1 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,507 Any clue when our houseguest 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,742 is finally gonna leave? 3 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,311 It'd be nice to have the living room back. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,611 I keep tripping on all his top hats. 5 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,446 He's always messing with my TiVo! 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,649 It's an antique, the buttons are fragile! 7 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,651 Big surprise that Dad's avoiding all this. 8 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,452 Guys, he's a family friend. 9 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:20,754 He can stay as long as he needs. 10 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,889 Hey, so I just sold some drugs 11 00:00:22,924 --> 00:00:24,491 to the weird little dude in there. 12 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,625 He said you had cash? 13 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,494 Oh, you kids in school? 14 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,263 You having trouble focusing? Okay, that's it! 15 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,430 Morty, find your grandfather while I go 16 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:31,631 talk to our houseguest. 17 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:32,899 Jerry, pay the dealer. 18 00:00:32,934 --> 00:00:35,102 Yeah, I prefer the term "pharmacist." 19 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,038 So do they! 20 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,272 Any chance you have-- 21 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:41,641 Sorry, I left my wallet in space. 22 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,311 Are you leaving to get it? 23 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,880 Mr. Poopybutthole, this has gone far enough. 24 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,582 We have been really cool to you in your time of need. 25 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,286 I agree, Beth. 26 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,888 I'm a pieeeece of garbage. 27 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:55,990 Can you boost me up 28 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,392 so I can hook my belt to the ceiling faaaaan? 29 00:00:58,426 --> 00:00:59,961 We don't have a ceiling fan. 30 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:02,930 Oo weee, is that why it's so hooot? 31 00:01:02,964 --> 00:01:05,832 They're not expensivvve. 32 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:09,003 Bet you didn't expect to see me in a cold open, huh? 33 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:12,406 Looks like I've taken another turn for the worse. 34 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,474 It all started when Beth shot me. 35 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,676 I said I was sorry! I know... 36 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,712 It tore you up inside... 37 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,215 Like a bullet. It was an accident! 38 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:25,419 Anyway, then I got fired from my joooob, my wife left me, 39 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:28,855 I broke both my leeegs, failed the bar exam. 40 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:31,558 Ooo wee, things went downhill from there. 41 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,561 So I've been crashing with the Smiths for a while. 42 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,629 Ooo wee, I'm Mr. Pooooopybutthole 43 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:40,001 and this is "Rick and Morty" Seeeeason 7. 44 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,370 Hey, buddy. B-brought you a coffee. 45 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,771 I can synthesize coffee. 46 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,273 You don't need to make excuses to come see me -- 47 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,976 Yeah, I knew you'd say that, so I didn't even bring a cup. 48 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,411 Any progress? 49 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,513 Yes, Morty, I found the version of me that killed my wife. 50 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,081 You just missed it. Okay, I get it. 51 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,582 I had a big sword fight with him on top of Hoover Dam. 52 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,618 He fell and landed on a sharp spike, 53 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,220 and then whispered, "Thank you," like a werewolf. 54 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,788 I was asking to be polite. 55 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,291 The family wants you upstairs to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole. 56 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,959 It's finally time, huh? 57 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,628 Well, lucky for you guys, I know how to make someone leave. 58 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,498 Family, I present to you, Robo-Ghost. 59 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,400 Rick! Your plan is to scare him away? 60 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,202 Avoidance much? I'm listening. 61 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,937 Assembling body. 62 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:55,109 Activating sentience. 63 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,845 Uploading business. 64 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,715 Unfinished business detected. 65 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,351 Terminating body. 66 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,626 Okay. I need to make gravity part of its finished business 67 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,496 and leave floors unfinished. 68 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,763 Starting over. 69 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,332 Dad, you can't keep putting this off. 70 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,467 You're doing an intervention with us. 71 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,633 Nope. Then we're sticking 72 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,069 Poopybutthole downstairs with you. 73 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:23,204 What is this? 74 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,804 I-Is this an intervention of me not intervening? 75 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,540 Y-You know this can't make the concept work, 76 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,008 not comedically or clinically. 77 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,809 Its success rate is 10% in both areas. 78 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,579 Then you have to help him on your own. 79 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,380 And not with a ghost. 80 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,683 Oo, that -- that's interesting. 81 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,552 You kind of gave him a little power by mentioning him. 82 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:42,022 There's a lot of science to unpack about ghosts -- 83 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:44,691 After I talk to my friend. 84 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,293 He's in the living room, Rick. 85 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,928 I'm not doing this by myself! 86 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,696 Oh, so you're going to have an intervention? 87 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,232 No. I'm going to get some friends 88 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,933 to help me talk to a friend, and you'd know the difference 89 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,701 if you weren't stupid and had friends. 90 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,337 You're mean! Dad! 91 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,605 Pick your battles, honey. Ha ha! 92 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,706 Yeah you, Summer. 93 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,442 God damn it. Your portal closed. 94 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,842 Oh, did it? 95 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,545 Have an intervention, or we'll intervention you, 96 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,347 you bunch of stupids. 97 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:10,551 Gearhead! Buddy! Listen. 98 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,319 We gotta help Mr. Poopybutthole. 99 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,587 He's in a bad place. 100 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,289 Well, that sounds like an intervention, 101 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,591 which Gearhead no Likehead. 102 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,659 It's not an intervention. And you owe me. 103 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,996 Okay, fine, but now I need a drink. 104 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,964 Make it to go and make it two. 105 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,733 Rick, you son of a squanch! 106 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,768 Squanch! Told you he wasn't dead. 107 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,171 We squanching? 108 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,771 A little. We need to have a hang with Poopybutthole 109 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,873 and talk to him about -- His drinking. 110 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:35,943 Us? Not without a squanch. 111 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,279 I'd love one if you're pouring. Make it three. 112 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,748 You left a Gromflomite femur in the compost. 113 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,951 Your human side is passionate but careless. 114 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,520 I also found your Federation hit list -- 115 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,055 Ugh! Don't go through my stuff! 116 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,124 This place is worse than prison. 117 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,431 Rick. BP! 118 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,898 It's been a minute. 119 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:01,435 Is...someone here? Birddaughter. 120 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,869 You found her. Yes. 121 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,639 She was imprisoned in a femme fatale training camp. 122 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,041 That's great! 123 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,875 L-Let's go celebrate with our closest friends 124 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,680 by encouraging Poopybutthole to dial back his drinking! 125 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,683 Suspect. But I find fatherhood exhausting 126 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:16,849 and would like to show my daughter 127 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,619 what real selfishness looks like. 128 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,854 Perfect! Now, do we know anyone sober? 129 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,593 Have you been drinking? On a Thursday? 130 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,793 He seems ideal. 131 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,963 Waah! So, where to? 132 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,198 A coffee shop? No. He'll know something's up. 133 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:32,865 Yeah! and I'm not squanching just coffee! 134 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,435 Let's squanch him to a bar! 135 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,970 It would undercut our messaging. 136 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,038 So it is an intervention. No! 137 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:39,573 We're not asking anybody to stop drinking 138 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,041 because we're not hypocrites or squares, 139 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:42,875 we're just concerned friends. 140 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:46,046 Then we can at least do it at a place with a bar. 141 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,016 Look, I think if it has food, it's allowed to have a bar. 142 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,422 Appreciate you guys taking me out. 143 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,856 It's been a rough week. 144 00:05:56,889 --> 00:06:00,060 Amy's taking pilaaaates from a guy named Guy. 145 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:02,930 You've been surveilling your ex-wife? 146 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,965 Oooweeee, not with the restraining order! 147 00:06:04,999 --> 00:06:07,401 I hired a Predator to follow her around. 148 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,069 You can hire Predators? 149 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,238 Yeah, they're cheap because they live for the hunt -- 150 00:06:11,272 --> 00:06:13,207 you just have to pay 'em to not kill your target, 151 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,377 and if they stay cloaked, there's no licensing fee. 152 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,645 Welcome to You's! 153 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,947 - My name is Mart, and... - you! 154 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:23,317 See, at You's, we lightly tease our customers. 155 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,518 Oh, this is fun! 156 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,453 What do you know, Gilligan? 157 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,721 Nice! 158 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,189 Look at this depressed pencil eraser. 159 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:32,059 Did some middle schooler stick you up a cat's ass? 160 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,028 I bet you had everything and you watched it 161 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,297 slip through your powerless little fingers 162 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,731 like the sands of time. 163 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,333 Be right back to take your order, folks, 164 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,402 or should I say, s! 165 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:44,138 Perhaps this wasn't the best place to do this, Rick. 166 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,838 What are you talkin' about? 167 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,742 This is a great place to celebrate my birthdaaay! 168 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,911 Birthday-- Birthday-- 169 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,447 Birthday-- Birthday-- 170 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,382 birthday-- birthday-- 171 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,883 Your birthday? Ooo weee. 172 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,086 I can't believe y'all remembered! 173 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,454 I was at the end of my rope, 174 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,791 thinking I'd worn out aaall my welcomeees. 175 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,926 Thanks for doing all this, Riiick! 176 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,628 O- of course, Mr. PB. 177 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,762 What are friends for? 178 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,264 Heard we got a birthday boy?! 179 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,099 Yeeeah, but please don't sing or -- 180 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,000 Yah! 181 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,401 you, head! 182 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,804 Haha, yeah. 183 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,772 That sure is a smart hat... 184 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:21,809 Because even my son Poopy Jr. hates me! 185 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:22,943 Ooooweehehehe! 186 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,511 I can relate. 187 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,347 Birddaughter is a total bitch. 188 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,215 If you're a parent, you can say that. 189 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,583 Weeeell. 190 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,219 Should we do shooots? 191 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,954 Rick? 192 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,823 Let's get riggity-riggity-wrecked! 193 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,524 ♪ I-I-I take a shot ♪ 194 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,426 ♪ Do a pop, blow a line, huff turpentine ♪ 195 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,162 ♪ Get wrecked, text your ex, fight a cop, feeling fine ♪ 196 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,530 ♪ Punch your dick, turn some tricks ♪ 197 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,765 ♪ Quit your job, buy a dog ♪ 198 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,100 ♪ Have two beers, then ten more ♪ 199 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,634 ♪ Pop a pill and meet the floor ♪ 200 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:53,006 That one's not my bellybutton. 201 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,541 Well, what is it? 202 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,516 Oo weee! 203 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,818 Whoa! 204 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,321 -Whoo-hoo! -Hold on, everyone! 205 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,389 Whoa! Ah! 206 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:10,224 -Oh, God! -Oh, woah! 207 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,860 I can't breathe! I can't breathe! 208 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:13,861 Is there a restroom?! 209 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,229 At the front. 210 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,898 Oh, it was a bad idea! Oooo weee! 211 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,768 -Yeah, ha ha! -Oh, man! 212 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,705 Oooo weee! 213 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,076 Whoo! Aah! 214 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,445 Oh it's happening! 215 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,614 Honey rave! 216 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,682 Bee time, baby! 217 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,618 Whoa, what world is this? 218 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,386 We're on Earth. How do you know? 219 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:41,655 Because I think that is Hugh Jackman. 220 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,692 Oh it is. 221 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,161 Hey, Jackman! 222 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,830 Makes sense he recognizes me. We both hosted the Oscars. 223 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,098 It's a pretty exclusive club. 224 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,800 Listen, guys, don't make this tacky. 225 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,968 Nobody call him "Wolverine." Just treat him like a regular -- 226 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,905 Gene! Small world, mate! 227 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,173 Hugh! Hugh married my cousin. 228 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,176 Which I guess makes him a Wolver-ine-law. 229 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,078 Ha ha! That is fantastic! 230 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,346 Hey, didn't you host the Oscars? 231 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,282 Yeah, I, uh -- Alright, alright, listen. 232 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,883 Now, I'm not assuming you guys want to party 233 00:09:09,918 --> 00:09:11,118 with me tonight, but if you do -- 234 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,586 Yes we do. Ooo wee! 235 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,121 I wanna party with Hugh Jackman. Squanch yeah! 236 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,723 If you do, you do it together, as a team. 237 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,460 Now, I need to go take what I call a "Huge Ackman." 238 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:21,328 Ackman is Australian slang for shit. 239 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,330 Don't look it up. Do make a decision. 240 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,333 Because from here, I'm heading to the Jack Shack. 241 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,969 What's the Jack Shack? It's just his house. 242 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,071 But, guys, I don't think we should go there. 243 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,873 I challenge you to explain why not 244 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:34,808 without making us want to go more. 245 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,444 Well, Hugh's pretty anti-limitation. 246 00:09:37,478 --> 00:09:40,447 When he parties, it gets extreme. 247 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:41,548 Challenge failed. 248 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,484 Woah! What's extreme by the Gene metric? 249 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:45,252 Does he have "Les Mis" shot glasses? 250 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,854 We're not exactly squanchweights, brother. 251 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:50,991 It's my birthday, and I wish to party with Huuugh Jackman. 252 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,626 ♪ Then you shaaaaaalllllllll! ♪ 253 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,027 That was a fast shit. 254 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,028 But first everybody's taking these. 255 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,430 What are they? 256 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,899 Huh, maybe they're Tic Tacs. Maybe they're cyanide. 257 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,701 Maybe I don't like to party 258 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,135 with people that hesitate. 259 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,938 Heh heh heh! There you go! 260 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:05,072 That's the spirit! 261 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,207 Now we're all completely... 262 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:10,177 ♪ Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh! ♪ 263 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,015 This was not oversold! 264 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:18,685 "A, B, D, E" -- I lost my "C." 265 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,187 My alphabet has no "C"! 266 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,188 Did I do these already? 267 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,557 D-Did I ask that already? 268 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,626 Squanch, yeah! My turn! 269 00:10:26,928 --> 00:10:28,462 Did I win? 270 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:30,965 Mm. Mm. 271 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:33,066 Ahhh...The best bloody day of my life. 272 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,202 My wedding was pretty great, too. 273 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,137 I was talking about the Tony award. 274 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,072 Yooohoho! Pull! 275 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,207 -Yeah! -Woo-hoo! 276 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,775 Yeah! We're squanching now! 277 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,011 Why the long face, mate? 278 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,311 Shape of my skull. 279 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,914 You know, Mr. Poopybutthole, 280 00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:48,482 when I wrote "Caribbean Queen," you know what my agent said? 281 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,417 Billy Ocean wrote that -- That's what he said. 282 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,319 Exactly that. "Billy Ocean wrote this. 283 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,887 Don't write it again. You're not Billy Ocean." 284 00:10:53,922 --> 00:10:56,256 You know what I did? I fired my agent. 285 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:59,593 Don't accept other people's limitations. 286 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,931 What does your heart want, lil' ripper? 287 00:11:02,964 --> 00:11:04,164 Right now, don't think. 288 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,301 Right now, my heart wants Amy back. 289 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,136 Everybody! Our friend wants Amy back. 290 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,404 Squanch idea! 291 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,406 I will agree to anything in this state. 292 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,575 I do not think that's a good idea. 293 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,477 Ladies and gentlemen! This man is a fake friend! 294 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,612 Come on, Hugh. 295 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,148 "Come on, Hugh. Come on, everybody. 296 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,416 Don't call Hugh Jackman Wolverine. 297 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,052 Don't call yourself Billy Ocean. 298 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,352 Don't get Amy Back." 299 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,321 You're a vampire, brother. 300 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,023 You feed off other people's energy. 301 00:11:29,057 --> 00:11:31,258 That is kind of true. Are you kidding me?! 302 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,260 You've been living on my daughter's sofa for months! 303 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,529 Do you want me to leave? The entire family does! 304 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,765 Why not say something? Because you're my friend! 305 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,036 A real friend would have known it's not my birthday. 306 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,104 Oooooooooh, shit! 307 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,339 Fake friend! 308 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,207 You're not helping, Hugh Jackman! 309 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,210 Yoooooou do not tell meeeeee what to do! 310 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,244 Or anyone here. Affirmative. 311 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,512 -Woo! -Yeah, baby! 312 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,314 Why would you pretend it was your birthday?! 313 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:56,617 You think I don't know a half-assed intervention 314 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,185 when I see one coming?! 315 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,220 Oooooooooooooh, shit! Mm! 316 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,455 I love where you are, man. 317 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,656 You're just Wolverining right now. 318 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,824 You -- You feel that? 319 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:04,959 I think so. 320 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,693 Does Wolverining hurt a little? 321 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:07,962 Every time! 322 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:09,563 Alright, grab a drink to go, gentlemen. 323 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,665 Because we're either getting Amy back... 324 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,934 or... we're going home. 325 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,002 You're nuts! 326 00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:15,669 Then nut me up, bitch! 327 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,404 Nut me up! 328 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,040 Nut me up! Nut me up! 329 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:20,108 It's not an expression! 330 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,441 -Woo! -Ha ha! 331 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,111 Amy's coming back dead or alive! 332 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,645 Woah! Haha! 333 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,680 -Yes! -Yeah! 334 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,650 Fake friend, my ass. I know how to be there for my friends. 335 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,320 Father?! Why?! 336 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,788 Ah, crap. Hang on. 337 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,124 Lemme go upstairs and grab the business finisher. 338 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,624 From where I'm sitting, 339 00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:40,160 you're the one with unfinished business. 340 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,063 Hey, mind your own business. 341 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,065 Business is my business! 342 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:47,969 And, brother, business is good. 343 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,242 Oh, you come back to ruin our fuuun? 344 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,911 No. To help you finish this. 345 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,245 I made you guys come out 346 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,380 because I didn't want to talk to PB alone. 347 00:13:00,414 --> 00:13:02,716 I'm here to go down with the ship. Respect, Rick. 348 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,584 Hit it, Hugh! 349 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:09,157 ♪ I lose my cool when she steps in the room ♪ 350 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:12,759 ♪ Unh, unh ♪ 351 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:16,596 ♪ And I get so excited just from her perfume ♪ 352 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,733 Oo weee, there she is. My Amy! 353 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,336 ♪ Electric eyes that you can't ignore ♪ 354 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,405 Oh, she feels my love around her! Oowee! 355 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,942 Wow. Your love is pretty strong. 356 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,012 I guess that's not all she's feeling. 357 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,846 ♪ And passion burns you like never before ♪ Predator P.I.? 358 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,615 This is the opposite of what I hired you for! 359 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:39,286 Now, now. Did you do this, Gul'Karna? 360 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,522 ♪ I was in search of a good time ♪ You do this? You do this? 361 00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,391 ♪ Just running my game ♪ 362 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,095 I'm gonna uncloak this later... Now. Now. Now. 363 00:13:47,128 --> 00:13:49,663 ♪ Love was the furthest, furthest from my mind, yeah ♪ 364 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,999 Okay, honestly, PB, that could have gone a lot worse -- 365 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,567 PB? 366 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,736 ♪ Caribbean Queen ♪ Ooooweeee, gotta goooo! 367 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,038 Run! 368 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:01,875 I'm too drunk to flee a Predator right now! 369 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,745 Mud! The -- The mud thing! Everyone mud up and hide! 370 00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:07,181 What's that smell? 371 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:08,916 Ugh, Squanchy! That's not mud. 372 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,184 Well, I'm not from this planet! 373 00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,718 Daddy, what's happening? 374 00:14:11,752 --> 00:14:13,754 Quiet, Poopy Jr.! I'm taking you home! 375 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,322 Aah! 376 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,924 Look, I just didn't think I could -- 377 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,059 What? Be honest? 378 00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:19,227 Don't high-road me! 379 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,460 It's just as dishonest to play dumb 380 00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:21,895 about wearing out your welcome! 381 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,430 You could've just told me! 382 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,732 You're an adult! Read the room and figure it out! 383 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,055 I admit it -- that -- that was self destructive. 384 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,160 Use me as a shield! I feel nothing! 385 00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:53,894 Ca-cawwww! 386 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,231 Squanch this! 387 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,502 I'm so -- 388 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:04,604 I'm so squanched up, man. 389 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,076 I-I'm not really with these guys. 390 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,945 I was just walking in this park -- 391 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,080 Aagh! 392 00:15:13,114 --> 00:15:14,381 No! 393 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,483 Why is this my thing?! 394 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,986 No! I won't let you take my family from me! 395 00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:26,326 Ow! Oh, ohhhhhhh! 396 00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:31,765 Guess you didn't see season 4, episode 3! 397 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,766 Let's go -- 398 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,036 Oh! Oh! Ohh!! 399 00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:37,205 Oh! 400 00:15:37,238 --> 00:15:39,406 Who's got the three dots on their forehead now? 401 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,608 Could have done that before he punched me. 402 00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,247 Suck my squanch! 403 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,380 Ahhh! 404 00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,253 Gimme that big ol' tooth! 405 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,121 Gullll'Karrrna... 406 00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:01,862 No, no, no, stop! 407 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,031 What are you doing? I want that skull! 408 00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,599 No, Rick. No more. 409 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,500 This is my fault. All of it. 410 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,137 And if he's gonna protect my wife and chiiild, 411 00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:13,207 that's a great thing to know while I get my shit together. 412 00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,308 Wayne? 413 00:16:14,342 --> 00:16:15,943 Wayne? Aaaamy. 414 00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,445 I-I messed up real baaad. 415 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,015 I came to say I don't know what to do without you, 416 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,218 but I guess I can start by not kidnapping. 417 00:16:24,252 --> 00:16:27,154 That's definitely where you should start. 418 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,227 I'm...sorry, Amy. 419 00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:35,428 You should be. But I'm not. 420 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,833 We're a family now -- Me, Poopy Jr., and Gul'Karna, 421 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,303 Clan Leader of The Skin-Thieves. 422 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,071 Goodbye, Wayne. 423 00:16:44,105 --> 00:16:45,172 Goodbye. 424 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,475 Ooo-weee, a musket? 425 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,577 I'm starting to think it's like their currency. 426 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,779 I hunt because I must. 427 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:56,583 But man possesses a precious gift -- the power to change. 428 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,186 More like the power of music, bitch! 429 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,587 What the?! 430 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,489 Jesus, Hugh, we were just resolving it. 431 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,424 Well, I'm an actor, and I'm high. 432 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,493 "'Caribbean Queen,' written by Hugh Jackman, 433 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,627 age sixteen." 434 00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,729 How's that for a twist? 435 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:10,830 Confusing. 436 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,666 Well, sometimes you have to believe. 437 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,936 Wow, that's reeeal inspiring. 438 00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,304 Makes me think of how -- 439 00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:18,838 Get the hell out of here! Okay, okay, sorry! 440 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,908 Alright guys, I'm buying drive-through tacos, 441 00:17:20,942 --> 00:17:24,345 but nobody tells my nutritionist and we have to steal a car. 442 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:26,948 "Wayne," huh? 443 00:17:26,981 --> 00:17:28,416 Oooweee. 444 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,185 But I prefer Mr. Pooooopybutthole. 445 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,320 More refined. 446 00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:35,755 It appears Birddaughter has broken into 447 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,724 another Federation compound. 448 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,093 I must go. 449 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,728 Wayne, this counts as attending your actual birthday. 450 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,564 Rick. It was... canonical to see you. 451 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,167 Yeah, let's call it. 452 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,768 I wanna pass out before I remember what we did tonight. 453 00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,704 I never want to forget it. 454 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,739 And I never want to repeat it. 455 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,641 Proud of you, little buddy. 456 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,643 You too, Squanch. 457 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,845 Awww,! Look at us! 458 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,781 A bird guy, talking cat, uh, what are you? 459 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,850 A robot man, and a mutant. 460 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,153 Wow. Was a bonzer night, mates! 461 00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:07,554 That's one for the books. 462 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,856 Oooo, bonzer night indeed. 463 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,326 Kept in touch with the guys over the years. 464 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,996 As much as ya can in this fast world. 465 00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:17,465 Birdperson went home to take on a challenge 466 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,967 way more difficult than a Predator -- 467 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,902 raising Birddaughter. 468 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,803 Gearhead went back to The Gear System 469 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,307 and got a spinal replacement. 470 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,175 He's still paying it off. 471 00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:29,477 Squanchy? 472 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,811 Checked himself into a nice rehab. 473 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,148 No one thought it would stick, and it didn't. 474 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,649 He was later arrested for smuggling toad venom 475 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,386 across the border. 476 00:18:38,419 --> 00:18:40,087 Hugh Jackman went to the Jack Shack 477 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:43,157 to glue back together the Tony award that Gene shot. 478 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,791 And possibly to put a bullet 479 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,261 in all future Wolverine references. 480 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,496 Thanks to us. 481 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,829 And what came of Rick? 482 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,898 I think he learned something that night. 483 00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,334 About friendship. 484 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,969 About honesty. 485 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:58,638 And maybe he learned something about himseelllf. 486 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,375 Oh. Here. Forgot to give you a fading pill. 487 00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:03,710 Great for hangovers. Just to clarify, 488 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,745 I-I had to take an un-fading pill 489 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:08,449 to counteract the original fading pill I just took. 490 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,151 Oh. Uh. Okay? 491 00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:11,919 And if you're hung up on why the taxi disappeared, 492 00:19:11,952 --> 00:19:13,421 the -- the pills aren't sentient, 493 00:19:13,454 --> 00:19:14,989 but they do detect human coverings, 494 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:18,392 so it saw the taxi as some sort of large overcoat -- 495 00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:19,527 doesn't matter. 496 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,694 You, uh, gonna be alright? 497 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,164 Got a place to stay? 498 00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:25,266 I can 3D print you an apartment on the moon. 499 00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:27,801 I'll figure it out, Rick. Thanks. 500 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,405 Well, here I go pill'in again. 501 00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:36,776 Yep. Don't any of you worry about Mr. Pooooopybutthole. 502 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,079 I got a lot of work to do, 503 00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:40,247 but I'll land on my poopy little feet. 504 00:19:40,281 --> 00:19:42,249 I always do! 505 00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,717 Owww! This burns like hell! 506 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,719 How did the other guys not react? 507 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,787 Is mine different? 508 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:50,458 It's like my skin is boiling! 509 00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:53,027 Guys, I got the Best Buds Burrito Box! 510 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,828 They normally ask for proof of friendship, 511 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,331 but the cashier trusted me that you guys were out... 512 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,967 ...heeere. 513 00:20:01,402 --> 00:20:03,037 Not cool, man. 514 00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:06,207 Aah. 515 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,710 You don't have to do this, Sheriff! 516 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,212 It's your last day on the job! 517 00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:47,481 That's exactly why I must. 518 00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:49,649 I ain't retiring a coward. 519 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,418 Now get out of here, Officer. 520 00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:54,255 And go take care of my granddaughter. 521 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:30,024 ♪ When I was young and in my prime ♪ 522 00:21:30,057 --> 00:21:33,793 ♪ My mind being free from care ♪ 523 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,996 I ain't scared of you! 524 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,866 ♪ Whilst leaving all in Donegal ♪ 525 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,102 ♪ That I might plough ♪ 526 00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:44,905 ♪ The raging main ♪ 527 00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:50,710 ♪ Going to Amerikay-- ♪ 528 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:02,923 W-What happened? 529 00:22:02,957 --> 00:22:05,025 I think it ran out of gas. 530 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,427 Oh. 531 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:07,727 Sooo, he could have survived 532 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,231 if he just stood back five feet? 533 00:22:10,264 --> 00:22:11,632 Well... 534 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,235 let's not tell his granddaughter that. 535 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,238 Did you get any of that?