1
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Rick: Don't let any of those
things get away, Morty.

2
00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:04,972
It their DNA gets
into Earth's food chain,

3
00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,840
our entire species
could be sterilized.

4
00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,309
Then why aren't we
killing them?

5
00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,810
Right, next time I need
a species sterilized,

6
00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,379
who's gonna do it for me,
you?

7
00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,980
[ Humming ]
Whoa! Rick!

8
00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,482
I-Is that
the Vindibeacon?

9
00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,850
We're being called to assemble
by the Vindicators!

10
00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,819
I refuse to answer a literal
call to adventure, Morty.

11
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,554
Let it go to voice mail.
Rick,

12
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the Vindicators only call when
the universe itself is at stake.

13
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They're the first line
of defense against evil.

14
00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,494
They're the guardians
of the unguarded!

15
00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,329
They're the writers of their own
press releases, Morty.

16
00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,864
They're a bunch of drama queens
that spend an hour talking

17
00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,866
and 20 minutes jumping around
while shit blows up.

18
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They're a phase.

19
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We did one, it was the big even
of that summer, let it die.

20
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I, Morty Smith,
invoke my right

21
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to choose one in every 10
Rick and Morty adventures.

22
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God fucking damn it!
Read 'em and weep.

23
00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,214
Fine. But don't say
I didn't warn you.

24
00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,683
Yes! Vindicator Command Ship --
beacon received.

25
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We're doing
Vindicators Twoooooo!

26
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[ Squish! ]
Whoops.

27
00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,225
Uh, Morty, you might want
to freeze some sperm.

28
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[ Dramatic music plays ]

29
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**

30
00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:16,544
**

31
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**

32
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[ Electricity crackles ]

33
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Supernova: Vindicators.

34
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Worldender is back,

35
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and this time he's out
to end more than worlds.

36
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We have reason to believe
his stronghold is located on...

37
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My balls.
Rick!

38
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...the Terraneous system.

39
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Once in range, Million Ants
will scan for pheromone activity

40
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which should lead us
to the location of the base.

41
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Oh, that's Million Ants.

42
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I can't see the ants
from over here,

43
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I just assumed that was, uh,
turd man,

44
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wiggly turd man.

45
00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,249
Rick, stop!
Rick, you have something to add
to the briefing?

46
00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,751
Uh, yeah,
just a few more design notes...

47
00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,488
Um, this guy,
the, uh -- the, uh...

48
00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,955
I am Crocubot.

49
00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:04,091
[ Laughs ]
Right, Crocubot.

50
00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,960
So, you're half cold,
unfeeling reptile, half...

51
00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,496
also cold...

52
00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,598
equally unfeeling machine.
Yes.

53
00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,132
Wow. So, your origin
is what?

54
00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,602
Y-You fell
into a vat of redundancy?

55
00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,504
[ Laughs ]
Got damn!

56
00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,272
Noob Noob,
we're having a briefing.

57
00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,773
If I can continue, Rick.

58
00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,109
I anticipate sophisticated
security measures.

59
00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,144
I trust
you can be of service there.

60
00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,347
Well, let me check my list
of powers and weaknesses.

61
00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,816
Ability to do anything...
But only whenever I want...

62
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Yeah, that sounds like
a job for me.

63
00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,287
I wish he had the ability
to check his attitude.

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Alan Rails,
ladies and gentlemen.

65
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After his parents tragic death
in a railroad accident,

66
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he gained the power
to summon ghost trains.

67
00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,628
It's not all bad though,

68
00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,996
they were spared having to see
their grown son wear a WHISTLE.

69
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Got damn!

70
00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,500
Thanks, Noob Noob.
This guy gets it.

71
00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:49,803
**

72
00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,340
Vance Maximus,
Renegade Star Soldier...

73
00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,641
[ Glass shatters ]

74
00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,008
Sorry I'm late.
It was happy hour.

75
00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,311
[ Laughter ]
Happy hour.

76
00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,647
Uh, I was also late
because of my drinking

77
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,181
and mentioned it
to zero applause.

78
00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,651
Rick Sanchez.
Tinkerer of Terror.

79
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,718
Man, that's hard to say.

80
00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,820
And...Morty, right?

81
00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,656
Whoa, yeah!
I never forget a kid.

82
00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,191
What do you say, Vindicators,
let's make this three for three?

83
00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,159
-Haha!
-Yes!

84
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,994
Did he say
"three for three"?

85
00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,829
Did he say he never
forgets a kid?

86
00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,531
You mean two for two,
right, Vance?

87
00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:23,203
Actually, we assembled
a second time last summer

88
00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,038
to fight Doomnomitron.

89
00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,841
So this is...
Vindicators Three?

90
00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:32,680
And you guys did
Vindicators Two...without us?

91
00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,416
I sense...insecurity.

92
00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,585
Are you sure there's not
just a picnic nearby?

93
00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,019
[ Laughter ]

94
00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,521
I guess he found his crowd.

95
00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,623
Pretty toothless stuff,
guys.

96
00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,393
[ Brushing teeth,
spits ]

97
00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:47,861
I hope you're happy with
the adventure so far, Morty.

98
00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,863
These guys are even lamer
than last time.

99
00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,732
We weren't here last time,
remember?

100
00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,867
They did a whole Vindicators
without us.

101
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,536
A bunch of them got killed,
too.

102
00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,906
They lost Lady Katana,
Calypso, Diablo Verde --

103
00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,609
Yikes. Yeah, things did feel
less diverse in there.

104
00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,945
This article says the reason
we weren't involved was...

105
00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,113
"personality conflicts."

106
00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,248
Don't worry, Morty,
they love you.

107
00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,117
Superheroes need
a wide-eyed unremarkable

108
00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,552
to tag along and react
to everything

109
00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,086
like it's mind blowing.

110
00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,457
I...think the personality
conflict might have been...

111
00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,891
you?

112
00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,428
[ Spits ]
Jesus...

113
00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,962
How awesome is that?

114
00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,431
I mean, they wanted
to not need me so bad

115
00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,265
they murdered three
innocent heroes of color

116
00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,067
and they still
had to bring me back?

117
00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,802
Rick, since
it's my adventure and all,

118
00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,404
could you do me a favor?

119
00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:33,140
Uh, the adventure
is the favor, Morty.

120
00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,275
Me sleeping on these linens
is the favor.

121
00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,111
I mean, w-w-what -- what are we
vindicating? Comfort?

122
00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:39,747
Rick,
this really bums me out.

123
00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,416
It-It's embarrassing to find out
these guys don't like us.

124
00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,151
Why? Morty [burps]
I defeat gagoos

125
00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,253
more powerful than these guys
every week.

126
00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,755
Yeah, but not heroes.

127
00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,257
Oh, please, they just call
themselves heroes so they can --

128
00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,961
I'm calling them that, Rick!
They're my heroes. Mine!

129
00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,929
**

130
00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,932
Huh, no accounting
for taste.

131
00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,668
I'm gonna go get a drink.

132
00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:08,442
**

133
00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,177
PA System:
Good morning, Vindicators.

134
00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,346
Ship has arrived
at Terraneous system.

135
00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:15,949
All Vindicators report
to the...briefing room.

136
00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,318
The -- The room
from the, uh...the --

137
00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,987
Uh, it's the d--
it's a different room than --

138
00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,622
than conference room.

139
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,358
I'm sorry, it's my first day
as a PA System.

140
00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,994
First-day jitters.
[ Imitates radio crackle ]

141
00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,798
Oh, God.

142
00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,467
Good morning. Looks like your
grandpa had a long night.

143
00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,169
Crocubot, why don't you
escort Mr. Sanchez

144
00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,972
to a more comfortable spot
so that someone can...

145
00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,475
[ Sighs ]
...clean up his diarrhea.

146
00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,478
Oooh, I'm nervous
about my first mission!

147
00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,980
Actually, Noob Noob,
you have a new mission.

148
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,684
Got...damn.
Vindicators,
prepare for arrival.

149
00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,387
Morty, the Vindicators and I
had a chat this morning,

150
00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,656
and I'm afraid we need
to make a little change.

151
00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,859
[ Sighs ] I-I totally get it.
I-I'm so sorry.

152
00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,160
You should be.

153
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,028
Running around
in a yellow T-shirt

154
00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,229
like you're not one of us.

155
00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:05,866
Disgraceful.
I-I-I'm not a superhero.

156
00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,067
Cop a squat, chief.

157
00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,002
Everyone in the universe
is a hero.

158
00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,004
All you have to do is know the
difference between good and bad,

159
00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,406
and root for good.

160
00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,875
Rick says good and bad
are artificial constructs.

161
00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,210
Yeah, well,
I get the feeling --

162
00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,547
He kind of needs that
to be the case.

163
00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,881
Not coming, Noob Noob?

164
00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:25,586
Ohh! No, uh,
I got stuff to do here.

165
00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:32,092
**

166
00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,394
Vance:
Security drones, inbound.

167
00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,230
[ Echoing ] Star Mother,
grant me your wrath.

168
00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,436
All aboard!
[ Whistle blows ]

169
00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,738
[ Train whistle blows,
bell rings ]

170
00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:48,576
**

171
00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,378
[ Electricity crackles ]

172
00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,782
[ Rapid fire ]

173
00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,084
Gun turret.
Are you all right?

174
00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,052
Yes. I only lost 400 ants.

175
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,888
My queen is laying more.

176
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,724
I am back to...
one Million Ants.

177
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,258
Someone wake up Sanchez.

178
00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,062
Ugh! Oh, Christ.

179
00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,564
Rick. You're up.
Barely.

180
00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,299
We're taking fire
from an automated turret.

181
00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,101
Can you bring it offline?
Uh-huh.

182
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,107
[ Fizzing ]

183
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,813
Uh, my God,
that's better.
Rick!

184
00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,648
Hey, I can't help
if I can't see.

185
00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,320
[ Rapid fire ]

186
00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:36,824
[ Warbles ]

187
00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:40,260
[ Sproing! ]

188
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,996
[ Mechanical whirring ]

189
00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,632
[ Muffled rapid fire ]

190
00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,267
[ Electricity crackles ]

191
00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,836
I could've just used
a ghost train.

192
00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,471
Really? You don't say.
You would've used a ghost train?

193
00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,941
Hey, everybody,
the ghost train guy

194
00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,943
would have used
a ghost train.

195
00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,444
-Man, Fuck you.
-Is there coffee?

196
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,112
Hey, Morty,
can you be a pal,

197
00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,480
Grandpa left his coffee maker
on the ship,

198
00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,782
you know,
the French press thing --

199
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,816
Get it yourself.

200
00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:06,453
**

201
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,656
Little extra [burps] snippy
this morning, aren't you?

202
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,457
Just focus on the mission,
all right?

203
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,626
Oh-oh-oh, I'm sorry,
oh, you're right.

204
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:16,630
Ohh, real serious.
Gotta take it real serious, huh?

205
00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:20,300
Son of a Steam Engine.
They're all dead.

206
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,303
Why would Worldender do this
to his own men...

207
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,472
and several women?
Well,
he is the Worldender.

208
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,675
The guy ends worlds.
Kind of his thing.

209
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:31,011
Ohh, real scared.
Real fucking on alert,

210
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,313
high alert over here.

211
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,482
Watch out!

212
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,483
What the fuck?!

213
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,819
It's Worldender!
What happened to him?

214
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,153
[ Groans ]

215
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,489
I sense his life force
is fading.

216
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,324
Million Ants,
ladies and gentlemen.

217
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,660
The ant colony with the power
of two human eyes.

218
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:47,995
[ Groans, wretches ]

219
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,530
All right. Short mission.
Good mission.

220
00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,733
Remember when Alan
wanted to use a ghost train?

221
00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,502
See you guys
in Vindicators Four. Morty?
Rick, whoever did this

222
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,170
is an even bigger threat
than Worldender.

223
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,505
We can't leave now.

224
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,208
He's right.
This is far from over.

225
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,409
Well, have fun with that,

226
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,344
but Morty and I have to meet
a Lady Comet, a Monorail Man,

227
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,513
Two Assholes, and a
Full Alligator in like an hour.

228
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,081
[ Boom! ]

229
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:17,791
**

230
00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,760
[ Drips ]

231
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,694
Shit.

232
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,429
I sense the presence

233
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,131
of a greater evil.

234
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,100
Drunk Rick:
Check, check. One, two.

235
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,370
Okay. Is it recording?
Good.

236
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,872
Hello, Vindicators.

237
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,541
Welcome to your reckoning,
baby!

238
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,944
Welp, it's official.

239
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,079
I had too much to drink
last night.

240
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,883
If you guys
are watching this,

241
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,618
you're, you know,
the Vindicators.

242
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,621
So, now that we know...
Rick?
What's going on, buddy?

243
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,624
Obviously, I came here
last night during a blackout.

244
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,459
"Obviously?"

245
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,394
You came here and defeated
our arch nemesis...

246
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,797
while so drunk
you don't remember doing it?

247
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,799
That's something "obvious"
to you?

248
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,068
Look, I'm a lit[burps] -- little
more complex than you guys,

249
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,803
and, no offense,
but I've always suspected

250
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,304
that a lot of what you do
in a year

251
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,673
could be knocked out
in a couple of hours.

252
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,408
...So I thought, why not
just do your job for you,

253
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,577
so we can have
a little fun game.

254
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,813
**

255
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,815
Rick, is --
is this a "Saw" thing?

256
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,084
Are you seriously
Sawing the Vindicators?

257
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,252
Morty, I'm a drunk,
not a hack.

258
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,655
If you break the rules,
lose the game or try to leave,

259
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:22,990
you will die.

260
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,025
Like in [burps] "Sawwww."

261
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,493
Well,
I-I-I think we've seen enough,

262
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,161
I'll just figure out
how to unplug this.

263
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,496
Okay, here we go.
Room number one.

264
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,431
The Vindicators are known
throughout the galaxy,

265
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,201
but do they know yourselves,
do you know yourselves?

266
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,837
Match your -- your shit,
your -- your gimmicks,

267
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:40,340
with your faces, and y-you get
it, it's a matching thing.

268
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:44,044
And do it in three minutes
or you'll [burps] all die.

269
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,212
[ Beep ]

270
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,880
Screw this.
I'm not playing his game.

271
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,115
I'm gonna find us
a way out of here.

272
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,516
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Vance.

273
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,018
He said you'd die
if you tried to leave.

274
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,285
That means
there's booby traps.

275
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,955
Why are you acting
like that's not you?

276
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,456
What part of "blackout"
don't you understand?

277
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,858
I thought you drank.

278
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,193
Like cool drinking!
Like sexy drinking,

279
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,696
not this psycho,
trailer-park shit!

280
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,531
Vance, stay calm --

281
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,466
Oh, so you're the leader now,
because we gave you a jacket?

282
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,036
You're the learning-disabled kid
we do photo ops with.

283
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,470
Okay, ouch, but --
Okay, this --

284
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,707
this is triggering me.
I need space.

285
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:17,544
I-I need space from this!

286
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,714
[ Rapid fire ]

287
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,416
[ Electricity crackles ]

288
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,253
[ Chainsaw revs ]

289
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,721
[ Blade slices ]

290
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,556
[ Splat! ]

291
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:34,728
**

292
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:40,100
**

293
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,002
[ Grunts ]
Give me one reason

294
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,737
why I shouldn't crush
your windpipe.

295
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:47,074
Because my epidermis is laced
with a nanofiber defense mesh --

296
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,409
And because, like I said,
I don't remember last night.

297
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,945
I told you not to invite this
mummified motherfucker back.

298
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,346
Alan, I'm not proud
of what's happening here,

299
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,115
but if you
keep coming at me,

300
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,583
there's gonna be another
passenger on that ghost train.

301
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,452
Guys! I figured it out.

302
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,422
Congrats!
You did it [burps] it!

303
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,759
It was a bit. All of the
descriptors apply to all of you.

304
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,360
Drunk Rick's point

305
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,762
is that none of you
are very special or different.

306
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,597
That's always his point.

307
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,933
Let's just get through this
as quickly as possible.

308
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,701
Then we'll deal
with the two of you.

309
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,470
The two of us?
I hope you're proud of yourself.

310
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,940
Uh, I kind of am. I saved
the God damn universe.

311
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,374
That's not the issue,
Rick!

312
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,777
Ahh, it would've been
if I hadn't!

313
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,312
The Vindicators say their job

314
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,314
is to fight evil
wherever it hides,

315
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,283
but they don't --
pick the location you'll --

316
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,820
you'll never hear them
even mention,

317
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,956
because to fight darkness
is to fight yourself.

318
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,958
Oh! I know this.
Dorian 5!

319
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,159
Crocubot, don't!

320
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,628
There's no other
possible answer.

321
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,132
My mechanical and reptilian
logic are certain of it.

322
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,499
[ Squish! ]
Oh!

323
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,668
Huh! I'm seeing more croc
than bot here.

324
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,403
God damn it!

325
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,305
Uh, what happened
on Dorian 5?
Nothing!

326
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,742
Nothing? We exterminated
a planet.

327
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,477
W-Wait. Huh?

328
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,180
Doomnomitron was hiding there!
He's a shapeshifter.

329
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:03,250
Destroying Dorian 5
was the only way to kill him.

330
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,651
Come on, guys,
we're all thinking it.

331
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,986
Don't --
[ Coughs ]

332
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:06,987
Don't make me say it.

333
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,488
Oh, okay. This again.

334
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,657
You know, [burps]
I could have made you a device

335
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,493
to detect Doomnomitron from
orbit like [snaps fingers] that.

336
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,363
I'm not the one that
didn't want you back. Alan was.

337
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,833
If you lay those deaths
at my doorstep one more time --

338
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,035
Do not threaten her.

339
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,204
[ Ding! ]
Congrats, you did it.

340
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,506
What the hell
is "Israel"?

341
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,208
It-It's just something
Rick starts talking about

342
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,442
when he's blackout drunk.

343
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,044
W-What?
In w-- In w-w-what?

344
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,013
Like,
w-w-what's my point?

345
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,848
In a way
that has no point,

346
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:35,949
you just babble about defense
budgets and the United Nations

347
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,517
and then you pass out.

348
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,120
So, to be clear,
I sometimes reference

349
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,856
the geopolitical complexities
of the topic --

350
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,225
Which is not the same as going
to an anti-Semitic place.

351
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,894
I have not stake
in this...

352
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,795
I don't either, I'm --
I'm just saying, if anything,

353
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,064
the drunk version of me is
probably so supportive of Israel

354
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,532
he wants what's best for it
and --

355
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,802
Hey, man, I'm not touching this.
You do you.

356
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,538
**

357
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:02,042
Aloha...means hello
and goodbye in Hawaii.

358
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,478
But, uh, aloha means --

359
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,247
has nothing to do
with this room.

360
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,482
[ Coughs ]
I'm so fucking drunk.

361
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,318
Ugh, okay.
Here's the deal.

362
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,086
I-I want to rest my eyes
for a little bit,

363
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,554
I'm --
I'm not going to sleep,

364
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,323
I just -- just need
to rest my eyes,

365
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,891
so let's make this one
simple...

366
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,893
Just...try to hit
some three pointers.

367
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,595
Let's say...you have to
hit...five three pointers

368
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,898
in...five minutes...or...
I don't know,

369
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,900
the whole place -- the
whole planet will get blown up

370
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,668
with a n-neutrino bomb.
[ Beep ]

371
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,737
And try to make it a-a lesson
about...yourselves,

372
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,739
like -- like
how selfish you are --

373
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,941
are or something.

374
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,608
And also Hawaii.

375
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,510
[ Sighs ]
You guys hit the baskets,

376
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,080
I'll disarm the
drunkenly-improvised
neutrino bomb.

377
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,082
There's a 40 percent chance
it's a dud,

378
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,750
but y-you should still
stay back.

379
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,851
Morty, how many of these --

380
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,519
Too many, Rick! Too many!

381
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,957
Man, I am really getting
high-roaded today.

382
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,261
[ Ding ]
That's a three pointer.

383
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,929
Nice shot.
Thank you.

384
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,931
You two
make quite a team.

385
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,766
[ Groans ]
We all do.

386
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,101
Yeah, I guess --

387
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,602
[ Ding ]
That's a three pointer.

388
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,706
But you guys have always had
a -- an unspoken bond.

389
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,609
I mean, really unspoken.

390
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,313
Like, let's-not-tell-my-husband
unspoken.

391
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,115
[ Buzzer ]

392
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,784
We aren't married anymore,
Alan.

393
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,619
Sure, but were we married

394
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,390
when you two were "stranded"
on Delphi Six for three days?

395
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,128
Because I sensed something
was weird when you came back --

396
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,397
but what do I know
about sensitivity?

397
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,632
I'm just
a phantom train conductor.

398
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,568
You're the pile of ordinary bugs
that fucked my wife!

399
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,405
[ Ding ]
That's a three pointer.

400
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,639
Where the fuck
is the lead wire?

401
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,308
You always put it
in the weirdest place.

402
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,575
Um, uh,
over here maybe?

403
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,411
Jesus Christ,
what a shitty neutrino bomb.

404
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,146
It's a miracle I ever
actually destroy anything.

405
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,814
Oh, I don't know,

406
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,182
you managed to destroy
just about everything today.

407
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,650
The villains, the heroes,

408
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,252
the lines between them,
my childhood...

409
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,920
Thank yeewwwwww.
I appreciate it, Morty,

410
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,422
I know you were sucking
the Kool-Aid

411
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,489
out of
the Vindicators' dicks

412
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,358
so the fact that I was right
about them

413
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,526
must be pretty hard
to admit.

414
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,328
Yeah, it is.
You know why, Rick?

415
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,662
Because
when you're an asshole,

416
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,164
it doesn't matter
how right you are,

417
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,832
nobody wants to give you
the satisfaction.

418
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,168
I know. Everyone wants people
they like to be right.

419
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,170
That's why popular people
are fucking dumb.

420
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,604
And why your pretentious,
poorly-written,

421
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,206
high-budget friends
back there

422
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,841
can eat a double-decker
shit sandwich.

423
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,276
Disarmed.

424
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,678
Holy shit.
You're jealous.

425
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,613
Yes! Is that
what you want to hear?!

426
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,781
Did it feel good?

427
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,351
Did you like his six million
wriggling legs

428
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,519
more than
my tragedy-stricken,

429
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,356
half-ghost,
half-tumescent penis?!
Guys, stop!

430
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,691
You're just proving
my asshole grandpa right!

431
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,062
You wish this was about sex!
We loved each other!

432
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,297
We had a child together!
What?!

433
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,034
I conceived a child
with Million Ants
and it died inside me

434
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:45,405
because it was half a million
ants and half collapsing star!

435
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:49,376
And yes.
He was better than you.

436
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,477
Yeah?

437
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,212
One...million...
times...better.

438
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,048
All aboard, motherfucker

439
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,084
[ Echoing ] Stop!

440
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,252
[ Screaming ]

441
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,089
Oof!
Didn't see that coming.

442
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,656
Is that sarcasm?

443
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,725
I don't want you slipping away
when this is over.

444
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,494
All of these deaths
are on your hands.

445
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,062
Okay, come on,
maybe a couple of them,

446
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,163
but definitely
not the Train Guy.

447
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,431
Oof!
All of them.

448
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,565
Oookay.

449
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,068
[ Dinging ]
Congrats. You did it.

450
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,905
All right, by now,
I've been pretty clear

451
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,074
that I think the Vindicators
are [coughs] full of shit.

452
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,910
But...you do have one thing
that I'll never have.

453
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,912
And that thing is the only part
of the Vindicators

454
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,680
with any value to me.

455
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,016
If you know what it is,
place it on the platform.

456
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,519
Guess wrong
and pla-planet will explode.

457
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,020
And probably the solar system,

458
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,922
'cause I kind of fucking
eyeballed the neutrino bombs

459
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,690
on this one.

460
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,927
So what's the trick? Morty,
you're the Drunk Rick expert.

461
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,098
I think...no matter
what we put on there, we die.

462
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,867
He said it's the part
of the Vindicators he values.

463
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,935
That means nothing.

464
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,370
He wants
our last moment alive

465
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,105
to be spent knowing
how few fucks he gave.

466
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,474
Jesus! Okay,
open to second opinions.

467
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,143
It could --
It could be Morty.

468
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,544
What?
Hey, I don't know.

469
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,878
I mean, look,
when I get drunk,

470
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,381
I get stupid and emotional
and there's no logic to it.

471
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,716
It's, like,
it's possible I got so drunk

472
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,286
I felt like I was losing Morty
to the Vindicators,

473
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,488
and maybe this is
my way of saying, "Okay,

474
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,957
you can have him but only if
you know how important he is,

475
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,125
otherwise I'll kill you."

476
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,794
That is a...
really specific guess.

477
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,397
Look, I-I -- there's
nothing in the room but us.

478
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,299
I'm just using logic
to connect some dots,

479
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,667
it's the best guess
I've got.

480
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,569
But you're betting our lives
on it.

481
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,971
I'll cover that bet.
I get it.

482
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,973
Well, Morty, I think
you're doing that smirky face

483
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,975
because you're misinterpreting
the moment.

484
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,178
I am not being coy
about some hidden love for you.

485
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,813
I want to be really clear that
if anyone has a better guess,

486
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,082
like, if I gave you
an amulet last night, or --

487
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,184
[ Ding ]

488
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,085
Phew.
[ Both sigh ]

489
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,820
[ Gasps ]

490
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,688
Oh, shit.

491
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,926
Sorry. I'm...not good
at goodbyes,

492
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,596
and...I'm drunk,
so, you know, I just...

493
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,931
It looks like I'm never
going to see you again.

494
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,000
I can't really roll
with the hero types.

495
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,436
And I don't -- they --
they don't want me around.

496
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,839
But I want you to know, even if
I didn't show it at the time,

497
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,209
I really appreciated
you sticking by me.

498
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:06,379
God damn it, why am I crying?
It makes no sense.

499
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,947
Ugh, you're --
you're probably confused

500
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,782
because we barely
knew each other,

501
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,351
but you really
stuck your neck out

502
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,519
[burps] when you gave me props
for my awesome jokes

503
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,221
in the briefing room.

504
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,023
Everybody else had their head
so far up their ass.

505
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,625
Even my own grandson is like,

506
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,360
"Oh, the Vindicators,
they're so cool."

507
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,796
I mean, he's a moron,
that's their demographic.

508
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,365
But you're different,
Noob Noob.

509
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,966
Mother fucker

510
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,369
You're fucking cool.
And you're smart.

511
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,071
[ Crying ] And I bet
we coulda hung out and shit.

512
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,407
And I hope you get to be
a full-fledged Vindicator

513
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,075
and -- and do --
do me a favor,

514
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,044
don't -- don't let them know
I-I got emotional.

515
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,146
But you can tell them
one thing.

516
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,048
Tell them I said --

517
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,785
Oh fuck Okay. I just
shit myself. Okay, later.

518
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,192
W-- Dude, Morty,
what happened --
Shut up.

519
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,230
I sense this means
we are not dying.

520
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,565
Not all of us.

521
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,766
[ Both choking ]
Sweetheart.

522
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,601
Just let Titty Bean do this,
Snuzzles.

523
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,069
It's for the greater good.

524
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,170
Greater good?
Titty Bean?

525
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,772
It's like you said, Morty.

526
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,907
There's no right or wrong --
Never said that.

527
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,610
It's the galaxy's faith
in the Vindicators

528
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,779
that keeps
the galaxy secure.

529
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,514
Yeah,
I feel safer already.

530
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,683
No doubt, who do we make
the check out to?

531
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,685
I will say we are getting
some good licks in

532
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,253
while choking to death --
Right?

533
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,954
Titty Bean.
Listen to me.

534
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,922
When you came to me,

535
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,525
I was merely
a sentient colony of ants.

536
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,595
It was your beliefs,
your pursuit of justice...

537
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,263
that taught me
to be a man.

538
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,764
[ Grunts ]

539
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,533
When did it get
so complicated?

540
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,202
Who knows.
But we can make it simple again.

541
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,870
You were always
the romantic.

542
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,273
Which is why you can't leave,
either.

543
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:44,043
[ Squish! ]
[ Groans ]

544
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,212
I'm sorry, my love.

545
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,715
Damn! She double-crossed
Snuzzles!

546
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,618
Silence!
I'm going to enjoy this...

547
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,454
[ Air horn blows ]
Announcer: Let's give
a huge thanks to Rick Sanchez

548
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,956
for killing Worldender, putting
this awesome party together,

549
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,327
and for booking one of
the hottest talents out there --

550
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,896
Logic!
Logic: Awe, yeah.

551
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,498
Look at that.
It's going down.

552
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,133
Geez, I must have planned
a whole party.

553
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,968
-It's Logic, y'all.
-Invited a bunch of people.

554
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,303
-Not bad, Drunk Rick, not bad.
-Shout out to my boy, Rick.

555
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,138
Are you ready?

556
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,006
* There's a choo-choo train man,
he's rolling down tragedy *

557
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,975
* Everybody knowing Supernova
fights gravity *

558
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,811
Rick,
Supernova's getting away.
Eh, who cares?

559
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,246
But...she was trying
to kill us.

560
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,081
Morty, 20 people
try to kill me every week.

561
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,516
I end up getting high
with half of them.

562
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,518
I mean, check it out,
Gearhead's here.

563
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,986
* There's this dude
Million Ants *

564
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,154
Hmm. Well, that's gonna shoot
through me.

565
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,323
Morty, you're wearing
a Vindicator jacket.

566
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,924
Are you a little superhero
now?

567
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,860
Everyone in the universe
is a hero, Mom.

568
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,528
Which is why
we don't need jackets.

569
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,330
And I'm pretty sure
we don't need Vindicators.

570
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,998
Don't mind
if I do.

571
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,534
Hey, everybody!
Look who's a Vindicator!

572
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:45,338
Man, Grandpa Rick
must have gotten shitfaced.
Shut up, Summer.

573
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,874
* Can't forget about the one who
never seems to get a chance *

574
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,542
Noob Noob!
* All the bitches
come around for *

575
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,178
Noob Noob!
* His dick gets
more visits than *

576
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,180
* YouTube
Who the fuck
is Noob Noob?

577
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,783
Noob Noob!
* Say, everybody,
everybody is *

578
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,951
Yo, it's Logic once again,
y'all.

579
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,353
Don't forget the name.

580
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,788
Make sure you get home safe.

581
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,055
And, man, we gotta all
give it up for Rick,

582
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,024
'cause, I mean,
what kind of mother[no audio]

583
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,360
just sets up
a whole festival like this

584
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,396
when he's completely loaded,
man?

585
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:13,032
And all that stuff I said about
Vance, that's not real.

586
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,068
Vance [no audio] that guy,
that guy sucks [no audio]

587
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,738
Whoo!

588
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,306
Yeah!

589
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,742
Yo...

590
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,978
D-Did I get paid yet?
Whoo!

591
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,047
**

592
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,817
I can't believe we're getting
Gear Cream with a Vindicator.

593
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,921
So, you girls in Gear college
or Gear --

594
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,056
[ Explosion ]
Alien terror attack!

595
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:41,428
Okay. Sounds like
a job for...me.

596
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,831
I better go
get into my alter ego.

597
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,499
[ Gasps ] So cool.
I know.

598
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,601
Wait, what alter ego?

599
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,403
He was already wearing
the jacket.

600
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,839
[ Breathing heavily,
whimpering ]

601
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,240
Gotta know when to hold 'em
and --

602
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,241
Aaaaah!

603
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,943
[ Clunk! ]