1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:02,534 e're gonna miss the movie! 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,937 No, we're not. Okay, but we've been here for hours. 3 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:07,139 I-I don't want to hang out at the stupid horse hospital. 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,741 This stupid horse hospital puts dinner on your table. 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,144 It wouldn't kill you to take an interest. 6 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,148 W-What's this thing? I-In the middle of the room? 7 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,682 With -- With the hole in the end? 8 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,018 That's a breeding mount. The nurses use it to collect... 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,154 reproductive material. 10 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,624 [ Click, whirring ] 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,292 [ Squishing ] 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,433 [ Click, whirring stops ] 13 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,434 Okay, let's go see this latest piece of Marvel shit 14 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,902 you kids are [bleep] over. 15 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,504 Yeah. A-About time. 16 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:42,107 So, d-does your hospital ever need, like, 17 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,708 after-school volunteers? 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,844 Wow. Who are you and where did you put my son? 19 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,179 Ha! No, no. Seriously. 20 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:49,615 I-I'm very interested in -- in your work. 21 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:53,652 [ Birds chirping ] 22 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:54,987 [ Sighs ] 23 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:56,855 Morty, you dirty little doggy. 24 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,256 [ Liquid sloshing ] 25 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,525 Ugh! Come on! [ Grunting ] 26 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,861 [ Liquid sloshing ] 27 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,196 Hey, Rick. 28 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,930 Oh, hey, kiddo. How's your Saturday? 29 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,932 You know, super chill. W-W-Whatcha doin'? 30 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,334 Eh, nothing adventurous. 31 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,336 You know that race of Underground Dwelling Cannibal 32 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:12,737 Horse People that we're always fighting? 33 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,473 Yeah, the CHUDs. W-W-What about 'em? 34 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,274 Well, don't tell anybody, but I'm working on 35 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,942 a bioweapon to use against them, 36 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:20,479 so I got this barrel of horse semen from your mom's hospital 37 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,880 and I'm just gonna, you know, 38 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,615 subject it to some otherworldly forces. 39 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,684 Guess I should test it, make sure it's -- 40 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,419 Make sure it's what?! Horse semen, obviously. 41 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,221 Okay, but it says it is right on the barrel! 42 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,889 You're not being very scientific, Morty. 43 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,957 Measure twice, cut once. Especially with semen. 44 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,893 Did you even ask Mom if you could have this?! 45 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:37,496 Morty, if I wanted to steal horse semen, I'd -- 46 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,764 Yes, I asked her. What is at stake for you here? 47 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,634 Why don't you trust labels?! All right! Fine! I won't test it! 48 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,704 God damn. Your generation really picks random hills to die on. 49 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,172 Don't get too close. 50 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:48,973 I'm running an inhuman amount of power through this semen. 51 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,843 Should be safe, though, since the semen itself is, 52 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:53,846 you know, also inhuman. Here we go. 53 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,047 [ Crackling ] 54 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,648 [ High-pitched whine ] 55 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,451 [ Rumbling ] 56 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,653 [ Creature growling ] 57 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,188 [ Screaming ] 58 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,257 [ Snarling ] 59 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,992 [ Glass shattering ] 60 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:09,194 W-What happened?! 61 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:10,595 The sperm, Morty! 62 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,531 They're super monster sperm now! I blame myself. 63 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,799 Unless there was something about the sperm I didn't know. 64 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,869 Are you -- Are you saying that to mess with me? 65 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,203 What? Mess with you how? 66 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,738 Like, trying to get me to say something? 67 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,740 Morty, I have no idea what you're talking about! 68 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,941 For real? Yes! 69 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:26,211 Okay. Good. Then -- Then it's your fault! 70 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:34,152 ♪♪ 71 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:42,026 ♪♪ 72 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:49,968 ♪♪ 73 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:57,976 ♪♪ 74 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,644 Beth: Dad, what the hell is going on?! 75 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,045 Beth, sweetheart, Can you give me a minute? 76 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,382 I'm trying to steer around the bodies of our neighbors. 77 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,716 [ Thump ] Oh, that felt like Gene. 78 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,184 That's on you, Beth. Dad, I swear-- 79 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,920 Mom, it's -- it's not Rick's fault, it's -- 80 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,788 Space Sperm. What?! 81 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,989 Yeah. Space Sperm. 82 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,258 I-I've seen em' before, but n-n-never like this. 83 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,526 Space Sperm?! 84 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,928 Sperm from Space? 85 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,730 Very impressive verbal forensic work, Jerry. 86 00:03:17,732 --> 00:03:19,932 Holy [bleep]. How big are space [bleep]? 87 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:22,867 Don't answer that! Damn, they must be huge. 88 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,937 [ Tires screeching ] 89 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,338 Oh! 90 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,674 [ Laser pistol zapping ] 91 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,209 Oh, [bleep], oh, shit [bleep]. 92 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,612 [ Roaring ] 93 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:37,081 [ Snarling ] [ Pistol clicks ] 94 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,150 Mr. Sanchez! 95 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:41,453 The President is very eager to speak with you! 96 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,624 Morty, look, you gotta do me a solid here. 97 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,692 Y-you want me to keep the secret of where these things came from? 98 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,762 Yes, technically, it's a lie, but I messed up, 99 00:03:49,764 --> 00:03:52,230 and I'm embarrassed 'cause it's, you know, science. 100 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,433 No problem. I got your back, dawg. 101 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,635 Really? Okay. Cool. And thanks, Morty. 102 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,103 I thought that'd be a harder sell. 103 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,571 Y-You did a shameful thing. 104 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,506 Dwelling on it isn't gonna help, you know, am I right? 105 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,442 Sometimes you just gotta wipe it off, 106 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:06,044 toss it in the trash, and head back to study hall. 107 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,380 Uh, not getting the metaphor but I'll take your hall pass. 108 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,783 Sanchez! Get the hell in here! 109 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:12,184 Space Sperm? 110 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:14,919 Jesus, how big are space [bleep]? Same page club. 111 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,255 Well, Mr. President, the theory of Cosmic DNA 112 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,591 has been around for decades -- Chupacabras, Yeti, 113 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,660 Stonehenge, Ancient Rome. 114 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,862 Are these all myths, monsters, legends, 115 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,531 or different names for sperm from outer space? 116 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:27,800 I'll tell you what I think, Sanchez. 117 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:29,734 I think either you caused this mess, 118 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,804 or it's those godforsaken Horse People that dwell underground. 119 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:33,538 CHUDs. CHUDs. That's them. 120 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,874 Ugh, if they're behind this, so help me, God. 121 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,810 Morty, you've always been a straight shooter. 122 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:39,744 You can't prove that! Wait, what? 123 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,546 Oh -- oh. Right. I can protect you, little man. 124 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,947 Blow that whistle. Toot, toot. 125 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,483 Is this your grandpa's fault? 126 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,750 Here's what I know, sir. 127 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,486 This is the greatest country on Earth. 128 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,021 It invented apple pies and lasers. 129 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:51,356 Mm. Keep talking. And that sperm... 130 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,491 We don't know nothin' about it. 131 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,626 Then the CHUDs just got themselves a war. 132 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,229 And you just dodged a personal drone strike. 133 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:58,831 Hello! Hello. Sorry, I'm late. 134 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:01,366 This is Professor Shabooboo, the world's leading expert on sperm. 135 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,435 Thanks for getting here so fast. My schedule was wide open. 136 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:06,571 I have been tracking our new sperm friends since their arrival, 137 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,573 a-and if my calculations are correct, 138 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:09,974 they have gathered here. 139 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,178 Why would the sperm go to the Grand Canyon? 140 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,648 Why are you looking at me like the answer is obvious? 141 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,983 Oh, you can't be serious. Are we in middle school? 142 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,652 You think sperm are instinctively 143 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,587 heading for America's -- Don't high-road us, lady. 144 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,655 It's where they went. 145 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,323 Now, how do we deal with these... 146 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,726 "Orgasogoblins"? No takers? 147 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,195 Okay. These... "[Bleep]plestiltskins?" 148 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,664 No? Dumb? These, uh, "[Bleep] Boogins?" 149 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,932 Oh, yeah, yeah, [Bleep] Boogins. 150 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,267 Really? [Bleep] Boogins? 151 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,269 We'll use it as a placeholder and beat it later. 152 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:38,671 Mr. President, i-if I may? 153 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:40,873 Luckily, I was able to secure a specimen. 154 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:43,675 Now, obviously our first steps will be to analyze its DNA 155 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,878 and figure out what these beautiful creat-- 156 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,081 Oh, why?! It-it had a gun! 157 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,950 Are you out of your mind bringing an armed sperm in here? 158 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,351 But they can't hold guns! 159 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,819 The boy literally never lies! 160 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,154 Look, if you want these things gone, 161 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,156 give Rick and me a plane and some nukes. 162 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,292 We'll wipe 'em out and leave no trace of them. 163 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:01,493 Only one way to deal with it. 164 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,694 He's right. [Burps] I'm a scientist. 165 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,162 Fair enough. Blow 'em to hell. 166 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,163 What are people gonna do, 167 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,031 complain we made the canyon grander? 168 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,701 Jerry, we're being bad parents. Do something! 169 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,770 I-is this water for everyone? 170 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:15,374 Yes, and I'd love a glass. Comin' up! 171 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,775 What are you doing? 172 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,911 And, Rick, to make sure you don't screw anything up, 173 00:06:18,913 --> 00:06:20,579 I'm sending my best men with you. 174 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,114 And women. It's a fine suggestion, 175 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,449 but I doubt their leader will be a sexy queen 176 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:25,650 that needs to be kickboxed. 177 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,853 100% male Marines! 178 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:31,055 They say cutting a sperm's throat is like 179 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,057 running a warm knife through butter. 180 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,794 I'm gonna make these things pregnant...with death! 181 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,462 No fear! No humility! 182 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,932 Both: Zero chance of consequences! 183 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:41,934 Hey, gentlemen's bet -- which of these background Marines 184 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:43,135 you think will last the longest? 185 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,937 I'm not betting on human lives, Rick. 186 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:46,605 All of these people are gonna survive, 187 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,607 but obviously that guy the longest. 188 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,342 Yeah, he's my pick, too. What's his name? 189 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:53,011 Blazen? Pretty cool. 190 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,480 Yeah. He's, like, meditating through turbulence. 191 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:56,749 Psh. I bet if something fell, 192 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:58,350 he'd like, catch it without opening his eyes. 193 00:06:58,352 --> 00:06:59,884 Totally. Should we throw something at him? 194 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,286 I-I got a pencil somewhere. 195 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,621 [ Both scream ] 196 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,156 [ Marines screaming ] 197 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,625 Who-who's shooting at us?! 198 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:09,227 Oh, wow, that's unexpected. 199 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:10,695 The sperm made a catapult?! 200 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,097 A-A-Are they getting smarter?! 201 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,366 No, you're getting dumber because that's a trebuchet. 202 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,700 Nobody knows the difference! 203 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,569 They're reloading that textbook trebuchet! 204 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:21,506 Time to fly! Aaaaaah! 205 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:22,975 Oh! 206 00:07:22,977 --> 00:07:29,848 ♪♪ 207 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,115 We gotta keep moving. 208 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,717 So cool. Not even a scratch. 209 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,319 Okay, girls, and I mean that derogatorily. 210 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:38,657 We just took a fat "L," and what we need is a fat "P." 211 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,058 A plan. 212 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,527 I take the lead here. You two watch the flanks. 213 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,463 Blazen, bring up the-- Hey! 214 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,999 Please, one person draws the plan! 215 00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:48,200 [Bleep] 216 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,734 -[Bleep] -[Bleep] 217 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,736 I'm sorry, but what the hell are we calling them? 218 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,005 Agh! Oof. 219 00:07:53,007 --> 00:07:55,740 Fine. I'm dying, so I get to pick the name. 220 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,810 Crispy Cremes with a "C"! 221 00:07:57,812 --> 00:08:00,813 Whoa! [ Grunting ] 222 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,682 [ Snarling ] 223 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,351 Whoa. E-Easy there, little guy. It's okay. 224 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,587 I-I-It's okay. 225 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,623 Do you...recognize me? 226 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,625 Do you know you came from me? 227 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,827 I'm Morty. 228 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:16,294 I'll call ya "Sticky," 229 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,797 'c-'cause you're sticky and -- and you're stuck. 230 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,301 Oh. [ Chuckles ] [ Purring ] 231 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,636 Step aside, Morty. 232 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,771 It's okay. Y-You don't gotta do this. 233 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,440 It's haploid genetic code, Morty, 234 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,308 a biological fertilizing machine. 235 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,576 W-What's gotten into you? 236 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,378 Rick, let him go. 237 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,113 Ugh. 238 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,581 Morty, don't [bleep] with me. 239 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:37,982 What the hell's going on with you? 240 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:41,453 I think I know exactly what's going on here. 241 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,722 Kidding. This shit is totally random. 242 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,724 Let's keep moving. W-Which way? 243 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,192 [ Inhales deeply ] 244 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:51,063 When one sense is bound, the others are released. 245 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,197 [ Sniffing ] 246 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,466 Holy [bleep]. He -- He can smell caves? 247 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:56,000 I'm not trying to smell anything. 248 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:59,137 The whole planet's a dorm room trash can. 249 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,673 Sir, Rick Sanchez has gone dark. 250 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:02,140 I knew we couldn't rely on him! 251 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,808 Well, maybe the pilot got too horny 252 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,210 as they approached America's Vagina. 253 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,745 If you're gonna hang out in my war room, 254 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,213 you can't just make snarky comments. 255 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,082 At least do something useful, like Jerry. 256 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:13,017 Right to the top, just the way you like it. 257 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,219 Here's our situation. 258 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,354 Rick's gone, and so are all our nukes. 259 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,690 Now what? 260 00:09:17,692 --> 00:09:19,624 None of you have an idea? I do. 261 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,226 That's right, me -- the girl. 262 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,161 Gentlemen, what do sperm want? 263 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,163 The same thing as a lumberjack in the morning 264 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,365 or a fox at night. 265 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:27,566 Pants! Eggs. 266 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,167 Pancakes! Eggs. 267 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,903 You want to control giant sperm, you need a giant egg. 268 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:32,304 W-W-Wait a minute. Wait -- wait a minute. 269 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:34,506 Sperm are hunters. And what do sperm hunt? 270 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:36,040 Eggs. Exactly. 271 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,110 And what would happen if we enlarged one? 272 00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:40,312 They'll head right for it! Get MIT on the phone. 273 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:43,047 And get this guy a Nobel Prize. 274 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,850 [ Applause and laughter ] You became a woman today. 275 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,319 [ Ominous music plays ] 276 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,321 [ Devices whirring ] 277 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,790 So, Blazen, you got kids? 278 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,792 The battlefield is my family. 279 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,127 So cool. Wicked badass. 280 00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:57,129 [ Sperm snarling ] Go. I'll hold 'em off. 281 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:58,730 Blazen, you don't have to do this. 282 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,665 Shh. It is my destiny. 283 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,534 He's right, Morty. It's the price of being Blazen. 284 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:03,802 Let him do his thing. 285 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,605 [ Sperm snarling ] [ Grunts ] 286 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:07,872 Blood for blood. 287 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,675 Cream for cream. [ Grunts ] 288 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,411 Oh, no. I can't reach that! 289 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,480 Idiot! 290 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,815 What?! They're comfortable! 291 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,016 You should try them! 292 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,952 Eh, ah! Ohhhh. 293 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,354 That'll do it. I'm worm food. 294 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:24,022 Morty, find my wife. 295 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,291 [ Straining ] Tell her I wasn't wearing her thong. 296 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,627 That's a photocopy of "Sports Illustrated" 297 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,962 swimsuit model Kathy Ireland. 298 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:31,764 It's -- it's my wife. We have sex. 299 00:10:31,766 --> 00:10:34,833 Here, hold that picture up so we can have sex one last time. 300 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,701 I-I know how to [bleep] myself. 301 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,837 What?! [ Sperm roaring ] 302 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,038 Ugh, I was so wrong about this guy. 303 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,906 He didn't even buy us any time. 304 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,308 [ Sperm snarling ] 305 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,443 Morty, get ready for some fireworks. 306 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,979 [ Beep ] 307 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,849 Ugh! 308 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,717 Uh-oh. Oh, gross! 309 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:55,854 This is the first time I've ever regretted being taken alive. 310 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,189 Wait, who the [bleep] is that?! 311 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,457 Silence in the presence of me. 312 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,526 I am The Sperm Queen, 313 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,464 and you are of special interest to me. 314 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:07,399 Hey, what the [bleep] are you doing with my stuff? 315 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:09,401 A-And why do you have the horse jerkoff machine 316 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,602 from my daughter's hospital? 317 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,071 We need it to create our army. 318 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,340 Well, you need more than that, dummy. You need a horse. 319 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,142 Oh but our stallion is already here. 320 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,944 Isn't that right, Morty? 321 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,547 Or shall I say... Father? 322 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:25,617 Morty, you nasty, lying, little world-ending pervert. 323 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,952 I-I-I'm sorry. [ Sobbing ] 324 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,089 What was it like? Fantastic! 325 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,258 Rick, I'm sorry! 326 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,993 I-I just thought maybe I could have repeated sex 327 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,794 with a horse machine without it becoming Armageddon. 328 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:37,996 I-I realize that's on me. 329 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,798 Yeah, not exactly accepting apologies 330 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,467 while I'm stuck here as Handjob Solo. 331 00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:44,069 This is all your fault for being ashamed of us, Morty. 332 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,405 How many millions went to their graves for you, 333 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,675 hurling themselves into the void, 334 00:11:49,677 --> 00:11:52,077 only to discover a grody sock 335 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:55,481 or a carefully folded landing strip of toilet paper? 336 00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:56,548 How do you know all this?! 337 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,685 Oh, honey, because we're the very essence of you. 338 00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:01,953 We are your shame incarnate. 339 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,421 And once we're through with you, 340 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,424 our sperm army will take over the world! 341 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,760 Put him on the machine! [ Machine whirring ] 342 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,696 Rick, do something! On it. 343 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:14,232 [ Grunting ] 344 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,835 Wh-what did you do? I got out of your eyeline. 345 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,570 Oh, no. Oh! Oh! 346 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,507 Yes! The end is near! 347 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:22,908 Any last words? 348 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,511 Ohhh! [ Explosion ] 349 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:26,644 Sticky! Gross. 350 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,246 I know you're not a wordsmith, Morty, but -- 351 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,448 No, no, no, my-my sperm friend is here! 352 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,384 Ugh, never give 'em a name. 353 00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:35,253 ♪♪ 354 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,189 Fools! You can't beat me! 355 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,892 You didn't bring a woman that can kickbox! 356 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,428 [ Grunts ] 357 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,497 Is that all you got? 358 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:51,203 Damn, that's some quintessential underdog shit. 359 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,538 Kill them! 360 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,306 [ Sperm roaring ] 361 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,410 [ Groans ] 362 00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:00,512 [ Coughs ] 363 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,215 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 364 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,950 I-I should've told you the truth, Rick. 365 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,484 Let's save the world first. 366 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,220 Now, reset those nukes, and let's turn this canyon 367 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,021 into a can't-yon. 368 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,557 [ Device whirring ] 369 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,560 There usually earthquakes in Arizona? 370 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:16,895 [ Roaring in distance ] 371 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,032 They're heading for Vegas, 372 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:23,835 which does track on many levels, but why now? 373 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,237 What the? 374 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,239 President: Let's hear it for Professor Shabooboo 375 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,174 and his brilliant egg. Um, hello? 376 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,309 Aren't you forgetting someone? Oh, good point. 377 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,112 Big thanks to the cast of Cirque Du Soleil's "Zumanity" 378 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,248 for the impressive and erotic routine. 379 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,183 Mr. President, Rick Sanchez is on the line. 380 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,452 Good. Put that asshole on speaker. 381 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:41,453 Well, well, well. 382 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:43,521 No thanks to you, we're luring the sperm 383 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,323 with a giant human egg, even though, 384 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,459 symbolically speaking, Vegas should be enough. 385 00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:48,660 Rick: A human egg? 386 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,128 Where-where-where did you get it? 387 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,064 Glad you asked. It's your granddaughter's, 388 00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,599 so at least you contributed something to this. 389 00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:55,200 Morty: Mister President! It's Morty! 390 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,935 It's my sperm! I-It's all mine! 391 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,137 What?! I'm a dirty little perverted maniac. 392 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,339 I spent a week pleasuring myself with animal equipment, 393 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,475 and my sperm got turned into monsters on accident 394 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:06,144 because I kept lying about it because I was ashamed! 395 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,345 You should be! 396 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,746 My God, man, we were all 14 once 397 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,482 but it's called self-control. 398 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:12,951 Don't let them reach my sister's egg, Mr. President! 399 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,920 You'll be making a giant -- 400 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,023 Incest baby. 401 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,357 What? Who told you that? 402 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,026 What? I-I was finishing his sentence. 403 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,028 Oh. Right. Come with us. 404 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,496 The sperm is Morty's! 405 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:27,232 We're about to make a giant incest baby! 406 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,102 Aw, well, now we're all in our darkest hour. 407 00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:31,703 Launch the egg! Launch it now! 408 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,905 B-But that'll take 30 minutes. What?! Why?! 409 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,974 That's how long every space launch takes! 410 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,776 No one realizes because they only show you 411 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:40,112 the last 10 seconds! 412 00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:41,513 Uh, uh, help me out here. 413 00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:44,115 Hey, it was your idea, right? 414 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,652 Okay, okay, n-no need to panic, everyone. 415 00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,654 I have a simple solution. 416 00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,989 See you all in hell! 417 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,058 [ Splat ] I don't see how that's going to help. 418 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,194 Form a perimeter! Protect that egg at all costs! 419 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,464 I always knew your hormones would cause a world war 420 00:14:58,466 --> 00:15:00,466 between humans and Cannibalistic Horse People. 421 00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,400 I just didn't know it would be like this. 422 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,669 I can't change my nature. 423 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:05,737 What are you, a scorpion in a Navajo fable? 424 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,473 Everyone can change their nature, Morty. 425 00:15:07,475 --> 00:15:09,207 It's what defines our species. 426 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,408 Look at Iron Man. 427 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,943 That actor was an animal in the '90s, 428 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,811 literally waking up in bushes. 429 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,482 His agent had to catch him with a butterfly net. Silence! 430 00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:19,017 Rick Sanchez, you know why you're here. 431 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,418 Yeah, it was my grandson's fault. 432 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,688 You slept with my daughter! I did? 433 00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,222 Oh, [bleep], I did. 434 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,623 [ Belches ] Forgive me, Your CHUDness. 435 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,225 I'm a changed man starting now. 436 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,295 You come to the Kingdom of CHUDs for forgiveness? 437 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,430 CHUDs don't forgive humans. 438 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,232 CHUDs eat humans! 439 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,901 This is out there, even for us. 440 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,235 They can hear you, Morty. 441 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,970 All: Boil him up! Yum, yum! 442 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,106 Spice him right! Oh, boy! 443 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,241 Eat the flesh! Yum, yum! 444 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,110 Not the bones! Oh, no! 445 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,312 Belly ache! Ouch, Ouch! 446 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,647 Father! [Whinnies] Stop this at once! 447 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,584 Princess Poñeta! You can't kill Rícko! 448 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,252 I -- I love him! 449 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,453 [ Crowd gasping ] 450 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,056 Right! I-I love you, too, Princess Poñeta. 451 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,725 This love is forbidden. 452 00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:01,259 My daughter, you are a CHUD. 453 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,995 Rick is a human [whinnies] and age-inappropriate. 454 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,797 Then you leave me no choice. 455 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,600 By the 17th Article of the CHUD-stitution, 456 00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:11,603 I offer Rícko Sanchez horsemunity 457 00:16:11,605 --> 00:16:16,274 and demand a equestri-truce between all CHUDs and humans! 458 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,544 [ Crowd gasping ] On what grounds? 459 00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:22,214 On the grounds that Rícko is the father of my child. 460 00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:23,415 I have an heir. 461 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,350 I have a substance-abuse problem. 462 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,485 The Prophecy has come true! 463 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,487 Also, did someone drop a scroll? 464 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,689 Here we go. Over here. [ Whinnies ] Sorry. 465 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,427 ♪♪ 466 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,962 Where did you get all that? 467 00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:38,430 -It's Vegas. -Sir! 468 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,631 The Strip has been evacuated, but I'm worried 469 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,299 we won't be able to hold the perimeter. 470 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,768 Then deputize Las Vegas regulars. 471 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,102 Everyone's a patriot today. 472 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,503 Even me! 473 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,172 Take three steps back, Amazing Johnathan. 474 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,575 Men and their guns. Metaphorical and not. 475 00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,509 Tell me about it. 476 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,711 Get ready, boys! The last thing this world needs 477 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,513 is a giant incest baby. 478 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,449 -Oorah! Here they come! -Nice! 479 00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,718 Do not let a single sperm get through to that egg! 480 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,421 [ Gunfire ] 481 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,259 Um, should we be concerned about that scary bomb-laden one? 482 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:08,594 Honey, let the men handle this. 483 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,063 I think we know a thing or two about -- 484 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,667 Ugh! Ready for all the responsibility 485 00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:17,002 with none of the credit? 486 00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:19,471 Let's Nancy Reagan this bitch. 487 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,273 Ah! 488 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,610 ♪♪ 489 00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:26,878 [ Grunting ] 490 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:32,484 ♪♪ 491 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,085 Dammit! We can't stop them. 492 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,287 We don't have the manpower! 493 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,822 Rick: What about horsepower? 494 00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,423 [ Whinnying ] 495 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,691 Sweet Lady Liberty. 496 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,359 That sonofamare Rick has ended 497 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,961 our centuries-long war with the CHUDs. 498 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,764 -We made peace with the CHUDs! -The CHUDs are our buds! 499 00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:48,166 [ Sperm roaring ] 500 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,368 Rícko! The hoofless -- they need us! 501 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,171 Let's do this. CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho! 502 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,707 CHUDs: CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho! 503 00:17:55,709 --> 00:18:03,449 ♪♪ 504 00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:06,518 Mom, I promise to use condoms, even when it's butt stuff. 505 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,387 Okay, we have a lot to talk about tonight. 506 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:18,930 ♪♪ 507 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:28,540 ♪♪ 508 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,941 Is this your heart? 509 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,343 It's a play on, "Is this your card?" 510 00:18:31,345 --> 00:18:32,744 You don't have a heart, 511 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,279 uh, but this is probably some kind of organelle, 512 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,747 in charge of pumping endoplasmic reticulum 513 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,615 throughout your membrane and therefore, 514 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,551 relative to you, functions as a heart. 515 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:43,421 So, I ask you again, is this your heart? 516 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,756 [ Gasps ] Morty, look! 517 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,892 I won't just be thrown away, Rick! 518 00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:49,094 The egg is mine! 519 00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:51,029 Sticky! It's all you, bud! 520 00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:54,299 ♪♪ 521 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,568 Noooo! 522 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,637 [ Crowd cheering ] Sticky! 523 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,639 [ All gasping ] [Bleep] 524 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,509 We got a heartbeat. Screw that! 525 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:06,311 That's a human life, and this is an election cycle. 526 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,180 You have to do something! Nope. 527 00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:11,517 [ Beeping, rumbling ] 528 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,719 It's space's problem now. 529 00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:15,453 Oh, this sucks. 530 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,589 You're "Sports Illustrated"'s Kathy Ireland. 531 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,791 You were with my husband, Blazen, when he died. 532 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,661 Please tell me... was he wearing my thong? 533 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,332 He probably told you not to tell me. 534 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:29,335 He was ashamed of it, but he didn't need to be. 535 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,870 I hope he was wearing it. 536 00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:33,205 Always be honest. 537 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:34,740 Sometimes it will hurt people. 538 00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:37,943 Sometimes it will help. But always be honest. 539 00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:40,946 Huh. Yeah, yeah, he -- he was wearing it. 540 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:43,815 Ew! That gross animal pig! 541 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,551 So, trying to boil this all down, 542 00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:46,952 I-I want to say it's import-- 543 00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:48,620 Shut up, Morty, I got my own epilogue. 544 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,156 Oh, Rícko, I love you. 545 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:52,424 [ Burps ] Prove it. 546 00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:54,025 [ Smacking and heavy breathing ] 547 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,494 Oh, I love kissing those big ol' horse teeth. 548 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,030 It's like lickin' tile. 549 00:19:58,032 --> 00:19:59,831 Oh! I swear... 550 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,767 it's time someone made an honest man out of me. 551 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,635 Whatever you need, the whole nine yards, 552 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,770 you got it. [ Whinnies ] 553 00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,439 The thing is, Rícko... it's time. 554 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:09,307 Oh, [bleep], oh, shit. It's time! 555 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,642 Oh, my God, it's wonderful. 556 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,778 [ Groans ] [ Splat ] 557 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:15,647 [ Whinnies ] 558 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,716 Oh, wow. So we don't have to, you know, r-raise it? 559 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,718 Nah. They're ready to go right out of the box. 560 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,721 Cool, cool. So...bye? 561 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,123 Yep. Take care of yourself, Rick. 562 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,259 Yep. Same. [ Whinnies ] 563 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,464 That was easy. 564 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:40,272 ♪♪ 565 00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:48,213 ♪♪ 566 00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:56,021 ♪♪ 567 00:20:56,023 --> 00:21:03,762 ♪♪ 568 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:06,298 Houston, permission to open the starboard panel. 569 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,565 Houston: Permission granted. 570 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,702 Firing breach now. 571 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,105 Explorer, our readouts show a pressure spike. 572 00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:14,440 Everything alright? 573 00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:16,975 Honestly, sometimes staring back at Earth 574 00:21:16,977 --> 00:21:19,845 makes me think about the people I left behind -- 575 00:21:19,847 --> 00:21:22,848 my wife, the son she had to anchor me there. 576 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,983 I tried to be a parent, I really did, 577 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:28,454 but I've come to find I'm only suited to be a spaceman. 578 00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:29,788 The nicest part of being up here 579 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,657 is there are no reminders of the guilt 580 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:34,792 I sometimes feel about abandoning my family. 581 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,061 [ Indistinct babbling ] 582 00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:38,396 Sorry, Houston, I thought I heard something. 583 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,797 Negative on our end. 584 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,533 No, wait, there's something big 585 00:21:41,535 --> 00:21:43,335 and it's coming right at you! Goo, goo, gah, gah. 586 00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:46,138 Dear God. No! You can't be real! 587 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:49,074 Explorer, what is it? What the hell do you see?! 588 00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:50,608 My conscience. 589 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,210 Explorer! Explorer! Aaah! 590 00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:54,079 Are you there? Aaaaaah! 591 00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:56,614 Geez. Not gonna miss that guy. Aaaaah! 592 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,584 Right? So dramatic. 593 00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:01,753 Man: Did you get any of that? 594 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:05,858 ♪♪