1 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:05,463 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 2 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,716 This has been fun. 3 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,301 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,262 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,805 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:14,931 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,766 Um, my family hosts 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,060 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,271 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,023 Ugh. I know, I know, 11 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,524 you can't get close 12 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,859 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago. 13 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,819 I know. This isn't that. 14 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,195 It's a barbecue with my parents. 15 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,905 You don't want to get any closer than this. 16 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:33,783 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored. 17 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,410 [ Sighs ] It's a plus one. 18 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,370 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,372 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:42,625 The Omega device -- the, uh, thing evil me used 21 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,462 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,630 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,966 Wait, why am I talking about this? 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,426 Are we having sex again? 25 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,802 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 26 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,554 Oh, the sex clothes. Alright! 27 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:57,682 Welcome back to "Cake or Fake: Celebrity Edition." 28 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,350 Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby? 29 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,270 I brought my own. 30 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,230 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 31 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,648 Hop off the sack, SB. 32 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,192 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 33 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,818 before you were maybe even cloned. 34 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,111 Oh, relax. 35 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,488 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 36 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,573 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 37 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,116 Okay, first off, you missed it. 38 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,451 It was a real baby, not a cake. 39 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,203 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 40 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,497 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 41 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,999 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long 42 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,542 as I can remember. 43 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,211 Excuse me? 44 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,338 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 45 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,215 And that time he invented PB and J. 46 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,841 Rick's great. 47 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,343 What? 48 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,012 What?! You guys don't remember this? 49 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,848 Ohh... I think I know what's going on. 50 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,811 [ Chuckles nervously ] I don't like everyone watching me. 51 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,312 Ah, I knew it. 52 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:47,524 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 53 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:51,903 [ Electricity crackling ] 54 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,363 Unh! 55 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,031 Push, sweetie, you can do this. [ Screams ] 56 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,283 He's so supportive. 57 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,035 How did we get this version of you? 58 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,538 He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 59 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,790 He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine. 60 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,708 Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 61 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,460 when we shuffled our brains last season. 62 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,379 BirdPerson remembers you as hot. 63 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,381 I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 64 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,299 by invading all this family nostalgia. 65 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,552 Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 66 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,719 Cancer?! 67 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,555 He is a clever little bastard, though. 68 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,015 Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 69 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,100 Anyways... [ Beeping ] 70 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,144 The miracle of life, man. 71 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,436 You guys are gonna crush this. 72 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,106 Ohh, shit! Ohh! 73 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,524 Even if I'm not around to help! 74 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,568 Jerry, take the wheel! Aah! 75 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,529 I love spending time with you guys! 76 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:39,242 Aaaaaaah! 77 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,910 [ Coughs ] 78 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,371 [ Groaning ] 79 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,124 Rick: Relax, little guy. Chill out. 80 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,750 You piece of shit. You marooned me! 81 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,295 You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 82 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,754 He likes me now. It's awful. 83 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,883 Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family! 84 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,467 Seriously. Calm down. 85 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,428 I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb, 86 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:01,222 high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 87 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,266 Enjoy eternity. This place sucks! 88 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,642 Put me back. 89 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,354 So you didn't invent PB and J. 90 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,190 He's just a memory, Jerry. 91 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,400 Ohhhh. 92 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,194 Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 93 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,112 What? What got reset? 94 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,114 Pretty amazing that you can just suck 95 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,991 out an intrusive memory like that. 96 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,327 I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 97 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,828 especially Peter Casey. 98 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,290 That guy was way too into lizards. 99 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,712 Fuck you, old man! What? 100 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,964 Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?! 101 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,217 You ain't got the juice! 102 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,815 [ Whirs ] 103 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,734 [ Grunts ] 104 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,570 [ Sighs ] 105 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,241 He does seem kind of lonely. 106 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,659 Dad fucks all the time. 107 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,118 He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 108 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,703 Less talking about Dad fucking. 109 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,829 Sorry. 110 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,128 [ Clattering ] 111 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,256 [ Sizzling ] 112 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,185 [ Whirring ] 113 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,520 Uhh! 114 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,318 [ Elevator bell dings ] 115 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,703 [ Lightning crashing, thunder rumbling ] 116 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,871 [ Alarm blares ] 117 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,999 [ Door beeps ] 118 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,210 ♪♪ 119 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,253 [ Gunshots ] 120 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:58,381 [ Breathes deeply ] 121 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,091 [ Gunshots ] 122 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:05,388 ♪♪ 123 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:10,852 ♪♪ 124 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,228 [ Sighs ] 125 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,439 [ Beeps ] 126 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,400 Confirm transfer? 127 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,901 [ Alarm buzzes ] 128 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,041 [ Groaning ] 129 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,420 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 130 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,422 You did this to be more emotionally open. 131 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,132 Don't @ me." 132 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:44,927 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch... 133 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,891 [ Yawns ] Dad? 134 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,439 [ Sproing! ] 135 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,068 Oh, shit! 136 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,403 [ Electricity crackling ] 137 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,281 What are you doing? 138 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,117 Aah! 139 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,912 Jerry: Honey, kids, breakfast! 140 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,623 Oh, there you are. 141 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,291 Where else would I be? 142 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,335 [ Doorbell rings ] 143 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,836 Hey, B.A. 144 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,672 You need a coffee? I could do with a tea. 145 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,590 Hi, Beth. 146 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,800 - Hi. - Hey. 147 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,385 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 148 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,636 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 149 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,388 Yeah, she is. Hi, BugAnne. 150 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,639 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 151 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,516 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 152 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,351 but then his pitch was just going to the thing 153 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,894 I invited him to. 154 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,521 Not exactly typical dad behavior. 155 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,064 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 156 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,649 I took the memory of your mom out of my head. 157 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,109 Now I'm more emotionally open. 158 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,653 What?! You took Mom out of your brain? 159 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,823 You took Mom out of your brain? Don't be weird. 160 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,658 It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 161 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,535 I'm trying something new. It's working. 162 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,702 Hop off the sack. 163 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,496 I think it's nice... I think. 164 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,164 Summer: Grandpa, when did you start saying 165 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,999 "hop off the sack"? 166 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,668 [ Grunts ] 167 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,589 Dad? Oh. Hey, kiddo. 168 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,841 Where are you going? 169 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,509 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit. 170 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,885 Don't wait up. 171 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,014 Why -- Why are you leaving? 172 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,183 Work stuff. 173 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,144 [ Engine starts, revs ] 174 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,145 Aah! 175 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,855 Beth! My daughter! 176 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,523 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 177 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,442 I'm back now. 178 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,694 Your hair. It's -- Way cooler, right? 179 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,863 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 180 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,948 Yay! Then we'll save your mother 181 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,826 from a secret underground memory prison. 182 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,035 Y-Yay? 183 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,455 [ Crowd yelling ] 184 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,540 [ Crowd cheering ] 185 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:38,791 [ Both laughing ] 186 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,460 Rick. Thank God that's over. 187 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,253 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 188 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,630 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 189 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,341 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi. 190 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,177 Huge bitch. 191 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,471 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 192 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,763 I guess he was probably staring 193 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,390 for a long time before that, huh? 194 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,018 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 195 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,353 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 196 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,272 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 197 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,733 Mom, Dad, this is Rick. 198 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,611 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 199 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,404 Ah ha. The monkeyman. 200 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,698 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 201 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,492 Such a violent culture. 202 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,744 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 203 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,621 I have. Though BugAnne and I 204 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,414 have only been hooking up for a few months. 205 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,624 Both: What?! 206 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,167 Why did you say that?! 207 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,336 I was opening up! 208 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,087 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 209 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,256 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 210 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,758 You're a genius, 211 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,510 and you looked up nothing about my culture?! 212 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,178 I took my wife out of my head! 213 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,596 I'm going through a lot! 214 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,349 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 215 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,309 or accepts defeat. 216 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,019 If you yield, 217 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,188 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 218 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:46,567 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 219 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,902 [ Gong sounds ] 220 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:48,819 Begin! 221 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,279 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 222 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,782 Aah! Fight me, slut! 223 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,495 Aaah! 224 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:58,788 Your mom will be 225 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,456 in some kind of protected area. 226 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,958 We'll need special access. 227 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,085 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 228 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,378 She should have an access card we can use to -- 229 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,671 [ Safe opens ] 230 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,090 That was faster. Nice. Again. 231 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,092 [ Horn honks ] Diane: Honey, come on! 232 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,635 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 233 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,262 Quick, before you go. 234 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,138 Both: Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 235 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,432 I'm the only one who can save her. 236 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:21,018 This is how we stay a family. 237 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,687 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up 238 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,146 is crafty and paranoid. 239 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,398 He's a real bastard. 240 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,983 Beth: But our family will trust me? 241 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,609 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 242 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,319 I won't act weird. 243 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,988 [ Grunting ] 244 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,156 You know, I'm worried about future mom. 245 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,784 But I love spending this father-daughter time together. 246 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,411 You've always been there for me. 247 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,621 And I always will be, sweetie. 248 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,249 Now, one more time... 249 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,127 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 250 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,838 I'm the only one who can save her. 251 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,717 This is how we stay a family. 252 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,927 This is how we stay a family. 253 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,557 [ Door opens ] 254 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,601 Oh, hey. What's up? 255 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,436 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad 256 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:04,979 dating someone, right? 257 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,856 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 258 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,774 I don't dislike any of it. 259 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,901 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 260 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,820 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 261 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,488 Ohh. Sorry, sweetie. 262 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,365 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about? 263 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,491 Your grandpa. 264 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,035 Oh, speaking of, 265 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,745 are there specific parts of the subbasement 266 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,204 to keep important stuff? 267 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,873 Why? Yeah. 268 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,291 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 269 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,085 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 270 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,338 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 271 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,922 Uh, yeah. 272 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,382 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff 273 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,009 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 274 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,386 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 275 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,180 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 276 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,264 Yeah Sure. 277 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,515 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing 278 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,059 "Cannonball Run," 279 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,518 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 280 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:54,111 ♪♪ 281 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,072 ♪♪ 282 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,448 [ Gasps ] 283 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,159 [ Gunshots ] 284 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:08,125 [ Rumbling ] 285 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,757 [ Hisses ] 286 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:25,559 ♪♪ 287 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:31,357 ♪♪ 288 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,152 [ Moaning ] 289 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,363 [ Laughs ] 290 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,115 [ Both moaning ] 291 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:44,620 ♪♪ 292 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,498 I...remember you. 293 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,542 I remember you. 294 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,793 Let's go. 295 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,211 Hell yeah. 296 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,130 I like your new car. 297 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,589 Aah! 298 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,842 [ Door opens ] 299 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,510 What are you doing down here? 300 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,470 Nothing. I knew it didn't take this long 301 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,180 to go to the bathroom. 302 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,640 And what did you mean when you said, 303 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,725 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? 304 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,268 Weird sentence. 305 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,728 Just something Dad said in our teens. 306 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,312 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 307 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,232 We're the same person with the same memories. 308 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,859 Does this have something to do 309 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,485 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 310 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,529 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 311 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,489 We can go check on him. Okay. 312 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,825 [ Thunk! ] 313 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,369 Is your skull metal? 314 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,037 It is. 315 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,748 Oh, cool. 316 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,916 Yah! Hyah! 317 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:38,257 Just stop fighting me! 318 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,342 I can't! 319 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:44,805 This is how we stay a family! 320 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,183 [ Panting ] 321 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:50,686 [ Sighs ] 322 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:54,648 Um, Space...Beth? 323 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,234 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 324 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,072 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 325 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,365 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 326 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,201 and we're in her head right now. 327 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,203 We're together in her head right now. 328 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,913 But there's a special ant-farm brain 329 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,748 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 330 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,958 [ Beeping ] Uh, what's wrong? 331 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,044 We should have been shunted over by now. 332 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,505 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 333 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:18,756 I'm gonna go see what's up. 334 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,382 Don't touch anything! 335 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,558 [ Hanna Beth grunting ] 336 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,396 [ Gasps ] 337 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610 Who are you? Um... 338 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,737 Oh, God. I'm your mom... 339 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,738 somehow. 340 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,198 You can't be my mom. 341 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,116 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 342 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,535 I was. 343 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,286 It's something to do with memories or something. 344 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,497 You're too young. I'm a memory just like you. 345 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,749 And I think we're in real you's head. 346 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,251 I'm a memory? 347 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,919 I'm not real? 348 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,587 It's all new to me, too. 349 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,755 I know. We came here in that pod. 350 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,090 What?! 351 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,967 Hey! 352 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,426 Ugh! Diane. Rick! 353 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,928 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 354 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,388 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 355 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,056 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 356 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,933 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 357 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,351 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but -- 358 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,769 Fuck. Fuck! 359 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,437 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 360 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,106 What? It does?! 361 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,108 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 362 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,110 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 363 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,028 Shit! This -- This -- This is bad. 364 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,239 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 365 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,949 to brainwash her into rescuing you. 366 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,952 Brainwash her? To rescue you! 367 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,620 Aw, our first fight. 368 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,038 [ Crowd cheering ] 369 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,294 This is what happens when you listen to people. 370 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,296 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 371 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,006 you're not allowed to kill. 372 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,799 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 373 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,467 You didn't have to come! 374 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,553 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife 375 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,138 out of your head! 376 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,472 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 377 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,640 [ Jak-Pu yells ] 378 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,561 Read the fucking room, dude. 379 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,271 I am! 380 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,398 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 381 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,901 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement. 382 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,028 Guess I'll just go undo it then. 383 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,613 BugAnne: Rick! 384 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,617 Whoa! 385 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,826 Shit! 386 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,996 [ Tool whirs ] 387 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,915 Please work, please work, please work. 388 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,250 Ow! Thank God! 389 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,127 Dad? Easy, slugger. 390 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,171 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 391 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,672 Why are you down here? 392 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,341 Where's Beth? 393 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,884 And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 394 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,762 And where's Memory Rick? 395 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,680 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 396 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,515 Jesus. 397 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,392 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough. 398 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,728 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 399 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,396 We gotta find her. 400 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,731 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 401 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,024 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 402 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,234 Would I be here if it went well? 403 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,071 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom. 404 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,697 This is how we stay a family. 405 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,200 This is how we stay a family! 406 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,743 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 407 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,787 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 408 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,122 we can get to talking with her in real time. Our family's not 409 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,374 very normal, is it? 410 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,292 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend 411 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,543 some time with them in our son-in-law's head. 412 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212 And that didn't mess anything up? 413 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,464 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 414 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,968 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 415 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,762 [ Clicking ] 416 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,805 Dad? 417 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,098 Me? 418 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,517 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 419 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,978 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 420 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,106 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 421 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,149 And so are you. 422 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,902 We've got to be close. 423 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,822 There! 424 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,365 [ Tires screech ] 425 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,037 Damn. Good arm. 426 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,210 Almost there. Whoa! 427 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,672 There you are, sweetie. 428 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,716 Hey, Dad. 429 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,343 What's going on? 430 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,722 She's waking up more of her. [ Grunts ] 431 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,223 What are you Beths doing?! 432 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,267 You'll scramble your own brain! 433 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,770 I wonder where I got... the idea! 434 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,063 Sorry, memory daughter. 435 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,440 Oh, you think you can run? 436 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,276 That you know my own mind better than me? 437 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,280 [ Panting ] Mom, Dad, I, uh... 438 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,948 I think I just killed Space Beth. 439 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,783 Get back here! Just drive, sweetie. 440 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,702 We're so proud of you, hon. 441 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:25,335 ♪♪ 442 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,838 Now what?! I don't know! 443 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,465 This is as far as I planned. 444 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,883 I've never actually had to be a parent. 445 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,135 Should we go back? Rick hates me. 446 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,219 And he pulled you out of his head. 447 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,345 He'll just kill us. 448 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,680 Well, if there's no way out, 449 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,140 should we just Thelma and Louise this? 450 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,349 Both: Wait. What? 451 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,934 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 452 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,020 Honey, we'll be fine! I can't live without you. 453 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,229 Honey, please. 454 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,774 This is how we stay a family! 455 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,484 Beth, no! Wait! 456 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,778 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already... 457 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:55,574 Aah! 458 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,956 [ Clunk! ] Beth, let us help you. 459 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,958 I won't let you take them from me. 460 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,753 They're not your real family! 461 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,840 Listen to me. 462 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,176 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you. 463 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:21,183 ♪♪ 464 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,185 Oh! My head. 465 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,021 Oh, this -- this is how... 466 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,981 Ow. ...we stay... 467 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,566 [ Groans ] 468 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,695 Beth? 469 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,114 I just want it to end. 470 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,782 Whoa, whoa! I just want it to end. 471 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,033 Whoa! Hey! 472 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,536 You see what you did?! 473 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,872 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 474 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,875 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 475 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,085 Rick! Diane! 476 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,336 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 477 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,922 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 478 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,216 I hear -- I hear so many voices. 479 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,551 I remember loving my dad 480 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,427 and then hating my dad. 481 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,389 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 482 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,057 I wasn't there for you, 483 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,892 and someone took advantage of that. 484 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,310 But I'm here now. 485 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,062 Your real dad is here, Beth. 486 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,106 And he's more emotionally open. 487 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,442 [ Sobbing ] 488 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,406 He seems nice. 489 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,408 Why didn't we get that version of Dad? 490 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,119 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 491 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,079 He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 492 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,582 [ Electricity powers down ] 493 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,669 I wish I could have known her -- Mom. 494 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,671 You did. She raised you. 495 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,799 I know, but...I don't really remember. 496 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,967 No one does. 497 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,760 Even I only had a scrap of her. 498 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,221 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 499 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,431 I think. 500 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,433 Memories aren't real, Beth. 501 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,435 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 502 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,188 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out, 503 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,773 she helped hijack my daughter. 504 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,275 Your real mom... 505 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,695 loved you more than that. 506 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,031 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 507 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,743 [ Gasps ] 508 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,787 So...it's over? 509 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,456 H-How you doing, sweetie? 510 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,417 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 511 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,418 I'm fine, Jer. 512 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,753 Pretty impressive 513 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,754 reset job. 514 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,255 What happened to Memory Rick? 515 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,049 Oh, uh... 516 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,927 he's gone. 517 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,930 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 518 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,139 He gaslit your mom! 519 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,807 Yeah, because he loved grandma. 520 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,352 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 521 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,145 He's a weird thought creature. 522 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,146 He was never alive! 523 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,815 Whatever! I'm gonna -- 524 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,901 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 525 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,445 That's still going on? [ Door slams ] 526 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,374 Uh, thanks for not killing us. 527 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,667 Listen up, you little activist. 528 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,460 This is as good as you're gonna get. 529 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,462 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 530 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,506 You get within 100 light-years of my family 531 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,841 or try to build yourself a brain creature 532 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,301 mech suit or whatever, 533 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,262 your whole container thing explodes. 534 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,972 You got it, chief. 535 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,682 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 536 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,267 where you're young forever and presumably 537 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,852 always fucking drives me insane. 538 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,438 So I'm gonna mindblow myself and forget this ever happened. 539 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,148 You're on your own. 540 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,526 Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick. 541 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,527 Yeah. 542 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,237 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 543 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:28,203 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪ 544 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,956 ♪ Down ♪ 545 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:38,755 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪ 546 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,424 [ Sighs ] 547 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,638 ♪ Don't look back ♪ 548 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,308 ♪ Nothin' left to see ♪ 549 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:53,270 ♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 550 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,398 ♪ If I let it go ♪ 551 00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:01,987 ♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 552 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,490 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 553 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,618 ♪ Just like that ♪ 554 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:14,499 ♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 555 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,669 ♪ I can feel you, though ♪ 556 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:22,883 ♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪ 557 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,136 Ooooo-weeee! Season eight. Huh? 558 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:29,556 I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny. 559 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,266 That was fun. Oh, and that... 560 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,102 Who is he... Who's he talking to? 561 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,437 I could never tell. 562 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,647 But that data is irrefutable. 563 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,691 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 564 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,110 unlike any found in our whole reality. 565 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,363 And you believe this traveler came here 566 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,156 to replace your husband? 567 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,743 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 568 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,745 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 569 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,789 You've been very brave, Amy. 570 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,416 What would you have us do with him? 571 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,671 Man: Did you get any of that?