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Morty, you got to... come on.
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- You got to come with me.
- Rick, what's going on?
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I got a surprise for you, Morty.
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It's the middle of the night.
What are you talking about?
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I got a surprise for you.
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Ow!
Ow! You're tugging me too hard.
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I got a surprise for you, Morty.
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What do you think
of this flying vehicle, Morty?
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I built it out of stuff I found
in the garage.
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Yeah, Rick, it's great.
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- Is this the surprise?
- Morty, I had to...
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I had to... I had to...
I had to make a bomb, Morty.
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- I had to create a bomb.
- What?! A bomb?!
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We're gonna drop it down there just
get a whole fresh start, Morty.
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- Create a whole fresh start.
- T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
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Come on, Morty.
Just take it easy, Morty.
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It's gonna be good.
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Right now, we're gonna go pick
up your little friend Jessica.
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Jessica?
From my math class?
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When I drop the bomb...
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you know, I want you to
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have somebody, you know I
want you to have the thing
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I'm gonna make it like a new Adam
and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.
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And Jessica's gonna be Eve,
and so that's the surprise, Morty.
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No, you can't!
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Jessica doesn't
even know I exist.
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But but forget about that,
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because you can't
blow up humanity.
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I-I get what you're
trying to say, Morty.
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Listen, I'm not you
don't you don't got to worry about me...
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trying to fool around with with Jessica
or mess around with Jessica or anything.
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I'm I'm not that
kind of guy, Morty.
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What are you talking
about, Rick?
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You you don't have to worry about
me getting with Jessica or anything.
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She she she she...
she's all for you, Morty.
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I don't care about Jessica!
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You know what, Morty?
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You're right.
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Let's forget the girl all
together.
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She she's probably nothing
but trouble, anyways.
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Arming neutrino bomb.
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That's it that's it, Rick.
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I'm taking the wheel.
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Get off of me, Morty!
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I'm taking charge of
this situation, buddy.
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What's gotten into you?
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I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna stand
around like some sort of dumb...
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What are you, crazy?
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...person and just
let you blow up the whole world.
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All right, all right.
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I'll I'll land.
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I'll land. I'll land.
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I'll land the thing.
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Big tough guy all of a sudden.
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We'll park it right here, Morty.
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Right here on the side
of the road here.
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Oh, thank God.
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You know what?
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That was all a test, Morty.
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Just an elaborate test to make
you more assertive.
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It was?
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Sure. Why not?
I don't know.
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You you know what, mo-
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Neutrino bomb armed.
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I see there's a new episode of
that singing show tonight.
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Who do you guys think is gonna
be the best singer?
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Oh, my God.
His head is in his food.
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- I'm going to puke.
- Morty, are you getting sick?
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I told you not to practice-kiss
the living-room pillow.
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The dog sleeps on it.
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I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom.
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I just I didn't get a lot of
sleep last night.
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Maybe my dreams were just too
loud or something.
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Or maybe you were out all night
again with grandpa Rick.
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- What?!
- Dad?
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What, so everyone's supposed to
sleep every single night now?
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You realize that nighttime makes
up half of all time?
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Damn it!
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- Jerry!
- Beth!
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Oh, my God.
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My parents are so loud.
I want to die.
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Mm, there is no God, summer. You
got to rip that band-aid off now.
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You'll thank me later.
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Okay, with all due respect, Rick...
What am I talking about?
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What respect is due?
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How is my son supposed to pass
his classes if you keep dragging him off
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for high-concept
Sci-Fi rigamarole?
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Listen, Jerry, I don't want to
overstep my bounds or anything.
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It's your house.
It's your world.
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You're a real Julius Caesar.
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But I'll tell you some tell you how
how I feel about school, Jerry.
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It's a waste of time a bunch of people
running around, bumping into each other.
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G-guy up front says,
"two plus two."
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The people in the
back say, "four."
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Then the bell rings, and they
give you a carton of milk
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and a piece of paper that says you
can go take a dump or something.
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I mean, it's it's not a place
for smart people, Jerry.
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And I know that's not
a popular opinion,
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but it's my two
cents on the issue.
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This was a good breakfast, Beth.
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You really made the
crap out of those eggs.
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I wish your mother was
here to eat them.
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Oh, dad.
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What? For real?
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All right, now,
everybody get settled.
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Get away from the windows!
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Now, look, we're gonna be dealing
with some real serious stuff today.
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You might have heard of it.
It's called math.
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And without it, none of us would
even exist, so let's jump right in.
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- Two plus two.
- Jessica.
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Five plus five.
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Tenssica.
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Okay, good.
It's time for the quiz.
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Yeah, you know what?!
Aw, too bad!
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Tough!
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First row, take one.
Pass it back for me.
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The stakes are
high in this room.
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There's crucial things happening
here every day.
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People getting smarter.
Some of y'all getting dumber.
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Some of y'all ain't
gonna see 3:00.
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Hi, Morty.
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Whoa!
Hi, Jessica.
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Can I show these to you?
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Wow.
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Th-they're both great.
Thank you.
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You know what I named these?
My little morties.
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Uh, that's
flattering... and a little weird.
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Do you know what I want you
to do with them?
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Rename them?
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Squeeze them.
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Manhandle them.
Give them the business.
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See if you can shuffle them.
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I mean, really get in there and
knock them around.
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- No wrong answers.
- Wow.
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Well, okay, Jessica.
L-let's give this a shot.
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Mm.
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Oh, Morty.
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What are you doing to me?
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Uh, I-I'm just doing my best.
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Morty!
What are you doing to me?!
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Jessica.
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Morty!
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Jessica.
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Five more minutes of this,
and I'm gonna get mad.
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Je-Jessica.
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Jessica.
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Not my fault this is happening.
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Well, well, well.
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- Uh, morning, Frank.
- "Morning"?
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What was what is that
supposed to mean?
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You making fun of me?
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Are you trying to say my
family's poor?
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Oh, geez, Frank.
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I don't know if a knife is
necessary.
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I mean, you know, y-you kind of
had things handled without it.
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You telling me how to bully now?
Big mistake, Morty.
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And now I'm gonna cut you,
'cause my family's rich.
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There you are, Morty.
Listen to me.
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I got an errand to run in a
whole different dimension.
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I need an extra pair of hands.
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Oh, geez, Rick.
What'd you do to Frank?
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It's pretty obvious, Morty.
I froze him.
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Now listen I need
your help, Morty.
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I mean, we got we got to get get the hell
out of here and go take care of business.
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- It's important. Come on, Morty.
- I don't know, Rick.
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I can't leave school again.
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Do you have any concept of how much
higher the stakes get out there, Morty?
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What do you think I can just
do it all by myself?
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Come on!
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Aw, geez. Okay.
I guess I can skip history.
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What about Frank?
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I mean, shouldn't
you unfreeze him?
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I'll do it later, Morty.
He'll be fine.
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Let's go.
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Oh, my God. I'm about to
walk past Frank Palicky.
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This is the story we'll be
telling our children.
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Hi, Frank.
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Aah!
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- Scalpel.
- Scalpel.
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Knock, knock.
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Jerry?
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My manager gave me an
hour for lunch, and I thought,
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"hey, why not swing by where
your wife works?"
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We're losing him.
Okay, he's back.
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Jerry, please tell me you're here
for an incredibly urgent reason.
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Well, it's lunch.
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I mean, it's one of three meals
that have existed for millennia.
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Losing him.
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Stabilized.
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Okay, I only ask, Jerry,
because, as you know,
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my job involves
performing heart surgery.
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- Well, yeah, on horses.
- Excuse me?
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Okay.
Let's not rehash that fight.
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I sense that you're busy and
will now be on my way.
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Whoa!
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What is this on the floor?
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Some kind of literature for a
really nice-looking nursing home.
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Hey, honey, crazy idea bad pitch
let's put your dad here.
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Let's put your dad
in a nursing home.
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We're losing him.
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Hey, Tom.
We know when we're losing him.
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We can hear the beeps!
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There she is.
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All right. Come on, Morty.
Let's go.
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Oh, geez. Okay.
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Oh, man, Rick.
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What is this place?
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It's dimension 35c,
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and it's got the perfect
climate conditions
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for a special type
of tree, Morty, called a mega tree,
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and there's fruit in those trees,
and there's seeds in those fruits.
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I'm talking about mega seeds.
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They're they're
incredibly powerful,
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and I need them to help me
with my research, Morty.
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Oh, man, Rick.
I'm looking around this place,
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and I'm starting to work up some
anxiety about this whole thing.
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All right. All right.
Calm down. Listen to me, Morty.
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I know that new situations can
be intimidating.
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You're looking around,
and it's all scary and different,
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but, you know,
m-meeting them head on,
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charging right into them like a
bull that's how we grow as people.
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I'm no stranger to
scary situations.
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I deal with them all the time.
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Now, if you just stick with me,
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Morty, we're gonna be holy
crap, Morty, run!
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I never seen that thing
before in my life.
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I don't even know
what the hell it is!
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We got to get out of here,
Morty!
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It's gonna kill us!
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We're gonna die!
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We're gonna die, Morty!
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Oh, Morty, take a deep breath.
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Breathe that breathe that
fresh air in, Morty.
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Y-you smell that?
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That's the smell of
adventure, Morty.
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That's that's the smell of
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of of of a whole different
evolutionary timeline.
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All right, Rick, look how
much longer is this gonna be?
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Shouldn't I be back
at school by now?
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Are you joking me?
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I mean, look at all the crazy
crap surrounding us.
244
00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:54,794
Look at that thing right there.
What the hell is that thing?
245
00:08:54,919 --> 00:08:57,180
You think you're gonna see that
kind of thing at school?
246
00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,465
Look at it just
lumbering around.
247
00:08:59,590 --> 00:09:01,125
It defies all logic that thing.
248
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,325
Yeah, Rick, I get it.
249
00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:04,195
We're surrounded by monsters.
250
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,580
That's kind of the reason
why I want to leave.
251
00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:06,410
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
252
00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:08,595
Morty, you see this?
253
00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,524
You see what we just
stumbled upon, Morty?
254
00:09:10,649 --> 00:09:12,294
Any idea what that
is down there?
255
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,565
The mega trees?
256
00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:17,065
That's right, Morty the mega trees
with the mega fruit on them.
257
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,791
And that's what I'm talking
about, Morty.
258
00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:19,860
That's where my seeds are.
259
00:09:19,889 --> 00:09:21,014
If we would have done
what you wanted,
260
00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,053
I would have never
have found them,
261
00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:24,174
because you're
so in love with school.
262
00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:25,565
All right, all right.
263
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,695
So, what's so special about
these seeds, anyways?
264
00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,700
You ask a lot of
questions, Morty.
265
00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,764
Not very charismatic.
266
00:09:30,889 --> 00:09:33,394
It makes you kind of an
Under underfoot figure.
267
00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:34,524
Just take these shoes, Morty.
268
00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,625
They're special grappling shoes.
269
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,225
When you're wearing these
things, these babies,
270
00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,794
you can basically just walk on
any surface you want, Morty
271
00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:43,794
up, down, below, turn around to
the left.
272
00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:45,825
These things really bring it all
together.
273
00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:46,764
Aah!
274
00:09:46,889 --> 00:09:48,389
You have to turn them on, Morty!
275
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,725
The shoes have to be turned on!
276
00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,625
I am not putting my
father in a home!
277
00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:54,995
He just came back into my life,
278
00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:57,721
and you want to grab him
and stuff him
279
00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,000
under a mattress like last
month's Victoria's secret?
280
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,215
I told you I was ordering you
something for Valentine's day.
281
00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:06,770
More importantly, your father is
a horrible influence on our son.
282
00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,465
Everything cool in here, Beth?
283
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:10,595
- It's fine, Davin.
- Okay, cool.
284
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,524
You know, we did
something great today.
285
00:10:12,649 --> 00:10:16,865
There's nothing more noble and
free than the heart of a horse.
286
00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:19,299
Since we're fighting, if you ever
have an affair with that guy,
287
00:10:19,325 --> 00:10:23,460
I will come to the hotel room and blow my
brains out all over your naked bodies.
288
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,724
Look, I appreciate the
stress you're under, but...
289
00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:28,595
Morty was having trouble in school
way before my dad moved in,
290
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:31,065
and the only influence I
can see Rick having...
291
00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:34,765
is that, for the first time in
his life, Morty has a friend.
292
00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:39,095
Well, maybe you're right.
293
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,424
Uh, yeah, maybe I am.
294
00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:42,695
I'm my father's daughter.
I'm smart.
295
00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:44,325
Why do you think I'm
a heart surgeon?
296
00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:45,251
Horse heart surgeon.
297
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:45,825
Hello?
298
00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:46,595
Mrs. Smith?
299
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,225
This is principal Vagina,
no relation.
300
00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,995
I wonder if you and Morty's
father might be able
301
00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,665
to have a chat
with me this afternoon?
302
00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:56,699
Morty, oh, you really d-did a
number on your legs right now.
303
00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,615
You know, you got to turn the shoes
on, Morty, for them to work.
304
00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,750
Yeah, look I turned mine on.
I had no problem getting down here.
305
00:11:02,789 --> 00:11:04,125
It was a leisurely breeze.
306
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,764
I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.
307
00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:07,294
Yeah, I can see that.
308
00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:10,988
But do you think you'll still be able
to help me collect my seeds, Morty?
309
00:11:11,289 --> 00:11:12,125
Are you kidding me?!
310
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,264
That's it, Rick!
311
00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,394
That's the last straw!
312
00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:15,425
I can't believe this!
313
00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,210
I'm sitting here with
both of my legs broken,
314
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,959
and you're still asking me
about getting those seeds?!
315
00:11:20,049 --> 00:11:21,465
Ooh! Ow! Oh!
316
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,225
Y-y-you're a monster.
317
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,394
Y-you're like Hitler, but
318
00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:26,664
but even Hitler cared about
Germany or something.
319
00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:28,865
Okay, hold on just a
second, Morty.
320
00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,294
Ooh.
321
00:11:48,419 --> 00:11:49,294
Ohh.
322
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:50,394
Ooh.
323
00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:52,125
Wow, Rick.
324
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,794
That stuff just healed my broken
legs instantly.
325
00:11:54,919 --> 00:11:57,325
I mean, I've never felt
so good in my life.
326
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,264
Thank you.
327
00:11:58,389 --> 00:11:59,625
Don't worry about it, Morty.
328
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,725
Just come help me get these
seeds, all right, buddy?
329
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:02,664
Sure thing, Rick.
330
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:03,725
Not that you asked,
331
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:05,195
Morty, but what just
happened there is...
332
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:08,420
I went into a future dimension with
such advanced medicine...
333
00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:10,695
that they had broken-leg serum at
every corner drugstore.
334
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,365
The stuff was all over the
place, Morty.
335
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,024
Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.
336
00:12:14,149 --> 00:12:16,514
There's just one problem,
Morty one little hang-up.
337
00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:18,264
The dimension I visited was so
338
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,625
advanced, they had also halted
339
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,195
the aging process, and everyone
340
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,595
there was young, Morty, and they
had been forever.
341
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,264
I was the only old
person there, Morty.
342
00:12:25,389 --> 00:12:28,075
It was like I was some sort of, you
know, celebrity, walking around.
343
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,095
I-I was fascinating to them.
344
00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,965
There were a lot of attractive
women there, Morty,
345
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:34,364
and they they they they
all wanted time with me.
346
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:35,524
I had a lot of fun with
a lot of young ladies,
347
00:12:35,649 --> 00:12:37,595
but I spent so much time there,
348
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,300
my interdimensional portal device
it's got no charge left, Morty.
349
00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:41,711
- It's got no charge left.
- What?!
350
00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:43,294
It's as good as garbage, Morty.
351
00:12:43,419 --> 00:12:44,625
It's not gonna work
anymore, Morty.
352
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,164
Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good.
353
00:12:46,289 --> 00:12:47,264
W-what are we gonna do?
354
00:12:47,389 --> 00:12:49,095
I-I have to be back at school
right now.
355
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,225
How are we gonna get back home?
356
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,264
There's ways to get
back home, Morty.
357
00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:54,509
It's just it's just gonna be
a little bit of a hassle.
358
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,464
We're gonna have to go through
interdimensional customs,
359
00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:58,590
so you're gonna have
to do me a real solid.
360
00:12:58,649 --> 00:12:59,625
Uh-oh.
361
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,125
When we get to customs,
362
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,230
I'm gonna need you to take
these seeds into the bathroom,
363
00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:06,121
and I'm gonna need you to put them
way up inside your butthole, Morty.
364
00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:06,865
In my butt?
365
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:09,164
Put them way up inside there,
as far as they can fit.
366
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,195
Oh, geez, Rick.
367
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,625
I really don't want
to have to do that.
368
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,465
Well, somebody's got to
do it, Morty.
369
00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,595
Th-these seeds aren't gonna get
370
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,001
through customs unless they're
in someone's rectum, Morty.
371
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,695
And they'll fall right
out of mine.
372
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,289
I've done this too
many times, Morty.
373
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:22,625
I mean, you're young.
374
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:23,910
You've got your whole
life ahead of you,
375
00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:26,335
and your anal cavity is
still taut, yet malleable.
376
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,865
You got to do it for grandpa,
Morty.
377
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,625
Y-you've got to put these seeds
inside your butt.
378
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,325
- In my butt?
- Come on, Morty.
379
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,365
Please, Morty.
You have to do it, Morty.
380
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:34,365
Oh, man.
381
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,195
The fact is, your son, Morty,
382
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,595
has attended this school for a
383
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,825
total of seven hours over the
last two months.
384
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,725
What?
Why didn't you notify us?
385
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,095
I done been notifying you.
386
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,380
Have you not been getting the
387
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,350
messages I've been leaving with
Morty's grandfather?
388
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:48,225
Boom!
389
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:52,024
Told you! In your face!
He is ruining our child!
390
00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:52,995
Wait, what am I celebrating?
391
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,725
Yeah, see, I thought
something was fishy there,
392
00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:56,172
because it's usually
Morty's grandpa
393
00:13:56,197 --> 00:13:57,375
that's taking him out of school.
394
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,465
Summer?
395
00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:01,294
What kind
of God lets this happen?
396
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:02,664
We had a little incident.
397
00:14:02,789 --> 00:14:04,764
A student was frozen to death.
398
00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,695
And there's no evidence that a
Latino student did it!
399
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,894
Everyone wants to take this
to a racial place.
400
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:10,995
I won't let them.
401
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,465
The glarp zone is for
flarping and unglarping only.
402
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,850
So, I told him, "give me the
blimfarx," you know?
403
00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:20,375
This this guy he doesn't
understand interstellar currency.
404
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,910
It's, like, I'm trying to eat
405
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,664
a flimflam like, that's what
we eat on girvonesk.
406
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:27,365
The glarp zone is for
flarping and unglarping only.
407
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:30,095
I don't like it here, Morty.
I can't abide bureaucracy.
408
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,024
I don't like being told where to
go and what to do.
409
00:14:32,149 --> 00:14:33,225
I consider it a violation.
410
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,065
Did you get those seeds all the
way up your butt?
411
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:36,095
Yeah, Rick.
412
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,625
Let's just get this
over with, okay?
413
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,424
I mean, these things are pointy.
414
00:14:38,549 --> 00:14:39,465
They hurt.
415
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,095
That means they're good ones.
416
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,095
You're a good kid, Morty.
417
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,595
Those mega seeds are super
valuable to my work.
418
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,920
You've been a huge help to me.
419
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:49,225
I'm gonna be able to do
all kind of things with them.
420
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,431
It's gonna be great, Morty.
421
00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:51,465
All kinds of science.
422
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,365
Okay, next through.
423
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,424
Except you. You go over there.
424
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,595
Why does he have to go
over there?
425
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,524
Random check.
426
00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:58,024
He's got to go through
the new machine.
427
00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,431
What new machine?
428
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:00,429
It's a new machine.
429
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:01,720
It detects stuff all the way up
your butt.
430
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,225
Run, Morty! Run!
431
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,264
Aah!
432
00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:05,294
Red alert!
433
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:21,919
Ohhhhh!
434
00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:29,894
Hey! Ohhhhhh.
435
00:15:30,549 --> 00:15:31,424
Aah!
436
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:35,164
Don't think about it!
437
00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:37,365
Ooh!
438
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,195
Oh, nice, Morty!
439
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,794
The student becomes the teacher.
440
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,065
Whoooooo!
441
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,490
Aah!
442
00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:55,264
Aw, hell, no, dawg.
443
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,825
You know me I'm just trying to-
444
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,125
Aah!
445
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:03,670
I need to type in the coordinates
to our home world, Morty.
446
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,294
- Cover me.
- Oh, man.
447
00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:07,339
I mean, you know, I-I don't want
to shoot nobody.
448
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,720
They're just robots, Morty!
449
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:11,225
It's okay to shoot them!
They're robots!
450
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,164
Aah!
451
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:14,264
My leg is shot off!
452
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:15,429
Glenn's bleeding to death!
453
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,195
Someone call his
wife and children!
454
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,625
They're not robots, Rick!
455
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,394
It's a figure of speech, Morty.
456
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:22,424
They're bureaucrats.
I don't respect them.
457
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,625
Just keep shooting, Morty.
458
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,125
You have no idea what prison
is like here!
459
00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:31,264
Holy crap!
This is insane!
460
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,095
Come on, Morty!
461
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:44,189
We got to get the
hell out of here!
462
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:49,125
Wow.
463
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,600
Did you just come into the
cafeteria through a portal?
464
00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:52,995
Uh, yeah.
465
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,130
Well, you know, my my
Ferrari's in the shop.
466
00:16:56,419 --> 00:16:57,594
Just kidding.
467
00:16:57,619 --> 00:16:59,894
- You're Morty, right?
- Yeah.
468
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,365
You can get his number later.
Come on, Morty.
469
00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:02,530
We got to get out of here.
470
00:17:02,549 --> 00:17:04,365
You got to get those seeds out
of your ass.
471
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,069
Oh, look, honey. It's our
son with Albert Ein-douche.
472
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,095
What?
473
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,164
I'm an angry father,
not an improvisor.
474
00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,664
Oh, hi, Jerry.
475
00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:13,625
Oh, my goodness, Morty!
476
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,694
What are you doing out of class?
477
00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:15,724
We talked about this.
478
00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:20,894
Your your parents and I are very
disappointed in in this behavior.
479
00:17:21,019 --> 00:17:23,065
No? No takers?
480
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,625
You guys should really not be
touching that stuff.
481
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,125
- It's beyond your reasoning.
- You're beyond our reasoning!
482
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,194
Takes one to know one.
483
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,494
Dad, how could you make
484
00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:31,795
my son miss an entire
semester of school?
485
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,565
I mean, it's not like he's a hot
girl.
486
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:36,250
He can't just bail on his life and
set up shop in someone else's.
487
00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:38,724
What what are you
guys doing with my stuff?
488
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,295
We're moving you... to a
nursing home.
489
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,464
A nursing home?
490
00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:43,394
What are what are you, nuts?
491
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:45,365
I'm a genius.
I build robots for fun.
492
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,494
Well, now you can
build baskets and watch
493
00:17:47,619 --> 00:17:49,394
Paul Newman movies on VHS...
494
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,439
and mentally scar the boy scouts
every Christmas.
495
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,095
- What does that mean?
- It's personal.
496
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,424
Dad, mom, come on.
497
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:56,565
Rick just needed my help is all.
498
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,265
Morty, stay out of this.
499
00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,464
You are obviously not capable of
500
00:17:59,589 --> 00:18:01,194
judging these
situations on your own.
501
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:03,095
What are you trying to
say about Morty?
502
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,295
That he's stupid or something?
503
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,065
Oh, don't high-road us, dad.
504
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,525
You know fully well that Morty
505
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:10,224
is the last child that needs to
be missing classes.
506
00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:11,694
I-I-I don't know what
you mean by that.
507
00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:13,819
Can can can you be a
little bit more specific?
508
00:18:13,849 --> 00:18:16,474
Oh, for crying out he's got some
kind of disability or something.
509
00:18:16,849 --> 00:18:18,194
Is that what you want us to say?
510
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,664
I do?
511
00:18:19,789 --> 00:18:21,224
Well, duh doy, son.
512
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,694
Look, I love you, Morty, but...
513
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:25,465
we both know you're not as
fast as the other kids,
514
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:28,125
and if you want
to compete in this world,
515
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,324
you got to work twice as hard.
516
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:30,865
Aw, geez, dad.
517
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,224
Y-you know, that's a lot to drop
on a kid all at once.
518
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:36,365
Morty, t-tell your
parents the square root of pi.
519
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,225
Oh, come on, Rick.
You know I can't.
520
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,530
The square root of pi, Morty.
Go!
521
00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:42,825
1.77245385.
522
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:43,964
Whoa!
523
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,394
What the hell?
524
00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:46,994
Holy crap. He's right.
525
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:50,295
Morty, tell your parents the
first law of Thermodynamics.
526
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,920
"The increment in the
internal energy of a system is...
527
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:55,394
equal to the increment of heat
supplied to the system."
528
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:57,624
Wow! I'm so smart!
529
00:18:57,649 --> 00:19:00,265
But I told the both of
you school is stupid.
530
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:01,724
It's not how you learn things.
531
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,095
Morty's a gifted child.
He has a special mind.
532
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,894
That's why he's
my little helper.
533
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:06,994
He's like me.
534
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:10,125
He's gonna be doing great
science stuff later in his life.
535
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,424
He's too smart for school.
536
00:19:11,549 --> 00:19:14,795
He needs to keep hanging out
and helping me.
537
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,515
Jerry, I don't want whatever's
happening here to stop.
538
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,125
No, I-I understand.
539
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,724
Uh, maybe we overreacted.
540
00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:24,125
But he has to keep
going to school.
541
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,325
Okay, Jerry.
542
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,349
You drive a hard bargain, but
what am I supposed to do?
543
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,565
Say no?
544
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,565
You you really wear the pants
around here.
545
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:32,765
I just want you to know,
546
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:34,194
between us, from now on,
it's gonna be
547
00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:37,224
100% honesty and open,
clear communication.
548
00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:39,664
Frank Palicky was
frozen to death today!
549
00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:41,125
No idea what you're
talking about.
550
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:42,494
Okay.
551
00:19:42,619 --> 00:19:45,765
Well, uh, Morty, it's your
bedtime in an hour.
552
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,295
Don't stay up all night again.
553
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,724
This is good, though.
This can work.
554
00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,494
I think we can be a family.
555
00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:56,565
And now, Beth, if you'll have me,
I would love to have you.
556
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,365
You know what?
Okay.
557
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,565
Holy cow, Rick.
558
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,025
I didn't know hanging out with
you was making me smarter.
559
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,664
Full disclosure, Morty it's not.
560
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,565
Temporary superintelligence is
just a side effect of the mega
561
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,349
seeds dissolving in
your rectal cavity.
562
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,424
Aw, man.
563
00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:14,164
Yeah, and once those
seeds wear off,
564
00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:16,065
you're gonna lose most
of your motor skills,
565
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,125
and you're also gonna lose
a significant amount of
566
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,365
brain functionality for 72
hours, Morty.
567
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:22,450
Starting right about now.
568
00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:25,525
Ohh, man.
Oh, geez! Ohh.
569
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,525
I'm sorry, Morty.
It's a bummer.
570
00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,394
In reality, you're as
dumb as they come.
571
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,338
And I needed those seeds real bad,
and I had to give them up
572
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,223
just to get your
parents off my back,
573
00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:35,718
so now we're gonna
have to go get more.
574
00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:38,365
And then we're gonna go on even
more adventures after that, Morty.
575
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,994
And you're gonna keep your mouth
shut about it, Morty,
576
00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:43,270
because the world is full of idiots that
don't understand
577
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:45,424
what's important, and they'll
tear us apart, Morty.
578
00:20:45,524 --> 00:20:48,165
But if you stick with me, I'm gonna
accomplish great things, Morty,
579
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:50,449
and you're gonna
be part of them,
580
00:20:50,474 --> 00:20:51,149
and together, we're gonna
run around, Morty.
581
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,585
We're gonna do all kinds of
wonderful things, Morty.
582
00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:54,550
Just you and me, Morty.
583
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,825
The outside world is
our enemy, Morty.
584
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:59,025
We're the only friends
we've got, Morty.
585
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:02,329
It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and
Morty and their adventures, Morty.
586
00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:04,164
Rick and Morty
forever and forever.
587
00:21:04,289 --> 00:21:06,224
100 years, Rick and
Morty's things.
588
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,224
Me and Rick and Morty running
around, and Rick and Morty time.
589
00:21:10,349 --> 00:21:11,924
All day long, forever.
590
00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:13,494
All a hundred days.
591
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,164
Rick and Morty
forever 100 times.
592
00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:18,394
Over and over,
rickandmortyadventures.com.
593
00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:21,525
www.rickandmorty.com.
594
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,825
www.rickandmortyadventures.
595
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,595
All 100 years.
596
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,194
Every minute, rickandmorty.com.
597
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:31,849
www.100timesrickandmorty.com.
598
00:21:33,474 --> 00:21:38,474
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