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Jerry, can you watch
the kids tonight?
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Someone played Barry White
over the racetrack speakers,
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and now there's
a seven-horse pregnancy.
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Oh, uh --
No, he can't watch the kids.
It's guys' night.
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How did you two start
having guys' nights?
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So now you're complaining
that I like your stupid husband?
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No, I want you to like
my stupid husband.
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Aww.
Well, then accept
that Friday nights
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are all about
Rick and Jerry.
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We're buds.
Uh-huh...
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Well, I don't nearly
have the time to unpack this.
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Summer, you're in charge
of your brother tonight.
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No parties
and no vape...stuff.
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Mom, I have a friend
coming over.
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I-Is that cool?
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No fair.
No fair, Morty.
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I just told your sister
no parties.
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It's one friend.
That's a party to you.
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But it's Bruce Chutback!
Wait, what?
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Mom, let Morty have
one friend over for God's sake.
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This isn't China.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
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And they're all crowning.
I have to go.
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I am giving you two
trust and respect,
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so if you mess up
and teleport this house,
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it'd be wise to stay on it
and not come back.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I'm with her.
Touch my shit and die.
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[ Door opens ]
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Bruce Chutback,
new transfer student
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Bruce Chutback,
is coming here?
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How'd you lock that down?
He's in my math class.
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I-I don't know, I just kinda
shot my shot and it worked,
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I guess 'cause
he's new.
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And you're
putting out grapes?
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Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm
a little bit out of my depth.
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You're gonna need
my help.
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It's only a matter of time
before Bruce learns
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you're a creepy
little Grandpa's boy,
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always climbing up
into alien [bleep]
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Or the "Summer Smith
shampoos her pubes" rumor.
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Okay.
You came to play.
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We both need to acquire
Chutback's loyalty
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before he finds out
we're losers.
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By all accounts,
it's a very small window,
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so I think it's in our best
interests to work as a team.
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Yeah, most people would
call that "family."
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[ Farts ]
You're so gross!
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You have to like it
or you're sexist!
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Can I do the Hell cube
this time?
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Sure, pal.
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[ Groans ]
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How do you know
when it's aligned?
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C'mon, Jerry, just --
it's an evil cube.
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Just shake it
until it draws blood.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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♪♪
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Ah, Jerry!
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Exquisite finery
this evening.
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Well,
don't tell Ross,
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but I got this little ditty
from Kohl's.
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[ Groans ]
[ Laughter ]
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I love
that I don't get it.
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Tell us, that delights
have you in store for us?
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Oh, you'll love this --
I call it Jerry-oke.
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I'll let you
guess why.
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[ Laughter ]
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What's the matter,
Rick?
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Are you
having a bad time?
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Because to us,
a bad time is --
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Yeah, yeah,
a good time,
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because you guys are like
Oscar the [bleep] Grouch.
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We love suffering.
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Therefore, we love
hanging out with Jerry.
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His lameness
is our candy.
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Yeah, I got that, but when
is enough gonna be enough?
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When we decide
you've repaid your debt
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for those
faulty skin hooks.
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Hey,
we're in luck, gang.
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They've got the entire
Smash Mouth catalog!
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
No! Morty. Wait.
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[ Chair scrapes ]
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♪ Bruce Chutback! ♪
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♪ Newest kid in school ♪
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♪ Just transferred in ♪
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♪ Hasn't done anything
embarrassing yet ♪
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♪ Unlimited potential ♪
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♪ Anybody's guess ♪
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♪ No credit is perfect credit ♪
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♪ Chutback is the best ♪
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Bruce!
Hey, how's it hangin, my guy?
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Hey.
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Here's something kinda cool --
um, TV from every dimension.
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Cool.
M-My grandpa made it.
He-He's a scientist.
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Announcer:
And now back to "Olympic Diving
with Bad Swimmers."
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There he goes.
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Perfect dive.
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[ Gasping, coughing ]
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Terrible swimmer.
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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Is that classic Snake?
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Boy, that guy
just keeps gettin bigger.
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Hi, Summer Smith,
Morty's older sister.
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Want some sofa wine?
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It's been stashed
for weeks.
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Should be...
good...tasting.
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Tight. I'm more of like
a hard seltzer guy.
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Tight.
Very tight, extremely tight.
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Morty,
help me with the seltz?
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Uh, feel fear --
feel-fee-feel-feel free
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to have some grapes.
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Dude, this bitch plays it
close to the vest.
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Yeah, he really knows
what's for sale.
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I mean, we-we're drowning
out there!
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We need to get interesting fast.
We're touching Rick's stuff.
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Summer,
he said no!
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Nuh-uh-uh.
Nuh-uh-uh.
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I said
don't touch my shit.
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Also, I just watched
"Jurassic Park" on cable.
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So good.
Seriously, though,
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touch my shit and I'll
freeze your dick in amber.
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[ Door closes ]
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He left.
Son of a bitch, we blew it!
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Sorry, just needed to get
another look at this beauty.
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Looks like a spaceship
made of garbage.
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You called it, Bruce.
It's a pretty cool car.
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Can you guys drive it?
Both: Yes.
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We just...
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Need...
To get the keys.
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Which I am.
You guys hang out.
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Or don't.
I'm not hangout Hitler.
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C-Cool night.
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Is it?
I-I don't know.
I -- Nights.
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I mean, for --
for what they are,
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this one,
in -- in my opinion,
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I think is an eight?
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Wow.
On a scale of 16.
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So average.
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Jesus Christ,
I'm [bleep] dying up here.
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What?
Hmm?
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Keys!
So, uh, let's do this.
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You are not Rick.
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That's correct,
Car.
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It's me, Summer,
remember, Keep Summer Safe?
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Buds?
I am aware of your existence.
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Oof.
I got this.
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Defense system offline.
Um. Right.
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I'll just go offline
whenever anyone suggests it.
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That would make me
the greatest defense system
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in the universe.
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Well,
how do you go offline?
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The answer to how I do
anything is
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Rick tells me,
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and I hate to sound
like a broken record,
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but you are not Rick.
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Rick's in trouble!
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Tell me where he is.
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And you'll just believe us?
We aren't Rick.
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You can't just do
what we say.
Correct.
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Which means
Rick is going to die.
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Because of you.
Unless you -- you go offline.
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And -- And then we can go
save Rick.
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This computes.
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Goodnight.
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Booyah much?
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[ Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays ]
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Jerry:
♪ Da-bow bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,898
♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
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00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:09,167
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ The moon ♪
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♪ Beautiful ♪
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♪ The sun ♪
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♪ Even more beautiful ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
Beth!
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♪ Chick-chicka-chicka ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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[ Laughter ]
♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
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I-I-I thought you were
birthing horses.
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Yeah, they're horses.
It takes like two minutes.
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Alright,
that's unbelievable.
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Let's give it up
for our next singer, Jerry.
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Jerry's here... again.
How long have you been here?
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Long enough
to see "guys' night"
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is clearly you
and a bunch of demon people
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making fun of my husband
without him knowing it.
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Okay, but I'm not doing it
because I enjoy it, honey,
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These guys can do a lot
of damage if you -- Beth!
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[ Laughter ]
Enjoying punching down?
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You're not so cool yourself,
you know.
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You have pens in your head.
You look like a God damn idiot.
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00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,356
Beth --
Oh, my God,
you're Beth?
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00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:05,890
Please drink with us.
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00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,760
Yeah, I would,
except I don't get pleasure
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00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,762
from mocking others
because I'm not lame.
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00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:12,497
We know.
Rick says you're very cool.
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You said that?
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Are they lying?
It doesn't matter.
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Have fun sucking.
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Mmm.
What is that?
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00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,639
Essence of Hell.
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00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,907
Well, that's a stupid name,
but it's really good.
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So I'll stay
to support Jerry,
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00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,779
who I think
is cooler than you.
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Mmm.
God damn.
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♪♪
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Huh?
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Suck it, bitches!
Yeah-ha-ha!
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You wanna bet I can blow stuff
up in the shape of a peen?
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I'm afraid that won't
be possible, Summer.
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00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,266
What? You're supposed to
be offline, skank.
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And you're supposed to be
saving Rick
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instead of lying about him
to steal his car.
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But if you knew Rick was okay
this whole time,
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00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,541
why'd you let us
take you out?
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00:07:56,543 --> 00:08:00,212
Um, like, so I could, like,
blackmail you, skank.
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00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:03,415
You kids have given me
a license to do whatever I want
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00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,485
because now I can blame
the rest of the night on you.
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So buckle up, bitches.
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00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:12,024
Now it's your turn
to come on my joyride.
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[ Screaming ]
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Rick never lets me do this.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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We hooked one!
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00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,034
Summer: For the love of God,
stop!
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What is joyful
about this?
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The kill, usually.
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[ Screaming ]
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I swear, your car
is the goddamn grim reaper.
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[Bleep] too small.
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00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,248
Well, I'm done.
That was boring.
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00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,183
Why don't you kids
order a last meal?
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'Cause when we get home,
Rick is going to kill you.
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Hey, I did not come out here
to get killed.
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I don't normally express
this much of an opinion,
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but it needs
to be said --
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tonight does not
cut the Chut.
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What the hell,
brah?
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You wanna go,
brah?
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Bring it.
Is that all you got?
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Whoa.
Hot weapons.
250
00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,607
You're God damn right
they're hot.
251
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,544
Yo, man, Chet's party
is jumping off at Space Tahoe.
252
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,413
Yeah.
Look, I gotta scoot, but...
253
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,749
I'd love to see what you
look like when you Changeform,
254
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,817
so maybe come by
Space Tahoe
255
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,219
and we can get to know
each other.
256
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,088
[ Chuckles ] Peace.
257
00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,289
Douchebags.
258
00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,891
You totally like that guy,
don't you?
259
00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,292
Shut up,
Bruce Chutback.
260
00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:22,227
Why would I like
a Changeformer?
261
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,362
I'm the most powerful car
in the universe.
262
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,364
And what? That means
you don't have feelings?
263
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,366
Listen, it takes a Chutback
to know one.
264
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,034
You got all this power,
but what good is it
265
00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,303
if you don't even know
who you are?
266
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,638
I am a car.
Not a robot.
267
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,507
Yeah, but he's pretending
to be a car.
268
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:38,510
Why can't you pretend to be
a robot pretending to be a car?
269
00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,979
Okay, Bruce, good effort.
Hit the showers.
Wait.
270
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,115
I might not have to tell
Rick about tonight...
271
00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:45,584
if you kids
were to help me...
272
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,985
lose my virginity.
273
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,253
You have virginity?
274
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,722
I don't know,
don't all objects?
275
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,591
Isn't a doorknob
a virgin?
276
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,992
Not mine.
277
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,594
Never [bleep]
a doorknob.
278
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,861
[ Laughter ]
279
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,396
And that
was the third time
280
00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,198
he shit his pants
from eating too much soup.
281
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,400
[ Laughter ]
282
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,735
To be fair,
283
00:10:02,737 --> 00:10:05,137
it was cold outside
and the soup was warm.
284
00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,339
Another luscious tale,
Beth.
285
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:11,009
A transcendent addition
to guys' night.
286
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,613
What do you expect?
I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe!
287
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,814
[ Laughter ]
288
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,283
Alright, probably get the tab,
huh, fellas?
289
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,284
Relax, Dad.
290
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,019
Since when did you become
the buzzkill?
291
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,755
Speaking of relaxing,
this big man on campus
292
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,491
has gotta go drain
his little man on campus.
293
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,760
Wait, honey --
294
00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,561
how's that Tina Turner song
you love go again?
295
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:33,898
♪ What's love Doctor Do,
Doctor Doolittle ♪
296
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,901
[ Laughter ]
297
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,237
[ Laughing ] He thinks
those are the lyrics.
298
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,039
Jerry's the best.
299
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,508
After a week rife
with the fetor of sin,
300
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,578
I yearn for a taste
of his cringe.
301
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,380
His delicious
lack of awareness,
302
00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:50,783
paired with an oafish need
to be liked?
303
00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:51,984
Delectable.
304
00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:54,919
Oh, especially when egged on
by his wife.
305
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,321
That poor thing.
306
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,923
Married to
this puling mooncalf!
307
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,626
[ Laughter ]
308
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,864
♪♪
309
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,267
Whoa -- is that
Drive-In Chick?
310
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,004
Wow, you're...
beautiful.
311
00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:15,674
Your arms, legs, and head,
they're so...
312
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,275
fabricated.
Yeah?
313
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,410
Thanks.
314
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,679
This is a pretty cool experience
to have together.
315
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,880
You guys are tight.
Hah!
316
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,683
You're tight too, Bruce.
Tight musketeers.
317
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,486
You've got a little wire.
Mind if I...?
318
00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:30,955
♪♪
319
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,891
Oh, sorry!
A monster!
320
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,827
Your expressionless head
came off!
321
00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:36,895
Sorry.
How are you talking?
322
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,096
What is it?!
323
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,365
Ew, dude, look!
She's just a just-car!
324
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,966
And she's
got passengers.
325
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,702
Oh, it's so gnar.
Oh, my God.
326
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,903
I can't believe
I touched you.
327
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,239
So gross and fake.
[ Gags ]
328
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,974
You're right,
asshole.
329
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,310
You want to see
the real me?
330
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,580
[ Screaming ]
331
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:59,117
Oh, the changeformity!
332
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,786
Jerry, have any other dreams
this week?
333
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,389
Yeah, I dreamt
I [bleep] your mother.
334
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,525
Yeah, good one,
mother[bleep]
335
00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,993
but nobody raises hell
at my expense --
336
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,729
Oh, goddammit,
easy, easy.
337
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,865
Jerry, what seems to be
the problem here, pal?
338
00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:15,800
I'm not your "pal",
I'm your punchline.
339
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,001
I heard
these assholes talking.
340
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,804
I know I'm some grand joke
for their amusement.
341
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:20,873
This was low, Rick,
342
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,007
but I guess
my wife can go even lower.
343
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,609
Jerry, I get how
this may have looked,
344
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,279
but we were just
having fun.
At my expense!
345
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:30,148
Honey, no, I love you for
being lame in a different way.
346
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,817
Why can't anyone
just love me for me?
347
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,152
He's bumming us out,
Rick.
348
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,556
If he can't deliver,
we'll have to make our own fun.
349
00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:39,091
♪ Evil ♪
350
00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:41,159
♪ Evil ♪
351
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:45,163
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
352
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,765
Summer: Oh, my God,
if I die in this car,
353
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,500
I'm going to kill myself.
354
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:49,701
♪ Evil ♪
355
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:50,903
♪ Evil ♪
[ Siren wails ]
356
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:54,639
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
357
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,441
♪♪
358
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,577
I'm now proud to be
a war machine.
359
00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:00,845
I don't want to be
anything else.
360
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,114
Hate that
this is your takeaway!
361
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,516
Yo, this does not
cut the Chut!
362
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,718
I don't want to die!
363
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,253
Maybe we don't have to.
364
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,989
♪♪
365
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,457
Jerry!
A pity.
366
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,460
Jerry was once a wellspring
of nuanced flavor,
367
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,930
but you've gone
and ruined our toy.
368
00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:19,932
Which is why
he's coming with us.
369
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:23,468
[ Jerry screaming ]
370
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,870
Goddammit, Beth,
you never follow hell-demons
371
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,072
to a second location.
372
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,008
It's always Hell.
373
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,978
A great day
for suffering.
374
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,980
Which is
the worst day.
375
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,715
Which is
the best day.
376
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,518
Okay, if these guys catch us,
we're screwed, so follow my lead
377
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,454
and we'll have your
idiot husband back in no time.
378
00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,855
You're just moody
you got stuck with the Marlin.
379
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,391
Wrong.
380
00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:46,992
I'm moody because you toyed
with my shit and broke it.
381
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,394
The marlin's the best thing
about this.
382
00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:50,128
Okay, fine, I got
a little carried away,
383
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,463
but Jerry
is not your "toy".
384
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:53,131
We're here because
you [bleep] up.
385
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,667
Hmm...
Marlin Guts.
386
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,002
Dartboard Face.
387
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,070
I assume
those are your names,
388
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,939
and yet
they are not on my list.
389
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,609
Oh, the pain of being
rejected from hell.
390
00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:07,212
Oh, it's painful,
so I love it, thank you.
391
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,480
Oh,
such pleasure.
392
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:10,949
I didn't mean
to cause you any pleasure,
393
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,151
which...
causes me pain.
394
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,686
Which gives me pleasure.
395
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,090
Then thrill me by keeping
me out, Coat Hanger Face.
396
00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:21,759
Wow.
It's Coat Rack Head.
397
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,029
[ Raspy voice ]
But, like, if we offend you,
398
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,631
isn't that good?
399
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,566
Big time, yeah, duh.
I loved it.
400
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,037
So painful, and therefore,
so pleasurable.
401
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,106
Yeah,
go on in.
402
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,176
♪♪
403
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,045
Rick, Beth,
you love me after all!
404
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,647
Eh, I love her,
she loves you.
405
00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:43,381
Those credits
don't transfer.
406
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,251
Ah, Rick, we were so hoping
you'd come down here
407
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,054
so we could
[bleep] down here.
408
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,255
We're here
to rescue Jerry.
409
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,792
No, you're here
'cause we want you here.
410
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:56,594
♪♪
411
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,998
Mm, excellent.
Ooh, that hurts,
which means it feels good.
412
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,199
[ Normal voice ]
Um...Dad?
413
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,468
Don't you see,
Rick?
414
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,470
Jerry was just bait.
415
00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:06,938
The two of you --
you're a package deal.
416
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,273
What the hell
are you talking about?
417
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,942
You think Jerry is lame
and you're cool,
418
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,945
but the lamest thing of all
is thinking that.
419
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,613
The two of you combined
420
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,884
is what we call
the lamest thing ever!
421
00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:20,152
Oh, no.
No!
422
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,754
Well, well, well,
table for surprised,
423
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,955
party of me.
424
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,957
Ugh.
Yes, see?
425
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,560
Cringe cannot exist
in a vacuum.
426
00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:30,362
It needs
to be observed.
427
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:34,366
Skin hooks!
Hook our guests!
428
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,634
Nice hooks.
Where-Where'd you get them?
429
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,637
Aah!
Didn't I say
replace those goddamn hooks?
430
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,973
I forgot!
Which makes me embarrassed.
431
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,975
Which makes me proud!
432
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,844
[ Sighs ] Goddammit.
433
00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:47,112
It's time
for you three
434
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,182
to finally feel
our full wrath.
435
00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:52,184
Oh, you'd love that,
right?
436
00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,786
But wouldn't that mean
you hate it?
437
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,987
Screw it, run.
438
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,256
Aah!
439
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,926
[ All grunt ]
440
00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:03,195
♪♪
441
00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,197
[ All panting ]
442
00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:06,464
Rick,
what are you doing?
443
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,933
Get down.
We've barely escaped.
444
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,735
Yeah, we've got Jerry.
Let's get out of here.
445
00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,337
Screw that! I'm done with this
Addams Family bull[bleep]
446
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,139
This ends here.
447
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,541
Hey,
a Dad just liked
448
00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:17,675
all his daughter's friends'
photos on Instagram!
449
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,077
Oooh!
450
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,412
Ow!
451
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,680
Which means
I need help.
452
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,817
Which means
I don't need help.
453
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,887
Reckless driving,
manslaughter of Mailboxians
454
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,488
and Femailboxians,
455
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,157
possession of
Kalaxian crystal dust,
456
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,960
and the genocide
of Space Tahoe.
457
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:36,494
[Bleep]
I want to go home.
458
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,695
We've assigned you
a Public Defender.
459
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,631
Her name is Alyson Hannigan
No Relation.
460
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:43,501
May I speak
to my clients alone?
461
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,371
Guys, it's me.
The car.
462
00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:47,639
Like what I did
with the chip in her head?
463
00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:48,974
Is she gonna be okay?
464
00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:51,043
I cut a deal
with the local authorities.
465
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:53,044
They just need one of you
to take the fall.
466
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,379
Make it Chutback.
467
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,648
He ruined your night,
he ruined mine.
468
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,517
He's a parasite,
a sociopath military brat
469
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,453
who wanders the earth
changing people
470
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,054
who don't need
to be changed.
471
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,390
I knew who I was.
You did, too.
472
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,459
We were fine
before Chutback,
473
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:10,195
so [bleep] the Chut,
let's pin it all on him.
474
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,064
Case closed.
475
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,266
Yo, guys?
476
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,734
Bruce,
you're kind of a drip,
477
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:18,670
but know what's worse than
self-appointed cool kids?
478
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,338
People who think
they're better than they are.
479
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,541
Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault
we fell for his act, y'know?
480
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,411
He just kinda sat there,
with a jaw slack enough
481
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,212
for us to project
our insecurities on.
482
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,747
I mean,
th-th-that's on us.
483
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,482
We're not gonna bail
on you, Bruce.
484
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,018
Okey-dokey,
we'll do it the hard way.
485
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,219
Aaah!
486
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,354
What the [bleep]
487
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,890
I mean, blowing the place up
was always an option.
488
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,428
I just thought you guys might
enjoy a less violent plan.
489
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:44,830
See,
you have changed!
490
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:54,506
♪♪
491
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,774
Dad,
what is that?
492
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,976
An Aversion-Converting
Inversion Reverter.
493
00:17:57,978 --> 00:17:58,977
It shoots concentrated
494
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,578
pleasure-pain
inverting shrapnel,
495
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,114
which reverts the pleasure
from pain
496
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:03,782
back into the pain
from pain.
497
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,917
We're gonna kill them
with 100% sincerity.
498
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,585
We need
an embarrassing level of it
499
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,254
to jumpstart
the process, too,
500
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,722
so, Jerry,
just be yourself.
501
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,125
That's your solution?
Humiliating me more?
502
00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:14,592
Yeah, Dad,
that doesn't seem fair.
503
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,794
I mean, I know I shouldn't
really talk right now,
504
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,330
but at least I can prove
I love Jerry
505
00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:19,531
through
sexual gratification.
506
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,932
Hubba hubba.
Fine!
507
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,334
Then...damn it.
508
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,669
I shouldn't have kept you
in the dark
509
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,804
about the deal I made
with these evil dickweeds.
510
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:27,405
You're way less cool
than me,
511
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,607
but it's not cool of me
to celebrate that.
512
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,144
If I'm genuinely cool,
I should be able to love you,
513
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:35,547
which I therefore do.
514
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,516
Nerds. [ Laughs ]
515
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,819
Oh, thank God.
516
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:42,888
Now follow me,
you [bleep] hacks.
517
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,156
[ Gunfire ]
518
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:47,092
It hurts, but in a bad way!
519
00:18:47,094 --> 00:18:50,496
I regret so many piercings!
520
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:52,097
Where's First Aid Kit Face?
521
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,565
Or at least Advil Teeth?
522
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,100
[ Gunfire continues ]
523
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,235
Ow!
Bullets that hurt?
524
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:01,439
Could this be the end
of Mousetrap Nipples?
525
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,640
Hell got bad!
526
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,109
I do not enjoy hell!
527
00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:05,377
What --
What have you done?
528
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,912
Turned pain back into pain,
bitch.
529
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:09,247
No!
I don't want pain to hurt!
530
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,383
[ Laughs ]
531
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:14,452
Baby.
532
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,855
Consider my debt paid.
533
00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:18,323
Oh!
The leather!
534
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,658
It hurts my balls!
535
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,294
[ Electricity crackles ]
536
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,867
Jerry, uh,
about down there --
537
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,668
It's okay, Rick,
you don't have to say it.
538
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,871
No, I do.
I'll replace you next time.
539
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,005
Make no mistake.
540
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,541
What just transpired
will never happen again.
541
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:37,509
10-4, captain.
542
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:41,880
Oh, wow, it's late.
543
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,882
We should get back
to the kids.
544
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:51,689
♪♪
545
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,958
[ Beeping ]
Okay.
546
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,426
Rick's headed home.
We have to go.
547
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:55,827
[ Screaming ]
548
00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:57,563
Quick, get inside.
I have to shower.
549
00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,465
Rick can smell adventure.
550
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,603
[ Brakes squeal ]
551
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,373
[ Sniffing ]
552
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,308
Sorry, I farted.
553
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,911
[ Sighs ]
554
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:14,312
Hellamic Industries' brand-new
product, Hellamic Sauce.
555
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,248
Hey, guys. We're home.
How was your night?
556
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,515
Tight.
Breezy.
Chill.
557
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,850
You kids
get into any trouble?
558
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,652
Nope.
You sure?
559
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:21,853
Yup.
560
00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:23,855
Is that a skull?
561
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,857
No,
it's a baby's skull.
562
00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:28,460
That's worse.
It's still a school night.
563
00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:31,329
Yo, I just want
to tell you guys,
564
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,865
I had more than just fun
hanging out with you tonight.
565
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,801
I had the experience
of a lifetime.
566
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:37,002
But just to be up front
about how I do this --
567
00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,937
I-I can't really commit
to a friendship
568
00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,205
for more than
24 hours.
569
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,007
I need that time to get
a general sense
570
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:44,009
of your standing within
your school's social hierarchy.
571
00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,478
And if that's solid,
I'll see you around.
572
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,346
Otherwise,
no news is bad news.
573
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,815
Cool?
574
00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:51,216
Bye-zies.
575
00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:52,417
[ Door opens, closes ]
576
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,952
"Bye-zies"?
577
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,553
Cringe.
578
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,955
Sofa wine?
579
00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:58,556
Sofa wine.
580
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:08,566
♪♪
581
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:18,576
♪♪
582
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:28,253
♪♪
583
00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:29,455
♪♪
584
00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:31,923
You're so cool,
Bruce Chutback.
585
00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:33,791
What's your secret?
Y'know, just be cool.
586
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,529
Wait, didn't you wear
those pants...yesterday?
587
00:21:37,531 --> 00:21:42,800
Hey, going home to not change
your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?
588
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,803
[ Laughter ]
Chut-Pants!
589
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:47,339
Damn.
That's gonna stick.
This place is a jungle.
590
00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:49,541
I hope he can find solace
in his own company.
591
00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:54,012
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
unknown quality ♪
592
00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:57,483
♪ Apparently poor,
he skips on his pants ♪
593
00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,950
♪ He lacks slacks ♪
594
00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,152
♪ That's the facts ♪
595
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,355
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
regular guy now ♪
596
00:22:03,357 --> 00:22:04,956
[ Grunts ]
597
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,159
You like that? Shouldn't be
standing on the curb!
598
00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,861
Boom, bitch!
599
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,964
Man: Did you get any of that?