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Beth: You two are hungry.
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-It's a big day.
-We're gonna kill God.
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-Come again?
-Christian god is real.
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He's been asleep
for thousands of years,
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We're gonna sneak up there
and kill 'em.
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Mob style.
Just whack his ass.
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-Can I kill God?
-Fuck off, Summer.
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-As if.
-Beth, do you hear this?
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Sweetie,
don't get all worked up
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before your job interview.
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-Job interview?
-Yes.
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Is that
so hard to believe?
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Actually, yeah.
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Something's off.
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♫ ♫
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No!
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(screams)
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Shit!
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♫ ♫
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Mr. Always: Hunt me!
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Hunt me! Hunt me!
Somebody hunt me!
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Don't hunt him
-to completion!
-Hunt me!
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(watch beeps)
Oh, shit. Um...
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Everyone start packing.
N-No time to explain.
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Rick?
Dad, what's wrong?
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Someone just killed
a decoy family.
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I'm Mr. Always
Wants To Be Hunted!
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Yes, and how interesting
did you think that would stay?!
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♫ ♫
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Morty: You made
clones of us?
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Decoys, Morty.
Very different.
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-Very different, sweetie.
-Different h-h-- Ow!
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Yeah, Dad.
Different h-how?
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Lotta people out there
want a piece of this, sweetie.
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I'm cool,
and it makes them feel bad.
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So, y'know, after that trouble
with Space Beth,
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I made passable copies
of the family
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and placed them
around the country
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as a buffer zone
to protect --
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But why does he always
-want to be hunted?
-Jerry...
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That's not important
-right now, Dad.
-Sure, guys.
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Rick can make secret decoys
of the family
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and place them
all around the country,
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but fuck me
if I have questions
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about the Starfish Man
in a target suit.
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So thankful
this is my Saturday.
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Why was he in
that cryo-pod?!
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The cryopod is
what confuses you?
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Jerry, can't you see
we've moved on to higher stakes?
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Well,
I don't see any stakes at all.
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♫ ♫
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(Morty laughs)
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(watch beeps)
Ah, shit!
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Guess we'll just
be saying ciao bella
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to our deposit, then --Shut up and pack, Jerry.
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Squids just killed
a decoy family.
Decoy family?
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Is this is why you wanted
to get out of town?
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You think I'd lie to you
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about why we're on vacation,
Morty?
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I wouldn't lie to you.
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Well, that's a lie.
Huh...
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So, someone out there
is trying to kill us?
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Someone's always trying
to kill us --
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That's what the decoys
are for.
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They go on fun, self-contained
terrestrial adventures and...
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take bullets
meant for us.
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Shit.
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(screams) No!
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(watch beeps)
Oh, shit.
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Decoy family.
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I think
Dad was still outside.
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Wh-Wh-What's
a decoy family?
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Hard concept, Morty.
Hard concept.
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I've never really cracked it,
if I'm being honest.
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Decided it was maybe better
as a kind of kinetic mislead
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-for another special episode!
-Oh, cool.
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Announcer:
We now return to "When Wolf."
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Whoa.
A time-traveling wolf?
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-Count me in.
-Yeah, I never thought
of the where in werewolf
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like who, what,
when and where.
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C-Clever wordplay!
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When Wolf.
Dracula.
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You know
why I'm here.
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I'm safe here, Ian.
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Christianity hasn't
been invented yet --
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Crosses are just
baby T's to me now.
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I got out.
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Please,
don't invite me back in.
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Huh, kinda mucked it up with
-this Dracula stuff.
-You're right.
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It shows a lack of faith
in their core concept,
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I'd much rather watch
When Wolf go to the '20s
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and invest in
the stock market --
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but then eat people.
Yeah.
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Look,
if you really want to know
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what happened to Beth's mom,
it -- Whup.
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Squid aliens just
killed a decoy family.
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Decoy family?
You made more clones?
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Clones are like 32%
of all sci-fi, sweetie.
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You don't get to own 'clones.
Yes, I made some decoys.
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They're exactly like us,
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with a few tweaks
and a backdoor shutdown.
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Do you just get hard creating
sentient life?
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Actually, I get hard
protecting my family.
Ew.
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-Gross.
-Yeah, now everyone gets
killer doppelgangers.
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-Cool deal.
-The decoys are harmless,
Beth.
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Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know
they're decoys?
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They wouldn't be very good
decoys if they did, Sum Sum.
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So they think
they're us?
That's the deal.
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How do you know
we're not decoys?
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Oh, my God.
We're decoys.
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Oh, God.
We might not be real.
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W-We might be decoys!
M-Morty, quick!
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-Wh-Wh-What do I do?
-My failsafe, Morty.
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M-M-My final,
secret failsafe.
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I-It proves I'm real.
You have to help me.
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I-I-I'd never
joke about this.
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There's a barcode,
Morty.
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A-A barcode on the
interior of my left ass cheek.
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What?
Morty, please,
I'm begging you.
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I'm not looking
at your ass.
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Please, Morty!
Is it there?
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God damn it!
Just tell me if I'm real!
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Morty, do it!
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(farts)
Gross!
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Dad!
(laughs)
Summer, you fucking idiot.
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-We're not decoys.
-Wh-Why did
I get punished?!
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A, decoys don't build decoys,
and, B, you think
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the mere suggestion I'm fake
would break me?
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-Christ, I'm not your mom.
-Fuck off.
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(watch beeps)
Jeez, these guys really
wanna kill me bad.
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Alright.
Here's the plan.
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We're gonna hide out
with a decoy family,
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and when these squids show up,
we jump their asses.
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Jerry! Come on!
Family emergency.
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A bigger emergency than
my lemon squares not setting?
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They're gluten free,
sugar free,
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and lemon free.
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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0-8-5.
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Kind of expected
a funnier password.
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I didn't plan
on showing them off.
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Damn. Like "Westworld."Yes, Morty, like "Westworld."
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But don't fuck them.
-S-Summer!
-Whatever, creep.
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I'm gonna see how accurate
you got my room.
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Rick, when you say you made
an exact replica of the house,
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d-did you mean like, y'know,
a-a-an exact replica?
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I know about
the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty.
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-Shit.
-You know you can use tissues,
right?
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I can't finish
without it.
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So you do know what
a happy family looks like.
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I know what
a fake one looks like.
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Morty: Uh, Rick?
Rick: What?
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Did you use this house
to make decoys, too?
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What? Morty, why the fuck
would I do that?
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You think I'd go
somewhere else to --
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Okay. Well, I am now
less worried about the squids.
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Isolate head
at normal processing.
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What the fuck you think
you're doing down there?
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-You're making decoys?
-Wait, how do you --
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Oh, God.
Summer was right.
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Everyone in the car.
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You said decoys
didn't make decoys.
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And, usually,
they don't.
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But again,
it's nothing to worry about,
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because decoys
are harmless.
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Just have to, y'know,
visit the rest
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-and terminate the program.
-Terminate? They're alive, Dad.
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And at some point,
they won't be,
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That's how
existing works.
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W-W-What, are you gonna
save every stray cat?
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No, but I can resist
making more of them in a lab.
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Gah, look!
Save the empathy.
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It's more termite infestation
than "Blade Runner" --
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I still think
we're decoys.
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You just want an excuse
to stop trying.
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Yeah. And?
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Oooh.
There's a handsome fellow.
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Uh-oh.
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I thought
you made them harmless.
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I don't remember
making this one.
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Oh, hi, Rick.
Family, me?
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Hey, when did
you all leave?
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Analysis Mode.
8-0-0-8-5.
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Hmm?
N-Nothing, buddy.
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You-you gotta stop
with all that coffee.
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It's making you loopy.
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H-Happy Analysis Mode.
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Happy Analysis Mode to you,
too!
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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0 --
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Shit!
You think I'm a decoy?
193
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How do you know
about the decoys!
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They were my idea!
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00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:44,621
Jerry: Well, now I know
you're pranking me.
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Rick: Analysis Mode.
Password 8-equal-sign
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equal-sign-capital "D."
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Hide.
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What?!
Hide!
200
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♫ ♫
201
00:06:57,198 --> 00:06:59,113
Morty: Wow. Like --
Like "Ex Machina."
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Rick: Yes, Morty,
like "Ex Machina."
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00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,508
But don't fuck them.
-Summer!
-Summer: Whatever, weirdo.
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00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,292
I'm gonna see
how wrong you got my room.
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00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,599
Beth: So you do know what
a loving family looks like.
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A simulated one, yes.
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00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,950
-Why are we hiding?
-He thinks he's me,
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00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,039
and I was about to
start terminating decoys.
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00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,172
-But we're not decoys.
-Sure, tell him that.
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Morty: Rick?
Did you make decoys here, too?
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00:07:16,696 --> 00:07:18,481
Rick: Morty, what reason
could I have for --
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What the...
213
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Isolate head
at normal processing!
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00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,051
You dumb asshole,
you made decoys?
215
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Again,
they were my idea.
216
00:07:25,705 --> 00:07:27,315
Wait, w-what happened
to the other guy?
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00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,709
Other guy?(rustling)
218
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Wait, that means I'm a decoy.
Fuckin' Summer.
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Check the closets.
220
00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,500
-Killer decoys!
-They've gone rogue!
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Take out the decoys!
222
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Shit. Somebody put
a gun in my teeth!
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00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:42,896
Stop shooting, Dad.
They're us,
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00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,158
We don't have
to fight them!
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00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,551
Classic prisoners dilemma,
Beth.
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00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,248
I-I'm a cool guy, I --
Y'know? I can talk it out.
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But that asshole... Me?
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You decoy piece of shit.
You're the one who shot first!
229
00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,166
We can work this out!
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Just stop trying
to kill each other!
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Sorry, Decoy Beth,
but this only ends one way --
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with one of us accepting
we're a decoy.
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And once he knows
he's a decoy,
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he'll know he won't be safe
until he's killed the real Rick,
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along with anyone
who thinks he's him.
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00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,657
Pretty perceptive,
for a decoy.
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00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,006
This is getting
nowhere.
238
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,530
Let's charge their asses
on three.
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00:08:07,573 --> 00:08:09,836
-Do we have to do this?
-Morty, this is gonna sound bad,
240
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,534
but would you trust me
not to kill you?
241
00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:13,536
-Oof.
-I mean good point
but Jesus Christ.
242
00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:15,189
We rush 'em on three.
Ready?
243
00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,843
-I don't wanna kill us, Rick.
-It's them or us, Morty.
244
00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,192
I don't trust me.
Do you trust you?
245
00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,020
Yes?
Freak.
246
00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,936
(all screaming)
247
00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,242
Rick: Before you
say anything,
248
00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:25,852
they were already
killing each other.
249
00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:28,072
Well, you could've
-done something.
-Not sure, actually.
250
00:08:28,115 --> 00:08:29,421
I've heard stories
about this.
251
00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:31,554
We're looking
at a possible Asimov Cascade.
252
00:08:31,597 --> 00:08:33,207
-Sorry, what's happening?
-I need an explainer, too.
253
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,426
Yeah I-I'm pretty
behind on this one.
254
00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:36,689
Car,
can I get a whiteboard?
255
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,386
When Squids
started killing decoys,
256
00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,953
decoys started
checking their decoys
257
00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,564
and learning that
they're making decoys.
258
00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:43,609
That's making them seek out
and run into other decoys,
259
00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,393
making them realize
they're decoys,
260
00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,961
making them start
to kill other decoys.
261
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,397
-Say "decoy" again.
-Fuck you.
262
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:50,616
Well,
how do we stop it?
263
00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,096
Beth, the loop's
already started,
264
00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,707
It's basically
"Highlander" rules now.
265
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:55,926
Really?
1986?
266
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,144
"There can be only one?"
267
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,450
Shit.
We gotta rent it after this,
268
00:08:58,493 --> 00:08:59,712
Connery plays
"The Spaniard,"
269
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,584
but does nothing
about his accent.
270
00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:03,063
Well, what about the squids?
I mean, they started this.
271
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,064
Would killing them
finish it?
272
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,413
Might work.
Alt pitch.
273
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,937
We just terminate
the rest of the decoys.
274
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,504
Nobody's terminating anything.
This is your mess.
275
00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,724
Nobody else with our face
and memories has to die.
276
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,335
Beth, as much as your passion
warms my cold, cold heart,
277
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,815
this thing feels
pretty far gone.
278
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,730
Not only are the decoys liable
to be anywhere,
279
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,514
but also, we don't know
how many there are.
280
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,081
You get far enough
down the decoy line
281
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,256
and shit starts
to get weird.
282
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,910
You ever make
a copy of a copy?
283
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,347
You're helping us fix this.
We're taking out the squids.
284
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:29,002
I say we split up.
Some of us take down squids
285
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,264
while the rest of us --Engage in B-stories
286
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,614
we'll have to track
simultaneously?
287
00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:32,919
No thank yeeew!
288
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,442
We stick together
till this is all wrapped up.
289
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,966
I dunno --
The squids seem pretty good
290
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,010
at taking out
Smith families.
291
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,272
Well,
this'll sound weird,
292
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,535
but I think
I have a pitch for that.
293
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:44,670
This costume
smells like ass!
294
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,367
-God, there's no pleasing you.
-It's really bad, Rick.
295
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,282
Did you let a gym coach
break it in?
296
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,544
Why are
we wearing these?
297
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,329
Because we'll fit in
and avoid detection
298
00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:52,678
as we take out
all the squids.
299
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,158
Might also help us
anonymously
300
00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:55,768
take out excess decoys,
if we have to.
301
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,465
-Which we won't.
-Unless we're decoys.
302
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,467
He's starting to wonder.
I knew it.
303
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,556
I knew we didn't seem
like Colorado people.
304
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,210
(chuckling) Oh, my God!
You are, aren't you?
305
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,690
You're worried
you might be fake!
306
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,126
Sure, Beth.
Try to love this more.
307
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,562
Just glad you have
to walk a mile
308
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,782
in someone else's
-squid costume.
-There's one.
309
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,654
H-Hey what are they mad
at you for, anyway?
310
00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:13,525
Well, we're talking about me.
It could be anything.
311
00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,309
Maybe jealous
of my penis size.
312
00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,138
I had sex with their queen.
My dick's too big.
313
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,792
The list goes
on and on.
314
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:25,798
♫ ♫
315
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,017
Alright.
Hey, one down!
316
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,236
Probably, what,
40 more to go? 45?
317
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,021
Should be pretty easy,
unless killing them
318
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,239
brings in a bigger bad
319
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,501
or some kind
of horrible mothership.
320
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:34,807
Okay,
let's loot their shit,
321
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,680
find their weaknesses,
be done by sundown.
322
00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:39,290
Huh.
Wait.
323
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,336
But if the squids are decoys,
and we dressed as squids...
324
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,686
Well, I think
I found their weakness.
325
00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:45,862
They don't fucking
listen to me.
326
00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:47,167
(coughs)
327
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,693
Honestly,
probably for the best.
328
00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:58,831
(laughs)!
329
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,224
Man, I'm good.
330
00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:02,748
(watch beeps)(sighs)
331
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:07,622
♫ ♫
332
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,015
Dad!
333
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,843
(all scream)
334
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:15,195
♫ ♫
335
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,588
(sighs)
336
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:17,937
♫ ♫
337
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,723
Argh!
Hey!
338
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:21,854
Ugh!
339
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,856
(sighs)
340
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,857
(electricity crackles)
341
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,554
(sobs)
342
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,862
♫ ♫
343
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,256
(sighing) Ugh!
344
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,041
(watch beeps)
345
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,260
Oh, shit.
One of mine.
346
00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:37,740
-Where are we going?
-Off grid, Morty.
347
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,480
We're gonna live in the woods,
like Libertarians.
348
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,091
We'll hunt rabbits
and trade with, like,
349
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,571
little pieces of gold bar
that we cut off with a knife.
350
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,138
-That licks.
-We might be decoys, Summer.
351
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,575
-Everything about this licks.
-Oh, maybe now
you'll empathize
352
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:48,968
with the decoys
you're killing.
353
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,753
Wait, shh.
It's too quiet.
354
00:11:50,796 --> 00:11:53,756
-You skipped quiet.
-I didn't skip shit.
355
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,148
It's obviously quiet
if it's too quiet.
356
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,628
Yeah,
but you're supposed to say --
357
00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:58,891
You know what, Summer,
now it's not quiet enough.
358
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:10,250
♫ ♫
359
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,165
Where are we? W-W-Where --
Where's Rick?
360
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,906
He's right here, Morty.(gasps)
361
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,648
Oh, are we not happy
to see grandpa?
362
00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:19,129
Does he look...
different?
363
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,304
-Oh, God!
-Oh, it stinks!
364
00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,654
Yes.
Recoil at the craftsmanship.
365
00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:25,265
I could tell I was a fake
from the day I was born.
366
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,658
Unlike you.
367
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,007
Unlike them.
368
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,269
(electricity crackles)
Aaah!
369
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,793
You see, Ricks --
they get lazy.
370
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:33,099
There's always a "shitty decoy"
towards the end.
371
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:36,929
But those decoys made decoys,
too, and got lazy themselves.
372
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,324
And far enough down the line...
there be monsters.
373
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,630
Ugh, we get it.
You're ugly and mad about it.
374
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,110
(Rick coughs)
Rick!
375
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,199
Grandpa!
Kill me.
376
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,288
(coughs)
If I ever get this arch.
377
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,812
(electricity crackles)
Hush little decoy.
378
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:53,032
Can't kill you yet.
The skin needs to be fresh.
379
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,947
You know what?
You're a monster.
380
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,166
I'm your father.
381
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,645
At least,
I can look more like him,
382
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,473
once I harvest
all this yummy skin.
383
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,127
This guy's
really into skin.
384
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,563
It's not all for me.
385
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,652
A Rick provides
for his family.
386
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,872
Will I be beautiful again,
Daddy?
387
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,876
Soon, baby.
Beautiful again soon.
388
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,312
What the...
389
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,836
Help the others!
390
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,967
Aaaaah!
391
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,142
♫ ♫
392
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,014
(clock whistles)
393
00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,494
♫ ♫
394
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,713
(all scream)
395
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,499
Why are you
helping us?
396
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,153
Because we're all
in this together.
397
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,329
Come on!
There's a place we can go!
398
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:42,908
♫ ♫
399
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,519
Hey, who needs
all this war stuff?
400
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,912
I found a can
of varnish.
401
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,045
This is a ticket to the world
beyond the river.
402
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:50,350
Who wants that?
403
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,353
I crave glorious death
in decoy battle.
404
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,355
Y'know, depending
on the varnish,
405
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,530
might look
like blackface.
406
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,532
Excuse me
for wanting to live.
407
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,188
Brothers and Sisters,
welcome to the cause.
408
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,537
To our cause.
409
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,931
We are no longer
Ricks and Mortys,
410
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,411
Beths and Jerrys,
411
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,803
or also Summers.(scoffs)
412
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,023
-Whatever.
-We are decoys.
413
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,896
Brought into the world
by an unloving god
414
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:16,202
and driven to destroy ourselves
415
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,030
by the uncertainty he creates!
416
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,728
-I don't know about that.
-That's extreme.
417
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,080
But that violence ends today.
418
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:25,908
-What about the squids?
-The squids are decoys.
419
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,605
The squids are decoys
who realized they're decoys
420
00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,302
and wanted to kill
the other decoys.
421
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,564
Yeah,
i-it is a lot.
422
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,741
We cannot let confusion
divide us.
423
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,178
Squuuids!
424
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,571
Squids, of course, being
shorthand for Killer Decoys.
425
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,225
(all screaming)
426
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:42,054
Inner sanctum,
the escape tunnel!
427
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,752
♫ ♫
428
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,450
Jerry!
429
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,323
-Dad!
-Jerry!
-Jerry, let us in, you fucker!
430
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,151
I'm sorry.
I didn't ask for this.
431
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,587
I just wanna live!
432
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,285
But there's only
so much varnish.
433
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:59,245
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!(all shouting)
434
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,988
(watch beeps)
435
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,294
(seagull squawking)
436
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,773
Beth: How long before
the other decoys find us?
437
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,950
Sooner or later.
Can't really run from it.
438
00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:10,778
Any place we'd think to hide
is a place they'd think to look.
439
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,998
It's rule 34
of an Asimov Cascade.
440
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,608
I'm just glad
we're living to the fullest
441
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,088
with the time
we have left.
442
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,611
(sighs)
443
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,787
Well, peeing in the ocean
was my bucket list item.
444
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,876
-Who's next?
-Jerry? Bucket list?
445
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,967
I'd like to attend a game
at every major league ballpark.
446
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,098
Nope. Morty?
447
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,273
I wanna ask a girl out
448
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,709
at my weird
New Mexico School.
449
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,146
Shit.
Sorry, buddy.
450
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:32,104
Sounds like it would've
been real heartwarming.
451
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:36,979
♫ ♫
452
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:38,981
They looked happy.
Did we have to kill them?
453
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,374
Well, maybe their Rick came
to grips with his bullshit.
454
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,723
You're so mean today!
455
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,551
I'm your dad!
You like having me around!
456
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,292
You keep putting us
-in danger!
-Whatever.
457
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,295
This'll take forever,
mind if I do something drastic?
458
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,645
(scoffs)
459
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,126
House,
I need something quick.
460
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,824
Can you whip up a "Starfox Boss"
Season Four callback?
461
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,696
-Make it flashy.
-House: You got it, babe.
462
00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:00,654
Let's go, you little bitch.
It's showtime.
463
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,482
Get centered.
464
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:06,834
♫ ♫
465
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,227
What up,
you decoy motherfuckers.
466
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,837
Come on down to
Rick's House Of Squids,
467
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,665
where I'm serving your ass
on a platter.
468
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,145
I know what you're thinking.
"Fuck. A beacon.
469
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,842
That's a great idea.
He's got home turf,
470
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,192
a tacit
psychological advantage,
471
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:18,020
and absolutely
pendulous balls."
472
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,760
And now you're thinking, "Shit.
473
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,327
That's totally what
the Rick-est Rick would do.
474
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,676
I might actually be fake!
475
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,069
I pretended
I didn't care if I was,
476
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,723
but I totally did!
477
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:27,246
Now the only way to prove
I'm real and not him,
478
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,031
is to ice his expository ass."
479
00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:31,207
Yup. So let's do it.
Come get some.
480
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,512
What? No, Morty.
481
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,079
I'm gonna loop it.
Why is it --
482
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,690
Sir, there seems to be
a confluence of Rick Sanchezes
483
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,431
killing each other
over the American Southwest.
484
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,737
Sounds exhausting.
485
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,086
How many of those states
voted for me, anyway?
486
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,870
Mr. President,
I think the point
487
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,742
of the electoral college is --To preserve slavery?
488
00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:46,874
That's right, Steve.
I have the Internet, too.
489
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,572
Now take your white ass
to the kitchenette
490
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,095
and bring me
a Diet Coke.
491
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:58,712
♫ ♫
492
00:16:58,756 --> 00:16:59,974
Little out of character
to say this right now
493
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,411
but you guys
look really cool.
494
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,109
-We might be decoys, huh.
-One way to find out.
495
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:14,076
♫ ♫
496
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,295
(Jerry screams)
497
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:38,230
♫ ♫
498
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,753
...to prove I'm real
and not him
499
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,799
is to ice his expository ass."
500
00:17:41,842 --> 00:17:43,105
Looks like
it's calming down.
501
00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:44,758
You wanna get in one more
"I told you so"
502
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,586
about synthetic life or
whatever this week's theme is?
503
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,935
Oh, fuck you.
Whoa.
504
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:48,980
No, you don't get
to be annoyed with this!
505
00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:50,416
You treat
life and family
506
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,591
as so burdensome,
507
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,984
and yet you created
an ocean of us
508
00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:55,117
because you're terrified
of losing either!
509
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,770
Shit.
Yeah.
510
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,425
Look, Beth.
I-I might not be the real Rick.
511
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,297
But even if I'm not,
he made me,
512
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,689
or the me that made me,
513
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,126
which means somewhere
inside of him
514
00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,432
is a version of Rick capable
of hearing that,
515
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,173
a version of Rick
who's sorry.
516
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,436
I'm sorry about
the clone thing, too.
517
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,829
I-I love you.
518
00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:15,659
Thanks, Dad.
I love you, too.
519
00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,487
You really think
we're decoys?
Eh.
520
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,445
Who cares?
We'll be the last ones left.
521
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:20,664
Lucky that one
did the beacon.
522
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:23,493
This was gonna
take weeks.
523
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,277
(sighing) Alright.
Let's mop up.
524
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,974
Finally.
525
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,976
Dressing as decoys
too cute to murder.
526
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,021
You know, I'm not
sure it helped,
527
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:31,283
but I'm glad
we tried it.
528
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,719
-We're losing the costumes?
-Thank God.
529
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,373
This decoy outfit
smells like ass.
530
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,461
Fuck you, Summer.
531
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,072
♫ ♫
532
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,293
(sobbing)
533
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,468
-Aaaaaaaah!
-Shit.
534
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:43,991
That guy's awesome.
Okay. Listen.
535
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,863
He might actually
be the real Rick.
536
00:18:45,906 --> 00:18:47,647
But whatever happens --
537
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,214
(grunts)
538
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,563
(spits)
539
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:56,178
♫ ♫
540
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,832
Wait! We don't have to do this.
We're both Summers.
541
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,834
Shouldn't we at least try molly
before we die?
542
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,185
You know what, yeah.
Fuck this noise.
543
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:11,018
♫ ♫
544
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,107
(both grunting)
Wait.
I don't know who to shoot.
545
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,674
-Both: Summer!
-I can't deal with this.
546
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,502
I had to kill myself.
You have to, too.
547
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,852
-Summer!
-Summer!
548
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,767
Fuck you! I-I'm real!
549
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,204
I'm the smartest man
in the universe!
550
00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,380
Probably not even wrong.
But that's just it.
551
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:25,598
I'm not a man.
552
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:29,211
I'm God!
553
00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:30,516
You're just made
in my image.
554
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,517
Fuck you.
555
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,128
(beeping)
556
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,695
(spits)
557
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,741
You the, uh...
Summer I came with?
558
00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:39,264
Probably.
Good enough.
559
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,439
Morty?
Yeah.
560
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,745
I'm here, too.
561
00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:43,137
(whimpering)
562
00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:44,791
Holy shit!
That was insane!
563
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,706
I love you guys!
I've totally changed!
564
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,056
(gasps)
565
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,057
Aaaah!
566
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,407
(grunts)
567
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,756
(groaning)
568
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:53,974
Oh, fuck.
569
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,063
You shoulda hunted me.
570
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,588
What? Who --
W-Were you significant?
571
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,111
Like -- Like,
did we tee you up?
572
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,722
You want to be hunted?
God, I have so many questions.
573
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:05,247
Why? What happens if --
574
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,598
Somebody hunt me!
575
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,990
Rick:
Pretty cool adventure, huh?
576
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,254
Big long road trip adventure
through space?
577
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,734
Even ran into Space Beth.
Maybe that'll happen more often.
578
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:15,735
Let's not overdo it.
579
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,085
(beeping)
Oh, shit.
580
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,739
Looks like someone killed
the decoy family.
581
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,567
-Decoy family?
-Decoy what now?
582
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:53,338
♫ ♫
583
00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:05,437
♫ ♫
584
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,873
Hello?
585
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,441
(all chittering)
586
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,616
Oh! Oh, my God!
587
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,791
Oh, my God!
588
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,619
No! No, no, no, no!
589
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,317
No, no, no, no, no!
590
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,972
♫ ♫
591
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,497
(gasps) Noooooo!
592
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,194
(sobbing)
593
00:21:23,237 --> 00:21:25,805
♫ ♫
594
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,459
Oh, God. Yes, yes.
595
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,374
Sweet death.
596
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:35,075
♫ ♫
597
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,642
Why am I still alive?
598
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,165
Oh, God.
Is there anything left?
599
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,863
-Hello?
-What is it?
600
00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:42,387
A relic...
from a kinder past.
601
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,737
(screams)
602
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,826
(gasps)
603
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,568
Wait. Cowboys?
604
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:50,656
Argh!
605
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,179
(gasps)
606
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,398
(screams)
607
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:56,183
(screaming intensifies)
608
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,489
♫ ♫
609
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,882
(all shouting)
610
00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:01,363
Christianity again?
611
00:22:01,406 --> 00:22:02,668
After Cowboys?
612
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,583
You went all the way
back around?
613
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,542
Oh, God.
Why can't I die?!
614
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:11,242
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to anyone!