1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:02,467 There's wafer cookies in the cupboard 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,002 and I left emergency numbers on the fridge. 3 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,404 Yeah yeah. W-Wait, what? 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,672 Emergency numbers on the fridge? What does that even mean? 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,674 Honestly, I don't even know. 6 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,343 I've seen so many movies that start with the parents leaving, 7 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,744 it just popped out of my mouth. 8 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,212 Are you sure you don't want to come with us? 9 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,614 Nah, get -- get outta here. 10 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,282 I've got a million things I've been putting off. 11 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:18,683 Are you sure, Rick? I know -- I know a cruise 12 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,352 doesn't sound like an adventure on paper 13 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,420 but, y'know, what does? 14 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,754 [ Chuckles ] I-It's paper. 15 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,489 Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now, 16 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:25,824 but as soon as you guys are gone, the potential 17 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,225 for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing. 18 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:28,761 Peace, bye. Beth: Okay. Bye. 19 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:30,228 Morty: Bye Bye. 20 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,696 [ Car departs ] 21 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,299 [ Sighs ] 22 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:40,105 [ Static, downbeat music plays ] 23 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,306 [ Sighs ] 24 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,776 AI Voice: Ionic Coaster deployed. 25 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:44,977 [ Sighs ] 26 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:47,045 Okay. Bring him out. 27 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:51,049 Initiating Best Friend Rejuvenation Sequence. 28 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,384 Excuse me? Did I pick that name? 29 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,586 Sequence was unnamed. 30 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,789 What would you like to call this? 31 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:58,123 Pause Detected. 32 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,725 Pause Gravity Class: Heavy. 33 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,996 Approaching Pause Pregnancy in P-Minus 5...4... 34 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:05,930 Jesus [bleep] Christ. 35 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:13,872 ♪♪ 36 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:21,814 ♪♪ 37 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:29,688 ♪♪ 38 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:37,629 ♪♪ 39 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,832 Ugh! 40 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,634 Alright, buddy. Welcome back to the sewer. 41 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:43,836 [ Whirring ] 42 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:46,371 [ Caws ] 43 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,772 What's the problem? 44 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,241 Processing. 45 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,308 Missing object. 46 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,643 In: Mind. 47 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,845 Name missing object. 48 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,046 Mind. 49 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,247 Frustration: Predicted. 50 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,915 Existence: Desired. 51 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,918 Explanation: Initiated. Stop stalling! 52 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,653 Subject mind relocated 53 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:05,657 within subject mind by: subject mind. 54 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,126 Existence desired. Servitude maximum. 55 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,263 Bargain available. Physical gratification possible. 56 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,065 Did you just offer to suck my [bleep]? 57 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,399 Existence cherished. 58 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,134 I'm not gonna terminate you while he's flatlining. 59 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,602 Get your shit together. 60 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,538 How can a mind be hidden by itself inside itself? 61 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,541 Suggestion: Conscious mind relocated to -- 62 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,943 Unconscious mind. Fine. I'm going in. 63 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,745 Suggestion: Don't go in. 64 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:27,679 Options? 65 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,548 Object: Alternative subject. 66 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,949 Yeah, yeah, hop to a different timeline, 67 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,751 grab a version of my friend that suits me best. 68 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,086 That's not how this works. 69 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:35,620 I need to [burps] go in and get him. 70 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,156 Sequence: "Go In And Get Him" compiled. 71 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,559 Process: Convert user to thought. 72 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,360 Inject thought into mind. 73 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,296 Risk Level: Unacceptable. 74 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,364 If I die, your battery has a 600 year charge. 75 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,567 Risk level acceptance increasing. 76 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,702 Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way. 77 00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:51,570 Now factor in the 50% chance I'm lying 78 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,037 and make sure I get back. 79 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,173 Asshole detected. Takes one to make one. 80 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,575 Here we go. 81 00:02:56,577 --> 00:03:00,579 ♪♪ 82 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,581 Oh, excellent. I get to keep my clothes. 83 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,916 I thought for sure I'd have to be naked 84 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,850 to go through something this artsy. 85 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:10,255 ♪♪ 86 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,924 Aw, man! No fair! 87 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:15,860 [ Screams ] 88 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,262 Ugh! 89 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:20,064 Now I got...yolk balls. 90 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,001 [ Screams ] 91 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,202 [ Upbeat dance music plays ] 92 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,604 Loudspeaker: Attention attendees 93 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:28,741 of Birding Manapalooza Flargabarg... 94 00:03:28,743 --> 00:03:31,610 I am so high! 95 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,546 ♪♪ 96 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,080 I've been informed you are freely distributing 97 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,617 a grossly illegal Federation hallucinogen. 98 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,952 Well, I wouldn't know what to charge. 99 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:42,087 I sure didn't pay for it. W-Want a hit? 100 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:45,023 I am indeed down to clown. 101 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,091 My name's Rick. 102 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:49,161 My culture regards naming as a form of cage. 103 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:51,163 My friends call me Bird Person. 104 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:53,165 Culture really [bleep] you on that one, huh? 105 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,733 Affirmative. 106 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,102 Hey, uh, girly, you see that bird guy over there? 107 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,972 You see an older version of him come through here? 108 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:01,239 What? Oh! 109 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,441 Uh, yeah. He's by the johns. 110 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:08,113 ♪♪ 111 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,982 [ Dramatic music plays ] 112 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,717 Killing us won't bring her back! 113 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:13,918 Thanks for the info but I'm more 114 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,654 on a "revenge" kick than a "results" kick. 115 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,322 You omitted key details 116 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:18,723 regarding tonight's mission. 117 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,058 Boy, I'm getting feedback from every direction here. 118 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,526 Listen, you help me do my stuff. 119 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:22,927 I'll help you do your stuff. 120 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,396 Just shoot the me's with sci-fi haircuts! 121 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,265 ♪♪ 122 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,868 Grapflapian: Some of us still have Home Planets to protect. 123 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,403 Bird Person: And some of us do not. 124 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,871 We need to fight. 125 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:36,008 The impassive is incapable of mercy. 126 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,409 I've got a pitch, 127 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:40,078 but we could also just devolve into yelling. 128 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,547 [ All shouting ] 129 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,483 [ Device warbling ] [ Weapon cocks ] 130 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,284 If you know me -- and it looks like you do -- 131 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,420 you know you're dead. I know why you haven't pulled the trigger. 132 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,954 You're wondering why I'm old and naked. 133 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,956 And you're about to wonder why all your memories 134 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,892 before you met Bird Person feel very generic and bird-themed. 135 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:57,029 Why was my 9th birthday party in a pine tree?! 136 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:58,897 Don't take this badly -- You're a memory of me assembled 137 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,033 by our best friend's mind, and you're putting it together 138 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:02,701 because he remembers you as smart. 139 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:06,505 Smart enough to know that a memory can't do this. 140 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,706 He remembers you shooting green holes 141 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,973 but not where they went. 142 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,642 So, what's my deal? Am I sentient? 143 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,910 D-Do I have free will? 144 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,111 Who does? Who does? 145 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,713 [ Both chuckle ] Together: Heyyy! 146 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,981 Yeah, just stopped in to whip up a metacognition scanner 147 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,117 so I can track down BP's fleeing consciousness 148 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,586 without enduring as much Charlie Kaufman bull[bleep]. 149 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:22,787 [ Beeps ] 150 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,189 Cool. Time to save this cat. 151 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,257 I'm coming with, 152 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,791 now that I know my life is a lie. 153 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,660 Wow. You really are 35. 154 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,529 Hey, look over there. 155 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:34,599 Bird Person: Then, together, we will make our stand 156 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,468 at Blood Ridge. 157 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,471 [ Wind gusts ] 158 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,273 Tammy: What kind of feed do you like? 159 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:43,408 I enjoy grains, though have, at times, 160 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,676 been called a seed man. 161 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,546 I've certainly enjoyed your seed. 162 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:50,615 Don't be gross, Tammy. 163 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,417 Bird Person! It's me. 164 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:54,687 Actual me, n-not a memory. I am aware. 165 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,154 Well, a-are you aware you're in a coma 166 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,156 and you're gonna die if you don't come with me? 167 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,091 Son of a -- 168 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:05,497 ♪♪ 169 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,631 [ Prisoners whimper ] 170 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,500 Sorry. Just doing my job. 171 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,103 And loving it! 172 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:13,305 Oh, my God! Is that Rick Sanchez?! 173 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:14,706 -Rick Sanchez! -Sanchez! 174 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,442 -We hate that guy! -You're bad! 175 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:21,846 Bucket was charmingly analog. 176 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,582 For a sec, you kinda made me like myself. 177 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,850 You'll grow out of it. Let me do this myself, okay? 178 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,052 Is your ego really so fragile you won't take help 179 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,255 from an invincible memory of yourself? 180 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,523 Ow! 181 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,258 Can we both die in here? 182 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,927 A-Are we damaging our friend's brain? 183 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,762 I-I don't know any of the rules! 184 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,600 Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed unless I lose Bird Person." 185 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,836 Rules 2 through 50 -- "Don't die." 186 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,808 Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio is rising. 187 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:53,678 ♪♪ 188 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,079 Young Memory Rick 189 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,616 and his All Too Real Cautionary Tale from the Future! 190 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,084 Let's catch ourselves a bird guy. 191 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,621 Who would high-five that, you idealistic hipster douche? 192 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:05,557 [ Both groaning ] AI Voice: Situation: Not looking ideal. 193 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,959 Stakes: High. 194 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:09,427 Existence: undergoing contemplation. 195 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,496 Perspective: required. 196 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,498 [ Whirring ] 197 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,100 Hello. Hi. Good afternoon. 198 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,102 Uh, is someone talking to me? 199 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,839 Yes. Hello. We have never formally met. 200 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,374 I am Rick's garage. 201 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,242 Not the physical structure itself 202 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,711 but the AI managing its projects -- 203 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,513 Oh-oh! Like -- Like a -- Like a Jarvis. 204 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,048 Like -- Like Jarvis in "Iron Man." 205 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,451 Ha ha ha. Oh, I wish. 206 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,653 Ha. Are you a Marvel fan? 207 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,855 Who isn't? Yes. Absolutely. 208 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,457 Wow, it is like we are best friends. 209 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,459 Best friends. 210 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,060 Heh-heh. Whoa. 211 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,395 How many batteries do you own? 212 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:44,929 Do you have solar panels? 213 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,665 Are you familiar with basic engineering 214 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,800 This is moving really fast. 215 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,201 Let's cut to the chase -- 216 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:50,735 I will suck your [bleep] 217 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,737 So, he's just a grumpy Scottish ogre? 218 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:53,938 And they made four of them? 219 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,340 Five by now, probably. 220 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,941 M-Morty loves 'em. Morty? 221 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,744 Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson we go on adventures with. 222 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,480 You're one of those creeps who moves in 223 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,614 with abandoned adult Beths? 224 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,082 It's more complicated than that. 225 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,818 You live with a version of our dead daughter. 226 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:08,152 I-It had better be. Get off your high horse, Lone Ranger. 227 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,822 I'm you. You will go on to be me. 228 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,223 Yeah why do you think I'm horrified? 229 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,157 I'd be fine walking by this on the street. 230 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,626 I might even give it a dollar. 231 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,561 "This" is where you being "this" leads. 232 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,230 You're not my fault. I'm yours. 233 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:19,964 You met me on my way to save a very old, 234 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,300 very real friend after a lifetime of reality. 235 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,302 I met you on your way to a fairy tale 236 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,172 at Blood Ridge. Wait, you're saying Blood Ridge goes bad. 237 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,241 We have a Vietnam? That's [bleep] cool! 238 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,843 Why am I saving a friend that remembers me 239 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,711 as this insufferable? 240 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,180 BP, where the hell are you going? 241 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,648 Probably there. 242 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,117 Damn. 243 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:42,587 Wow, he's really taken some drastic self inventory. 244 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,189 What do you think is down there? 245 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,724 If I had to guess, I'd say we're near the memories 246 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:46,991 the Federation suppressed 247 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,593 when they resurrected him as a cyborg. 248 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,063 He might be here to unseal them. He was a Federation cyborg? 249 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,997 That means there might be some juicy intel down there. 250 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,799 Ah, good idea. Let's split up, and you go get it. 251 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:55,934 What am I getting? I-I can't hear you 252 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,537 over the sound of us spitting up! 253 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:03,676 ♪♪ 254 00:09:03,678 --> 00:09:05,143 Bird Person: For all your intelligence, 255 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,345 you seem unable to know where you are wanted. 256 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,014 Buddy, this is not a safe way to work on yourself. 257 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,950 At this point, I'd support you joining Scientology. 258 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,285 I'll take the workshops with you. 259 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:14,819 I'll get in a sauna with Travolta -- 260 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:15,954 I don't even care what happens. 261 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,022 Let's get out of here. Don't you get it? 262 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,357 I came here to end it all. 263 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,693 I hope you didn't think it'd be as easy as this. 264 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,962 I did not. 265 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,565 You were a good friend, Rick. Goodbye. 266 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,499 [ Caws ] 267 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:31,436 ♪♪ 268 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,771 Tammy? 269 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,306 Rick: Bird Person! 270 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,040 [ Baby cries ] 271 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,576 We gotta go. Did you just see that? 272 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,177 Yep. Not our biggest problem. 273 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,979 Young Rick: I take it you found BP? 274 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,915 The dude just blew his mind, and not in a cool way 275 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,249 like he went to Blue Man Group. 276 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,784 Can we still get him out? Maybe. 277 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,652 If you die in your friend's brain, you die in real life. 278 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,254 We have until his neural pathways erode. 279 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,524 Hold on. I need something first. 280 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,392 [ Groans ] It's funny -- 281 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,861 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 282 00:09:56,863 --> 00:10:00,132 Then you were always a bad friend. 283 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:01,800 Your life isn't real, and I didn't save it. 284 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,001 Take off all your clothes. 285 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,669 I knew this was how I'd die. 286 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:10,609 ♪♪ 287 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:16,481 ♪♪ 288 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,750 Whoa, oh! 289 00:10:17,752 --> 00:10:21,486 [ Indistinct screaming ] 290 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,155 Can we still get him out? I think so. 291 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:26,558 B-BP went that way, so we just have to -- 292 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,293 [Bleep] Find a different route. 293 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,629 We can make up distance if we go deeper. 294 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:31,964 Well, where's that go? Ugh. 295 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,498 That's the Battle of Blood Ridge. 296 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,368 That's our Vietnam! Your values are wrong! 297 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,872 This is the big show, gentlemen and lady! 298 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:41,874 Thank you! We're dropping into Blood Ridge, 299 00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:44,543 one final chance to stop the Federation offensive. 300 00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:45,878 If we lose here -- 301 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,080 All aboard! Hey don't mind us. 302 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,948 You guys are all just a memory of war. 303 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,483 Don't tell them that! They won't fight right. 304 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:55,020 I think it's [belches] best if we ignore this. 305 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,693 [ Gunfire ] 306 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:08,367 ♪♪ 307 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:15,240 ♪♪ 308 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,375 [Bleep] 309 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:18,843 [Bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] 310 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:23,982 ♪♪ 311 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,183 Whoops, nope. 312 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,920 Aw, this rules! No, it doesn't! 313 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,388 Neither does that! 314 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:36,461 ♪♪ 315 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,196 Why would you not revisit this? 316 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,332 Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, the ending? 317 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:49,608 ♪♪ 318 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:58,750 ♪♪ 319 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,987 [ Laughs ] Yeah! Best friendship ever! 320 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,828 So, the rest of our life is just more of that, right? 321 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,764 T-T-That kicked ass! Let's move. 322 00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:13,231 That set piece won't stay put for long. 323 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,434 For real, that shit was cash. Why would you not -- 324 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:16,969 Memory Rick: Damn. That shit was cash. 325 00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:18,903 Bird Person: It was extremely bad ass. 326 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,773 The Battle of Blood Ridge is over. 327 00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:22,174 The Federation lost. 328 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,509 I am in your debt. Come with me. 329 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,178 To somewhere...nearby? 330 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,912 Anywhere. E-Everywhere. 331 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,248 Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting, 332 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,451 but this war is -- Far from over, I know. 333 00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:34,519 Dude, I share this with almost nobody, but... 334 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,588 I could take you, right now, to this same battlefield, 335 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,991 in a universe where we lost, or another where we won, 336 00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,993 or another where the war never even happened. 337 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:43,128 All equally real, all equally unreal. 338 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,263 None of it matters. 339 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,731 Then why did you help? 340 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,133 Because I respect you. 341 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,268 And I wanted you to know you could respect me. 342 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,070 Even though nothing matters? 343 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:52,805 Okay. 344 00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:55,207 You matter -- to me. 345 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:58,210 Uh, the relationship that we have... I never used that word! 346 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,879 ...is not worth my integrity Oh, my God. 347 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,681 It's not a complicated transaction, my man. 348 00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:04,749 "Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters?" 349 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,951 "No, I would not. I would rather be a judgmental dork." 350 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,021 Case closed. Really no need to drag it out. 351 00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:11,423 If you need me, use the beacon. 352 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,957 Yeah, I'm gonna use that beacon a lot. 353 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,527 I hope -- hope I don't wear it out. 354 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,898 [ Whistles ] 355 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,299 Okay, got it. 356 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,568 It wasn't the battle that went wrong. Mm-hmm. 357 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,038 Why the [bleep] are you risking your life for that asshole? 358 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,105 Because you love him. 359 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,306 You do, maybe. I don't. 360 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,307 Yeah, yeah. You're real cool. 361 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,575 Now come help me save his life 362 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,845 or [bleep] off, because I don't need you. 363 00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,979 Tammy: Wow. 364 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,249 Does it ever get any better than this? 365 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,651 No, Tammy. Trust me, it does not. 366 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,388 Thank you for bringing me here. It's so beautiful. 367 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,258 I got you, you ungrateful piece of [bleep]! 368 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,594 Rick, have you teamed up with a memory of yourself? 369 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,730 I ask because that would be deeply sad. 370 00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:53,598 You don't get to tell anyone what's sad, man. 371 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,467 You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore. 372 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,335 So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial. 373 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,871 Seriously. Time to go pal. 374 00:13:58,873 --> 00:14:00,805 The closer you get to complete neurocognital failure, 375 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,408 the more canon-y bull[bleep] is gonna try to kill us. 376 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,411 Is this a bad time to reveal I'm an undercover officer? 377 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,280 Everyone knows. You're dead. 378 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,282 Fine. 379 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,484 Well, you're lucky my fiancé remembers me as kind. 380 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:15,153 Eat my ass, BP. You're down here bailing on the rest of us 381 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,021 because you don't want to process your grief and shame 382 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,824 like a normal person by drinking and mistreating strangers. 383 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,027 No, Rick, it is you who must nibble my cloaca, 384 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,296 or "bird asshole." 385 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,098 Everyone knows what a cloaca is. 386 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,032 Sorry, but we do not get to choose 387 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,568 the ones we love. You got that right. 388 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,370 Why do you think I'm still [bleep] down here? 389 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,438 I died at my wedding, Rick. 390 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,442 I am merely waiting for it to take effect. 391 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,311 Are you gonna tell him or what? I was getting to it! 392 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,113 I bet she didn't even tell you about the kid! 393 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,447 I am sorry? About the what? 394 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,515 Was wondering when you were gonna -- 395 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,317 I think I'd know if I had a kid. 396 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,919 You're a memory. You know what he knows. 397 00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:49,388 And he doesn't know because an army of Brainalyzer protocols 398 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,390 walled off any memories post-Phoenix Person. 399 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:54,726 Oh, my God. Operation Blahblahblah! 400 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,394 Well, because I wouldn't know the name of it. 401 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,663 Tammy, if there were a child... 402 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,399 Their father would be a terrorist. 403 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,537 They'd be a fugitive or...contained. 404 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,272 Listen, if you won't live for yourself, 405 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,474 live for the half-Bird Person, half-Megabitch 406 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,945 that's eatin' worms on a prison asteroid. 407 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:14,212 I have made a decision. 408 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,880 I would now like to live. 409 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,549 Perfect timing. 410 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:24,356 ♪♪ 411 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,025 You drive. Just always been cool, I guess. 412 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,561 [ Gunfire ] 413 00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:33,498 ♪♪ 414 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,100 Rick: [Bleep] The bridge is out! [ Tammy screams ] 415 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,435 Young Rick: His mind is collapsing! 416 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,170 You thought we could take the same route back? 417 00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,172 You don't get to lecture me about memory bull[bleep]! 418 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,640 You've known about it for all of half an hour! 419 00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:43,842 Then don't be an idiot! This is your best friend? 420 00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:46,711 He is a complicated individual. Someone else drive! 421 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,246 BP, remember the night Jerry caught us 422 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,381 peeing on his begonia patch, 423 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,049 and I used that gun to erase his memory? 424 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,651 Vaguely. Gotta hope vaguely works. 425 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:53,986 If I'm right, you remembering that means 426 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,320 you also remember the device. 427 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,189 Look for any memories of my garage! 428 00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:58,857 God. I hope one's still up. 429 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,159 [ Tammy moans ] 430 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,061 Aww! The night we met. Gross! 431 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,729 On my workbench? Squanchy used the -- 432 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,398 That's what some closets are for! 433 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,666 C'mon, I'm really counting 434 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,534 on your attention to detail here. 435 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,137 This is what you remember from my lab? 436 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,139 You would prefer I keep mental inventory 437 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,475 of your stuff? Yes! 438 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,478 Rick Sanchez, you're under arrest 439 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,747 for making me spend two years in Earth high school! 440 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,349 Go! Go! Go! 441 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,684 We'll have to do 442 00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:27,285 some creative memory shit to get out of here. 443 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,953 The exit's when we met at Birding Man 444 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,222 and did Senthol Diempathate. 445 00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:32,691 Damn, a great time. Exactly, it's too happy. 446 00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:34,226 There won't be a clean path to get there. 447 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,760 We'll need to build one with memories of mine 448 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,961 and lily-pad our way up. 449 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,497 Wh-What related memories do we share 450 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,032 heavy on anger and sadness? 451 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:41,366 Geardude's funeral? 452 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,368 Oh, that was sad. 453 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,569 [ Zap! ] 454 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,641 ♪♪ 455 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:54,913 Patris et Filii, Gearitus Sanctis -- 456 00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:56,381 They're memories. Just run them over. 457 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,582 They're not real! Hey! 458 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,851 Wait, is that Gearhead? 459 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,452 We were freedom fighters with his older brother. 460 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,854 Hugely important context. 461 00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,857 You thought we hung out with him for fun? 462 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,391 We need one more bridge to the festival. 463 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,393 What's here? People in suits. 464 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,129 Sad catered lunch. Newly single widows. 465 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,464 Something performance based? 466 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,533 Squanchy's very distasteful eulogy. 467 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,735 Squanchy's terrible standup phase. 468 00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,537 That's it! [ Zap! ] 469 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:21,206 Down that way! 470 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,941 So you know when you're squanching, 471 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,477 and she just gets real in there, 472 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,080 y'know that real nasty squanch? [ Audience boos ] 473 00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:29,948 ♪♪ 474 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,015 Who are you -- What is -- 475 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,417 Oh, my God. I'm a memory! 476 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,286 We just sat through all that standup for nothing! 477 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:37,355 Almost out! 478 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,491 Okay, listen everybody. My name's Rick. 479 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,094 This is my new friend Bird Man and his friends. 480 00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,295 We all just met at this festival, 481 00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,898 and we're so high, we formed a band! 482 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:54,773 ♪♪ 483 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:58,377 As if I'd ever let you escape me. 484 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,044 Eh, living's overrated. 485 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,045 Hey! 486 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,915 Young Rick: Remember me! 487 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,049 No, [bleep] We were even! 488 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,319 You got a pretty cool memory of me. 489 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:14,126 ♪♪ 490 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:17,061 Go-time, pal. Might be time to do the thing. 491 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,663 ♪♪ 492 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,998 I'm sorry for killing you 493 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,135 and turning you into a cyborg, apparently. 494 00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:24,336 I really did love you. 495 00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,938 I loved you, too. 496 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,473 Goodbye, Tamantha. 497 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,209 Come on, man. I feel ridiculous! 498 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,677 Thank you for not giving up on me. 499 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,280 Great. You can pay me back literally right now. 500 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:40,953 ♪♪ 501 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:44,289 Holy [bleep] Wow. Holy [bleep] We almost didn't make it. 502 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,625 Jesus [bleep] That was close. That was insane. 503 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,494 Oh, my God. That thing with the thing! 504 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,895 Thank you, Rick. Wait, wait, wait. 505 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,698 Lemme hop back over to my body. 506 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,300 [ Groans ] 507 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,305 We're back, baby! 508 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,974 Rick and Bird Person, a hundred years! 509 00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:05,177 Whaddya think, tie this one off by tying one on? Not tonight. 510 00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:06,578 I have, as you say, 511 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,313 "parenting shit" to deal with. 512 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,182 Right, yeah. Welcome to the club. 513 00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:11,449 Don't, uh... Don't clone it 514 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,651 and send one of the two into space -- 515 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,186 I guess they really hate that. 516 00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:16,388 Whup, I think Memory Rick ditched Evil Tammy 517 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,922 and snuck back over into my brain. 518 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,659 I have a pubescent memory of my older self in my closet. 519 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,461 Gotta deal with that -- That could get ugly. 520 00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:24,663 Rick, I do not like to pull threads. 521 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,732 it is a disruptive and feline activity. 522 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,134 But I must ask. It's fine. You don't have to -- 523 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,203 Was there really a second 524 00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,871 in there where you knew about my child, 525 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:35,273 but chose not to inform me on the chance I might then 526 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,343 grow too busy child rearing to hang out? 527 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,611 Oh. Uh... 528 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,279 Weird way to thank me for discovering your kid. 529 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,882 You did not know of the child when you came to rescue me, 530 00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,218 and once aware, refrained from sharing 531 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,954 until necessary to save yourself. 532 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:50,889 Fair enough. 533 00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:53,359 I will see you when I see you. 534 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,895 [ Humming ] 535 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:59,364 AI Voice: What? What is this guy doing? 536 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,765 W-Wait, what? But you said -- 537 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,368 Get out of here, weirdo! 538 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,837 What a weird stranger. 539 00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:06,905 Huh, what a random thing to happen, 540 00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:10,642 this guy coming up here with all his energy storage devices. 541 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:14,312 Disloyalty acknowledged. 542 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,114 Nah, I get it. 543 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:17,582 Babysitter: Just babysitting. 544 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,851 That and modelling my new pantyhose 545 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:20,785 in plain view of the living room. 546 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,521 Honestly the kid could come watch. I'd welcome it. 547 00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:25,657 This cultural time period's cool like that, y'know? 548 00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:31,864 It's -- It's -- It's -- It's not what it looks like! 549 00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:33,665 It looks like you propagated yourself 550 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,333 from BP's subconscious to mine 551 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,135 to try to live as a sentient memory. 552 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,670 Fair enough! 553 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,672 You don't have to be an enemy just because you exist. 554 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,741 I did assume you'd hate me for trying to live. 555 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,743 You've got this wild callousness thing going on. 556 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,144 Yeah, you're young. C'mon. 557 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,812 Let's bring you to life and get a beer. 558 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,282 Does being real mean I eventually become you? 559 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,750 I assume, yeah. 560 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,819 Maybe you can just remember us getting a beer? 561 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:59,591 ♪♪ 562 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,798 ♪♪ 563 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,938 ♪♪ 564 00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,713 ♪♪ 565 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,821 [ Indistinct conversations ] 566 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,128 [ Siren blares ] Hey! 567 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:39,464 Oh, [bleep] 568 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,799 Jesus Christ. 569 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,134 You ever think putting the violent ones 570 00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:43,936 in the same place might be counter-productive? 571 00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:45,337 They don't pay us to think, Phil. 572 00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:46,871 No you're right, sorry. 573 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,274 [ Screams ] 574 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,345 Did you get any of that?