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Ss this is how it ends.
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I thought I was
better than this.
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Dramatic voiceover
while stranded in space?
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I-I guess when you're dying,
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The first thing to go
is your creativity.
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Citadel's gone...
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And... and the saucer we
escaped in is out of power...
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Aw, man, I'm so scared in here.
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Rick:
The extra mortys went feral.
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[ morty screams ]
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Eh, some problems
solve themselves.
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Been drinking a lot.
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Morty!
I told you to write this down!
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I-I don't have a helmet
like that avengers guy did.
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Been drinking a lot of my piss.
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Portal gun's still broken.
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Guess that was all part of
evil morty's plan.
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"evil morty."
can we stop flattering this guy?
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His "plan"
was to monologue and [bleep] off
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He basically threw a tantrum
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To announce he was
quitting twitter.
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Nobody quits twitter.
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Hey, remember like a second ago
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When you pretended not to know
who iron man was?
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Who was that for?
Shh, shh, shush, morty.
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This is how we go.
Bear it with grace.
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Spinal cord... robitussin
as a base, then surprise me.
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[ groans ]
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[ glass clinking ]
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Mom!
Beth maybe!
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[ mouthing words ]
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Is she trying to say something?
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We... we can't hear you!
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How dumb are...
Beth, you're in a vacuum!
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Sound travels on air!
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Why am I yelling?
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Wow, great.
Yeah, that's...
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Wow, really worth it.
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That was not worth it!
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It's corny.
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You. Corn.
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Dying of starvation here!
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Oh, my god.
Stop explaining.
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Stop explaining!
Are you finished?
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She's not finished.
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Oh, real mature,
r-real classy.
Oh, nice.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It was a good line, honey.
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I didn't need it to be.
I don't care what you think.
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Oh, my god, she found you.
Here, eat, eat, eat.
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Oh, hell yes!
Hold on, buddy,
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Our systems could go into shock
from solid food.
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Digestibot,
convert to nutrient mass.
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[ digestibot whirring ]
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[ ding! ]
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I'm just gonna risk it.
Mmm.
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Since when you do you guys
get stranded?
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Thank you, by the way.
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Almost left them out there.
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Portal travel's broken.
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Mmm, are these
heirloom tomatoes?
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Digestibot, try these.
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Yum. Yum.
So you can't hop realities
anymore.
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Does that mean you'll finally
have to wash your robe?
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Good point, I need to reboot
the portal index immediately.
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Basically just a hard reset
on the fluid.
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Hold tight,
the earth's gonna shake a bit.
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[ electricity crackling,
loud rumbling ]
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Um...
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Oh!
Ohh, [bleep]
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Wait, what?
W-what's happening?
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Instead of resetting
portal travel,
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I may have reset
portal travelers.
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Too late to apologize.
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Rick, why am I pulsing green?
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And don't say you don't know
because you're pulsing green.
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Rick, are we about to die?
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No, we're about to vanish
from this reality.
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That's totally dying!
No, it isn't.
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It's everyone from this reality
returning to
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Their reality of origin.
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Back to our original universes?
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I explained it fine, morty.
You're spoonfeeding spoons!
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W-where's summer? Oh,
nice, you guys are back.
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Whoa. Summer. Three of
us are one-way blind hopping.
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You gotta help us get back.
There's a protocol for this
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In your chore server,
filename booger aids.
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Every file is booger aids!
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I-I hate naming things!
Just search for words like
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"one way blind hop
reset nav beacon."
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Why do I have a
"reality of origin?"
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There's no time
to explain, jerry!
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Counting on you,
summer! One way blind hop
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Beacon protocol!
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Here we gooooo!
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[ pulsating ]
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So there was time to explain.
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Don't waste extra
precious seconds
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With your pettiness, jerry!
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Summer, let's run down
- - one way blind hop
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Reset beacon booger aids.
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Cool.
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Wow. There was so
much time to explain!
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Yes! Fine, hindsight is 20-20!
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Who has ever taken
this long to vanish?
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How did I end up not
in my own universe?!
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Oh, my god. The jerryboree!
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Ohhhhhhhh, the jerryboree.
Ohhhhhhhh, the jerryboree.
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Deep cut.
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Wait, but where's our real
dad and our real morty?
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Buried in the backyard!
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That's what the
possums are after.
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Dad's got you in the
family business too, huh?
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Yeah, morty's an easy mark,
but rick pays me in things like...
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Wolverine claws.
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Whelp, looks like you got this.
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See you guys in
another two years?
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Or you could stick
around for this one?
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Looks like it involves
grandpa's grody citadel.
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We could, you know,
break things, loot stuff.
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Should probably get back to...
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Saving the galaxy.
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Please!
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Uh... Guess I could
loot some stuff.
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Fine, yeah, okay,
let's make it quick.
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Awesome, I've never
been. Let's do this.
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Okay, adventure family! Whoo!
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[ laughs ] uh, okay.
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[bleep]
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♪♪
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Excuse me? Bro,
ricks don't pass on this.
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Woman: Rick? Is that you?
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Yeah... Diane.
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You've been gone so long.
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Did you find our
daughter's killer?
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Not yet, sorry. Still looking.
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You'll find him. You
always do everything
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You set your mind to.
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Except keep your family alive.
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But that was hardly your fault!
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Mute.
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If I could be
muted, I wouldn't be
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[voices overlapping]
too-too-too good at haunting
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You, would I, you dirty bear?
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Yeah, forgot I
wanted to be haunted.
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I guess you predicted you might.
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That's where haunting
comes in handy, huh?
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Very good point, sugar.
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♪♪
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Rick?
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[ animals calling in distance ]
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Hello? Original family?
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Sorry about last time.
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Rick, he was in space prison.
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W-we couldn't just... hello?
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- [ roaring ]
- [ screams ]
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♪♪
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Aw, geez.
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♪♪
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[ gasps ]
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♪♪
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Ahh.
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[ can clanking ]
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[ grunts ] ah, [bleep]
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Damn it, morty, there's
no doctors anymore.
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Dad?
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♪♪
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Figures it's underwhelming
the one time I visit.
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00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,957
Yeah, sorry, usually
there's cowboy
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Rick and mortys and stuff.
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00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,471
Oh, looks like they
could use a couple
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Repairman rick
and mortys, right?
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Oh, tight, little
scavenger dudes!
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If they shoot at
us I'm allowed to...
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Do this.
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[bleep] yeah!
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Space mom, get in on this!
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Cool mom!
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Let's keep it moving.
I don't have all day.
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I got it!
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[ screaming ]
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I got it! I got it!
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Sorry!
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Sorry!
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I got it. Sorry!
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I was gonna do it.
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Ugh. Terrestrials, am I right?
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Diane: I kept up the
search in your absence.
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You want a new list
of potential locations?
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You're always just
one room away, huh?
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Yeah, uh, remember?
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You thought if you
could see or touch me,
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It might give you a level
of com-com-comfort.
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Right. Can't have that.
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Come on, summer.
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00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,349
Who's summer?
Should I be jealous?
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I hope summer knows what
happens to the people you love!
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00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,855
[ doorbell rings ]
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00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,558
Hey, rick!
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00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,694
Hey, mr. Goldmanbachmajorian.
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00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,362
S-still alive, huh? W-what's up?
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00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:20,298
I was wondering if you
could help me make sense of
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A note I found this morning?
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It's written by someone
claiming to be me.
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They say my mind is
held captive in a time loop,
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Trapped in the day
of a traumatic event
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By the agony of a
formidable intelligence.
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But also that my captor
forgot about aging...
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That my body spoils
and yearns for death
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While my soul
remains stuck in place,
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Caught like a fly in amber.
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Right. I used to drink drink.
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Uh, no clue pal. That's okay.
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00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,905
I found other notes
in the trash just like it.
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Poor weirdo. I pity them.
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Wish they could
let go and move on.
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00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,767
Sounds healthy. Sure would be!
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Ohhhhhh!
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Sweet death.
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00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,207
Diane: Was that symbolic?
223
00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:03,608
Are you letting go?
224
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,878
I understand,
baby. I forgive you...
225
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,924
You don't get to say
that! You're not her.
226
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,215
You're a thing I
built to torture myself.
227
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,350
This whole [bleep]
timeline is cursed.
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00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,485
I gotta get out of here.
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00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,220
Because you want to move on.
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Because I don't.
231
00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,290
And [burps] I have to.
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00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,024
I came back on accident.
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00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,538
Guy I'm looking for, he's...
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00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:24,229
He's not findable, diane.
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00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,765
I live with a version
of beth, now.
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00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,767
Sounds like a version of nice.
237
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:29,902
We have grandkids.
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00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,013
Tha... that's who summer is.
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00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,815
She's gonna get me out of here.
240
00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,172
She reminds me of you.
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00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,175
Oh, really? Is she dead too?
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00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,243
Bye, diane.
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00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,778
You're not honestly
gonna fly into
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That rift without
coordinates, are you?
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00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,448
Don't give up on us, rick!
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00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:44,717
I don't make the rules!
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Haunters gonna haunt!
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♪♪
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00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,793
Diane: Baby? Are
you killing yourself?
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00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:58,130
I'm more embracing the
"win win" of risking my life.
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[ inhales deeply ]
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♪♪
253
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,667
[ computer beeping rapidly ]
254
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:07,272
♪♪
255
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,540
Where's mom and summer?
256
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,742
Oh, they're gone.
257
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,076
Sorry, morty. Gone gone?
258
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,146
We spent a long
time in that ice.
259
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,882
A gentle mutant licked us out,
but beth got sick, and summer...
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00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:20,218
Didn't thaw right. [ grunts ]
261
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,688
With no one left to blame, I
finally had to deal with myself.
262
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,624
Buried my grief
at barnes & noble.
263
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,292
"four agreements,"
"eat pray love,"
264
00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,561
Frank miller's "the
dark knight returns."
265
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,341
Learned to accept
things for what they are.
266
00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:32,765
[ grunts ]
267
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,434
In a few of these, the
whole brain is still intact.
268
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,702
Makes you wonder if some
people were still in there,
269
00:10:37,772 --> 00:10:39,571
Just trapped in the horror.
270
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,239
Anyway, it's awesome protein.
271
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,374
I'm so sorry, dad.
272
00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:46,311
But my real, original
dad beat the apocalypse.
273
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,913
I-I-I guess we all
underestimated you.
274
00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,027
Hey, w-what's that
game we always used to
275
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,585
Try to play as a family, y...
The one we never finished?
276
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,587
Downbeat. Yes!
Let's play downbeat.
277
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,856
I-I bet I can find it!
We can finish now.
278
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:01,126
Yeah, you should
totally do that.
279
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,131
Hey, yeah, cool, I-I got it!
280
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,467
We'll play downbeat and
we'll... we'll camp here
281
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,469
Tonight and then
rebuild the house.
282
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,871
You know, we got
food, fresh water,
283
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,739
And we've got family.
284
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,342
The [bleep]
285
00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:19,478
Jerry: Morty. I wrote
this note in advance
286
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,524
In case you're wondering
how I left so fast.
287
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,326
My plan is to wait for
you to turn your back,
288
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,350
Then I'm going to grab
all your shit and split.
289
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,151
Depending on how long
you were out of the room,
290
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,688
You'll probably be thinking
I can't be that far away
291
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,224
And you'll want to foll...
292
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,625
[ grunts ]
293
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,472
Jerry: Morty, wrote this
fast 'cause had to set trap.
294
00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:36,895
Thought you'd have cooler
shit. See other note, bye.
295
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,897
Mother[bleep]
296
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,433
Morty: Whoa-whoa!
Slow down! Slow down!
297
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,635
Not cool! Oh!
298
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,837
What the hell, dad?
299
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,216
Don't take it personal, morty.
300
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,550
That's one of the
four agreements.
301
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,285
I don't remember the
other three, but I know
302
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,488
Commissioner gordon was
cool with batman moving on.
303
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,378
Batman doesn't abandon people!
304
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:54,913
You abandoned us.
305
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,249
I deserve that.
But, you know, it...
306
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,317
It improved you.
307
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,452
Oh, am I cool
enough for you now?
308
00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:01,720
Well, that was easy.
309
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,856
It only cost me
[bleep] everything.
310
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,990
Whoa, hey, I-I... You
came back and talked
311
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,770
About us like we
weren't people, morty!
312
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,594
Then you bailed
and left us to freeze!
313
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,396
I-I was apologizing
for that earlier...
314
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,132
Your mom and sister died, morty!
315
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,801
[ sighs ] and I moved on.
316
00:12:16,871 --> 00:12:18,136
From caring.
317
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,673
And that is the best
deal you will ever get.
318
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,807
So take it. Please don't go.
319
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:25,944
I-if rick comes back, we ca...
We can find you a new reality,
320
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,747
A new mom, new summer, a... Job!
321
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,126
Oh, you don't get it, kid.
322
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,529
Except for this conversation,
my life is perfect.
323
00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:36,555
Rick was always right.
Everyone needs to let go.
324
00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:39,958
[ crying ]
325
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,226
[ footsteps galloping ]
326
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,695
Aww, you came back.
327
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,763
I guess we really
did form a bond.
328
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,098
Ow! Hey, stop it!
329
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,500
Get away from me! No, help!
330
00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:51,035
Alright, pin dropped, grandpa!
331
00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,637
Come and get us.
332
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,106
♪♪
333
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,241
Rick: Come on, come on, come on!
334
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,643
Diane: Baby? Something
to keep in mind...
335
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,045
If you were pulled home
by whatever happened,
336
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,515
It's likely our
target was, as well.
337
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:08,320
It's also likely he's having as
much trouble leaving as you are.
338
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:10,722
He's trapped.
339
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,723
[ monitor beeping ]
340
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,724
Summer: Grandpa!
341
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,526
Oh, [bleep] yes!
342
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,664
Grandp... Andpa?
343
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,866
Summer! Gold star,
always believed in you.
344
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,468
N-now the hard part. Hard part?
345
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,448
Way worse things than
me can see that beacon, too.
346
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,272
Hunker down and protect
it while I grab morty.
347
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,407
Rick out! Try to survive!
348
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,809
Oh, [bleep]
349
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,357
Domestic mom should hide maybe?
350
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:33,345
"domestic mom"?
351
00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:35,147
I mean, she's the
cool space one.
352
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,950
Look, I'm not looking to get
caught in whatever this is.
353
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,662
You guys can both
hide maybe, hash it out.
354
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,885
Oh, quit talking down!
355
00:13:40,955 --> 00:13:42,955
I'm you with the
patience to do laundry.
356
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,067
Summer: Mom, stop
being jealous of our bond!
357
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,492
She ran from our choices.
I have to parent them.
358
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:50,629
It's not like I didn't care.
That's what the clone was for.
359
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,764
Aah!
360
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,165
Moms!
361
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,301
[ panting, sobbing ]
362
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,406
[ whooshing ]
363
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,446
Morty!
364
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,380
Rick? I knew it!
365
00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:09,892
I knew you wouldn't leave me!
366
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,516
Ow! The [bleep]
367
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,318
Morty, did you see
another rick here?
368
00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:15,387
Nondescript
haircut, sci-fi jacket?
369
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:17,856
Eh, of course you didn't
see him, you'd be dead.
370
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,458
Or you'd be a bomb.
371
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,059
Do you feel bomby?
372
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,861
Nah, you woulda blown up by now.
373
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:23,996
Wasn't the rick here dead?
374
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,864
Th-that's why you
pick places, right?
375
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,400
Uh, well, your rick, uh,
376
00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,602
Yeah, not dead,
more like not around.
377
00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:33,338
When I met you, I was sorta
hoping he might turn up one day.
378
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,474
You son of a bitch! I got you!
379
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,075
W-w-where are we going?
380
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,055
To kill your
grandpa, little buddy.
381
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,345
Wait, what?
382
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,413
I don't understand.
383
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,682
My original rick
killed your family?
384
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,350
And you were just waiting
for him to come back?
385
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,863
Seems like you
understand fine, morty.
386
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,620
That was a+ re-piping.
387
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:51,423
We're here.
388
00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,403
This guy, morty, he
hates being found
389
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,071
But loves building
elaborate shit.
390
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,561
Like... like... like playing
a ton of "minecraft"
391
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,940
But all on a private server.
392
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,764
Am I in a [bleep]
k-hole right now?
393
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,767
What is going on?
394
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,372
Whoa, hoho, you found me!
395
00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:09,121
I shoot the first monitor, too.
396
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,909
Listen, I'm not here.
397
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,845
Or am I?
398
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,379
There's the clone you found.
399
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,758
Or maybe it's me, all naked!
400
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,382
Just a lil keyser soze.
401
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,317
I mean, why would
I admit it's not?
402
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,497
Oh-hoho, yeah! Look at him!
403
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,165
Look at him go,
look at him dance.
404
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,456
O-or me. Again, it might be me,
405
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,925
Like a "saw" thing.
I'm very sneaky.
406
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,593
Here's a bunch of
killbots to deal with
407
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,296
While ya wrestle with that.
408
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,735
Obviously, I don't know
who I'm talking to here.
409
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,737
It's all prerecorded.
410
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,073
But if you got this far,
411
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,007
You probably think
you're real special.
412
00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:44,209
Tell you what...
413
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:45,343
Oop! There he goes!
414
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,945
Maybe that actually was me!
415
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,191
If you follow him down there,
416
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,347
We can do a big fight.
417
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,750
50% chance I'm not lying.
418
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,085
♪♪
419
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,887
Space beth: We're
in trouble, asshole!
420
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,288
I shouldn't have to beg.
421
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,400
Wait, my moms are in trouble?
422
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,023
Those versions of them are.
423
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,360
W-we gotta save them!
Rick, this is an obvious trap.
424
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,762
If you go down there
he's just gonna kill you.
425
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,531
Good! What?
426
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,900
Now what?!
427
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,408
If you don't care if you
die, why do you care if I die?
428
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,014
Knock it off! Get out of here!
429
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,839
You did this last season!
You're like a suicide bomber!
430
00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:16,108
Takes one to know one.
431
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,110
Yeah, well, you get
it from him, not me.
432
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,513
I don't know him.
You're my grandpa, rick.
433
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,582
Rick and morty. A hundred years.
434
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,690
This place totally
might go up, by the way.
435
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,452
Here's a bunch of countdowns.
436
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,655
One of them's probably accurate.
437
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,992
Ah, [bleep] stupid
5th-dimensional stomach juices.
438
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,660
Sorry for the sitcom fight,
439
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,262
And maybe getting us digested.
440
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,508
You've got incredible timing.
441
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,065
Oh, don't be a
bitch. I'm parenting.
442
00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:41,466
Makes sense you
don't recognize it.
443
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,979
You've been out of
practice for a while.
444
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,447
Good! I'm glad
that they have you!
445
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,338
I don't want to be "space mom."
446
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,406
You've made that clear.
447
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,740
Just don't let summer mistake
448
00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,475
Your rejection of
her for good taste.
449
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,145
I'm not trying to. It's all her!
450
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,713
[ gasps ]
451
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,351
Jesus! It'd be cool if
you were around more.
452
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,619
I don't wanna get married.
453
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,355
I'm 17. My
affection is the wind.
454
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,824
Don't try to compete for it.
455
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,226
I could hear every word
of that through the helmets.
456
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,162
Thank [bleep] I only
had to kill most of them.
457
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,497
Jesus, that ship
really has sailed.
458
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:17,569
♪♪
459
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:21,240
And now we feast!
460
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:25,110
[ roaring in agony ]
461
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:26,911
This emergency
was oversold to me.
462
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,073
- Grandpa!
- Morty!
463
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,760
Moms! Wait, I-if they have to
464
00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:32,362
Wear helmets... I do childproofing
stuff while you're asleep.
465
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,630
Why don't you childproof dad?
466
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:34,965
Ah, great reminder. Wait!
467
00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:36,455
Time to get jerry. Ugh.
468
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,457
Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight
469
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,793
If I wasn't married
to an unemployed
470
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:42,527
Receptacle of human fear!
471
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,374
Get a job, dad,
it's been a decade.
472
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,464
Woof. Pretty brutal, jer.
473
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,999
I-I know a good alligator park
474
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,266
If you wanna kill yourself.
475
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,934
I got expelled today.
[ doorbell rings ]
476
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,648
- What the hell, morty?!
- Oh, no, you got expelled.
477
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,137
- Whoa, what a horrible thing.
- You are so [bleep] dumb!
478
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,584
- Too bad, morty.
- Hi, hon.
479
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:57,248
[ gasps ] woof, some
real season 2 vibes
480
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,521
In there, you know
what I'm sayin?
481
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,212
You know, never
thought I'd say this,
482
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,748
But I think I'm glad we
spent that time divorced.
483
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,529
Er, one second. I'll build a
[bleep] swing set in the backyard!
484
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,887
You know, I may
technically be from here.
485
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,556
But I'm a goddamn
interdimensional traveler now.
486
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,759
And all of you can
kiss my sci-fi ass.
487
00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:16,662
[ grunts ]
488
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,835
[ laughter ] it gets
me every time.
489
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:25,437
Wow, what an
amazing joke I just told.
490
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,372
A-and also, what an adventure.
491
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,352
You know, I guess it doesn't
matter where we're from
492
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,509
If we're together, huh?
493
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,377
Good... good final moral thing.
494
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,357
This is everyone's
"original dimension" now.
495
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,780
Great wrap-ups, kids.
496
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:38,383
- Ugh, you're back.
- Oh, [bleep] season 2 jerry!
497
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:39,784
Look, before you bust my balls,
498
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,297
Can someone help
with the shower?
499
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,388
It's colder than beth
on our anniversary.
500
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,590
Also, look who I
found in rick's room.
501
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,392
Mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
502
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,771
I don't care how cute he is.
503
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,462
We agreed no
boogens in the house.
504
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:52,197
Wait, season 2 jerry, don't!
505
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,066
Whoa! Summer: Mr. Frundles!
506
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,400
Everybody in the car.
507
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,536
Mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
508
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,444
Wait, but I thought
he was mr. Frundles.
509
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,406
Everybody in the car! Now!
510
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,608
Nyah! Mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
511
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:06,211
[ overlapping "mmmm,
I'm mr. Frundles!" ]
512
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,480
♪♪
513
00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:09,882
Beth: What the [bleep] dad?!
514
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,794
Why would you bring
that thing into our house?
515
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,351
It was cute! [bleep]
516
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,664
We gotta find a
new timeline now!
517
00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,733
You know how hard that
shit is without portals?
518
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:19,291
We gotta do the thing with
the rift and the beacon again!
519
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,493
The whole [bleep]
episode all over again!
520
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,495
Car, fabricate some vomit bags.
521
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,630
Can't we just go
back and fix it?
522
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:30,836
[ booming voice ]
mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
523
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,840
I can't believe
portal travel's broken.
524
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,153
I'll get to it when I get to it.
525
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,421
Lift with your knees, mom.
526
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,512
How many times
have you done this?
527
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,515
[ grunts ] oh, god.
528
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:46,050
And you swear they
die of natural causes?
529
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,452
Mm-hmm, yep.
530
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,321
The exact same
as our old timeline?
531
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,167
Even my stuff? Bit
of a rush job, actually,
532
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,258
So they do say "parmesan" weird.
533
00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:55,059
How do they say... par-mees-ian.
534
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,395
- Boo.
- Jesus christ.
535
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,174
I could've left you guys!
You think the concept of
536
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,799
"family" matters to me?
I'm not even your rick!
537
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,978
- Uh-huh.
- "I'm denial rick!"
538
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:03,602
Beth: See you inside, dad.
539
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,204
Sorry I was such a
dance mom about summer.
540
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,205
She's your daughter, too.
541
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,540
No, boundaries are good.
542
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:11,876
But, uh, speaking of,
maybe I've put up too many.
543
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,012
Is it okay if I come
around sometimes?
544
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,347
That could be nice.
545
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:18,584
That's a cute outfit. The
one we always wear?
546
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,223
[ sighs ] yes, morty?
547
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,052
You promise I'm
not, you know, bait?
548
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,005
T-to make that rick
come back? What?
549
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:31,073
M-morty, for you to be
bait, the guy'd have to
550
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,600
Value something. He
truly does not give a shit.
551
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,437
He's the real deal.
552
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,240
Parmeee-san. Par-meees-ian.
553
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,908
Par-mees-ian.
554
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,022
Par... parmeeeeeesian.
Parmesian.
555
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:47,824
Gross. I hate it. Yeah.
556
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:55,848
♪♪
557
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:06,258
♪♪
558
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:16,935
♪♪
559
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:22,947
[ rustling ]
560
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,483
Hello? Morty?
561
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,617
That one big rat?
562
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:26,997
Whoa, this is a
development. Gah!
563
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,953
Shh. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,
564
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,600
Lil guy, easy.
You're a jerry, right?
565
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,268
Never got too
close to the concept.
566
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,137
Boy, you have really arc'd out.
567
00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:35,560
Were you putting on pants?
568
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,162
What? Oh, yeah, no, I was naked
569
00:21:37,231 --> 00:21:40,365
To [bleep] with a guy.
Speaking of, did you talk to me,
570
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,100
Or a little kid around here?
571
00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:43,368
Maybe. Why?
572
00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:45,637
Because if you hate them, too...
573
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:47,239
I could be down
for a little team up.
574
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,819
Eh, I really don't
"team up" anymore.
575
00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:50,843
Managing people,
such a headache.
576
00:21:50,911 --> 00:21:52,110
Aah!
577
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:53,245
[ deep voice ] fatality...
578
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,313
[ normal voice ]
jerry wins.
579
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,616
[ laughing ]
580
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,386
Oh, goddamn dude.
581
00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:02,921
Badass!
582
00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,457
[ groans ]
583
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:06,991
Why are you here?
584
00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:11,997
Buddy, I have been asking myself
that exact same question.
585
00:22:15,202 --> 00:22:16,602
Did you get any of that?
586
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,626
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