1
00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,630
[ Gulping loudly ]

2
00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:05,672
Ahh!

3
00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:06,965
What?
Nothing.

4
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,342
Just waiting
for you to finish.

5
00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,469
[ Belches ]
The fuck you talking about?

6
00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,263
It's all you can eat here!
Dig in!

7
00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,641
You said we were going
somewhere awesome!

8
00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,267
We did. [ Belches ]

9
00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,353
Here.
And we're still here.

10
00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,064
C-Can't you guys see this
for what it is --

11
00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:25,609
bottomless pitchers
of alien beer in a garden --

12
00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,277
a beer garden!

13
00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,904
No genocide within
hearing distance.
[ Glass shatters ]

14
00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:32,073
I mean, t-this is, to quote
a movie I will never watch,

15
00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:34,618
"As good as it gets."

16
00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,827
It is?

17
00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,955
That's...sad.

18
00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,706
[ Choking ]

19
00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,626
Oh, my God. Whatever you have to
say is not this time-sensitive.

20
00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,213
I can't believe you're making
me pause to talk this much.

21
00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,174
You guys,
this is where sentience peaks.

22
00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,135
This is not being chased
and not chasing.

23
00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,847
This is, uh, what
spiritual types call --

24
00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:59,017
I-I don't know,
Vishnu's titty.

25
00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,602
L-Latch on and gobble up.

26
00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:03,063
Was that ad targeting Morty?
It didn't land over here.

27
00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,355
[ Mouth full ]

28
00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,529
We're happy you're happy,
I guess.

29
00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,365
So much --
[ Belches ]

30
00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,741
So much yeast.
Yeah.

31
00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,244
Everything you ate
is designed to expand.

32
00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,538
[ Belches ]
Good point, Sum-Sum.

33
00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,207
L-Let's get grandpa.
new tum tum.

34
00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,542
Not quite
what I was pitching.

35
00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,210
Did we --
We -- We drove here, right?

36
00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,837
Yeah.
Rick gave you his keys.

37
00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,505
[ To tune of "Moon River" ]
♪ New stomach ♪

38
00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,924
♪ Stomach that is new ♪
No, Grandpa,

39
00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,384
we're not portaling -- Keys!

40
00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,884
I'm looking! I'm looking!
[ Belches ]

41
00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,387
Grandpa, slow down.

42
00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,098
Why -- Why do we even bother
driving anywhere?

43
00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,308
[ Belching ]
Hurry up, Morty.

44
00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,059
No, Rick,
get back over here!

45
00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,060
Or what?

46
00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,687
What?!
Or what?

47
00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,565
W-What are you gonna do
if I don't do what you say?

48
00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:47,733
Travel Hitler?

49
00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,443
I'm -- I'm the smartest
living thing

50
00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,279
[belches]
in the carbon-based unisphere.

51
00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,407
What's gonna happen to me
if I refuse to --

52
00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,872
[ Both screaming ]

53
00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,874
[ Theme music plays ]

54
00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:12,257
♪♪

55
00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:20,807
♪♪

56
00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:29,483
♪♪

57
00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,573
So this place sells
any body part?

58
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,784
I'd love to have
thinner ankles.

59
00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,703
Oh, G--

60
00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,831
[ Screaming ] God!

61
00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,708
[ Gasping ]

62
00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,835
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
oh fuck oh fuck.

63
00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,463
Of all the stupid...

64
00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,631
Dicks.

65
00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,299
Body AI:
Tampering detected.

66
00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,677
Dramatic.
I barely touched you.

67
00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,637
Initiating self-destruct.
What?!

68
00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,765
This body has -- seven --
nuclear devices.

69
00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,893
Please retreat
to range of -- 14 miles.

70
00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,229
Bitch, they can't make me run
one mile.

71
00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,523
[ Beeping ]

72
00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,983
Fuck!

73
00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,819
[ Beeping continues ]

74
00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,196
Morty:
This is not my fault!

75
00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,698
How do I disable
self-destruct?

76
00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,199
S-She needs help
with self-destruct.

77
00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,450
Hey! No tampering!

78
00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,827
Summer:
Tell me what to do.

79
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,286
[ Groans ]
Flip me over, back panel,

80
00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,413
password Mortysuxx...

81
00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,414
...with two X's.

82
00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,708
[ Beeping continues ]

83
00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,336
Body AI: Tear ducts -- on.
No. Ow!

84
00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,839
Time zone -- Mountain Time.
No!

85
00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,006
Self-destruct --
Oh, my God.

86
00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,299
Paused.

87
00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,384
Phew.

88
00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:39,052
Don't relax yet.

89
00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,762
You're in the wrong place
to be toting that thing around.

90
00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,222
Summer: Duh.
It looks like I murdered a guy.

91
00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,765
Rick's Head: Oh, that's fine.

92
00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,559
They see a lot of murder,
actually.

93
00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,602
The cops have really given up
down there.

94
00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,103
What?!
Hey, you turned off
self-destruct, not me.

95
00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,732
G-Give Morty the phone! Morty!

96
00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,775
Morty, no!
Summer: How is Rick's head
even alive?

97
00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,902
He's got little,
inflatable neck bags.

98
00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,237
What do we do here, sis?

99
00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,239
I checked.
I don't have the keys.

100
00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,908
No, that's my bad.
They were in his lab coat.

101
00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,660
Morty: God damn it!
Portal guns fried, too.

102
00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,620
We might actually be fucked
here.

103
00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,998
Rick's Head: She's on
the same planet. We're fine.

104
00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,499
Summer: Grandpa, be helpful.

105
00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,084
I am. Get to my guy Seb's
and sit tight.

106
00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,461
I'll have Morty drop a pin.

107
00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,545
Morty, hang up
so you can drop a pin.

108
00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,172
Summer: [ Groans ]

109
00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,298
Whoo! I am back!

110
00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:20,886
Wow! Beheading
really sobers you up. Hmm.

111
00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,888
Maybe -- Maybe lost a little
too much air

112
00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,306
on that "hoo" just now.

113
00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,433
Pick me up.
We gotta fix this ticking clock.

114
00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,935
[ Beeping ]

115
00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,563
[ Sighs ] This is gonna gargle
total balls.

116
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,774
Let's see
what other settings you have.

117
00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,234
[ Air horn blowing,
electricity crackling ]
Oh!

118
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,570
[ Grunting ]
[ Electricity crackles ]

119
00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,407
Aah!

120
00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,867
[ All scream ]

121
00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,411
[ Grunts ]

122
00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,454
[ Horn honks ]

123
00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,164
Whoa! Check out that body.

124
00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,332
Girl ain't bad either.

125
00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,917
Don't be gross.
Come on.

126
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,084
Let's kill her and steal it.

127
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,212
[ Breathing heavily ]
Need help with this unit, miss?

128
00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,505
[ Grunts ] Back off!

129
00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,297
Hey!

130
00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,507
Oh, was this yours?

131
00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,133
Get away from my grandpa!

132
00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,301
[ Grunts ]

133
00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,928
Goon:
Give us that body!

134
00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,179
[ All scream ]

135
00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,264
[ Leg cocks ]
[ Grunts ]

136
00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,432
[ Blade shings ]

137
00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,100
[ All grunting ]

138
00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,811
[ Screams, grunts ]

139
00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,229
[ Grunts ]
Aah!

140
00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,271
Sunblock?

141
00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,773
This body's a gold mine!

142
00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:15,649
Aah!

143
00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:16,983
[ Grunts ]
Whoa!

144
00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,319
What a great demo
of its capabilities!

145
00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,029
Oh, god damn it.

146
00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:23,365
Transport setting, transport
setting, transport setting.

147
00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,158
Yes!

148
00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,952
[ Tires screeching ]

149
00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,662
[ All scream ]

150
00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,122
Why are we at a hospital?

151
00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,625
Wait. We better not be here
to raid the medicine cabinet.

152
00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,085
With me and what liver, Morty?

153
00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,503
Hey! No, no!

154
00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,838
I decide when I have spittle!

155
00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,297
[ Grunting ]

156
00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,341
Ah. This is the one
they mentioned.

157
00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,968
Is healthcare always
this slow?

158
00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,303
I could fix healthcare.
I'm thinking of fixes right now.

159
00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,348
Little boy, do you understand
those papers you signed?

160
00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,141
You really consent to this?

161
00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,810
Why? What's wrong?

162
00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,271
You signed up
for a...head-ectomy.

163
00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,730
Is that...bad?

164
00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,399
[ Whispering indistinctly ]

165
00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,151
You were gonna become my head!

166
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,444
Not anymore!

167
00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,904
The police
have been notified, son.

168
00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,906
Well, hang on!
I-I don't want the surgery,

169
00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,200
but I-I also don't want --
Stay right here.

170
00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,618
And thanks for nothing,
Morty.

171
00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,662
Now we're in trouble.
Are you insane?!

172
00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,038
We just need to get to Summer!

173
00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,957
Look at that nosy,
interloping shit.

174
00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,001
I-I bet he called
weird hospital security.

175
00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,044
Oh, fuck, he called
weird hospital security!

176
00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,005
Morty, out the window!
Morty, out the window now!

177
00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,506
[ All grunt ]

178
00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,008
The window, Morty!
The window!

179
00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,134
Stop them!

180
00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,677
Taxi!
Hey!

181
00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,511
Morty!

182
00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,929
Ow!
Drive!

183
00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,681
[ Engine whooshes ]

184
00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,266
You're the worst grandpa ever!

185
00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,517
I'm not your grandpa, Morty.

186
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,685
I'm your grandpa's head.

187
00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,020
What's the difference?

188
00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,187
I didn't know there was one.

189
00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,689
B-But it's only been
an hour

190
00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,691
and let me tell you,
it is crazy having no dick.

191
00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,526
Gross!
The opposite of gross.

192
00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,777
Total clarity.

193
00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,362
[ Groans ]
M-My bags are sagging.

194
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,906
We did not fix that clock
at all.

195
00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,532
You got to upgrade me soon,
Morty.

196
00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,950
Otherwise, I'll just die.

197
00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,534
Then you and Summer
will be extra fucked.

198
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,162
Newscaster: Breaking news --

199
00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,872
A severed head has kidnapped
a small child.

200
00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,874
Authorities are on high alert.

201
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,919
And to be clear,
there is a reward.

202
00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:06,885
A fat reward.

203
00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,553
[ All grunts ]

204
00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,096
We didn't have money anyway.

205
00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,556
Where to?

206
00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,308
I don't know!
I can't see shit from down here!

207
00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,601
Aah!

208
00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,561
Oh, God!
No brakes, no brakes, no brakes!

209
00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,438
[ Screams ]
[ Crashes ]

210
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,483
[ Grunting ]

211
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,277
[ Wheezing ]

212
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,403
Are you Seb?

213
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,613
My Grandpa Rick sent me.

214
00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,281
He said we could lay low here.

215
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,616
He got his head chopped off.

216
00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,201
His head's still alive,
I guess.

217
00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,827
I don't know why
I'm telling you all this.

218
00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,579
It's cool.
We're best friends.

219
00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,456
Oh. You're not
the stomach guy?

220
00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,792
Rick comes to me
for lots of stuff.

221
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,003
But y-yes. It's, uh,
usually stomach-forward.

222
00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,089
Sorry, I didn't mean it
however you're taking it.

223
00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,966
Does Rick hang
with other mechanics?

224
00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,051
I don't know.
This neighborhood is terrifying.

225
00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,970
Do you have anything
to make this thing less useless?

226
00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,889
Mm. Not sure
the "stomach guy" --

227
00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,725
Bro, your skin's metal.
It can't be that thin.

228
00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,644
[ Grunts ]

229
00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,437
[ Whirs, electricity crackling ]

230
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,106
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aah!

231
00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,524
Body, no!

232
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,858
Easy, fella.

233
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,070
Ea-a-a-a-sy.
It's okay, it's okay.

234
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,614
You can't see
or hear me right now, can you?

235
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,784
D-Do you have anything
that can, you know...

236
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,202
Oh!

237
00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,290
[ Beeping to tune of
"William Tell Overture" ]

238
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,294
Sonar, infrared --
everything you simians need.

239
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,963
How you feel, pal?

240
00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,300
[ Siren wailing ]

241
00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,845
[ Cellphone ringing ]

242
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,014
Summer: Alright.
I'm chilling at Seb's.

243
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,849
What's your status?
Occupied!

244
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,933
I need an air filter and weapons
or Morty will have killed me --

245
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,813
Ow!
Okay, d-does this work,
like an electronics store?

246
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,731
Yes! Fine! Go!
Hurry, please.

247
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,315
This neighborhood
smells like gasoline,

248
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,067
which I liked at first,
but now feel sick from.

249
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,819
Rick,
we still don't have money!

250
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,154
To be a problem solver,
Morty.

251
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,363
Got to use your head!

252
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,240
[ Crashes ]
Randall: Aah!

253
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,491
This is a stickup!
Aah!

254
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,784
There you go, Morty!

255
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,161
I'm proud of you.
Give, uh --

256
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,412
Give us a bunch of, uh, uh --

257
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,747
a bunch of loose technology!

258
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,165
Who are you?
Shit.

259
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,000
It's that boy and the head!
From the news!

260
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,502
What?
You got to live more
in the world, Randall!

261
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,005
Threaten them!
I have lasers in my eyes!

262
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,841
Both: Oh!
Give me computer chips!

263
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,513
Uh, sorry, just checking.

264
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,806
[ Chuckles nervously ]

265
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,349
[ Sighs ]
[ Shop bell rings ]

266
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,061
Seb, we still laying low?

267
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,353
Shit.

268
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,397
Seb says
he's got a hot new bod.

269
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,024
And I don't mean
from working out.

270
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,234
Did you literally
just sell us out in the time

271
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,028
between leaving this room
and coming back?

272
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,072
You know how much
this thing is worth?

273
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,950
This is Rick Sanchez's body!
Boo.

274
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,869
Also, yeah,
my feelings are hurt.

275
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,287
You think you know a guy.

276
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,955
He does hang out
with other mechanics!

277
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,208
There's a hot, smart one
named Rachel he likes.

278
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,584
Aah!

279
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,086
Get them!

280
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,881
If Morty's had an easy day
today, I swear to fucking God.

281
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,051
Goon: Oh!

282
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,844
Whoa, Body!

283
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,138
I guess you do
keep the score!

284
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,015
[ Violin plays ]

285
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,726
[ Bell chimes ]

286
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,103
Smooth. That will work.

287
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,687
[ Squelching ]
[ Gasps ]

288
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,066
Crazy Randy: Reavers!

289
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:08,900
[ All scream ]

290
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,318
Did we just get on a train

291
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,903
that took us back
to where we started?

292
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,238
[ Bell chimes ]
I guess it'd make sense

293
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,489
if you have
no sense of direction.

294
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,199
Get them!

295
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,617
[ Chainsaw whirring ]

296
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,160
[ Dramatic music plays ]

297
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,245
Aah!

298
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,621
Ooh! [ Groans ]

299
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,164
[ Groans ]

300
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,165
[ Grunts ]

301
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,210
[ Grunting ]

302
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,087
[ Gasps, groans ]

303
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,089
[ All grunting ]

304
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:37,679
♪♪

305
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,139
Body!

306
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,306
[ Grunts ]

307
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,558
[ Thudding ]

308
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:47,772
♪♪

309
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,149
[ Grunts ]

310
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,775
You can't run.
[ Gasps ]

311
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,819
My men will never give up.

312
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,573
If one falls,
more will rise in their place!

313
00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,160
Get them!

314
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,037
I mean,
they kind of kicked our ass

315
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,581
when we had a bunch more guys.

316
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,291
You know what?
You're a bad leader.

317
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,918
You can have him.
We are quiet-quitting!

318
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,671
Guys!
That's just normal quitting!

319
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,091
Welp, I've come this far.

320
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,593
[ Electricity crackling ]

321
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,137
[ Grunting ]

322
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,138
Wait! [ Gasps ]

323
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,514
[ Choking ]

324
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,807
[ Gasps ]

325
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,310
[ Breathing heavily ]

326
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,978
Huh?

327
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,272
Wow.

328
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,901
I-I don't know what to say.

329
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,278
[ Gasps ]
Whoa.

330
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,280
Very different
from Rick's usual M.O.

331
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,283
Does hugging people
really disarm them like that?

332
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,203
Whoa!

333
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,454
[ Siren wails ]

334
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,956
[ Chomping loudly ]

335
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,959
[ Belches ]
[ Cellphone ringing ]

336
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,169
Hello?
Summer: Seb sold us out.

337
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,837
We need a new rendezvous point.

338
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,881
Yeah, that's why I only use him
for stomachs.

339
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,341
Why do you sound strange?

340
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,384
Rick ate the phone.
It's inside him now.

341
00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,677
Just meet us at the spaceport,

342
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,304
i-if we survive this.

343
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,139
Morty and I are very vulnerable
to bullets right now.

344
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,225
Hold on.
The cops are on line two.

345
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,935
Cop:
Hello. We've run the numbers.

346
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,519
Your hostages are expendable.

347
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,813
Both: Oh, God!
Eat me, Pig!

348
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,066
I'm upgraded enough, Morty.
Aim me!

349
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,692
No! No killing people!

350
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,860
I'm drawing a line!

351
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,445
Fine.
You mean it?

352
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,531
You won't cackle with battle
rage and explode the city?

353
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,866
I'm all brain right now, Morty,

354
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,409
You can't get battle lust
as a brain.

355
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,286
Oh! Okay.

356
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,704
[ Warbles ]

357
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,872
Oh!

358
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,749
[ Screaming ]

359
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,876
[ Screams ]

360
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,378
My knees!
This is great.

361
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,672
Our adventures can get
so much less violent.

362
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,632
The show can be cerebral, Morty.

363
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,467
[ Laughs ] I don't hate that.

364
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,761
[ Cops scream ]

365
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,845
[ Cops groaning ]

366
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,930
Grab more parts.

367
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,473
Everyone's alive.

368
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,891
I'm a head of my word, Morty.

369
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,726
Check this out.
[ Beeping ]

370
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,728
[ Cellphone rings ]

371
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,938
Hello?

372
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,065
A mistake?! Wow!

373
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,567
Talk about
a departmental scandal.

374
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,027
False alarm, guys.

375
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,113
I guess
it's a different kid and head.

376
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,198
Oh, man!
Cop: How embarrassing.

377
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,908
Just killed our GTA rating.

378
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,660
How about that, Morty?
No outstanding warrants.

379
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,495
You like that?
I do like that.

380
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,872
Yeah, j-just bought us tickets
to the spaceport, too.

381
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,207
First class.

382
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,834
Money's made up, Morty.
It's not real!

383
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,086
I can pay for whatever
our family needs!

384
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755
Everyone said "Tenet" was bad.

385
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,090
It's amazing!

386
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,551
W-Wipe my tears, Morty.

387
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,095
I haven't watched a full movie
in decades.

388
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,847
Not having to pee is incredible.

389
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,598
Anything to drink
before we land?

390
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,309
None for me, thanks.

391
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,643
Wow!

392
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,439
Well, if there needs to be
a creepy alcoholic?

393
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,065
Down, Morty.

394
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,153
Looks like their flight's
on time.

395
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,279
What's this?

396
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,740
"Hello, Summer.
This is Rick's body."

397
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,408
Well, obviously.

398
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,784
Sorry, sorry.

399
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,328
"I overthink.

400
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,496
My head gets in the way
of telling you I love you,

401
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,583
but I'm all heart right now,
so you're amazing.

402
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,126
Take a gap year in Europe.

403
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,712
Believe in yourself.
Your parents are stupid."

404
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,255
[ Sniffles ]

405
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,631
Dumb body.

406
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,633
[ Uplifting music plays ]

407
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,469
♪♪

408
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,720
There they are.

409
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,555
Well, bye, Rick's head.

410
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,058
It was fun getting to carry you
around like this.

411
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,143
It was nice putting
our heads together, Morty.

412
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,687
A-plus team up.
[ Laughs ]

413
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:24,322
♪♪

414
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,158
You piece of shit!

415
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,618
I'm never going back!

416
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,619
You can't make me!

417
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,953
Aah!

418
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,996
[ Jets whoosh ]

419
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,873
[ All scream ]

420
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,461
[ Man screams ]
I guess...

421
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,005
I guess each one is so happy
on their own, they --

422
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,508
Want to kill the other
so they never go back.

423
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,842
Yeah.

424
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,010
You guys had a great day, too,
huh?

425
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,013
The best.
Shit.

426
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,183
What the hell, Summer?!

427
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,434
You spent a couple hours
with Rick's body

428
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,019
and now it wants to kill
his brain?

429
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,354
Rick's head
treats his body like shit.

430
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,189
I can't believe
you gave it weapons.

431
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,483
Obviously, Rick's brain
wouldn't want to die.
Me?!

432
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,194
Y-You let his body get
a little robot head thing!

433
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,904
You got played as bad
as I did!

434
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,406
Rick's Head: Morty --
Shh!

435
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,698
Morty, stop calling.
Everything's fine.

436
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,033
Just where are you?

437
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,535
Are you still trying
to kill each other?

438
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,869
It's all good, Morty.

439
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,371
Seriously, I'll meet you back
at home.

440
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,039
Just gonna get a new body
real quick.

441
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,541
Oh?
Yeah, me and my old body --

442
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,376
You know,
we don't need to beef.

443
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,129
We just go our separate ways,
baby. New lives!

444
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,713
Grandpa Rick,
you're not yourself.

445
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,966
Is that Summer?!
She's a fucking body loyalist.

446
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,509
Take me off speaker.
You know what?

447
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,052
Rick, wait!
We're pretty boned.

448
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,429
You wanna tell mom
we lost Grandpa?

449
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,222
Maybe
they'll eventually realize

450
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,723
they both need each other?

451
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:36,394
[ Groans ] I hear Rick
mocking me as I say it.

452
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,647
He'll be so pissed
if this is how he dies.

453
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,566
[ Dramatic music plays ]

454
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,443
♪♪

455
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,735
Rachel?

456
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,696
[ Sighs ] Hello?
Shop's closed.

457
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,989
Ugh! Rick?!

458
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,907
Rachel!
I've just got this cool task

459
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,908
I thought we might jam on.

460
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,285
I-I need a special body.

461
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,328
No lust, no alcoholism.

462
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,746
Just 100%...

463
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,039
Oh. Uh --

464
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,165
Wait. What?!

465
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,876
So there was something here?!

466
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,003
I thought if I made a move,
I'd destroy the friendship.

467
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,921
Yeah, well,
keep thinking, buddy.

468
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,214
We could have had 10 years

469
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,591
of canonical
will-they/won't-they!

470
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,926
Yeah. To be clear,
it does ruin everything.

471
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,262
I had an orgasm.
It was incredible.

472
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,222
It was?!
And now it's over.

473
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,100
Honestly, I kind of need
both of you to leave.

474
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,436
You disgusting, giant-schlonged
friendship ruiner!

475
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,230
[ Grunts ]
Hey! Don't bust up my place!

476
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,900
Come on!
[ Grunts ]

477
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,651
Hi, Morty.
I'm calling because --

478
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,111
Yeah, they were here.

479
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,696
Yeah, both of them.
Gone now.

480
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:32,283
Semi-related to that,
I need you to delete my number.

481
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,368
Rick's Head: You horny idiot!

482
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,454
You always fuck
everything up

483
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,873
drinking,
sullying relationships,

484
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,625
eating late-night desserts!

485
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,419
But now I'm gonna be free
of you forever.

486
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,297
Uh -- Okay.

487
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,757
I-I assume
you're pantomiming

488
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,842
that you're gonna be free
of me forever.

489
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,135
What a retort. How clever.

490
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,720
[ Dramatic music plays ]

491
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,888
[ Grunting ]

492
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,181
Aah! [ Grunts ]

493
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,141
[ Blade shings ]

494
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:58,851
[ Slow-motion scream ]

495
00:16:58,935 --> 00:16:59,852
Aah!

496
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,479
[ Blade clanging ]

497
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,147
♪♪

498
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,982
[ Slurring ] You little bitch!

499
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,484
[ Screaming ]
[ Warbling ]

500
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,032
Huh. That would have really
laid you out if you had ears.

501
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,493
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
[ Blows air ]

502
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,204
♪♪

503
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,665
Ha ha! Yeah!

504
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,999
Mind over matter!

505
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,795
♪♪

506
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,422
Aah! Fuck you!

507
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,468
[ Laughing maniacally ]

508
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,179
Morty: Head, stop!
Body, no!

509
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,140
♪♪

510
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,600
Maybe we need to get closer?

511
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,561
I'm so proud
of that dumb body.

512
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,521
Just this morning,
I used it as a scooter.

513
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,355
[ Both scream ]

514
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,232
[ Metal creaking ]

515
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,401
[ Laughing maniacally ]

516
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:56,033
♪♪

517
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,785
You're mine now, bitch!

518
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,121
Not mine literally.
I'm gonna kill you.

519
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,122
I don't want you back.

520
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:05,126
♪♪

521
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,419
Oh, shit.

522
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:11,549
♪♪

523
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:16,596
♪♪

524
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,389
[ Metal creaking ]

525
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,641
Damn it! Wait!

526
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,268
Aah!

527
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,062
[ Groaning ]

528
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,189
Oh! Oh, shit.

529
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,899
Listen! I'm sorry, okay?!

530
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,026
I-I'll be good, I promise!

531
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,235
No more benders,

532
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,445
uh, no more all you can eat.

533
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,071
Uh, no more weird, little

534
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,448
stick n poke tattoos
I give myself when I'm drunk.

535
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,241
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

536
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,534
Head!
Body, no!

537
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,244
He's -- He's our grandpa!

538
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,829
Y-You are, too!

539
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,040
You guys are both victims
because you're both selfish.

540
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,416
Think of each other.

541
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,459
[ Groans ]

542
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,835
Okay,
hang on, hang on, hang on!

543
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:48,919
One more thing, one more thing!

544
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,004
How about this?

545
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,298
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

546
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,509
What -- What do you think
they're saying?

547
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,928
I don't know.
Why is it whispering?

548
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,766
Must be a compelling argument.

549
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,521
[ Metal creaks ]
Oh, God.

550
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,815
[ Electricity crackling ]

551
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,360
Should we check in?

552
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,278
I'm just glad
they're hashing it out.

553
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,782
Rick?!
You're back!

554
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,283
Oh. [ Laughs ] Hey, kids.

555
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,660
Uh, yeah, I, uh...

556
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,370
Uh, we, uh...

557
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,288
agreed to become one Rick again.

558
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,956
How about that?
Abrupt.

559
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,084
Anyways, can't thank you
both enough for today.

560
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,669
Really appreciate
you two helping out.
Let's get to the car.

561
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,045
Did you just suck
your own dick in there?

562
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,296
Whoa!
No, I didn't!

563
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,714
W-Why would you guess that?

564
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,466
Why would you do that?!
I didn't!

565
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,009
Oh, my God! You totally did!

566
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,469
Damn, body. Get it.

567
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,471
T-That is not what I was doing,
and I was --

568
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,390
I will not explain
what it actually was.

569
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,433
Uh-huh.
Sure thing, ho.

570
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,477
Can we leave the collapsing
refinery destroyed?

571
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,728
[ Metal creaking ]

572
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,898
Hi, Mom?
Yeah. We found him.

573
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,443
Oh!

574
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,986
What a Tuesday, huh?

575
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,488
I just hope you learn
to treat yourself better.

576
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,032
Me too.
"Me too"?

577
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,410
You control whether
you learn something or not.

578
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,203
No, no. I do.
And I did.

579
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,579
And I know this sounds like

580
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,415
classic morning-after,
dumping-coke talk,

581
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,291
but I think I've turned
a new leaf here.

582
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,751
My mind and body
are out of sync.

583
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,420
Each blames the other
for my bullshit.

584
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,715
So I'll do something healthy
for all of us.

585
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,591
No, you won't.
No, you won't.

586
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,010
[ Screaming ]

587
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,679
Rise and shine, motherfucker!

588
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,390
It's time to train!

589
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,183
Summer, too!
Summer's training, too!

590
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,351
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs maniacally ]

591
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,853
Rick, get out of my room!

592
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,938
[ Both groan ]
That experience changed me, man.

593
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,065
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I didn't see
what I was doing to myself.

594
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,027
[ Groaning ]
Did you think
he'd commit this much?

595
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,072
No!
Why are we even doing this?!

596
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,991
[ Crowd cheering ]

597
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,868
[ Fanfare plays ]

598
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,369
Summer: Come on,
you son of a bitch! Swim!
Morty: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

599
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,455
Go, go, go, go!
Swimmer: Come on, come on!

600
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,707
Yeah!
Both: Yes!

601
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,916
Whoo!

602
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,209
Rick: Yeah!

603
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,711
[ Laughs ]

604
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,005
How about that, huh?
Medaling at the Olympics.

605
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,673
I'm so tired.
Ah!

606
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:58,674
No more. Please.

607
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,509
See?
You just needed to learn

608
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,970
how unsatisfying it is to work
really hard for something.

609
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,597
Is that the takeaway?

610
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,516
I feel bad. I can't remember
this guy's name.

611
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,226
What do you guys
want to do now?

612
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,312
♪♪

613
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,689
[ All chomping loudly ]

614
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,566
Oh!
I knew you'd come around.

615
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,193
It's nice to be off that diet.

616
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,236
Time to ride Vishnu's titty!

617
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,032
I guess you're only supposed
to bite your metal if it's gold.

618
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,617
The bronze hurt my teeth.

619
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,827
[ Theme music plays ]

620
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:36,086
♪♪

621
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:45,387
♪♪

622
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:54,647
♪♪

623
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,440
You got all that?
You got it, chief.

624
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,691
See you, pal.

625
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,861
Oh, one more thing.
The downstairs fridge --

626
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,239
Tell Summer to do something
about that stank.

627
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,282
Uh, Rick --
It's mold or something.

628
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,617
I'm not --
I'm not looking into it.

629
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,035
Oh! Aah!

630
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,370
Eh?!

631
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,247
Jesus! Asshole!

632
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,333
[ Whimsical music plays ]

633
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,627
Eh?!
You fucking scared me!

634
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,003
You hear that music, Morty?

635
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,797
Warner wouldn't let us use
the real music.

636
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,926
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!

637
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,804
Man: Did you get any of that?