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aAll singing:in
Boob world, boob world.

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It's a world for you,
but it's actually two.

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Boob World!

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[Vocalizes]

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I gotta say, Morty, it's weird
that you wanted me to come,

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but I'm actually
exstyched about it --

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that's excited, stoked,
and psyched.

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I didn't want you to come.
Talk to Rick.

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Truth is, Summer, Boob World's
been at the center

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of a few protests every day
for 30 years,

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so they've recently rebranded as
a boob empowerment experience,

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and if we bring a female,
we get in for free.

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So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can
you're taking to Six Flags?

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No, 'cause once you
get into Six Flags,

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you can throw
your Coke can away.

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No fucking way.

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It can't be.

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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Oh, look at that.

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-What is it?
-It's a GoTron ferret.

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It's not a GoTron ferret,
Morty.

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It's the blue
GoTron ferret.

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Boob World is canceled.
No, Rick, no.

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You promised.
You always do this.

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Tell you what, Morty,
I'll let you choose.

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Do you really think
Boob World -

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Yes.
Let me finish.

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Is more important --
Yes.

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Let me finish!
Than have all five

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of the only five GoTron ferrets
in the universe?

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Are you finished?
Yes. So, let's go.

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Summer, help me hook the winch
up to the ferret.

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Sure.
What the hell?!

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You said you were
letting me choose.

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Yeah, whether to break
my fucking heart.

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You chose badly.

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Morty:
That's how it all began.

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To my sister,
it was just another game.

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But what she
didn't know --

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Summer: That was the moment
everything changed.

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Morty:
Wait. What?

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I had gotten my first taste of
respect and my first voiceover.

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I can hear you.
Can you hear me?

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And I knew then and there
I wanted more of both.

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Hello?

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♪

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♪

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♪

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Beth, Jerry,
do something fun with us.

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A giant monster is attacking
in the Nibblenug system.

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Your suits
are in the bathroom.

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Mine smells skeletony.

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I have a chiropractor
appointment.

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What are you
involving us in?

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Rick's been collecting
GoTron ferrets,

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and now that he has all five,
we can combine them into --

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Morty, for Christ's sake
spoilers.

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Spoilers, Morty.

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WE don't need
to sell this to anyone.

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There's a giant
monster attacking.

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In the Nibblenug system.

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Since when does this house
care about alien lives.

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We don't even watch
British television.

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Told you. Let's just get
Gene from next door

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and a homeless guy.
No. Hold on.

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Fuck Gene.
Fuck the homeless.

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Your kids and their grandpa
are asking you to do

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an activity with them.

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When did that stop being
a parent's wettest dream?

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I guess around the time
our family created

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a giant incest baby,
and the government

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launched it into space.

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Oh my God, we made a giant
incest baby.

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Oh my God,
you might be a clone.

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I exist because you guys
failed to abort me.

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We get the family we get,
not the one we want.

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And if you want to keep
the one you got,

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get your asses into
some anime spacesuits.

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-Fair enough.
-Okay.

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Good work, Summer Camp.
Yeah.

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I'm exci-toked
about this.

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Sure you are -- now.

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Morty:
Something new was forming,
and I was at the bottom of it.

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Summer:
I let Morty have his voiceover.
It's really all he had left.

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Okay, can you hear me
or not?

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Do you mean can I, Summer,
hear you?

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No. My voiceover
can hear your voiceover.

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What's the difference?

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One would be telepathy,
dumbass.

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Now what?

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Now, we --

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All:
Go, Team GoTron!

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♪

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Where are we zip-lining through
futuristic metallic tunnels to?

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Each robot ferret is at a
different location on Earth.

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You're going to the center
of a volcano.

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Thank you?

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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Okay, well,
this isn't not fun.

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Regroup on me.

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I'll shoot a portal
to Nibblenug.

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Did I just monorail
from my kitchen to Hawaii

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just to regroup in outer space
above my kitchen?

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Uh, Summer?
It's cool, Dad. Shut up.

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♪

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Everybody,
attack one at a time!

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Is that
the best way to --

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Tee up something awesome?
Yes. Follow me.

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Guys, we did our best,
but there's only one hope.

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Activating link-dock.

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Inter-Morphs -- rad-ified.
PostiTrinos -- maximized.

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♪

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Holy shit, I-I can't believe
this is working.

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Go, go, team!
It's GoTron time!

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♪

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Oh, my God.
Hell yes!

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This is amazing!

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Okay, now we can
knock it around a little bit,

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but trust me, we're still
building to something.

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How do we --
Just hit buttons.

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we're too big to fail.

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♪

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I kicked him!
That was me, right?

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Morty: Uppercut!

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I can't believe I almost
went to the chiropractor!

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I've been waiting
a long time for this.

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Form Luminous Energy Sword!

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That's your ass,
Mamma Jamma.

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[ All talking ]

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[ All talking ]

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Morty: These were
the good times,

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when we felt like
we could do anything.

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But anything
is never quite everything.

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And pretty soon...

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That was nothing -- nothing
compared to what we can do.

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There are infinite universes
where I still don't have
all five ferrets.

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Th-th-those versions of me
would do anything

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to complete
their collections.

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Okay, but Rick, remember what
you told me to remind you?

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Sometimes, enough is...

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Sometimes,
enough is enough.

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Morty, what are you doing?

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He gets obsessed, Summer -

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When are you going
to find your shame?

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I have more.
Grandpa just gave

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everybody the high point
of their lives,

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and before he did,
every single one of you

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was trying to talk him
out of it.

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Wait. Yeah.
Wha-wha-what the fuck!

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Now, he says we can go higher,
and big surprise,

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it's time to
drag him down again.

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Well, I vote --
No voting.

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No debate.
It's not a democracy.

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It's a Rickpublic.
You're in or you're out.

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Obviously, I'm in.
I never said I wasn't in.

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Me, neither.
Tell us what we're doing next.

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Uh, I want to put together
a cookout.

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That's it? I was honestly
prepared to blow someone.

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-Jerry.
-I said "prepared"
and "someone."

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♪

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Morty: Rick invited five
versions of our family

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from different universes,
each with incomplete GoTrons.

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I didn't have anyone
to talk to,

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since the other four Mortys
had been to Boob World.

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Did you walk
on the beach?

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The beach that's all boobs?

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No, the beach
that's all sand.

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Yes, the boob one!

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Rick was in the garage with the
heads of the five families.

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Ugh, and Summer.

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Summer:
In that first sit-down,

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it was Big Fat Rick,

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Ricardo Montaya,
Hot Head Rick --

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he got that name because he was
prone to dramatic outbursts -

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and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up,

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who was always great
at the end of a meeting.

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At the head of it all,
me and Grandpa Rick.

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Now, don't get
me wrong, C137,

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we're happy
for your good fortune.

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But we did not
travel to your universe

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just to have it rubbed
in our faces.

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Come on, Big Fat Rick,
you know your face

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is too small
to rub anything on.

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My face is the same size
as yours.

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Wow. Huh. Hold on.

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I'll be damned.

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You're so fat
you're an optical illusion.

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Summer, give 'em the pitch.

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We're offering to help
each of your families

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complete their
full GoTrons.

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In exchange
for some concessions.

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Ever since I was a little boy
in the slums,

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I have dreamed of having
a complete GoTron.

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But concessions?

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I hope you mean
the kind from a counter.

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I hope she means
ice cream!

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We'd like you
to relocate your families

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to this universe,
and let me make some

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modifications
to the GoTrons --

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in the interest of us
all working together.

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Want to know
what I think?

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Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't
unexpectedly fly off the handle.

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I think you guys
got a lot of nerve
acting better than us!

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This is the family that made
a giant incest baby!

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Had the government
launch it into space!

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It's still floatin' around
out there somewhere!

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Are we ever gonna
live that down?

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If I get a full GoTron,
it won't be by kissing your ass,

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it'll be by taking
what's mine -- yours!

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Hey! Gross!
No need.

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And you were driving...
a ferret?

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We all are, moron!
Give me key!

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You'll regret this,
you level-headed fucks.

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Obviously, we predicted
that might happen,

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which is why we have
Yo-Yo Rick on standby.

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Anybody got beef
with Yo-Yo?

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[ All murmur ]

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Some people think he's lame,
but to me,

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he's lame in a cool way
because he owns it.

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Cool. That concludes business.
Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up?

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Raise 'em up, boys!
Oh-pah!

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Summer: And so, we helped
our people find their ferrets.

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How they got them,
not our problem.

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Then, we got down
to business.

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Here's how it worked --

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if a giant monster
attacked your planet,

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we all got the alert.

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Man:
♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪

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♪ Got a plate of spaghetti
for the takin' ♪

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♪ Papa pia's got a great big
robot that he's makin' ♪

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♪ I got the moon
in both my eyes ♪

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♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie,
hey! ♪

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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime
combined, yeah ♪

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We formed
five GoTrons.

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And those GoTrons
formed the GoGoTron.

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All: Go, GoGoTron!

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♪

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Man:
♪ Take it away, boys! ♪

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Rick: I will never
get sick of this!

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If you were a giant monster
at that time, in our universe,

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you never had a chance.

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Man: ♪ A bit of pasta
with some anime combined ♪

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00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,367
♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but
each one is intertwined, yeah ♪

248
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,767
Mine needs a weapon
like a Yo-Yo.

249
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:39,967
And a Yo-Yo on the chest.
Are you listening to me?

250
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,767
I-I need you to respect
this partnership.

251
00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,367
I kept Rick removed
from the ugly stuff.

252
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,767
If you got in his way,
I got you out of the way.

253
00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,600
And that made more room
to move up.

254
00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:51,367
The head of my right arm.

255
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,967
Morty: Me? I ended up the left
foot of the left foot --

256
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,533
I guess because our robot
didn't have an asshole.

257
00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,934
Summer:
Well, it had one.

258
00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:00,100
Bitch! When are you gonna
stop breaking my balls?

259
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,533
You win, okay?

260
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,200
We're not competing, Morty.
And there's your answer.

261
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,467
I could move you up if I could
trust you to put family first.

262
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,200
H-how is that
putting family first?

263
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,600
Show me all the blueprints!
Show me all the blueprints!

264
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,533
I agree.
That's an issue.

265
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,467
Big Fat Rick, his flask stays
full or your locker gets empty.
Thanks.

266
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,100
I know it feels good
when he likes you,

267
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,367
but that doesn't mean
him liking you makes you good.

268
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,433
Solid babble, Morty -- like a
fortune cookie written by Borat.

269
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,767
Yeah, I'm not
as smart as you.

270
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,100
That's why I know
you know what I mean.

271
00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,934
You mean, if I really
loved my family,

272
00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:28,200
I'd give control of it back
to your jealous ass.

273
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,800
Green Ferret Four needs a wash,
and we're out of detergent.

274
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,166
I just bought a box.

275
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,000
And Grandpa snorted it because
you make him feel fenced in.

276
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,734
Rick: Sum-Sum?

277
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,467
Get two boxes.

278
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,867
one of the planets we saved,

279
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,166
and built a secret nightclub
on it,

280
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,600
a place no enemies
could find us --

281
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,100
unless you count
my brother.

282
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,633
Morty: I didn't even have
my own ferret anymore.

283
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,033
Summer made me
something called

284
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,533
an "associate
security chief" --

285
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,767
whatever the hell
that means.

286
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,266
Rick:
Look at this guy.

287
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,600
And look at this guy.
Look-look at this guy over here.

288
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,066
[ Vocalizes ]

289
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,500
Oh, there she is!
My Baby Princess!

290
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,600
Get up here.
Stop the music.

291
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,633
This. Is. Our. Queef --
O-our Queen.

292
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,100
She saved my life.
She-she set me free.

293
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,967
We wouldn't have what we have
without this crazy bitch.

294
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,633
And she's got
a special announcement.

295
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,500
Summer, tell 'em wha-what
we talked about.

296
00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,700
Now? I don't think --

297
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,200
Okay, I'll do it.
God damn.

298
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,033
Morty: The new job
did have some perks --

299
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,433
like, I got to be around
the night Summer realized

300
00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,934
she was in
over her head.

301
00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:30,133
Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets,
which means I need 10 more,

302
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,333
and then four of you
get your own GoGoTron,

303
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,600
and 20%of you
get a GoTron,

304
00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:40,000
'cause we're all gonna have
a fucking GoGoGoTron.

305
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,433
He's very excited.
Um...

306
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,033
Oh-pah!

307
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,200
I hate my family.

308
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,033
You should.

309
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,333
Get in.

310
00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,600
How's it going with
your grandpa's compulsiveness?

311
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,133
Is your sister
still enabling it? Huh?

312
00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,867
Who are you people?

313
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800
Let's just say we're
the rightful owners
of these ferrets.

314
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:02,200
Then, why were they scattered,
and buried across the universe?

315
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,200
We mean in a more general,
cultural sense. Arrrgh!

316
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,533
What your Grandpa did
is called "appropriation."

317
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,467
Not cool!
Hunnnnngh!

318
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800
Look, Morty,
we've been watching.

319
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,667
We know you're the one
that knows what's best.

320
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,433
Work with us
from the inside.

321
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,133
Help us take over
this operation.

322
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,700
We're literally designed for it.
Mm-hmmmmmm!

323
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,000
Nobody will know
it was you.

324
00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,600
Then, you can get back
to what's important.

325
00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,033
Are those Boob Bucks?

326
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:28,467
Legal tender at every kiosk
and ride! Huuunh!

327
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,100
I can't.

328
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,367
Summer's treating me like shit,
but she's still my sister.

329
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000
That's really noble, Morty.

330
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,000
If you were in our family,
your loyalty would be rewarded.

331
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,934
But you're not in our family,
which means we can kill you.

332
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,266
Oh, yeah?

333
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,300
Morty: And sure enough,
just when I stuck my neck out

334
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:53,633
for the family,
it got stomped on anyway.

335
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,700
-Dad!
-Mom! Dad!

336
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,433
Hothead Rick, baby!

337
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,667
[ Screams ]

338
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,166
I set myself
up for that!

339
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,133
[ Screams ]

340
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,834
-What the hell happened?!
-Hothead Rick.

341
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,100
How did he get
so close to us?

342
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,600
Morty was supposed
to be security!

343
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,700
-Morty?
-I-I-I stepped away, alright?

344
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,000
But-but not to
let that happen!

345
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,967
Morty, we're not
attractive strangers

346
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,467
next to you
on a flight to Paris,

347
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,300
traveling alone
to get over a breakup,

348
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,867
so this is no time
to be coy!

349
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,300
-Oh...pah.
-Lil' Ricky.

350
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,800
I'm all wrapped up,
Summer.

351
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,867
Guys, I know you don't trust me,
but what have we become?

352
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,333
Why are we
doing this anymore?

353
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,033
Because it's fun,
you little rat.

354
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,700
Now go home,
and play video games

355
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,333
while we clean up
these bodies,

356
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,033
or your mother and I will hire
people to break your knees!

357
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,667
This is $16,000
we got from the deep state

358
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,200
for stepping on
that trailer park.

359
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,266
That should be enough for school
lunch and home repairs.

360
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,967
Now, I gotta
turn my back on you.

361
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,600
No!

362
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,934
Summer:
With Morty out of the way,
things were looking up.

363
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,867
But looks
aren't everything.

364
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,867
Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's
not getting Wi-Fi.

365
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,633
Dad, you know that's not
what I do around here.

366
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,700
Oh, I'm not your Dad.
I'm a version of him.

367
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,066
This is my first day here,

368
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,834
and I-I'm not sure
what you do around here.

369
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,000
Then fuck off.
Oh, fuck you.

370
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,133
Excuse me?
I want your ID.

371
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,867
Mom. Are you Mom? Can you
control your rookie Jerrys.

372
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,967
Sweetie, we're all
a little overwhelmed -

373
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,033
Good point.
You're not a war-time Mom.

374
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,700
Why don't you find
your version of Dad,

375
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,333
and take a break,
take a holiday.

376
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,266
I don't have time to wait for
your confirmation,

377
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,133
so let's just say,
if you're here in 10 minutes,

378
00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,867
I'll have you removed.

379
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,800
And then, the GoTrons
make the GoTrons,

380
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,133
make the GoTrons,
make the GoTrons.

381
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:34,033
Couple of snags, but I know
how to speed things up.

382
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,200
Remember when we talked about
how the best thing we could do

383
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,533
for the family is to recruit
outside the family?

384
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,767
Yes. Way ahead of you.

385
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,300
Summer, I want you
to meet Kendra.

386
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,767
She's from
a temp agency.

387
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,767
She's got an entire workforce
ready to go,

388
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,633
and all of them have previous
giant robot pilot experience.

389
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,533
So, we'll be ready to go
ahead of schedule.

390
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,266
Well, I don't know
about that but --

391
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,433
Well, Kendra knows. So...

392
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,033
So....

393
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,700
You here
to break my legs?

394
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834
No. We're here to talk
shit about your sister,

395
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,066
because she just
fired us.

396
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,834
-You're kidding.
-Arrogant little bitch.

397
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,800
Should we clip her?
No. She's not worth doing time.

398
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,500
You wouldn't do time.
You brought her into the world.

399
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,767
So, I can
take her out.

400
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,967
You thought there was
an actual law?

401
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,667
It's a joke
mothers say.

402
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600
What kind of fucked up world
have you been living in?

403
00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,500
Uh, one where your mother
murdering you

404
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,834
isn't a
comedic premise?

405
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,667
Guys, there's a little
adjustment period,

406
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,200
but pretty soon, you're gonna
to return to normal,

407
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,667
and you're not going to
want to kill Summer.

408
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,867
You're not even gonna
be mad at her.

409
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,433
Nah, fuck her.
She's my enemy.

410
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,600
Should we kill ourselves, so we
can get to hell before her,

411
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,100
and hide near
the entrance?

412
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,300
I like that.

413
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433
Rick fired me.

414
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,133
[ Both consoling ]

415
00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:38,533
I'm sorry.

416
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,700
Are you okay, baby?
What happened to us?

417
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,166
We lost our minds.

418
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,767
I did it.
Morty was right.

419
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,800
I got addicted
to making Grandpa happy.

420
00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,100
It's only because
your Grandpa

421
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,700
inflates the value
of his happiness.

422
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,166
That's a good point.
I mean, look at me.

423
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,433
I'm easy to make happy,
which is why

424
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,033
nobody gives a shit
if I am.

425
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,767
I appreciate it, but there's
something else too.

426
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,166
I've been really sensitive
about family lately

427
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,667
because of something
I've been keeping secret.

428
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,934
Okay. Who's on
the Supreme Court,

429
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,333
and what state
do we live in?

430
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,734
It's been years
since I've thought about this.

431
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,333
No, I'm not pregnant.

432
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,934
But as you guys recall, and as a
lot of people keep bringing up,

433
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,967
Morty and I did accidentally
create a giant incest baby,

434
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,834
which the government
did launch into space.

435
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,967
And I'm not sure
how to tell you this,

436
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,600
but it is still alive, and I
have been in contact with it.

437
00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,166
There were soldiers waiting for
me outside school last month.

438
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,266
They took me to the Pentagon,
and briefed me.

439
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,767
And from there, I was shuttled
to a secret base on Mars.

440
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,767
They had captured him,
and wanted to see

441
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,000
if he'd respond to me,
instinctively, being his mother.

442
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,433
And he sure did.

443
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,700
But what they didn't expect
was that I'd respond to him.

444
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,200
I was supposed to help
discipline him,

445
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,367
so they could turn him into
the ultimate weapon.

446
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,967
Instead, I trained him to love,
to believe in himself,

447
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,100
and finally,
to escape.

448
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,934
The government doesn't want
anyone to know it happened,

449
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,533
but it's only a matter of time
before the story comes out.

450
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,266
And when it does, all we're
going to have is each other.

451
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,266
And you guys are a couple,
and Rick has Morty,

452
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,767
but I'm the odd one out

453
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,500
So, I wanted to make sure
we stuck together.

454
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,834
But instead, I drove us apart,
and Rick replaced me

455
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,934
with an anime girl,
so all I've got is myself

456
00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:10,767
and my giant, tortured,
government-trained rogue

457
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:14,467
incest monster baby
out there in space somewhere.

458
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,467
Oh, baby.
What the fuck.

459
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600
And then, you have to wonder,
what else are they doing
with our taxes?

460
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,333
Wait. Summer,
what did you just say?

461
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,533
Morty, a lot.

462
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,967
He replaced you with
an anime girl?

463
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,700
Big eyes?
Plus signs for teeth?

464
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,767
Ends sentences with weird sounds
that don't fit?

465
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,433
Yeah. That's going to be
his whole crew now.

466
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:32,100
And they're about to run their
first test on the GoGoGoTron.

467
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,934
Those people want
to steal the robots.

468
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,934
Th-they're gonna kill Rick.
He's all alone.

469
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,433
We-we-we've got
to go save him.

470
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,133
Right.
Or... you know, fuck him.

471
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,000
I'm good with that.
Yeah, fuck him.

472
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,633
Guys, a great leader once told
me you get the family you get.

473
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:50,266
♪

474
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,533
Rick:
Alright. It works. Now, we just
got to find a giant monster.

475
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,433
My sensors have
picked one up, Rick.

476
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,934
Okay. Okay
Lock onto its location.

477
00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,133
Yeah, got it.

478
00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,367
Oh, it's you!

479
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,700
Huh?

480
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,100
What the hell is this?

481
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,400
Thanks for making
the biggest robot ever, Rick.

482
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,467
We'll take it from here.

483
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200
You little assholes!

484
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,834
You son of a bitch!

485
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:16,533
♪

486
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,734
Lock a load, boys.

487
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100
Say "hello"
to my little me.

488
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,600
[ Gun Rick
says "bang" repeatedly" ]

489
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:30,033
[ Laughs ]

490
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,834
Give up, old man.
The G3 is ours.

491
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,000
And last I checked,
your "family"

492
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,867
wasn't coming
to save you, hmm?

493
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,633
Giant Invest Baby:
Go go goo goo.

494
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,433
Holy mother of mercy!

495
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,533
My God.
It's beautiful.

496
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,433
♪

497
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,200
Yeah! Family!

498
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,100
-Is that --
-It's exactly what
it looks like. Yes.

499
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,100
Congrats, man.
I see the resemblance.

500
00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,333
Form the Energy Sword!
Activate the Goddamn sword!

501
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,567
Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we
didn't think this through.

502
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,000
They're not actually gonna
attack a space baby, are they?

503
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,600
I never thought I'd be
the one to say this,

504
00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,500
but you need to watch
more anime, Mom.

505
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,433
Whoa, easy now,
Naruto.

506
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,867
[ All yell ]

507
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,600
Bahbah go bye-bye!

508
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,133
[ All scream ]

509
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,133
Kendra: What the hell
is wrong with you people?!

510
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,633
You just have
an incest space monster
in your back pocket, huh?

511
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,100
Welcome to
the Smith family.

512
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,467
[ Yells ]

513
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800
Shit. Put that down, Naruto.
Your great-grandpa is in there.

514
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,200
What do you say?
One last zipline?

515
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,867
Incest space baby.
Nicely done.

516
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800
Morty: After that, things pretty
much went back to normal --

517
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,333
some version of it, anyway.

518
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,934
Rick said GoTrons were lame
little kid bullshit,

519
00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,967
and we never talked
about them again.

520
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,367
Summer:
Except all those gigantic space
bugs were still runnin' loose,

521
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,000
and there were no GoTrons left
to fight them.

522
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,266
Morty: Yeah, millions die
every day.

523
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,467
Summer: But you want to know
what they could never kill?

524
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,667
Family.

525
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200
-Where's Jerry?
-Help!

526
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,500
Help! I'm still out here!

527
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,000
[ Yells ]

528
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,667
Morty: Yep, nothing's
more important than--

529
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,467
Hey! Hey!
Whoa-whoa-whoa!

530
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,834
Ugh!

531
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,600
And just like that, I knew
our goose was as cooked as --

532
00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:26,000
Voiceovarians. Ugh.

533
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,934
♪ Magic sights,
exciting sounds ♪

534
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,433
♪ Come day or night,
and feel around ♪

535
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,200
♪ This is the world
for you ♪

536
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:40,100
♪ No matter where
you've ever been ♪

537
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:45,600
♪ This is the place
your life begiii-i-ins ♪

538
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,266
♪ Boob World ♪

539
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,834
♪ Boob World ♪

540
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,200
♪ It's a world for you,
but it's actually two ♪

541
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,233
♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪

542
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,533
Samansky,
you're late!

543
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,767
Won't happen again, sir!

544
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,166
[ All talking ]

545
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,734
Bugs,. Look to your left.
Now, look to your right.

546
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,166
None of you are coming back.
Not one.

547
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,333
In the entire history
of this program,

548
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,700
not a single bug
has returned.

549
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,100
Alright. Bring it in!

550
00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,000
What are we?
-Normal-sized bugs!

551
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,100
-What do we do?
-Travel through
an interdimensional

552
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,033
gateway to a planet
with tiny people!

553
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,800
-Why do we do it?
-To spread the cure for AIDS!

554
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,033
Hey, Sarge, how do we know if
these little people

555
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,133
can understand us?

556
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,033
I mean, do these even
speak Buganese?

557
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,166
Funny, Palicki.
That's why we say it very loud.

558
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,600
Guys, you'll still be the same
civilized bug on their side.

559
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:32,100
It's not like
interdimensional travel

560
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,867
strips us of our clothes,
and makes us screaming monsters.

561
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Or maybe it does.
It's impossible to know.

562
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,567
Now, get out of here!

563
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,967
My clothes --
where'd they go?

564
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,033
Man: Did you get any of that?