. That's why I'm here. 538 00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:03,417 This is business? 539 00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:06,167 - Jason didn't mention it? - Nah. 540 00:22:06,177 --> 00:22:08,501 - Not a peep. - Huh. 541 00:22:08,511 --> 00:22:12,292 Hey, man, how's your head feelin' lately? 542 00:22:12,302 --> 00:22:14,917 My head? Just a memory, baby. 543 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:18,292 All right. I wanted to talk to you about playing again. 544 00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,723 And since the last time me and you went down that road 545 00:22:20,734 --> 00:22:23,556 things got a little funky between us, I wanted to come do it in person. 546 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:25,417 Shit, man, it's all good. 547 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,000 And if I do come back, I want to be like Marshawn Lynch, 548 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:29,709 you know, be in the right situation. 549 00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:31,958 So if we talkin' about playin' in Cali, with you, 550 00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:35,292 - then I'm interested. - Great. I'm interested, too. 551 00:22:35,302 --> 00:22:37,542 Could be great for Goff. You seen this kid throw? 552 00:22:37,552 --> 00:22:39,083 Got good pocket presence, too. 553 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,626 - He's good. - Ooh. 554 00:22:40,636 --> 00:22:42,709 But I'm new with this whole GM thing, 555 00:22:42,719 --> 00:22:46,007 and I like to do my homework, so I can't be playing favorites. 556 00:22:46,018 --> 00:22:47,038 Favorites? 557 00:22:47,049 --> 00:22:49,652 Yeah, that's why I wanted to come down here and speak to you face-to-face, 558 00:22:49,663 --> 00:22:51,125 so there'd be no misunderstanding. 559 00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:53,250 Because in order for this whole thing to happen, 560 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:55,958 - I'm gonna need to see you work out. - You need to see me work out? 561 00:22:55,968 --> 00:22:58,000 - Like I'm a walk-on? - You got a problem with that? 562 00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,417 I ain't got a problem with workin' out. 563 00:22:59,427 --> 00:23:01,116 You do got a problem with it. I can see it. 564 00:23:01,127 --> 00:23:02,917 I got a problem with workin' out. Yeah, you right. 565 00:23:02,927 --> 00:23:04,792 See that? OK. You know what? 566 00:23:04,802 --> 00:23:06,833 I'm gonna take my poppy seed bagels and go. 567 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,667 Don't forget your cream cheese. 568 00:23:08,677 --> 00:23:10,885 This was our cream cheese, Ricky! 569 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,917 I thought you wanted the damn job. 570 00:23:16,927 --> 00:23:19,344 You're gonna need a new job in a second. 571 00:23:21,052 --> 00:23:24,584 (MUSIC PLAYING) 572 00:23:24,594 --> 00:23:27,667 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Huntington Beach, California. 573 00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:30,250 It's finals day at the Surf Classic. 574 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:31,917 I am your voice, and today, 575 00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:34,209 we are gonna crown our champion, 576 00:23:34,219 --> 00:23:36,260 as we go right to live action. 577 00:23:42,052 --> 00:23:43,501 Calm down. 578 00:23:43,511 --> 00:23:45,584 Jesus. Fuck, I am calm. 579 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:47,459 On the inside I'm calm. 580 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,501 We support our guys, we fight to the death, 581 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,125 and we let our guys make their own choices. 582 00:23:52,135 --> 00:23:53,417 Our fate is our fate. 583 00:23:53,427 --> 00:23:55,167 Yeah, yeah. That's great. 584 00:23:55,177 --> 00:23:57,459 Sometimes, I swear to God, honestly, 585 00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,250 I would give my left nut 586 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,542 to be a chubby, Third-World fascist dictator, 587 00:24:02,552 --> 00:24:04,042 not give anybody any options. 588 00:24:04,052 --> 00:24:06,709 LANCE: Oh! Ha ha ha! 589 00:24:06,719 --> 00:24:08,000 JOE: What's he so happy about? 590 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:10,000 Ah, there we go. 591 00:24:10,010 --> 00:24:12,667 JOE: Oh, look at that. Wearing the Coke hat. 592 00:24:12,677 --> 00:24:16,917 (LAUGHS) Top o' the mornin' to you pair of ugly pricks! 593 00:24:16,927 --> 00:24:19,542 Thank God the boy has got more brains than you, eh? 594 00:24:19,552 --> 00:24:20,792 (GRUNTS) 595 00:24:20,802 --> 00:24:22,167 And we know he's got more talent. 596 00:24:22,177 --> 00:24:23,375 Don't we? 597 00:24:23,385 --> 00:24:25,751 Let's see if he brought it. 598 00:24:25,761 --> 00:24:28,594 - Still overdressed. - Overdressed? 599 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:35,260 (MUSIC PLAYING) 600 00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:55,469 (MUSIC, NO DIALOGUE) 601 00:24:58,636 --> 00:25:01,177 (ROCK SONG, LYRICS INDISTINCT) 602 00:25:21,552 --> 00:25:24,292 (CROWD CHEERING) 603 00:25:24,302 --> 00:25:27,542 - SPENCER: Wow. - JOE: Yeah. Perfect wave. 604 00:25:27,552 --> 00:25:28,833 Perfect ride! 605 00:25:28,843 --> 00:25:31,792 And that is a perfect day in our world. 606 00:25:31,802 --> 00:25:33,334 - Beautiful. - Very nice. 607 00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:36,083 (CROWD CHEERING) 608 00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:39,833 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 609 00:25:39,843 --> 00:25:42,511 (FANS CLAMORING) 610 00:25:46,427 --> 00:25:49,833 ANNOUNCER: Third place goes to Lyon Brown! 611 00:25:49,843 --> 00:25:51,885 (CROWD CHEERING) 612 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:56,000 Comrades, good to see you. What a day. 613 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:58,667 ANNOUNCER: In second place, Peter Smith! 614 00:25:58,677 --> 00:26:02,344 Well done. Irrelevant, but well done. 615 00:26:04,427 --> 00:26:06,459 And our champion today, 616 00:26:06,469 --> 00:26:09,958 in first place, Parker Jones! 617 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:12,344 (CROWD CHEERING) 618 00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:16,000 Allah akbar! 619 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:17,552 God is great! 620 00:26:20,802 --> 00:26:22,761 - Whoo! Whoo! - Yeah! 621 00:26:25,427 --> 00:26:27,209 - Yeah! - ♪ Black ♪ 622 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,584 That's right! 623 00:26:28,594 --> 00:26:30,833 ♪ Black on black, black, yeah ♪ 624 00:26:30,843 --> 00:26:32,958 ♪ Hey, OK ♪ 625 00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:34,875 ♪ Black, black, black, black on black ♪ 626 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,792 ♪ Black, my thoughts so black, black, my skin is so black ♪ 627 00:26:37,802 --> 00:26:40,209 He really brought it, huh? 628 00:26:40,219 --> 00:26:42,875 Is it black enough for you now? 629 00:26:42,885 --> 00:26:45,281 ♪ Black, black, black, black ♪ 630 00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:47,559 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 631 00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:50,209 ♪ My thoughts so black, black, my skin is so black ♪ 632 00:26:50,219 --> 00:26:52,000 ♪ I'm rockin' all black Everything is black ♪ 633 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,875 ♪ Black rims on these black wheels ♪ 634 00:26:53,885 --> 00:26:55,917 ♪ In this black whip with this black bitch ♪ 635 00:26:55,927 --> 00:26:58,083 ♪ I'm so black on black on black on black on black ♪ 636 00:26:58,093 --> 00:27:00,042 ♪ Aye, black out the coupe ♪ 637 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,000 ♪ Hop out the roof when I run into you ♪ 638 00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:03,584 ♪ Thoughts black as the dark side of the moon ♪ 639 00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,167 ♪ Won't be no truce ♪ 640 00:27:05,177 --> 00:27:06,917 ♪ At your funeral in an all-black suit ♪ 641 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:08,709 ♪ Couple white girls rocking all-black too ♪ 642 00:27:08,719 --> 00:27:09,958 ♪ Million Man March in the all-black boots ♪ 643 00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:11,792 ♪ Call up the troops ♪ 644 00:27:11,802 --> 00:27:13,875 ♪ Punch you in the mouth, then knock out your tooth ♪ 645 00:27:13,885 --> 00:27:16,667 ♪ Talkin' that shit, nigga, what you gonna do? ♪ 646 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,917 ♪ Back and I'm black and I'm acting brand new ♪ 647 00:27:18,927 --> 00:27:20,875 ♪ Niggas in the back like, "Oh word" ♪ 648 00:27:20,885 --> 00:27:23,417 ♪ Diamonds all black like, "Fuck what ya heard" ♪ 649 00:27:23,427 --> 00:27:25,250 ♪ Spillin' some Hennessey Black on the curb ♪ 650 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,917 ♪ This for the memory of the deceased ♪ 651 00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:28,709 ♪ When I black out I awaken the beast ♪ 652 00:27:28,719 --> 00:27:31,417 ♪ You don't wanna fuck with a nigga like me ♪ 653 00:27:31,427 --> 00:27:33,375 ♪ Bet you never seen a mothafucka so black ♪ 654 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,917 ♪ Nigga, I'm black on black on black on black ♪ 655 00:27:34,927 --> 00:27:36,875 ♪ Black, black, black on black ♪ 656 00:27:36,885 --> 00:27:39,626 ♪ My thoughts so black, black, my skin is so black ♪ 657 00:27:39,636 --> 00:27:41,250 ♪ I'm rockin' that black on black ♪ 658 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,042 ♪ Black rims on these black wheels ♪ 659 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:45,542 ♪ With this black whip With this black bitch ♪ 660 00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:47,427 ♪ Black on black on black on black on ♪ 661 00:27:49,677 --> 00:27:52,042 ♪ Black ♪ 662 00:27:52,052 --> 00:27:53,843 ♪ Black, black, black ♪