1 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:13,515 Aah! 2 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:15,783 Susglamon glabbi blah! 3 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:30,798 Pay up. What? 4 00:00:30,832 --> 00:00:31,933 Pay up, G-Slice. 5 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,801 I just finished your chores. 6 00:00:33,835 --> 00:00:35,068 Didn't I just upgrade your ponytail? 7 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:36,871 And -- And those ghost goggles you asked for 8 00:00:36,905 --> 00:00:37,906 are in the vending machine. 9 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:38,973 Attribute slider. 10 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:40,440 Oh, shit. Yeah. 11 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,175 Jimmy Haddicker's frisbee-golf party is tonight, 12 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:46,280 I want him sliding all over these attributes. 13 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:51,118 Ow! Sensitive bone marrow much? 14 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,120 Alright, what are we boosting, what are we losing? 15 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,222 Strength me up, dawg. I want that frolf bod. 16 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,356 Drop intelligence. 17 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,859 Alright, four customizable stats, 18 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,393 courtesy of the genetic sequencer 19 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,895 in your -- Come here, nerd. 20 00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:02,864 No! Ah! Summer! 21 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,364 I will literally murder you! 22 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,233 Oh, Christ, you're too dumb to know I'm serious. 23 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,135 Hey, Rick, what are you -- 24 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,504 Wait, i-is that an attribute slider? 25 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,172 You're juicing your stats for the frolf party? 26 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,407 You gonna ruin this for me? 27 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,408 What? No! 28 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,276 I-I-I want one for the party too! 29 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,512 Do some shit for me, bro. 30 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,681 I-I-I helped you kill your nemesis. 31 00:01:19,714 --> 00:01:20,748 Oh, you guys found him? 32 00:01:20,782 --> 00:01:22,149 It's my emotional cheat day. 33 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:24,953 I am removing myself from this conversation. 34 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:26,821 I can't believe he gave you that. 35 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,121 I-I've asked for one forever. 36 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,891 'Cause you're a bottom-feeder, Morty. 37 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,224 You beg and eat scraps. 38 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,393 I'm an independent woman who eats what she kills. 39 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,997 Come on, Summer! I-I'm your little brother! 40 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,230 Y-You have to take care of me! 41 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,498 Take care of this. 42 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,001 Oh! Agh! 43 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:41,368 You just hide anywhere, huh? 44 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,337 Kick his ass, Summer! 45 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,306 Oh, my God. Who are you? 46 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,776 Yeah, but what about this? 47 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:22,810 Ah, shut up! 48 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,344 -She's juggling! -Whoa! 49 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,813 Bro, is that your sister? 50 00:02:25,847 --> 00:02:27,649 Her dexterity is wild. 51 00:02:27,682 --> 00:02:28,950 Yeah, I guess? 52 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:31,052 H-Hey, Brad, aren't you a football guy? 53 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:32,319 Of course, Morty. 54 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:35,089 But the off season is the frolf season. 55 00:02:35,123 --> 00:02:36,456 Yo, Summer! 56 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,492 Get over here and meet the team captain. 57 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,330 Oh, hey, guys. So random seeing you here. 58 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,399 Love the way you move that coin. 59 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,968 Ever consider a bigger disc? 60 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,569 Is your hair different? Oh. 61 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:51,873 I dunno. I started using this new leave-in conditioner? 62 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:53,074 I love it. 63 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:55,910 Maybe leave your number in my phone. 64 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,310 So charismatic. 65 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,147 Looks like we found our new center-forwardback. 66 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,049 Gross! She's just using tech 67 00:03:01,082 --> 00:03:02,950 to customize herself for social situations! 68 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:06,386 Bro, maybe you should too. You're harshing the buzz. 69 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,755 Can you give us a sec? 70 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:09,189 Ow! Hey! 71 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:10,490 You're embarrassing yourself. 72 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,727 Leave or I will make you leave. 73 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,562 Just let me borrow it for a second, then I'll go. 74 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,097 What do you even want it for, you parasite? 75 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,497 I-I wanna be ripped 76 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:19,299 and -- and take my shirt off in front of Tricia! 77 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,536 Ew! You worm! She's my best friend! 78 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,137 She's not even in your grade! 79 00:03:23,171 --> 00:03:24,304 It's a trickle down effect! 80 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,973 She'll see me and tell everyone! 81 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:27,008 Okay, time to go. 82 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:31,012 -Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump! -She's juicing! 83 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,880 The device makes her cool! 84 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:34,649 Go Summer! Go Summer! 85 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,651 Juice it up! 86 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,053 Aah! 87 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:40,320 Not so strong now, huh? 88 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,790 Good luck with -- ha, intelligence. 89 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,025 My turn. 90 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,561 Ow! Whoa. 91 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,394 Whoa. 92 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,163 That's more like it. Morty. 93 00:03:49,197 --> 00:03:50,531 Wait 'til the girls hear this. 94 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:52,934 Let's see if these abs are waterproof. 95 00:04:05,213 --> 00:04:06,279 Ah! Ah! 96 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:07,515 Wow, smart throw. 97 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,083 Yeah, really thought out. 98 00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,283 Now this is some shit. 99 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:11,886 This is what frolf is about, bro! 100 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:15,189 You pubescent little simian, I will end you. 101 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,272 -No. -Ugh! 102 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,406 Okay. No. 103 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,942 Not what frolf is about. 104 00:04:34,976 --> 00:04:38,179 Open your miiind! 105 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:40,081 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 106 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,448 Um, no thank you. 107 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,985 Dude, no way. Summer's got a Kuato! 108 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,019 A what-o? 109 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,486 Um, a Kuato? 110 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:48,723 Oh, my God. She doesn't even know what a Kuato is! 111 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:51,025 I-I know what that is. I'm -- I'm cool! 112 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,226 Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner! 113 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,426 Ugh! Agh! 114 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,696 Look at how desperate she is! 115 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:56,564 Boo! 116 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,666 Yeah, come on, guys! Boo her! 117 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,807 And now back to... 118 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,275 "Cake or Fake?" 119 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,309 Please! Come on, you have to know! 120 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:10,343 Do I not breathe? 121 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,180 Do I not speak? Hmm. 122 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:13,247 Give me the knife. Agh, no! 123 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:14,582 Oh, my God! Please! 124 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,983 I'm not a cake! I'm not a cake! 125 00:05:16,017 --> 00:05:17,852 Grandpa! I'm a literal monster! 126 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:20,221 And you're blocking the TV. What's up? 127 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:23,224 Oooopen your miiiind! 128 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:25,092 Ho-lee shit! A Kuato? 129 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:27,094 Whoa. How -- How the fuc-- 130 00:05:27,128 --> 00:05:28,395 Morty messed with my slider 131 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,031 and we fell in a pool and everyone booed! 132 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:32,166 Thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week. 133 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,035 Wow. It's not wow, you Grinch! 134 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,804 Why do you care about high schoolers? This is a Kuato. 135 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:38,206 From "Total Recall"? 136 00:05:38,239 --> 00:05:40,274 T-They're basically the crown jewel of psychic mutants. 137 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:42,243 Yeah, everyone knows but me! 138 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:44,312 They fucking shamed me for it! 139 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,814 Huh. Water must've fried the gene sequencer. 140 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:48,015 Your spines are braided? 141 00:05:48,049 --> 00:05:49,116 Christ, what a mess. 142 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:50,985 You need to fix this, Grandpa! 143 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,220 Okay, pay up. 144 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:53,788 What? Pay up, S-Slice. 145 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,022 Thought you killed what you ate. 146 00:05:55,056 --> 00:05:56,456 Chore wheel's empty. 147 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,092 If you work fast, I'll fix it in the morning. 148 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,794 Open your miiind! 149 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,195 See, Morty gets it. 150 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:04,966 Gah! You're worse than he is! 151 00:06:04,999 --> 00:06:07,134 Ooopen your miind! 152 00:06:07,168 --> 00:06:09,103 God, shut up. 153 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,838 Ugh. 154 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:13,774 Ooopen your miind! 155 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,116 What the hell? 156 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,985 Ooopen your miiind! 157 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:25,286 Ugh, God damn it, Morty, 158 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:28,522 you're even messing up my targeted ads. 159 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:33,527 I partied with other Kuatos and had the time of my life. 160 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:36,731 Kuatos rule! Whoo! 161 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,733 Ugh, whatever. 162 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,105 Ugh! You know what? 163 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:45,940 Fuck this noise. 164 00:06:53,114 --> 00:06:54,849 Nice Kuato. 165 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,350 Open your miiind! 166 00:06:56,384 --> 00:06:58,085 Preaching to the choir. 167 00:06:58,119 --> 00:07:00,221 Have fun. 168 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:07,862 Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato combo is out of this world. 169 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:12,166 Oh, uh, wow, I, uh -- I love your tumor-face guy. 170 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,268 You're hilarious. 171 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,306 What'll it be? 172 00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:20,207 Open your miiind! 173 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,976 Coming right up. 174 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:31,852 Hey, sorry. I couldn't help but notice your Kuato. 175 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:32,720 He's huge! 176 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,189 Oh, um... Thank you? 177 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,591 I'm Kwyatt, and this is Godiva. 178 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:41,228 Summer, and uh, this little guy is Morty. 179 00:07:41,262 --> 00:07:42,997 Open your mind! 180 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,765 Open your mind! 181 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:47,201 Wow, I guess they all say that, huh? 182 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,204 You guys celebrating something? 183 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,639 Yeah, being Kuatos. 184 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,040 We're kinda like VIPs here. 185 00:07:53,074 --> 00:07:56,077 Who's your new friend, Kwyatt? She's cute. 186 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,378 This is Summer and Morty. 187 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,915 You guys should join us at our table! 188 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,316 Whoo! 189 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:05,553 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy Kuats, 190 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,954 you should come hang. 191 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,856 Open your miiind! 192 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,659 Sounds like we're down to clown. 193 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:19,233 Wow. You guys do this all the time? 194 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,601 It's a tight knit community! 195 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,371 Feels like we're part of the future, you know? 196 00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:25,906 Yeah, being a mutant is rad. 197 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,842 Open your miiind! 198 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:28,676 What? 199 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:32,246 Open! Your! Miiind! 200 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,581 Totally. 201 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,250 I love being a Kuato! 202 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,785 Whoo! 203 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,286 Who's that guy? Kenneth. 204 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,655 He kinda pays for all this. You wanna meet him? 205 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,557 -Obviously. -Ken! 206 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,059 This is Summer and Morty. 207 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,428 They're new to the scene, but they are the real deal! 208 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:49,330 New friends! Champagne? 209 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,399 So open-minded of you. 210 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:53,267 We're a rare breed! 211 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,036 Open your mind! 212 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:56,070 What? 213 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,406 Open! Your! Mind! 214 00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:01,976 Oh, my God, your Kuato is so funny. 215 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,077 To Kuatos! 216 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,678 To the future! 217 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,435 You wanna get outta here? 218 00:09:27,468 --> 00:09:30,071 Hell yeah I do. 219 00:09:30,104 --> 00:09:33,307 This is, like, the best night I've had in a while. 220 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,042 Welcome to life as a Kuato. 221 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:36,110 Open your mind! 222 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,745 Like, this whole time I thought my brother 223 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,246 was an anchor holding me back, 224 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,483 but he's, like, a key, to something I never even imagined. 225 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:43,584 Sounds like he... 226 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,152 opened your mind. 227 00:09:45,186 --> 00:09:46,420 So did you. 228 00:09:46,454 --> 00:09:47,522 What's wrong? 229 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,790 I'm... Ugh. I'm sorry. 230 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:52,026 Wait, "I'm sorry", like, you have a girlfriend? 231 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,496 Or "I'm sorry", like, something much worse? 232 00:09:55,530 --> 00:10:01,168 Oh! Fuck! Let go! Let me go! 233 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,203 Hold her steady! 234 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,270 Open your mind! 235 00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:04,405 Hold him steady too! 236 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,440 Open your mind! 237 00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:09,276 Open...your...mind. 238 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:14,181 Wha... 239 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,083 Where... 240 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,118 Morty? 241 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,453 Shit, shit, shit. 242 00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:20,654 What was the activation phrase? 243 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,490 "Ponytail assemble"? 244 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:24,825 "Go go lock-picking ponytail"? 245 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,460 I don't give my grandpa enough credit? 246 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,703 The oven's mostly for bodies, 247 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,606 but I make pizzas in here too. 248 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,542 Ugh! Ah! Ah! Ah! No! 249 00:10:40,575 --> 00:10:43,444 Arrivadeadci, bitch. 250 00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:46,548 Sorry, no time to save you more than I just did. 251 00:10:46,581 --> 00:10:48,082 Gotta find my brother! 252 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:55,122 Jesus, shit! Agh, what the hell, Beth? 253 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:56,457 You're paying for those! 254 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,791 Just yell my name like normal! I did! 255 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,494 Why do you think I risked it with the tongs? 256 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,762 Huh. 257 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,264 I-I guess I did drink a lot last night. 258 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:05,900 Marathon of "Cake Or Fake". The -- The sentient cakes, 259 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,536 they -- they keep you guessing, you know? 260 00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,903 Where are my kids? 261 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,337 Merged? 262 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,741 That doesn't answer my question and raises several others. 263 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,243 Relax, sweetie. Summer's just doing chores. 264 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:17,378 Which I will check on. 265 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,412 By myself. 266 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,081 Without your tongs. 267 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,417 Summer? 268 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,253 Summer? 269 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,288 Summer? 270 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,422 Agh! God damn it! 271 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,058 Summer! You let them get hungry! 272 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,770 Wait, w-why is this in black and white? 273 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,104 For dramatic effect. 274 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,006 I didn't design you for dramatic effect. 275 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,342 You made me sound like your dead wife. 276 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,444 Just color the fuckin' picture. 277 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,112 We're kinda like VIPs here. 278 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,716 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy Kuats, you could join us? 279 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,320 I bet you say that to all the mutant girls. 280 00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:00,487 He does. 281 00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:01,889 Holy shit! I'm just a pretty face! 282 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,891 I'm just a handsome guy! Where's Morty? 283 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,259 He's -- He's in a good place! 284 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,596 He's happy! It's nice! 285 00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:09,196 He's in a "Taken" house! 286 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,465 We're gonna put him on the highest bidder! 287 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,634 Take me to him! 288 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,934 They'll kill me! Okay, alright. 289 00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,803 I'm sorry. I'll do it. 290 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:23,511 So, he wasn't into me? 291 00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:25,547 O-Open your... 292 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,947 O-Open your... 293 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,316 There he is. Man of the hour. 294 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,318 How is our big boy? 295 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:32,753 Finally stable. 296 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,388 Should be ready for transplant in a few hours. 297 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,456 Good. 298 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,424 Open your... mind. 299 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,727 Why do I do it? 300 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,795 Kuatos have always had a revolutionary spirit, 301 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,831 and there's nothing more revolutionary 302 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,899 than me being rich. 303 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:50,471 You think anyone in that VIP section was born a Kuato? 304 00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,172 You're a rare breed, Morty, 305 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:56,544 and we're gonna put you on someone who values that. 306 00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:57,612 Aah! 307 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,879 Where is she?! 308 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,981 Sh-- She paid me, man! She used the taxi app! 309 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,685 I make less than minimum wage and I got five kids! 310 00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:06,521 Sorry, man. I-I guess I got really excited 311 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,723 to beat someone up for information. 312 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,425 Aah! Where'd you take her?! 313 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,727 Come on! Ow! 314 00:13:12,761 --> 00:13:14,161 Where is she?! She just ordered a drink! 315 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,698 Aah! I-I spent a long time mixing it! 316 00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:17,898 She didn't even tip! 317 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,466 Shit, sorry. Wrong guy again. 318 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,402 Thought I'd be better at this. Whatever you say, man. 319 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,570 Just don't hit me again! 320 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:23,672 Who'd she leave with?! 321 00:13:23,705 --> 00:13:25,873 Aah! 322 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,941 Where is she?! I'll never tell you! 323 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,110 Oh, okay, y-you actually know? 324 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:32,479 Wait, wait, isn't that why you're punching me? 325 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:33,782 It is now! 326 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,550 What did you do to her?! 327 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:37,985 Where is she?! 328 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,788 Shit, man! Right there! 329 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,723 -Grandpa? -Oh, Summer. 330 00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:43,792 Okay, awesome. 331 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,893 Who's this? Hot Guy Who Trafficked You? 332 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:46,994 I'm Kwyatt. 333 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,530 I'm kind of on a roll. Can I... 334 00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:49,863 Oh, God! No, no, no! 335 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,365 How'd you get here first? 336 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,535 I guess even when I'm bad, I'm still pretty good. 337 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:54,968 So, what's Morty saying to you? 338 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,837 Where is he? What? How would I know? 339 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,506 Y-You didn't form a psychic link? 340 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,008 No, we didn't form a psychic link. What the fuck is that? 341 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,711 That's like the whole thing! 342 00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:04,912 Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer. 343 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,246 You used him to get with cool kids, 344 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,115 but didn't even activate your powers? 345 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,451 It's kind of a Kuato's whole deal. 346 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:11,820 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 347 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,555 Alright, so how do I hear him? 348 00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,690 Open your mind, Summer? 349 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,491 Christ. 350 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,196 Hello? 351 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,464 Morty? 352 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,666 Morty! 353 00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,899 Summer? 354 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,868 Summer! Is that you? 355 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,203 Morty, I can hear you! 356 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,638 Thank fucking Christ, you bitch! 357 00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:31,972 I've been screaming for hours! 358 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,941 Alright, well, I don't have to hear you. 359 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,276 Sorry! A-And I'm sorry about the frolf party. 360 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,113 I-I think they're selling me, Summer! Hurry! 361 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,280 They're selling him, Grandpa! 362 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,851 Well, obviously. Well, obviously. 363 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,753 You don't have to do this! 364 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,186 What we had was real! 365 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,923 Prepare to get opened. 366 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,991 Don't shoot! 367 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,326 I didn't tell them anything! 368 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,762 Except where and how to find you. 369 00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:55,597 He's outlived his usefulness. 370 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,665 Kill him. 371 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,933 Aaaah! 372 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,335 Oh, shit, psychic warfare! 373 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,971 What? Hold on, Grandpa's got this. 374 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,775 Oh shit! Run! 375 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,475 Whoa, psychic Grandpa. 376 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:11,145 No, look. Fake temple with a high pitch noise maker. 377 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,680 Run before these guys figure it out! 378 00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:13,947 He's a fake, you morons! 379 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,449 Like most psychics! 380 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,050 Kill them! 381 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,686 -Summer! -I'm coming, Morty! 382 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,053 Where are you? 383 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,523 I dunno! Th-- They're moving me! 384 00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:22,724 I'm on the move! 385 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:25,459 This next one comes with a hat. 386 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,594 Oh, shit! 387 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,868 That's what frolf is about, bitch! 388 00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:36,638 Ohhh, Frisbee plus golf. I get it now. 389 00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,573 Summer, hurry! 390 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,778 Open your mind! 391 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:44,945 Where do you think they got that one? 392 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,313 Whose chest is that big? 393 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,916 We don't have time for this. 394 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,617 Hey, why do you get to kick down all the doors? 395 00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:51,084 I wanna kick one. Ow, shit! 396 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,953 It's locked! My ankle! 397 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,889 What is this, your first "Taken"? 398 00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:56,758 Ah! Fuck you, Summer! 399 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,793 I rescue Morty seven times per season! 400 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,160 Summer! The boat, Summer! 401 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:02,162 Morty! I see it! I see the boat! 402 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:04,766 Here, Summer, check this out. 403 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,002 "Check this out"? Yeah, window jump. 404 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,004 Try to say it's my first "Taken" now. 405 00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:14,576 It's your first "Taken". I'm getting my groove back! 406 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:18,513 You heard him, boys! Kill him before he gets his groove! 407 00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:20,882 Ow! 408 00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:24,051 Ow! Fuck! 409 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,219 None of this would have happened 410 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,955 if you just unmerged us when I asked! 411 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,022 Morty gets everything for free! 412 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,457 Morty's a dog! 413 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:32,527 People have cats because their affection is earned. 414 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,262 I treat you like an equal because I respect you 415 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,064 You remind me of your grandmother. 416 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,633 What? What? 417 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,635 No, I said, "What?" 418 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:41,669 Oh, you're getting choked. 419 00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,403 Go go ponytail secret move! 420 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,607 Oh, my God! What? 421 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,140 Hair, stop! 422 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,776 I need you to remove that. 423 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,444 Ungrateful. 424 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,513 How's Morty? 425 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:52,981 Morty! You okay? 426 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,281 Sorry, I just killed a guy with my hair. 427 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,517 No, I'm not okay! 428 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,751 I-I'm still on the boat! 429 00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,218 Hurry! 430 00:16:58,252 --> 00:17:00,788 Open your mind! Sedate him. 431 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:03,457 We're meeting his buyer in an hour. 432 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,328 Ow! Open your miiind! 433 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,599 Easy there. It'll all be over soon. 434 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,734 Aw, shit! 435 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,702 Bite me twice, shame on me! 436 00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:17,070 Whoa! Oh, man. 437 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,674 Inject me once... 438 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,814 Sir! They're inbound, what should we do? 439 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:29,082 Kill them, idiot! 440 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,187 There are days, and there are days. 441 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,659 Kenneth, you're the crown jewel of psychic assholes. 442 00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:38,993 Quite an entrance. 443 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,395 Now, for mine. 444 00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,198 That's the reveal? You slide off? 445 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,803 You think I'm done revealing? 446 00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:51,506 That's right, it's me! 447 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:52,974 A smaller Kuato. 448 00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:55,409 The mastermind behind it all. 449 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,378 I sold out my own kind, and I'd do it again! 450 00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,048 Wow, who could've seen that coming? 451 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,281 I mean, he can talk. 452 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:03,216 That's kinda surprising. Yes. 453 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,821 Everyone always assumed that charming Kenneth was the brains. 454 00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,656 Or perhaps his Kuato. 455 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,758 But I was in control! 456 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:11,826 Aah! 457 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:14,194 Morty! Damn, Morty, big air! 458 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:18,465 Stop it! 459 00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:23,972 Open your mind. 460 00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,540 You wanna die? 461 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:33,146 Ah! You little shit! 462 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,882 Whoa, he's got a knife! 463 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,752 Not just any knife. 464 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:38,886 Kuato knife! 465 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,988 Oh! Oh! 466 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,056 Hey, stop! That's mine! 467 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:44,324 Shit, fuck! 468 00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:47,260 Oh, shit! It has missiles! 469 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,797 You think this is a joke? 470 00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:55,503 You're about to die. 471 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:59,406 So I'll let you in on my true secret -- 472 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,776 Those last three guys were chumps. 473 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,945 I'm the real top dawg. 474 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:06,246 Oh, shit, is that three or four? 475 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,414 I've lost count. 476 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,051 But wait, if you're dazzled now -- 477 00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:13,320 Okay. I see where this is going. 478 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,024 Hey -- No! No! Ah! 479 00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:18,158 No! Ow! 480 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,061 What? No! No! 481 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,796 Noooo! 482 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,502 Man, kind of a shame. 483 00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,302 That spider thing was pretty cool. 484 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,505 Yeah. I wanted it. 485 00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:32,874 Morty says he wanted it. Oh, o-okay. 486 00:19:32,907 --> 00:19:34,642 Here. 487 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,814 Oh, wh-- whoops. 488 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,049 You gotta jiggle it more. 489 00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:42,784 Obviously I'm jiggling it, Summer! 490 00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:43,985 Well, not hard enough. 491 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,419 Morty says, "Not hard enough." 492 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,187 I-I must have it set up for motion smoothing. 493 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,724 I-I gotta upgrade the polling rate. 494 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:55,897 Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard? 495 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,065 Just jiggle it! 496 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,000 I'm alive! I'm alive! 497 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,168 No! Wait! 498 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,670 I have so much more to reveal! 499 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,073 Ah! Nooo-- 500 00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:07,508 There we go. 501 00:20:10,178 --> 00:20:12,013 Oh, yeah, this is great. 502 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,480 Whoa, Morty, looking good. 503 00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:15,883 Bro, you're actually like a fucking boss. 504 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,952 Wait, can that thing jump? 505 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:19,954 Oh, my God. Bro. 506 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,969 And the Harry Herpsons win! 507 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,104 Yeah, Morty! 508 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,872 That's a par! 509 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:42,210 -Morty! Yeah! -Open your mind! 510 00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:48,082 Hey, did you see that par? 511 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,517 Morty's killer out there. 512 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,753 Yeah. He's not even using his missiles. 513 00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,020 Speaking of... 514 00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,857 I kinda need a new girl to hook up with on Tuesdays? 515 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,191 Eh. Pass. 516 00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:59,493 Hey, you wanna get out of here? Totes. 517 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:02,163 Summer saved me from being trafficked and burned alive. 518 00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,866 It's, like, whatever. 519 00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:06,333 Damn, Summer Smith. 520 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,003 There is no end to your complexity. 521 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,907 Ah, there's the missiles. 522 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,142 O--Open your mind! 523 00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,511 Open your mind! 524 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,711 Yes, well, my new Kuato was named Morty, 525 00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:53,748 but I'm going to call him Sixty-Nine. 526 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:58,351 Kenneth's running a little late with the package, no? 527 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:01,454 Oh, he'll show. Do you know how much I paid? 528 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,292 69 million flurbos. 529 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,929 I had 70 of course, but... 530 00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:09,230 69. 531 00:22:11,232 --> 00:22:13,835 I have 69 credit cards. 532 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,671 My wife wanted to have sex, 533 00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:20,074 but I said no, not unless we 69. 534 00:22:22,743 --> 00:22:23,945 TMI, Michael. 535 00:22:23,978 --> 00:22:25,980 You have a wife?