1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:10,510 Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father. 2 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:14,414 I am ready to rejoin my brethren on Alphabetrium. 3 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:17,817 Very well. Your exile ends today. 4 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:24,325 Welcome home, Water-T. 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,395 The Numbericons! They're attacking! 6 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:29,030 Battle stations! 7 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:41,108 Divide and conquer! Zero survivors! 8 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,645 Aah! Father! 9 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:48,682 Son... take this thing. 10 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,684 It's a prophecy or some shit. 11 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,054 I'm dying. 12 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,088 Peace. 13 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,527 Water-T, where are you going? 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,861 There's too many of them. 15 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,831 Then I better crunch the numbers. 16 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,866 Aah! 17 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,704 ♪ When your heart adds up ♪ 18 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:16,277 ♪ One plus one makes youuuuuuuu ♪ 19 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,314 ♪ Yeah ♪ 20 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,049 ♪ Alllright ♪ 21 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,320 He's too dope! Retreat! 22 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:28,655 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 23 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,425 ♪ We don't care about numbers ♪ 24 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,260 Oh, shit! He's crunching the numbers. 25 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,229 I thought he was talking about taxes, 26 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,596 but he's crunching us. 27 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,199 I'ma deduct your ass. 28 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,602 Aah! 29 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,971 They activated the Brackets Shield. 30 00:01:44,005 --> 00:01:45,906 We can't pull up. Somebody kiss me. 31 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:49,076 I don't want to die not knowing love! No! 32 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:50,244 ♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪ 33 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,814 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,617 ♪ We don't care about numbers ♪ 35 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:01,389 Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee. 36 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,656 Yo, what do you know about this? 37 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,858 The "I" of Harmony. 38 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,494 It holds some secret power, 39 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:07,962 but it's in a language nobody can read. 40 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:10,297 You don't gotta read shit, Lithium-P. 41 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,865 It's math. Careful, T. 42 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,867 They won't like that kind of number talk at the palace. 43 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,836 We're not going to the palace. We're going to Earth. Why? 44 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,671 You know a math expert there? 45 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,275 Unfortunately, I do. 46 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,977 In conclusion, without math 47 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,578 planes wouldn't fly and elephants would forget. 48 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,014 What is that sound? 49 00:02:27,048 --> 00:02:29,517 Who is using air buds to listen to rap music? 50 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,385 Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold. Detention! 51 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:34,554 Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention. 52 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:35,755 - Aw, no! - Are you serious? 53 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,024 I want to learn! I want to add and stuff. 54 00:02:37,058 --> 00:02:37,958 Geez, Mr. Goldenfold, 55 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,626 it's just a little hip hop. 56 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,860 It helps me concentrate. 57 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,264 Rap will never help anyone do anything. 58 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,532 Some things never change. 59 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:45,665 Ice-T? 60 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:48,302 Hey! Ice-T, it's me, Morty. 61 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,404 Remember me? "G-Get Schwifty"? 62 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,306 No. Aw. 63 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,873 And it's Water-T now. 64 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,708 I don't give an ass if you're Smokey Robinson. 65 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,446 You got the balls of a clown coming back to this school 66 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,846 without the homework you owe me. 67 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,581 your homework, old man. 68 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,517 My planet's at stake. Mr. Goldenfold, 69 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:06,487 you taught Ice-T math? I tried, Morty. 70 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,655 I sure the hell tried. 71 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,193 Without math, Russia would control all Rubik's Cubes. 72 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:13,461 Any questions? 73 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,829 - Just one. - Who gives a? 74 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,698 I am a knight, walking, 75 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,767 back of class talking, homework scoffing, 76 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,203 blackboard chalking... 77 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,206 Look, man, I ain't here for memory lane shit. 78 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,606 I need this deciphered. 79 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,244 Hmm. Early Algebraic, possibly even Geometric. 80 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,846 Yo, English. I don't teach English, bitch! 81 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,582 And why would I do your homework? 82 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,118 You didn't do mine. 'Cause I had no home! 83 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,154 Now I do. 84 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,790 Help me save it. 85 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,626 Aah! 86 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,429 All Type Strikers, attack! 87 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,630 Kill the Son of Magma-Q! 88 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:53,100 I want his serifs. 89 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,938 You're coming with me, Goldenfold. 90 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,672 You better be taking me to your homework. 91 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,808 You're coming with me, Morty. Why? 92 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,477 It's called detention, not "releastion." 93 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,418 Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee. 94 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,053 I know. Well, there's new people. 95 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,488 I thought they'd like to hear about it. Yeah, yeah. 96 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,023 Just start the ing ship. 97 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,728 I see the tales of your dopeness 98 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,763 have been greatly exaggerated. 99 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,865 Big talk from an upside down L. 100 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:30,538 I am Sinistar-7, and I am here to spill the T. 101 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,473 Then come get me, muthaa! 102 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,150 She's got a Caps Lock! 103 00:04:43,184 --> 00:04:44,485 And an ass to suck. 104 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,653 Hit the hyphen drive! 105 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,224 No. No! 106 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,997 Speak. Lord Dread Nought. 107 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,366 Water-T escaped with the "I" of Harmony. 108 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,636 Aah! The One of Harmony! 109 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,272 That's gotta hurt! 110 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,209 You're a number. Act like it. 111 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:13,113 Subtract Water-T from life and carry the One to me. 112 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,950 I won't let you down... Father. 113 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:19,420 Too late. Too late! 114 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,623 Oh! Oh, wow. Oh, I love my job. 115 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,491 The Pythagorean Theorem! 116 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,825 I just have to figure out 117 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,228 what A and B are, 118 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:28,362 square them both, 119 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,862 and then add them together. 120 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:33,500 Can you do it? If I do, I want my homework. 121 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,002 Fine! 122 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,004 Why do you guys hate each other so much? 123 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,106 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty? 124 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,375 Because you all break our God damn hearts. 125 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,743 Just seems like there's more going on there. 126 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,112 Was he that bad at math? 127 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,981 No, Morty. Nobody is worse than you. 128 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,149 The hurtful thing about your friend back there 129 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:52,720 is that at one point, it seemed like he might learn. 130 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,787 I am a nightmare walking, 131 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,257 psychopath talking, 132 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:59,393 king of my jungle just a gangster stalk stalking. 133 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:00,827 Stalking. 134 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,930 Look at all this non-scholastic depravity! 135 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,232 Reef-er, Cheetos, 136 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,234 and not a smidgen of homework in sight! 137 00:06:07,268 --> 00:06:10,037 Yo, why you coming in here in' up my words? 138 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,872 Uh, T, maybe you ought to go back to school. 139 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,109 You can't keep a beat to save your ass. 140 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:18,746 Damn. My dream just died. 141 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,982 Here. Follow this. It's called four-four time. 142 00:06:22,016 --> 00:06:24,351 One, two, three, four. 143 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:25,885 Two, two, three -- 144 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,322 I am a nightmare walkin', 145 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,856 psychopath talkin' 146 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,026 king of my jungle just a gangster stalkin'... 147 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,360 Livin' life like a firecracker... 148 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,162 Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin! 149 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,830 Your cousin Marvin D? Hey. 150 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,967 Ya know that new sound you lookin' for? 151 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,203 Well, listen to this! 152 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,508 Ha! Got you again, mutha-er! 153 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,877 Wow. You think that guy's cousin would stop taking his calls. 154 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,046 That's not the point, Morty. 155 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,081 You included it in your story. 156 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,816 But I get it. You and T were actually friends. 157 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:57,951 So what went wrong? 158 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,253 Nice try, Morty. 159 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,853 You think that if I connect with you, 160 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,356 I'll let you out of detention? 161 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,092 Well, you can forget it! I'm all about boundaries now. 162 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,761 Boundaries! I got it! Beep boop bop beep beep. 163 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,096 What is it? It's a map. 164 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,931 A squared is the length of the galaxy. 165 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,366 B squared is the height. 166 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,601 So C squared takes you directly to... 167 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,103 Planet E-10? 168 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,371 Ain't E-10 supposed to be 169 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,540 where God created letters or some shit? 170 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,142 That's just a story we tell lowercase letters at bedtime. 171 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:24,311 Maybe there's more to it. Why bedtime? 172 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:26,080 What? He -- He said it was a story 173 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,048 you told lowercase letters at bedtime. 174 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:30,017 Y-You never tell the story during the day? 175 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,884 I guess I just hoped the phrase "bedtime" 176 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,354 would make it easier to understand 177 00:07:33,387 --> 00:07:35,122 that lowercase letters are our version of children. 178 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,856 Oh, so you did that for me? 179 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:37,991 Well, half the people here are human. 180 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,526 I didn't want to exclude you. 181 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,928 We would have figured out it was children. Yeah. 182 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,363 Lowercase means smaller. We get it. 183 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:43,964 Feels like I'm being punished for clarity. 184 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,432 Punished? Jesus. I asked a question. 185 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,167 - So did Hitler. - What the is going on? 186 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,036 Somebody set up a call or some shit. 187 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,605 We need to send word to Alphabetrium. 188 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,980 Oxygen-S, we deciphered the "I" of Harmony 189 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,148 and we're headed to E-10. 190 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,649 That's incredible, Water-T. 191 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,319 Give me your coordinates. I'll send help immediately. 192 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:06,487 Word. 193 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,289 Happy to serve, my lord. 194 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,691 In quotes. 195 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,194 Secret villain! 196 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:16,663 Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed 197 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,332 and approaching Planet E-10. 198 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,468 God damn. Maybe it knows it's home. 199 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:24,571 What the math is happening?! 200 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,340 Die, Letter scum! 201 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,342 Aah! 202 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,010 I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. 203 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,045 Yo, 7! Count this! 204 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,448 Three-zus Christ! 205 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,330 Typical letter, acting on emotion. 206 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,065 You're welcome for saving your numbery-ass! 207 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,334 I won't let you take me alive! 208 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,602 Have it your way. 209 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,171 If you're going to act like ignorant children, 210 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,872 I guess the teacher's in charge. 211 00:08:58,907 --> 00:09:02,743 And, young lady, whoever told you numbers can't be emotional 212 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,077 did you wrong. 213 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,213 On Earth, numbers get down. 214 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,048 Sometimes even with letters. 215 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,383 Disgusting! Uh-huh. 216 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,018 See? That's what everyone says. 217 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,286 But then they go home and they type 218 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,787 all kinds of shit into Pornhub. 219 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,190 Scribble! Jot jot! 220 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,392 Uh-oh! W-We're surrounded by primitive googas. 221 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:23,397 Okay. The primitive googas worship the glowing thing. 222 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,765 Things don't always resolve this fast. 223 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,999 We're making good time. 224 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,635 Scribble! Jot jot! Doodle! Doodle! 225 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,003 We can't understand you. 226 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,738 Obviously, they want to take us to their village 227 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,973 for an Ewok party. 228 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,175 Damn, making really good time. 229 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,516 This tribe claims the artifact 230 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:45,085 comes from a religious site not far from here. 231 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,620 Awful nice of you to help. 232 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:50,057 I'm simply following the rules of war as your prisoner. 233 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,525 Or maybe you're hoping if you're nice, 234 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,094 I'll let my guard down so you can take the "I." 235 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,597 How dare you! I'm not a seductress. 236 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,831 I am a warrior. 237 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,867 And that's not an "I." It's a one. 238 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,001 It's an "I." 239 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,269 You guys don't get out much, huh? 240 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,338 It seems kind of obvious that these Scribbles 241 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,139 are like the original species 242 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,674 that letters and numbers came from. 243 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,878 So that relic thing probably isn't a one or an "I." 244 00:10:10,912 --> 00:10:13,013 I-It's probably just, like, a line. 245 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,882 It's symbolic of the fact that your people 246 00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:17,017 don't need to be at war. 247 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,186 How do I know you again? Get Schwifty. 248 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,990 It's still nothing. So mind your damn business. 249 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,525 At least we agree on that. 250 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,294 Looks like your detention is officially over. 251 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,497 Why? You finally learned how hard it is to teach. 252 00:10:30,531 --> 00:10:32,499 No, I didn't. Then you...learned 253 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:35,235 how hard it is to learn. I already knew. 254 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,271 Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit! 255 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,475 Cock a doodle! Cock a doodle two! 256 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,279 The "I," it's gone! 257 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,148 That bitch! 7 took the "I." 258 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,350 Come on, Mr. Goldenfold. Count me out, Morty. 259 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,185 I'm tired of helping that son of a bitch. 260 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,655 Seriously? Feels like there's a deeper beef 261 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,889 than missing homework here. 262 00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:57,157 What really happened? 263 00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,127 It was the summer of 1991... 264 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,396 Any friend of Ice-T is welcome in my home. 265 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,431 And as governor, I can't wait to add 266 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,434 that math wing to Harry Herpson High School, Mr. Goldenfold. 267 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,336 And I shall put it to good use, sir! 268 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,539 Of course you will. More baby potatoes? 269 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,676 God damn, I love rap. 270 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:24,052 And the Grammy award for Rap Artist of the Year goes to... 271 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,686 Ice-T! 272 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,259 Yo, I just want to thank my words, 273 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,760 the letters that made them, 274 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,562 and that's it! 275 00:11:35,596 --> 00:11:37,798 Nothing else. Peace! 276 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,833 I thought you said he'd thank math. 277 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,301 There must be some mistake. 278 00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:43,337 Try a different channel. The mistake was believing 279 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,006 you even knew Ice-T and could get me 280 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:46,074 that math-loving youth vote. 281 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,474 Now get out of here! 282 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,644 I got a God damn presidential campaign to start. 283 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:54,715 After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections. 284 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,451 I mean, that sucks, but let's stop Sinistar-7, 285 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,853 and maybe you two sort this out on the way home? 286 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,956 Hmm. Pretty sound logic. 287 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:04,124 And logic is a part of math! 288 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,560 Whatever. Come on. 289 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,128 If you're pregnant. That's my cell number. 290 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,396 I know you can't read it, 291 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,033 but it's important I made an effort. 292 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,909 Nice try. How dare you! 293 00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:23,210 How dare you! 294 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,404 Shit, I think when we started getting it on 295 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,074 that amulet showed us the truth of our origins. 296 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,508 Father! Hell, yeah. 297 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,443 We're into the same sick shit, huh? 298 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,278 No. My father. He's here. 299 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,015 W-What's that? Emperor Dread Nought. 300 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,788 The fate of the Alphabetrians is at hand. 301 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,624 Magma-Q's legacy ends here. 302 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,160 How the did he find us? 303 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,928 Betrayal reveal! 304 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:19,399 You appear displeased to see me, Prince Water-T. 305 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,903 Cold-ass mutha-er, you in league with Dread Nought? 306 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:24,805 How could you do us Letters dirty like that, S? 307 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,008 My true name is not S. 308 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,376 On Numbericonia they call me... 309 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,978 8! 310 00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:32,980 8?! Oh, my God, he's a number?! 311 00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:35,016 Did you know? 312 00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:37,350 I didn't. Holy shit! 313 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,352 I'm not even supposed to be here today. 314 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,787 It's my day off. For real. 315 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,623 That's how much I like working with these people! 316 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,928 Good thing your father 317 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:48,795 isn't alive to see you fail. 318 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,164 He'd be so disappointed. 319 00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:52,232 Mutha-er, I'm gonna shoot you in the dick. 320 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,534 Ha! I would like to see you try. 321 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:55,836 Villain exit. 322 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,838 Thanks for dragging me across the universe 323 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,339 to be killed, Water-T. 324 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,841 No homework-doing, mother-grabbin... 325 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,309 You want to go, old man? 326 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,710 I'll you till you love me. 327 00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,645 I'll put your kids through college. 328 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,315 I'll ing take you to Boca Raton, you motherer! 329 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,616 Ease up, Water-T. 330 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,752 After all, y-you did betray Goldenfold 331 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:15,555 by, uh, not thanking math at the Grammys, I guess. 332 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,324 That's what you think happened? 333 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,961 Nah, G-Folds, it went like this. 334 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,964 Didja listen to my album, Pop? 335 00:14:22,997 --> 00:14:24,498 It's nominated for a Grammy 336 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,234 Yes. I heard your album. 337 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,070 What is this four-four time, rhythm nonsense? 338 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,370 It's disgusting! 339 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,173 You're a number-loving traitor 340 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,009 who doesn't care about anything but himself. 341 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,678 I...I never knew. 342 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,047 You never asked. 343 00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:41,515 Here...Father. 344 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,818 The destiny of the Numbericons is mine to claim! 345 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,189 Everyone has to watch while I do it too. 346 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,191 How does this thing work again? 347 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,424 Allow me, my lord. 348 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,759 Hold up. You're just gonna let 349 00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:53,928 this motherer -- 350 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,067 Aah! 351 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,376 I don't get it. 352 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,544 The ultimate power 353 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,281 of the universe is finally mine! 354 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,050 Hey! I am the ruler of the Numbericons. 355 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,286 The dead rule nothing! 356 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,821 Aah! Father! No! 357 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,355 Your father was a bitch. 358 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,591 You shall be my general now! 359 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,260 Well, he was a bad father. 360 00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:27,894 I am Infinity, 361 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,729 omnipotent god of numbers! 362 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,667 And I have a world of Letters to destroy! 363 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,471 I guess he doesn't need the ship anymore. 364 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,440 He doesn't need the ship anymore, guys! 365 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,876 You heard Infinity. Move out! 366 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,245 Whoo-hoo! Alright! 367 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,746 We could have had something. 368 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,381 It was a mistake, T. 369 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,018 Letters and Numbers can never be. 370 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,793 What do we do? He's going to destroy Alphabetrium! 371 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,163 Whatever. I don't care anymore. 372 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:03,763 Damn, T. That's cold. 373 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,465 Exactly. 374 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,800 Whoa! God damn. 375 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,435 You do remember our adventure! 376 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,836 Not really. 377 00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:13,440 Wow! Dope shit, T! 378 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,708 If we don't stop Infinity. 379 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,509 he's going to destroy Alphabetrium. 380 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,980 But that ooze-swamp put the kibosh on our spaceships. 381 00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:21,681 M-Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade it 382 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,284 using parts of the Numbers' ship. 383 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,186 Oh, the googas already did it. 384 00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:26,287 Wow, you guys work fast. 385 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,787 Scribble! Scribble! 386 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,690 Damn, it's like the Glyph Jumper, but extreme. 387 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:36,330 The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad! 388 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:39,399 Let's go home and bust a cap in Infinity's ass. 389 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,767 Wait, let me go pee first. 390 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,702 That way, when we get there, I'll get to say -- 391 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,804 Well, I'm not gonna spoil it. 392 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,581 Death to all Letters! 393 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,185 Neither upper nor lower case will survive this day! 394 00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:03,723 The Brackets Shield has fallen! 395 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,759 It's an utter apostrophe! 396 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,928 Aah! 397 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,329 I am bigger than Letters. 398 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,931 I am bigger than Numbers. 399 00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,265 My balls are huge, 400 00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:13,935 and everyone can suck my! 401 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,272 Stop! You're killing Numbers! 402 00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:22,176 My lord, this is too far! 403 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,476 Are you still ing talking? 404 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,179 Here's a number for you, lady. 405 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,248 86 that ass! You're fired! 406 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,386 Yo, suck this, bitch! 407 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:34,989 Aah! 408 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:37,925 Yo, T. Is that your girl? 409 00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,166 That's twice I saved your ass. 410 00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:47,201 Infinity's gone mad with power. 411 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,936 He's killing every one... 412 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,571 and every two and every three and every -- 413 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,707 We get it. I was wrong to join him 414 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,943 and wrong to leave you, Water-T. 415 00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:58,412 Infinity killed both our fathers. 416 00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:01,581 Nuh-uh. I was there. Ceiling fell on him. 417 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,318 Ha! Father! 418 00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:05,920 That ceiling was poisoned. 419 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:09,723 Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's assassination for months. 420 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,559 All my life, I've served such negative numbers. 421 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,661 This kid I don't know was right all along. 422 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,663 Finally! It's time for the Numbericons 423 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,565 to rise and join us. 424 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,336 How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him? 425 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:25,172 We'll inspire them. 426 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,541 Kill! Murder! Death! 427 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,255 ♪ Why does a one hate an "I," I gotta wonder? ♪ 428 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,623 ♪ When a lower case "I" is an imaginary number ♪ 429 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,558 ♪ Who stands to gain when I shoot up a digit? ♪ 430 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,561 ♪ The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it ♪ 431 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,332 ♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪ 432 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:56,770 You think you can stop me with rap, huh? 433 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,073 ♪ More homicides than a dodecahedron ♪ 434 00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:01,108 ♪ Number V letters the shit that it feeds on ♪ 435 00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,411 ♪ Today, alpha-numerically combine... ♪ 436 00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:05,146 ♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means ♪ 437 00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:06,579 ♪ My ice cold '9 ♪ 438 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,749 ♪ I got letters and numbers every time I F a ho ♪ 439 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,253 ♪ Giving her one big dick while she screams "O" ♪ 440 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,223 ♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet like she got her cry on ♪ 441 00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:18,691 ♪ My dick's 3.14 feet, that's a pie-thon ♪ 442 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,660 ♪ Ya'll actin' scared, he ain't won yet ♪ 443 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,596 ♪ Infinity to one odds? That's an alpha-bet ♪ 444 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,466 Father? You like a force ghost now? 445 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,833 The it look like, son? 446 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,803 I came back to help you hand Infinity his ass. 447 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,439 You ready? Let's kill it, pops. 448 00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:33,840 ♪ Infinity ain't shit without numbers and letters ♪ 449 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,875 ♪ We can blow his ass out ♪ ♪ If we work together ♪ 450 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:39,080 ♪ Rise up, Letters and Numbers, I said rise up ♪ 451 00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:41,215 ♪ 'Cause you know we're all brothers ♪ 452 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,816 ♪ Oh ♪ 453 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,122 Arise, King Magma-T! 454 00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:52,259 Oh, yeah. Whoa, damn! 455 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:02,069 My word! Water-T's spittin' straight fire! 456 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:05,239 He truly is king of Alphabetrium. 457 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:10,044 Infinity is too strong. Nothing can defeat him. 458 00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,213 You think? How about this shit? 459 00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:13,481 The "I" of Harmony! 460 00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:14,714 Muthaers just left it. 461 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,250 How will that help us? 462 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,019 This thing loves when Letters and Numbers get down. 463 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,187 Come here, girl. 464 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:21,555 Mm! 465 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,390 Yeah. You like that, huh? 466 00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:25,658 Hell, yeah! 467 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,294 You cannot stop me! 468 00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:28,895 I'm infinitely infinite! 469 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,734 My ing dick! 470 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,437 Thought I was lying, mutha-er? 471 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,674 Oh, Mr. Goldenfold, I love math! 472 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,911 And it loves you too, Morty. 473 00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:46,580 I have to warn you, I'm a prime number. 474 00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:48,349 I'm only divisible by myself. 475 00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:50,618 Yeah, and my dick's magma now, 476 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,919 but we'll figure it out. 477 00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,995 How is that math homework coming along, Morty? 478 00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,997 I-It's great. It's -- It's so great. 479 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,598 Do you mind if I do a second test, 480 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:07,268 you know, for -- for fun? Ha! You're weird. 481 00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,069 And what about you, sir? 482 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,337 There. All done. 483 00:21:10,371 --> 00:21:13,207 Here's your god damn homework, old man. Happy? 484 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,477 More than you can possibly imagine. 485 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:54,515 King Magma-T, my people need you. 486 00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:56,984 And who are you? 487 00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:58,986 Ice Cube of the Geomitrons. 488 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,888 My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores. 489 00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:03,457 You Numbers and Letters strong enough 490 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,857 to fight them muthaers? 491 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,660 The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon 492 00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:08,062 are unmatched in strength, 493 00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:11,131 and we never refuse to help our brother in need. 494 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:14,134 Word. My smokeshow queen speaks truth. 495 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,270 I'll grab my shit and meet you out front. 496 00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:19,039 Cool. 497 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,314 Did you get any of that?