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Aah, aah!
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Oh, my God.
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Holy shit.
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- Oh.
- What are... What are these things?!
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Do I look like I know?
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Last thing I remember,
I was, ugh, in a cave
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looking at some wet egg and...
Oh, that probably did it.
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I told you not to look at that egg!
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I-It was too wet.
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You don't get to tell
me what to look at.
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I've seen your Pornhub account.
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Also, who makes a Pornhub account?
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The algorithm learns your
preferences better that way.
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Plus if you get in kind of a
cool enough relationship,
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you can sort of follow each other
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and check out each
other's kinks, you know?
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All right, God damn, sold.
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- How do we get out of here?
- Morty, relax.
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They're face-hugging parasites.
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I don't think their society's
gonna be that hard to navigate.
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Okay, yeah, this might be a
little harder than I thought.
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Holy shit. They've got an M&M's store.
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- Synced & corrected by theincognito-
- Resync of MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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This is bad, Rick.
Th-Th-Th-Th-This is really bad.
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Just be cool, Morty.
All we gotta do is blend in,
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find our ship, and get
the fuck outta here.
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All right, Morty, here's the plan,
put this back on your face.
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I-I'm not putting that back on my face!
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Relax. It's dead.
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Okay, now it's dead.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Rick, i-it's bleeding.
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I-It's bleeding acid.
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All right, well, that
should be the last of it.
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If not, then just gimme
two tugs on the arm.
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Seems like a
self-destructive life cycle.
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Is that gonna happen to us?
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You feel an egg in your stomach?
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- No.
- Well, glass half full.
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- How's it going?
- 'Sup.
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- Glory to Glorzo.
- Totally.
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Love Glorzo.
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Glorzo is peace.
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Peace is Glorzo.
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Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know?
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- Ma-Makes you think...
- Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this
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into a beautiful short film
that your parents'll pay for,
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Morty, but right now, we really
just need to find my ship.
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You sure you're not just jealous?
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Looks like I'm kind of a
celebrity around here.
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The future is Glorzo!
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Oh, my God. I was just reading you.
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Congratulations on making
it into print media.
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Real bright future there.
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Honestly, it's shocking to
see the two of you together.
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Because we're both geniuses?
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No, because I've seen your videos,
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and you make me fucking sick.
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Fix him.
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Glory to Glorzo.
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Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that.
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We've been looking all over for you.
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The project is ready for your approval.
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Sir, is this man bothering you?
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Um, no, h-he's fine.
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Uh, what... what project?
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Jesus Christ, who the fuck was I?
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Here's a scientific fact
I'm not allowed to say...
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Our hosts are biologically
designed to incubate our eggs.
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If that "triggers" you, fuck off.
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If it doesn't, please
like and subscribe.
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New videos every Glorzday.
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God, was I at least rich?
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I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out
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and sell vitamins or something?
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Rick, I've watched
enough Pornhub to know
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what a studio apartment looks like.
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God damn.
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Jesus, your Glorzo got shit done.
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My lord, we await your command.
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Oh, to... shoot it? A-At people?
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Glorzo is peace.
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All shall be made Glorzo.
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Glory to Glorzo.
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I... did this?
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You and the amazing technology
you both brought us.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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A-And where was this heading?
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Earth? Probably Earth?
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The humans call it "Earth."
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Yeah, well, okay,
first of all, great work.
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You guys obviously put
a lot of work into this.
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- Okay.
- And y'know, it shows.
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I-It really shows. But um...
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I-I've been thinking, and, you know,
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maybe we should just call this off.
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Sorry, is... is there more?
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Nope, nope.
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I-I guess, uh, that... that's it.
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Just don't Glorzo Earth.
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Just would've been nice
to have heard this sooner
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before we spent all day on it.
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Yeah, well, I-I'm just
hearing about it, too.
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- You ordered it.
- Right.
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I-I did, and, um...
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I'm just saying for next time,
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maybe put more thought into
it before a whole day of...
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Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you
do your job for a fucking day!
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You look like you were all really busy
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- before I came and fucked it all up.
- Boy, oh, boy, huh?
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This guy's a genius, but at...
but at what price, you know?
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Y'know, fuck you, Rick!
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Who's... Rick?
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Yeah, well, if we're
free to ask questions,
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why haven't you blinked,
uh, for 20 minutes,
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and why, uh, doesn't your
mouth move when you talk?
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Ah, geez, look at me.
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I-I feel down on... on... on the floor.
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Oh, let... let me, uh, help...
help you out here, buddy.
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Ah, thanks, man.
Thanks, pal. That's right.
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I'm right back where... where...
right back in the saddle here.
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All right, fuck it, run.
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I-I hate this! I hate all of this!
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Yeah, yeah, keep that
feedback coming, Morty.
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It can only help.
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- Aw, man!
- Oh, shit!
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How big is this city?!
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I know, it's like pick a lane.
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Are you face huggers or industrialists?
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Damn, feels kinda good
when there's no guilt, huh?
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Yeah, it's... it's like in "Star Wars."
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Yeah, just like in "Star Wars." Go nuts!
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Nice, Morty! Give a little
"yee-haw" if you want.
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They... They always do a little
"yee-haw" like a cowboy.
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Yee... Yee-ha... Yee-haw.
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Good enough.
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God, I needed this.
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Honestly, it's been a while
since I've been able
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to just let loose, you know?
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Just have fun. I'm... I'm...
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I'm sorry if I've been
taking it out on you.
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No, I get it. You got a
lot on your plate, amigo.
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I-I just wish you'd open up
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to me more about it sometimes, you know?
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I-I-I'm your partner.
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Thanks, Morty. I mean that. Thank you.
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Sometimes, I get a little
in my head, you know?
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Hey, man, that head's
a good place to be.
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Just remember to let me
in sometimes, you know?
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Will do, buddy. Motherfucker!
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Oh, my God, this is so much fun!
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- I don't want to stop!
- Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap.
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Honestly, I'm proud of us for not.
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Totally. It would've been cheap.
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Yeah, real low-hanging fruit,
and we're better than that.
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Pearl Harbor, on the other hand...
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Yeah, I think that's in-bounds.
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I am the god of death!
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Should've been a better species!
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So, you did a 9/11?
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Almost did a 9/11.
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We... We went with a Pearl Harbor.
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We're pretty classy.
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Why were either of those an option?
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Ask the Saudis.
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Wow. Damn.
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Yeah, getting political.
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I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry?
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You got anything to add
to the family dynamic?
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I've been getting into
beekeeping lately.
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Is something wrong with that?
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What's wrong with that?
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Don't I have the right
to be happy? To exist?
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I'm sorry I didn't 9/11 Pearl Harbor
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before breakfast,
but I have a life, too!
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- I have dreams!
- And how's Summer?
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Did she have fun, too?
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Oh. Uh-um.
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Summer... was...
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With us.
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There.
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You saw us take her in the car with us.
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- Mm, yes.
- Yes, yes, of course.
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Th-That's what happened.
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- And now she's...
- Sleepy.
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Um, she's... she's sleepy.
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Really sleepy.
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- That's why she's not here.
- So sleepy.
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She's sleepy?!
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What the hell was that?!
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- I didn't see you trying anything!
- Shitting the bed isn't better
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than not shitting the bed!
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Where's Summer?!
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Geez. Oh, man.
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You know, maybe we went
too hardcore on these guys.
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Yeah, why do you think we never go back
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to a place we've already been?
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Do you know how many
adventures we could get out
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of Purge Planet, Morty? Gear World?
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I don't sequel. It's called integrity.
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Here, put this back on your face.
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- You kept it?
- Oh, did you want a new one?
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- 'Sup?
- Yo.
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Oh, shit. It's them!
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The worst thing to ever happen to us!
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it.
Time to go in hot.
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Rickputer, initiate
unnecessarily badass suit-up.
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Let's lick tits.
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Shouldn't we be finding Summer?
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Oh, right, gee, sorry.
I got caught up again.
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God, d-do I need to take more Adderall,
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or am I taking too much Adderall?
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Man, really shouldn't
have gone with swords.
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I know. My wrists are killing me.
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Flame-throwers next time, for sure.
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Can I get a laser whip?
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Okay, but there's no way
you don't chop your dick off.
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Sum Sum, come with us
if you want to live...
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at a lower standard than
this, I guess. God damn.
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Empress, is everything all right?
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Ummm... seize them!
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- Seize them?!
- What?!
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- Summer, you bitch!
- You gotta be kidding me!
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♪ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ♪
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You know that song, Rick?
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From the... When the prisoners sing it?
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Come on, Morty, for fuck's sake.
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It's my jail time. I-I can
spend it however I want.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
buddy! Hey, hey, hey!
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Not in here! Not in here!
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Aw... Gimme that.
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Leave us.
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What the fuck took you so long?!
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- You left me here.
- We didn't know you were with us!
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Do you know how much shit
I've had to deal with?
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You're in a cape, Summer.
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How bad could it be?
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No bad story ends with a cape.
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You don't know anything about my story.
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"I couldn't help but wonder,
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was Gharkhul really capable
of consuming a living sun,
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or was I simply getting
too close to Gharkhul?
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Was Gharkhul consuming me?"
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Rick, can we listen to something else?
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Quiet! She's just about
to summon Gharkhul.
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She's been talking about
summoning Gharkhul
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for three episodes, Summer.
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Wait a minute, what's
that in your mouth?
250
00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:48,119
It's a toothpick.
251
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,259
I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it.
252
00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:52,109
God, are you that desperate for a thing?
253
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,059
It is my thing.
254
00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,170
Just like yours is dying alone
and yours is jerking off.
255
00:10:57,180 --> 00:11:00,099
At least jerking off tracks
for my character, you know?
256
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,219
I like to jerk off.
257
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,419
- I'm 14. I own it.
- Well, I jerk off, too!
258
00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,719
- All right, stop.
- Jesus Chris, I don't wanna think
259
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,799
- about that shit.
- Summer, keep your toothpick.
260
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,268
- Gross!
- Morty, stop talking to your sister
261
00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:10,212
about jerking off. Everyone
pretend podcasting isn't boring.
262
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,479
Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is.
263
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,540
I dunno, Rick. That
looks a little too wet.
264
00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:18,999
- D-Don't touch it.
- Oh, I'm gonna touch it.
265
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,097
Why are you guys screaming at an egg?
266
00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:21,239
Shut up, Summer!
267
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,856
- Just let us look at an egg!
- Yeah, Summer, shut the fuck up.
268
00:11:22,857 --> 00:11:24,059
- Fucking shit!
- Nobody wants you here.
269
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,488
You know, sometimes we
like to go on adventures
270
00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:26,920
and look at wet eggs, you know?
271
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,438
Can we just go? This place
is giving me the creeps.
272
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:31,232
- Holy shit! I love this egg.
- Hey, look, mine's doing it, too.
273
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,840
Are you guys sure that's safe?
274
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:35,729
Oh, my God!
275
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,952
All is Glorzo.
276
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:47,457
All is Glorzo.
277
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:50,249
- God.
- God.
278
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,579
God? She has a toothpick.
279
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,939
Take it out and put her face in an egg.
280
00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:55,949
- God.
- God.
281
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:58,059
For fuck's sake, how long
have you been hatched?
282
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,094
30 seconds?
283
00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:01,367
I've been alive seven minutes.
284
00:12:01,368 --> 00:12:03,879
- Think before you...
- Excuse me, seven minutes?
285
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,279
Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes.
286
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,311
But yes, take the toothpick
out of her mouth.
287
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:11,699
Suck on her face this instant
and use her body to...
288
00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:17,028
What was that?
289
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,109
That is called responsibility.
290
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,239
He was part of our greatest generation.
291
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,450
He understood that what you
need to do is suck on a face,
292
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,870
shit an egg, and die.
293
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,939
Wait, so, all you do
is live half an hour,
294
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,208
shit eggs, and die?
295
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,799
Yes. We love it.
296
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,097
I'll do it right now.
297
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,439
Okay, you guys don't
have to listen to me,
298
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,430
but I vote you don't do that?
299
00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:42,840
And who's up for changing
things around here?
300
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,979
♪ Well, I was hatched from
an egg laid by some guy ♪
301
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,779
♪ 'Cause that is Glorzo's way ♪
302
00:12:57,780 --> 00:13:01,919
♪ And then it came time to
lay my own egg and die ♪
303
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,459
♪ But Summer, she said ♪
304
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:08,930
♪ "Hey, Glorzo wants you to stay" ♪
305
00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:12,019
♪ Glory to Glorzo ♪
306
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:15,330
♪ Means glory to me ♪
307
00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,179
♪ If we're only making eggs ♪
308
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:21,199
♪ Are we ever making Glorzo free? ♪
309
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,019
All right, look, uh, this shit's
been brewing for a while.
310
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,930
I'm not gonna win any popularity
contests by saying it,
311
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,147
but here's... here's
the world as I see it.
312
00:13:29,148 --> 00:13:32,687
♪ And for all we know ♪
♪ Everything we've known ♪
313
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:36,387
♪ Is just some shit we made up ♪
314
00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:39,444
♪ Glory to Glorzo ♪
315
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:43,031
♪ Means glory to me ♪
316
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:44,449
♪ We got too many eggs
and not enough society ♪
317
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,576
I mean, look, we are designed
to suck on faces and lay eggs.
318
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,637
Life is life, and
that's the way it goes.
319
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,517
Hello, Troy. Hello, Jez.
320
00:13:57,518 --> 00:13:59,719
- How is it going?
- Really good, commander.
321
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,919
Should be ready by tomorrow.
322
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,579
That is what I like to hear.
323
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,487
Great work, Glory to Glorzo.
324
00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:07,687
Honestly, Summer,
I can't thank you enough.
325
00:14:07,688 --> 00:14:10,327
When we met, we were just
shitting eggs in a cave,
326
00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:13,327
but you showed us life
is about more than that.
327
00:14:13,328 --> 00:14:14,719
It is about living.
328
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,827
And now, with these missiles,
329
00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:19,597
we will be able to reach
the entire universe.
330
00:14:19,598 --> 00:14:23,599
We say it all the time,
but I guess all is Glorzo.
331
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,879
Yeah, that sounds great.
332
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,630
- And you've been great.
- Yeah.
333
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,599
You've been so great
that I've been thinking
334
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,621
maybe it's time for you
to get off my brother.
335
00:14:30,622 --> 00:14:32,520
Who's your brother?
336
00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:33,609
Oh, this?
337
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,179
Forgot he was there, haha.
338
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,793
Wait. What are you saying?
339
00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,587
I'm saying that you've
been great, Steve,
340
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,922
but we've been thinking
it's time for a new chapter.
341
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,159
- We?
- Uh, this is Shane.
342
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,580
He'll be handling the day-to-day.
343
00:14:44,588 --> 00:14:46,093
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
344
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,919
I might only be two minutes old,
345
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,931
but I know you're a legend.
346
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,567
She doesn't care about us.
347
00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:53,634
She just wants her fucking host back.
348
00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:56,179
- I don't know what to do.
- Oh, now you want my help.
349
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,272
Too late for that.
350
00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:58,637
Come on, man. What is this shit?!
351
00:14:58,638 --> 00:15:00,019
You don't get to do this to me.
352
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,274
We were in eggs together.
353
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,679
Oh, fuckses since we were in eggs.
354
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,189
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
now you respect, like,
355
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,160
the biological institutions now?
356
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,499
Fuck you. All you care about
357
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,919
is "progress" and society
and skyscrapers.
358
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,630
You don't care about fucking biology.
359
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,920
Oh, yeah, well, what the fuck!
360
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:15,679
You... How you you haven't laid
and egg inside this old man yet?
361
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,899
Because I do what I want.
362
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,468
Because someone's gotta
stand up for what's right.
363
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,669
Why do you hate her so much?
364
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,338
Because she took you away from me!
365
00:15:23,328 --> 00:15:25,167
Whoa, man. Jesus Christ.
366
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:27,737
- No, I-I didn't, I...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
367
00:15:27,738 --> 00:15:29,888
It's cool.
368
00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:31,910
I feel the same way.
369
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,400
Oh, my God, I...
370
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,159
I wish we could suck on each other.
371
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,640
- I wanna suck on you, too.
- I'm gonna suck you so hard.
372
00:15:42,648 --> 00:15:44,389
- Suck me.
- C-C-Can we do this?
373
00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:45,839
A-A-Are we allowed to do this?
374
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,579
I don't care. I just want you.
375
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,959
Fuck all of this.
376
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,219
Let's just get the hell outta here
377
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,197
and be whatever the fuck we want.
378
00:15:52,198 --> 00:15:54,829
That's evolution. That's progress.
379
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,079
I want a family.
380
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,327
Can we have a family.
381
00:15:57,328 --> 00:15:59,418
Yeah.
382
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,380
Aah, aah!
383
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,219
Oh, my God.
384
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,879
Holy shit.
385
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,379
- Oh.
- What are... What are these things?!
386
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,430
Do I look like I know?
387
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,719
Hey, wait a second. How'd
you know that last part?
388
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,479
- You weren't there for that.
- I had to fill in some gaps.
389
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,799
Everyone around the office
knew about Steve and Bruce.
390
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,740
I've got a plan, okay. You
just have to follow my lead.
391
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,360
The punishment is... death.
392
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,454
- Motherfucking... Summer!
- You said you had a plan!
393
00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:36,469
Silence.
394
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,706
The council of Glorzos has spoken.
395
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,124
More like council of shit!
396
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,137
- Glorzo is law.
- Silence.
397
00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,977
The punishment is death.
398
00:16:44,978 --> 00:16:47,599
By... getting into their car.
399
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,069
- Summer?
- Shut up.
400
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,999
Yes, place them in the car.
401
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,388
Those pieces of shit.
402
00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,159
No, no, no! This is like torture.
403
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,159
No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car.
404
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,390
You deserve it, you pieces of shit.
405
00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,697
And to make sure the sentence is passed,
406
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:03,557
I shall be joining them.
407
00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:04,649
In the car.
408
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:08,079
And we shall drive away
from here and die.
409
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,879
Oooookay.
410
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,240
Guess what, everybody.
411
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,999
It's me, the whiny guy you
never want to hear from.
412
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,907
She's trying to escape with her family.
413
00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:18,119
My time to shine. Execute her.
414
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,416
Okay, plan B. Morty, now.
415
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,003
Aah!
416
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,671
Jesus, Morty, that sucks.
417
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,923
All right, stop playing,
Morty. I-I got this.
418
00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:31,839
Aah!
419
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,449
This is what we get for evolving?
420
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,527
Sorry! Sorry.
421
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,731
I-I'm sorry. We... We...
We thought you were evil.
422
00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,099
Why would you think that?
423
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,429
We had a giant tower that
blared "Glorzo is peace."
424
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:50,760
I know. I... Should... Should we help?
425
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,234
- Boo!
- Oh, like that's helping.
426
00:17:52,235 --> 00:17:54,617
Got it. Going. Okay,
we're gonna hit the road.
427
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,283
You're... You're just going?
428
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,409
You told us to go!
429
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,447
Once again, I'm so
sorry for what they...
430
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:00,947
You're part of this, too. Boo!
431
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:02,124
We hate you the most.
432
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,167
Get out.
433
00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:06,319
Jesus, Summer, why'd
you let these things
434
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,380
stay on us for so long?
435
00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:08,954
I was working with a lot.
436
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,008
Just let me listen to
the podcast next time.
437
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,597
Nailed that landing.
438
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,837
Huh. Neat-looking egg.
439
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,579
Okay, well, I'm not
cleaning up this shit.
440
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:32,190
Aah!
441
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,239
Maybe we, uh... Maybe we don't
tell people about this one.
442
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,657
Did we at least learn something?
443
00:18:40,658 --> 00:18:42,927
That we suck and everyone sucks?
444
00:18:42,928 --> 00:18:45,084
I guess that counts.
445
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,059
Later, chodes.
446
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,630
Hit me on the next one.
447
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,959
You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump
448
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,719
into another crazy adventure,
but can we just relax
449
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,539
and maybe watch some
interdimensional cable?
450
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,429
- I'm cool if you are.
- Honestly, that sounds great.
451
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,340
W-We don't need to try
so hard, you know.
452
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,107
Let's just take it easy
and riff, you know.
453
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,277
- That's what I love about us.
- Me, too, buddy.
454
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,188
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
455
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,948
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
456
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,818
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
457
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,439
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
458
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,628
- Reggie?
- Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
459
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,188
Reggie, you all right in there?
460
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,980
Mm, Rick, do you feel...
461
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,127
Oh, God, I have to shit an egg.
462
00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:21,367
Oh, my god, oh, shit.
463
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,930
Oh, it hurts. Oh, god,
464
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,119
- is this how we die, Rick?
- I don't know, Morty.
465
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,550
- Is this how we die?!
- I don't know! Aah!
466
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,679
I don't want to shit an egg, Rick!
467
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,719
I'm sorry, Morty. I'm sorry!
468
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,087
- It's my fault. It's all my fault!
- Hey, you two. Did you...
469
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,549
Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye!
470
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:34,709
What are you...
471
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,039
Say goodbye to your little boy!
472
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,099
No, look away!
473
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,810
I'm making an egg, Mom.
I'm making an egg!
474
00:19:39,816 --> 00:19:41,889
You said you'd keep me
more in the loop this year.
475
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,139
Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you!
476
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,679
My ass! My ass!
477
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,879
This is it, Morty!
478
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,564
It's full circle from
the pilot. Full circle!
479
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,827
Oh, I guess we, uh...
480
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,219
I guess we both just
had to take a shit.
481
00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,989
Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh...
482
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,199
Fucking gross.
483
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,279
Guys, clean it up.
484
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:08,250
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485
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,599
Look at your dad.
486
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,799
Such a dork, keeping bees.
487
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,340
I mean, it's... at least
it's interesting, though.
488
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,704
At least, like...
I wish my dad kept bees.
489
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,599
I mean, it's kind of cute.
490
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:53,109
Like... your dad keeps bees.
491
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:55,499
How old is your dad?
492
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,827
He's obviously beekeeping age.
493
00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:02,888
I don't know, I think
it's kind of sweet.
494
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,169
Summer, I want to fuck your dad.
495
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:08,185
Oh, really?