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Any clue when our houseguest
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is finally gonna leave?
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It'd be nice to have
the living room back.
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I keep tripping
on all his top hats.
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He's always
messing with my TiVo!
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It's an antique, the
buttons are fragile!
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Big surprise that
Dad's avoiding all this.
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Guys, he's a family friend.
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He can stay as long as he needs.
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Hey, so I just sold some drugs
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to the weird little
dude in there.
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He said you had cash?
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You kids in school?
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You having trouble
focusing? Okay, that's it!
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Morty, find your
grandfather while I go
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talk to our houseguest.
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Jerry, pay the dealer.
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Yeah, I prefer the
term "pharmacist."
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So do they!
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Any chance you have...
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Sorry, I left my
wallet in space.
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Are you leaving to get it?
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Mr. Poopybutthole, this
has gone far enough.
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We have been really cool
to you in your time of need.
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I agree, Beth.
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I'm a pieeeece of garbage.
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Can you boost me up
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so I can hook my belt
to the ceiling faaaaan?
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We don't have a ceiling fan.
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Oo weee, is that
why it's so hooot?
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They're not expensivvve.
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Bet you didn't expect to
see me in a cold open?
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Looks like I've taken
another turn for the worse.
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It all started when
Beth shot me.
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I said I was sorry! I know...
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It tore you up inside...
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Like a bullet. It
was an accident!
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Anyway, then I got fired from
my joooob, my wife left me,
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I broke both my leeegs,
failed the bar exam.
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Ooo wee, things went
downhill from there.
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So I've been crashing
with the Smiths for a while.
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Ooo wee, I'm
Mr. Pooooopybutthole
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and this is "Rick and
Morty" Seeeeason 7.
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Hey, buddy.
B-brought you a coffee.
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I can synthesize coffee.
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You don't need to make
excuses to come see me...
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Yeah, I knew you'd say that,
so I didn't even bring a cup.
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Any progress?
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Yes, Morty, I found the
version of me that killed my wife.
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You just missed
it. Okay, I get it.
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I had a big sword fight with
him on top of Hoover Dam.
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He fell and landed
on a sharp spike,
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and then whispered,
"Thank you," like a werewolf.
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I was asking to be polite.
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The family wants you upstairs
to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole.
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It's finally time?
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Well, lucky for you guys, I know
how to make someone leave.
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Family, I present
to you, Robo-Ghost.
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Rick! Your plan is
to scare him away?
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Avoidance much? I'm listening.
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Assembling body.
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Activating sentience.
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Uploading business.
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Unfinished business detected.
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Terminating body.
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Okay. I need to make gravity
part of its finished business
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and leave floors unfinished.
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Starting over.
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Dad, you can't
keep putting this off.
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You're doing an
intervention with us.
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Nope. Then we're sticking
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Poopybutthole
downstairs with you.
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What is this?
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I-Is this an intervention
of me not intervening?
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Y-You know this can't
make the concept work,
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not comedically or clinically.
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Its success rate is
10% in both areas.
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Then you have to
help him on your own.
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And not with a ghost.
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Oo, that... that's interesting.
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You kind of gave him a little
power by mentioning him.
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There's a lot of science
to unpack about ghosts...
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After I talk to my friend.
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He's in the living room, Rick.
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I'm not doing this by myself!
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So you're going to
have an intervention?
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No. I'm going to
get some friends
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to help me talk to a friend,
and you'd know the difference
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if you weren't stupid
and had friends.
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You're mean! Dad!
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Pick your battles, honey. Ha ha!
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Yeah, fuck you, Summer.
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God damn it. Your portal closed.
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Did it?
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Have an intervention,
or we'll intervention you,
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you bunch of stupids.
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Gearhead! Buddy! Listen.
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We gotta help Mr. Poopybutthole.
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He's in a bad place.
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Well, that sounds
like an intervention,
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which Gearhead no Likehead.
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It's not an intervention.
And you owe me.
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Okay, fine, but
now I need a drink.
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Make it to go and make it two.
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Rick, you son of a squanch!
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Squanch! Told
you he wasn't dead.
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We squanching?
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A little. We need to have
a hang with Poopybutthole
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and talk to him
about... His drinking.
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Us? Not without a squanch.
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I'd love one if you're
pouring. Make it three.
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You left a Gromflomite
femur in the compost.
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Your human side is
passionate but careless.
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I also found your
Federation hit list...
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Don't go through my stuff!
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This place is worse than prison.
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Rick. BP!
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It's been a minute.
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Is... someone
here? Birddaughter.
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You found her. Yes.
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She was imprisoned in a
femme fatale training camp.
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That's great!
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L-Let's go celebrate
with our closest friends
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by encouraging Poopybutthole
to dial back his drinking!
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Suspect. But I find
fatherhood exhausting
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and would like to
show my daughter
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what real
selfishness looks like.
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Perfect! Now, do we
know anyone sober?
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Have you been
drinking? On a Thursday?
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He seems ideal.
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Waah! So, where to?
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A coffee shop? No. He'll
know something's up.
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Yeah! and I'm not
squanching just coffee!
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Let's squanch him to a bar!
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It would undercut our messaging.
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So it is an intervention. No!
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We're not asking
anybody to stop drinking
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because we're not
hypocrites or squares,
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we're just concerned friends.
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Then we can at least
do it at a place with a bar.
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Look, I think if it has food,
it's allowed to have a bar.
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Appreciate
you guys taking me out.
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It's been a rough week.
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Amy's taking pilaaaates
from a guy named Guy.
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You've been
surveilling your ex-wife?
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Oooweeee, not with
the restraining order!
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I hired a Predator
to follow her around.
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You can hire Predators?
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Yeah, they're cheap
because they live for the hunt...
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You just have to pay
'em to not kill your target,
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and if they stay cloaked,
there's no licensing fee.
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Welcome to Fuck You's!
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My name is Mart,
and... Fuck you!
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See, at Fuck You's, we
lightly tease our customers.
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This is fun!
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What do you know, Gilligan?
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Nice!
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Look at this depressed
pencil eraser.
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Did some middle schooler
stick you up a cat's asshole?
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I bet you had everything
and you watched it
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slip through your
powerless little fingers
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like the sands of time.
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Be right back to
take your order, folks,
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or should I say, fucks!
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Perhaps this wasn't the
best place to do this, Rick.
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What are you talkin' about?
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This is a great place to
celebrate my birthdaaay!
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Birthday... Birthday...
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Birthday... birthday...
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Your birthday? Ooo weee.
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I can't believe
y'all remembered!
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I was at the end of my rope,
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thinking I'd worn out
aaall my welcomeees.
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Thanks for doing
all this, Riiick!
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O- of course, Mr. PB.
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What are friends for?
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Heard we got a birthday boy?!
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Yeeeah, but please
don't sing or...
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Yah!
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Fuck you, shithead!
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Haha, yeah.
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That sure is a smart hat...
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Because even my son
Poopy Jr. Hates me!
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Ooooweehehehe!
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I can relate.
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Birddaughter is a total bitch.
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If you're a parent,
you can say that.
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Weeeell.
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Should we do shooots?
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Rick?
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Let's get
riggity-riggity-wrecked!
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That one's not my bellybutton.
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Well, what is it?
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Oo weee!
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Whoa!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Hold on, everyone!
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Whoa!
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- God!
- Woah!
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I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
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Is there a restroom?!
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At the front.
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It
Was a bad idea! Oooo weee!
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- Yeah, ha ha!
- Man!
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Oooo weee!
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Whoo! Aah!
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Shit, it's happening!
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Honey rave!
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Bee time, baby!
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Whoa, what world is this?
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We're on Earth. How do you know?
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Because I think that
is Hugh Jackman.
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Shit, it is.
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Hey, Jackman!
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Makes sense he recognizes
me. We both hosted the Oscars.
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It's a pretty exclusive club.
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Listen, guys, don't
make this tacky.
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Nobody call him "Wolverine."
Just treat him like a regular...
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Gene! Small world, mate!
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Hugh! Hugh married my cousin.
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Which I guess makes
him a Wolver-ine-law.
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Ha ha! That is fantastic!
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Hey, didn't you host the Oscars?
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Yeah, I...
Alright, alright, listen.
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Now, I'm not assuming
you guys want to party
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with me tonight,
but if you do...
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Yes we do. Ooo wee!
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I wanna party with Hugh
Jackman. Squanch yeah!
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If you do, you do it
together, as a team.
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Now, I need to go take
what I call a "Huge Ackman."
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Ackman is Australian
slang for shit.
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Don't look it up.
Do make a decision.
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Because from here, I'm
heading to the Jack Shack.
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What's the Jack
Shack? It's just his house.
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But, guys, I don't think
we should go there.
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I challenge you
to explain why not
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without making
us want to go more.
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Well, Hugh's
pretty anti-limitation.
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When he parties,
it gets extreme.
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Challenge failed.
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Woah! What's extreme
by the Gene metric?
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Does he have "Les
Mis" shot glasses?
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We're not exactly
squanchweights, brother.
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It's my birthday, and I wish
to party with Huuugh Jackman.
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That was a fast shit.
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But first everybody's
taking these.
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What are they?
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Maybe they're Tic
Tacs. Maybe they're cyanide.
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Maybe I don't like to party
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with people that hesitate.
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Heh heh heh! There you go!
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That's the spirit!
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Now we're all completely...
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This was not oversold!
254
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:18,283
"A, B, D, E"... I lost my "C."
255
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,868
My alphabet has no "C"!
256
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,869
Did I do these already?
257
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,079
D-Did I ask that already?
258
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,291
Squanch, yeah! My turn!
259
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,043
Did I win?
260
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,714
The best bloody day of my life.
261
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,883
My wedding was
pretty great, too.
262
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,885
I was talking about
the Tony award.
263
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,762
Yooohoho! Pull!
264
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,888
- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!
265
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,389
Yeah! We're squanching now!
266
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,724
Why the long face, mate?
267
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,017
Shape of my skull.
268
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,643
You know, Mr. Poopybutthole,
269
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:48,188
when I wrote "Caribbean Queen,"
you know what my agent said?
270
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,106
Billy Ocean wrote that...
That's what he said.
271
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,900
Exactly that. "Billy
Ocean wrote this.
272
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,443
Don't write it again.
You're not Billy Ocean."
273
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,904
You know what I
did? I fired my agent.
274
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,324
Don't accept other
people's limitations.
275
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,577
What does your
heart want, lil' ripper?
276
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,828
Right now, don't think.
277
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:06,956
Right now, my heart
wants Amy back.
278
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,875
Everybody! Our
friend wants Amy back.
279
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,085
Squanch idea!
280
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,087
I will agree to
anything in this state.
281
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,255
I do not think
that's a good idea.
282
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,050
Ladies and gentlemen!
This man is a fake friend!
283
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,343
Come on, Hugh.
284
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,762
"Come on, Hugh.
Come on, everybody.
285
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,097
Don't call Hugh
Jackman Wolverine.
286
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,765
Don't call yourself Billy Ocean.
287
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,100
Don't get Amy Back."
288
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,018
You're a vampire, brother.
289
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,603
You feed off other
people's energy.
290
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,855
That is kind of true.
Are you kidding me?!
291
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,857
You've been living on my
daughter's sofa for months!
292
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,193
Do you want me to leave?
The entire family does!
293
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,446
Why not say something?
Because you're my friend!
294
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,658
A real friend would have
known it's not my birthday.
295
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,827
Oooooooooh, shit!
296
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,994
Fake friend!
297
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,788
You're not helping,
Hugh Jackman!
298
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,874
Yoooooou do not tell
meeeeee what to do!
299
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:50,959
Or anyone here. Affirmative.
300
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,210
- Woo!
- Yeah, baby!
301
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,920
Why would you pretend
it was your birthday?!
302
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,131
You think I don't know
a half-assed intervention
303
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,841
when I see one coming?!
304
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,884
Oooooooooooooh, shit!
305
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,136
I love where you are, man.
306
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,220
You're just
Wolverining right now.
307
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,471
You... You feel that?
308
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,556
I think so.
309
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,266
Does Wolverining hurt a little?
310
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,517
Every time!
311
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,269
Alright, grab a drink
to go, gentlemen.
312
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,187
Because we're either
getting Amy back...
313
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,605
or... we're going home.
314
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,648
You're nuts!
315
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,316
Then nut me up, bitch!
316
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,026
Nut me up!
317
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,695
Nut me up! Nut me up!
318
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,821
It's not an expression!
319
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,156
- Woo!
- Ha ha!
320
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,824
Amy's coming back dead or alive!
321
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,242
Woah! Haha!
322
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,327
- Yes!
- Yeah!
323
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,290
Fake friend, my ass. I know
how to be there for my friends.
324
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,042
Father?! Why?!
325
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,502
Crap. Hang on.
326
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,795
Lemme go upstairs and
grab the business finisher.
327
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,338
From where I'm sitting,
328
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,841
you're the one with
unfinished business.
329
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,718
Hey, mind your own business.
330
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,678
Business is my business!
331
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,682
And, brother, business is good.
332
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,898
You come back to ruin our fuuun?
333
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,524
No. To help you finish this.
334
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,859
I made you guys come out
335
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,986
because I didn't want
to talk to PB alone.
336
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,322
I'm here to go down with
the ship. Respect, Rick.
337
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,199
Hit it, Hugh!
338
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,380
Oo weee, there she is. My Amy!
339
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,053
She feels my love
around her! Oowee!
340
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,597
Wow. Your love is pretty strong.
341
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,725
I guess that's not
all she's feeling.
342
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,313
This is the opposite
of what I hired you for!
343
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,983
Now, now. Did you
do this, Gul'Karna?
344
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,824
I'm gonna uncloak this
later... Now. Now. Now.
345
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,704
Okay, honestly, PB, that
could have gone a lot worse...
346
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,206
PB?
347
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,709
Run!
348
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,589
I'm too drunk to flee
a Predator right now!
349
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,384
Mud! The... The mud thing!
Everyone mud up and hide!
350
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,761
What's that smell?
351
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,471
Squanchy! That's not mud.
352
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,847
Well, I'm not from this planet!
353
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,432
Daddy, what's happening?
354
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,393
Quiet, Poopy Jr.!
I'm taking you home!
355
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,936
Aah!
356
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,563
Look, I just didn't
think I could...
357
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,689
What? Be honest?
358
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,856
Don't high-road me!
359
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,108
It's just as dishonest
to play dumb
360
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,442
about wearing out your welcome!
361
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,027
You could've just told me!
362
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,321
You're an adult! Read
the room and figure it out!
363
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,760
I admit it... that... That
was self destructive.
364
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,848
Use me as a
shield! I feel nothing!
365
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,474
Ca-cawwww!
366
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,936
Squanch this!
367
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,233
I'm so...
368
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,152
I'm so squanched up, man.
369
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,656
I-I'm not really
with these guys.
370
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,617
I was just walking
in this park...
371
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,785
Aagh!
372
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,995
No!
373
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,122
Why is this my thing?!
374
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,625
No! I won't let you
take my family from me!
375
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:26,049
Ohhhhhhh!
376
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,346
Guess you didn't see
season 4, episode 3!
377
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,347
Let's go...
378
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,682
Fuck!
379
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,020
Who's got the three dots
on their forehead now?
380
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,190
Could have done that
before he punched me.
381
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,985
Suck my squanch!
382
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,908
Gimme that big ol' tooth!
383
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,785
Gullll'Karrrna...
384
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,584
No, no, no, stop!
385
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,628
What are you doing?
I want that skull!
386
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,296
No, Rick. No more.
387
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,090
This is my fault. All of it.
388
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,884
And if he's gonna
protect my wife and chiiild,
389
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,887
that's a great thing to know
while I get my shit together.
390
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:13,971
Wayne?
391
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,515
Wayne? Aaaamy.
392
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,017
I-I messed up real baaad.
393
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,728
I came to say I don't know
what to do without you,
394
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,731
but I guess I can
start by not kidnapping.
395
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,776
That's definitely
where you should start.
396
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,824
I'm... sorry, Amy.
397
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,951
You should be. But I'm not.
398
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,580
We're a family now... Me,
Poopy Jr., and Gul'Karna,
399
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,999
Clan Leader of The Skin-Thieves.
400
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,751
Goodbye, Wayne.
401
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,878
Goodbye.
402
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,089
Ooo-weee, a musket?
403
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,299
I'm starting to think
it's like their currency.
404
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,385
I hunt because I must.
405
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:56,264
But man possesses a precious
gift... the power to change.
406
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,850
More like the power
of music, bitch!
407
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,226
What the fuck?!
408
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,103
Jesus, Hugh, we
were just resolving it.
409
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,980
Well, I'm an
actor, and I'm high.
410
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,232
"'Caribbean Queen, '
written by Hugh Jackman,
411
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,358
age sixteen."
412
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,277
How's that for a twist?
413
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,528
Confusing.
414
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,363
Well, sometimes
you have to believe.
415
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,490
Wow, that's reeeal inspiring.
416
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,825
Makes me think of how...
417
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,494
Get the hell out of
here! Okay, okay, sorry!
418
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,538
Alright guys, I'm buying
drive-through tacos,
419
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,041
but nobody tells my nutritionist
and we have to steal a car.
420
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,544
"Wayne,"
421
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,046
Oooweee.
422
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,840
But I prefer
Mr. Pooooopybutthole.
423
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,966
More refined.
424
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,470
It appears Birddaughter
has broken into
425
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,263
another Federation compound.
426
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,806
I must go.
427
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,392
Wayne, this counts as
attending your actual birthday.
428
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,270
Rick. It was...
canonical to see you.
429
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,855
Yeah, let's call it.
430
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,483
I wanna pass out before I
remember what we did tonight.
431
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,401
I never want to forget it.
432
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,445
And I never want to repeat it.
433
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,198
Proud of you, little buddy.
434
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,324
You too, Squanch.
435
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,493
Awww, fuck! Look at us!
436
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,496
A bird guy, talking
cat, what are you?
437
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,581
A robot man, and a mutant.
438
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,708
Wow. Was a bonzer night, mates!
439
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,168
That's one for the books.
440
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,504
Oooo, bonzer night indeed.
441
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,881
Kept in touch with the
guys over the years.
442
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,675
As much as ya can
in this fast world.
443
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,053
Birdperson went home
to take on a challenge
444
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,514
way more difficult
than a Predator...
445
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,599
Raising Birddaughter.
446
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,518
Gearhead went back
to The Gear System
447
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,937
and got a spinal replacement.
448
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,855
He's still paying it off.
449
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,065
Squanchy?
450
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,442
Checked himself
into a nice rehab.
451
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,861
No one thought it
would stick, and it didn't.
452
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,364
He was later arrested
for smuggling toad venom
453
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,949
across the border.
454
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,700
Hugh Jackman went
to the Jack Shack
455
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,703
to glue back together the
Tony award that Gene shot.
456
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,455
And possibly to put a bullet
457
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,874
in all future
Wolverine references.
458
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,167
Thanks to us.
459
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,502
And what came of Rick?
460
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,420
I think he learned
something that night.
461
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,005
About friendship.
462
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,632
About honesty.
463
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,219
And maybe he learned
something about himseelllf.
464
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,930
Here. Forgot to
give you a fading pill.
465
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,391
Great for hangovers.
Just to clarify,
466
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,351
I-I had to take
an un-fading pill
467
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,145
to counteract the original
fading pill I just took.
468
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,856
Okay?
469
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,607
And if you're hung up on
why the taxi disappeared,
470
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,984
the... the pills
aren't sentient,
471
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,610
but they do detect
human coverings,
472
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,072
so it saw the taxi as some
sort of large overcoat...
473
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,198
Doesn't matter.
474
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,409
You, gonna be alright?
475
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,910
Got a place to stay?
476
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,829
I can 3D print you an
apartment on the moon.
477
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,498
I'll figure it out,
Rick. Thanks.
478
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,127
Well, here I go pill'in again.
479
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:36,465
Yep. Don't any of you worry
about Mr. Pooooopybutthole.
480
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,800
I got a lot of work to do,
481
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,886
but I'll land on my
poopy little feet.
482
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,804
I always do!
483
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,390
This burns like hell!
484
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,434
How did the other
guys not react?
485
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,476
Is mine different?
486
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,021
It's like my skin is boiling!
487
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,732
Guys, I got the Best
Buds Burrito Box!
488
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,442
They normally ask
for proof of friendship,
489
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,029
but the cashier trusted
me that you guys were out...
490
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,573
heeere.
491
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,659
Not cool, man.
492
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,828
Aah.
493
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,324
You don't have
to do this, Sheriff!
494
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,784
It's your last day on the job!
495
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,119
That's exactly why I must.
496
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,288
I ain't retiring a coward.
497
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,998
Now get out of here, Officer.
498
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,876
And go take care
of my granddaughter.
499
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,668
I ain't scared of you!
500
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,611
W-What happened?
501
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,572
I think it ran out of gas.
502
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,366
Sooo, he could have survived
503
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,827
if he just stood back five feet?
504
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,203
Well...
505
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,874
let's not tell
his granddaughter that.
506
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,834
Did you get any of that?
507
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,337
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