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[ Siren wails ]
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[ Beeping, whirs ]
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[ Crying softly ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Gasps ] Jerry! Jerry, come on!
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We got to go!
You got to come with me, Jerry!
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Rick?
It's important, Jerry.
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[Burps] The fate of the galaxy
rests on your shoulders.
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Let's go.
Put some pants on.
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N-Never mind, there's no time
for pants, Jerry.
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I'll make you a pair of pants
on the way.
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It's a Rick and Jerry
adventure!
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Rick and Jerry episode!
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*RICK and MORTY*
Season 03 Episode 05
Title: "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
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Then I thought,
"Hey, what about Jerry?
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He's... He's good
with regular folk."
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This is a real situation
where... where...
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Where Jerry
could really shine.
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He's a master convincer."
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Rick, I'm not an idiot.
I know what this is.
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Oh. Okay, well,
I told Morty,
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"Look, parents get divorced.
They get sad. He'll be fine,"
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but I think he's worried
you're gonna, you know... Pbht!
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And you know how Morty gets
when he gets emotional.
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It impedes my work.
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So, I told him I'd take you out
and give you a win.
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Wait. My son asked you
to take me
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on some kind of
pity adventure
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to keep me
from killing myself?
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Wait, wh-what
did you think it was?
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An execution.
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Geez!
You really do need a win.
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No!
I-I don't know.
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I mean, you never made me
the pants, so...
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So, you thought
I was gonna drive you
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into the middle
of the galaxy
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and shove you
into the vacuum of space
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with your dick
hanging out?
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And we're seeing
how you'd act
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if that were
about to happen?
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I mean [bleep] I'll make you
the pants right now.
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Take me two seconds
to make you pants.
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I have pants at home!
Jerry, if I make pants,
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they'll be better than
your pants at home.
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Also, if I wanted
to kill you...
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Yeah, I get it.
It would be amazing.
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Please, take me home.
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I'll tell my son we had
an amazing adventure.
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Well, if it's all the same,
could we go
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get our story straight?
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Because
you're a terrible liar.
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You called me
a master convincer!
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You believed me?
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Huh. This seems...
kind of fancy.
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Jerry, for all you know,
this is the equivalent
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of an alien truck stop.
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You have
no frame of reference.
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You're in a universe
beyond your imagining.
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But, yes,
it is super fancy.
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I mean, my job here is
to make Morty happy.
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I'm not gonna take you
somewhere dangerous.
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[ Grunts ]
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Rick Sanchez.
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I told you if I ever saw
your face in here again,
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I would stick you
like the pig you are.
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[ Coughs ] Shnoopy Bloopers,
I told you if you tried...
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There'd be two funerals.
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Aaah!!
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Someone?
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Uh, someone?
Someone!
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[ Both grunt ]
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[ Both laughing ]
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My friend!
It has been too long.
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Oh, it's great
to see you again, buddy!
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[ Both laughing ]
Yeah, you're doing it.
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Mr. Sanchez gets
anything he wants!
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The resort's covered
in an immortality field.
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You can't die here.
That's the gimmick.
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[ Kids laughing ]
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Okay, but still...
Bad parenting.
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Hey, rich a-holes are
rich a-holes.
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They all pay top dollar
to come here
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and enjoy a consequence-free
vacation.
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No death, no disease,
no dismemberment.
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[ Grunting ]
Can't even have a heart attack.
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Got it.
The perfect place
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to take the most fragile being
in the universe.
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I can tell you expect me
to refute that,
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but it's
right on the money.
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If I come home
without you,
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I doubt Morty's gonna
let me off the hook.
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Yeah, but what if you came home
with Jeff Goldblum.
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Jeff Goldblum?
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What the [bleep] are you
talking about, Jerry?
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[ Spits ] Jesus!
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Holy [bleep] shit!
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Yo, what's up,
"Big Chill"?!
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Don't go
into the telepod!
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[ Both laughing ]
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Hey, maybe we would have fun
on a fake adventure.
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On a fake adventure.
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Speaking of...
What are we gonna tell Morty?
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I don't know.
But whatever it is,
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we're gonna need a couple more
of these babies!
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[ Clink! ]
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[ Sobbing ]
What's wrong?
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[ Crying ] Mom,
do you think I'm hot?
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I... don't think that's something
that matters.
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So, I'm not hot?!
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I'm saying the part of you
that cares about that
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is a part you shouldn't
give any energy to.
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That's not an answer!
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Because I'm not an issue
of Cosmo, okay?
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I'm your mother
and a doctor, and...
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I'm hideous!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Geez.
What's with her?
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Teenage-girl stuff.
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Is that a...
hoof collage?
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It's perfectly legal, if that's
what you're wondering.
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Cool... zies.
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"We just don't have anything
in common any more, Summer."
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Oh, yeah, Ethan?
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What do you have in common
with Tricia Lange?
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A mutual love
of French cinema?
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The belief
that a carbon tax
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is the only viable solution
to climate change?
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Or could it be
her massive stripper titties?!
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[ Gasps ]
There it is.
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Boob-ya!
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And that's when
Malakai the Squid came,
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rips off his face,
and beneath it is my face.
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I liked it.
Thank you, sir.
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Yeah, of course he likes it.
Look at him.
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Mother[bleep] got two heads
and three trunks.
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All right,
we'll put a pin in it.
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I'm gonna
go take a leak.
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[ Whistling ]
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What the...?!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Gasps ]
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My hands are dry!
My hands are dry!
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♪♪
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My name is
Risotto Groupon.
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I am the assistant general
manager of the restaurant.
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Do you have
any comment cards,
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because I might have
some thoughts.
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My kingdom was
usurped by force
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with weapons
and technology
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supplied by
your father-in-law!
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Hey, he usurped
my kingdom, too, man.
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He basically got me kicked out
of my home, stole my family.
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Then we are brothers,
and you have wondered
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what your life could have been
without Rick.
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Wondered? Sure.
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I mean, I've wondered
about having a vagina.
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Would you help me
kill him?
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What? No!
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He's my wife's father.
Move on.
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Do you...
like theme-park rides?
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Oh, you really moved on.
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There is a popular attraction
here called the Whirly Dirly.
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Between the first whirly
and the third dirly,
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the ride dips just outside
the immortality field.
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You're asking me to lure Rick
to his death?
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I'm only asking you
to go on a ride with Rick,
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get off the ride without Rick,
and go home to your family,
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where you can...
wonder about having a vagina.
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Okay, okay, that was
a very specific example
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pulled from thin air.
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I don't want to be known
as the vagina guy.
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Risotto, you're needed.
Someone ordered
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the Nuzzy Guzzy Fresh
and Fluzzy Special.
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[ Sighs dejectedly ]
Look, I'm not like Rick,
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so you're free to do
as you please.
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But there comes a time
in every man's life
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when he must choose
the foundation
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on which his legacy
will be built...
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One of compromise
or one of blood.
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[ Kids cheering ] ♪ Once a time of
year, there's a special person here ♪
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[ Whirring ]
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Oh, yeah.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Oops! Okay, a little more
on the other side then.
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Oh, come on!
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, geez!
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Aah! Stop!
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So, the hospital just let you
walk right out of there
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with horse parts
in a bag?
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For Christ's sakes,
Morty,
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women going through
a divorce need a creative outlet.
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[ Crash ]
What was that?
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[ Deep voice groaning ]
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Summer!
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[ Grunting ]
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I'm coming, Summer!
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What the hell
happened?!
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[ Deep voice
shouts indistinctly ]
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How do we get her
back to normal?!
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I don't know, man! This thing is
pretty complicated.
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I-I'm gonna call Rick.
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Well, hold on.
We can't just call your grandpa
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whenever
there's a problem.
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We can handle this
ourselves.
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I mean, I don't see the point
in trying to.
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This is obviously
Rick-level [bleep]
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I have
a medical degree.
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Is that
what this is about?
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L-Like, you want
to prove yourself?
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Oh, it's not about anything, Morty.
How dare you?
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Okay, good.
Then I'll just call... Ow!
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Morty, I need this.
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[ Laughing ]
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Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here
says he knows a place
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where the ladies drop panties
for anyone bi-pedal.
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Yeah, I'm
not really interested.
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My heart still belongs
to Beth.
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Oh. Huh. Okay.
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[ Slurps ]
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What, you don't think
I have a shot?
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I didn't say that.
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Excuse me.
May I have another one of these?
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Coming
right up.
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Hmm, things weren't always
so bad between Beth and me.
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We had some good times
when we were younger.
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Oh, yeah, I bet.
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That's how teenage pregnancy
happens, my friend.
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Yeah, no.
[ Chuckles ]
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Things were pretty great, even
until a couple of years ago.
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- Jerry, I get it.
- That's around the time
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I moved in with you guys.
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Oh, I guess
you're right.
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Jerry, you know,
I hope you're not suggesting
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that I had anything to do
with your marriage breaking up,
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because there are some major
issues between you and Beth
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that have been there
since you guys met.
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♪♪
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Hey, to
new beginnings.
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To the Whirly Dirly.
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The Whirly Dirly?
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All right,
what's going on here?
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When did you get cool?!
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[ Laughs ]
253
00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:57,712
When you stole my wife!
254
00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,054
I should have done that
a long time ago!
255
00:08:59,101 --> 00:09:00,740
We're going on
the Whirly Dirly!
256
00:09:00,788 --> 00:09:02,354
Whirly Dirly, baby.
257
00:09:02,402 --> 00:09:03,623
[ Clink ]
258
00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,458
[ Rumbling ]
Aha, look at this.
259
00:09:05,506 --> 00:09:06,723
It says "normalize."
260
00:09:06,791 --> 00:09:08,271
I bet if we
just press that...
261
00:09:08,358 --> 00:09:10,417
But... if the machine was made
by spider people,
262
00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:12,120
normal would mean
eight legs.
263
00:09:12,175 --> 00:09:14,015
Oh, God! are you gonna
go on another spiel
264
00:09:14,098 --> 00:09:15,874
like you did
with the flesh-colored crayon?
265
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,323
I'm pretty sure "normalize"
will make her normal.
266
00:09:18,436 --> 00:09:19,784
[ Whirring ]
267
00:09:19,986 --> 00:09:21,906
[ Deep voice ] Aah!
268
00:09:22,493 --> 00:09:23,852
I'd call that progress.
269
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,338
- She's huge!
- And normal!
270
00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:27,118
I'm not normal!
271
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,358
- Mom!
- Okay, this says reverse."
272
00:09:28,405 --> 00:09:30,344
- Done and done.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
273
00:09:30,391 --> 00:09:32,789
Oh, come on! What else
could "reverse" possibly mean?
274
00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,312
[ Whirring ]
275
00:09:34,481 --> 00:09:35,623
Aah!
276
00:09:35,872 --> 00:09:37,745
Mom, call Rick!
277
00:09:37,859 --> 00:09:39,292
Thank you.
278
00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:40,701
There's a customer-service
number on here.
279
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,014
Mom!
280
00:09:42,159 --> 00:09:43,525
[ Dialing ]
281
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,182
[ Screaming ]
282
00:09:46,297 --> 00:09:48,497
Oh, man.
This is gonna be awesome!
283
00:09:48,605 --> 00:09:51,083
I got to hand it to you, Jerry.
This was a solid idea.
284
00:09:51,168 --> 00:09:52,401
Uh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
285
00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:54,341
And you know what?
I'll cop to it.
286
00:09:54,405 --> 00:09:55,905
I put a lot of strain
on your marriage.
287
00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:57,962
It wasn't fair.
I'm sorry.
288
00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,642
What?! I didn't respect
your marriage.
289
00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:01,176
I certainly
didn't do it any favors.
290
00:10:01,224 --> 00:10:02,338
And for what it's worth,
291
00:10:02,386 --> 00:10:04,476
I'll apologize to Beth for it
when we get home.
292
00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:07,163
Whoo! Whirly Dirly! Yeah!
293
00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:08,917
Stop the ride!
We got to get off.
294
00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:10,005
What are you
talking about, buddy?
295
00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:11,729
We got to get out of this thing.
We got to get out!
296
00:10:11,776 --> 00:10:13,573
[ Grunts ]
Jerry, come on, man!
297
00:10:13,624 --> 00:10:15,112
We haven't even gotten
to the first whirly.
298
00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:17,362
No, no, this sucks.
It's so boring.
299
00:10:17,461 --> 00:10:18,920
I mean,
I'm falling asleep here.
300
00:10:18,996 --> 00:10:20,359
Let's just get out and crawl
down the sides.
301
00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:22,706
[ Both screaming ]
302
00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:31,505
Uh, get down!
Duck down!
303
00:10:31,575 --> 00:10:33,075
It's more fun
when you scrunch down.
304
00:10:33,123 --> 00:10:34,620
Jerry, what the...
305
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,956
Oh [bleep]
306
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,303
[ Grunting ]
307
00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:52,517
[ Screaming ]
308
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,585
Rick, up here! There's
a spot where you can kill him!
309
00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:58,856
Good call, Jerry!
310
00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:00,821
Hey, how'd you know
about that?
311
00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,327
Uh...
312
00:11:09,046 --> 00:11:11,313
[ Both screaming ]
313
00:11:15,256 --> 00:11:17,709
[ Both laughing ]
314
00:11:18,284 --> 00:11:19,488
Lisa?
315
00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:22,003
[ Both screaming ]
316
00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:30,167
So, uh, Jerry, big fan
of the Whirly Dirly, are you?
317
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:32,388
Not anymore. [ Chuckles ]
Obviously.
318
00:11:32,436 --> 00:11:35,270
But when you were,
how did you know about it?
319
00:11:35,402 --> 00:11:37,436
[ Grunting ]
320
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:42,013
We had a deal,
Jerry Smith.
321
00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:46,642
It's a really
common name.
322
00:11:47,305 --> 00:11:48,561
Now, take it easy, Rick.
323
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,116
You've been in a serious
roller-coaster crash.
324
00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:52,890
It's... It's no time
to be thinking about
325
00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:55,457
who did or didn't play a role
in your attempted murder.
326
00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:57,070
[ Screams ]
Get it off me!
327
00:11:57,118 --> 00:11:58,174
It's eating me!
328
00:11:58,222 --> 00:11:59,699
Look, I confess, okay?
329
00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:01,661
They told me about all the
bad stuff you did to this planet
330
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,587
and reminded me of all
the bad stuff you did to me.
331
00:12:03,634 --> 00:12:05,205
But then you said
you were sorry, and I realized
332
00:12:05,252 --> 00:12:06,714
you're not a monster...
Not like this thing.
333
00:12:06,761 --> 00:12:08,183
[Bleep]
It's got me good.
334
00:12:08,231 --> 00:12:09,464
This is a mislead,
right?
335
00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:11,312
You're inventing a thing
to save me.
336
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,627
That would be called
a knife, Jerry.
337
00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:13,717
It's been invented.
338
00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:15,979
I'm making a way out of here...
One seat ought to do it.
339
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,718
I'm sorry.
I-I made a mistake.
340
00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:20,134
- I won't do it again!
- Nobody ever does.
341
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,926
[ Grunting ]
342
00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:24,319
You self-righteous
piece of [bleep]
343
00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:25,628
You took my family!
344
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,195
I took your family?
345
00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:28,857
Who do you think
had more taken from them
346
00:12:28,905 --> 00:12:30,078
when you shot 20 ccs
347
00:12:30,127 --> 00:12:31,994
of liquid dream-killer
into my daughter?
348
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,131
She was Rick's daughter, Jerry.
She had options!
349
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,331
- Oof.
- That all ended
350
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:38,220
because she felt sorry for you.
351
00:12:38,287 --> 00:12:40,345
You act like prey,
but you're a predator!
352
00:12:40,404 --> 00:12:42,137
You use pity to lure in
your victims!
353
00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:43,268
That's how you survive!
354
00:12:43,316 --> 00:12:44,911
I survive
because I know everything.
355
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:47,047
That snakes survives
because children wander off,
356
00:12:47,095 --> 00:12:48,675
and you survive
because people think,
357
00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:51,067
"Oh, this poor piece of [bleep].
He never gets a break.
358
00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:52,902
I can't stand
the deafening silent wails
359
00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:54,175
of his wilting soul.
360
00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:55,955
I guess I'll hire him
or marry him."
361
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:59,164
Rick!
[ Muffled ] Rick!
362
00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:06,595
I knew you wouldn't
let me die.
363
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,979
That was never an option.
364
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:09,416
Because you never had
a son.
365
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,139
No, because I need
a living organism
366
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:13,936
coated in gibble snake bile
to attract a shmooglite runner.
367
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:16,209
Wait, what's happening? Use
that confusion, Jerry.
368
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:18,839
It'll make you wriggle more like
an abandoned newborn.
369
00:13:19,191 --> 00:13:21,542
[ Low growling ]
Jesus Christ!
370
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:24,591
What the [bleep] Rick?!
371
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,396
Help!
Help me!
372
00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:28,933
[ Roaring ]
373
00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:30,448
Aaah!
374
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:41,463
There's a space port
20 miles south.
375
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,838
We'll be able to board
a galaxy class cruise ship
376
00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,175
and jump through a wormhole
that will put us
377
00:13:45,222 --> 00:13:47,492
within spitting distance
of the Milky Way.
378
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,105
But, hey,
it's about the journey,
379
00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:50,960
not the destination,
right, Jerry?
380
00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,735
[ Roars ]
381
00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:54,657
[ Moaning ]
382
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,960
Just stay put, sweetie!
Mom's still on hold.
383
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,441
Morphizer customer service.
How may I help you?
384
00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:01,817
Yes, I'm having a little trouble
with one of your machines.
385
00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:03,152
Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that, ma'am.
386
00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:05,988
Do you see a little compartment
on the side of the machine?
387
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:08,347
Let me check.
Yes, got it.
388
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,659
- Mom?
- Great! Now,
389
00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:11,748
do you see
the little button next to it?
390
00:14:11,889 --> 00:14:13,372
I do. Give that button a push.
391
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,046
Okay.
Mom, listen to me!
392
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,328
We're free!!
393
00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:20,213
Okay, so I pushed the button,
and three little men ran out.
394
00:14:20,271 --> 00:14:21,675
What do I do next?
395
00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:23,243
Hello?
396
00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:24,552
I think
we got disconnected.
397
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:26,672
- Morty!
- Don't "Morty" me!
398
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,760
I tricked Rick into taking Dad
on an adventure
399
00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:29,846
because I thought
I could get a break
400
00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:31,567
from this kind of [bleep]
but no!
401
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,806
Like father,
like [bleep]damn daughter!
402
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,984
You want to be like Rick,
congratulations!
403
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:38,939
You're just as arrogant
and just as irresponsible!
404
00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:40,218
Everything
okay here?
405
00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:42,069
Mind your own [bleep]damn
business, Gene!
406
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,627
I'm having a conversation
with my mother here!
407
00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:46,963
Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna
help him keep him around,
408
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,711
Mom, but it will help you lose
everyone else.
409
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,592
Like I lost Summer.
410
00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:53,347
Hey, you haven't
lost her yet.
411
00:14:53,437 --> 00:14:55,404
No, I definitely did.
She's gone.
412
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:56,814
God damn it!
413
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,362
[ Beeping ]
414
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:00,442
Go ahead.
415
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,336
[ Alarm blares ]
416
00:15:02,513 --> 00:15:04,100
Oh, come on.
What's happening?
417
00:15:04,148 --> 00:15:07,198
Your friend is class C or above
cybernetic augmentations.
418
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,708
Emphasis on the above.
419
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,327
In any case,
he needs to be neutralized.
420
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:11,553
What?! Wait!
421
00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:12,667
Ugh!
422
00:15:12,944 --> 00:15:14,777
[ Groans ]
Brain hurty.
423
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:15,994
What did you do?
424
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,172
It's a synaptic dampener
that blocks violent tendencies
425
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:19,570
and controversial thought.
426
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:21,499
He will now be
an ideal passenger.
427
00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:23,915
I want cookies
and a 90-minute cut of "Avatar."
428
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,367
Seriously?
[ Snapping ]
429
00:15:25,415 --> 00:15:27,403
- Quit it.
- It'll wear off in six hours.
430
00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:29,838
It's cheaper than banning
dangerous people from flights.
431
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,687
I mean, let everybody
buy a ticket, right?
432
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,442
Otherwise,
the terrorists win.
433
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:37,126
♪♪
434
00:15:37,948 --> 00:15:39,143
Aah!
435
00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:41,850
I'm sorry I'm not
a classic maternal archetype.
436
00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:43,761
Okay, I don't know what to do
when you people come to me
437
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:45,468
with your weird
puberty issues.
438
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,735
What are you gonna do
when your daughter asks you
439
00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:48,814
if she's attractive?
440
00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,871
I'll say "yes"!
Morty, gross!
441
00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,952
Well, she's
gonna be super hot.
442
00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,217
Her mother's gonna be
Jessica...
443
00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:55,999
Wait, when did Summer
ask you that?!
444
00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,266
Right before she Clive Barkered
herself. Why?
445
00:15:58,414 --> 00:15:59,801
Wait,
I know where she is!
446
00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:01,791
Ethan and Summer were
supposed to go camping,
447
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,927
and then he dumped Summer
for this girl, Tricia Lange,
448
00:16:03,974 --> 00:16:06,026
who's got huge boobies
and took her.
449
00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:08,268
Campsite... The one with the
name that sounds like somebody
450
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,449
gave up halfway
through naming it.
451
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:11,980
Uh... Camp Flabanabba!
452
00:16:12,095 --> 00:16:13,548
Mama's coming, baby.
453
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,393
Mama's coming, and she cares
about your titties!
454
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:19,095
They have
sweet smiggle honey cookies.
455
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:22,393
Mmm! And low-calorie
petroleum flakes.
456
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,674
Obviously cookies.
457
00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:24,960
Let's get you
the flakes then.
458
00:16:25,008 --> 00:16:26,682
Okay, but it's not
what I wanted.
459
00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:27,930
Well, maybe next time,
you won't be
460
00:16:27,977 --> 00:16:30,253
such a dumb piece of [bleep]
and you can pick for yourself.
461
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,620
- That's not nice.
- What's that?
462
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,515
Did you just have
a controversial thought?
463
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:35,237
No. That's what I
thought, bitch.
464
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,186
You little punk-ass.
465
00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:38,940
[ Chuckles ]
This is the best.
466
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:41,301
I agree.
You've made things even easier
467
00:16:41,378 --> 00:16:42,778
than if you hadn't
been incompetent.
468
00:16:42,846 --> 00:16:44,765
Uh-oh.
We get shoot-shoot now.
469
00:16:44,848 --> 00:16:47,013
♪♪
470
00:16:47,151 --> 00:16:48,905
Man #1: All right, folks, if you
could please take your seats,
471
00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:50,430
we're about to enter
the wormhole.
472
00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:53,297
So, I hope everybody bought
a dinner first.
473
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,370
[ Chuckles ] Nice. Nice.
474
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,879
[ Grunts ]
Jerry, step over there
475
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,207
and lock yourself
in the escape pod.
476
00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:58,908
You're not killing us?
I'm killing Rick.
477
00:16:58,962 --> 00:17:01,505
You're free to go. You're
no threat to me or anyone.
478
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:02,899
Now you're
just being mean.
479
00:17:02,947 --> 00:17:04,520
Yeah, you're mean...
No offense.
480
00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,161
Mean would be
shooting you, Jerry.
481
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:07,432
This is
saving a bullet.
482
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,225
Go back to
your quietly ashamed family
483
00:17:09,273 --> 00:17:10,642
and live out
the rest of your days
484
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,445
in denial
of your vagina fantasies.
485
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:15,177
It was a one-time thought
that everyone has!
486
00:17:15,273 --> 00:17:16,952
[ Grunting ]
487
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:18,046
What are you doing?
488
00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:20,115
I'm being
triumphantly brave!
489
00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,762
It's not triumphant
or brave.
490
00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:22,997
You're not risking
anything.
491
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:24,133
You might shoot me.
492
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:25,349
I think
you know I won't.
493
00:17:25,397 --> 00:17:26,772
Because you know
I feel sorry for you.
494
00:17:26,819 --> 00:17:28,545
You're just doing this
so you can tell yourself
495
00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:29,933
you fought... Ow!
496
00:17:29,993 --> 00:17:31,126
[ Buzzing ]
497
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,902
Woman:
Temporal shield compromised.
498
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:35,560
Congratulations, Jerry.
You get to die a man.
499
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,074
Uh, that's okay!
I'll leave!
500
00:17:37,134 --> 00:17:39,894
Please don't shoot.
I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?
501
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:43,771
♪♪
502
00:17:44,217 --> 00:17:48,173
Whoa!
What is happening to me?
503
00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:50,258
Where is this?
Where am I?
504
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:51,590
Am I dead?
505
00:17:51,648 --> 00:17:52,955
A-Am I... Am I still alive?
506
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:55,671
Rick: Those aren't the questions
you should be asking.
507
00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:56,805
Huh?!
508
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,197
Shh!
509
00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:02,301
[ Cawing ]
510
00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,569
[ Burping ]
511
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,033
[ Ticking ]
512
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,109
[ Roar ]
513
00:18:20,157 --> 00:18:22,422
[ Chuckles ]
Ah, got ya!
514
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,066
Come here,
you little pumpkin.
515
00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:26,469
I have shit on my ass.
516
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,416
Whoa, oof this!
517
00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:29,777
Who am I?
518
00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:31,240
Who am I?
519
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:34,423
I'm time!
I'm literally time!
520
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:39,526
All: Whooooa!
521
00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:40,933
Aah!
522
00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:44,466
Oh, God. I feel like
our souls were united,
523
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,206
and we were all one
with eternity.
524
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,565
Our body's unchanged,
525
00:18:47,613 --> 00:18:50,147
yet our minds have lived
a thousand lifetimes.
526
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,244
Is that enough time
for me to forgive you?
527
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:53,497
I don't know,
but it's enough time
528
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:55,383
for a synaptic dampener
to wear off.
529
00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:57,774
[ Pop ]
530
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,693
[Bleep]
531
00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:02,148
He hadn't decided
he was still going to kill us!
532
00:19:02,196 --> 00:19:04,332
He was talking himself into it.
I've seen it before.
533
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,922
Cosmic apotheosis wears off
faster than salvia.
534
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,091
I'm starting to believe you
because I just finished merging
535
00:19:09,138 --> 00:19:11,013
with your essence
for an endless epoch,
536
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,170
and I'm already back to thinking
you're an asshole.
537
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,018
Fine with me.
Let's just go our separate ways.
538
00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:16,565
Sounds like you
and the word "epoch"
539
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,888
have a lot
of catching up to do.
540
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:19,301
Wait, don't leave me!
541
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:20,757
Man #1: All right, folks,
you're free to get up
542
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,252
and walk around the cabin
543
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,391
and maybe take the wormhole out
for breakfast.
544
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:26,274
Man #2: Okay, you can do the
dinner one or the breakfast one,
545
00:19:26,322 --> 00:19:27,673
but not both.
546
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,592
You think you got that thing
figured out?
547
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,773
Yeah, I know
what I'm doing.
548
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,102
Good.
Because I have an idea.
549
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:40,616
It's actually a contraction
of "some" and "more,"
550
00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:41,833
- you see that?
- Oh, wow.
551
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,024
I was way off.
552
00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:44,462
[ Roaring ]
553
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:45,794
[ Both screaming ]
554
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:48,569
[ Groaning
indistinctly ]
555
00:19:48,632 --> 00:19:51,715
[ Both groaning indistinctly ]
556
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:02,998
Morty,
what's happening here?
557
00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:04,813
Summer got into
my grandpa's garage,
558
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,113
messed around, and
turned herself into a monster.
559
00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:09,201
My mom did the same
to make her feel better.
560
00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:10,520
She's a good mom.
561
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,293
[ Both chuckle ]
562
00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:15,876
Oh, my God.
I have to go call my mother!
563
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,338
Tricia, wait!
Ethan! Ethan!
564
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:19,561
Hey, it's okay.
Sit down.
565
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,817
You made
my sister cry, Ethan.
566
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,386
You messed with
her body image.
567
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,599
Look, Morty, I...
568
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:25,680
Shh, shh, shh.
569
00:20:25,728 --> 00:20:28,675
Careful, Ethan.
Your s'more is burning.
570
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,108
[ Beep, whirring ]
571
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:34,762
[ Gulps ]
572
00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:41,483
Uh, I guess we better
get on the same page
573
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:42,871
about our fake adventure.
574
00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:44,199
Right.
I'll make you a deal.
575
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,845
I'll leave out the part
where you tried to murder me...
576
00:20:45,892 --> 00:20:46,916
And I'll leave out
the part
577
00:20:46,963 --> 00:20:49,981
where you admitted
to sabotaging our marriage.
578
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,183
You want to...?
579
00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:54,170
Nah, if the family
sees me like this,
580
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:55,712
they'll
feel sorry for me.
581
00:20:55,766 --> 00:20:58,266
Which is no longer
my signature move.
582
00:20:58,411 --> 00:21:00,268
Later days, amigo.
583
00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:04,851
Actually, I just realized,
I don't have my wallet,
584
00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:06,122
and my bus pass is in there,
so maybe...
585
00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:07,958
Stay strong, Jerry.
I believe in you!
586
00:21:08,022 --> 00:21:09,388
[ Lock clicks ]
587
00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:11,064
[ Whirring ]
588
00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:15,933
[ Sighs ]
589
00:21:16,904 --> 00:21:20,646
♪♪
590
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:24,331
♪♪
591
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:30,292
♪♪
592
00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:34,215
♪♪
593
00:21:34,947 --> 00:21:38,811
♪♪
594
00:21:38,937 --> 00:21:42,803
♪♪
595
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:47,054
♪♪
596
00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:50,719
I tell you, fellas.
This is the life.
597
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,013
It certainly is.
598
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,221
To freedom!
599
00:21:53,269 --> 00:21:54,609
[ Groaning ]
600
00:21:54,657 --> 00:21:56,779
Ooh!
Looks like a 4-22.
601
00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:58,463
Ooh, a couple cranks
on scaling knob
602
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:01,296
with a four dilabyte cross fade
would fix that in a jiff.
603
00:22:01,371 --> 00:22:04,519
Four? You'd be lucky
to clear 13% de-morphized
604
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:05,590
with that
kind of range.
605
00:22:05,638 --> 00:22:08,603
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
what did we agree on?
606
00:22:08,651 --> 00:22:09,983
Together: No work talk!
607
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,843
Let's just relax and enjoy
our retirement, shall...
608
00:22:12,891 --> 00:22:14,557
[ Bird screeches ]
Oh, my God!
609
00:22:14,644 --> 00:22:16,132
Aaaaah!
610
00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:19,223
Did you get any of that?