1 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,049 -What? -Nothing. 2 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,176 Just waiting for you to finish. 3 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,886 The fuck you talking about? 4 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,597 It's all-you-can-eat here! Dig in! 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,849 You said we were going somewhere awesome! 6 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:16,934 We did. 7 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,686 Here. And we're still here. 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,397 Can't you guys see this for what it is? 9 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:25,817 Bottomless pitchers of alien beer in a garden, 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,528 a beer garden! 11 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,321 No genocide within hearing distance. 12 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:32,698 I mean, this is, to quote a movie I will never watch, 13 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,701 "As good as it gets." 14 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,829 -It is? -That's... sad. 15 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,126 Oh my God. Whatever you have to say is not this time-sensitive. 16 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,713 I can't believe you're making me pause to talk this much. 17 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,967 You guys, this is where sentience peaks. 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,553 This is not being chased and not chasing. 19 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,806 This is what spiritual types call... 20 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,184 I don't know, Vishnu's titty. 21 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,769 Latch on and gobble up. 22 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,272 -Was that ad targeting Morty? -It didn't land over here. 23 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,946 We're happy you're happy, I guess. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,030 So much... 25 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,700 So much yeast. 26 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,744 Yeah. Everything you ate is designed to expand. 27 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,997 Good point, Sum-Sum. 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,583 Let's get Grandpa a new tum-tum. 29 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,792 Not quite what I was pitching. 30 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,669 Did we... We drove here, right? 31 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,212 Yeah. Rick gave you his keys. 32 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,424 New stomach, stomach that is new 33 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,759 No, Grandpa, we're not portaling. Keys! 34 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,804 -I'm looking! I'm looking! -Grandpa, slow down. 35 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,432 Why do we even bother driving anywhere? 36 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,310 -Hurry up, Morty. -No, Rick, get back over here! 37 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,061 -Or what? -What? 38 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,732 Or what? What are you gonna do if I don't do what you say? 39 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,275 Travel Hitler! 40 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,319 I'm the smartest living thing 41 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,696 in the carbon-based unisphere. 42 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,574 What's gonna happen to me if I refuse to-- 43 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,324 So this place sells any body part? 44 00:02:37,406 --> 00:02:38,825 I'd love to have thinner ankles. 45 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:41,870 Oh, G-- 46 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,252 Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! 47 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,088 Of all the stupid... 48 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,256 Dicks. 49 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,633 Tampering detected. 50 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,010 Dramatic. I barely touched you. 51 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,096 -Initiating self-destruct. -What?! 52 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,098 -This body has... -Seven. 53 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,516 ...nuclear devices. 54 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,310 -Please retreat to range of... -Fourteen miles. 55 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,437 Bitch, they can't make me run one mile. 56 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,234 Fuck! 57 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,530 This is not my fault! 58 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,115 How do I disable self-destruct? 59 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,533 She needs help with self-destruct. 60 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,701 Hey! No tampering! 61 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:21,785 Tell me what to do! 62 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,831 Flip me over, back panel, password: Mortysuxx with two Xs. 63 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,586 -Tear ducts on. -No. Ow! 64 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,255 Time zone: Mountain Time. 65 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,506 -No! -Self-destruct... 66 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,216 -Oh my God. -...paused. 67 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,718 Phew. 68 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:38,802 Don't relax yet. 69 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,637 You're in the wrong place to be toting that thing around. 70 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,555 Duh. It looks like I murdered a guy. 71 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,058 Oh, that's fine. They see a lot of murder, actually. 72 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,727 The cops have really given up down there. 73 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,770 -What?! -Hey, you turned off self-destruct, 74 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,772 -not me. -Give Morty the phone! 75 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:51,898 -Morty! -Hey! 76 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,151 -Morty, no! -How is Rick's head even alive? 77 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,278 He's got little inflatable neck bags. 78 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,654 What do we do here, sis? 79 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,531 I checked. I don't have the keys. 80 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,033 No, that's my bad. They were in his lab coat. 81 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,035 -Goddamn it! -Portal gun's fried too. 82 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,746 We might actually be fucked here. 83 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,206 She's on the same planet. We're fine. 84 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,875 Grandpa, be helpful. 85 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,793 I am. Get to my guy Seb's and sit tight. 86 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,379 I'll have Morty drop a pin. Morty, hang up so you can drop a pin. 87 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,673 Hoo! I am back! 88 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,177 Wow! Beheading really sobers you up. 89 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,556 Maybe lost a little too much air on that "hoo" just now. 90 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,558 Pick me up. We gotta fix this ticking clock. 91 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,897 This is gonna gargle total balls. 92 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,566 Let's see what other settings you have. 93 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,539 Whoa! Check out that body. 94 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,749 Girl ain't bad either. 95 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,168 Don't be gross. Come on. Let's kill her and steal it. 96 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,462 Need help with this unit, miss? 97 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,588 Back off! 98 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,840 -Hey! -Oh, was this yours? 99 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,759 Get away from my grandpa! 100 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,136 Give us that body! 101 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,232 -Sunblock? -This body's a gold mine! 102 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,861 Whoa! What a great demo of its capabilities! 103 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,446 Oh, goddamn it. 104 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:24,074 Transport setting, transport setting, transport setting. 105 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,242 Yes! 106 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,373 Why are we at a hospital? 107 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,875 Wait. We better not be here to raid the medicine cabinet. 108 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,293 With me and what liver, Morty? 109 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,670 Hey! No, no! 110 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,171 I decide when I have spittle! 111 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,883 Ah, this is the one they mentioned. 112 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,385 Is healthcare always this slow? 113 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,846 I could fix healthcare. I'm thinking of fixes right now. 114 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,890 Little boy, do you understand those papers you signed? 115 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,558 You really consent to this? 116 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,227 Why? What's wrong? 117 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,479 You signed up for a head-ectomy. 118 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,064 Is that bad? 119 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,485 You were gonna become my head! 120 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,778 Not anymore! 121 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,280 The police have been notified, son. 122 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,407 Well, hang on! I don't want the surgery, 123 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,450 -but I also don't want-- -Stay right here. 124 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,995 Thanks for nothing, Morty! Now we're in trouble. 125 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,539 Are you insane? We just need to get to Summer! 126 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,416 Look at that nosy, interloping shit. 127 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,418 I bet he called weird hospital security. 128 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,503 Oh fuck, he called weird hospital security! 129 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,213 Morty, out the window! Morty, out the window now! 130 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,217 -The window, Morty! The window! -Stop them! 131 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,428 -Taxi! -Hey! 132 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,096 -Morty! Ow! -Drive! 133 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,641 You're the worst grandpa ever! 134 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,144 I'm not your grandpa, Morty. I'm your grandpa's head. 135 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,228 What's the difference? 136 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,438 I didn't know there was one. 137 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,398 But it's only been an hour and let me tell you, 138 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,025 it is crazy having no dick. 139 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,943 -Gross! -The opposite of gross. 140 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,028 Total clarity. 141 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,323 My bags are sagging. We did not fix that clock at all. 142 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,909 You got to upgrade me soon, Morty. Otherwise, I'll just die. 143 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,994 Then you and Summer will be extra fucked. 144 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,247 Breaking news. A severed head has kidnapped a small child. 145 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,249 Authorities are on high alert. 146 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:59,169 And to be clear, there is a reward. 147 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,004 A fat reward. 148 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,806 We didn't have money anyway. Where to? 149 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,934 I don't know! I can't see shit from down here! 150 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,853 Oh, God! No brakes, no brakes, no brakes! 151 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,988 Are you Seb? My Grandpa Rick sent me. 152 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,531 He said we could lay low here. 153 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,991 He got his head chopped off. 154 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,618 His head's still alive, I guess. 155 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,161 I don't know why I'm telling you all this. 156 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,121 It's cool. We're best friends. 157 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,790 Oh. You're not the stomach guy? 158 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,167 Rick comes to me for lots of stuff. 159 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,212 But yes, it's usually stomach-forward. 160 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,464 Sorry, I didn't mean it however you're taking it. 161 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,466 Does Rick hang with other mechanics? 162 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,426 I don't know. This neighborhood is terrifying. 163 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,637 Do you have anything to make this thing less useless? 164 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,306 Not sure the "stomach guy"-- 165 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,683 Bro, your skin's metal. It can't be that thin. 166 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,314 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 167 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,399 Body, no! 168 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,192 Easy, fella. 169 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,152 -Easy. -It's okay. 170 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,696 It's okay. 171 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:10,073 You can't see or hear me right now, can you? 172 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,492 Do you have anything that can, you know... 173 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,285 Oh! 174 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:23,503 Sonar, infrared, everything you simians need. 175 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,963 How you feel, pal? 176 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,056 Alright. I'm chilling at Seb's. What's your status? 177 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,058 -Occupied! -I need an air filter and weapons 178 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,143 or Morty will have killed me. 179 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,229 Okay, does this work, like an electronics store? 180 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,106 -Yes! Fine! Go! -Hurry, please. 181 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,358 This neighborhood smells like gasoline, which I liked at first, 182 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,526 but now feel sick from. 183 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,069 Rick, we still don't have money! 184 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,572 Time to be a problem solver, Morty. Got to use your head! 185 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,118 -This is a stickup! -There you go, Morty! 186 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,662 -I'm proud of you. -Give us a bunch of... 187 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,080 a bunch of loose technology! 188 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,458 -Who are you? -Shit. It's that boy and the head! 189 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,709 -From the news! -What? 190 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,753 You got to live more in the world, Randall! 191 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:05,837 Threaten them! 192 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,380 I have lasers in my eyes! 193 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,799 Give me computer chips! 194 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,014 Oh, sorry, just checking. 195 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,227 Seb, we still laying low? 196 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,606 -Shit. -Seb says he's got a hot new bod. 197 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,441 And I don't mean from working out. 198 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,526 Did you literally just sell us out in the time 199 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,195 between leaving this room and coming back? 200 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,447 You know how much this thing is worth? 201 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,825 This is Rick Sanchez's body! 202 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,161 -Boo. -Also, yeah, my feelings are hurt. 203 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,704 You think you know a guy. 204 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,289 He does hang out with other mechanics! 205 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,374 There's a hot, smart one named Rachel he likes. 206 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,127 Get them! 207 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,881 If Morty's had an easy day today, I swear to fucking God. 208 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,803 Whoa, Body! 209 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,305 I guess you do keep the score! 210 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,520 Smooth. That will work. 211 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,191 Reavers! 212 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,487 Did we just get on a train that took us back to where we started? 213 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,739 I guess it'd make sense if you have no sense of direction. 214 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,366 Get them! 215 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,264 Body! 216 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,234 You can't run. 217 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,153 My men will never give up. 218 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,906 If one falls, more will rise in their place! 219 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,701 Get them! 220 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,789 I mean, they kind of kicked our ass when we had a bunch more guys. 221 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,791 You know what? You're a bad leader. 222 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,169 -You can have him. -We are quiet-quitting! 223 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,671 Guys! That's just normal quitting! 224 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,216 Welp, I've come this far. 225 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,263 Wait! 226 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,061 Huh? 227 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,397 Wow. 228 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,067 I don't know what to say. 229 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,864 Whoa. Very different from Rick's usual MO. 230 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,408 Does hugging people really disarm them like that? 231 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,369 Whoa! 232 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,662 Move, move, move, move! 233 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,544 -Hello? -Seb sold us out. 234 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,962 We need a new rendezvous point. 235 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,340 Yeah, that's why I only use him for stomachs. 236 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,591 Why do you sound strange? 237 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,426 Rick ate the phone. It's inside him now. 238 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,304 Just meet us at the spaceport, if we survive this. 239 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,640 Morty and I are very vulnerable to bullets right now. 240 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,725 Hold on. The cops are on line two. 241 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,268 Hello. We've run the numbers. 242 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,728 Your hostages are expendable. 243 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,980 -Oh God! -Eat me, pig! 244 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,483 I'm upgraded enough, Morty. Aim me! 245 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,194 No! No killing people! I'm drawing a line! 246 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,904 -Fine. -You mean it? 247 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,740 You won't cackle with battle rage and explode the city? 248 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,116 I'm all brain right now, Morty. 249 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,660 You can't get battle lust as a brain. 250 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,453 Oh! Okay. 251 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,666 God! 252 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,126 Oh no! 253 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,503 -My knees! -This is great. 254 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,172 Our adventures can get so much less violent. 255 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,216 The show can be cerebral, Morty. 256 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,550 I don't hate that. 257 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,264 Grab more parts. 258 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,556 Everyone's alive. 259 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,350 I'm a head of my word, Morty. 260 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,559 Check this out. 261 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,397 Hello? 262 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,524 A mistake?! Wow! 263 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,901 Talk about a departmental scandal. 264 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,361 False alarm, guys. 265 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,530 I guess it's a different kid and head. 266 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,657 -Oh, man! -How embarrassing. 267 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,201 Just killed our GTA rating. How about that, Morty? 268 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,703 No outstanding warrants. You like that? 269 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,037 I do like that. 270 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,498 Yeah, just bought us tickets to the spaceport too. 271 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,167 First class. Money's made up, Morty. It's not real! 272 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,461 I can pay for whatever our family needs! 273 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,214 Everyone said Tenet was bad. 274 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,549 It's amazing! 275 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,551 Wipe my tears, Morty. 276 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,554 I haven't watched a full movie in decades. 277 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,222 Not having to pee is incredible. 278 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,932 Anything to drink before we land? 279 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,183 None for me, thanks. 280 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,727 Wow! 281 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,897 Well, if there needs to be a creepy alcoholic? 282 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,024 Down, Morty. 283 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,777 Looks like their flight's on time. 284 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,612 What's this? 285 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,073 "Hello, Summer. This is Rick's body." 286 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,742 Well, obviously. 287 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,076 Sorry, sorry. 288 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,453 "I overthink. 289 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,164 My head gets in the way of telling you I love you, 290 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,042 but I'm all heart right now, so you're amazing. 291 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,501 Take a gap year in Europe. 292 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,962 Believe in yourself. Your parents are stupid." 293 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,798 Dumb body. 294 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,137 There they are. 295 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,972 Well, bye, Rick's head. 296 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,475 It was fun getting to carry you around like this. 297 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,602 It was nice putting our heads together, Morty. 298 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,895 A-plus team up. 299 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,533 You piece of shit! 300 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,743 I'm never going back! 301 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,827 You can't make me! 302 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,836 I guess... 303 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,339 I guess each one is so happy on their own, they-- 304 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,759 Want to kill the other so they never go back. Yeah. 305 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,719 You guys had a great day too, huh? 306 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,263 -The best. -Shit. 307 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,849 What the hell, Summer?! 308 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,476 You spent a couple hours with Rick's body 309 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,936 and now it wants to kill his brain? 310 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,604 Rick's head treats his body like shit. 311 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,189 I can't believe you gave it weapons. 312 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,400 Obviously, Rick's brain wouldn't want to die. 313 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,486 Me?! You let his body get a little robot head thing! 314 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,154 You got played as bad as I did! 315 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,364 -Morty. -Shh! 316 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,949 Morty, stop calling. Everything's fine. 317 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,701 Just where are you? Are you still trying to kill each other? 318 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,496 It's all good, Morty. Seriously, I'll meet you back at home. 319 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,373 Just gonna get a new body real quick. 320 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,083 -Oh? -Yeah, me and my old body, 321 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,709 you know, we don't need to beef. 322 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,379 We just go our separate ways, baby. New lives! 323 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,631 -Grandpa Rick, you're not yourself. -Is that Summer?! 324 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,133 She's a fucking body loyalist. 325 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,884 Take me off speaker. You know what? 326 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,344 -Rick, wait! -We're pretty boned. 327 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,012 You wanna tell Mom we lost Grandpa? 328 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,974 Maybe they'll eventually realize they both need each other? 329 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,893 I hear Rick mocking me as I say it. 330 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,856 He'll be so pissed if this is how he dies. 331 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,069 Rachel? 332 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,029 Hello? Shop's closed. 333 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,156 Rick? 334 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,159 Rachel! I've just got this cool task I thought we might jam on. 335 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,618 I need a special body. 336 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,538 No lust, no alcoholism. Just 100%... 337 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,331 Oh. 338 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,750 Wait. What?! So there was something here?! 339 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,253 I thought if I made a move, I'd destroy the friendship. 340 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,213 Yeah, well, keep thinking, buddy. 341 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,966 We could have had ten years of canonical will-they/won't-they! 342 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,177 Yeah. To be clear, it does ruin everything. 343 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,596 I had an orgasm. It was incredible. 344 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,598 -It was?! -And now it's over. 345 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,434 Honestly, I kind of need both of you to leave. 346 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,853 You disgusting, giant-schlonged friendship ruiner! 347 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,189 Hey! Don't bust up my place! 348 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,441 Oh, come on! 349 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,361 Hi, Morty. I'm calling because-- Yeah, they were here. 350 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,030 Yeah, both of them. Gone now. 351 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,617 Semi-related to that, I need you to delete my number. 352 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,827 You horny idiot! 353 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,871 You always fuck everything up! 354 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,332 Drinking, sullying relationships, 355 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,083 eating late-night desserts! 356 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,419 But now I'm gonna be free of you forever. 357 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,132 Okay. I assume you're pantomiming 358 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,051 that you're gonna be free of me forever. 359 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,427 What a retort. How clever. 360 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,191 You little bitch! 361 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,200 Huh. That would have really laid you out if you had ears. 362 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,035 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 363 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,250 Yes! Mind over matter! 364 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,340 Fuck you! 365 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,471 -Head, stop! -Body, no! 366 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,934 Maybe we need to get closer? 367 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,936 I'm so proud of that dumb body. 368 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,771 Just this morning, I used it as a scooter. 369 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,244 You're mine now, bitch! 370 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,453 Not mine literally. 371 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,414 I'm gonna kill you. I don't want you back. 372 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,128 Oh, shit. 373 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,808 Damn it! Wait! 374 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,773 Oh! Oh, shit. 375 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,108 Listen, I'm sorry, okay?! 376 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,276 I'll be good, I promise! 377 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,820 No more benders, no more all-you-can-eat. 378 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,781 No more weird, little stick-n-poke tattoos I give myself when I'm drunk. 379 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,491 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 380 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,909 -Rick! -Body, no! 381 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,746 He's our grandpa! You are too! 382 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,457 You guys are both victims because you're both selfish. 383 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,541 Think of each other. 384 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,170 Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on! One more thing, one more thing! 385 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,254 How about this? 386 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,843 What do you think they're saying? 387 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,012 I don't know. Why is it whispering? 388 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,849 Must be a compelling argument. 389 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:07,897 Oh God. 390 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,610 Should we check in? 391 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,320 I'm just glad they're hashing it out. 392 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,990 -Rick? -You're back! 393 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,575 Oh. Hey, kids. 394 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,826 Yeah, I... 395 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,870 We... 396 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,705 agreed to become one Rick again. 397 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,415 -How about that? -Abrupt. 398 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,167 Anyways, can't thank you both enough for today. 399 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,877 Really appreciate you two helping out. Let's get to the car. 400 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,253 Did you just suck your own dick in there? 401 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,630 -Whoa! -No, I didn't! 402 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,090 Why would you guess that? 403 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,633 -Why would you do that?! -I didn't! 404 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,218 Oh my God! You totally did! 405 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,761 Damn, body. Get it. 406 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,763 That is not what I was doing, and I was-- 407 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,682 I will not explain what it actually was. 408 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,767 -Uh-huh. -Sure thing, ho. 409 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,269 Can we leave the collapsing refinery destroyed? 410 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,981 Hi, Mom? Yeah. We found him. 411 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,195 Oh! What a Tuesday, huh? 412 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,030 I just hope you learn to treat yourself better. 413 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,533 -Me too. -"Me too"? 414 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,702 You control whether you learn something or not. 415 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,620 No, no. I do. And I did. 416 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,665 And I know this sounds like classic morning-after, dumping-coke talk, 417 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,625 but I think I've turned a new leaf here. 418 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,085 My mind and body are out of sync. 419 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,920 Each blames the other for my bullshit. 420 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,840 So I'll do something healthy for all of us. 421 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,675 -No, you won't. -No, you won't. 422 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,054 Rise and shine, motherfucker! 423 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,724 It's time to train! 424 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,309 Summer too! Summer's training too! 425 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,228 Rick, get out of my room! 426 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,772 -That experience changed me, man. -Oh, Jesus Christ. 427 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,774 I didn't see what I was doing to myself. 428 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,403 Did you think he'd commit this much? 429 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,322 No! Why are we even doing this?! 430 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,036 Come on, you son of a bitch! Swim! 431 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,788 -Go, go, go, go! -Come on, come on! 432 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,040 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yes! Whoo! 433 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,125 Whoo! 434 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,460 Yeah! 435 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,213 How about that, huh? Medaling at the Olympics. 436 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,008 -I'm so tired. -No more. Please. 437 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,886 See? You just needed to learn how unsatisfying it is 438 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,304 to work really hard for something. 439 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,222 Is that the takeaway? 440 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,058 I feel bad. I can't remember this guy's name. 441 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,769 What do you guys want to do now? 442 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,900 I knew you'd come around. 443 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,401 It's nice to be off that diet. 444 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,862 Time to ride Vishnu's titty! 445 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,199 I guess you're only supposed to bite your medal if it's gold. 446 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,992 The bronze hurt my teeth. 447 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,690 -You got all that? -You got it, chief. 448 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,775 See you, pal. 449 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,362 Oh, one more thing. The downstairs fridge, 450 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,531 tell Summer to do something about that stank. 451 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,491 -Rick. -It's mold or something. 452 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,826 I'm not looking into it. 453 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,497 Jesus! Asshole! 454 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,002 -Eh?! -You fucking scared me! 455 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,337 You hear that music, Morty? 456 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,172 Warner wouldn't let us use the real music. 457 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,968 That's all, folks! 458 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,971 Did you get any of that?