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Aah!
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Susglamon glabbi blah!
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Pay up.
What?
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Pay up, G-Slice.
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I just finished your chores.
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Didn't I just upgrade
your ponytail?
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And -- And those ghost
goggles you asked for
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are in the vending machine.
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Attribute slider.
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Oh, shit.
Yeah.
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Jimmy Haddicker's
frisbee-golf party is tonight,
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I want him sliding
all over these attributes.
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Ow!
Sensitive bone marrow
much?
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Alright, what are we boosting,
what are we losing?
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Strength me up, dawg.
I want that frolf bod.
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Drop intelligence.
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Alright, four customizable
stats,
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courtesy of
the genetic sequencer
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in your --
Come here, nerd.
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No! Ah!
Summer!
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I will literally murder you!
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Oh, Christ, you're too dumb
to know I'm serious.
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Hey, Rick, what are you --
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Wait, i-is that
an attribute slider?
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You're juicing your stats
for the frolf party?
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You gonna ruin this
for me?
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What? No!
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I-I-I want one
for the party too!
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Do some shit for me, bro.
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I-I-I helped you
kill your nemesis.
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Oh, you guys
found him?
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It's my emotional
cheat day.
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I am removing myself
from this conversation.
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I can't believe
he gave you that.
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I-I've asked for one
forever.
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'Cause you're a bottom-feeder,
Morty.
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You beg and eat scraps.
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I'm an independent woman
who eats what she kills.
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Come on, Summer!
I-I'm your little brother!
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Y-You have to
take care of me!
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Take care of this.
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Oh! Agh!
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You just hide anywhere,
huh?
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Kick his ass, Summer!
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Oh, my God.
Who are you?
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Yeah, but what about this?
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Ah, shut up!
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-She's juggling!
-Whoa!
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Bro, is that your sister?
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Her dexterity is wild.
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Yeah, I guess?
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H-Hey, Brad,
aren't you a football guy?
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Of course, Morty.
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But the off season
is the frolf season.
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Yo, Summer!
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Get over here
and meet the team captain.
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Oh, hey, guys. So random
seeing you here.
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Love the way
you move that coin.
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Ever consider
a bigger disc?
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Is your hair different?
Oh.
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I dunno. I started using
this new leave-in conditioner?
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I love it.
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Maybe leave your number
in my phone.
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So charismatic.
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Looks like we found
our new center-forwardback.
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Gross!
She's just using tech
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to customize herself
for social situations!
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Bro, maybe you should too.
You're harshing the buzz.
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Can you give us a sec?
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Ow! Hey!
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You're embarrassing
yourself.
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Leave or I will
make you leave.
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Just let me borrow it
for a second, then I'll go.
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What do you even want it for,
you parasite?
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I-I wanna be ripped
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and -- and take my shirt off
in front of Tricia!
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Ew! You worm!
She's my best friend!
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She's not even
in your grade!
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It's a trickle down
effect!
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She'll see me
and tell everyone!
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Okay, time to go.
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-Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump!
-She's juicing!
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The device makes her cool!
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Go Summer!
Go Summer!
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Juice it up!
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Aah!
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Not so strong now, huh?
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Good luck with --
ha, intelligence.
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My turn.
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Ow!
Whoa.
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Whoa.
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That's more like it.
Morty.
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Wait 'til the girls
hear this.
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Let's see if these abs
are waterproof.
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Ah! Ah!
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Wow, smart throw.
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Yeah, really
thought out.
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Now this is some shit.
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This is what frolf
is about, bro!
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You pubescent little simian,
I will end you.
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-No.
-Ugh!
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Okay.
No.
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Not what frolf is about.
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Open your miiind!
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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Um, no thank you.
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Dude, no way.
Summer's got a Kuato!
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A what-o?
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Um, a Kuato?
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Oh, my God. She doesn't even
know what a Kuato is!
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I-I know what that is.
I'm -- I'm cool!
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Jimmy,
your leave-in conditioner!
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Ugh!
Agh!
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Look at how desperate
she is!
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Boo!
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Yeah, come on, guys!
Boo her!
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And now back to...
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"Cake or Fake?"
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Please!
Come on, you have to know!
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Do I not breathe?
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Do I not speak?
Hmm.
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Give me the knife.
Agh, no!
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Oh, my God!
Please!
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I'm not a cake!
I'm not a cake!
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Grandpa!
I'm a literal monster!
126
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And you're blocking
the TV. What's up?
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Oooopen your miiiind!
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Ho-lee shit!
A Kuato?
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Whoa.
How -- How the fuc--
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Morty messed
with my slider
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and we fell in a pool
and everyone booed!
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Thought the slider was gonna be
the whole thing this week.
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Wow.
It's not wow,
you Grinch!
134
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Why do you care about
high schoolers? This is a Kuato.
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From "Total Recall"?
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T-They're basically the crown
jewel of psychic mutants.
137
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Yeah, everyone knows
but me!
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They fucking shamed me
for it!
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Huh. Water must've fried
the gene sequencer.
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Your spines are braided?
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Christ, what a mess.
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You need to fix this,
Grandpa!
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Okay, pay up.
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What?
Pay up, S-Slice.
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Thought you killed
what you ate.
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Chore wheel's empty.
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If you work fast,
I'll fix it in the morning.
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Open your miiind!
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See, Morty gets it.
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Gah!
You're worse than he is!
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Ooopen your miind!
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God, shut up.
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Ugh.
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Ooopen your miind!
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What the hell?
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Ooopen your miiind!
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Ugh, God damn it,
Morty,
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you're even messing up
my targeted ads.
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I partied with other Kuatos
and had the time of my life.
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Kuatos rule!
Whoo!
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Ugh, whatever.
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Ugh!
You know what?
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Fuck this noise.
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Nice Kuato.
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Open your miiind!
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Preaching to
the choir.
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Have fun.
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00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:07,862
Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato
combo is out of this world.
169
00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:12,166
Oh, uh, wow, I, uh --
I love your tumor-face guy.
170
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You're hilarious.
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What'll it be?
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Open your miiind!
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Coming right up.
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Hey, sorry. I couldn't help
but notice your Kuato.
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He's huge!
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Oh, um...
Thank you?
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I'm Kwyatt,
and this is Godiva.
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Summer, and uh, this little guy
is Morty.
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Open your mind!
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Open your mind!
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Wow, I guess they all
say that, huh?
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You guys
celebrating something?
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Yeah, being Kuatos.
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We're kinda like VIPs here.
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Who's your new friend, Kwyatt?
She's cute.
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This is Summer and Morty.
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You guys should join us
at our table!
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Whoo!
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I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy Kuats,
190
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you should come hang.
191
00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,856
Open your miiind!
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00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,659
Sounds like we're
down to clown.
193
00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:19,233
Wow.
You guys do this all the time?
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00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,601
It's a tight knit
community!
195
00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,371
Feels like we're part
of the future, you know?
196
00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:25,906
Yeah, being a mutant
is rad.
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Open your miiind!
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What?
199
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Open! Your!
Miiind!
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00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,581
Totally.
201
00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,250
I love being a Kuato!
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00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,785
Whoo!
203
00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,286
Who's that guy?
Kenneth.
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00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,655
He kinda pays for all this.
You wanna meet him?
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00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,557
-Obviously.
-Ken!
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00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,059
This is Summer and Morty.
207
00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,428
They're new to the scene,
but they are the real deal!
208
00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:49,330
New friends!
Champagne?
209
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,399
So open-minded of you.
210
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We're a rare breed!
211
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Open your mind!
212
00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:56,070
What?
213
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,406
Open! Your!
Mind!
214
00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:01,976
Oh, my God, your Kuato
is so funny.
215
00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,077
To Kuatos!
216
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,678
To the future!
217
00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,435
You wanna get
outta here?
218
00:09:27,468 --> 00:09:30,071
Hell yeah I do.
219
00:09:30,104 --> 00:09:33,307
This is, like, the best night
I've had in a while.
220
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,042
Welcome to life as a Kuato.
221
00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:36,110
Open your mind!
222
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,745
Like, this whole time
I thought my brother
223
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,246
was an anchor
holding me back,
224
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,483
but he's, like, a key, to
something I never even imagined.
225
00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:43,584
Sounds
like he...
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00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,152
opened your mind.
227
00:09:45,186 --> 00:09:46,420
So did you.
228
00:09:46,454 --> 00:09:47,522
What's wrong?
229
00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,790
I'm...
Ugh. I'm sorry.
230
00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:52,026
Wait, "I'm sorry", like,
you have a girlfriend?
231
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,496
Or "I'm sorry", like,
something much worse?
232
00:09:55,530 --> 00:10:01,168
Oh! Fuck!
Let go! Let me go!
233
00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,203
Hold her steady!
234
00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,270
Open your mind!
235
00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:04,405
Hold him steady too!
236
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,440
Open your mind!
237
00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:09,276
Open...your...mind.
238
00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:14,181
Wha...
239
00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,083
Where...
240
00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,118
Morty?
241
00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,453
Shit, shit, shit.
242
00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:20,654
What was
the activation phrase?
243
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,490
"Ponytail assemble"?
244
00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:24,825
"Go go lock-picking ponytail"?
245
00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,460
I don't give my grandpa
enough credit?
246
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,703
The oven's mostly for bodies,
247
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,606
but I make pizzas
in here too.
248
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,542
Ugh!
Ah! Ah! Ah! No!
249
00:10:40,575 --> 00:10:43,444
Arrivadeadci, bitch.
250
00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:46,548
Sorry, no time to save you more
than I just did.
251
00:10:46,581 --> 00:10:48,082
Gotta find my brother!
252
00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:55,122
Jesus, shit!
Agh, what the hell, Beth?
253
00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:56,457
You're paying for those!
254
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,791
Just yell my name
like normal!
I did!
255
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,494
Why do you think I risked it
with the tongs?
256
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,762
Huh.
257
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,264
I-I guess I did drink
a lot last night.
258
00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:05,900
Marathon of "Cake Or Fake".
The -- The sentient cakes,
259
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,536
they -- they keep you guessing,
you know?
260
00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,903
Where are my kids?
261
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,337
Merged?
262
00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,741
That doesn't answer my question
and raises several others.
263
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,243
Relax, sweetie.
Summer's just doing chores.
264
00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:17,378
Which I will check on.
265
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,412
By myself.
266
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,081
Without your tongs.
267
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,417
Summer?
268
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,253
Summer?
269
00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,288
Summer?
270
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,422
Agh!
God damn it!
271
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,058
Summer!
You let them get hungry!
272
00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,770
Wait, w-why is this
in black and white?
273
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,104
For dramatic effect.
274
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,006
I didn't design you
for dramatic effect.
275
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,342
You made me sound
like your dead wife.
276
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,444
Just color the fuckin' picture.
277
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,112
We're kinda like
VIPs here.
278
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,716
I mean, if you can handle some
rowdy Kuats, you could join us?
279
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,320
I bet you say that to all
the mutant girls.
280
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:00,487
He does.
281
00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:01,889
Holy shit!
I'm just a pretty face!
282
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,891
I'm just a handsome guy!
Where's Morty?
283
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,259
He's -- He's
in a good place!
284
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,596
He's happy!
It's nice!
285
00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:09,196
He's in a "Taken" house!
286
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,465
We're gonna put him
on the highest bidder!
287
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,634
Take me to him!
288
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,934
They'll kill me!
Okay, alright.
289
00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,803
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
290
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:23,511
So, he wasn't into me?
291
00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:25,547
O-Open your...
292
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,947
O-Open your...
293
00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,316
There he is.
Man of the hour.
294
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,318
How is our big boy?
295
00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:32,753
Finally stable.
296
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,388
Should be ready for transplant
in a few hours.
297
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,456
Good.
298
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,424
Open your...
mind.
299
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,727
Why do I do it?
300
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,795
Kuatos have always had
a revolutionary spirit,
301
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,831
and there's nothing
more revolutionary
302
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,899
than me being rich.
303
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:50,471
You think anyone in that
VIP section was born a Kuato?
304
00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,172
You're a rare breed, Morty,
305
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:56,544
and we're gonna put you
on someone who values that.
306
00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:57,612
Aah!
307
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,879
Where is she?!
308
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,981
Sh-- She paid me, man!
She used the taxi app!
309
00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,685
I make less than minimum wage
and I got five kids!
310
00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:06,521
Sorry, man.
I-I guess I got really excited
311
00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,723
to beat someone up
for information.
312
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,425
Aah!
Where'd you take her?!
313
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,727
Come on! Ow!
314
00:13:12,761 --> 00:13:14,161
Where is she?!
She just ordered a drink!
315
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,698
Aah!
I-I spent a long time mixing it!
316
00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:17,898
She didn't even tip!
317
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,466
Shit, sorry.
Wrong guy again.
318
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,402
Thought I'd be better at this.
Whatever you say, man.
319
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,570
Just don't hit me again!
320
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:23,672
Who'd she leave with?!
321
00:13:23,705 --> 00:13:25,873
Aah!
322
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,941
Where is she?!
I'll never tell you!
323
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,110
Oh, okay,
y-you actually know?
324
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:32,479
Wait, wait, isn't that
why you're punching me?
325
00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:33,782
It is now!
326
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,550
What did you do to her?!
327
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:37,985
Where is she?!
328
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,788
Shit, man!
Right there!
329
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,723
-Grandpa?
-Oh, Summer.
330
00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:43,792
Okay, awesome.
331
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,893
Who's this?
Hot Guy Who Trafficked You?
332
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:46,994
I'm Kwyatt.
333
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,530
I'm kind of on a roll.
Can I...
334
00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:49,863
Oh, God!
No, no, no!
335
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,365
How'd you get here first?
336
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,535
I guess even when I'm bad,
I'm still pretty good.
337
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:54,968
So, what's Morty
saying to you?
338
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,837
Where is he?
What? How would I know?
339
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,506
Y-You didn't form
a psychic link?
340
00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,008
No, we didn't form a psychic
link. What the fuck is that?
341
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,711
That's like
the whole thing!
342
00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:04,912
Crown jewel of psychic
mutants, Summer.
343
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,246
You used him to get
with cool kids,
344
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,115
but didn't even activate
your powers?
345
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,451
It's kind of a Kuato's
whole deal.
346
00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:11,820
Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry!
347
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,555
Alright,
so how do I hear him?
348
00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,690
Open your mind, Summer?
349
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,491
Christ.
350
00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,196
Hello?
351
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,464
Morty?
352
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,666
Morty!
353
00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,899
Summer?
354
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,868
Summer!
Is that you?
355
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,203
Morty, I can hear you!
356
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,638
Thank fucking Christ,
you bitch!
357
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:31,972
I've been screaming
for hours!
358
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,941
Alright, well, I don't have
to hear you.
359
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,276
Sorry! A-And I'm sorry
about the frolf party.
360
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,113
I-I think they're selling me,
Summer! Hurry!
361
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,280
They're selling him,
Grandpa!
362
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,851
Well, obviously.
Well, obviously.
363
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,753
You don't have to do this!
364
00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,186
What we had was real!
365
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,923
Prepare to get opened.
366
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,991
Don't shoot!
367
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,326
I didn't tell them anything!
368
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,762
Except where and how
to find you.
369
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:55,597
He's outlived his usefulness.
370
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,665
Kill him.
371
00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,933
Aaaah!
372
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,335
Oh, shit,
psychic warfare!
373
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,971
What?
Hold on,
Grandpa's got this.
374
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,775
Oh shit! Run!
375
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,475
Whoa, psychic Grandpa.
376
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:11,145
No, look. Fake temple with
a high pitch noise maker.
377
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,680
Run before these guys
figure it out!
378
00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:13,947
He's a fake, you morons!
379
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,449
Like most psychics!
380
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,050
Kill them!
381
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,686
-Summer!
-I'm coming, Morty!
382
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,053
Where are you?
383
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,523
I dunno!
Th-- They're moving me!
384
00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:22,724
I'm on the move!
385
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:25,459
This next one comes
with a hat.
386
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,594
Oh, shit!
387
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,868
That's what frolf is about,
bitch!
388
00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:36,638
Ohhh, Frisbee plus golf.
I get it now.
389
00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,573
Summer, hurry!
390
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,778
Open your mind!
391
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:44,945
Where do you think
they got that one?
392
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,313
Whose chest is that big?
393
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,916
We don't have time
for this.
394
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,617
Hey, why do you get
to kick down all the doors?
395
00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:51,084
I wanna kick one.
Ow, shit!
396
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,953
It's locked!
My ankle!
397
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,889
What is this,
your first "Taken"?
398
00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:56,758
Ah!
Fuck you, Summer!
399
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,793
I rescue Morty seven times
per season!
400
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,160
Summer!
The boat, Summer!
401
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:02,162
Morty!
I see it! I see the boat!
402
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:04,766
Here, Summer,
check this out.
403
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,002
"Check this out"?
Yeah, window jump.
404
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,004
Try to say it's my first
"Taken" now.
405
00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:14,576
It's your first "Taken".
I'm getting my groove back!
406
00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:18,513
You heard him, boys! Kill him
before he gets his groove!
407
00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:20,882
Ow!
408
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:24,051
Ow! Fuck!
409
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,219
None of this
would have happened
410
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,955
if you just unmerged us
when I asked!
411
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,022
Morty gets everything
for free!
412
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,457
Morty's a dog!
413
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:32,527
People have cats because
their affection is earned.
414
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,262
I treat you like an equal
because I respect you
415
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,064
You remind me
of your grandmother.
416
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,633
What?
What?
417
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,635
No, I said, "What?"
418
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:41,669
Oh, you're
getting choked.
419
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,403
Go go ponytail secret move!
420
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,607
Oh, my God! What?
421
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,140
Hair, stop!
422
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,776
I need you to remove that.
423
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,444
Ungrateful.
424
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,513
How's Morty?
425
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:52,981
Morty!
You okay?
426
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,281
Sorry, I just killed a guy
with my hair.
427
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,517
No, I'm not okay!
428
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,751
I-I'm still on the boat!
429
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,218
Hurry!
430
00:16:58,252 --> 00:17:00,788
Open your mind!
Sedate him.
431
00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:03,457
We're meeting his buyer
in an hour.
432
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,328
Ow!
Open your miiind!
433
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,599
Easy there.
It'll all be over soon.
434
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,734
Aw, shit!
435
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,702
Bite me twice,
shame on me!
436
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:17,070
Whoa!
Oh, man.
437
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,674
Inject me once...
438
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,814
Sir! They're inbound,
what should we do?
439
00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:29,082
Kill them, idiot!
440
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,187
There are days,
and there are days.
441
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,659
Kenneth, you're the crown jewel
of psychic assholes.
442
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:38,993
Quite an entrance.
443
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,395
Now, for mine.
444
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,198
That's the reveal?
You slide off?
445
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,803
You think I'm done
revealing?
446
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:51,506
That's right, it's me!
447
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:52,974
A smaller Kuato.
448
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:55,409
The mastermind behind it all.
449
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,378
I sold out my own kind,
and I'd do it again!
450
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,048
Wow, who could've seen
that coming?
451
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,281
I mean, he can talk.
452
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:03,216
That's kinda surprising.
Yes.
453
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,821
Everyone always assumed that
charming Kenneth was the brains.
454
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,656
Or perhaps his Kuato.
455
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,758
But I was in control!
456
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:11,826
Aah!
457
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:14,194
Morty!
Damn, Morty, big air!
458
00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:18,465
Stop it!
459
00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:23,972
Open your mind.
460
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,540
You wanna die?
461
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:33,146
Ah!
You little shit!
462
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,882
Whoa, he's got a knife!
463
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,752
Not just any knife.
464
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:38,886
Kuato knife!
465
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,988
Oh! Oh!
466
00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,056
Hey, stop!
That's mine!
467
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:44,324
Shit, fuck!
468
00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:47,260
Oh, shit!
It has missiles!
469
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,797
You think
this is a joke?
470
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:55,503
You're about to die.
471
00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:59,406
So I'll let you in
on my true secret --
472
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,776
Those last three guys
were chumps.
473
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,945
I'm the real top dawg.
474
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:06,246
Oh, shit,
is that three or four?
475
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,414
I've lost count.
476
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,051
But wait,
if you're dazzled now --
477
00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:13,320
Okay.
I see where this is going.
478
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,024
Hey -- No!
No! Ah!
479
00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:18,158
No! Ow!
480
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,061
What?
No! No!
481
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,796
Noooo!
482
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,502
Man, kind of a shame.
483
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,302
That spider thing
was pretty cool.
484
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,505
Yeah.
I wanted it.
485
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:32,874
Morty says he wanted it.
Oh, o-okay.
486
00:19:32,907 --> 00:19:34,642
Here.
487
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,814
Oh, wh-- whoops.
488
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,049
You gotta jiggle it more.
489
00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:42,784
Obviously I'm jiggling it,
Summer!
490
00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:43,985
Well,
not hard enough.
491
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,419
Morty says,
"Not hard enough."
492
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,187
I-I must have it set up
for motion smoothing.
493
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,724
I-I gotta upgrade
the polling rate.
494
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:55,897
Jesus, what are you,
a lifeguard?
495
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,065
Just jiggle it!
496
00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,000
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
497
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,168
No!
Wait!
498
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,670
I have so much more
to reveal!
499
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,073
Ah!
Nooo--
500
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:07,508
There we go.
501
00:20:10,178 --> 00:20:12,013
Oh, yeah,
this is great.
502
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,480
Whoa, Morty,
looking good.
503
00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:15,883
Bro, you're actually
like a fucking boss.
504
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,952
Wait, can that thing jump?
505
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:19,954
Oh, my God. Bro.
506
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,969
And the Harry Herpsons win!
507
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,104
Yeah, Morty!
508
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,872
That's a par!
509
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:42,210
-Morty! Yeah!
-Open your mind!
510
00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:48,082
Hey, did you see
that par?
511
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,517
Morty's killer out there.
512
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,753
Yeah. He's not even
using his missiles.
513
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,020
Speaking of...
514
00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,857
I kinda need a new girl
to hook up with on Tuesdays?
515
00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,191
Eh.
Pass.
516
00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:59,493
Hey, you wanna get
out of here?
Totes.
517
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:02,163
Summer saved me from being
trafficked and burned alive.
518
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,866
It's, like, whatever.
519
00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:06,333
Damn, Summer Smith.
520
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,003
There is no end
to your complexity.
521
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,907
Ah, there's the missiles.
522
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,142
O--Open your mind!
523
00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,511
Open your mind!
524
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,711
Yes, well, my new Kuato
was named Morty,
525
00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:53,748
but I'm going to call him
Sixty-Nine.
526
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:58,351
Kenneth's running a little late
with the package, no?
527
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:01,454
Oh, he'll show.
Do you know how much I paid?
528
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,292
69 million flurbos.
529
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,929
I had 70 of course, but...
530
00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:09,230
69.
531
00:22:11,232 --> 00:22:13,835
I have 69 credit cards.
532
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,671
My wife wanted
to have sex,
533
00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:20,074
but I said no,
not unless we 69.
534
00:22:22,743 --> 00:22:23,945
TMI, Michael.
535
00:22:23,978 --> 00:22:25,980
You have a wife?