1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:02,900 {\an8} Here we are in Acton, Ontario! 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:09,210 {\an8}It’s a beautiful southern Ontario town with 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:13,150 a brilliant location, just northwest of 4 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,820 the greater Toronto area. 5 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:18,880 But, Acton will always have that smalltown charm. 6 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:21,930 While Toronto is growing just over there, 7 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:25,220 Acton is protected from urban sprawl 8 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:29,070 by a major Ontario conservation area. 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,460 In fact, due to my achievements in taekwondo, 10 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,400 Acton can say the same thing that my family 11 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:35,940 and loved ones can... 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,910 They are protected by a Green Belt. 13 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,740 When you grow up in a small town in Newfoundland, 14 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,110 you see that people have a sense of humour 15 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,140 about hard times. 16 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,250 Check, check. 17 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:49,220 I turned that into a career and hit the road. 18 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,760 Mr. Jonny Harris! 19 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,850 Now I’m on a mission to find the funny in the places 20 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,120 you’d least expect it, 21 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,120 Canada’s struggling small towns. 22 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,060 Towns that are against the ropes, 23 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,460 but hanging in there... 24 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,100 still laughing in the face of adversity. 25 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,000 This is Acton, Ontario. 26 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:20,520 For over 100 years, 27 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:23,280 Acton was home to the Beardmore Tannery, 28 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:26,280 which began making leather in 1865. 29 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,760 At its peak, the tannery was over 30 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:31,760 a million square feet in size. 31 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:36,260 It was the biggest leather tannery in the British Empire. 32 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,260 And Acton became known as "Leathertown." 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,810 Although, another town lays claim to that nickname now, 34 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:49,480 Boca Raton, Florida... 35 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,380 For different reasons. 36 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,310 Although, if you think about it, 37 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,810 excessive tanning is still part of it. 38 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,100 To learn the legend of Leathertown, I managed to... 39 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,270 "per-suede" a former Acton mayor to tell me 40 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:13,970 tales of the tannery. 41 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:16,270 I had a chat with Rick Bonnette. 42 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:21,250 Rick told me the Beardmore Tannery was so big, 43 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:25,240 in its heyday, it employed something like 2,000 people. 44 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,120 Rick: It did a lot of good in the town. 45 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,880 Fed a lot of families. 46 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,380 And later on, when I was growing up as a boy, 47 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,850 it put a lot of people through college 48 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,520 and university. 49 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:37,490 Jonny: Rick told me the cow hides arrived by train 50 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,490 in nasty condition. 51 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:42,160 Rick: They used to bring in the hides... 52 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,930 and they would be raw. 53 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:47,330 It would give an awful smell sometimes. 54 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:51,330 Jonny: Rick told me it was the smell of guts and blood. 55 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,510 Rick: You know, they’d come as far as Argentina. 56 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:57,150 It would be pretty rancid, just imagine. 57 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,940 Jonny: They were salted for transport, 58 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:02,990 but they were still covered in fat and tendons 59 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,180 and blood and hair... 60 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,220 Which surprised me, I thought, 61 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,290 especially the ones coming from Argentina, 62 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,130 they could have stopped at Brazil to get 63 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,590 their hair removed, surely. 64 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,140 Eventually, however, the heyday ended 65 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:19,930 and the Beardmore Tannery closed down. 66 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,970 Rick: The tannery shut down in ’86, 67 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:26,110 and that just sent shockwaves through the community. 68 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,380 Jonny: There’s a lot of reasons, 69 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:31,310 including an economic recession in the 1980s. 70 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:34,650 Families had to trim the fat and tighten their belts, 71 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,990 which usually in this town is a good thing, but... 72 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:41,220 And even leather manufacturers were trying to 73 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,920 use less leather, and sometimes they would 74 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,520 cut back by cutting backsides. 75 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:48,600 And of course, this led to the advent and 76 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,500 popularity of assless chaps. 77 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,900 Rick: A couple business people that were also 78 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,570 in the leather industry bought this building. 79 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:02,170 Businessmen bought the old tannery building 80 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,980 that the tannery used to store 81 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,180 the old hides. 82 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,680 And they called it, The Olde Hide House. 83 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,520 Rick: They ended up selling retail clothes. 84 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:13,960 You name it, leather items, coats, purses, shoes, 85 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:16,290 bomber jackets, everything. 86 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,190 Plus they had a restaurant, Jack Tanner’s, 87 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,430 because they wanted to make it a destination. 88 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:21,360 Jonny: Right. 89 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:24,260 They also came up with an ad campaign 90 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:29,000 that is known all over Ontario and beyond. 91 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,570 I’m sure you know it. It goes... 92 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:34,370 Crowd: It’s worth the drive to Acton! 93 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:37,240 Jonny: "It’s worth the drive to Acton." 94 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,080 "It’s the worth the drive to Acton," is right up there 95 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:45,250 with some of the classics like the old Wendy’s, 96 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:47,050 "Where’s the beef?" 97 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:50,190 Which ironically you might ask if you saw a cow hide. 98 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,400 Not only was it catchy, it worked. 99 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:59,100 Rick: They would get 300,000 visitors a year. 100 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,570 Jonny: Rick said when The Olde Hide House 101 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:03,640 had a big sale, the streets were jammed. 102 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,340 Rick: People couldn’t get out of their, 103 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,280 they couldn’t get out their driveways. 104 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,270 Jonny: People from Acton had to consider 105 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,410 where they were going, and think, 106 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,380 is it worth the walk from Acton? 107 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:18,350 But The Olde Hide House also suffered economic woes. 108 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:21,020 Free trade made leather cheaper. 109 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,120 Rick: The fake leathers, and they come in at 110 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:24,720 a cheaper price, and you know, 111 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:26,060 things like that. 112 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,300 Alternative leathers were even cheaper. 113 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:30,590 Not that they were nearly as good quality. 114 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:33,670 Remember pleather? Terrible stuff. 115 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,710 Remember the mouth zipper would just rip out? 116 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,270 Did you ever have one of those- 117 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:42,150 The only thing pleather is good for is a safe word. 118 00:05:45,350 --> 00:05:48,050 Rick: Ended up getting new ownership and... 119 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:51,490 they didn’t advertise like they used to. 120 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,520 Jonny: By the time The Olde Hide House closed down, 121 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,420 just in January of 2025, 122 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,490 you could tell by the few ads they did run 123 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:04,390 that things weren’t going as well. 124 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,170 I think at first they changed it to, 125 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:09,240 "It’s worth the drive to Acton, not counting gas." 126 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,640 And then I think the very last one was, 127 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:16,340 "Leather: if it’s all you got, you can eat it." 128 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:34,600 Jonny: But Acton is far from eating its boots. 129 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:35,560 There’s been a series of 130 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:37,330 small business successes here, 131 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:40,370 and I met with an Acton entrepreneur who knows 132 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:43,340 a thing or two about freezing her assets. 133 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:47,480 From 70 Below Treats, Courtney Stanley. 134 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,310 For someone who has no idea about it, just like, 135 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,780 what is freeze drying? 136 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,550 Courtney: So it uses a scientific freezer to remove 137 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,520 all the water content from the food. 138 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,120 Jonny: Now, the store’s called 70 below because 139 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:07,160 that’s the temperature you need to freeze dry food at. 140 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,830 Freeze drying removes the moisture, 141 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,470 and it can intensify the flavour. 142 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,170 Then I got to taste all this stuff. 143 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,510 We had bananas, and strawberries, 144 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,800 and cheesecake. 145 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,210 I gotta try the ice cream. 146 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,150 Courtney: It just does not melt, yeah. 147 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,440 Jonny: Ice cream sandwiches that of course don’t melt 148 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:27,790 at room temperature. 149 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,420 That’s delicious! 150 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,590 Courtney: In the proper packaging, 151 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,480 these foods can last 25 years. 152 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:34,560 Jonny: Now, I have to take her word for it ’cause 153 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:36,620 I bought a few bags while I was there 154 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,190 and they didn’t make it to the hotel. 155 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,730 Courtney: My husband and I, we moved in here in 2020. 156 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,630 During the uncertainty of the pandemic 157 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,770 when a lot of people thought we were crazy. 158 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:50,570 Jonny: However, the pandemic was also a time of 159 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,140 eating candy and watching TikTok. 160 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:58,310 Courtney: A big thing on TikTok is the ASMR videos, 161 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:01,650 the people making sounds, and the food’s very crunchy. 162 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:05,250 Jonny: This is gonna be my homemade ASMR video. 163 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:10,590 Mm, the crunchiness. 164 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,190 Courtney said one day her phone blew up. 165 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,690 It was her friends calling her to tell her 166 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:17,660 that 70 Below had gone viral. 167 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:18,890 Courtney: And I’m like, wow, that’s amazing. 168 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,570 And then we went to bed, and we woke up to 169 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:22,870 our online store completely sold out. 170 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,510 Jonny: Freeze-dried foods are becoming a hot commodity. 171 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,450 Courtney: So, we do have like a little secret community 172 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:32,740 of preppers in the Halton Hills. 173 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:35,920 Jonny: She said a lot of her clients are preppers. 174 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:37,620 Doomsday preppers. 175 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,390 But I think it’s got to suck for the kids of 176 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:40,690 doomsday preppers. 177 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:42,530 For most of us, it was like, "No, no, no, no. 178 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,520 No candy ’til after dinner." 179 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,890 For them, it’s like, "No, no no. 180 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:48,460 No candy ’til after the apocalypse." 181 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:53,660 But it’s a nice entrepreneurial 182 00:08:53,770 --> 00:08:55,440 success story here in Acton. 183 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:57,810 She now employs seven teenagers. 184 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,640 Courtney: For me, the teens just make it so fun. 185 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,910 Like, they sing, they dance. 186 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:03,710 They’re just fun to work with. 187 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,550 Jonny: And yes, they are allowed and even 188 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:07,290 expected to sample the goods. 189 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,620 This has got to be a very different first 190 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,860 job experience than back in the day 191 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,620 at Beardmore Tannery. 192 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:17,930 These kids are like, "Oh, let’s make a TikTok video of 193 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,890 ice cream bars melting on our tongues." 194 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:24,330 Over at Beardmore, it was hides and maggots 195 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,730 and vats of acid. 196 00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:27,670 If you licked your finger, you were dead. 197 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,710 And the blueberries, the blueberries were small. 198 00:09:32,810 --> 00:09:35,310 I asked her if they shrank during the freeze-drying. 199 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,310 Courtney: They do naturally come that small because 200 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,280 they’re wild Canadian blueberries. 201 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,420 Jonny: I said, "From Oxford, Nova Scotia, 202 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:43,850 the blueberry capital of Canada?" 203 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,550 She said, "Yes!" 204 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:48,350 And we all know those are the most flavorful-est, 205 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:50,250 most nutrition-full blueberries 206 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,830 that ever existed... 207 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:56,700 and naturally are small, so it’s not the freeze drying. 208 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,000 You think 70 below, 209 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,770 that’s cold enough to shrink your berries. 210 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,540 And all these things were very delicious, except for... 211 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,610 Courtney: There’s some chicken hearts. 212 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,480 Jonny: So that’s a chicken heart? 213 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:10,580 Courtney: Once we were approved, 214 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,480 that’s when we went into all the fruits 215 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,680 and desserts and stuff. 216 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,050 Jonny: I knew it was a chicken heart. 217 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,790 I did not know it was a dog treat. 218 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,820 And I realized I was a beat behind the conversation 219 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,060 when I started eating it, and she says to me.... 220 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,730 Courtney: It’s human grade. 221 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:31,770 You should have waited ’til I told you that. 222 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,730 Jonny: And then my heart skipped a beat. 223 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,600 Sorry, so this is a pet treat? 224 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,670 Courtney: It is a pet treat. Jonny: That’s nasty. 225 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,040 That’s a- 226 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,780 Save that one for Fido. 227 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,720 I was confused there for a second. 228 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,580 And... 229 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,050 the chicken heart, let’s just say 230 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:49,550 my body rejected it. 231 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,340 Jonny: Next, I got to do a very interesting thing 232 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,560 here in Acton. 233 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:08,040 When I first heard I would get to use a turtle launcher 234 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,500 on Fairy Lake, 235 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,770 I assumed I was rescuing Princess Peach. 236 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,910 But instead, I had a conversation about 237 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,580 turtle conservation with Acton’s own, 238 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:22,680 Peter Duncanson and Louisa Lamberink-Van Wijk. 239 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,760 Peter and Louisa are members of a volunteer group 240 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:31,020 called the Halton Hills Turtle Guardians, 241 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,690 rescuing turtles who are trying to cross the road. 242 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,690 Louisa: It’s important that we’re in a small town 243 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,770 and we’re well known, 244 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,360 and we have a hotline now so people call that, 245 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,970 and it really helps us to respond very quickly. 246 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,570 Jonny: They’ve got a hotline. 247 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,140 Peter said by the time they get there, 248 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,980 there’s usually a crowd of people 249 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,670 all gathered around the turtle. 250 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:50,810 Peter: And they show their innovative side. 251 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:54,650 They have all kinds of floor mats and carpets. 252 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,420 Jonny: He said one time he saw a person 253 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,460 lay a trail of sliced carrot. 254 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,790 But I think that’s great that people in Acton 255 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:04,090 are asking the right questions, at least. 256 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,030 They’re saying, "How can I make sure 257 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:08,630 this animal crosses the road safely?" 258 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,430 It’s not like the comedy world where we just wait for 259 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:14,470 the animal to cross and then cynically ask why. 260 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,970 Why does the turtle cross the road? 261 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,040 Louisa: They travel early in the spring. 262 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,540 They go from where they hibernated to where 263 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,770 they want to spend the summer. 264 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,780 And the more roads, the more crossing 265 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,680 of roads they have to do to get there. 266 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,480 So, they get in trouble. 267 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:32,150 They told me that people are often scared of the turtles 268 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,450 ’cause most of the time around here 269 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:34,650 it’s snapping turtles. 270 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,120 Ah! 271 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,990 They said the danger of these animals 272 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,630 is greatly exaggerated. 273 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:41,630 Louisa: And that is their only defense mechanism. 274 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,900 It can’t run away. 275 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,840 Peter: And snapping turtles can’t pull into their shells 276 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,970 ’cause their shells are very small for their body size. 277 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,740 Jonny: I found out snapping turtles snap 278 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,200 because they can’t turtle. 279 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,970 I thought that was the whole gig. 280 00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:56,110 Nor can they defend themselves verbally, so... 281 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,710 A snapping turtle will snap because it cannot 282 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,710 snap back with a witty retort. 283 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,720 They told me sometimes they’ll get a call from 284 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,790 somebody who has found a turtle nest where a predator 285 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,730 has gotten at the eggs. 286 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:15,470 Peter: Raccoons, skunks, possum... 287 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,200 dig up the turtle eggs and eat them. 288 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,840 Jonny: But I also wonder if maybe these animals 289 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:23,470 resent the turtles because people make such a fuss 290 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,610 about helping them across the road. 291 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,900 Like you gotta think a raccoon. He’s like, 292 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:30,210 "Oh my god, half of my cousins are roadkill." 293 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,080 "They’re rolling out the red carpet car mat 294 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,750 for this turtle?" 295 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,850 "Is that guy cutting up a carrot?" 296 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,860 But what the Guardians do is they’ll take these eggs 297 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,730 that haven’t hatched and they have incubators. 298 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,130 They’ll incubate them. 299 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,970 Whoa, he’s like... staring contest. 300 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,500 Peter: He’s giving you the evil eyes. 301 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,840 Jonny: Yeah, he really is. 302 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,670 And then they’ll bring the hatchlings back to 303 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:58,510 their original habitat and set them free. 304 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,580 But I got to join in with bringing 305 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,020 these hatchlings back. 306 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,610 We went out in the canoe, 307 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,650 beautiful afternoon on Fairy Lake. 308 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,190 Peter: So we like to put them in areas where 309 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,280 there’s the aquatic plants, the lily pads. 310 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:16,190 Louisa: So we have a spot picked out for them. 311 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,530 Jonny: There’s a thing called the turtle launcher, 312 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,660 which I thought it was gonna be like, you know, 313 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,300 you take a turtle and you’d be like, all right, 314 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,800 fire in the hole. "Bsh!" 315 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,770 But, it’s not. 316 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:30,110 It’s like a fishing rod with a cup from a Nutra Bullet 317 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,200 on the end of it, is more what it’s like. 318 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,000 There we go. 319 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,150 That way you can reach out and you sort of plop it 320 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,210 where it’s gonna have its best chance at survival. 321 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:42,050 Jonny: Oh. Good luck, little fella. 322 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,820 Louisa: There you go. 323 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,020 Jonny: I mean, although they’re tough little buggers. 324 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,620 I was joking about the mortar, 325 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,690 but I bet they’d survive a t-shirt cannon. 326 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,120 But it was a cool thing to be a part of, you know? 327 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:55,700 Oh, I can feel him kicking. 328 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,690 - Wee. - There he goes. 329 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,970 There he goes. 330 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,830 I felt like I was saving wildlife. 331 00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,600 I felt, like... 332 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,070 that’s probably the closest I’ll ever come 333 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,270 to giving birth. 334 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,240 Peter: Turtle line. 335 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,310 Louisa: We’re getting a hotline call coming in. 336 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,280 Peter: Okay, is it off on the shoulder now? 337 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:19,820 And while we’re doing it, they get a hotline call. 338 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,860 Peter: Okay, by the sheep farm, okay. 339 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,020 Jonny: It went to Peter’s cell phone and he got the 340 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,820 address of where a turtle had just got hit by a car, 341 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:29,230 and then he relayed it to Louisa. 342 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,870 She called another person that she knew was free, 343 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,660 and he was like, "Yeah, I’m on the way." 344 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,740 Louisa: Keep me posted. Jonny: So that’s it? 345 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,300 The team is gonna be on it now, 346 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,700 they’ll head out there? Peter: Yeah. 347 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,840 Jonny: Like most 9-1-1 calls don’t get 348 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,910 that kind of efficiency, I think. 349 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,840 And at no point did they ever tell the caller, 350 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:49,950 "Okay, ma’am, you need to calm down." 351 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,140 Jonny: An event that all Actonites are very proud of 352 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:11,800 is the annual Acton Fall Fair. 353 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:15,870 When I was told I could attend a practice run for 354 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,150 one of the Fall Fair events, even though it’s mid-spring, 355 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,710 I felt like it was Christmas in July. 356 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:26,110 I went to Prospect Park to meet Fall Fair VP, 357 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,220 Derek "Gooch" Andrews. 358 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,960 Gooch said the fall fair here is known as 359 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,830 the best little fair in Ontario. 360 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,700 It’s food trucks, a midway, and games. 361 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,900 Derek: When you move away, 362 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,440 you always come back for fall fair. 363 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,430 Jonny: Yeah, yeah. 364 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,080 Derek: It is literally like a homecoming. 365 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,410 Jonny: Even the little practice event that 366 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,350 we had drew a bit of a crowd. 367 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,310 This is a fair fan favourite. 368 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,750 It’s the Garden Tractor Pull. 369 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,360 Jonny: This thing looks a bit to me like a riding lawnmower. 370 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,920 Is that what it once was? 371 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,790 Derek: They start life as basically garden tractors. 372 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,390 Jonny: Competitors bring these modified 373 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:10,830 riding lawnmower sized tractors 374 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,930 to see who can pull a weighted sled the furthest. 375 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,330 Derek: On you get, Jonny. 376 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,320 Jonny: They gave me the green flag. 377 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,780 Hey! 378 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,450 Jonny: Like you’re on this kind of 379 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:35,890 toyish looking tractor, but then you look back 380 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,090 at the size of the thing you’re hauling, 381 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:41,260 with 1,600 pounds of concrete on it 382 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,330 that’s designed to defeat you. 383 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,930 And this little thing is just trucking along 384 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,970 down the dirt road, it’s very cool. 385 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,170 Hey, that was a blast! 386 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,970 Thanks, everybody! Eh! 387 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,320 But I had a challenger. 388 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,410 Gooch’s daughter, Dalen. 389 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,820 She’s got his little tractor with a hot pink paint job. 390 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,160 It looks like one of Elvis Presley’s Cadillacs. 391 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,930 Jonny: Then she got the flag and boom, she takes off, 392 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,530 and I get to see it this time. 393 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,400 She’s hauling this enormous sled, 394 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,100 and everybody’s cheering her on, "Dalen!" 395 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,330 And I was like, "What the hell? 396 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:23,900 I thought you were on my side!" 397 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,940 Derek: Official results are in. 398 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,810 Jonny went 227 feet 8 inches. 399 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,850 Jonny: Thank you, thank you! 400 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:37,990 Derek: Dalen went 207 feet 7 inches. 401 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,320 Jonny: Now, how did I beat a competitor 402 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,520 with more experience? I think as a comedian, 403 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:49,370 I have experience taking things too far. 404 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,230 Dalen: Come back in the fall. 405 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,530 Jonny: I will, I’m coming back. 406 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:56,000 Definitely gonna come back. 407 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,040 And then after the race, I got to meet 408 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,340 the Acton Fall Fair ambassadors, 409 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,380 Olivia Wilson, Erin Day, 410 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,220 Yavika Sharma! 411 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,950 And what’s all this stuff you have here? 412 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,050 -It’s for you! -For you! 413 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,350 -For me? -Yeah! 414 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,320 Jonny: And apparently I am the first-ever 415 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:15,220 honorary ambassador of Acton. 416 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:22,560 I’m not saying that makes me a role model, but... 417 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,940 Yavika: You’ve got to make sure to stand up straight, 418 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,270 you know, put your best foot forward 419 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,010 and don’t forget to iron your sash. 420 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,170 Jonny: Although what I really want, 421 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,510 I’m wondering if being the ambassador, 422 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,940 if I get diplomatic license plates for my car. 423 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,180 Like, if I get pulled over speeding in Toronto, 424 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,380 can I be like, "Ah, excuse me, officer, 425 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,420 I am an ambassador from Acton on official business." 426 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,150 You might not like how I drive, but trust me, 427 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,550 it’s worth it." 428 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,160 Jonny: Although the leather biz finally dried 429 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,930 and tanners no longer tan hides, 430 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:04,570 and no longer do leather sales draw crowds en masse... 431 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,210 you’re still tough and willing and able, 432 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:10,580 and somehow make ice cream that’s shelf stable... 433 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,950 and build tractors that are small but haul some ass. 434 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,450 Toronto grows by the day, 435 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,620 but the Green Belt keeps it at bay. 436 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,390 And the small town energy here is still alive. 437 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,160 So are the turtles of Halton Region, 438 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:30,260 and from Mill Street to the parks to the Legion, 439 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:34,030 it’s still fair to say that Acton is worth the drive. 440 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,230 Thanks for coming out, everybody! 441 00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,600 You’ve been great, thank you! 442 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,250 {\an8}Rick: Everybody’s walking out 443 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,410 {\an8}feeling a couple inches taller. 444 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,610 {\an8}You, know feeling that pride. 445 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,480 {\an8}Dalem: I learned how large the Beardmore Tannery was. 446 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,220 {\an8}I didn’t know that before. 447 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,490 {\an8}Courtney: I didn’t know the turtle guardians were 448 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,260 {\an8}so serious, like I knew we had them, 449 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,360 {\an8} but I didn’t t know they had a whole hotline 450 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,930 {\an8}and a whole system. 451 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,470 {\an8}Jonny: Something like old and wise looking about it. 452 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,430 {\an8} Almost like it knows things about the cosmos 453 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,370 {\an8}that I don’t. 454 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:11,170 {\an8}Dalen: Definitely love that he came to Acton, 455 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,640 {\an8}but I let him win. 456 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:16,440 {\an8}Jonny: It’s sort of a strange get up for me. 457 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,040 {\an8}Yavika: Next time you’re here, 458 00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,980 {\an8}bring your sash and your cowboy hat. 459 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,550 {\an8} It’s absolutely required for this job. 460 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,720 {\an8}Erin: Absolutely, and we’ll be there 461 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,420 {\an8}making sure it happens.