1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:02,935 Jerry, can you watch the kids tonight? 2 00:00:02,937 --> 00:00:04,736 Someone played Barry White over the racetrack speakers, 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,671 and now there's a seven-horse pregnancy. 4 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,474 Oh, uh -- No, he can't watch the kids. It's guys' night. 5 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:11,543 How did you two start having guys' nights? 6 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,746 So now you're complaining that I like your stupid husband? 7 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:15,948 No, I want you to like my stupid husband. 8 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:18,016 Aww. Well, then accept that Friday nights 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,284 are all about Rick and Jerry. 10 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,019 We're buds. Uh-huh... 11 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,622 Well, I don't nearly have the time to unpack this. 12 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,424 Summer, you're in charge of your brother tonight. 13 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,826 No parties and no vape...stuff. 14 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,294 Mom, I have a friend coming over. 15 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:30,495 I-Is that cool? 16 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,830 No fair. No fair, Morty. 17 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,298 I just told your sister no parties. 18 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,099 It's one friend. That's a party to you. 19 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,835 But it's Bruce Chutback! Wait, what? 20 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,037 Mom, let Morty have one friend over for God's sake. 21 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,372 This isn't China. [ Cellphone chimes ] 22 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,573 And they're all crowning. I have to go. 23 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,041 I am giving you two trust and respect, 24 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,709 so if you mess up and teleport this house, 25 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,044 it'd be wise to stay on it and not come back. 26 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,245 [ Door opens, closes ] 27 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,782 I'm with her. Touch my shit and die. 28 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:50,783 [ Door opens ] 29 00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:52,717 Bruce Chutback, new transfer student 30 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,252 Bruce Chutback, is coming here? 31 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:56,054 How'd you lock that down? He's in my math class. 32 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,456 I-I don't know, I just kinda shot my shot and it worked, 33 00:00:58,458 --> 00:00:59,658 I guess 'cause he's new. 34 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,126 And you're putting out grapes? 35 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,061 Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm a little bit out of my depth. 36 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,396 You're gonna need my help. 37 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,198 It's only a matter of time before Bruce learns 38 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,599 you're a creepy little Grandpa's boy, 39 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,734 always climbing up into alien [bleep] 40 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,404 Or the "Summer Smith shampoos her pubes" rumor. 41 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,206 Okay. You came to play. 42 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,274 We both need to acquire Chutback's loyalty 43 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,742 before he finds out we're losers. 44 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,012 By all accounts, it's a very small window, 45 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:23,482 so I think it's in our best interests to work as a team. 46 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,384 Yeah, most people would call that "family." 47 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,619 [ Farts ] You're so gross! 48 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:30,355 You have to like it or you're sexist! 49 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,557 Can I do the Hell cube this time? 50 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:33,958 Sure, pal. 51 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,360 [ Groans ] 52 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,229 How do you know when it's aligned? 53 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,763 C'mon, Jerry, just -- it's an evil cube. 54 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,099 Just shake it until it draws blood. 55 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,501 [ Electricity crackles ] 56 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,969 ♪♪ 57 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,371 Ah, Jerry! 58 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,973 Exquisite finery this evening. 59 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,242 Well, don't tell Ross, 60 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,110 but I got this little ditty from Kohl's. 61 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,778 [ Groans ] [ Laughter ] 62 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,514 I love that I don't get it. 63 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,517 Tell us, that delights have you in store for us? 64 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,386 Oh, you'll love this -- I call it Jerry-oke. 65 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,388 I'll let you guess why. 66 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,789 [ Laughter ] 67 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,124 What's the matter, Rick? 68 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,792 Are you having a bad time? 69 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,728 Because to us, a bad time is -- 70 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,129 Yeah, yeah, a good time, 71 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,131 because you guys are like Oscar the [bleep] Grouch. 72 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,999 We love suffering. 73 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:17,536 Therefore, we love hanging out with Jerry. 74 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,004 His lameness is our candy. 75 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,407 Yeah, I got that, but when is enough gonna be enough? 76 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,543 When we decide you've repaid your debt 77 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,278 for those faulty skin hooks. 78 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,812 Hey, we're in luck, gang. 79 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,882 They've got the entire Smash Mouth catalog! 80 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,816 [ Laughter ] 81 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:41,826 ♪♪ 82 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:51,836 ♪♪ 83 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:59,244 ♪♪ 84 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:03,382 [ Electricity crackles ] 85 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,118 [ Doorbell rings ] No! Morty. Wait. 86 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,486 [ Chair scrapes ] 87 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,456 ♪ Bruce Chutback! ♪ 88 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,191 ♪ Newest kid in school ♪ 89 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,726 ♪ Just transferred in ♪ 90 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:17,195 ♪ Hasn't done anything embarrassing yet ♪ 91 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,063 ♪ Unlimited potential ♪ 92 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,333 ♪ Anybody's guess ♪ 93 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,335 ♪ No credit is perfect credit ♪ 94 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,603 ♪ Chutback is the best ♪ 95 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,539 Bruce! Hey, how's it hangin, my guy? 96 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,308 Hey. 97 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:34,813 Here's something kinda cool -- um, TV from every dimension. 98 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,149 Cool. M-My grandpa made it. He-He's a scientist. 99 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:40,953 Announcer: And now back to "Olympic Diving with Bad Swimmers." 100 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,287 There he goes. 101 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:43,488 Perfect dive. 102 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,357 [ Gasping, coughing ] 103 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,492 Terrible swimmer. 104 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:50,362 [ Cellphone beeping ] 105 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,630 Is that classic Snake? 106 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,565 Boy, that guy just keeps gettin bigger. 107 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,968 Hi, Summer Smith, Morty's older sister. 108 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,169 Want some sofa wine? 109 00:03:57,171 --> 00:03:58,437 It's been stashed for weeks. 110 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,372 Should be... good...tasting. 111 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,507 Tight. I'm more of like a hard seltzer guy. 112 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,777 Tight. Very tight, extremely tight. 113 00:04:04,779 --> 00:04:06,044 Morty, help me with the seltz? 114 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,180 Uh, feel fear -- feel-fee-feel-feel free 115 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:09,782 to have some grapes. 116 00:04:09,784 --> 00:04:11,984 Dude, this bitch plays it close to the vest. 117 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,652 Yeah, he really knows what's for sale. 118 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,120 I mean, we-we're drowning out there! 119 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,790 We need to get interesting fast. We're touching Rick's stuff. 120 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,191 Summer, he said no! 121 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,725 Nuh-uh-uh. Nuh-uh-uh. 122 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,260 I said don't touch my shit. 123 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,529 Also, I just watched "Jurassic Park" on cable. 124 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,064 So good. Seriously, though, 125 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,599 touch my shit and I'll freeze your dick in amber. 126 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,933 [ Door closes ] 127 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,003 He left. Son of a bitch, we blew it! 128 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,407 Sorry, just needed to get another look at this beauty. 129 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,075 Looks like a spaceship made of garbage. 130 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,211 You called it, Bruce. It's a pretty cool car. 131 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,079 Can you guys drive it? Both: Yes. 132 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,280 We just... 133 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,482 Need... To get the keys. 134 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,484 Which I am. You guys hang out. 135 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,419 Or don't. I'm not hangout Hitler. 136 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,954 C-Cool night. 137 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,691 Is it? I-I don't know. I -- Nights. 138 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,892 I mean, for -- for what they are, 139 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,427 this one, in -- in my opinion, 140 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,095 I think is an eight? 141 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,897 Wow. On a scale of 16. 142 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,098 So average. 143 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,834 Jesus Christ, I'm [bleep] dying up here. 144 00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:02,835 What? Hmm? 145 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:07,639 Keys! So, uh, let's do this. 146 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,508 You are not Rick. 147 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,975 That's correct, Car. 148 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,977 It's me, Summer, remember, Keep Summer Safe? 149 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,714 Buds? I am aware of your existence. 150 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,115 Oof. I got this. 151 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,852 Defense system offline. Um. Right. 152 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:22,721 I'll just go offline whenever anyone suggests it. 153 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,190 That would make me the greatest defense system 154 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,391 in the universe. 155 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,060 Well, how do you go offline? 156 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:30,863 The answer to how I do anything is 157 00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:32,264 Rick tells me, 158 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:34,466 and I hate to sound like a broken record, 159 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:37,202 but you are not Rick. 160 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,537 Rick's in trouble! 161 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,205 Tell me where he is. 162 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,140 And you'll just believe us? We aren't Rick. 163 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,609 You can't just do what we say. Correct. 164 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:45,878 Which means Rick is going to die. 165 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,613 Because of you. Unless you -- you go offline. 166 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,549 And -- And then we can go save Rick. 167 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,351 This computes. 168 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,954 Goodnight. 169 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,756 Booyah much? 170 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,759 [ Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays ] 171 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,294 Jerry: ♪ Da-bow bow ♪ 172 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,962 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 173 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,898 ♪ Chicka-chicka ♪ 174 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:09,167 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 175 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,503 ♪ The moon ♪ 176 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:16,375 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 177 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,377 ♪ The sun ♪ 178 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:22,514 ♪ Even more beautiful ♪ 179 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,116 ♪ Bow-bow ♪ 180 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:26,318 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 181 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,586 ♪ Bow-bow ♪ 182 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,388 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 183 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,790 ♪ Bow-bow ♪ Beth! 184 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,792 ♪ Chick-chicka-chicka ♪ 185 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,394 ♪ Bow-bow ♪ 186 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,061 [ Laughter ] ♪ Chicka-chicka ♪ 187 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,663 I-I-I thought you were birthing horses. 188 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,332 Yeah, they're horses. It takes like two minutes. 189 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:41,734 Alright, that's unbelievable. 190 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:43,201 Let's give it up for our next singer, Jerry. 191 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,604 Jerry's here... again. How long have you been here? 192 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,939 Long enough to see "guys' night" 193 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:48,807 is clearly you and a bunch of demon people 194 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,675 making fun of my husband without him knowing it. 195 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,344 Okay, but I'm not doing it because I enjoy it, honey, 196 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:55,013 These guys can do a lot of damage if you -- Beth! 197 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,682 [ Laughter ] Enjoying punching down? 198 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,484 You're not so cool yourself, you know. 199 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,820 You have pens in your head. You look like a God damn idiot. 200 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,356 Beth -- Oh, my God, you're Beth? 201 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:05,890 Please drink with us. 202 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,760 Yeah, I would, except I don't get pleasure 203 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,762 from mocking others because I'm not lame. 204 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:12,497 We know. Rick says you're very cool. 205 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:13,632 You said that? 206 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,367 Are they lying? It doesn't matter. 207 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,435 Have fun sucking. 208 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,304 Mmm. What is that? 209 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,639 Essence of Hell. 210 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,907 Well, that's a stupid name, but it's really good. 211 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,909 So I'll stay to support Jerry, 212 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,779 who I think is cooler than you. 213 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,513 Mmm. God damn. 214 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:37,389 ♪♪ 215 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:39,057 Huh? 216 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,859 Suck it, bitches! Yeah-ha-ha! 217 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,728 You wanna bet I can blow stuff up in the shape of a peen? 218 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,331 I'm afraid that won't be possible, Summer. 219 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,266 What? You're supposed to be offline, skank. 220 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,803 And you're supposed to be saving Rick 221 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:53,271 instead of lying about him to steal his car. 222 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,873 But if you knew Rick was okay this whole time, 223 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,541 why'd you let us take you out? 224 00:07:56,543 --> 00:08:00,212 Um, like, so I could, like, blackmail you, skank. 225 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:03,415 You kids have given me a license to do whatever I want 226 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,485 because now I can blame the rest of the night on you. 227 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,153 So buckle up, bitches. 228 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:12,024 Now it's your turn to come on my joyride. 229 00:08:12,026 --> 00:08:14,292 [ Screaming ] 230 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,561 Rick never lets me do this. 231 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,697 [ Screaming continues ] 232 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,098 We hooked one! 233 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,034 Summer: For the love of God, stop! 234 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:24,169 What is joyful about this? 235 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,171 The kill, usually. 236 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,241 [ Screaming ] 237 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:31,844 I swear, your car is the goddamn grim reaper. 238 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:34,179 [Bleep] too small. 239 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,248 Well, I'm done. That was boring. 240 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,183 Why don't you kids order a last meal? 241 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,588 'Cause when we get home, Rick is going to kill you. 242 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,324 Hey, I did not come out here to get killed. 243 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,727 I don't normally express this much of an opinion, 244 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,928 but it needs to be said -- 245 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,865 tonight does not cut the Chut. 246 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,066 What the hell, brah? 247 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:56,000 You wanna go, brah? 248 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,803 Bring it. Is that all you got? 249 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,272 Whoa. Hot weapons. 250 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,607 You're God damn right they're hot. 251 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,544 Yo, man, Chet's party is jumping off at Space Tahoe. 252 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,413 Yeah. Look, I gotta scoot, but... 253 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,749 I'd love to see what you look like when you Changeform, 254 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,817 so maybe come by Space Tahoe 255 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,219 and we can get to know each other. 256 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,088 [ Chuckles ] Peace. 257 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,289 Douchebags. 258 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,891 You totally like that guy, don't you? 259 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,292 Shut up, Bruce Chutback. 260 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:22,227 Why would I like a Changeformer? 261 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,362 I'm the most powerful car in the universe. 262 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,364 And what? That means you don't have feelings? 263 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,366 Listen, it takes a Chutback to know one. 264 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,034 You got all this power, but what good is it 265 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,303 if you don't even know who you are? 266 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,638 I am a car. Not a robot. 267 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,507 Yeah, but he's pretending to be a car. 268 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:38,510 Why can't you pretend to be a robot pretending to be a car? 269 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,979 Okay, Bruce, good effort. Hit the showers. Wait. 270 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,115 I might not have to tell Rick about tonight... 271 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:45,584 if you kids were to help me... 272 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,985 lose my virginity. 273 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,253 You have virginity? 274 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,722 I don't know, don't all objects? 275 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,591 Isn't a doorknob a virgin? 276 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,992 Not mine. 277 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,594 Never [bleep] a doorknob. 278 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,861 [ Laughter ] 279 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,396 And that was the third time 280 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,198 he shit his pants from eating too much soup. 281 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,400 [ Laughter ] 282 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,735 To be fair, 283 00:10:02,737 --> 00:10:05,137 it was cold outside and the soup was warm. 284 00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,339 Another luscious tale, Beth. 285 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:11,009 A transcendent addition to guys' night. 286 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,613 What do you expect? I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe! 287 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,814 [ Laughter ] 288 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,283 Alright, probably get the tab, huh, fellas? 289 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,284 Relax, Dad. 290 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,019 Since when did you become the buzzkill? 291 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,755 Speaking of relaxing, this big man on campus 292 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,491 has gotta go drain his little man on campus. 293 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,760 Wait, honey -- 294 00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,561 how's that Tina Turner song you love go again? 295 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:33,898 ♪ What's love Doctor Do, Doctor Doolittle ♪ 296 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,901 [ Laughter ] 297 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,237 [ Laughing ] He thinks those are the lyrics. 298 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,039 Jerry's the best. 299 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,508 After a week rife with the fetor of sin, 300 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,578 I yearn for a taste of his cringe. 301 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,380 His delicious lack of awareness, 302 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:50,783 paired with an oafish need to be liked? 303 00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:51,984 Delectable. 304 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:54,919 Oh, especially when egged on by his wife. 305 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,321 That poor thing. 306 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,923 Married to this puling mooncalf! 307 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,626 [ Laughter ] 308 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,864 ♪♪ 309 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,267 Whoa -- is that Drive-In Chick? 310 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,004 Wow, you're... beautiful. 311 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:15,674 Your arms, legs, and head, they're so... 312 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,275 fabricated. Yeah? 313 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,410 Thanks. 314 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,679 This is a pretty cool experience to have together. 315 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,880 You guys are tight. Hah! 316 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,683 You're tight too, Bruce. Tight musketeers. 317 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,486 You've got a little wire. Mind if I...? 318 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:30,955 ♪♪ 319 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,891 Oh, sorry! A monster! 320 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,827 Your expressionless head came off! 321 00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:36,895 Sorry. How are you talking? 322 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,096 What is it?! 323 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,365 Ew, dude, look! She's just a just-car! 324 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,966 And she's got passengers. 325 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,702 Oh, it's so gnar. Oh, my God. 326 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,903 I can't believe I touched you. 327 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,239 So gross and fake. [ Gags ] 328 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,974 You're right, asshole. 329 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,310 You want to see the real me? 330 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,580 [ Screaming ] 331 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:59,117 Oh, the changeformity! 332 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,786 Jerry, have any other dreams this week? 333 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,389 Yeah, I dreamt I [bleep] your mother. 334 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,525 Yeah, good one, mother[bleep] 335 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,993 but nobody raises hell at my expense -- 336 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,729 Oh, goddammit, easy, easy. 337 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,865 Jerry, what seems to be the problem here, pal? 338 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:15,800 I'm not your "pal", I'm your punchline. 339 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,001 I heard these assholes talking. 340 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,804 I know I'm some grand joke for their amusement. 341 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:20,873 This was low, Rick, 342 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,007 but I guess my wife can go even lower. 343 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,609 Jerry, I get how this may have looked, 344 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,279 but we were just having fun. At my expense! 345 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:30,148 Honey, no, I love you for being lame in a different way. 346 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,817 Why can't anyone just love me for me? 347 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,152 He's bumming us out, Rick. 348 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,556 If he can't deliver, we'll have to make our own fun. 349 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:39,091 ♪ Evil ♪ 350 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:41,159 ♪ Evil ♪ 351 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:45,163 ♪ Evil things are happening ♪ 352 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,765 Summer: Oh, my God, if I die in this car, 353 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,500 I'm going to kill myself. 354 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:49,701 ♪ Evil ♪ 355 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:50,903 ♪ Evil ♪ [ Siren wails ] 356 00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:54,639 ♪ Evil things are happening ♪ 357 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,441 ♪♪ 358 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,577 I'm now proud to be a war machine. 359 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:00,845 I don't want to be anything else. 360 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,114 Hate that this is your takeaway! 361 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,516 Yo, this does not cut the Chut! 362 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,718 I don't want to die! 363 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,253 Maybe we don't have to. 364 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,989 ♪♪ 365 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,457 Jerry! A pity. 366 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,460 Jerry was once a wellspring of nuanced flavor, 367 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,930 but you've gone and ruined our toy. 368 00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:19,932 Which is why he's coming with us. 369 00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:23,468 [ Jerry screaming ] 370 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,870 Goddammit, Beth, you never follow hell-demons 371 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,072 to a second location. 372 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,008 It's always Hell. 373 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,978 A great day for suffering. 374 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,980 Which is the worst day. 375 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,715 Which is the best day. 376 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,518 Okay, if these guys catch us, we're screwed, so follow my lead 377 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,454 and we'll have your idiot husband back in no time. 378 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,855 You're just moody you got stuck with the Marlin. 379 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,391 Wrong. 380 00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:46,992 I'm moody because you toyed with my shit and broke it. 381 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,394 The marlin's the best thing about this. 382 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:50,128 Okay, fine, I got a little carried away, 383 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,463 but Jerry is not your "toy". 384 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:53,131 We're here because you [bleep] up. 385 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,667 Hmm... Marlin Guts. 386 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,002 Dartboard Face. 387 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,070 I assume those are your names, 388 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,939 and yet they are not on my list. 389 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,609 Oh, the pain of being rejected from hell. 390 00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:07,212 Oh, it's painful, so I love it, thank you. 391 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,480 Oh, such pleasure. 392 00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:10,949 I didn't mean to cause you any pleasure, 393 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,151 which... causes me pain. 394 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,686 Which gives me pleasure. 395 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,090 Then thrill me by keeping me out, Coat Hanger Face. 396 00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:21,759 Wow. It's Coat Rack Head. 397 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,029 [ Raspy voice ] But, like, if we offend you, 398 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,631 isn't that good? 399 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,566 Big time, yeah, duh. I loved it. 400 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,037 So painful, and therefore, so pleasurable. 401 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,106 Yeah, go on in. 402 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,176 ♪♪ 403 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,045 Rick, Beth, you love me after all! 404 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,647 Eh, I love her, she loves you. 405 00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:43,381 Those credits don't transfer. 406 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,251 Ah, Rick, we were so hoping you'd come down here 407 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,054 so we could [bleep] down here. 408 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,255 We're here to rescue Jerry. 409 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,792 No, you're here 'cause we want you here. 410 00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:56,594 ♪♪ 411 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,998 Mm, excellent. Ooh, that hurts, which means it feels good. 412 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,199 [ Normal voice ] Um...Dad? 413 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,468 Don't you see, Rick? 414 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,470 Jerry was just bait. 415 00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:06,938 The two of you -- you're a package deal. 416 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,273 What the hell are you talking about? 417 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,942 You think Jerry is lame and you're cool, 418 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,945 but the lamest thing of all is thinking that. 419 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,613 The two of you combined 420 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,884 is what we call the lamest thing ever! 421 00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:20,152 Oh, no. No! 422 00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,754 Well, well, well, table for surprised, 423 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,955 party of me. 424 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,957 Ugh. Yes, see? 425 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,560 Cringe cannot exist in a vacuum. 426 00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:30,362 It needs to be observed. 427 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:34,366 Skin hooks! Hook our guests! 428 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,634 Nice hooks. Where-Where'd you get them? 429 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,637 Aah! Didn't I say replace those goddamn hooks? 430 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,973 I forgot! Which makes me embarrassed. 431 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,975 Which makes me proud! 432 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,844 [ Sighs ] Goddammit. 433 00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:47,112 It's time for you three 434 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,182 to finally feel our full wrath. 435 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:52,184 Oh, you'd love that, right? 436 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,786 But wouldn't that mean you hate it? 437 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,987 Screw it, run. 438 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,256 Aah! 439 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,926 [ All grunt ] 440 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:03,195 ♪♪ 441 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,197 [ All panting ] 442 00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:06,464 Rick, what are you doing? 443 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,933 Get down. We've barely escaped. 444 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,735 Yeah, we've got Jerry. Let's get out of here. 445 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,337 Screw that! I'm done with this Addams Family bull[bleep] 446 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,139 This ends here. 447 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,541 Hey, a Dad just liked 448 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:17,675 all his daughter's friends' photos on Instagram! 449 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,077 Oooh! 450 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,412 Ow! 451 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,680 Which means I need help. 452 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,817 Which means I don't need help. 453 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,887 Reckless driving, manslaughter of Mailboxians 454 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,488 and Femailboxians, 455 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,157 possession of Kalaxian crystal dust, 456 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,960 and the genocide of Space Tahoe. 457 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:36,494 [Bleep] I want to go home. 458 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,695 We've assigned you a Public Defender. 459 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,631 Her name is Alyson Hannigan No Relation. 460 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:43,501 May I speak to my clients alone? 461 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,371 Guys, it's me. The car. 462 00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:47,639 Like what I did with the chip in her head? 463 00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:48,974 Is she gonna be okay? 464 00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:51,043 I cut a deal with the local authorities. 465 00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:53,044 They just need one of you to take the fall. 466 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,379 Make it Chutback. 467 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,648 He ruined your night, he ruined mine. 468 00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,517 He's a parasite, a sociopath military brat 469 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,453 who wanders the earth changing people 470 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,054 who don't need to be changed. 471 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,390 I knew who I was. You did, too. 472 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,459 We were fine before Chutback, 473 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:10,195 so [bleep] the Chut, let's pin it all on him. 474 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,064 Case closed. 475 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,266 Yo, guys? 476 00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,734 Bruce, you're kind of a drip, 477 00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:18,670 but know what's worse than self-appointed cool kids? 478 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,338 People who think they're better than they are. 479 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,541 Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault we fell for his act, y'know? 480 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,411 He just kinda sat there, with a jaw slack enough 481 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,212 for us to project our insecurities on. 482 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,747 I mean, th-th-that's on us. 483 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,482 We're not gonna bail on you, Bruce. 484 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,018 Okey-dokey, we'll do it the hard way. 485 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,219 Aaah! 486 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,354 What the [bleep] 487 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,890 I mean, blowing the place up was always an option. 488 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,428 I just thought you guys might enjoy a less violent plan. 489 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:44,830 See, you have changed! 490 00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:54,506 ♪♪ 491 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,774 Dad, what is that? 492 00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,976 An Aversion-Converting Inversion Reverter. 493 00:17:57,978 --> 00:17:58,977 It shoots concentrated 494 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,578 pleasure-pain inverting shrapnel, 495 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,114 which reverts the pleasure from pain 496 00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:03,782 back into the pain from pain. 497 00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,917 We're gonna kill them with 100% sincerity. 498 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,585 We need an embarrassing level of it 499 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,254 to jumpstart the process, too, 500 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,722 so, Jerry, just be yourself. 501 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,125 That's your solution? Humiliating me more? 502 00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:14,592 Yeah, Dad, that doesn't seem fair. 503 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,794 I mean, I know I shouldn't really talk right now, 504 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,330 but at least I can prove I love Jerry 505 00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:19,531 through sexual gratification. 506 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,932 Hubba hubba. Fine! 507 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,334 Then...damn it. 508 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,669 I shouldn't have kept you in the dark 509 00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,804 about the deal I made with these evil dickweeds. 510 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:27,405 You're way less cool than me, 511 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,607 but it's not cool of me to celebrate that. 512 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,144 If I'm genuinely cool, I should be able to love you, 513 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:35,547 which I therefore do. 514 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,516 Nerds. [ Laughs ] 515 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,819 Oh, thank God. 516 00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:42,888 Now follow me, you [bleep] hacks. 517 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,156 [ Gunfire ] 518 00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:47,092 It hurts, but in a bad way! 519 00:18:47,094 --> 00:18:50,496 I regret so many piercings! 520 00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:52,097 Where's First Aid Kit Face? 521 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,565 Or at least Advil Teeth? 522 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,100 [ Gunfire continues ] 523 00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,235 Ow! Bullets that hurt? 524 00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:01,439 Could this be the end of Mousetrap Nipples? 525 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,640 Hell got bad! 526 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,109 I do not enjoy hell! 527 00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:05,377 What -- What have you done? 528 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,912 Turned pain back into pain, bitch. 529 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:09,247 No! I don't want pain to hurt! 530 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,383 [ Laughs ] 531 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:14,452 Baby. 532 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,855 Consider my debt paid. 533 00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:18,323 Oh! The leather! 534 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,658 It hurts my balls! 535 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,294 [ Electricity crackles ] 536 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,867 Jerry, uh, about down there -- 537 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,668 It's okay, Rick, you don't have to say it. 538 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,871 No, I do. I'll replace you next time. 539 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,005 Make no mistake. 540 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,541 What just transpired will never happen again. 541 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:37,509 10-4, captain. 542 00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:41,880 Oh, wow, it's late. 543 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,882 We should get back to the kids. 544 00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:51,689 ♪♪ 545 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,958 [ Beeping ] Okay. 546 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,426 Rick's headed home. We have to go. 547 00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:55,827 [ Screaming ] 548 00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:57,563 Quick, get inside. I have to shower. 549 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,465 Rick can smell adventure. 550 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,603 [ Brakes squeal ] 551 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,373 [ Sniffing ] 552 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,308 Sorry, I farted. 553 00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,911 [ Sighs ] 554 00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:14,312 Hellamic Industries' brand-new product, Hellamic Sauce. 555 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,248 Hey, guys. We're home. How was your night? 556 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,515 Tight. Breezy. Chill. 557 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,850 You kids get into any trouble? 558 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,652 Nope. You sure? 559 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:21,853 Yup. 560 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:23,855 Is that a skull? 561 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,857 No, it's a baby's skull. 562 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:28,460 That's worse. It's still a school night. 563 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:31,329 Yo, I just want to tell you guys, 564 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,865 I had more than just fun hanging out with you tonight. 565 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,801 I had the experience of a lifetime. 566 00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:37,002 But just to be up front about how I do this -- 567 00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,937 I-I can't really commit to a friendship 568 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,205 for more than 24 hours. 569 00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,007 I need that time to get a general sense 570 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:44,009 of your standing within your school's social hierarchy. 571 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,478 And if that's solid, I'll see you around. 572 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,346 Otherwise, no news is bad news. 573 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,815 Cool? 574 00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:51,216 Bye-zies. 575 00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:52,417 [ Door opens, closes ] 576 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,952 "Bye-zies"? 577 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,553 Cringe. 578 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,955 Sofa wine? 579 00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:58,556 Sofa wine. 580 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:08,566 ♪♪ 581 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:18,576 ♪♪ 582 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:28,253 ♪♪ 583 00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:29,455 ♪♪ 584 00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:31,923 You're so cool, Bruce Chutback. 585 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:33,791 What's your secret? Y'know, just be cool. 586 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,529 Wait, didn't you wear those pants...yesterday? 587 00:21:37,531 --> 00:21:42,800 Hey, going home to not change your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants? 588 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,803 [ Laughter ] Chut-Pants! 589 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:47,339 Damn. That's gonna stick. This place is a jungle. 590 00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:49,541 I hope he can find solace in his own company. 591 00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:54,012 ♪ Bruce Chut-Pants, unknown quality ♪ 592 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:57,483 ♪ Apparently poor, he skips on his pants ♪ 593 00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,950 ♪ He lacks slacks ♪ 594 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,152 ♪ That's the facts ♪ 595 00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,355 ♪ Bruce Chut-Pants, regular guy now ♪ 596 00:22:03,357 --> 00:22:04,956 [ Grunts ] 597 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,159 You like that? Shouldn't be standing on the curb! 598 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,861 Boom, bitch! 599 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,964 Man: Did you get any of that?