1 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:07,008 Hello? Hello? 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,211 Hello, Jerry. 3 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,411 Nana! 4 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,214 Are you ready to come to the light? 5 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,849 Uh, I'm not sure. Where's Pop Pop? 6 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,884 He's not coming out to meet you anymore 7 00:00:17,919 --> 00:00:20,922 because honestly, Jerry, this is getting annoying. 8 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,189 It's not my fault! 9 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,557 My father-in-law asked me to help him gather data and -- 10 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,994 Agh! Not agaaaaaain! 11 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,931 Okay, run diagnostics. 12 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,368 Holy shit, this is consistent. This is real. 13 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,635 What have you done? 14 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,437 You've got my grandparents pissed at me. 15 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,206 They'll forgive you because... 16 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,376 they're zero-mass fields of consciousness preserved by 17 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:45,346 a-a paradimensional layer of infinite energy? 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,181 Morty, there's kind of a heaven! Kind of! 19 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,084 I-I mean there definitely is for a neurotypical like your father. 20 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,385 His conscious connection 21 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,987 to a localized cultural model of infinity 22 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,056 functions like a wick, sucking his little mind 23 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,890 straight towards a source of energy strong enough 24 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,558 to support collective projection. 25 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,061 Great, so there's a heaven. 26 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,629 Glad you could learn that by murdering me eight times. 27 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,332 He's got kind of a point, Rick. 28 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,632 If you want to get into heaven, 29 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,001 can't you just stop being an asshole? 30 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,736 First of all, I don't want to "get into" anywhere. 31 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:11,638 I want to tap this paradimension's energy. 32 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,207 Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead 33 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,507 in Jerry's generic-ass 34 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,576 1980s concrete and fog machine heaven. 35 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,845 Well, guess what. You aren't welcome there! 36 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:21,548 You raise a good point, Jerry, obviously by accident. 37 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,683 My intact consciousness is too atheistic 38 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,220 to get channeled to any afterlife worth robbing. 39 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,055 It's a paradox. 40 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,223 Unless... 41 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:31,926 Morty, pack your parka. 42 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,561 We're going to Norway. 43 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,098 Or I can augment your skin with subdermal heaters -- 44 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,232 I'll pack a parka. 45 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,465 Infinite energy, Morty. 46 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:12,832 You don't even know how to appreciate that 47 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,667 because you've never been in energy debt. 48 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,404 Fuck you. I've been tired. 49 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,671 Perfect! I'm going to Valhalla, Morty! 50 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,108 Your grandpa's going to be the first Valhallanaut! 51 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:22,309 Feel the excitement! 52 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,245 Getting back will be easy. 53 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,578 Once the machine turns on, 54 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,114 I'll have set up the other side of the relay. 55 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,016 Phoenix Protocol initiated. 56 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:31,385 Just hit that big red button to pull me into this body. 57 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:32,786 But how are you getting there? 58 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,621 I-I refuse to kill you again. 59 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,457 I-I'm desensitized, Rick. 60 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,092 I took some kind of test in school, 61 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,660 a-and the counselor had to call Homeland Security. 62 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:42,129 Not your problem, Morty. 63 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,597 I need to die in glorious battle against a mighty enemy. 64 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,699 That's why I got Bigfoot in this Poké Ball. 65 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,102 Bigfoot is your enemy? 66 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,637 Well, I doubt he's a fan. I stuffed him into a ball. 67 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,139 I mess with him all the time. 68 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,542 These Vikings don't have real tight bylaws, Morty. 69 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,976 This is basically their equivalent 70 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,844 of Native American burial grounds. 71 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,281 Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack whatever's in front of him. 72 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,815 And all I gotta do is die. 73 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,285 What happens to Bigfoot...after? 74 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,986 Morty, Bigfoot is a "B" story. 75 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,389 The "A" story is he kills me and you hit the button. 76 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,924 Got it? Got it. 77 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,227 Alright, let's do this! 78 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,276 Oh! 79 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,619 Oh, snap, I-I did it! 80 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,223 Valhalla, baby! I'm Dead Rick! 81 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,659 Oh, shit, I'm dead Rick. 82 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,601 Welcome to Valhalla, brother. 83 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,635 We thought all Vikings had perished. 84 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:58,372 Ah. Nope. I was -- I was a straggler. 85 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,573 How's it work here again? 86 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,475 We fight! We die! We feast! 87 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,611 And then we fight again! 88 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:06,947 Ha-ha! Cheers, everybody, cheers! 89 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:09,550 So, is there a time window between battles 90 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,587 where a guy could go off and, I don't know, gather resources? 91 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:17,158 Yes, now you'll receive your armor. 92 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:19,093 Knock, knock. 93 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,127 Oh wow. 94 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:22,762 You're a new arrival. What do you require? 95 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,864 Honestly, I-I'd love to take most of your tools. 96 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,267 I'd planned on starting from scratch, 97 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,668 but you're, like, way past the Iron Age here, 98 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,004 saves me a lot of time. 99 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,739 I make only the finest for Valhalla. 100 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,241 Beautiful hammer. 101 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,977 So, in Valhalla, what happens when we get knocked out? 102 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:39,413 Then we're just knocked out. Cool. 103 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,715 Oh, wow, is that a thing Vikings love? 104 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,226 Oh, God, brutal. 105 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,501 Wait, what? 106 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,437 Bigfoot... do you have religion? 107 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,006 Y-Y-You understand me, don't you? 108 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,342 D-Does Rick do this to you all the time? 109 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,180 He messes with me, too. 110 00:05:13,214 --> 00:05:14,982 Easy, there, big guy. 111 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,483 Easy. 112 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,572 Oh, shit! 113 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,111 Look at this little one! 114 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,547 You must be made of piss and dragon balls 115 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,982 to reach Valhalla at your age! 116 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,950 Oh, yeah! Y-Yeah, man! 117 00:05:49,984 --> 00:05:51,585 Dr-Dragon Balls all day. 118 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:55,022 H-Hey, h-have you guys seen an old skinny guy around here? 119 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,156 Of course! 120 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,757 But wait, where did that guy go? 121 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,460 He should have his armor by now. 122 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:04,031 What in the mighty whale's wooden cock? 123 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:07,601 The old man! He's some kind of witch! 124 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,169 A friend of yours? 125 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,272 What? Why would I be friends with a witch? 126 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:12,539 I was just asking. 127 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,008 Well, that's really offensive, man! 128 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,842 What is this, Judgmenthalla? 129 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,678 I don't know until I ask, alright? 130 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,179 Somebody around here gonna make me some pants, 131 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,649 or do I have to call the feds on this place? 132 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:26,420 Surrender, witch! 133 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:27,688 Easy, guys. 134 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,390 Th-This was all a test, and you passed. 135 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,091 I'm actually Odin. Odin? 136 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:33,494 Yep, Thor's father, Spider-Man's uncle, et cetera. 137 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,729 I came here to do like an "Undercover Boss" thing, 138 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,197 making sure Valhalla's running smooth, 139 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,066 which it is, and as your reward, 140 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:42,169 I'm assembling this majestic transdimensional energy relay, 141 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,771 which none of you should ever touch, 142 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,706 or it'll make your... goats... 143 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,807 have hemorrhoids, understood? 144 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,876 And you need nothing from us? 145 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,412 I'm only here for a few hours, 146 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,414 but since you're asking, I'd kill for a beer and a sandwich. 147 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,882 Beef, cheese, no onions -- Is someone writing this down? 148 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,817 Ow, my balls, ow, my balls, ow, my balls! 149 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,653 Morty? Why are you here? 150 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,622 You are friends with the witch! 151 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,659 What the fuck, Morty! You're my ride home! 152 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:06,760 Bigfoot killed me! 153 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,028 He killed you, he killed me, 154 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,330 and he was going to kill your clone. 155 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,665 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Morty, no! 156 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:12,899 I-I opened the cage. 157 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,268 Bigfoot was burying your body. 158 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,303 He -- He was mourning you! He does that. 159 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:18,939 Morty, any big idiot can pretend to believe in the afterlife. 160 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,908 That's why we're dealing with these fucking guys. 161 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,309 They're just Norwegian Bigfoots. 162 00:07:22,343 --> 00:07:24,645 Jesus Christ, run this cable over there. 163 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,679 We don't have much time. 164 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,958 Hull breach imminent. 165 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,294 Initiating survival protocol. 166 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:43,364 Aah! 167 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,597 We'll take it from here. 168 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,965 And who are you? 169 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,800 CIA? Interpol? 170 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,569 We work for the man upstairs. 171 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,874 Hello, Bigfoot. 172 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,242 I'm-a the Pope. 173 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,377 I'm sure you don't know what that means. 174 00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:33,614 Which is why I've been so eager to acquire you. 175 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:38,185 The Church, you see, has many enemies, but also many rules. 176 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:41,422 We can't kill. We can't command a man to kill. 177 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,157 But you are not a man. 178 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,994 You are a thinking beast from outside God's domain, 179 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,464 which will make you the Vatican's greatest weapon. 180 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,267 Your holiness, he is wild. He can't be controlled. 181 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,804 Ah, but we know what he wants. 182 00:08:58,907 --> 00:09:01,275 Yes, my child. Yes. 183 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,611 You will have your naked imbecile. 184 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,781 But first, you will work for me. 185 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:13,320 Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave. 186 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,895 Clear! 187 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,263 They're sending more every time. 188 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,065 It's fine. I'll upgrade the turret's rate of fire, 189 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,567 but I need to finish this relay. 190 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,769 You need to figure out how to get us back to life! 191 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,170 Without my infinite energy? 192 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:31,839 I-I don't think you're thinking this through, Morty. 193 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,374 I-If we manage to get home, we don't get another shot at this. 194 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,310 Y-You think the next time these idiots see a naked man 195 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,345 on the battlefield, they're gonna give him a beer? 196 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,714 So you'd rather stay dead until you win 197 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,182 than live as a loser? 198 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,717 Maybe you belong here with these idiots. 199 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,620 Yeah, I could probably teach them how to hit a red button! 200 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,821 I said I was sorry. 201 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,924 And I said keep killing them 202 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,358 while I finish the relay. 203 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,427 And I will get us back home. 204 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,461 Okay? 205 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:55,930 Okay. 206 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,390 Oh. Oh, no. 207 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,527 Okay, I'm done here. 208 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,495 You ready to get back to living? Yeah, but how? 209 00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:30,965 Morty, infinite energy means infinite energy. 210 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:32,165 All I have to do is pull a lever 211 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,002 to send us back home into new bodies. 212 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,937 Then voilà, no more need for crystals. 213 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,371 But the second we turn our back, 214 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,239 those guys are just going to trash this place. 215 00:10:39,273 --> 00:10:41,808 Oh, Morty. Ye of little faith. 216 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,845 Do we even need to attack him? 217 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,327 I told you I was Odin, you faithless heretics! 218 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,362 And I'll keep blowing you up in this pit forever 219 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,464 unless you follow these commandments. 220 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,034 Spider-Man? 221 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,234 There's 10 of them, 222 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,502 but they basically revolve around 223 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,671 not going near the energy relay. 224 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:15,009 Is anybody going to go near the energy relay? 225 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,045 Okay. You have pleased me. 226 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,779 I'll get you guys... 227 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,647 some kind of a ladder. 228 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,116 Target is in sight. 229 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,752 Excellent. Release the bait. 230 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,758 I just love worshiping the devil with you guys. 231 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,542 Who are you? 232 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,913 Only the Pope wants to kill us, but he can't kill -- 233 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,085 Yes. Very good. 234 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,820 But we can do even better. 235 00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:05,225 You work-a for the Vatican! 236 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,562 Our enemies are your enemies! 237 00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:18,006 Yes! Yes! 238 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:26,713 Here, my sweet. This will help you communicate. 239 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,816 I traded a Predator three muskets for it. 240 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,285 So it is their currency? 241 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,321 Give me what you promised. 242 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,357 Yes, child, you've earned it. 243 00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:39,826 Alright, Morty, wanna grab a mead for the road? 244 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,861 Nah, I'm good. 245 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,729 Then here we go! 246 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:51,705 Man, I take back everything bad I said about clone vats. 247 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,941 There's a method to the madness, Morty. 248 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,679 And now... infinite energy, baby! 249 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,984 What the... Someone's hacking into 250 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,484 the Earth-bound side of my relay, Morty. 251 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,453 Pretty crazy, whoever's doing this 252 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,389 would have to be a spiritual leader with limitless resources. 253 00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:10,891 In fact, I guess there's only really one -- 254 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,330 You're fucked. 255 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,233 Fuck. 256 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,203 It is over. My torment ends now. 257 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,274 What the hell? 258 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,342 Are you seriously working for the Pope? 259 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,278 The Pope saw my potential. 260 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,814 Prepare to be crushed by Bigfoot. 261 00:13:37,118 --> 00:13:39,053 Ha ha. Don't worry, Morty. 262 00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:42,489 I've got this under control. 263 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,725 Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize. 264 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,961 You assumed Bigfoot was dumb, which was dumb of you. 265 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,562 You're right, Morty. 266 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,132 Underestimating people only gives them the high ground. 267 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,000 Admit why you bullied me. 268 00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:55,702 Because I thought it was funny that you were stupid. 269 00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:58,039 People are intelligent in different ways. 270 00:13:58,072 --> 00:13:59,706 I know, I know. 271 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:02,676 I-I'm clearly stupid at knowing when other people are smart. 272 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,880 Listen, I know you can't tap your gauntlet, 273 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,815 but I'll take a guess at what you're saying. 274 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,852 You hate me because I tortured you to get what I want. 275 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,454 Rick! But I only used you to kill myself! 276 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:17,058 How many people have you killed for the Pope? 277 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,962 Help me stop him, and I'll make it right. 278 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,997 For starters, here. 279 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,866 Ow, that hurt. Wait a second. 280 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,068 Yeah, hands-free. 281 00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:29,469 Also upgraded that voice. Thank you. 282 00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:33,207 In a world where time actually is money... 283 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,608 Ooh, I-I think I know this movie. 284 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,777 You guys can do this bit at the Vatican. Let's go. 285 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,047 Oh, hey, Bigfoot. 286 00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:41,348 What you got back there, eh? 287 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,517 Rick and Morty. 288 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,752 Uh, dead. For Pope. 289 00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,588 Aye, that's them. 290 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:52,226 Alright, last thing, I just got to take a sharp stick 291 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,028 and stab them both. 292 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,395 That's just the rules. 293 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,232 Hyah! 294 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,036 Sorry, Morty, so much for the quiet way. 295 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,271 I appreciate that we tried. 296 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,239 It's a fucked-up rule. 297 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,648 Poooooooooooooooope! 298 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,786 It's over, the Pope. We got you. 299 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,792 See, this is why religion sucks. 300 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:27,460 Infinite energy, and the Pope uses it 301 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,030 to levitate like Criss Angel. 302 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,203 Alright, wow, not how I saw that going. 303 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:36,770 I guess getting killed by the energy 304 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,273 sent us up the conduit to its source. 305 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,641 Hey, guys. Oh, fuck. 306 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:45,146 No, no, just need some clothes and horses. 307 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:46,513 Maybe not for Bigfoot. 308 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,949 Unless he wants clothes? 309 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:53,887 Ah, excuse me, Lord Odin. 310 00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:54,989 Is this a test? 311 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,390 Yup, yup. Uh, you passed! 312 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,633 Ewww, feet...so small. 313 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,169 Why is he in a clone of Summer? 314 00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:11,172 Statistically speaking, she's the third most likely to die. 315 00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:12,873 Alright, let's kill that son of a bitch. 316 00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:15,076 Hold on, I can see where this is going. 317 00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:26,786 Poooooooooooope! 318 00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,290 Aah! 319 00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:51,811 Wow. I gotta admit, Morty. 320 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,180 I didn't really fight that time. 321 00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,748 I wanted to make sure this worked. 322 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,050 Handsome. 323 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,417 Yeah, you like that? Bigger feet! 324 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,220 Even gave your brain a little more lobe. 325 00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,454 Thank you! Me love it. Me -- 326 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,091 Dial it back. You don't wanna come across like a Muppet. 327 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,558 Ooh-hoo-hoo. 328 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,897 Poooooooooope! 329 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,344 Maybe we just portal right up close to the guy 330 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,179 instead of doing the guards every time. 331 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,746 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 332 00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,426 Maybe bigger chin? 333 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,127 Look at this. He's fucking giving notes. 334 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,662 Bigfoot, come on, w-we need you to put a little more fight in. 335 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:45,598 If need help, Bigfoot do know some guys. 336 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,936 Pope has... other monsters captive. 337 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,238 Man, you guys really don't quit. 338 00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:52,605 I can do this all day. 339 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,474 Yeah, but these guys can do it... 340 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:57,178 All night! 341 00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:09,256 Wow, big anticlimax! 342 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,724 Mummy, you look good! 343 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,094 This afterlife smells like beer. 344 00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:15,296 I guess this is what infinite energy looks like. 345 00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:16,998 Fuck. Really wish we had time 346 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,532 to unpack all of Frankenstein's parts making it here. 347 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,235 Bigfoot, take these guys up to the relay 348 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,470 and prepare for a siege. 349 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,837 What are you gonna do, Rick? 350 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,839 Listen, I'm not really your god, 351 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,342 just an old man who wanted to cheat your system. 352 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:30,111 Guys like me think we can run the joint 353 00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,379 because everyone is so dumb. 354 00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:32,812 But it's a dumb universe. 355 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,416 I work for you. The customer is always right. 356 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,084 Give me 10 Viking minutes after we leave 357 00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:40,054 and then pull the plug on that windmill we made over there. 358 00:18:40,087 --> 00:18:42,423 And this isn't a trick? 359 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,125 Is your mother's pussy a trick? 360 00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,326 -Hey! -Kick his ass! 361 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,494 Go, Morty, go! 362 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,329 Why the hell did you do that?! 363 00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:51,098 The only way to end this is by turning off the power, Morty! 364 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,233 But we have to get home! 365 00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,001 That's what these guys are for! 366 00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:56,137 Monsters, hold the line! 367 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,238 Everyone but Bigfoot! 368 00:18:57,271 --> 00:18:58,973 Hoo-rah! 369 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,411 That wasn't them leaving, right? 370 00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:06,013 No vay. That vould be cold-blooded. 371 00:19:06,947 --> 00:19:09,917 Pooooooooope! 372 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,551 Who do you-a bring this time? 373 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,686 The Harlem Globetrotters? 374 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,222 That's actually a good pitch. 375 00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,357 It's over for you, Pope! 376 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,526 Time to atone for your sins. 377 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,162 Bigfoot, you were God's greatest assassin. 378 00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,432 Now look at you -- hairless with normal feet. 379 00:19:24,465 --> 00:19:26,566 Yes! 380 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,802 Rick, the energy relay's still up! 381 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,505 Shit, was really counting on those monsters to lose faster. 382 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,374 Huh? 383 00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:34,442 That's more like it. 384 00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:35,675 Pour one out for the Wolfman. 385 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,244 I don't understand. 386 00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:38,645 You know what they say, 387 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,814 when God closes an infinite energy relay... 388 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,249 Nooooo! 389 00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,351 God damn -- 390 00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:54,995 Alright, I'm just gonna say it so nobody else has to say it. 391 00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:57,730 Popey Ball. There. Okay. 392 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,766 If I didn't say anything, someone was gonna be like, 393 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,936 "You missed Popey Ball. It was right there." 394 00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:04,671 I thought about not using a Poké Ball because of that, 395 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,873 and it's just the right tool for the right job. 396 00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,675 W-What, am I supposed to not use it 397 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,378 and shoot the Pope in the head? 398 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:12,879 I was gonna say it. 399 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,917 Wait, w-why are we at the woods? 400 00:20:16,951 --> 00:20:19,220 Time to go on home, big fella. 401 00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:21,122 Oh. Uh, okay. 402 00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,822 You're free. Just go! 403 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:23,958 You guys are being weird. 404 00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:25,625 Stop making this so hard for us! 405 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,827 Go on. Why can't you go back where you came from? 406 00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:31,365 Ow! You don't have to throw things at me to say goodbye. 407 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,466 Just go! 408 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,235 I'm not an animal anymore. 409 00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:38,405 I-I was hoping I could -- I could get a job and -- Ow! 410 00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:39,974 Go on! Get! Get out of here! 411 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,909 I'm going. I'm going, okay? 412 00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,278 Ow! Stop throwing things! 413 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,379 Ow! Go! 414 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,846 Okay, I'm leaving. Get out of here! 415 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,349 Okay. Go on, get! 416 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,858 Wha-- Wha? 417 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,027 Oh! 418 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,801 What kind of sick sons of bitches... 419 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:42,970 These things are trained to fight. 420 00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:44,605 I don't want to hear it, Henderson. 421 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,773 Wh-What year is it? 422 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,840 Who's the Pope? 423 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,310 Shit if I know. 424 00:21:49,343 --> 00:21:50,311 Let me check. 425 00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:52,546 This guy, apparently. 426 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:57,384 Nooooo! 427 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:00,853 Did you get any of that?