1 00:01:12,257 --> 00:01:15,358 - Sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:18,998 --> 00:01:22,231 I want this Vegas stadium on a par with Jerry's World. 3 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:25,401 Wait up, now. You think you'd want us outdoing AT&T Stadium? 4 00:01:25,403 --> 00:01:27,269 Growth is what's best for the league. 5 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,871 We couldn't agree more. 6 00:01:28,873 --> 00:01:31,641 We need to go on the offensive and expand our territory, 7 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:34,076 create monuments that go beyond football 8 00:01:34,078 --> 00:01:36,478 and show working-class families a great time. 9 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,080 While also appealing to those with deep pockets. 10 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:41,315 Imagine... a gourmet food court 11 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:43,117 featuring the world's greatest chefs, 12 00:01:43,119 --> 00:01:46,320 craft cocktail bars, luxury boxes 13 00:01:46,322 --> 00:01:50,926 suspended over the stadium and field, and... 14 00:01:50,928 --> 00:01:53,094 Wow! Right? 15 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:55,596 I gotta tell you, I talked to the Raiders, and they're open for business. 16 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:56,140 They're ready. 17 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:57,765 Owners' meeting is around the corner. 18 00:01:57,767 --> 00:02:00,935 I'll just load the fellas up on Johnnie Blue and push this thing through. 19 00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:02,436 It takes three quarters, right? 20 00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:03,971 Yeah. Do you think you can get that? 21 00:02:03,973 --> 00:02:06,106 - Hell, son, I might get all four. - Ho-ho! 22 00:02:06,108 --> 00:02:08,308 What about you, Bret? 23 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,110 What are you bringing to the party? 24 00:02:12,346 --> 00:02:15,147 - Well, as Spencer just said... - We know what Spencer said. 25 00:02:15,149 --> 00:02:17,450 We just wanna know what you're bringing. 26 00:02:19,654 --> 00:02:22,922 Wayne, together, we are gonna bring the Raiders. 27 00:02:22,924 --> 00:02:24,490 - Oh. - Yeah. 28 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,559 Come on, man. 29 00:02:26,561 --> 00:02:29,527 And how many conversations has Bret had with the Raiders? 30 00:02:29,529 --> 00:02:31,196 When you're ready, gentlemen. 31 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:47,344 I play golf with the owner. 32 00:02:47,346 --> 00:02:49,146 This one's on the house. 33 00:02:52,018 --> 00:02:53,951 You guys really showed us something tonight. 34 00:02:53,953 --> 00:02:55,886 - I got a tingle in my pants. - Ah. 35 00:02:55,888 --> 00:02:57,387 Surprisingly, that's a good thing. 36 00:02:57,389 --> 00:02:59,356 There's a lot of big ideas floating around, 37 00:02:59,358 --> 00:03:02,391 but I really think we should drill down on something solid. 38 00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:03,010 Sure. 39 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:04,861 Yeah, this thing's gonna cost a fortune. 40 00:03:04,863 --> 00:03:08,098 So, Wayne, what are you thinking about kicking in to get the ball rolling? 41 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,532 Let's see. 42 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:12,168 I've got a number in my head. 43 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:14,604 It's round... 44 00:03:14,606 --> 00:03:16,806 like... 45 00:03:16,808 --> 00:03:18,374 a zero. 46 00:03:21,078 --> 00:03:24,155 I could've sworn you said, "Like a zero." 47 00:03:24,156 --> 00:03:25,180 Yeah. 48 00:03:25,182 --> 00:03:27,415 - Like, a lot of zeros? - No. 49 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:30,585 Just one big, fat fucking zero. 50 00:03:32,156 --> 00:03:33,856 I've had a long week. 51 00:03:33,858 --> 00:03:35,524 I'm not in the mood for this shit, Wayne. Come on. 52 00:03:35,526 --> 00:03:36,991 I'm not gonna spend my money 53 00:03:36,993 --> 00:03:38,793 when someone else would be stupid enough to spend theirs. 54 00:03:38,795 --> 00:03:43,031 You just accused Anderson of bringing nothing to the table and... 55 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,832 He brings the Hastings brand, 56 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,735 which is far more valuable than dollars. 57 00:03:47,737 --> 00:03:52,106 She's right. After all, I am the city of Las Vegas. 58 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:55,008 Hey! 59 00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:58,845 Aw, come on. 60 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,251 Great. 61 00:04:05,253 --> 00:04:07,487 Well, we still got no land and no money. 62 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:09,222 I'm starting to really fucking hate that guy. 63 00:04:09,224 --> 00:04:11,423 - Ugh. - Spencer! 64 00:04:13,061 --> 00:04:14,794 Shit. 65 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,562 Candace. 66 00:04:16,564 --> 00:04:18,798 What a coincidence. 67 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,834 Was that, uh, Wayne Hastings? 68 00:04:21,836 --> 00:04:24,003 Yeah. Do you know him? 69 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:25,705 Just by reputation. 70 00:04:27,407 --> 00:04:28,707 I'm Joe. Hi. 71 00:04:28,709 --> 00:04:31,042 Candace Brewer with the league office. 72 00:04:31,044 --> 00:04:33,812 - Oh, charmed. - Gotta get inside. 73 00:04:33,814 --> 00:04:35,646 I have a meet with the Cowboys' brass. 74 00:04:35,648 --> 00:04:38,783 My liver is already seizing up. 75 00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:41,086 - You two have a good night. - Okay. 76 00:05:01,973 --> 00:05:03,272 What does he want now? 77 00:05:03,274 --> 00:05:04,941 I gotta go in early 78 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:07,744 and recalculate the salary cap again. 79 00:05:07,746 --> 00:05:10,412 - You just got home an hour ago. - It's Siefert. 80 00:05:10,414 --> 00:05:13,015 He's pissed off me and Berg agree about Kisan Teague. 81 00:05:13,017 --> 00:05:15,952 - He won't let it go. - You have to get them on the same page. 82 00:05:15,954 --> 00:05:17,553 I've been trying to for weeks. 83 00:05:17,555 --> 00:05:20,055 You got any fresh ideas, let's hear them. 84 00:05:20,057 --> 00:05:22,157 How about we invite them over for a home-cooked meal? 85 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:26,527 - A dinner party? - Yeah. I can make my famous brisket. 86 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:28,130 We'll fill their bellies, get them tanked, 87 00:05:28,132 --> 00:05:29,798 give them a couple of laughs. 88 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,366 Then, when their defenses are down, 89 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:33,101 you can make them see eye to eye. 90 00:05:33,103 --> 00:05:35,535 I don't know, baby. 91 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:40,007 Ego-driven men are easy to sway. 92 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:42,143 - Oh, you think, huh? - Uh-huh. 93 00:05:42,145 --> 00:05:43,911 - Like right now. - Mm. 94 00:05:43,913 --> 00:05:46,680 If I told you I bought those Gucci heels on Zappos this morning, 95 00:05:46,682 --> 00:05:48,816 you probably wouldn't even have a problem with it. 96 00:05:48,818 --> 00:05:51,018 I ain't got no problem, baby. 97 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:53,470 I mean, a lady gotta have her footwear, right? 98 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,891 Wait a minute. 99 00:05:57,893 --> 00:06:00,093 Are you suggesting that I jack these men off? 100 00:06:00,095 --> 00:06:01,394 What? 101 00:06:01,396 --> 00:06:04,230 Mm. 102 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:09,367 Well, good evening, ladies. How may I help you? 103 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,336 We're here about the mites. 104 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,477 You know, I don't know. There must be some mistake. 105 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,013 I don't have mites. 106 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:22,514 We think you might. 107 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,084 Hi, I'm Justine. 108 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,585 Hi, I'm Susan. 109 00:06:28,587 --> 00:06:31,322 - What's your name? - Joe, Joseph Krutel. 110 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,125 Oh, hi. 111 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,728 This is the most fucked-up thing I've ever seen. 112 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,665 What? 113 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,834 Wow! 114 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:46,036 These feel so real. 115 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:50,841 Technology! 116 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:55,745 Oh, God. Come here, come here. 117 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:59,149 - I'm not done yet. - You're not done? 118 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:01,616 Okay. 119 00:07:01,618 --> 00:07:04,653 Come up here. Fuck me. 120 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:06,121 Come here. 121 00:07:09,493 --> 00:07:11,793 I'm so dehydrated. 122 00:07:11,795 --> 00:07:13,562 Too much salt. 123 00:07:13,564 --> 00:07:15,697 Too much... excuse me? 124 00:07:15,699 --> 00:07:18,199 No, no, no. Not you, the steak. 125 00:07:18,201 --> 00:07:20,034 - Yeah. - The steak? Okay. 126 00:07:20,036 --> 00:07:21,936 - How about no more talking? - Okay. 127 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:23,404 - Yeah. - Yeah. 128 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,907 I gotta pee. 129 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:27,441 Yeah. You don't go anywhere, 130 00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:30,845 'cause big daddy's gonna be right back. 131 00:07:30,847 --> 00:07:34,748 I thought you said you were dehydrated. 132 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,985 Hey, buddy. 133 00:07:37,987 --> 00:07:40,754 Come on, Spency. 134 00:07:40,756 --> 00:07:43,290 You're a sexy motherfucker. 135 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:44,557 You know what you're gonna do? 136 00:07:44,559 --> 00:07:45,893 You're gonna go back in there 137 00:07:45,895 --> 00:07:49,096 and you're gonna get your fuck on. 138 00:07:49,098 --> 00:07:51,230 Let's do this. 139 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:01,573 - All good in Tinkle Town? - We are good to go. 140 00:08:01,575 --> 00:08:02,942 Here I fucking come, all right? 141 00:08:13,086 --> 00:08:15,820 What the fuck went wrong tonight? 142 00:08:15,822 --> 00:08:18,356 You're asking me now? 143 00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:19,991 Yeah, yeah. I know, it's fucked up. 144 00:08:19,993 --> 00:08:21,927 I gotta ask you now. I can't get it off my fucking mind. 145 00:08:21,929 --> 00:08:24,462 Tell me. 146 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:27,831 Well, to be honest, I haven't seen Wayne 147 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:30,600 this stoked on a project in a long time. 148 00:08:30,602 --> 00:08:32,136 He's bought in. 149 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:34,805 There's three guys worth nearly $5 billion 150 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:36,307 and no one wants to write a fucking check? 151 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:37,808 Yeah, that's classic Wayne. 152 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,443 I don't think he's spent a dollar of his cash 153 00:08:39,445 --> 00:08:41,511 in the last five projects we've done together. 154 00:08:41,513 --> 00:08:43,947 Mm-hmm. You travel with him a lot? 155 00:08:43,949 --> 00:08:46,115 - On big jobs. - Uh-huh. 156 00:08:46,117 --> 00:08:48,517 Right, like he really needs the extra support from you. 157 00:08:48,519 --> 00:08:50,886 No, it's because I blow him on his private jet. 158 00:08:50,888 --> 00:08:52,688 Fuck, I wasn't saying that. Jesus... 159 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:55,058 Come to think of it, that's the only reason why I have the job. 160 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,560 Chloe, God, take it easy. What the fuck? 161 00:08:57,562 --> 00:08:59,537 Well, then don't deflect your shit on me and Wayne. 162 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,195 I'm not. 163 00:09:00,197 --> 00:09:01,830 I'm just saying you're amazing and you're beautiful. 164 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,665 Who wouldn't want to sleep with you? 165 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,634 That is a good fucking question, Spencer. 166 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,577 Hey, Rick. 167 00:09:15,579 --> 00:09:18,612 I wanted to punch my fair share of shitty teenagers, man, 168 00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:19,680 but I never followed through. 169 00:09:19,682 --> 00:09:20,914 It's called restraint. 170 00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:22,984 That kid scared the hell out of me, Spence. 171 00:09:22,986 --> 00:09:25,519 - Never scare a brother. - You're lucky they didn't press charges. 172 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,288 Well, me and the parents are cool. 173 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:30,491 Once the cops got ahold of the family, we straightened it all out. 174 00:09:30,493 --> 00:09:33,026 I'm gonna fly the family to Foxborough for the Dolphins game. 175 00:09:33,028 --> 00:09:36,029 What the fuck were you doing in the neighbors' house, anyway? 176 00:09:36,031 --> 00:09:38,698 Man, I got a lot on my mind, Spence. 177 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,417 Okay. 178 00:09:39,419 --> 00:09:41,567 Baby mama took off when I tried to step up. 179 00:09:41,569 --> 00:09:43,870 No new fucking deal, right? 180 00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:45,538 And my teammates freezing me out, so what the... 181 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:48,074 Dropping $2 million at the craps table in Vegas. 182 00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:49,675 Vegas. You're the one who brought me to Vegas. 183 00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:52,577 Yeah, to duck your problems, man, not make them worse. 184 00:09:52,579 --> 00:09:54,346 Didn't work out so hot, did it? 185 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:56,482 You might wanna reconsider moving the franchise there. 186 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:59,051 Hey, that deal's gonna get your five million back. 187 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,487 Is it really worth ripping the team away from Oakland? 188 00:10:01,489 --> 00:10:03,255 Especially now that they're competitive 189 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:05,090 for the first time in, like, forever? 190 00:10:05,092 --> 00:10:06,958 Some might question where your priorities lie. 191 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,827 I was in an epic session with my girl when you called me. 192 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,296 She was begging me not to leave, but I'm here. 193 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:14,598 For you. 194 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,733 How epic? 195 00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:18,002 Epic. 196 00:10:18,004 --> 00:10:20,971 Look, man... look, I'm... I appreciate you coming down. 197 00:10:20,973 --> 00:10:22,706 You're always there for me, all right? 198 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,941 Don't sweat the debt. I know you're good for it. 199 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:26,943 Damn right I am. Come on. 200 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:30,180 Had my buddy Todd, here, mock us up a simulation. 201 00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:32,582 How'd that one I sent you yesterday work out? 202 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:36,086 - Pretty hot, right? - Yeah, it was very impressive. 203 00:10:36,088 --> 00:10:39,822 You know, specifically the... the technology... 204 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,357 - Right. - Aspect. 205 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,991 It wasn't sexual. What? 206 00:10:42,993 --> 00:10:44,660 You was gettin' jiggy on your couch last night, Joseph? 207 00:10:44,662 --> 00:10:46,362 Just put your fucking headset on, huh? 208 00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:47,696 - Jesus. - Wow. 209 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,698 Nothing but business, man. 210 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,442 Wow. 211 00:10:50,444 --> 00:10:52,668 Oh, shit, those are big fucking linebackers. 212 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,470 I always wanted to know what it was like to play quarterback. 213 00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:56,272 Shit, I'm going Cam Newton on these motherfuckers. 214 00:10:56,274 --> 00:10:58,673 Holy shit, they're bigger than normal line... 215 00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:00,007 Hut! 216 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,409 Fuck this! 217 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,811 Ah! Oh, Jesus Christ! 218 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:06,814 Oh, fuck! 219 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:10,618 Fuck you. Fuck you. 220 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,720 No way. 221 00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:14,422 Whoo! 222 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,923 - No way. - Hoo-hoo! 223 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:18,325 - Oh, fuck. - That's six, baby. 224 00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:19,859 - Yo. - Fuck! 225 00:11:19,861 --> 00:11:23,430 Unh! Unh! Touchdown. Have some. Hoo! 226 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,432 Yo, man, you did your thing on these, man. 227 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,368 - We are revolutionizing the game. - Yeah. 228 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:31,805 Cannabinoids were a great cause, Vern, but weed is weed, you know? 229 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:35,774 Endorsing any product tied to it is gonna put your money at risk. 230 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:39,445 If you get suspended, it's gonna cost you tens of millions of dollars. 231 00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:43,349 And if you get cut, fuck it, it's gonna cost you way more. 232 00:11:43,351 --> 00:11:45,251 Yeah, we could have just as much impact 233 00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,553 on the future of football with this VR thing, man. 234 00:11:47,555 --> 00:11:50,822 Yeah, this is changing the way people prepare and play. 235 00:11:50,824 --> 00:11:53,091 Everyone's gonna want a piece of this technology. 236 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,759 And I got you the biggest slice. 237 00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:58,530 You'll be on every billboard, poster, and commercial we got. 238 00:11:58,532 --> 00:12:01,399 See, that's what the hell I'm talking about, Toddy. 239 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:02,934 - Okay, I'm in. - Yeah! 240 00:12:02,936 --> 00:12:06,803 Is it... um, now, can we each get a sex tape like Joe? 241 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:08,239 Good point. 242 00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,746 - Hello? - Hi, Mr. Siefert. 243 00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:18,282 It's Julie Greane, Charles' wife. 244 00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:20,684 - Hi. - Hi. 245 00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,486 I'm so sorry about this FaceTime. 246 00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:25,121 - I hit the wrong button. - Happens to me all the time. 247 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,956 Well, the reason I was calling 248 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:30,460 is I wanted to invite you to dinner at our house tonight. 249 00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:32,495 Oh, well, that's kind of you, Ms. Greane, 250 00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:34,697 but I'm really buried at work these days. 251 00:12:34,699 --> 00:12:36,466 Oh, come on, I know you're mad busy, 252 00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:38,334 but a hard-working man needs to eat. 253 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:40,636 Plus, Charles has been singing your praises all year 254 00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:43,738 and I need to meet this man he holds in such high regard. 255 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,741 Plus, my beef brisket is no joke. 256 00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:49,811 Now, don't go boasting about some brisket if you can't back it up. 257 00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,913 A Southern man has a palate for such things. 258 00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:53,448 Well, then, I guess you gonna have to get 259 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:56,084 your behind over here at 7:00 and find out for yourself. 260 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:58,085 I'll see you then. 261 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,420 Bye. 262 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:00,854 Bret, we're so close, man. 263 00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:02,856 We got Bossman's gonna deliver the owners 264 00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:04,525 and Wayne's already fully committed. 265 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:05,993 No, he needs to be committed, 266 00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:08,563 that walking pile of oozing jism. 267 00:13:08,565 --> 00:13:12,700 Until he starts thinking practically and provides land for parking, 268 00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:17,204 for a practice facility, and hotel space for real fans, 269 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:20,540 then how the fuck am I supposed to take anything he says seriously? 270 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,776 Craft cocktails and gourmet food? What the fuck? 271 00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,345 What does he think this is, fucking polo? 272 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,247 Bret, he's fucking with us. 273 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:28,715 Well, frankly, I don't have a need 274 00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:31,283 for either one of those pompous pricks. 275 00:13:31,285 --> 00:13:32,751 Okay, well, we can't pull out now. 276 00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,853 Coming from a 42-year-old man who's childless, 277 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,255 I'm surprised to hear you say that. 278 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:37,656 Hey, that's none of your fucking business. 279 00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:39,425 You can mock what I do in here all you want, 280 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,527 but you don't know shit about me outside these fucking walls. 281 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,329 Touchy. 282 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,401 Let's do this, okay? 283 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:53,238 Let's plant our ASM flag right in Wayne's ass. 284 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,441 A casino, Spencer... that was my original goal. 285 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,509 To crack the casino business. 286 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,746 That's why I chased after Wayne's jizz-mo father all those years. 287 00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:04,582 The idea of moving a football franchise to Las Vegas 288 00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:07,317 has been one giant circle jerk right from the start. 289 00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:10,220 And given your track record, I'm guessing the league would rather have 290 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:12,822 the face of the devil on this deal than you. 291 00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:15,225 I've been smeared before, and let me tell you something, 292 00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:17,093 you get over that shit pretty quickly. 293 00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:20,163 No one else has been able to make this deal happen, Spencer. 294 00:14:20,165 --> 00:14:21,531 What makes you think you can? 295 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,165 Because I got you. 296 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,834 Wayne's treating you like a second-class businessman 297 00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:28,571 when we both know that you have the reach to raise the money. 298 00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:30,406 But you can't run around here acting all butthurt 299 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,974 just because he insulted your integrity. 300 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,342 Fuck him. 301 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,578 He only said that because he doesn't have any. 302 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,613 You feel me? 303 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,848 Yeah, I... I feel you. 304 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,417 I mean, I feel you. 305 00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:43,685 What do you mean? Do I understand? 306 00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,620 Yeah, I... I understand. 307 00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:47,054 My jive game's a little weak. 308 00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:49,291 Okay, well, it's getting better. 309 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,892 Okay. 310 00:14:50,894 --> 00:14:51,993 100. 311 00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,263 100. Harder. 312 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:56,930 Practice hurt, dawg. 313 00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,365 - Come get you some. - Mm. 314 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,567 - Every practice makes perfect. - Okay, okay. 315 00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:08,141 Can I help you? 316 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:11,011 You can piss in this cup for me. 317 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:13,479 - You want me to sign it first? - The league sent me. 318 00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:16,783 Medical director wants to test for marijuana. 319 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,318 I don't smoke marijuana. 320 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,219 Then that's what I'm here to prove. 321 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:22,555 And who the fuck is this? 322 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,156 The piss man. 323 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,792 Unannounced? 324 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,027 League's supposed to give us some kind of heads up. 325 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,629 This is your heads up. 326 00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:31,396 If you don't comply, it's considered a fail. 327 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,768 Okay. Well, then, uh, just give us, you know, 328 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,737 15 minutes, you know, to tidy up 329 00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:40,238 'cause the housekeeper on vacay. 330 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,440 You know how that is. 331 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,808 We'll be right back. Thank you. 332 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,042 Appreciate it. 333 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,645 Oh, shit. 334 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,316 Don't let him see nothing, shh. 335 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,051 Behind your shelf. 336 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,563 - He's here right now. - God damn it. 337 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,898 You know, the CBA is supposed to give us 24 hours' notice. 338 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,068 It's no big deal. I ain't been smoking, just taking cannabinoids. 339 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,337 Vernon, it is a big deal. 340 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,038 Your test is gonna come back positive. 341 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,874 - Do you understand? - But I ain't been getting high. 342 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,676 - It's for my recovery. - It doesn't matter. 343 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,277 Okay, I want you to listen to me, Vernon. 344 00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:24,480 I want you to stall him and do not give that motherfucker 345 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,582 one drop of your piss until you hear from me. 346 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,584 - Do you understand? - Okay, Spence. 347 00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,287 Fuck! 348 00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:36,658 What the fuck? 349 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,726 Sizz, listen, 350 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,828 the intimidation thing might work on the field, 351 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:44,365 but I'm your financial manager, not Andy fucking Dalton. 352 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:47,167 You are not selling your Apple stock 353 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,069 because you had a bad Garden of Eden dream. 354 00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,337 That's ridiculous. 355 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:52,373 Look, I'm gonna rip your fucking dick off 356 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,442 and shove it up your fucking ass, motherfucker! 357 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,042 Do what the fuck I tell you! 358 00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,444 My dreams got meaning, bitch! 359 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:59,012 Oh. All right, 360 00:16:59,014 --> 00:17:01,581 we'll get that transition going right away, Mr. Suggs. 361 00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,182 Thank you so much for calling. 362 00:17:03,184 --> 00:17:05,318 How's Sizz? 363 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,853 His dreams have meaning. 364 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:08,121 What's up? 365 00:17:08,123 --> 00:17:09,355 Piss man's at Vernon's house. 366 00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:10,990 But I thought Bossman was cool. 367 00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:12,672 It's not the team, it's the fucking league. 368 00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:16,261 We just severed ties with High Powered. 369 00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:17,830 I made this great investment deal 370 00:17:17,832 --> 00:17:19,398 with this virtual reality company. 371 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,000 This fucking technology is incredible. 372 00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:23,903 They mocked me up this three-way 373 00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:26,071 with me and two Margot Robbies. 374 00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:28,808 Which reminds me, by the way, I'll be leaving work early today. 375 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:31,108 You know what? Don't give a shit about that right now. 376 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,811 Is this a tier one company you're telling me about? 377 00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:34,045 Yeah, yeah. The kid's a genius. 378 00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:35,780 I've never seen anything like that. 379 00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,782 How long do you think it'll take him to mock up a simulation? 380 00:17:37,784 --> 00:17:39,317 Depends on what you want. I don't know. 381 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,652 Uh, two, three days if you're in a hurry. 382 00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:41,986 Okay, great. Can you get a meeting today? 383 00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:43,988 - I got a job for him. - Yeah, sure. 384 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:46,375 What's this got to do with Vern's situation? 385 00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,223 It doesn't. 386 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:50,961 Virginia, call Candace Brewer and tell her I wanna talk to her right fucking now. 387 00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:54,965 I'm on it. And I'll be sure not to use those exact words. 388 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,840 - Okay, right here, right here. 389 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:10,546 - Charles, you lost? - No. 390 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,483 I just came down to invite you over to the house tonight for dinner. 391 00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,217 Really? What's the occasion? 392 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,954 The occasion is to get you and Siefert together and squash the beef 393 00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,789 and hopefully get Kisan Teague in our backfield. 394 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:21,089 - Really? - Yeah. 395 00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:23,558 You come down here, you interrupt my workout, 396 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,560 trying to get me to come hang out with my sworn enemy? 397 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,661 Really? That's what you want me doing? 398 00:18:26,663 --> 00:18:27,829 Sorry, Freddie. 399 00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,598 Look, man, just trust me on this one. 400 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,199 My wife's cooking, it's got magical powers. 401 00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,968 Changed my mind about all sorts of things, 402 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,637 from marriage and fatherhood, retirement. 403 00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:37,305 You remember when I was messed up about retirement? 404 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,806 - Uh-huh. - Dieting. 405 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,808 Dieting? 406 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,910 - It's not working. - It's not working, buddy. 407 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:45,312 Yeah, you come over and eat that brisket, you'll find out why. 408 00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:47,715 Charles, I will gladly get down on my knees 409 00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,750 and eat human shit to sign Kisan, 410 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:53,053 but you and me both know Siefert, he don't leave his office 411 00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:55,488 and I know my presence ain't the main draw. 412 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,157 You don't worry about that, all right? I got a secret weapon. 413 00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,159 - Bah! - Eh! 414 00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:04,631 Glass number six always does it. 415 00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:10,670 I don't know, man. 416 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,638 I was pretty drained after my workout. 417 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,339 Piss is my business, guys. 418 00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:16,542 Six is the max anyone can hold out. 419 00:19:16,544 --> 00:19:18,810 How does someone get into the piss business? 420 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,412 I mean, if you don't mind me asking. 421 00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:23,715 Yeah, seems kind of fucked up staring at dongs all day. 422 00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:27,085 Quit stalling and break out the rod and tackle. 423 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:28,653 Dang. 424 00:19:39,532 --> 00:19:42,132 I know what you're thinking... big man, little dick? 425 00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:44,702 I've seen all shapes and sizes, so. 426 00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:47,771 I'm a grower, not a shower. 427 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:50,306 Yeah, Little Vern only comes out his shell for the ladies. 428 00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:54,377 I make no judgments. Produce the sample, please. 429 00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,118 Some of that topline Bordeaux for you. 430 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,019 A little holdover from the wedding. 431 00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:06,254 A nice little gift we never got to use. 432 00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,792 I'm gonna say this while your lovely wife is in the other room. 433 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,326 I don't like being ambushed. 434 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:14,196 Well, I don't like having my OC fired behind my back. 435 00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:16,865 Well, I don't like you benching our most promising prospect. 436 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,301 Would that be the prospect you stole credit for from Charles? 437 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,836 Come on, guys. 438 00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,537 We're all on the same team now. 439 00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:25,807 Let's put that stuff behind us. Where is my wife? 440 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,210 - Hey, there she is. - Hi! Here it is, guys. 441 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:30,912 Thanks for the wine, hon. 442 00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:33,781 Off to a fast start. I like that. 443 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,549 All right, guys, let's say some grace. 444 00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,421 Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, 445 00:20:41,423 --> 00:20:43,423 which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. 446 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:46,526 - Through Christ, our Lord. Amen. - Amen. 447 00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:51,131 And, sweet baby Jesus, please shine thy grace on these two proud, strong men, 448 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:54,667 and light the path to forgiveness, understanding, and love. 449 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:57,837 - Amen. - Amen. 450 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,772 Y'all in for a treat now. 451 00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:03,509 Mm! That's terrific! 452 00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:05,210 Thank you. Thank you, Coach. 453 00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,846 You didn't say "amen," Coach. 454 00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:09,915 - Amen. - That doesn't count. 455 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,082 You already started eating. 456 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,350 It's disrespectful to our host. 457 00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:13,484 Oh, no, I don't mind. 458 00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:14,986 We only go to church on the holidays, 459 00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:16,688 so it's all good. 460 00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,089 Can I get an amen, Berg? 461 00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:20,025 Who are you, Billy fucking Graham? 462 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,225 Hmm? 463 00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:22,994 Amen. There. You got two. 464 00:21:22,996 --> 00:21:26,064 - I want you to mean it. - I can't mean it. 465 00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,132 I can only say it. A-fucking-men. 466 00:21:28,134 --> 00:21:30,367 - There. You happy? - Hey, that's enough. 467 00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:31,169 You're a disgrace, Berg. 468 00:21:31,171 --> 00:21:32,870 You haven't touched your food, Larry. 469 00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:34,738 Coach, don't leave. We'll try to work it out. 470 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,540 - I'm not gonna leave, Charles. - Yeah, get your ass home. 471 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:38,042 - Get outta here. - Get up. 472 00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:40,044 - Come on. - What you gonna do, Berg? 473 00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:43,413 - What do you wanna... - Bah! Huh? 474 00:21:43,415 --> 00:21:44,814 - Oh! - How about this? 475 00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:47,316 - Have another brisket! - Oh, my God! 476 00:21:47,318 --> 00:21:50,019 How's that for an amen? 477 00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:51,954 - Can I get an amen? - Sweet baby Jesus! 478 00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:53,489 Wait! Siefert, stop! 479 00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:55,291 Yo, you guys are better than this! 480 00:21:58,329 --> 00:22:00,163 Oh, Tim will set the screen pass. 481 00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:01,830 There's something going on on your side. 482 00:22:01,832 --> 00:22:03,832 - You look pretty good, man. - Look out, number 18 483 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:08,136 is rushing up the field and he is brought down from behind. 484 00:22:08,138 --> 00:22:11,073 With a challenging one-handed grab, ♪18. 485 00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:13,742 Beautiful catch by Ricky Jerret. 486 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:16,978 Perfect timing. 487 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,613 Went up there with one hand. 488 00:22:18,615 --> 00:22:21,415 Not only an amazing catch, but he took the hit 489 00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:23,250 and he held on to the football. 490 00:22:23,252 --> 00:22:25,052 Ricky Jerret. 491 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:27,988 First season with the Patriots, proving himself. 492 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,724 What a down. 493 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,400 You know, it's in complete violation of his player rights 494 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,037 and we could easily just call the NFLPA. 495 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,207 The piss man left several messages that were never returned. 496 00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:49,575 Had no choice but to show up at his door. 497 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,377 You know that's not true. 498 00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:54,312 You know, it's a shame to see a good guy make such bad decisions. 499 00:22:54,314 --> 00:22:57,149 He didn't even know that taking CBDs was against the rules. 500 00:22:57,151 --> 00:22:59,885 - Come on. - Sometimes mistakes need to be punished 501 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:01,754 to prevent them from happening again. 502 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,689 Okay, we have completely severed ties with that company. 503 00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:06,558 The truth is Vernon doesn't even smoke weed. 504 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,693 Then he has nothing to be worried about going forward. 505 00:23:08,695 --> 00:23:10,427 God damn, you know how fucking pissed 506 00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:11,595 the Cowboys are gonna be at this? 507 00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:13,197 Oh, I've spoken with Bossman. 508 00:23:13,199 --> 00:23:15,332 He knows I'm just enforcing league policy. 509 00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:17,935 And quite frankly, taking a meeting with you 510 00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:20,838 about Littelfield's drug test is beneath my pay grade. 511 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,641 But leveraging my clients against my Vegas deal isn't? 512 00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:26,377 Now you sound like a conspiracy theorist, Spencer. 513 00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,779 Why don't you get back to doing your job? 514 00:23:28,781 --> 00:23:31,681 The job that we and the NFLPA approved you to do, 515 00:23:31,683 --> 00:23:33,917 which is managing players' finances, 516 00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:35,752 not facilitating a billion-dollar 517 00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:38,855 stadium deal and franchise move. 518 00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:40,423 Okay... 519 00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:42,692 if I stop, you're gonna call off Vernon's test? 520 00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:44,426 It's too late for that. 521 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,963 But when his test inevitably comes back positive, 522 00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:51,633 whether he's been pulling bong rips or taking CBDs, 523 00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:55,704 I will give him the minimum Stage Two suspension of four games. 524 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:58,140 Four fucking games? Give me a fucking break. 525 00:23:58,142 --> 00:24:01,342 I could just as easily bump it up to Stage Three and make it 10, 526 00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,677 or a whole season. 527 00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:04,378 But we're not monsters. 528 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,681 We just like to keep our house in order. 529 00:24:07,818 --> 00:24:09,250 Okay. 530 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,520 Well, thank you for your time, Candace. 531 00:24:12,522 --> 00:24:14,722 Any time. 532 00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:16,390 Oh... 533 00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:19,626 and I sure hope everything's all right with Ricky Jerret. 534 00:24:21,563 --> 00:24:22,762 Ricky's good. 535 00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:24,131 That's not what I heard. 536 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:27,234 I sure hope nothing new ends up landing on my desk. 537 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:29,436 I am a busy lady, you know? 538 00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:38,277 These were raging class V rapids. 539 00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:41,413 The foaming waters rushed us down the canyon 540 00:24:41,415 --> 00:24:43,482 like a goddamn tsunami. 541 00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,818 That sounds fun. 542 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:47,753 My granny used to take me tubing. 543 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,990 You guys seen my shades? 544 00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:53,925 No, man. Now, why don't you keep looking? 545 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:56,594 Check the fridge. That's where you spend a lot of your time. 546 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,230 You ain't gotta be rude about it. 547 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:03,634 My bitches. 548 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:07,005 Hey, yo, Spence, man, what's up? 549 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,573 Your boy's bladder is about to explode. 550 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,507 Yeah, go ahead and give him the sample. 551 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,743 - Are you sure? - Yeah, we got no fucking choice. 552 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,245 Tell him to give the sample now. 553 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,352 Yo, Vern, Spencer said go ahead and piss, man. 554 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,453 Okay, I'll try. 555 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,423 Oh, shit. 556 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,395 Impressive, considering what you're working with. 557 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,630 Try to get some in the cup. 558 00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:39,936 Do I wanna lick whipped cream off your tits? 559 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,338 You bet I do, Margot. 560 00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:47,242 Oh, fuck. 561 00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,745 Jesus. 562 00:25:50,747 --> 00:25:53,982 God damn it. 563 00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:56,651 This better be important. 564 00:25:56,653 --> 00:25:58,453 What's going on? 565 00:25:58,455 --> 00:26:00,454 Hey, listen, about tomorrow, maybe we should take a few more days. 566 00:26:00,456 --> 00:26:02,523 I gotta know what the risk is before moving forward. 567 00:26:02,525 --> 00:26:05,293 What? No. No fucking way. 568 00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:06,727 The simulation is complete. 569 00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:08,662 Our boy's showing up at 9:00 a.m. sharp. 570 00:26:08,664 --> 00:26:11,032 Listen, I just need another day or two, that's it. 571 00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:13,134 Don't you fucking do this! Don't do this. 572 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:16,570 I have been busting my ass so you could chase this stadium deal. 573 00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:19,739 Now is not the time for cold feet, okay? 574 00:26:19,741 --> 00:26:23,043 Train's left the station. Enjoy the ride. 575 00:26:32,955 --> 00:26:34,453 Fuck. 576 00:26:54,674 --> 00:26:56,740 - Can he hear us with that thing on? - No. 577 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:57,775 Good. 578 00:26:57,777 --> 00:26:59,410 Soak it up, you sorry sack of shit. 579 00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:04,048 Well? 580 00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:07,452 Now that's the kind of spectacle and vision we're talking about. 581 00:27:07,454 --> 00:27:10,153 Great, Wayne. We're really glad that you're impressed. 582 00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:11,921 Yeah, so, why don't you give us the 400 acres 583 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,790 and we will go out and raise the money? 584 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,360 Yeah, Anderson's got his list of contacts ready to rock and roll. 585 00:27:16,362 --> 00:27:19,363 I'm gonna cut you a check for 100 million 586 00:27:19,365 --> 00:27:21,798 so other investors know we're serious. 587 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,234 And I've already got the perfect location in mind. 588 00:27:25,236 --> 00:27:27,870 600 beautiful acres. 589 00:27:27,872 --> 00:27:30,706 But if it's gonna have my name on it, 590 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,641 it's gotta be the most beautiful 591 00:27:32,643 --> 00:27:35,744 and luxurious stadium ever built. 592 00:27:35,746 --> 00:27:37,980 Wayneville. 593 00:27:37,982 --> 00:27:40,316 A place where dreams come true. 594 00:27:40,318 --> 00:27:42,850 Right. 595 00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,585 - Yeah, yeah. - All right. 596 00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:47,255 Ah... 597 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,860 Wait till he finds out I'm changing the name to Doucheville. 598 00:27:54,731 --> 00:27:56,797 I'm a Huge Fucking Douchebag Stadium. 599 00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,633 "Yeah, I'm a ballbag. 600 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,103 Why don't you come and cock waffle my..." 601 00:28:01,105 --> 00:28:02,102 Cock waffle? 602 00:28:02,104 --> 00:28:05,272 What the fuck's a cock waffle?