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你们知道我们的客人
什么时候才会离开吗？

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如果客厅能变回我们的就太好了

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我一直被他的高帽绊倒

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他一直乱动我的ＴｉＶｏ

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那是古董，按键很脆弱

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爸果然会逃避这一切

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各位，他是我们家的世交
他需要住多久都可以

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嘿，我刚刚卖了一些毒品
给里面的那个小怪人

9
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他说你们有现金？

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你们是学生吗？会不会经常分心？

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好，够了，莫蒂，去找你外公

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我会去跟我们家的客人谈谈

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杰瑞，付毒贩钱

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我其实比较喜欢被称为＂药剂师＂

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他们也是

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你有没有…

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抱歉，我的钱包放在外太空

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你是要去拿钱包来吗？

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便便洞先生，这状况已经持续够久了

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我们在你需要帮助时对你非常宽容

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我认同，贝丝，我是个垃圾

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你能不能把我垫高

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让我能把皮带勾在吊扇上？

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我们家没有吊扇

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天啊，所以客厅才会这么热吗？

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吊扇并不贵

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你一定没料到会在冷开场看到我吧？

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看来我的状况好像又更糟了

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一切都是始于贝丝对我开枪

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我已经跟你道过歉了

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我知道，你内心也很痛苦

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－就像中弹一样痛苦
－那是意外

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总之呢，然后我被开除了

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我老婆离开了我，我双腿都骨折了

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又没考过律师资格考

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天啊，我的状况
在那之后就越来越不妙

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所以我来史密斯家借住一阵子了

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天啊，我是便便洞先生

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这是《瑞克和莫蒂》第七季

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嘿，兄弟

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我带了咖啡来给你

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我可以合成咖啡
你不需要找借口来见我

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我就知道你会这样说
所以我连杯子都没拿来

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－有任何进展吗？
－有，莫蒂

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{\an5}我找到杀了我老婆那版的我

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{\an5}－你正好错过了　－好，我懂了

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{\an5}我跟他在胡佛水坝上斗剑

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{\an5}他摔下去了，而且被尖刺刺中

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{\an5}然后像狼人一样轻声说了＂谢谢＂

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{\an5}我只是出于礼貌才问的

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{\an5}大家希望你上楼处理便便洞先生的事

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总算啊？

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算你们幸运

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我很会赶人

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各位家人，这就是机器鬼

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－瑞克
－你的计划是要把他吓跑吗？

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蛮有意思的

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组装身体中

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启动知觉中

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上传＂辜＂中

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{\an5}（上传辜中，取消，暂停）

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已侦测到＂余辜＂

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消灭身体中

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（消灭）

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{\an5}好，我得把重力加到它的无辜里

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{\an5}把地板加到余辜里，重来一遍

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爸，你不能一直拖延

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{\an5}你得跟我们一起帮他开劝诫会

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{\an5}－不要　－那我们就要把‥

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{\an5}便便洞先生赶到楼下去烦你

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这是什么？

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{\an5}对我不劝诫他所开的劝诫会吗？

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{\an5}这没办法让这个概念行得通

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{\an5}就搞笑或临床上来说都是

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{\an5}在这两个领域的成功率都只有一成

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{\an5}那你就得自己帮助他

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而且不能用鬼

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真有意思

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{\an5}你提到他的时候给了他力量

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关于鬼的科学

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有很多值得探究的部分

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我会先去跟我朋友谈谈

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他在客厅，瑞克

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{\an5}我不要自己一个人劝诫他

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所以你还是要开劝诫会吗？

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{\an5}不是，我是要找一些朋友来

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帮我劝一个朋友

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{\an5}你如果没这么蠢又有朋友

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就会知道其中的差别了

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你好刻薄

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{\an5}－爸　－你就别争这个了，宝贝

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去死吧，桑美

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－该死
－你的传送门关起来了

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是吗？

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＂开劝诫会，不然我们就劝诫你＂

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你们这群蠢蛋

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齿轮头，兄弟

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听着，我们得去帮帮便便洞先生

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他状况很糟糕

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你好像想办劝诫会

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齿轮头不喜欢

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我不是要办劝诫会，而且你欠我人情

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好吧，那我得喝一杯

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用外带杯准备两杯

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－瑞克，你这王八屎光去
－屎光去

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－我就说他没死
－我们要屎光去吗？

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差不多，我们得去找便便洞先生

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－跟他谈…
－他的酗酒问题

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我们吗？我得喝杯屎光去

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－你如果要倒，我也要一杯
－倒三杯吧

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你把葛朗佛佣兵的股骨放在堆肥里了

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你人性的一面充满热忱但很粗心

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我还找到了你的联邦暗杀名单…

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不要翻我的东西，这里比监狱还糟

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－瑞克
－阿鸟，好久不见

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－这里还有其他人吗？
－鸟女儿

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－你找到她了
－对

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她原本被囚禁在致命女郎训练营里

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太棒了，我们去跟一群好朋友庆祝吧

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顺便劝便便洞先生少喝点酒

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有点可疑，但我觉得当爸爸好累

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我也想让女儿见识一下
真正的无私是什么样子

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太好了
我们认识哪个不喝酒的人吗？

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－你有喝酒吗？
－今天是星期四耶？

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他应该是理想人选

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那我们要去哪里？咖啡厅吗？

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不行，那样他会起疑

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没错，而且我不想只屎光去咖啡

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我们把他屎光去到酒吧去吧

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这样劝他戒酒很没说服力

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所以你确实是要办劝诫会

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不是，我们不是要劝谁戒酒

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因为我们不是伪君子或老古板

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我们只是担心他而已

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那我们至少可以去有酒吧的地方

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有供应食物的地方好像就可以有酒吧

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谢谢你们约我出来

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我这星期过得不太好

139
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艾咪在跟一个
叫盖伊的男生学皮拉提斯

140
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你在监视你前妻吗？

141
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天啊，当然不是，我有禁制令

142
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我请了一位终极战士跟踪她

143
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还能花钱请终极战士喔？

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对，费用很便宜
因为他们天生就爱猎捕

145
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但是要花多一点钱
请他们不要杀你的目标

146
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而且他们如果一直维持隐形
就不用付授权费了

147
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欢迎光临＂去死吧＂

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我叫马特

149
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去死吧

150
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我们这间餐厅会稍微跟客人开玩笑

151
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真好玩

152
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－你懂什么啊，吉里根？
－真棒

153
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看看这个忧郁橡皮擦

154
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有国中生把你塞进猫的屁眼里了吗？

155
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我猜你原本一定拥有一切

156
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但你却眼睁睁看着一切
从你无助的小手指之间流失

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就像时间之沙

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我待会就过来帮你们点餐，各位

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或者应该说，去死吧

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或许这个地方不太适合，瑞克

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你们在讲什么？

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这里太适合庆祝我的生日了

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生日…

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生日…

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－生日
－你的生日？

166
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天啊，真不敢相信你们竟然记得

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我本来已经山穷水尽
以为到处都不欢迎我了

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谢谢你特地为我庆祝，瑞克

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当然，便便洞先生，这样才够朋友

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听说现场有一位寿星

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对，但请不要唱歌或…

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去死吧，废物

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（失职老爸）

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没错，这帽子真幽默

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因为就连我儿子小便便
都讨厌我，天啊

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我很有共鸣，鸟女儿是个臭女人

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爸妈可以这样骂自己的小孩

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要不要一起喝一轮烈酒？

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瑞克？

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我们一起狂欢吧

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＂我要喝烈酒、嗑药、吸粉＂

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＂吸松节油、狂欢、传讯息给前任＂

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＂打警察、好快乐、揍老二＂

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＂卖春、离职、买狗＂

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＂喝两杯啤酒、再喝十杯
嗑药、倒地＂

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那个不是我的肚脐

187
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不然是什么？

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（派对搅拌车）

189
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－抓紧了，各位
－天啊

190
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我无法呼吸了

191
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－我无法呼吸了
－这里有厕所吗？

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在前面

193
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这是个馊主意，天啊

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天啊，要开始了

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蜂蜜狂欢

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蜜蜂时间，宝贝

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这是什么世界？

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－我们在地球上
－你怎么知道？

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因为那好像是休杰克曼

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天啊，真的是他

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嘿，杰克曼

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他应该认得我
我们都主持过奥斯卡奖

203
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主持过奥斯卡奖的人并不多

204
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听着，各位，不要太俗气

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不要叫他金钢狼
把他当成是一般的…

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－吉恩，这世界真小，兄弟
－休

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休的老婆是我表姐

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所以他是我的金钢狼亲戚

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真好笑

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你是不是主持过奥斯卡奖？

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－对，我…
－好…听着

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我并没有认定
你们今晚想跟我一起狂欢

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－但如果是的话…
－我想跟休杰克曼狂欢

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如果是的话，你们就得一起跟我狂欢

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我要去休＂艾克曼＂了

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艾克曼就是澳洲俗语的大便

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不要去查，但你们要做一下决定

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因为我等一下要去杰克窝了

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＂杰克窝＂是什么？

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就是他家

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但是各位，我觉得我们不该去

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我赌你没办法用
不会让我们更想去的方式解释原因

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休很反限制

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他狂欢的时候会很极端

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你失败了

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吉恩眼中的极端是什么样子？

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他有《悲惨世界》烈酒杯吗？

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我们也不是屎光去，兄弟

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今天是我生日，我想跟休杰克曼狂欢

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那就来吧

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你大便大真快

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但大家都要先吃这个

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－那是什么？
－或许是薄荷糖

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或许是氰化物

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或许我不喜欢跟会迟疑的人狂欢

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来吧，这样就对了

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大家都要嗨翻天了

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（杰克曼们）

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药效真的好猛

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Ａ、Ｂ、Ｄ、Ｅ…

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我的Ｃ不见了，我的字母没有Ｃ了

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我已经吸过了吗？我已经问过了吗？

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很好，屎光去

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换我了

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我赢了吗？

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（悲惨杰克曼）

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那是我这辈子最美好的一天

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我的婚礼也很棒

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我是在说东尼奖

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很好，射靶

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－好耶
－我们在屎光去了

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－你怎么愁眉苦脸的？
－我的头形本来就这样

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便便洞先生
我写出《加勒比女王》的时候

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你知道我的经纪人怎么说吗？

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那是比利欧辛写的…

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他就是这么说的，完全正确

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＂这是比利欧辛写的
不要再写一次，你不是比利欧辛＂

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知道我做了什么吗？
我开除了我的经纪人

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不要接受别人设的限

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你的内心想要什么，小子？

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现在，不要思考

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现在，我的内心想挽回艾咪

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各位，我们的朋友想挽回艾咪

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－屎光去主意
－在这个状况下

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－我什么都会答应
－我觉得不妥

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各位，这个人是假朋友

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－拜托，休
－＂拜托，休＂

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＂拜托，各位＂

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＂不要叫休杰克曼金钢狼＂

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＂不要叫自己比利欧辛
不要挽回艾咪＂

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你是吸血鬼，兄弟

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你靠吸取别人的能量过活

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确实是这样

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有没有搞错？

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你住在我女儿家的沙发上好几个月了

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－你希望我离开吗？
－全家人都这么希望

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－那你为什么不说？
－因为你是我朋友

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真正的朋友就该知道今天不是我生日

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该死

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假朋友

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少帮倒忙了，休杰克曼

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你不能对我发号施令

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－对在场的其他人也不能
－没错，宝贝

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你干嘛假装今天是你生日？

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你以为我不会发现你们想办那个

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半调子劝诫会吗？

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该死

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我好喜欢你现在的态度

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你现在正在金钢狼，你有感受到吗？

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应该有，金钢狼会不会有点痛？

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－当然会
－当然会

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好，带杯酒离开吧，各位

293
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因为我们若不是要去挽回艾咪

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就是要回家

295
00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:15,448
－你这疯子
－那就疯我吧，混蛋

296
00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:17,324
疯我吧

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－疯我吧…
－疯我吧…

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根本没有这种说法

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我们绝对要把艾咪带回来
无论是生是死

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－好耶
－太好了

301
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,002
什么假朋友

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我知道该怎么当个好朋友

303
00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:33,549
父亲，为什么？

304
00:12:33,632 --> 00:12:36,218
该死，等等，等我上楼去拿解辜器

305
00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:40,264
在我看来，现在有余辜的人是你

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喂，少管闲事

307
00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:43,851
余辜就是我的事

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兄弟，我最喜欢余辜

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你又来扫我们的兴了吗？

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不是，我是要帮你们解决这件事

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我会逼你们出来
是因为我不想单独跟便便洞谈

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我要来跟你们同生共死

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－我尊敬你，瑞克
－上吧，休

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（跟他复合）

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＂她出现时，我就会不知所措＂

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＂光是闻到她的香水
我就会很兴奋＂

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天啊，她出现了

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我的艾咪

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－＂无法忽视的动人眼神＂
－她被我的爱意围绕了，天啊

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你的爱意好强大

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看来她不只被你的爱意围绕

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终极战士侦探？
这跟我委托你做的事相反

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这是你安排的吗，格卡纳？

324
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你安排的吗？

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你安排的吗？

326
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我等一下要让这东西现形

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快…

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00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,836
说实话，便便洞，这状况还不算太糟

329
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便便洞？

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天啊，我们快走

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快跑

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我现在太醉了，没办法跑赢终极战士

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00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:03,305
泥巴，快用泥巴那招

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00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:04,640
大家快涂泥巴躲起来

335
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:07,142
这是什么味道？

336
00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:08,811
屎光去，那不是泥巴

337
00:14:08,894 --> 00:14:10,104
我又不是这个星球的人

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00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:11,814
爸爸，怎么回事？

339
00:14:11,897 --> 00:14:13,983
安静，小便便，我要带你回家

340
00:14:15,651 --> 00:14:17,111
听着，我只是觉得自己没办法…

341
00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:19,071
－怎样？说实话吗？
－少自视甚高了

342
00:14:19,154 --> 00:14:21,824
对打扰别人太久装傻也一样不诚实

343
00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:23,284
你明明就可以直接告诉我

344
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,828
你是大人，你要自己学会察言观色

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00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:47,808
我承认这是自我毁灭行为

346
00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:52,855
拿我当盾牌吧，我完全不会痛

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00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,234
接屎光去招吧

348
00:15:01,488 --> 00:15:04,658
我好…我好屎光去，兄弟

349
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:11,332
我其实不认识他们
我只是在这座公园里散步…

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00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,209
不

351
00:15:14,877 --> 00:15:16,503
为什么我的下场是这样？

352
00:15:16,587 --> 00:15:19,340
不，我不会让你夺走我的家庭

353
00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:31,810
看来你没看过第四季第三集

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00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,062
来吧

355
00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:35,230
该死

356
00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:39,276
现在头上有三个点的人是谁？

357
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,445
你应该在他揍我之前出手的

358
00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:45,866
吃我的屎光去吧

359
00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:52,456
把这颗大牙齿给我

360
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:54,541
格卡纳

361
00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:02,007
不…住手

362
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,009
你在干嘛？我想要他的颅骨

363
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,552
不，瑞克，住手吧

364
00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:07,471
这全都是我的错

365
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:10,307
如果他能保护我的老婆和小孩…

366
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:13,227
我在改变自己的同时就能安心多了

367
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,895
－韦恩
－＂韦恩＂？

368
00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:16,021
艾咪

369
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,607
我搞砸了

370
00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:21,151
我本来是想跟你说
我不知道没有你该怎么办

371
00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:24,238
但我应该可以先从不要绑架小孩开始

372
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:27,157
你当然该从这点开始

373
00:16:31,036 --> 00:16:33,205
对不起，艾咪

374
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:34,373
你的确应该道歉

375
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:37,084
但我很开心，我们现在是一家人了

376
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:40,045
我、小便便和格卡纳

377
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,506
他是皮贼的首领

378
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:44,216
再见了，韦恩

379
00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:45,634
再见

380
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,470
天啊，鸟铳？

381
00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,639
我开始怀疑这是他们的货币了

382
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:52,850
我会猎捕是因为逼不得已

383
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:56,353
但人类有个珍贵的恩赐
就是改变的力量

384
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:59,106
应该是音乐的力量，混蛋

385
00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,232
你搞什么？

386
00:17:00,315 --> 00:17:02,317
天啊，休，我们已经在解决冲突了

387
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:04,653
我是演员，而且我嗑嗨了

388
00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:07,906
＂《加勒比女王》
休杰克曼１６岁时创作＂

389
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,700
这转折如何？

390
00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:10,826
很令人困惑

391
00:17:10,909 --> 00:17:12,745
我们有时候就是得相信

392
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,830
真发人深省

393
00:17:14,913 --> 00:17:17,624
－让我想到了…
－快滚

394
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:18,876
好吧…抱歉

395
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,878
好，各位
我去点餐车道买塔可请你们吃

396
00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:23,881
但别告诉我的营养师
而且我们得偷一辆车

397
00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:27,009
你叫韦恩啊？

398
00:17:27,092 --> 00:17:28,135
天啊

399
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:30,888
但我比较喜欢被称为便便洞先生

400
00:17:30,971 --> 00:17:32,306
比较尊荣

401
00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,016
（铃鼓塔可）

402
00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:37,895
看来鸟女儿又闯进了一个联邦院区

403
00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:39,063
我得走了

404
00:17:39,146 --> 00:17:41,857
韦恩，这次就算是
我已经出席你真正的生日派对了

405
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,818
瑞克，见到你很标准

406
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:46,111
好，就到此结束吧

407
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,781
我想在记得我们今晚做了什么前睡死

408
00:17:49,031 --> 00:17:50,657
我永远不想忘记

409
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:52,993
我也永远不想再做这种事了

410
00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:54,578
我以你为荣，小子

411
00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:56,705
还有你，屎光去

412
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:58,749
该死，看看我们

413
00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:01,001
鸟人、会讲话的猫

414
00:18:01,752 --> 00:18:03,962
你又是什么？机器人，还有突变体

415
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,090
今晚太有趣了，各位

416
00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,549
太经典了

417
00:18:08,175 --> 00:18:09,885
确实很有趣

418
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,304
我之后一直都跟大家保持联络

419
00:18:12,387 --> 00:18:15,099
在这变化多端的世界只能尽力而为

420
00:18:15,182 --> 00:18:16,308
鸟人回家了

421
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:19,895
去面对比终极战士更艰难的挑战

422
00:18:19,978 --> 00:18:21,939
养育鸟女儿

423
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:24,108
齿轮头回到了齿轮星系

424
00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:26,193
进行了脊椎置换手术

425
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:28,237
费用至今还没付清

426
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,740
屎光去呢？
他自愿进了间高级戒治所

427
00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:34,284
大家都不认为他会永远戒除
他也确实没有

428
00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:38,122
他后来因为走私蟾蜍毒液出入境遭逮

429
00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,165
休杰克曼去了杰克窝

430
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:43,252
把吉恩射烂的东尼奖粘回原样

431
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:47,131
并考虑禁止任何人提起金钢狼

432
00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:48,340
托我们的福

433
00:18:48,423 --> 00:18:49,716
至于瑞克呢？

434
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,885
我觉得他那天晚上有所体悟

435
00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:54,596
对友情和诚实都是

436
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:58,475
他或许也对自己有所体悟

437
00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:01,395
来，我忘了给你淡出药

438
00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:02,980
这治疗宿醉的效果很好

439
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,816
我澄清一下，我刚刚得吃淡入药

440
00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:08,318
才能抵销我先前吃的淡出药

441
00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:10,320
好喔？

442
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:12,197
你如果很好奇计程车为什么也消失了

443
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,117
这种药虽然没有知觉
但是会侦测人体覆盖物

444
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,995
所以这药是把计程车视为某种大衣

445
00:19:18,412 --> 00:19:21,582
这不重要，你会没事吧？

446
00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:23,208
你有地方能住吗？

447
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,127
我可以在月球上
帮你立体列印一间公寓

448
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,838
我会自己想办法，瑞克，谢了

449
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,090
我要再吃一次淡出药了

450
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:36,638
好，别担心便便洞先生

451
00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:40,058
我有很多事要做
但我之后一定会过得很好

452
00:19:40,142 --> 00:19:41,935
每次都是这样

453
00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:44,605
痛死我了

454
00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:46,440
其他人为什么都没反应？

455
00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:50,027
我这颗不一样吗？
我的皮肤好像烧起来了

456
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:53,071
各位，我买了好朋友卷饼盒

457
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:54,865
他们通常会要求出示友情证明

458
00:19:54,948 --> 00:19:57,242
但店员相信我有朋友在外面…

459
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,660
（好朋友卷饼盒）

460
00:19:58,785 --> 00:19:59,912
这里

461
00:20:01,246 --> 00:20:02,664
这样不行，兄弟

462
00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:43,538
你不必这么做，警长

463
00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:45,165
你明天就要退休了

464
00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:47,209
所以我才非这么做不可

465
00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:49,336
我不会以懦夫之姿退休

466
00:20:49,461 --> 00:20:51,421
你走吧，警员

467
00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:53,632
好好照顾我的孙女

468
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:30,168
＂年轻气盛的时候＂

469
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:33,588
＂我什么都不在乎＂

470
00:21:33,672 --> 00:21:35,299
我不怕你

471
00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:39,428
＂我把一切留在多尼戈尔＂

472
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:44,474
＂我可以乘风破浪…＂

473
00:21:45,058 --> 00:21:48,979
＂前往美洲…＂

474
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,736
{\an5}（金氏世界纪录，最迷信男人）

475
00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:02,826
怎么回事？

476
00:22:02,951 --> 00:22:04,911
好像没油了

477
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,624
所以他只要往后退五英尺
就能保住一命了吗？

478
00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:13,628
别跟他孙女说这件事

479
00:22:14,254 --> 00:22:15,297
待续

480
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,423
谢谢观赏