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There's a ton of
excitement here in San Francisco
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about this weekend's
owner's meeting.
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Candace just
endorsed a competing offer.
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- What?!
- Turns out it's not Vegas she hates.
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If I quit now,
I control my own destiny.
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I won't be nobody's pawn.
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I'm paying for this thing,
but I will take control.
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We're gonna pass on it, brother.
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So you can keep your money.
Or should I say "dad's money?"
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Truth is maybe you have a
couple of seasons left at best.
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But after that, who are you?
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No offense, man, but I hope you and
your deal fall flat on your ass.
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Join with the other investors,
Spencer. You can't win.
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I'd rather blow up
this whole deal
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than to ever kiss
that motherfucker's ring.
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Are you ready to lay down your
weapons and join a new team?
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- Not a chance in hell.
- That's a damn shame to hear.
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I'm going with the other guys.
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I guess I'll see
you at the showdown.
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Do you know San Francisco
is consistently voted
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one of the happiest
cities in America?
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Yeah? Then why do I feel so
fucking miserable right now?
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Heavy is the head
that wears the crown.
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The only thing I'm wearing
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is a fucking noose
around my neck.
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In the immortal words
of Aaron Rodgers,
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R-E-L-A-X.
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- My God.
- This is not good for my hip.
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We get it, you're in shape.
Fuck you!
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So there's a competing offer,
and they stole our land,
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and they have
the league's blessing,
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and they have
a shit-ton of money.
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Big fucking whoop.
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Competition is the
cornerstone of capitalism,
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and if you can't beat 'em,
fucking join 'em,
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and then you
fuck them over later.
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That's a lesser-known
cornerstone of capitalism.
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Thank you.
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I can't believe with the shit
that Candace put me through,
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she's on board
with another group.
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Man, fuck her. - You gotta suck
up your foolish pride for a second.
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Lean over the plate,
take one for the team.
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I promise it'll only
sting for a second.
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Baseball analogies
don't work on me, Joe.
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Well, if we merge,
we stay in the fight.
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Listen, there's no way that Wayne and
Candace are even gonna cut us in fairly.
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Don't take this as a lack
of confidence, okay,
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but when you stepped
into this world,
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I told you you would have to eat
your hat every now and again.
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Now just seems
like one of those times
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to break out the knife and fork.
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I'm just saying
my idea of our retirement
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didn't involve you settling down
with a kid and Amber in California.
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It's just a visit, T.
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She trying to trap you, man,
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just like Kanye said Amber
Rose did to Wiz Khalifa.
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Both bitches even named Amber.
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- Don't call her no bitch.
- I didn't call her no bitch.
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I'm just saying the bitch
got an ironic name is all.
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Look, a man gotta
take care of his family.
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We're his
fucking family, Dennis!
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I gotta do this, T.
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New England
ain't fucking with me,
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and I ain't chasing
another contract
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until I get my head straight.
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News flash, nigga... your head
ain't never been straight.
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Maybe Amber could change that.
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Or maybe you'll just end up
neck-deep in sour titty milk
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and shitty Pampers, wondering
how the fuck you got there.
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And I ain't gonna be
around to remind you.
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Well, if the Lord
wills it, so be it.
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Now Jesus back in the house?
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You're gonna need him, man.
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That nigga's in love with you.
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- Spencer Strasmore.
- Jesus.
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- What is it, like the third time?
- Fourth.
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Somebody's needy.
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Hey, it's my new
bestie, Spencer.
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You know, it's so flattering
being courted by an ex-NFL star.
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Do you want a piece of this or not?
I'm tired of fucking around.
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I don't take a piece of anything
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unless it's a piece of ass.
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I'll take that
any day of the week.
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What time are you
getting over here?
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Well...
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I'm looking for
a parking space now.
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I should've known
they changed their minds.
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The Chargers don't want
some Dolphins cast-off
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who was probably promoted
too quick anyway.
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I'm sorry that things
didn't pan out for you there,
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but the Rams got a spot open that
they wanna talk to you about.
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Let me guess, equipment manager?
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General manager.
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GM?
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The Chargers didn't even
want me as a assistant.
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No way L.A.
gambles on me.
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No, they're shaking
things up over there.
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They just hired the youngest
coach in league history.
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Theo Epstein was 30 years old
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when he got the Red Sox
their first World Series,
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and then another one
three years later.
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Yeah, then he reversed
the curse in Chicago.
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Cute like you, too.
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I think you and Coach
would click.
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Owner's in San Francisco
for the meeting,
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so they got Mangini
running your interview.
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I stole this from Schneider.
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- Seahawks GM?
- Yeah, he's my boy.
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It covers everything
from handling DUls
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to finding players housing
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to defensive
and offensive schemes.
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- Take it.
- Yeah, but you stole from your friend?
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He left it in the car.
I borrowed it.
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No, I can't grab credit
for another man's work.
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Use it for inspiration
and make it your own.
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- Like a rapper.
- Just read it fast,
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because your meeting's
today in Los Angeles.
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I already booked your ticket.
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So you expect me
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to learn all this
in five hours on the flight?
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You know most of it
already, Charles.
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Besides, you'll be traveling
with an old study buddy.
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You can do it, baby.
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Mr. Anderson.
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Get out of my way.
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Let go.
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- Just hear me out.
- But the deal is dead.
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- Now let go of my fucking bag.
- No!
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Let go of my...
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Look, you can't go yet, okay?
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Julian's coming in to talk.
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I'm sorry, what?
You called my little brother?
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Yeah, Spencer did.
He called your little brother
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because with Wayne gone,
we need the extra firepower.
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My God, you fucking guys.
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Look, we didn't create
this situation.
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We're dealing with it
the way we always do.
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Stop acting like
a bitch-ass little crybaby
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and just talk to your
brother like a fucking man!
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What the... what else
are you gonna do?
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So what, you, like,
Vern's manager?
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I handle his important business,
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like his suspension.
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Four games was
a grave injustice.
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I thought Spencer was the one
that took care of Vernon's thing.
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I handled it. Walked down
there, dropped the truth.
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Next thing that happened, Vern
is out with only two games
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and saved $2 million in salary.
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You the one that
got him that weed deal.
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Should be a legit product.
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We made a lot
of paper endorsing it
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until the league
started tripping.
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When they finally take it off
this banned substance list,
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we're gonna have a foothold.
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I also put us in
on the ground floor
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of this virtual reality company.
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Paying off huge.
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A friend took me to one of them
places to play "Call of Duty."
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The shit gave me "PSTD."
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See, gonna change the way the
game is played and watched.
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And the sex stuff,
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nigga, it's off
the fucking chain.
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I'd rather get laid for real.
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Like I said, you need
anything taken care of,
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I can handle it.
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- How you doing?
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Tired.
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Wayne flew me in
late last night.
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Yeah, well, a secret
weapon never sleeps.
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Well, that wasn't the only thing
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that was keeping me up.
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You really pissed me off.
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I know, and I'm sorry, and...
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And, you know,
look, you know me.
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Right? I like
to put things in boxes
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and then sometimes
I forget about the boxes,
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and then sometimes I leave
them sitting too long,
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and it's... it's
that same old thing, right?
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I gotta get better
at it, I know.
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This isn't the time for that.
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Wayne has known
about us for a while.
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He says it's
a conflict of interest.
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That asshole calls us
a conflict of interest?
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Well, that asshole
put me in a corner office.
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All right, well,
come work with me.
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Yeah, I got a lot
of great things going on.
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It'd be amazing.
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You're gonna lose
this deal, big-time.
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Candace Brewer
is in Wayne's pocket,
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and she has all the influence
Wayne needs to close.
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This is her golden parachute.
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She's stepping down from the
league once this is approved.
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I fucking knew she was dirty.
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Everyone involved in this
needs a fucking bath.
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Everyone.
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I gotta go.
Good luck later.
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Okay.
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Fuck.
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Fucking dirty.
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You need help?
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I need you to shut off
the Jackson 5 concert.
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You just need to loosen up.
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See, you too hung up
on these Xs and Os, fam.
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The key to nailing
a job like this
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is not to say too much,
but don't say too little.
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And how much is too much?
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Pssh, more than you need.
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And how much is too little?
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Not enough.
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Real helpful, Ricky.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Look, well, I'm saying...
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I'm saying you got the talent...
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you got the personality, you
got the passion and the skills.
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Yeah, but I don't have
the experience.
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Well, the only way to get the
experience is to have the experience.
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Take being a dad.
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You got the experience
with that?
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No.
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No, no, save a few books that
Julie gave me that I never read.
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And yet, you're one of the
best dads I've ever seen.
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Those books don't
make a difference.
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It's all about
the love and the instinct,
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just like the game.
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- Hello, big brotha.
- Yeah, okay, hi.
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Spencer's been, wooing me.
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When your boy here drops the foul
language and the name-calling,
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his ideas make sense.
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Well, if you weren't such a
dick-fuck, prick-fuck fuck,
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then maybe we wouldn't
have to call you a name.
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Yeah. Julian's here to help.
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Yeah, help yourself
with the profits.
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- Man, go fuck yourself.
- Go fuck yourself,
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- you little fucking cocksucker.
- Fuck off.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What the fuck?
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That's how you talk
to your own flesh and blood?
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God damn it.
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Man, I've seen
Josh Norman and OBJ
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talk to each other
with more respect.
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- Football guys.
- Go to sleep.
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Hey, you guys are fucking lucky
to still have each other.
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I'd give my right fucking arm
to still have my brother around.
247
00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:47,899
Someone who understands me, someone
I know who I can count on,
248
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,274
who will always be there for me.
249
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,899
Don't piss this away, okay?
250
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,566
Because it's all
gonna be gone one day,
251
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:55,826
and guess what, you'll never
fucking get this back.
252
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,399
Well, I'm not giving up control
253
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,107
for a few extra dollars.
254
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,899
- It's not gonna happen.
- You don't have to, okay?
255
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,982
You guys are gonna share control
of the deal and the stadium
256
00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:08,566
during and after construction.
257
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:11,065
You guys have the chance
to build something beautiful.
258
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,357
Together.
259
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,232
"Andersonville,
260
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,367
a place to bring
your families."
261
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,993
Think of the irony.
262
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:23,034
I do enjoy irony.
263
00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:27,325
So, how do you mooks
fit into all this?
264
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:31,940
- We're the muscle.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,649
I love family,
266
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,441
but if you two don't nail
this presentation,
267
00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:38,107
then none of this
is gonna happen.
268
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,065
And we don't have land
in Las Vegas,
269
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,566
but our competition does.
270
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:44,107
We don't need land in Las Vegas.
271
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,649
Yo, Dex, have a great night.
272
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:49,441
Always do.
273
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,274
Yeah, that's what I heard,
274
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:53,190
and Vern told me
you got a problem.
275
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,065
Yo, you told him?
276
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,899
Man, my bad, bro.
277
00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,232
But Reg, he a good fixer.
278
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:01,733
Ain't nothing to fix.
279
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:04,149
Tape gonna leak and all
hell gonna break loose.
280
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,190
Can I see it?
281
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,733
Nigga, the video.
282
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,701
Let him see, Dex.
He can help.
283
00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:18,742
- Hey, babe, I'm recording.
- You are? Wait, okay.
284
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:21,982
Come over here, Doug.
285
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,940
Man, why I gotta be Doug again?
286
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,482
'Cause I've always
wanted to do him.
287
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,608
- But I'm a Cowboy, baby.
- This is blasphemy.
288
00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:32,524
- Don't break character.
- Why can't I be someone else?
289
00:13:32,584 --> 00:13:34,733
My Obama impression's
pretty tight.
290
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:37,524
Baby, you look so sexy.
291
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,982
- Don't be shy.
- Give me the camera.
292
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:41,784
It's all for you.
293
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,899
I've always wanted to do
the first black quarterback
294
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,899
to win the Super Bowl.
295
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,649
Baby, you've earned it.
296
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,190
Man, go fuck yourselves.
297
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,608
Yo, man, yo... shit.
298
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,774
Listen, man,
don't even sweat this.
299
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,691
- Man, that shit funny.
- It ain't nasty.
300
00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:02,858
I got two words for you...
Kimberly Kardashian.
301
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:06,691
Never even fucking existed before
she smashed Ray J on tape.
302
00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:08,357
Bitch got a what, empire,
303
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,858
a private jet,
and more money than God.
304
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,232
And married to Kanye,
who think he God.
305
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:14,691
"Keeping Up"
is her favorite show.
306
00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:17,858
So if the tape
just so happens to leak,
307
00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:19,118
then we got this.
308
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,076
I guess, man.
309
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,733
My word.
310
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,649
Ricky Jerret.
311
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:35,982
Now I see where
she gets her looks from.
312
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,899
This one's for you, Ma.
313
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,899
Well, it's been a long time
314
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,024
since a man has
bought me flowers.
315
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:44,274
Yeah, I don't believe that.
316
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,858
Is Amber home?
Can I speak to her?
317
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,649
Yeah, sweetie.
318
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:50,159
Amber! Company!
319
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:58,482
Hey.
320
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:02,118
Brought these for you.
321
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,316
I'll take those, yeah.
322
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:07,993
Thank you.
323
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,149
Look,
324
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:19,316
a lot of... a lot of crazy
stuff been going on.
325
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,649
Stuff you don't know about.
326
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,107
Hell, I didn't even know about,
327
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:26,190
but it forced me to drill
down on my priorities.
328
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,982
My priorities are you
and our child.
329
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,159
I know I ain't earned it, but...
330
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,774
can you give me
another chance, Amber?
331
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,034
Please?
332
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:40,868
If you don't kiss him
now, girl, I will.
333
00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:54,774
That feels like a yes.
334
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,399
Of course it's a yes.
335
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,858
- Yes.
- Just so we're clear,
336
00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:00,441
you're dealing with
a brother without a job.
337
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,149
We don't need football.
338
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,524
We got each other.
339
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:05,982
And me.
340
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:10,149
Well, since we got we...
Record me, Mom?
341
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:12,858
Ha, as long as you don't
call me "Mom" again.
342
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:15,200
It's Grandma now.
343
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:17,940
- She liked that one.
- I know...
344
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,482
All right, here we go,
here we go, here we go.
345
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:23,899
What up, y'all?
346
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:27,649
Coach Bill, Tommy Tom,
my receiving crew,
347
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:32,524
my Pats teammates, and all my fans
out there who loved and supported me
348
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:35,357
through my roller coaster
of a career,
349
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,149
I found a new career now.
350
00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:40,566
It don't pay as much,
but the perks are amazing.
351
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,524
So, without further ado,
352
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:46,190
it's time, it's time to hang
up my cleats and my pads
353
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,816
- and start my new life as a father.
- What the fuck?
354
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,691
God bless you all.
355
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:53,284
God bless America.
356
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,149
You know Richard Sherman
came out in the fifth round?
357
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,691
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
358
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:04,566
I figure we get the right back
end playing behind that D-line,
359
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:09,399
pfft, Goff only needs to get us about
17 points a game to make the playoffs.
360
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:11,733
And that's all in the...
The binder you prepared?
361
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:14,024
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Right there.
362
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:16,659
Right there.
Yes, sir.
363
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,316
So, you need all this
364
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:23,617
to tell us that
our secondary is shit?
365
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,316
There's other stuff
in there, too.
366
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:31,024
Like my philosophy
on culture building.
367
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,608
Look, you're obviously
very bright,
368
00:17:34,668 --> 00:17:37,232
and Jason says a lot
of great things about you.
369
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:40,733
But organizationally,
we need more stability,
370
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,107
and, um, my gut's saying that
371
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:46,826
we're probably gonna go
in a different direction.
372
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,993
All right.
Thank you.
373
00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:54,284
Thanks for coming in.
Good luck to you, okay?
374
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,858
You know what? That book
ain't even mine anyway.
375
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,940
But if I had one,
it would say that
376
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,399
the front office
is as much of a team
377
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,608
as the one that we
put out on the field.
378
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:14,482
Now, for me,
379
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,441
I want coaches,
scouts, and players,
380
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:19,149
all that are good teammates.
381
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:21,107
Now, you don't win
in this league
382
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,024
by having the biggest
or fastest athletes
383
00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:24,649
or the highest payroll.
384
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:28,149
You can't time, measure, or put a
price on what's in a man's heart
385
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:30,107
or his passion for the game.
386
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,733
No! No, no, no.
387
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,816
Heart is the reason that I was
able to succeed in this league
388
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,816
as a player and then a scout.
389
00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:39,190
And heart is the same reason
that I know I'll succeed
390
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,774
at bringing the Rams
back to the Super Bowl.
391
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:43,441
Now what you think about that?
392
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,899
I think this is the guy
that I wanted to interview.
393
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,993
- Sit back down.
- Yes, sir.
394
00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:02,816
Take care.
395
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,232
Joe, can you remind me
396
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,566
why the hell
we stayed here again?
397
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,107
To remind ourselves
we're nothing like
398
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,733
those pricks
we're competing against.
399
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:11,524
And I had a Groupon.
400
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,316
I can pretty much
guaran-damn-tee
401
00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:15,649
that they slept a whole hell
of a lot better than we did.
402
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,149
I think I need new hip surgery.
403
00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,940
My plan is working perfectly.
404
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,993
You're better
when you're feisty.
405
00:19:25,626 --> 00:19:27,024
I'd fuck us.
406
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,608
You sure about this?
407
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,024
Yeah, we're sure.
408
00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:32,691
Why you bothering him?
Of course he's sure.
409
00:19:32,751 --> 00:19:35,242
- You're sure you're sure.
- Yes, we're fully sure.
410
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:40,816
Not so sure anymore.
411
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:43,524
Who the fuck's in there,
Dave Chappelle?
412
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,357
Wayne's new money boys.
413
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,316
Well, you better have
your A game.
414
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:50,118
Try not to call
anyone "fuckface."
415
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,399
A regular Laugh Factory
in there?
416
00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:57,940
Wanted to loosen them up for ya.
417
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,024
Broke out some material
from the old improv days.
418
00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:03,982
My stuff holds up.
419
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:06,357
Welcome, Spencer, Joe.
420
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,691
And you must be
the Anderson brothers.
421
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,441
The resemblance is striking.
422
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,649
It's a bad hair day for me.
423
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,118
Please come in.
424
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:18,065
- Hey. Hello.
- Let's do it.
425
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,066
Hey.
426
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:20,982
Should've come with us.
427
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,566
Shame it ends this way.
428
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:25,441
Fuck you.
429
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:28,858
How's that for improv?
430
00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:31,701
Excuse me.
431
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,982
I know you're soiling
the sheets with those guys.
432
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,524
You want a lollipop,
black Kojak?
433
00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,492
So do they.
434
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,733
That was an impressive group.
435
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,316
How about that Wayne Hastings?
436
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:55,149
What a world-class
showman he is.
437
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:58,357
Had a lot of very
exciting things to say.
438
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,649
As we're sure you do, too.
439
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:04,149
We do.
440
00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:07,608
We do, but... but unlike our
competitors who just left the room,
441
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:10,190
we're not here
to... to you
442
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,492
on, um... on the spectacle
of Las Vegas.
443
00:21:15,668 --> 00:21:18,566
No, because contrary
to popular belief,
444
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:24,149
football is not a...
Is not a game of escapism.
445
00:21:24,209 --> 00:21:28,566
I'll tell you why. When Khalil
Mack zeroes in on a quarterback
446
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:31,816
or when Derek Carr
decides to tuck it and run,
447
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,149
I mean, your mind
doesn't go someplace else.
448
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,691
No.
449
00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:38,316
No, you're glued to your
seat and you're waiting,
450
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:40,274
you're waiting for that impact.
451
00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:43,982
And when that collision happens,
you feel it in your bones
452
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:47,274
and you become alive
right where you're at.
453
00:21:47,334 --> 00:21:52,024
I don't give a damn what
the online gambling sites say.
454
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:54,534
Football ain't fantasy.
455
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:57,982
Football is reality.
456
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:01,617
And the reality here
is that the Oakland Raiders...
457
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:06,159
they need to stay in Oakland.
458
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:10,316
Well, that's, um...
459
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:13,608
ahem, a very romantic notion.
460
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:17,940
Actually, um, it's more
practical than you might think.
461
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,940
Hardly what we were expecting.
462
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,691
Just like us not expecting
a competing group.
463
00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:27,024
The Bay Area is a much
larger TV market than Vegas.
464
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,649
And that's important now that
ratings are taking a tumble.
465
00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:31,608
I mean, think about that...
The Oakland Raiders,
466
00:22:31,668 --> 00:22:34,858
they could take a page right out of
the Golden State Warriors' playbook.
467
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,024
Right? Now look at them.
They're an international brand.
468
00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:41,357
Global powerhouse. They're attracting
massive superstars like Kevin Durant.
469
00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,232
Highest TV ratings
in the league right now.
470
00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:47,149
They're building a new arena. Their
merchandise is flying off the shelf.
471
00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:51,200
And like the Warriors, the
silver and black is back.
472
00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:54,940
As a matter of fact,
473
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,784
why don't you guys
take a look for yourselves?
474
00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:03,284
Raider Nation, what it do?!
475
00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:08,357
When I say "Raiders,"
you say "stay"!
476
00:23:08,417 --> 00:23:11,065
- Raiders! Raiders!
- Stay! Stay!
477
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,274
When I say "Raiders,"
you say "stay"!
478
00:23:13,334 --> 00:23:15,482
- Raiders! Raiders!
- Stay! Stay!
479
00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:17,159
- Raiders!
- Stay!
480
00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:29,492
Do they have permits?
481
00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:35,357
As you guys can clearly see,
482
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:38,399
the fans, they're ready to...
they're ready to watch,
483
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,274
they're ready
to wear the colors.
484
00:23:40,334 --> 00:23:42,399
When you guys
uprooted the Chargers,
485
00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:46,232
the fans, they were...
They were justifiably upset.
486
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,107
I mean, you hurt them.
487
00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:50,733
Moving a third team
in two years,
488
00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:53,940
it's very dangerous
to your brand.
489
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,024
Raider Nation deserves the
good fortune and revenue
490
00:23:57,084 --> 00:24:00,982
that building a stadium
here will generate.
491
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:02,858
Thanks to you, Spencer,
492
00:24:02,918 --> 00:24:05,733
Las Vegas has already
approved public funding.
493
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:08,441
That's $750 million.
494
00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:11,274
It's infinitely more
lucrative to build there.
495
00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:14,450
Well, no, no.
Not... not...
496
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,190
not if the Oakland project
is financed privately.
497
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,357
With my brother Julian
498
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:26,982
and his multibillion-dollar
corporation coming aboard,
499
00:24:27,042 --> 00:24:30,399
taxpayers, the fans
won't have to pay a cent.
500
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:33,149
Not one red cent.
501
00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:37,232
And why on Earth would you want
to spend your own money, Julian?
502
00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:39,868
Ahem, well...
503
00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:44,816
you know, we Andersons
like to own things outright.
504
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:48,149
Whether it's a telecom
conglomerate or a tech firm,
505
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:51,482
our family name
has tremendous value.
506
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:54,649
And like all you
distinguished gents...
507
00:24:54,709 --> 00:24:58,159
I got a shitload of money.
508
00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:01,733
I love money. I mean,
think about it,
509
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,399
using our own private money
510
00:25:03,459 --> 00:25:06,940
to build a state-of-the-art
stadium in Oakland
511
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,065
compared to forcing the
fans to pay in Sin City,
512
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:14,691
the truth is it's gonna make all you
guys and the league look like good guys
513
00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:19,576
instead of looking like a bunch of
greedy, out-of-touch, old white men.
514
00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,024
No offense.
515
00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:25,982
Well, offending people
is what you do.
516
00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:29,524
But what he said is intriguing.
517
00:25:29,584 --> 00:25:31,482
Well, yes, of course,
518
00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,566
there is some value
to the argument,
519
00:25:33,626 --> 00:25:35,576
but it's too big
a shift right now.
520
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,858
That was a very good
presentation
521
00:25:39,918 --> 00:25:42,190
by four old whitish guys.
522
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:46,441
No offense.
523
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:50,065
Well, we'll discuss it.
524
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,065
Thank you for coming in.
525
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,691
Thank you all for your time.
526
00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:55,617
- Thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
527
00:25:56,459 --> 00:25:58,659
Clever.
528
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,118
Spencer.
529
00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:08,524
Yeah.
530
00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:11,357
You got a real feel
for the big stage,
531
00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,065
but you fucked us all.
532
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,357
I don't think
that's the case, Candace.
533
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,816
You won't get the votes.
534
00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,524
They don't want you
under center,
535
00:26:18,584 --> 00:26:21,482
no matter how stirring
an argument you make.
536
00:26:21,542 --> 00:26:25,232
I will get the votes, and
you're gonna be out of a job.
537
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,274
So, really, it's just
you that I fucked.
538
00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:29,274
But I wouldn't
take that the wrong way,
539
00:26:29,334 --> 00:26:32,024
'cause I'm just not interested.
540
00:26:32,084 --> 00:26:34,649
Bullshit.
541
00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:38,149
You know, it's hard
not to admire your idealism.
542
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:41,826
It's almost a shame
to watch them pulverize it.
543
00:26:42,959 --> 00:26:45,076
We need you a minute, doll.
544
00:26:49,084 --> 00:26:52,190
It has been
an absolute pleasure.
545
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:55,159
All mine, Candace.
Goodbye.
546
00:27:02,334 --> 00:27:05,441
We should've heard by now.
547
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,733
It's never good leaving a room
without a definitive answer.
548
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,774
Unless that
definitive answer is no.
549
00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:12,367
Can you get lung cancer
in three hours?
550
00:27:19,084 --> 00:27:21,316
That shit will kill you.
Stop, Bret.
551
00:27:21,376 --> 00:27:24,357
Well, I feel like I'm dying
a slow, painful death.
552
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,409
Maybe I should jump.
553
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,450
Bossman.
554
00:27:36,292 --> 00:27:37,691
Glad you called.
555
00:27:37,751 --> 00:27:40,858
No, good time.
I was just at the gym.
556
00:27:40,918 --> 00:27:43,409
Yeah.
557
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:48,190
Of course.
I understand.
558
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,951
Yeah, I'll pass that along.
Ahem.
559
00:27:54,209 --> 00:27:55,982
You gonna fuck with us?
560
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,608
Owners love the idea
of private money.
561
00:27:58,668 --> 00:28:01,899
Raiders stadium
is ours to build!
562
00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:03,816
Come here, you!
563
00:28:03,876 --> 00:28:06,441
Get in here! This does
not happen without you.
564
00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:08,691
- Don't forget that.
- I will not forget that.
565
00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:11,357
- Come on, Bret!
- All right!
566
00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:12,774
My God.
Come on, let's go.
567
00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:14,524
- Let's do it!
- Beautiful.
568
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:17,065
- Not one "fuckface"!
- Not one. Not one.
569
00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:20,190
There's just...
There's just one hitch.
570
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,649
It's not happening in Oakland.
571
00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:24,524
The fuck you mean?
572
00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:27,232
Well, they're rolling
with the original plan,
573
00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:30,816
but the Vegas taxpayers
get spared the expense.
574
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:35,357
So, hey, okay, my dough washes
blood from their claws, right?
575
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:37,566
No big deal. It's just a bigger
piece for all of us, right?
576
00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:39,232
Yeah, you got it.
577
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:43,357
The pitch was that we build
the stadium here in Oakland
578
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:47,232
and, more importantly than that, we make
sure the team stays with the people.
579
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,691
Yeah, we had a rally, you know?
580
00:28:49,751 --> 00:28:52,858
I wrote a chant in the tub
while I was washing.
581
00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:55,774
We needed to present something radical.
You did it. We did it.
582
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,816
You did it in spades.
583
00:28:57,876 --> 00:28:59,733
They met us halfway.
What's the problem?
584
00:28:59,793 --> 00:29:02,566
Yeah, well, the problem is
meeting us halfway isn't my way.
585
00:29:02,626 --> 00:29:05,274
Wait, hold on, are you seriously
gonna throw this away
586
00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:07,482
because it's not your way?
587
00:29:07,542 --> 00:29:09,399
I mean, come on,
you made it, man!
588
00:29:09,459 --> 00:29:12,691
- You're in this very exclusive club now.
- This is rarified air.
589
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,940
Well, I just decided that that's
not a club I wanna be a part of.
590
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,733
So, fuck their membership.
591
00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:18,774
How about that?
592
00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:21,034
And I'm gonna make sure
we get paid.
593
00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:28,367
You guys are being
really white right now.
594
00:29:36,626 --> 00:29:38,242
Morning, Marcus.
595
00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:52,274
The fuck you locking
the door for?
596
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,232
Where the fuck have you been?
597
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,649
This is an angry mob out here.
598
00:29:56,709 --> 00:29:58,940
All right, well, they say you
never become a true leader
599
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,316
until your team hates you
just as much as they love you.
600
00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:03,816
Well, great.
I've arrived, then.
601
00:30:03,876 --> 00:30:05,482
So have you, by the way.
602
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,899
Who the fuck would write that?
603
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:10,357
Throw a ball in there
and you'll hit one.
604
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,899
Come on, can we just go do this?
605
00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:15,316
Okay, ahem, here's the deal.
606
00:30:15,376 --> 00:30:18,107
Shouldn't you boys be on
a bus to nowhere by now?
607
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:19,576
We're sorry.
608
00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:22,441
Okay?
609
00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:23,982
Yes, we are.
610
00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:28,899
And, guys, we should've never
have agreed to sell the company.
611
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:32,899
Now, Spencer and I, ahem,
we've come to realize
612
00:30:32,959 --> 00:30:36,566
that babysitting stuffy,
entitled billionaires
613
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,774
is way less fun than minding
614
00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:43,190
soulful overnight millionaires.
615
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:48,190
So we're happy to say that ASM is
officially off the sales block.
616
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:50,858
All right?
617
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:54,024
And not only that...
Andersons have wired us funds
618
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:55,982
so we can expand.
619
00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:57,524
- Whoo!
- Yeah, that's right.
620
00:30:57,584 --> 00:31:01,441
We're talking all sports,
multiple cities,
621
00:31:01,501 --> 00:31:02,774
new frontiers!
622
00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:04,441
- Chicago.
- Chicago!
623
00:31:04,501 --> 00:31:05,524
- L.A.
- L.A.!
624
00:31:05,584 --> 00:31:06,691
- New York.
- New York!
625
00:31:06,751 --> 00:31:07,982
- London.
- London!
626
00:31:08,042 --> 00:31:10,899
- Fucking Budapest!
- All that shit!
627
00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:13,482
Marrakech!
The South of France!
628
00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:16,659
It's your pick,
anywhere you wanna go.