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Morty, hurry!
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Return the Truth Tortoise!
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Morty, whatever you do,
don't drop the Truth Tortoise!
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Also really important,
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whatever you do,
don't look into its eyes!
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I... I did look at it, Rick!
I've been looking at it!
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Now you're gonna know
everything, Morty!
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Good job! Way to go!
You [bleep] everything up!
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It's in my head!
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Oh, geez, I... I can't get that
Truth Tortoise out of my head.
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Yeah, I told you not
to look into its eyes.
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Hey, Morty, let's watch some
interdimensional cable.
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Remember how we used to do that?
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Rick, I can't...
I can't go on.
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I-I can't go on like this with the
Truth Tortoise shit in my head.
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I-I wish you could just...
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Erase the memory from your mind?
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How did you know
I was gonna say that?
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Come on, Morty, come with me.
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After you.
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What the hell is this?!
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This, Morty, is my archive
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of all the experiences
you've begged me to remove
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from your life,
lest you go insane.
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I call them
Morty's Mind Blowers.
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And we'll be doing this instead
of interdimensional cable.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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How long have I been asking you
to remove memories?
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Since the first time
your mind was blown.
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Here it is.
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Classic.
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There's no dust on it because
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this isn't the first time
we've done this.
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- What?!
- I call this one "Moonspiracy"!
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Wow.
That's incredible.
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What the heck?
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Morty, do you realize how
ridiculous that sounds?
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Yeah, pretty crazy story, Morty.
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Are you serious?
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Half the crap we've seen,
and you think that sounds crazy?
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I've been to 300 versions
of Earth's moon,
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including this one,
and I've never seen signs
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of a "regular dude,"
as you describe him,
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hanging out up there.
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It's probably just
a smudge on the lens.
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Smudge on the lens?
Smudge on the lens?!
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I know the difference between
a man threatening me
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and a smudge on
the goddamn lens, Summer!
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Morty, calm down!
Are you feeling okay?
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I'm fine!
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So sensitive.
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Principal Vagina: Kids,
I'd like to introduce you all
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to our new guidance counselor,
Mr. Lunas.
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I look forward
to helping guide you all
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towards a brighter future.
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I believe every
student should...
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shoot for the moon.
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♪
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Got you now, you son of a bitch.
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What's this?
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Proof that Mr. Lunas
isn't who he says he is!
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He's not a guidance counselor?
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I... I assume he's qualified
to be one, who isn't?
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But he also lives on the moon.
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Okay.
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Is that it?
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Is he doing anything
to hurt anyone?
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Oh, he's up to something.
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I think I understand.
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"Up to something,"
"lives on the moon."
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Okay, I'll talk to him.
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What did he say?
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Denied the moon stuff,
but that's what pedophiles do,
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they deny,
it's their bread and butter.
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Pedophile?
You don't think so?
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I thought the moon thing
might have been code.
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No, he's literally
from the moon!
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Well, you saw him react.
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Moon or not,
that dude likes 'em young.
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Gordon Lunas was a good Marine.
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We don't know what drove
him to take his own life,
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but we want to remember
the good things.
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Like how, from a certain angle,
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some people would say
he looked like a smudge.
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Oh, my God, what have I done?
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What have I done?
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Jesus, I made that guy
kill himself!
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Only in a literal sense.
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Here's one I call
"Morty's Menagerie."
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They don't all
have titles, though.
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It's not a "Simpsons"
Halloween special,
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more like a clip show made
of clips you never saw!
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I can't believe we got
put into a menagerie.
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So this guy collects
living beings?
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Yeah, you know like
commemorative plates,
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but less off-putting.
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You'll get it when you're still
actively dating in your 40s.
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Assess this with
cold indifference,
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you beany-headed prick!
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Hey, keep it down!
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Just our luck, menagerie beneath
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the "boulder people"
of Granitor Seven.
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I can't take it anymore, Rick!
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Relax, Morty!
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I can't relax! R-R-Rick, we...
We gotta get outta here!
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I don't care what it takes!
Anything!
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- Anything?
- Anything!
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All right, well, you're gonna
have to take off your shirt.
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Not yet.
I'll tell you when.
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Dear God.
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What?
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The signal
turned out to be...
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There's no other way
to put it...
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Instructions.
For?
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A vehicle, sir,
an interstellar vehicle.
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We'll need a pilot.
I wonder if there's a volunteer.
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Oh, the schematics specify
a second, smaller pilot.
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I mean, they really
specify smaller.
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They have to be exactly 5'3".
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Chang, you may have majored
in Liberal Arts,
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but I think you're about
to make history.
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Woman:
Primary systems, check.
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Auxiliary systems, check.
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See you soon.
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Okay, now.
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Greetings.
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You're...
You look...
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We've possessed forms
your mind can accept.
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Here are some customary
clothing gifts.
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Please, put them on.
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- May we?
- Of course, yes.
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We followed your instructions.
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We have so much
to learn from you.
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I know, right?
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Hey, how come I was able to see
those other people's memories?
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I... I wouldn't have been
around for that.
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Yeah, sometimes I gotta do
a little editing, Morty.
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It helps the mind blowers
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play a little bit better
upon revisiting.
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I call this one
"The Whole Enchilada.
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Here, Morty, this'll make
your urine drinkable.
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Now can we keep shopping?
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I am Zikzak.
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Shit, Morty, get behind me.
It's a [bleep] alien overlord!
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It's okay.
Here.
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Oh, I misjudged.
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"I am Floop Floopian.
Please kill me."
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That's right, Morty.
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The Floop Floopians achieve
an eternal orgasmic afterlife,
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so long as they're killed
by a great warrior.
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I'm flattered, by the way.
Thank you very much.
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So you're gonna kill him?
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Let's get some lunch first.
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♪
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So, you want to get shot
in the head, or...
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Well, as long as
the wound is fatal,
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I don't really mind
where you shoot me.
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Cool.
I'm gonna go take a quick shit.
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Well, I gotta say.
You know, I'm a little envious.
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Your species has
an actual afterlife.
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That's gotta be nice.
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Wh-What do you mean?
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Well, you know, here on Earth,
w-we don't know what's going on.
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It must be nice for you guys to,
you know, have that...
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Have that proof's in
the pudding, you know, evidence.
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Evidence?
There's supposed to be evidence?
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Um, yeah...
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otherwise,
how do you know if it's true?
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Wait, you don't...
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All right, so you want to do
this here or outside?
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Run!
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I don't wanna die!
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Oh, God, it's all real!
Oh, it hurts!
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Oh, I shouldn't have doubted it!
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I shouldn't have let
you make me doubt it!
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Aah!
I blame you, I blame you!
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But he said there
wasn't any evidence!
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That was a ton of evidence!
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Well, silver lining.
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Now I know their
religion's real.
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They have a hell,
and it does not look good.
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I noticed you never finished
your chimichanga,
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so I got some room for it now,
if you know what I mean.
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Holy [bleep]!
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How many of these are just
horrible mistakes I've made?
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I mean, maybe
I'd stop making so many
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if I let myself learn from them!
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Don't break your back
creating a lesson, Morty.
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It's a freeform anthology.
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I'm getting annoyed
you're not hearing that.
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As you can see around me,
your mind's been blown
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countless times,
and not always by yourself.
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[bleep],
I don't even...
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This better not
have been a good one.
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What is this?
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Great, "Booger AIDS,"
"AIDS Booger."
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I gotta start using
real file names.
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In the meantime,
enjoy a grab bag
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of mind blowers I call
"Poop AIDS underscore copy."
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Alien Warlord: I'm not
an unreasonable man, Beth Smith.
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I know children are everything
to a mammal.
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I will spare one of their lives.
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You simply have to choose.
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Summer!
Summer.
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♪
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You're not gonna believe this.
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I went to Phoebe
instead of Titan.
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It's, like, hello, Saturn,
after ten moons,
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time to stop naming and start
numbering, you know?
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What's... Wh-What's with you
assholes?
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Morty, please, don't do this.
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Your Morty is gone!
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I am Voltamatron,
Destroyer of Worlds!
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Grandpa Rick, there must be some
scientific way to save him!
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Not scientific,
but there may be a way.
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Morty, I know you're in there.
It's me, your grandpa.
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I know I can be mean,
but I love you, Morty.
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We all do,
you gotta fight this thing.
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I know you can.
You're stronger than all of us!
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Morty, it's mom! We love you,
you have to fight it!
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Come on, Morty!
Fight that stupid worm thing!
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We love you!
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We love you so much!
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Rick: Yes, Morty, come on,
you're doing it!
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You're doing it!
You're doing it!
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Should we pull it out?
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No, don't touch it.
Just keep loving Morty!
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We still love you.
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But I do have
a thing at 6:00.
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Oh, God, do I have
to keep looking?
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Geez, Morty, come on,
pinch it off already!
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Don't! Oh, God, sorry, Morty,
I love you!
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God, is there going
to be an intermission?
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Excuse me, but I ordered
the large evil space worm.
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I know, it's like,
is that a demon slug
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in your stomach,
or are you just happy to...
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Sorry!
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Well, I guess it's nice to know
the whole family sucks!
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So if the blues ones
are my fault,
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and the purple ones are my
family's, what are the red ones?
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Yeah, d-don't read
into it, Morty!
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[bleep] We need to find shelter
before the sunset, Morty.
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Venzenulon Nine has a night
temperature of 300 below!
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We'll freeze, Morty!
W-We'll be dead in seconds!
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I... I think I saw
a cave over there.
248
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,557
You've seen
too many movies, Morty.
249
00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:28,226
A cave isn't gonna cut it.
We're gonna have to use Beebo.
250
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,428
Beebo led us to water!
He's our friend!
251
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,697
- He won't even feel it!
- Oh, no, no!
252
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:38,069
You wanna die, Morty?
Get in Beebo!
253
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,839
Oh, no, no!
254
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,008
Brace for the ice limit.
255
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,577
Here it comes!
256
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:52,250
Wait, are we on Venzenulon Nine
or Venzenulon Seven?
257
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,220
Wait a minute, why would I ask
for that to be removed?
258
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,555
Are the red ones stuff
you wanted removed?
259
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,191
Ooh, that's clever, Morty, but I
don't use color to sort things
260
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,360
because I'm not a mouse in
a European children's book.
261
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,529
Then why are all those
pink ones by the liquor?
262
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,097
Liquor?
263
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,507
[bleep], that was close.
We lost Captain Sky.
264
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,275
He gave his life
for the uprising.
265
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,344
Yeah. It really makes
you think, Morty?
266
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,312
We should never take
things for granite.
267
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,014
- What?
- I'm just saying, life's short.
268
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,549
We shouldn't take things
for granite.
269
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,818
- Are you saying "granite"?
- Well, yeah.
270
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,520
It's "granted,"
with a "D."
271
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,423
Take things for granted.
Did you actually think it was...
272
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,091
Jesus Christ, Rick,
273
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,126
what are you, a boulder...
A rock person?
274
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,162
How long have you been saying
that wrong?
275
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,463
Oh, you like that?
276
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,231
I b-b-bet that really
blows your mind.
277
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,666
I mean, yeah,
it's kind of great.
278
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,069
- You want me to erase it?
- What, you can do that?
279
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,671
[bleep].
280
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,673
I [bleep] knew it,
you piece of [bleep]!
281
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,176
You... You...
You're a [bleep] asshole, Rick!
282
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,644
Take it easy, Morty, come on.
Just relax.
283
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:54,379
No, I'm not gonna [bleep] relax!
Come here!
284
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,014
Let go of me, you little bitch!
285
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,949
I'm gonna grab you by the
scruff of your... Take that!
286
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,419
- Umm.
- Umm.
287
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,887
- What...
- What's going on?
288
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,155
- Where am I?
- Who are we?
289
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,356
Who am I?
290
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,325
I think I'm an adolescent boy.
291
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,627
And I'm an elderly man.
292
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:14,065
And we appear to be in some kind
of secret confined space.
293
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:14,766
Yeah, umm...
294
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,168
Don't look at me like that.
295
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,170
For all we know, you could be
the [bleep] weirdo.
296
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,707
These things are
obviously storage units,
297
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,676
and since we can't remember
what went wrong,
298
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,545
my guess is that the technology
involves memory,
299
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,749
and that this thing on your head
is designed to...
300
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,450
Tell us the code, jagoff!
301
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,487
It's pointless.
He's stonewalling.
302
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,589
Rick, if we don't unlock those
vaccines, Earth dies!
303
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,691
You know, it might be time to
step up your interrogation!
304
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,359
Not sure what
you're implying, Morty,
305
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,194
but some lines I don't cross.
306
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,029
Yeah, well,
I crossed every line I had
307
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,398
when this bastard
tried to kill Jessica!
308
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:53,004
Okay, see those two fleshy sacs
under his chin, Morty?
309
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,106
Grab 'em.
310
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,008
You remember the codes now?
311
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,443
Twist!
312
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,380
Give us the codes, man!
Twist harder, Morty!
313
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,349
Harder!
314
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,618
Okay, let go, let go,
let him breathe.
315
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,621
He wants to make a deal.
316
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,723
Half the codes now,
half after you finish.
317
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,925
But can we trust...
Wait, what?
318
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,126
F-Finish what?
319
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,327
Y-You know...
320
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,862
I thought I was torturing him!
321
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,230
Oh, and this disappoints you?
322
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,132
Do I tell him we don't
have a deal, Morty?
323
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,767
Because if we can
kill our enemies,
324
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,270
but we can't jack them off, then
how are we better than them?
325
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,238
Well, what did you find out?
326
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,973
We're partners, I guess,
327
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,242
and we fight aliens,
like "Men in Black"?
328
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,111
"Men in Black,"
"Men in Black."
329
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,013
I have "Men in Black 2" in here.
330
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,514
So... So you get
the general idea.
331
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,949
Not quite.
332
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,552
It's basically an endless string
of callbacks to...
333
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,755
All right, save it for Youtube.
I'll keep looking for clues.
334
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,259
What are you doing?
335
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,928
You want your shelf
level or not?
336
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,664
And if I say yes, you're gonna
provide that for me with that?
337
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,765
Yes, see the bubble?
338
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,366
I'm familiar with
the bubble, Morty.
339
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,335
I also dabble in precision,
340
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,270
and if you think
you can even approach it
341
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,905
with your sad, naked,
caveman eyeball
342
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,608
and a bubble of [bleep] air,
you're the reason this species
343
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,577
is a failure,
and it makes me angry!
344
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:06,778
You're drunk.
345
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,413
You want to put up a shelf,
put up a shelf.
346
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,615
You want to experience
true level?
347
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,451
Do you? Y-yes.
348
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,996
All right, come on.
349
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,137
Wow, it's so...
350
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:37,375
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh,
Christ, ooh, ooh, ooh.
351
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,944
Oh, yeah, true level, bitch.
352
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,413
Morty, come on,
we're leaving for school.
353
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,649
Oh, everything's crooked!
Reality is poison!
354
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,384
I want to go back!
I hate this!
355
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,785
What's his deal?
Can't live like this!
356
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,420
Shh, shh, shh, shh, Morty,
Morty, Morty.
357
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,322
Go to school, Summer.
I'll go in Morty's memory
358
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,757
and do a little...
359
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,126
Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!
360
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,561
Well?
361
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,031
You seem to be in charge
of what I get to remember.
362
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,232
Why?
363
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,834
Good question.
364
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,570
Morty, I need darkness to prime
these optical inductors.
365
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,906
Hit the leftmost light switch
by the door for me.
366
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,173
The left.
367
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,116
Okay, lights on.
368
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,487
So, did I just hear three
distinct light switch clicks?
369
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,988
W-W-What do you mean?
370
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,691
I feel like the three sounds
I heard could be explained
371
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,294
by an initial erroneous flipping
of a switch on the right
372
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,162
followed by a hasty,
corrective flipping
373
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,797
of the requested switch.
374
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,066
Then during the resultant
darkness and silence, a third,
375
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,036
shameful unflipping of
the initially flipped switch.
376
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,771
Is my assessment accurate?
377
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,074
Yeah, that's... that's basically
how... how it all shaked out.
378
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,309
I'm sorry.
379
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,544
All right, come on.
380
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,480
What?!
Come on!
381
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,662
Grab a shovel.
382
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,464
W-What is...
383
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,833
Grab a shovel!
384
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,769
What was that?
385
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,607
I can't find a goddamn
zip tie anywhere!
386
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,043
All right, [bleep] it!
387
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,917
Zip tie.
388
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,135
Why are you making me
do this for you again?
389
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,704
Who doesn't wish they could
talk to animals, Rick?
390
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,805
Most humans!
391
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,841
There, I'm done,
just stay out of trouble!
392
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,844
Gotta keep moving.
Can't stop.
393
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,879
Up, down, down, up, up, up,
down, up, stop, down.
394
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,914
The queen needs food.
The babies need food.
395
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,050
The queen makes babies.
396
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,585
The situation in Argentina
397
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,286
has proven less convenient
than predicted.
398
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,389
We'll have to re-destabilize
their economy,
399
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,724
refocus labor class outrage
from upper to middle,
400
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,160
foster a coup, and install
a compliant regime.
401
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,361
Same as Guatemala?
402
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,529
Yes, but you can double time it.
403
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,031
We need a quorum
to pick a new pope,
404
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,099
in case the Exxon/Monsanto thing
falls through in Africa.
405
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,635
Why not use chemtrails?
Put a canopy on Uganda.
406
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,637
They're set to agitate
any mo... What?
407
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,406
That kid is watching us.
408
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,574
So, we're squirrels, he's a kid.
409
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,377
He's watching us like he hears
what we're saying.
410
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,946
Hey, kid. Young man?
Come here, little boy.
411
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,949
Tell Daphne to run a 199
on a possible Dolittle.
412
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,117
Little boy!
413
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,919
We'll give you wishes
if you can hear us!
414
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,021
We can make you fly
and get candy.
415
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,398
Oh, [bleep]! Oh, [bleep]!
[bleep] me! [bleep] me!
416
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,801
Rick!
417
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,236
[bleep], Morty,
what did you do?
418
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,143
All right, Morty,
pack your shit!
419
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,012
That's only gonna keep 'em down
for a little bit, Morty!
420
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,580
You [bleep] with
squirrels, Morty!
421
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,981
We got a good five minutes
422
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,783
before they're backing up
on our ass, Morty!
423
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,086
We have to pack up and move
to a new reality, Morty!
424
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,455
You know I said we could
only do that a couple of times!
425
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,724
We're [bleep] over here because
of these damn squirrels, Morty!
426
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,726
I don't know what
my reaction is,
427
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,895
but I think I'm mounting
in suspicion of you.
428
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,998
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna remember everything!
429
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,101
Everything!
430
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,876
Yeah!
431
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:35,880
♪
432
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:52,096
♪
433
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,898
Well, what'd you find out?
434
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,967
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what
are you gonna do, kill me?
435
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,803
No, I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill myself!
436
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,671
All those memories just erased!
437
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,740
Sitting in this room
collecting dust!
438
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,743
W-What's the point of going on
if most of everything
439
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,346
that happens just ends up
sitting in here?
440
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,348
All right, kid.
441
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,117
I don't know much aside from
the fact that "Men in Black 2"
442
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,853
is a joyless cash grab, but I do
know that whatever you have
443
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,289
brewing around in your noggin
really connected with you.
444
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,824
I can't deny that,
445
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,260
and I can't deny that I'm
inspired by your passion.
446
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,995
I want in.
Suicide pact!
447
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,930
Yes, yeah, let's do it!
448
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,933
Together, you old son
of a bitch! On three!
449
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,134
One...
450
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,302
Two...
451
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,172
You guys doing
Morty's Mind Blowers?
452
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,140
Morty's Mind Blowers?
453
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,676
Grandpa,
is this scenario three?
454
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,245
W-what's that,
and w-who are you?
455
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:44,115
Oh, man, it's a scenario four.
456
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,900
[bleep] goddamn it!
457
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,736
I don't get paid enough
for this shit!
458
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:09,407
There's a Craftsman nearby.
I can smell it.
459
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,409
Whoa, what... what...
460
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,044
Can I help you?
461
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,912
H-How did we fall asleep during
interdimensional cable?
462
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,647
- Yeah, what the hell, Summer?
- Summer, you dumb bitch!
463
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,349
How long were we out,
you dumb bitch!
464
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,184
How much interdimensional cable
did we miss, you stupid bitch!
465
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,286
How many improv TV shows with
commercials did we miss, Summer?
466
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,088
Why did you let us fall asleep?
You dumb bitch! You stupid bitch!
467
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,690
All right, Morty,
[bleep] this noise.
468
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,258
Let's get out of here
and go on a classic
469
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,460
Rick and Morty adventure.
Yeah, right, Rick, I'm allin.
470
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,395
No wonder you're
constantly fighting
471
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,264
with each other
and behind schedule.
472
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,999
What?
Nothing.
473
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:45,009
♪
474
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:55,019
♪
475
00:20:55,021 --> 00:21:02,226
♪
476
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,561
Rick?
Hello?
477
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,296
Just here for my putter.
478
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,532
Jerry's Mind Blowers?
479
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,802
♪
480
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,071
Follow the boys!
481
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:17,975
♪
482
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,810
We're charged and aimed
at Alpha Centauri,
483
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,746
ready for transport.
484
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,448
They fell for it!
Let's send Gobo home!
485
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,850
All right!
486
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,652
- Where's dad?
- He should be here any second.
487
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,820
It's funny, Jerry spent his life
seeking attention,
488
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,223
but in the end, humanity's
instinctive dismissal of him
489
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:33,624
saved an alien's life.
490
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,459
He knows where to go, right?
491
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,295
Yep, any minute now.
492
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,134
Did it work?
Did you guys get Gobo home?
493
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,836
You have Gobo! You were supposed
to bring him to the hill!
494
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,605
As if.
He was in your basket.
495
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,373
He was in your car!
496
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,845
Oh!
497
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,014
Oof!
Dibs on his stuff.
498
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,051
Did yoof that?