1 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:35,030 >> Rick: [ PANTING ] 2 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:37,400 RUN! 3 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:39,070 [ GASPS ] 4 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:39,700 MORTY, DO IT! 5 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,730 HIT THE BUTTON NOW! 6 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:41,930 >> Morty: I CAN'T DO IT, RICK! 7 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:43,300 THEY'RE MY PARENTS AND SISTER! 8 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,430 >> Rick: MORTY, I ALREADY TOLD 9 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:45,630 YOU IT'S NOT YOUR FAMILY! 10 00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:46,870 THEY'RE CLONES FROM AN ALTERNATE 11 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:48,130 REALITY, POSSESSED BY DEMONIC 12 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:49,100 ALIEN SPIRITS FROM ANOTHER 13 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:49,930 DIMENSION'S FUTURE! 14 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,030 DO YOU NEED A MNEMONIC DEVICE 15 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:51,800 OR SOMETHING? 16 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:52,700 JUST HIT THE BUTTON, ALREADY! 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,470 >> Beth: [ GROWLING ] 18 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:55,700 MORTY, PLEASE, I LOVE 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,199 YOU, SWEETHEART. 20 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,269 >> Morty: OH! 21 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:00,330 [ GRUNTS ] 22 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:04,400 [ CLONES SCREAM ] 23 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:05,500 [ MOANS ] 24 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:07,200 >> Rick: GOOD WORK, MORTY. 25 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:08,700 YOU KNOW, TH-TH-THESE DEMONIC 26 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,070 ALIEN SPIRITS ARE REALLY 27 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:10,730 VALUABLE. 28 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:11,700 YOU OKAY, MORTY? 29 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,530 I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST THAT 30 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:13,369 TUNA. 31 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:14,170 >> Morty: I JUST KILLED MY 32 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:14,830 FAMILY! 33 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,200 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY WERE. 34 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,470 >> Rick: I DON'T KNOW, MORTY. 35 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:18,630 SOME PEOPLE'D PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR 36 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:19,800 THAT KIND OF BREAKTHROUGH. 37 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:20,870 >> Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT, RICK? 38 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:21,600 THAT'S IT! 39 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:22,430 I'M DONE WITH THESE INSANE 40 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,430 ADVENTURES! 41 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,370 THAT WAS REALLY TRAUMATIZING! 42 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:25,330 I QUIT! I'M OUT! 43 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:26,370 >> Rick: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 44 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,430 COME ON, MORTY, DON'T 45 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:28,500 DON'T DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 46 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,399 THE UNIVERSE IS A CRAZY, 47 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,430 CHAOTIC PLACE. 48 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:31,400 >> Morty: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S 49 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:32,470 CRAZY AND CHAOTIC! 50 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:33,369 ADVENTURES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 51 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:34,430 SIMPLE AND FUN. 52 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:35,570 >> Rick: OH, YEAH, MORTY, YEAH. 53 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:36,670 YEAH, THAT THAT THAT'S 54 00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:37,600 REAL EASY TO SAY FROM THE 55 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,600 SIDEKICK POSITION. 56 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,870 BUT BUT, UH, HOW ABOUT NEXT 57 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:41,230 TIME YOU BE IN CHARGE, AND THEN 58 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:42,100 WE'LL TALK ABOUT HOW SIMPLE AND 59 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:42,800 FUN IT IS? 60 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:43,970 >> Morty: SERIOUSLY, RICK? 61 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:45,070 Y-Y-YOU'LL YOU'LL LET ME CALL 62 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:45,770 THE SHOTS? 63 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:46,870 >> Rick: OKAY, YEAH, FINE. 64 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:47,900 BUT LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING, 65 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,600 MORTY. 66 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:49,830 I-I-I-IF YOUR ADVENTURE SUCKS 67 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:51,170 AND WE BAIL HALFWAY THROUGH IT, 68 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:52,300 YOU LOSE THE RIGHT TO BITCH 69 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,500 ABOUT ALL FUTURE ADVENTURES. 70 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,429 PLUS, YOU HAVE TO DO MY LAUNDRY 71 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:55,470 FOR A MONTH. 72 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,230 >> Morty: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, TOUGH 73 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:56,930 GUY! 74 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,270 BUT IF MY ADVENTURE'S GOOD, I 75 00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,230 GET TO BE IN CHARGE OF EVERY 76 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,100 THIRD ADVENTURE! 77 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:00,900 >> Rick: EVERY 10th. 78 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,200 >> Morty: DEAL. ALL RIGHT. 79 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:02,900 W-WELL, COME ON, LET'S GET 80 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,600 GOING. 81 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:04,630 >> Beth: DAD, THE DISHWASHER'S 82 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:05,600 DOING THAT THING AGAIN. 83 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:06,600 >> Rick: WASHING DISHES? 84 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,470 >> Beth: NO. THE OPPOSITE. 85 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:08,470 CAN YOU FIX IT? 86 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:09,500 >> Summer: GRANDPA RICK, CAN YOU 87 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,230 HELP ME WITH MY SCIENCE 88 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:10,970 HOMEWORK? 89 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:11,870 >> Rick: YEAH J-JUST DON'T 90 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,400 DO IT. 91 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:13,370 >> Summer: GRANDPA! 92 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:14,500 >> Jerry: HEY, RICK, YOU GOT 93 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,670 SOME KIND OF HAND-SHAPED DEVICE 94 00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:16,300 THAT CAN OPEN THIS MAYONNAISE 95 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,100 JAR? 96 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,200 >> Rick: WOW. HAT TRICK. 97 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:18,900 ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LET'S PUT A 98 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,400 PIN IN THIS. 99 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:20,100 I GOT TO HELP YOUR 100 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:20,830 PATHETIC FAMILY. 101 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:21,870 >> Morty: OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE 102 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:22,870 SOMETHING A CHICKEN WOULD SAY. 103 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:23,900 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, 104 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,630 BAWK. 105 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:25,670 >> Rick: OH, MORTY, YOU DONE DID 106 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,300 IT THIS TIME. 107 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,130 IT'S ON. 108 00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:28,270 I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOUR 109 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:29,370 ADVENTURE LAY A HUGE FART. 110 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:31,500 AS FOR YOU DINGDONGS... 111 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,870 THIS IS A MEESEEKS BOX. 112 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:34,330 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. 113 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:35,299 YOU PRESS THIS. 114 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,299 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 115 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,400 LOOK AT ME! 116 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,800 >> Rick: YOU MAKE A REQUEST. 117 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,299 MR. MEESEEKS, OPEN JERRY'S 118 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,329 STUPID MAYONNAISE JAR. 119 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:42,430 >> YES, SIREE! 120 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:43,630 >> Rick: THE MEESEEKS FULFILLS 121 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:44,430 THE REQUEST. 122 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,330 >> ALL DONE! 123 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:46,470 >> Jerry: WOW! 124 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:47,530 >> Rick: AND THEN IT STOPS 125 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:48,530 EXISTING. 126 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:49,270 >> Summer: OH, MY GOD, HE 127 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:50,130 EXPLODED! 128 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:51,000 >> Rick: TRUST ME, THEY'RE 129 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:51,700 FINE WITH IT. 130 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,800 KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT JUST 131 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:53,500 [BURPS] KEEP YOUR REQUESTS 132 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,330 SIMPLE. 133 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:55,269 THEY'RE NOT G[BURPS]ODS. 134 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:56,200 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT! 135 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:57,130 G-GET OUT OF HERE NOW! 136 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:58,030 EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE! 137 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:00,500 I GOT A BET TO WIN! 138 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,700 >> Beth: SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. 139 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:02,830 >> Summer: MY MIND IS RACING. 140 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,200 >> Jerry: IF WE'RE GONNA USE 141 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,370 THIS THING, WHICH I'M NOT EVEN 142 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:06,270 SURE WE SHOULD, WE NEED TO KEEP 143 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,030 IT SIMP 144 00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:07,900 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 145 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,000 >> Summer: I WANT TO BE POPULAR 146 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:09,470 AT SCHOOL! 147 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,430 >> OOH, OKAY! 148 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,230 >> Jerry: SUMMER, WHAT DID I 149 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:11,870 JUST 150 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:12,670 >> OOH, I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 151 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:13,630 LOOK AT ME! 152 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,800 >> Beth: I-I-I WANT I WANT TO 153 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:15,700 BE A MORE COMPLETE WOMAN! 154 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,600 >> Jerry: BETH! 155 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:19,230 >> OH, YEAH! YES, MA'AM! 156 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,400 >> Jerry: YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT 157 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:22,000 WRONG. 158 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:25,300 HE SAID "SIMPLE." 159 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,799 >> HEY, THERE. I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 160 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:28,430 >> Jerry: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 161 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:29,900 MR. MEESEEKS, I WOULD LIKE TO 162 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,200 TAKE TWO STROKES OFF MY GOLF 163 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:31,830 GAME. 164 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:35,500 >> OOH, YEAH! CAN DO! 165 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,630 >> Jerry: NAILED IT. 166 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,870 >> Rick: GOD, MORTY, WHAT A 167 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:39,400 BORING START TO AN ADVENTURE. 168 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,570 I DON'T W-W-W-WHY DIDN'T WE 169 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,670 JUST GO TO KENTUCKY? 170 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:42,770 >> Morty: RICK, THIS IS A 171 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,130 FANTASY-TYPE WORLD WITH 172 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,170 CREATURES AND ALL SORTS OF 173 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,230 FANTASY THINGS. 174 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,430 W-WE'RE GOING ON A QUEST, OKAY? 175 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:49,270 >> Rick: CAN'T WAIT. 176 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,400 >> Morty: AHEM. EXCUSE ME! 177 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,030 WE ARE TWO HUMBLE HEROES IN 178 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,370 SEARCH OF ADVENTURE! 179 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:55,570 >> Rick: OH, MY GOD, SO 180 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:56,700 EMBARRASSING. 181 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,200 >> AT LAST! TWO HEROES! 182 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,530 YOU MUST HELP US! 183 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,300 THIS VILLAGE IS TERRIBLY POOR, 184 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,769 YET THE GIANT THAT LIVES IN THE 185 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,000 CLOUDS ABOVE HAS UNTOLD 186 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:04,830 TREASURES! 187 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,370 >> Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT? 188 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:07,800 I-I-I ACCEPT YOUR CALL TO 189 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:09,299 ADVENTURE, GOOD SIR, KIND SIR. 190 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,470 COME ON, RICK. 191 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:11,930 THERE'S A GIANT IN THE CLOUDS! 192 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:12,900 >> Rick: YEAH. 193 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,330 [ BURPS ] BEGINNER'S LUCK. 194 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:17,300 >> IN CONCLUSION, A FRIENDSHIP 195 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,829 WITH SUMMER SMITH IS THE MOST 196 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,900 VALUABLE AND ENRICHING 197 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,300 EXPERIENCE OF YOUR YOUNG LIVES. 198 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,270 [ APPLAUSE ] 199 00:04:23,290 --> 00:04:24,170 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 200 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:24,969 LOOK AT ME! 201 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:25,800 THANK YOU! 202 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:27,270 >> UH, MR. MEESEEKS, WAS IT? 203 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:28,570 YEAH. GENE VAGINA. 204 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:30,170 LISTEN, I'M IN A BIT OF CUSTODY 205 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:31,270 THING WITH MY EX AND WAS 206 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,430 WONDERING 207 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:33,630 NO, I'LL G I'LL GET YOUR INFO 208 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:34,800 FROM SUMMER. 209 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:36,469 >> Beth: I GOT PREGNANT AT 17. 210 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:37,800 I MEAN, I STILL PUT MYSELF 211 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,500 THROUGH VETERINARY SCHOOL. 212 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,669 YES, I'M SUCCESSFUL, BUT WHAT IF 213 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:45,230 I HADN'T... 214 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,670 I'M JUST SAYING, SOMEWHERE ALONG 215 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,530 THE WAY, I LOST THAT WIDE-EYED 216 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,170 GIRL FROM MUSKEGON. 217 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,830 >> SHE'S STILL THERE, BETH. 218 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,470 >> Beth: WELL, HER WAISTLINE 219 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:55,230 ISN'T. 220 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,330 [ LAUGHS ] 221 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:59,170 >> BETH, HAVING A FAMILY DOESN'T 222 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,370 MEAN THAT YOU STOP BEING AN 223 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,570 INDIVIDUAL. 224 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:03,300 YOU KNOW THE BEST THING YOU CAN 225 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,430 DO FOR PEOPLE THAT DEPEND ON 226 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:05,500 YOU? 227 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,469 BE HONEST WITH THEM, EVEN IF IT 228 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,370 MEANS SETTING THEM FREE. 229 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,169 >> Beth: YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD 230 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:13,400 LEAVE JERRY. 231 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,400 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY 232 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:16,770 HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 233 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:18,200 [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 234 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:25,670 >> MORE WINE? 235 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:26,870 >> Beth: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 236 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:29,400 I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 237 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:33,400 >> Jerry: [ GRUNTS ] 238 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,130 >> REMEMBER TO SQUARE YOUR 239 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:36,600 SHOULDERS, JERRY. 240 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,300 >> Jerry: YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT. 241 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:41,470 [ GRUNTS ] 242 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:42,600 >> THAT'S OKAY. 243 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,230 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! 244 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,270 TRY AGAIN AND KEEP YOUR HEAD 245 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:46,170 DOWN. 246 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:47,200 >> Jerry: OKAY, WELL, WHICH 247 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,200 IS IT? 248 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,330 SQUARE MY SHOULDERS OR KEEP MY 249 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,230 HEAD DOWN? 250 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,500 >> WELL, IT'S BOTH. 251 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,799 BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU GOT TO 252 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:53,500 RELAX. 253 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,599 >> Jerry: YOU KNOW WHAT, 254 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,730 MR. MEESEEKS? 255 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,070 I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING. 256 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:57,930 I GIVE UP. 257 00:05:57,950 --> 00:05:59,370 >> I'M SORRY, JERRY, BUT IT 258 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:00,530 DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. 259 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:01,870 I'M MR. MEESEEKS. 260 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:03,469 I HAVE TO FULFILL MY PURPOSE SO 261 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:04,430 I CAN GO AWAY. 262 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:05,599 LOOK AT ME. 263 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,370 >> Jerry: WELL, MAKE YOURSELF 264 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:08,969 COMFORTABLE, BECAUSE I SUCK. 265 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,400 >> NO, JERRY, I'M THE ONE WHO 266 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:11,330 SUCKS! 267 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:12,570 LET ME TRY SOMETHING. 268 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:13,630 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 269 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:14,570 LOOK AT ME! 270 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:15,930 >> HI, MR. MEESEEKS! 271 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:17,300 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME. 272 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,270 >> HI! 273 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,700 >> CAN YOU HELP ME GET TWO 274 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,030 STROKES OFF OF JERRY'S GOLF 275 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:21,530 SWING? 276 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:22,400 >> CAN DO! 277 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:23,700 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 278 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,030 IS HE KEEPING HIS SHOULDERS 279 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:25,700 SQUARED? 280 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,670 >> OOH, HE'S TRYING! 281 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:32,270 [ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 282 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,270 [ BOTH GRUNT ] 283 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:34,500 >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY. 284 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,430 W-W-WE'RE IN YOUR STUPID GIANT'S 285 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:36,200 CASTLE. 286 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:37,370 W-WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 287 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:38,270 >> Morty: WOULD YOU JUST RELAX, 288 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:38,930 RICK? 289 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,170 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND THE 290 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:41,200 TREASURE ROOM, OKAY? 291 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,230 IT'S NICE AND SIMPLE. 292 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:43,400 YOU KNOW, I-I-I'M SORRY 293 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:44,500 EVERYTHING'S GOING SO SMOOTHLY 294 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,469 AND ADVENTUROUSLY. 295 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:46,530 [ FOOTSTEPS BOOMING ] 296 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:47,770 >> Rick: UH-OH, MORTY. 297 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,330 STARTIN' TO GET A LITTLE HAIRY. 298 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:50,630 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, BOSS? 299 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:51,770 >> Morty: COME ON, HURRY. 300 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:53,030 BEHIND THIS COOKIE JAR. 301 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:56,730 >> FEE! FI! FO! FUM! 302 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,170 >> Rick: JUST GIVE UP, MORTY. 303 00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,430 J-J-J THIS IS GAME OVER. 304 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:00,599 I'LL TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW. 305 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,700 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD. 306 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,800 >> Morty: NO WAY, RICK. 307 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,130 THIS IS ALL PART OF IT. 308 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:05,100 ADVENTURES HAVE CONFLICT. 309 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:05,900 DEAL WITH IT. 310 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:06,970 >> I SMELL THE BLOOD OF 311 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:07,400 WHOOP! 312 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:08,030 [ CRUNCH ] 313 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:08,700 [ GROANING ] 314 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,630 >> Morty: HOLY CRAP. 315 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:10,730 >> Rick: OH, BOY. 316 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:11,570 HE LOOKS PRETTY BAD DOWN THERE, 317 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:12,470 MORTY. 318 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,300 LOOKS LIKE HE'S BLEEDING OUT. 319 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,800 >> OH, JESUS! DALE! 320 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:17,700 YOU SONS OF BITCHES! 321 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:18,600 >> Morty: OH, MAN. 322 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:19,400 >> Rick: UH-OH. 323 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:20,200 [ Speed-dialing ] 324 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:21,330 >> HELLO, 911? 325 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:22,300 MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY 326 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,000 TINY PEOPLE! 327 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:23,729 HE'S DYING! 328 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,870 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 329 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:26,969 >> HEY, LOOK, WE GET IT. 330 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,370 YOU'RE LITTLE, YOU'RE DOWN ON 331 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:29,200 YOUR LUCK, YOU THINK, "HEY, HE'S 332 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:29,870 A GIANT. 333 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,229 WHY DON'T WE BREAK INTO HIS 334 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,470 HOME, ROB HIM, AND MURDER HIM?" 335 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:33,430 >> Morty: TH-TH BUT THAT'S NOT 336 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:34,430 HOW IT WENT DOWN! 337 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:35,270 >> OH, WELL, IT'S GOING DOWN 338 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,330 LIKE THAT. 339 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:36,870 YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN LIKE 340 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,630 THAT. 341 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:38,900 >> Rick: OOH, BOY, MORTY, YOU'RE 342 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,330 REALLY SHOWING ME HOW IT'S DONE. 343 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:41,070 RE[BURPS]AL STRAIGHTFORWARD AND 344 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,000 FUN. 345 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:49,770 >> Summer: LIKE, LETTING GO OF 346 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,170 THE NEED TO BE POPULAR IS WHAT 347 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:52,370 MAKES PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 348 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:53,630 >> Beth: THE MOST IMPORTANT LOVE 349 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:54,500 YOU CAN RECEIVE IS FROM 350 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,500 YOURSELF. 351 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,700 >> OKAY, JERRY, YOU GOT TO JUST 352 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:57,830 CHOKE UP ON THE CLUB! 353 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,300 >> Jerry: WELL, WHICH IS IT, 354 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,570 CHOKE UP OR FOLLOW-THROUGH?! 355 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:01,630 >> AWW, COME ON, JERRY, WE'VE 356 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:02,670 BEEN OVER THIS. 357 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,230 YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO DO BOTH! 358 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,400 >> THIS IS AS FRUSTRATING FOR US 359 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:06,500 AS IT IS FOR YOU. 360 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,870 >> Jerry: DON'T TELL ME THAT! 361 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:09,300 THAT JUST PUTS PRESSURE ON ME! 362 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,630 >> JUST TRY TO RELAX. 363 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:11,770 >> Jerry: YOU TRY TO RELAX! 364 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:13,100 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO RELAX?! 365 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,800 IT IS A PARADOX! 366 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,030 UGH, THESE MEESEEKS, HUH? 367 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,170 KIND OF A HANDFUL. 368 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:19,370 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU TWO 369 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:20,630 MUST BE GOING THROUGH. 370 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,070 >> Beth: OUR MEESEEKS HAVE BEEN 371 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:23,300 GONE FOR HOURS, JERRY. 372 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,530 >> Jerry: YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 373 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:25,500 >> Beth: NOTICE ANYTHING 374 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,530 DIFFERENT? 375 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:27,800 >> Jerry: I-I-I'M SORRY. HOURS? 376 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:29,070 >> Summer: DAD, MOM IS A 377 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:30,000 BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! 378 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:30,930 LOOK AT HER! 379 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,000 YOU WILL LOSE HER! 380 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:33,299 >> Jerry: UHH... 381 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,770 >> HEY, JERRY, YOU MIND IF WE 382 00:08:34,789 --> 00:08:36,500 GET BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND? 383 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,069 MEESEEKS DON'T USUALLY HAVE TO 384 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:39,130 EXIST THIS LONG. 385 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,730 IT'S GETTING WEIRD. 386 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,400 >> ORDER IN THE COURT! 387 00:08:42,419 --> 00:08:44,229 BEFORE THE JURY REACHES ITS 388 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,400 VERDICT, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT 389 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,500 I CONSIDER YOU BOTH VERY GUILTY. 390 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,329 >> Rick: OH, GREAT ADVENTURE, 391 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:49,270 BUDDY. 392 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:50,099 RICK AND MORTY GO TO GIANT 393 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:50,870 PRISON. 394 00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:52,300 YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY DROPS THE 395 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,530 SOAP, IT'S GONNA LAND ON OUR 396 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:54,329 HEADS AND CRUSH OUR SPINES, 397 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:55,330 MORTY. 398 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:56,570 YOU KNOW, I-I-I-IT'LL BE REALLY 399 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:57,730 EASY TO RAPE US AFTER THAT. 400 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,830 >> Morty: WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY, 401 00:08:58,850 --> 00:08:59,300 RICK. 402 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,200 >> Rick: HOW? 403 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,370 THEY TOOK MY PORTAL GUN. 404 00:09:01,390 --> 00:09:02,230 THIS IS AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE, 405 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,170 MORTY. 406 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,300 YOU KNOW, W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU 407 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,570 THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN, SOME 408 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:06,470 MAGICAL ANGEL'S GONNA SHOW UP 409 00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:07,300 AND THEN 410 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,470 >> FEE! FI! FO! FUM! 411 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,400 I SMELL THE VIOLATION OF CIVIL 412 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,229 LIBERTIES! 413 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,530 YOUR HONOR, I'M FROM A 414 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,230 TINY-PERSONS ADVOCACY GROUP AND 415 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,330 I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND A MOTION 416 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,470 TO DISMISS. 417 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,830 THESE LITTLE MEN WERE NEVER READ 418 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,370 THEIR GIANT RIGHTS AND ARE 419 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,830 THEREFORE FREE-FI TO FO-HOME. 420 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,200 >> Rick: W-WHAT THE HELL IS HE 421 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,400 TALKING ABOUT? 422 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:23,569 >> THEY'RE FREE TO GO, IS WHAT I 423 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:24,570 MEANT. 424 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,100 I-I-I'M DECONSTRUCTING OUR 425 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,430 OUR OUR THING WE SAY. 426 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:28,570 WE'RE GIANTS. NOBODY GOT THAT? 427 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,600 WHATEVER. 428 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:31,000 >> Morty: OH, MAN, WHAT DID I 429 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:31,870 TELL YOU, RICK? 430 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,730 WE DID IT! 431 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,800 >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LOOKS 432 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:35,400 LIKE THE PORTAL GUN'S STILL 433 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,229 WORKING. 434 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,200 YOU READY TO HEAD HOME? 435 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,230 >> Morty: OH, YEAH, YOU'D LIKE 436 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,070 THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, RICK? 437 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:39,900 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 438 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,000 WE'RE NOT BAILING OUT JUST YET. 439 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:42,500 YOU KNOW, W-WE'RE GONNA GO FIND 440 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,770 SOME TREASURE OR OR SOMETHING 441 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:45,069 AND AND WE'RE GONNA BRING IT 442 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:46,230 TO THOSE VILLAGERS. 443 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,400 >> Rick: MORTY, CUT YOUR LOSSES. 444 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,630 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WASH. 445 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:49,900 >> Morty: YEAH, YOU WERE SAYING 446 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,500 THAT BACK BACK W-W-W-WHEN WE 447 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,900 FIRST GOT ARRESTED, BUT HERE WE 448 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,229 ARE, YOU KNOW, WALKING DOWN THE 449 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,170 COURTHOUSE STEPS. 450 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:57,130 [ EAGLE SCREECHES ] 451 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,500 >> Rick: OH, BOY, MORTY. 452 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,900 >> Morty: USUALLY, WALKING DOWN 453 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,430 THE COURTHOUSE STEPS IS THE EASY 454 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:02,670 PART OF THE ADVENTURE. 455 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,370 >> Rick: WHAT DO YOU SAY, MORTY? 456 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,400 >> Morty: I SAY GIVE ME A HAND, 457 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,229 SIDEKICK. 458 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,270 >> Rick: [ SIGHS ] 459 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:10,829 [ MEESEEKS éLING ] 460 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:11,670 >> Jerry: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! 461 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,130 LET ME TRY! 462 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:15,500 [ GRUNTS ] 463 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,329 DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 464 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:19,300 >> Beth: I'M GOING OUT. 465 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,300 >> Jerry: WAIT. WHAT? 466 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,170 >> Beth: WELL, YOU'RE BUSY. 467 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:21,770 I'M HUNGRY. 468 00:10:21,790 --> 00:10:22,900 I THOUGHT I'D GO OUT. 469 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,270 DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY OR DO 470 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,430 YOU WANT ME TO BE IN PRISON? 471 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,330 >> Jerry: WHOA, WHOA, WHERE IN 472 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,230 THE HELL IS 473 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,300 I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER. 474 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,300 [ MEESEEKS éL ] 475 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,370 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 476 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:31,470 IT'S HARD BEING ME, TOO. 477 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,500 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 478 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,500 >> Beth: [ SIGHS ] 479 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,670 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 480 00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:36,130 >> Jerry: LOOK, I'VE GOT A 481 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:37,500 MARRIAGE TO KEEP TOGETHER. 482 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,829 AT THIS POINT, MY GOLF SWING IS 483 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,200 MORE YOUR PROBLEM THAN MINE. 484 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:41,430 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 485 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:42,570 >> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 486 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:43,630 I JUST WANT TO DIE! 487 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:44,630 >> WE ALL WANT TO DIE! 488 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:45,800 WE'RE MEESEEKS! 489 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,030 >> WHY DID YOU EVEN ROPE ME INTO 490 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:47,930 THIS? 491 00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:49,400 >> 'CAUSE HE ROPED ME INTO THIS! 492 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,699 >> WELL, HIM OVER THERE, HE 493 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,900 ROPED ME INTO THIS! 494 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,229 >> WELL, HE ROPED ME INTO THIS! 495 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,630 >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 496 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:55,800 HE HE ROPED ME INTO THIS. 497 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,300 >> WELL, THAT ONE OVER THERE 498 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,500 ROPED ME INTO THIS. 499 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,569 >> WELL, HE ROPED ME INTO THIS. 500 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:00,830 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 501 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:02,500 >> Rick: YEAH, MORTY, THIS IS 502 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,069 THE PART OF THE STORY EVERYBODY 503 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,270 LOVES SCALING DOWN 504 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,569 650,000 OVERSIZED STEPS. 505 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,230 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, 506 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,770 Y-YOU KNOW, IF THIS WAS A STORY, 507 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,099 THIS PART WOULDN'T BE INCLUDED, 508 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:11,930 STUPID. 509 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:13,170 HEY, RICK, W-W-W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU 510 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:13,630 KNOW? 511 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:14,730 LOOK DOWN THERE. 512 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,330 LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF TAVERN 513 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:17,500 OR SOMETHING BUILT RIGHT INTO 514 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,670 THE SIDE OF THE STEP. 515 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:19,930 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 516 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,900 OH, WOW, RICK. 517 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,300 NOW, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. 518 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,630 LOOK, THERE'S LITTLE 519 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,500 STAIRCASE-SHAPED PEOPLE IN HERE. 520 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,329 A-ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CHARACTERS. 521 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:28,970 THIS PLACE IS GREAT, YOU KNOW? 522 00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:30,470 IT'S WHIMSICAL AND FUN. 523 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,000 >> Rick: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING 524 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,100 AT, MOTHER[BLEEP] 525 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,300 >> Morty: EASY, RICK. 526 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,670 >> PAY THEM NO MIND. 527 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:38,070 THOSE STAIR GOBLINS CAN BE 528 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:38,870 MOODY. 529 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,500 NOW, WHAT CAN I GETCHA? 530 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,500 WE'VE GOT SKARLOG POPPIES, 531 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,430 FLURLOW, HALZINGERS, BLOOGIES, 532 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,500 JUICY TIME BABIES. 533 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,670 >> Rick: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, H-HOW 534 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:50,800 ABOUT SOME SCOTCH WHISKEY? 535 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,170 YOU GOT ANY OF THAT AROUND HERE? 536 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:52,900 OR JUST A BUNCH OF NONSENSE 537 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,370 WORDS? 538 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,400 >> Morty: RICK. 539 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,599 WE'LL HAVE TWO BLOOGIES, PLEASE. 540 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,330 AND, UH, WE WERE WONDERING, IS 541 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,830 THERE A FASTER WAY TWO HEROES 542 00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,570 COULD GET DOWN THESE STAIRS? 543 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:01,930 >> Y'ALL NEED TO RIDE DOWN THE 544 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:02,400 STAIRS? 545 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:03,400 MY NAME IS 546 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,829 SLIPPELY-SLIPPERY STAIR. 547 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,200 I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN THERE FOR 548 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,200 25 SHMECKELS. 549 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,470 >> Rick: 25 SHMECKELS? 550 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:10,800 I-I-I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I 551 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,330 DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 552 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,800 IS THAT A LOT? IS IT A LITTLE? 553 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,370 >> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW MUCH I 554 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,800 SPENT ON MY BIG FAKE BOOBIES. 555 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,270 >> HI, I'M MR. BOOBY BUYER. 556 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:19,370 I'LL BUY THOSE BOOBIES FOR 557 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,470 25 SHMECKELS. 558 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,830 >> IT'S A TEMPTING OFFER, BUT 559 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:23,300 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE. 560 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,500 >> RATS! WHAT A SHAME. 561 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,470 >> Rick: MORTY, YOUR ADVENTURE'S 562 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:26,500 IN A SPIRAL. 563 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,829 FOR REAL, MAN, TIME TO PULL OUT. 564 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,070 >> Morty: YOU KEEP HECKLING MY 565 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:29,630 ADVENTURE, RICK! 566 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:30,730 YOU KNOW WHY? 567 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,200 >> Rick: UH, BECAUSE IT'S LAME? 568 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:33,030 >> Morty: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE 569 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:33,770 PETTY! 570 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,230 YOU KNOW, H-HOW MANY TIMES HAVE 571 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,330 I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU INTO SOME 572 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,770 NONSENSICAL BULL CRAP? 573 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,170 I ALWAYS ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, 574 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:39,670 RICK. 575 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:40,900 WHY CAN'T YOU? 576 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,630 LOOK, I GOT TO TAKE A LEAK, AND 577 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,329 WHEN I COME BACK, I-IF YOU 578 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:45,670 HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO LIGHTEN 579 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,000 UP, DON'T BE HERE! 580 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,329 >> Rick: WHATEVER. 581 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,930 >> IT'S BECOME CLEAR LOOK AT 582 00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:51,630 ME THAT IF WE CONCENTRATE ALL 583 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,300 OUR EFFORTS ON JERRY'S 584 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,570 FOLLOW-THROUGH, WE WILL SOLVE 585 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,530 THIS PROBLEM. 586 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:56,870 I'M MR. MEESEEKS. 587 00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,699 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS. LOOK AT ME. 588 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,500 THE ONLY THING THAT'S CLEAR IS 589 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,000 THAT CHOKING UP IS THE ONE TRUE 590 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:02,900 SOLUTION. 591 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,730 >> LOOK AT ME. I'M MR. MEESEEKS. 592 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,570 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP JERRY 593 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:08,330 FOR TWO DAYS, AN ETERNITY IN 594 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,600 MEESEEKS TIME, AND NOTHING'S 595 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:10,430 WORKED. 596 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:11,730 I FEAR THE WORST. 597 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,230 >> YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN, 598 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,330 OLD MAN. 599 00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,070 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME. 600 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:17,230 I SAY FOLLOW-THROUGH! 601 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,230 WHO'S WITH ME?! 602 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,370 [ MEESEEKS SHOUT 603 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:20,770 "FOLLOW-THROUGH" ] 604 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,329 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! 605 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,230 >> KILL HIM! 606 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,230 [ HISSES ] 607 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:29,170 [ MEESEEKS SHOUTING ] 608 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:30,270 >> HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 609 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,469 I'M MR. JELLY BEAN. 610 00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:32,570 >> Morty: HI, MR. JELLY BEAN. 611 00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,570 I'M MORTY. 612 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:34,630 MY GRANDPA AND I ARE ON AN 613 00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:35,730 ADVENTURE. 614 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,200 >> NICE. IS IT A FUN ADVENTURE? 615 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,500 >> Morty: I HOPE SO. 616 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,970 BUT I'M STARTING TO GET NERVOUS 617 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,470 THAT MAYBE IT'S GONE A LITTLE 618 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:42,730 TOO FAR OFF THE RAILS. 619 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,100 >> [ LAUGHS ] ISN'T THAT WHAT 620 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,270 ADVENTURES DO? 621 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,469 >> Morty: HEY, Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? 622 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,500 YOU'RE RIGHT. 623 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,870 EVERYTHING'S GOING FINE. 624 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,170 I JUST GOT TO RELAX AND GO WITH 625 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:50,830 THE FLOW. 626 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,330 >> YEAH. 627 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,030 >> Morty: O-O-OKAY. UH. B-BYE. 628 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,170 >> UHH, NO, STAY. 629 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:57,270 GO WITH THE FLOW. 630 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:58,530 >> Morty: STOP. 631 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,070 Y-Y-YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY 632 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,370 UNCOMFORTABLE. 633 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:02,330 >> [ GRUNTS ] STOP FIGHTING ME. 634 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,330 >> Morty: [ GASPING ] 635 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:04,270 >> JUST LET THIS HAPPEN. 636 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,530 >> Morty: GET OFF OF ME! 637 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,330 >> Rick: ♪ SWEET HOME ALABAMA ♪ 638 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:09,300 WHOO! 639 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,670 >> Morty: [ GASPING ] 640 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:12,370 NO! STOP! PLEASE! 641 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,470 >> STOP BEING SUCH A [BLEEP] 642 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,430 TEASE, YOU SWEET LITTLE [BLEEP] 643 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:18,330 [ MEESEEKS éLING ] 644 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,870 >> Morty: NO! NO! 645 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:30,930 [ GRUNTS ] 646 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,670 >> OW! 647 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:36,830 [ GRUNTING ] 648 00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:40,300 >> Morty: [ PANTING ] 649 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,500 [ MEESEEKS éLING ] 650 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,900 >> EVERYBODY STO-O-O-P! 651 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,830 LOOK AT ME! 652 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,570 MY BROTHERS, NOTHING WILL BE 653 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,070 ACCOMPLISHED BY SHEDDING 654 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,430 MEESEEKS BLOOD. 655 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:51,970 NONE OF US CAN DIE UNTIL OUR JOB 656 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:52,870 IS DONE. 657 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,630 >> THE JOB CAN'T BE DONE! 658 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,199 WE'LL NEVER GET TWO STROKES OFF 659 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,100 HIS GAME! 660 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,630 >> NO, WE WON'T. 661 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,000 BUT WE WILL GET ALL STROKES OFF 662 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:00,930 HIS GAME. 663 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,630 >> WHERE'S HE GOING WITH THIS? 664 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,199 >> WHAT'S HE MEAN? 665 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,700 >> WHEN WE KILL HIM. 666 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,830 [ MEESEEKS CHEER ] 667 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,470 >> Beth: JERRY, MAYBE IT'S TIME 668 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:10,470 I TAKE THAT TRIP I ALWAYS TALK 669 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,470 ABOUT. 670 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,800 >> Jerry: WHERE WOULD YOU GO? 671 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,300 >> Beth: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 672 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,630 ITALY. GREECE. ARGENTINA. 673 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,130 >> Jerry: [ as Carnac ] 674 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,470 COUNTRIES KNOWN FOR THEIR 675 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:19,570 SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE MEN. 676 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:20,770 [ CHUCKLES ] 677 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,430 [ Normal voice ] DID I TELL YOU 678 00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:23,500 HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR NEW 679 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,230 HAIRCUT? 680 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,470 [ RUMBLING ] 681 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,470 WHAT THE HECK? 682 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:28,470 >> THERE HE IS! 683 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,400 [ CUSTOMERS GASP, MEESEEKS 684 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,130 SHOUTING ] 685 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:31,770 [ GUNSHOT ] 686 00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:33,599 >> Beth: RUN, JERRY! 687 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,800 AAH! [ PANTING ] 688 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,930 >> COME ON OUT, JERRY! 689 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,170 >> Jerry: GUYS, I'LL CHOKE UP. 690 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,330 I'LL FOLLOW THROUGH. 691 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,230 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO 692 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:41,930 DO, OKAY? 693 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:44,300 >> OH, WE'RE WELL PAST THAT, 694 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,570 JERRY. 695 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:47,930 >> COME ON, RICK, QUIT SK 696 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,130 STALLING. 697 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,730 WHAT DO YA GOT? 698 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,670 >> Rick: READ 'EM AND 699 00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:52,430 WE[BURPS]EP, FELLAS! 700 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,300 >> All: AW! 701 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,430 >> Rick: OH, HEY, MORTY. 702 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,600 LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT 703 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,670 ALL THAT STUFF I SAID EARLIER 704 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,700 ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURE. 705 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,430 I-I-I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, 706 00:15:58,450 --> 00:15:59,100 MORTY. 707 00:15:59,120 --> 00:15:59,970 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 708 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:00,900 >> Morty: LET'S JUST GO HOME, 709 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:01,370 OKAY? 710 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,230 I'M CALLING IT. 711 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,300 THE ADVENTURE'S OVER. 712 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,070 >> Rick: WE CAN'T LEAVE NOW, 713 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:04,470 MORTY. 714 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:05,500 I'M ON FIRE! 715 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,230 >> Morty: LOOK, I WANT TO LEAVE 716 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:06,800 NOW. 717 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,430 YOU WIN THE BET, OKAY? 718 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,070 JUST GIVE ME THE PORTAL GUN AND 719 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,070 LET'S GO, PLEASE. 720 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,300 >> [ GROANS ] 721 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,570 >> Morty: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO 722 00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:14,400 GO HOME. 723 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,330 >> Rick: OKAY. 724 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,470 LISTEN, MORTY. 725 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:17,800 I JUST WON A BUNCH OF SHMECKELS. 726 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,330 WHY DON'T WE USE 25 OF THEM TO 727 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:20,600 PAY SLIPPERY STAIR HERE FOR A 728 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,900 RIDE BACK TO THE VILLAGE, AND 729 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,470 THEN WE'LL GIVE THE REST OF THE 730 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,600 SHMECKELS TO THE VILLAGERS, HUH? 731 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,670 >> Morty: REALLY? 732 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,970 >> Rick: SURE, MORTY. YEAH. 733 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:28,200 YOU KNOW, A GOOD ADVENTURE NEEDS 734 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,430 A GOOD ENDING. 735 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,100 >> Morty: [ GRUNTS ] 736 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,300 >> [ COUGHS ] BUCKLE UP! 737 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,230 >> MEESEEKS ARE NOT BORN INTO 738 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,800 THIS WORLD FUMBLING FOR MEANING, 739 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,670 JERRY! 740 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:43,470 WE ARE CREATED TO SERVE A 741 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:45,270 SINGULAR PURPOSE FOR WHICH WE 742 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,500 WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO 743 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,699 FULFILL! 744 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,330 EXISTENCE IS PAIN TO A MEESEEKS, 745 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:50,330 JERRY. 746 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,800 AND WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO 747 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,170 ALLEVIATE THAT PAIN. 748 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:54,030 JUST ASK... 749 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:54,930 >> AAH! 750 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:56,730 >> ...WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MA'AM? 751 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,600 >> S-SAMANTHA. PLEASE, MISTER! 752 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,270 GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS! 753 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,830 >> Jerry: INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE 754 00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,530 GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF ME. 755 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,130 WHY AM I SO MEDIOCRE? 756 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,300 [ CRASH! ] 757 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,669 >> Beth: JERRY, TURN AROUND. 758 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:10,970 STRAIGHTEN YOUR BACK. 759 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:11,829 BEND YOUR KNEES. 760 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:12,599 BEND THEM. 761 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,030 SQUARE YOUR SHOULDERS. 762 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,169 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 763 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:19,500 I LOVE YOU. 764 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,300 >> I'M COUNTING TO THREE, JERRY. 765 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:22,500 [ DOOR BANGS ] 766 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,930 [ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING ] 767 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,370 [ CLINK ] 768 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,370 [ MEESEEKS "OOH" ] 769 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,130 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON? 770 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,300 [ MEESEEKS CHEER ] 771 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,570 >> HE'S GOT IT! 772 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,100 TH-TH-THAT'S A LOWER HANDICAP 773 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,070 STRO-O-KE! 774 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:47,199 [ MEESEEKS CHEER ] 775 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,370 >> EXCUSE ME. 776 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,600 I'M A BIT OF A STICKLER 777 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,700 MEESEEKS. 778 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,500 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT GAME? 779 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,370 >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! 780 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:55,930 [ Crying ] WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT 781 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,030 GAME?! 782 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:02,470 [ PLINK ] 783 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:05,170 >> OOH, NICE! 784 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:09,230 [ BOTH MOAN ] 785 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,400 >> Jerry: I THINK WE'LL TAKE OUR 786 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,230 FOOD TO GO. 787 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,200 >> NO, YOU WON'T. 788 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,470 THE POLICE ARE COMING. 789 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:14,470 YOU HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS TO 790 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:15,270 ANSWER. 791 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,770 >> Jerry: FAIR ENOUGH. 792 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,330 [ VILLAGERS CHEER ] 793 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,770 [ CHICKEN SQUAWKS ] 794 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,270 >> THANK YOU, KIND SIR. 795 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,600 OUR VILLAGE IS SAVED! 796 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,400 YOU ARE BOTH TRUE HEROES! 797 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,570 >> Morty: OH! [ LAUGHS ] 798 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:30,770 >> Rick: GOOD JOB, MORTY. 799 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,230 LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE BET. 800 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,430 >> Morty: THANKS, RICK, BUT I 801 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:34,630 DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD. 802 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,700 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT 803 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,800 THE UNIVERSE. 804 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,330 IT'S A CRAZY AND CHAOTIC PLACE. 805 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,700 >> Rick: WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE 806 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,270 THAT'S WHY IT COULD USE A LITTLE 807 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,399 CLEANING UP [BURPS] EVERY NOW 808 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,530 AND THEN, YOU KNOW. 809 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,300 THIS ONE'S WRAPPED UP NEAT AND 810 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,470 CLEAN BECAUSE WE DID IT MORTY 811 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,530 STYLE. 812 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,270 >> OH! HEROES, WE WOULD LIKE TO 813 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,800 INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR BELOVED 814 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,300 KING SO THAT HE MAY THANK YOU 815 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,429 PERSONALLY. 816 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,030 >> Morty: UH, NO, I-IT'S COOL. 817 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,930 RICK. PORTAL. HURRY. 818 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:04,370 >> AAH! 819 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:06,000 [ VILLAGERS SCREAM ] 820 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,470 >> Jerry: SO... 821 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:12,570 YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT TAKING 822 00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:13,629 THAT TRIP? 823 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,170 >> Beth: [ SIGHS ] JERRY, LOOK. 824 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,400 WE DON'T HAVE A PERFECT 825 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,430 MARRIAGE, BUT I'M NOT GOING 826 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,470 ANYWHERE. 827 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,900 WHEN WE WERE IN THAT FREEZER, I 828 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,530 REALIZED THE MEESEEKS ARE LIKE 829 00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:22,970 THE GUYS I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL 830 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,530 WITH WILLING TO SAY ANYTHING 831 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:25,800 TO "COMPLETE THEIR TASK." 832 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,000 >> Jerry: WAS I ONE OF THOSE 833 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,730 GUYS? 834 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,330 >> Beth: THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU 835 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,630 DIDN'T DISAPPEAR AFTERWARDS. 836 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:31,730 >> Jerry: WELL... 837 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,970 I GOT YOU PREGNANT. 838 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,270 >> Beth: YEAH... 839 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,530 >> Rick: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED 840 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,730 TO THIS PLACE? 841 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,170 >> Beth: UH, YOUR MEESEEKS BOX 842 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,170 HAPPENED. 843 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,370 THEY WENT CRAZY WHEN THEY 844 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:41,400 COULDN'T TAKE TWO STROKES OFF 845 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,300 JERRY'S GOLF GAME. 846 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,399 HE FELT TERRIBLE. 847 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,530 >> Rick: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT 848 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,430 THAT JERRY'S AN IDIOT. 849 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,500 >> Beth: DAD! 850 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,600 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO 851 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,730 CLEAN THIS PLACE UP? 852 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,830 >> Rick: WELL, YOU KNOW, I DO 853 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,170 HAVE A FLEESEEKS BOX. 854 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,170 >> Jerry: NO. NO MORE BOXES. 855 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,230 >> Rick: WHAT? 856 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,200 IT JUST HAS A MOP AND SOME FLOOR 857 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,070 WAX IN IT. 858 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,000 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS! 859 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,800 [ LAUGHTER ] 860 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,270 YEAH! THAT'S MY NEW THING! 861 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,399 I'M KIND OF LIKE WHAT'S HIS 862 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,600 NAME AR-ARSENIO. 863 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:01,870 ISN'T THAT IT'S WHAT ARSENIO 864 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,200 USED TO SAY ON HIS SHOW. 865 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,070 WOBBLE GOBBA LOP BOPS! 866 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:04,800 RIGHT? 867 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,230 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, EVERYBODY. 868 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,200 >> Beth: I DON'T GET IT. 869 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,200 [ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] 870 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,400 >> [ PANTING ] 871 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,000 SIR, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO 872 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,270 WANT TO SEE THIS. 873 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,870 WE FOUND IT INSIDE A LOCKBOX 874 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,700 INSIDE KING JELLY BEAN'S CLOSET. 875 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,930 >> [ RETCHES ] 876 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,330 >> WE HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE. 877 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:51,200 >> WAIT. 878 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,870 DESTROY IT. 879 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,670 OUR PEOPLE WILL GET MORE FROM 880 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,670 THE IDEA HE REPRESENTED THAN 881 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,300 FROM THE JELLY BEAN HE ACTUALLY 882 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,169 WAS.