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STEVE,
I JUST GOT A WEIRD E-MAIL.
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DID YOU BUY US
AIRLINE TICKETS?
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AW, SHOOT.
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
A SURPRISE.
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I WANTED
TO THANK YOU
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FOR LETTING ME LIVE HERE
ALL THIS TIME,
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SO I'M TREATING THE FAMILY
TO A VACATION!
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STEVE,
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
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THANKS, UNCLE STEVE!
BEST UNCLE EVER.
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LOOK OUT,
WORLD.
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THE SMITH FAMILY
IS GOING TO PARIS!
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Summer:
YEAH! AWESOME!
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RICK, I DON'T LIKE GLOWING ROCKS
IN THE KITCHEN TRASH!
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WELL,
I DON'T LIKE
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YOUR UNEMPLOYED GENES
IN MY GRANDCHILDREN, JERRY,
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BUT LIFE IS MADE
OF LITTLE CONCESSIONS.
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I --
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'RE GONNA LAND
ON YOUR FEET, JER.
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SOME COMPANY OUT THERE'S
GONNA THANK THEIR LUCKY STARS
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THEY HIRED
MY LITTLE BROTHER.
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WHO THE [BLEEP]
ARE YOU?
MY GOOFY BROTHER,
STEVE.
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[ CHUCKLES ] HE'S BEEN
LIVING HERE ALMOST A YEAR NOW.
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ARE YOU
LOSING YOUR MIND?
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HEY,
SOMEONE'S BEEN SPENDING
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TOO MUCH TIME
AROUND GLOWING ROCKS.
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AM I RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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OH, MY GOD!
CALL AN AMBULANCE!
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Jerry: OH, GOD! STEVE!
WHAT THE HELL, RICK?!
WHAT THE HELL?!
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WILL EVERYBODY JUST RELAX
FOR A SECOND?
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS AN "UNCLE STEVE."
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THAT IS
AN ALIEN PARASITE.
[ SCREECHES ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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NO, YOU HAVEN'T,
JERRY.
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THESE TELEPATHIC
LITTLE BASTARDS,
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THEY EMBED THEMSELVES
IN MEMORIES,
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AND TH-THEN THEY USE THOSE
TO MULTIPLY
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AND SPREAD OUT,
TAKE OVER PLANETS.
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IT'S --
IT'S DISGUSTING.
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STEVE WASN'T REAL?
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HE'S A REAL
PIECE OF [BLEEP]
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THIS IS A BIG ONE.
SOMEBODY PROBABLY
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TRACKED IT IN LAST WEEK
ON THE BOTTOM OF THEIR SHOE
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ON A PIECE OF ALIEN FRUIT.
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SOMEONE?
GET OFF THE HIGH ROAD,
SUMMER.
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WE ALL
GOT PINK EYE
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BECAUSE YOU WON'T STOP TEXTING
ON THE TOILET.
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BUT UNCLE STEVE TAUGHT ME
HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!
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NO, "STEVE" PUT THAT MEMORY
IN YOUR BRAIN
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SO HE COULD LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE,
EAT YOUR FOOD, AND MULTIPLY.
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WE COULD BE INFESTED
WITH THESE THINGS.
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[ BELCHES ]
SO WE GOT TO KEEP AN EYE OUT
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FOR ANY ZANY, WACKY CHARACTERS
THAT POP UP.
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OOH, WHEE!
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WHATEVER YOU WANT, RICK!
WE'RE HERE TO HELP!
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THANKS,
MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE.
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I ALWAYS COULD
COUNT ON YOU.
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♪
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♪
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ALL RIGHT. THERE'S SIX OF US,
AND THAT'S IT.
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ME, MORTY, JERRY, BETH,
MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE, AND SUMMER.
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MAYBE YOU GOT THE FIRST ONE
IN TIME, RICK!
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CAN'T AFFORD
TO CHANCE IT.
[ BEEP ]
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DAD, WHY DOES OUR HOUSE
HAVE BLAST SHIELDS?
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TRUST ME, BETH,
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
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HOW MANY ANSWERS
THAT QUESTION HAS.
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OOH, GOSH,
IT FEELS CLAUSTROPHOBIC!
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REMINDS ME
OF THAT TIME
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WE ALL GOT STUCK
IN THE ELEVATOR TOGETHER.
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Y-- REMEMBER THAT?
AFTER "THE HULK" MUSICAL?
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[ GRUNTING ]
[ MUZAK PLAYING]
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JERRY, BUTTONS DON'T WORK BETTER
IF YOU HIT THEM HARDER,
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AND FOAM FISTS
DON'T MAKE YOU STRONG.
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I KNOW.
FRIENDS MAKE YOU STRONG.
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I WATCHED
THE SAME MUSICAL YOU DID.
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WHY COULDN'T I BRING
MY PORTAL GUN?
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[ WINCES ]
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WHY DID ALL THE DRINKS
HAVE TO BE EXTRA LARGE?
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OH, THE HULK.
I JUST GOT THAT.
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JUST PEE YOUR PANTS. I DID IT
THE MINUTE WE GOT STUCK.
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OH, OH, YEAH, YEAH,
SHAME ME.
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AT LEAST WHEN I'M DISGUSTING,
IT'S ON PURPOSE.
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OH, Y'ALL,
WE'RE GONNA BE FINE.
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I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR
YOU GUYS, AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
SOMEBODY CALL FOR REPAIRS?
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All:
YAY! COUSIN NICKY!
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IT'S ME,
COUSIN NICKY.
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I'M WALKIN' HERE!
I MEAN, I'M NOT.
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I'M CROUCHED
IN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT,
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BUT HEY,
I'M WALKIN' HERE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IT'S TRUE.
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WE REALLY DO GET INTO SOME
CRAZY SITUATIONS AS A FAMILY,
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MOSTLY WHEN
WE'RE COOPED UP LIKE THIS.
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HEY, MAYBE MR. POOPYPANTS
IS RIGHT.
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L-LET'S GET
SOME FRESH AIR.
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COME ON, COUSIN NICKY.
YOU HEARD RICK.
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WE HAVE TO
STAY QUARANTINED
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UNTIL WE KNOW THAT THERE'S
NO MORE OF THESE THINGS.
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I HEAR YOU,
MORTY.
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BACK IN BROOKLYN,
WE GOT A SAYIN' --
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"WE'RE WALKIN' HERE!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
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NICKY, GET --
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OH!
[ GASPS ]
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[ GROANING ]
WHAT THE...?
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COUSIN NICKY
WAS A PARASITE?!
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SIX, MORTY! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO
BE SIX OF US!
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IF THERE'S SEVEN, THEN
THAT MEANS SOMEBODY'S NOT REAL.
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BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS NICKY?
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I GUESSED. THAT'S WHY I AIMED
FOR HIS SHOULDER.
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SO WE CAN'T TRUST
ANY OF OUR MEMORIES NOW?
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NICKY WAS THE REASON WE FOUND
THAT OLD NAZI SUBMARINE.
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DID THAT
NOT EVEN HAPPEN?
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WELL,
OF COURSE IT HAPPENED.
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NOW THAT I POSSESS
THE MIGHTY STAFF OF RAH-GUBABA,
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THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE
BEFORE THE FOURTH REICH!
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THIS IS
THE LAST TIME
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I ASK YOU FOR HELP
ON MY HISTORY FINAL, RICK.
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HEY, WE GOT A WORD FOR NAZIS
BACK IN BROOKLYN, PAL.
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I'M COMFORTABLE BEING CALLED
A NAZI.
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YOU THINK THERE'S SOME OTHER
WORD THAT WILL HURT MY FEELINGS?
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YEAH. THINK BEFORE
YOU TALK [BLEEP]
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RAH-GUBABA,
HELP ME KILL AMERICA!
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All:
MR. BEAUREGARD!
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AFTER DUE CONSIDERATION,
I HAVE ELECTED NOT TO RETIRE.
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All: YEAH!
OH, THANK GOD!
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NOW, I BELIEVE SOMEONE
HAS A FINAL EXAM TO ATTEND.
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SET A COURSE
FOR MORTY'S HIGH SCHOOL.
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PERHAPS I'M BIASED, BUT IF
THAT STORY NEVER HAPPENED,
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THEN I WOULDN'T STILL BE
THE FAMILY BUTLER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
DARE TO DREAM.
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WAIT.
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AND IF MR. BEAUREGARD
WASN'T OUR BUTLER,
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IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE FAMILY'D BE
IN A HELL OF A LOT OF TROUBLE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
NO!
DON'T FLASHBACK!
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE
MORE SWELLING.
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DON'T WORRY, JERRY.
JUST RELAX.
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WE CALLED
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
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YOU KNOW THEY WON'T
COME HERE ANYMORE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ ALL GASP ]
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SYEERAHVE!D.
IS
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YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
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[ JERRY LAUGHS ]
OH, WHEE!
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I GUESS I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
ABOUT BRITISH CUISINE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
TAKE THAT,
SUMMER!
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WE'RE TRYING
TO SLEEP.
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I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THE DANCE ALONE.
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THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULDN'T.
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AWW.
MR. BEAUREGARD.
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SHALL WE,
MASTER MORTY?
WE SHALL.
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OH, WAIT,
DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT LETTING
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PHOTOGRAPHY RAPTOR
TAKE A PICTURE.
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[ RAPTOR SCREECHES ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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EVERYBODY
STOP REMEMBERING!
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THESE PARASITES
ARE LIKE BED BUGS,
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AND EVERY FLASHBACK
IS ANOTHER MATTRESS. LOOK!
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THERE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE
SIX PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE.
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BUT THERE'S ALWAYS
BEEN 10.
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NO!
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UH, THE FACT
THAT I WROTE THIS NUMBER DOWN
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MEANS THAT
THERE'S FOUR PARASITES.
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YOU SURE ABOUT THAT,
RICK?
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BEGGING YOUR PARDON,
MASTER RICK,
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BUT I SEEM TO RECALL
A GREAT DEAL OF CONFUSION
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SURROUNDING
THAT NUMBER.
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ALL RIGHT,
THERE'S SIX OF US.
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[ BELCHES ]
AND THAT'S IT.
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ME, MORTY, JERRY,
BETH, MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE,
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FRANKENSTEIN, SLEEPY GARY,
PHOTOGRAPHY RAPTOR,
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MR. BEAUREGARD, AND SUMMER.
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UH, DAD,
THAT'S LIKE 10 PEOPLE.
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6, 10,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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I JUST LOVE THE NUMBER 6
FOR NO REASON!
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WHERE'S MY PENCIL AT?
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HERE, RICK!
USE ME!
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OH, THANKS,
PENCILVESTER!
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YEAH, I-I G--
I GUESS THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED,
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BUT I-I DON'T GET
WHY I WOULD DO THAT.
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EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES,
RICK.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
I HAVE ONE OF THESE?
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[ LAUGHTER,
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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THAT'S IT.
PHOTOS.
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HARD EVIDENCE.
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YOU'RE NOT IN ANY OF MY PHOTOS,
MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
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YOU'RE NOT IN
ANY OF MINE.
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ALL I HAVE ARE PICTURES OF ME
AND MY FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL.
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WHAT? WHAT TEENAGE GIRL
HAS PICTURES OF HER FAMILY?
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE MORMON
OR DYING.
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I WILL ADMIT IT'S SUSPICIOUS
THAT SUMMER'S ONLY FRIEND
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IS A MAGIC BALLERINA LAMB
THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN.
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SUMMER!
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TINKLES!
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IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME.
[ GIGGLES ]
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NOT IN
NEVER PAST BEDTIME LAND!
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HERE WE GO!
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♪ SUMMER AND TINKLES
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♪ FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER
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♪ LIVING IN
NEVER PAST BEDTIME LAND ♪
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♪ NO KITCHEN SINKLES
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♪ NO LITTLE BROTHER
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♪ GOING TO RAVES
AND WAVING OUR HANDS ♪
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[ Rapping ] ♪ SUMMER AND TINKLE,
FRIENDS TO THE END ♪
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♪ GROUP TEXT THE WHOLE CREW,
MY MOTHER... FRIENDS! ♪
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♪ KETCHUP TO THE SALT,
SALT TO THE FRY ♪
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♪ "T" TO THE "INKLE"
WITH A CAPITAL "I" ♪
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OOH! OOH! OOH!
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OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!
SUMMER,
WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP.
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IT WAS TINKLES!
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TINKLES?
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THAT IS SU-- [BELCHES] --
SUSPICIOUS.
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WE'RE ALWAYS HEARING ABOUT
THIS TINKLES CHARACTER,
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BUT WE NEVER
GET TO --
HI, EVERYBODY.
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I'M TINKLES,
AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.
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00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:45,931
[ ALL SIGH ]
220
00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,599
SEE, EVERYONE?
TINKLES IS REAL.
221
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,934
THAT MEANS SO AM I.
222
00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,102
SORRY, SUMMER.
MAN, I'M SORRY,
SUMMER.
223
00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,839
I WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE PITCHFORK ON THIS ONE.
224
00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,608
OKAY, LOOK, WE SHOULDN'T NEED
EVIDENCE OR LOGIC
225
00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,743
TO KNOW WHO'S FAMILY
AND WHO ISN'T.
226
00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,278
I KNOW
WHO THE SMITHS ARE.
227
00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,514
I'VE KNOWN BETH
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
228
00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,182
AND HER HUSBAND,
SLEEPY GARY,
229
00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,618
IS HANDS DOWN
MY ABSOLUTE BEST FRIEND.
230
00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,853
THANKS, JERRY.
231
00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,688
BEYOND THAT,
NO OFFENSE TO ANY OF YOU,
232
00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,122
BUT ALL BETS
ARE OFF.
233
00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,458
LOOK, I'M NOT USED TO BEING
THIS UNSURE FOR THIS LONG.
234
00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,327
I'M JUST GONNA AIM FOR SHOULDERS
STARTING WITH THE WEIRD GIRL.
235
00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,528
AAH!
236
00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,597
GRANDPA RICK!
HOLD STILL,
"SUMMER."
237
00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,832
RICK,
THAT IS MY DAUGHTER.
238
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,301
OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT IF YOU JUST
THINK THAT, SLEEPY GARY?
239
00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,804
I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR 15 YEARS.
DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.
240
00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,106
RICK, THESE ARE
OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS,
241
00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,975
THE PEOPLE
WE BARBECUE WITH.
242
00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,977
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
THE BARBECUE?
243
00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,278
WAIT,
WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO --
244
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,713
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM,
AREN'T YOU?
245
00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,716
RICK. YOU LOVE
THOSE BARBECUES, RICK.
246
00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,284
YOU LOVE THEM.
HAI!
247
00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,318
REMEMBER IT,
RICK?
248
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,888
SHUT UP, HAMURAI!
SHUT UP, AMISH CYBORG!
249
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,656
WHAT IS THIS?
'90s CONAN?
250
00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,625
All:
REMEMBER THE BARBECUE.
251
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:47,959
REMEMBER THE BARBECUE.
252
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,494
REMEMBER THE BARBECUE.
253
00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,863
[ CHATTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT, PENCILVESTER?
254
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,999
IT TOOK ME MY WHOLE LIFE
TO REALIZE IT,
255
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,467
BUT I LOVE BARBECUING.
256
00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:57,302
YOU'RE GOOD AT IT,
RICK.
WATCH ME, BABY.
257
00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,337
I'M LIKE TOM CRUISE FROM,
UM, "CUISINE"
258
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,140
OR W-WHATEVER THAT MOVIE'S
CALLED WHERE HE MAKES DRINKS.
259
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,375
YEAH,
CHECK ME OUT.
260
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,343
I'M LIKE TOM CRUISE
FROM "CUISINE."
261
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,344
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
262
00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,046
IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED?
"CUISINE"?
263
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,414
WOW!
HEY, EVERYBODY.
264
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,883
LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR THE GRILLMASTER RICK!
265
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,084
RICK!
RICK! RICK!
266
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:17,222
[ ALL CHANTING "RICK" ]
267
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,557
WAIT.
268
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,393
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
269
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,694
NOOOOOO!
270
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,895
SHOOT. NOW LOOK.
271
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,330
IT'S LIKE
A "WHERE'S WALDO?" PAGE.
272
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,331
CAN YOU FIND ME?
273
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,866
CHECK OUT
ALL THESE ZANY CHARACTERS.
274
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,168
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
275
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,072
I THINK
YOU SHOULD PUT DOWN THE GUN
276
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,407
AND WE SHOULD GET YOU
TO A DOCTOR.
277
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,275
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE DOWN
THESE BLAST SHIELDS?
278
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,044
All: YEAH.
I CAN'T DO THAT,
SLEEPY GARY.
279
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,345
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME.
280
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,047
I DON'T KNOW
IF ANY OF YOU GUYS ARE REAL,
281
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,049
BUT THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN INFESTED
WITH FAKE LOVED ONES
282
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,450
THAT SPREAD
THROUGH FAKE MEMORIES,
283
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,452
AND OUR PLANET WILL BE DESTROYED
IF THEY GET OUT.
284
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,687
[ GRUNTS ]
285
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,622
BUT, RICK,
EVEN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
286
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,958
YOU DO TEND
TO OVERREACT TO STUFF.
287
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,459
YOU GUYS,
WE GOT TO HURRY.
288
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,961
I JUST GOT BACK
FROM WALMART.
289
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,463
THEY'RE SELLING NINTENDO 3DS
SYSTEMS FOR $149.99 ON SALE,
290
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,066
PLUS EVERY TIME YOU BUY ONE,
YOU GET A $50 GIFT CARD.
291
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,234
BRINGS THE TOTAL PRICE DOWN
TO $110 AFTER TAX.
292
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,604
NOW, LISTEN, WE CAN FLIP
THOSE SONS OF BITCHES
293
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,972
FOR 230 BUCKS
APIECE EASY!
294
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,974
THEY'RE ALL LIMITED-EDITION
"ZELDA" ONES.
295
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,442
HURRY! HURRY!
COME WITH ME!
296
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,744
WE CAN BE RICH,
AND WE ALSO ALL GET TO KEEP ONE
297
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,312
AND WE CAN PLAY
NINTENDO GAMES!
298
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,481
NINTENDO,
GIVE ME FREE STUFF.
299
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,984
OKAY, YES, I DEFINITELY
REMEMBER DOING THAT,
300
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,819
BUT ALSO,
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
301
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,287
DON'T OVERREACT,
RICK.
302
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,556
SLEEPY GARY,
A WORD?
SURE, JERRY.
303
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,157
RICK, KEEP A LEVEL HEAD,
OKAY?
304
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,927
'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET
ABOUT FRANKENSTEIN --
305
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:33,331
HE'S ACTUALLY
FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.
306
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,601
SLEEPY GARY,
M-MY HEAD IS FILLED
307
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,303
WITH MEMORIES
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
308
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,672
I'M CONVINCED
THAT YOU'RE BETH'S HUSBAND
309
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,007
AND I'M YOUR FRIEND,
310
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,342
BUT IF THOSE MEMORIES
CAN'T BE TRUSTED, THEN...
311
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,443
JERRY,
JUST SAY IT.
312
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,847
SLEEPY GARY,
HOW DO WE KNOW I'M REAL?
313
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,348
JESUS, JERRY.
314
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,017
NO,
YOU'RE REAL.
315
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,585
HEY,
LOOK AT ME.
316
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,253
NOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHICH WAY IS UP OUT THERE,
317
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,023
BUT I KNOW US,
AND YOU'RE REAL, JERRY.
318
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,991
REMEMBER OUR VACATION?
319
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:04,295
THEY'RE FILMING THAT NEW "STAR
WARS" MOVIE DOWN THE COAST.
320
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,698
SHOULD WE
CHECK IT OUT?
SURE.
321
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,266
WHY NOT?
322
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,809
MAYBE WE'LL SEE
CHEWBACCA.
323
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:21,079
I'D LIKE THAT.
324
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,116
[ MOANING ]
325
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:32,590
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
326
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:37,228
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
WHAT ELSE HAPPENS OUT THERE.
327
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,131
YOU AND I
ARE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS.
328
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,499
OKAY.
329
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,967
HEY,
WE AGREED.
330
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,136
NEVER
IN THE HOUSE.
331
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,372
THAT'S A COOL WATCH THERE,
RICK.
332
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,673
CAN I
CHECK IT OUT?
333
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,475
UH, NO THANK --
[ GRUNTS ]
334
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,676
OKAY.
335
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,877
TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
336
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,179
HOW TO LOWER
THE BLAST SHIELDS, HUH?
337
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,914
ANYBODY HERE
THINK IT'S SUSPICIOUS
338
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,383
THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN HERE
CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
339
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,053
AH, YOU'RE PARANOID, RICK.
YOU'VE BEEN PARANOID SINCE 'NAM.
340
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,388
SO,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
341
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,023
WHEN YOU ROTATE BACK
TO THE WORLD, FRANKENSTEIN?
342
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,592
SHI-I-I-I-T.
I'MMA BUST A --
343
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,028
[ GRUNTS ] NO!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, PARASITE!
344
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,229
NO!
DROP IT.
345
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,897
GIVE ME THE GUN,
FRANKENSTEIN!
346
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,999
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
347
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,001
GIVE IT BACK!
348
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,937
YEAH!
[ APPLAUSE ]
349
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,572
FRANKENSTEIN!
350
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,440
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
IS ANYONE HERE EVEN REAL?
351
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,842
AM I THE ONLY REAL PERSON
ON EARTH?!
352
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,110
Reverse Giraffe:
MAYBE.
353
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,245
OR MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,
WE'RE ALL REAL.
354
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,180
YOU KNOW ME.
I'M REVERSE GIRAFFE.
355
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,949
I HAVE A SHORT NECK
AND LEGS.
356
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,017
I WENT TO COLLEGE
WITH HAMURAI.
HAI!
357
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,120
I SAVED GHOST IN A JAR'S LIFE
IN VIETNAM.
358
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,088
BOO RAH!
AND, BETH,
HOW MANY TIMES
359
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,190
HAVE I BEEN A SHOULDER
FOR YOU TO CRY ON?
360
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,059
[ SIGHS ]
TOO MANY.
361
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,961
OKAY,
SO MAYBE WE'RE JUST ALL FAKE.
362
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,362
THAT DON'T MAKE
NO SENSE!
363
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,531
OR MAYBE THERE'S ONLY ONE
DECEIVER HERE --
364
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,366
THE PERSON
THAT KEEPS TELLING US
365
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,802
THE PATH TO SALVATION
IS BEING HELD PRISONER
366
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,270
AND MISTRUSTING
EACH OTHER.
367
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,605
HEY,
DON'T BLAME ME!
368
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,206
I TRIED TO SHOOT SUMMER
10 MINUTES AGO!
369
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,408
I KNOW WE ALL HAVE
BELOVED MEMORIES OF RICK,
370
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,377
BUT ARE WE REALLY
SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
371
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,280
THAT A MAD SCIENTIST INVENTOR
WITH A FLYING CAR
372
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,817
JUST SHOWED UP ON OUR DOORSTEP
AFTER BEING GONE FOR YEARS?
373
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,318
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
HE DOES HAVE
374
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,821
A LOT OF REALLY WEIRD,
MADE-UP SOUNDING CATCHPHRASES.
375
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,322
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
376
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,391
RICKY TICKY TAVI,
BEYOTCH!
377
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,728
AND THAT'S THE WA-A-A-A-Y
THE NEWS GOES.
378
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,962
HIT THE SACK,
JACK.
379
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,764
UH-OH!
SOMERSAULT JUMP.
380
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,232
AIDS!
381
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,936
AND THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY
SHUM SHUM SHLIPPEDY DOP!
382
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,640
GRASSSS TASTES BAD-AH.
383
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,341
NO JUMPIN'
IN THE SEWER.
384
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,342
BURGER TIME!
385
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,244
RUBBER BABY
BABY BUNKERS!
386
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,413
LICK, LICK,
LICK MY BALLS!
387
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,614
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
388
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,949
SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.
389
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,250
[ ALL MUTTERING ]
390
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,685
THAT'S A FAKE-ASS CATCHPHRASE
RIGHT THERE.
391
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,154
YEAH, DON'T FORGET
HIS INCREDIBLY VAGUE BACK STORY.
392
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,756
BETH,
I'M YOUR FATHER!
393
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,024
OH, ARE YOU, DAD?
ARE YOU?
394
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,659
RICK, IF YOU WANT
TO PROVE YOU'RE REAL,
395
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,028
JUST DO WHAT ANY OF THE REST
OF US WOULD DO AND --
396
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,362
AND -- AND OPEN
THE BLAST SHIELDS
397
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,964
AND LET US
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
398
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:56,267
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME,
IMPLAUSIBLY NAIVE PUBESCENT BOY
399
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,803
WITH AN OLD JEWISH
COMEDY WRITER'S NAME?
400
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,171
OOH! OOH!
OOH! OOH!
401
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,540
Woman:
IN YOUR FACE!
402
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,008
GIVE ME THE GUN.
403
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,145
I'M NOT DOING THIS
IN FRONT OF PENCILVESTER.
404
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,947
BRING HIM
TO THE GARAGE.
405
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,348
[ ALL CHEERING ]
406
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,218
YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU
SON OF A BITCH PARASITE SCUM.
407
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,653
WE COULD EITHER DO THIS
THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY.
408
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,121
YOU KNOW, Y-Y-Y--
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
409
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,456
THEN OPEN
THE BLAST SHIELD DOORS.
410
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,391
SHUT UP, MORTY,
YOU BRAINWASHED, LITTLE TURD
411
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,894
THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE REAL
BECAUSE I'M BRAINWASHED, TOO.
412
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,495
YOU KNOW, RICK,
THIS ISN'T EASY FOR US.
413
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,397
YOU KNOW, W-WE ALL REMEMBER YOU
AS A FRIEND.
414
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,032
OH, OH, OH,
REALLY?
415
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,068
WELL, I REMEMBER YOU AS A WHINY,
LITTLE PIECE OF [BLEEP] MORTY!
416
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,336
OH -- OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
417
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,904
I'VE GOT
ABOUT A THOUSAND MEMORIES
418
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,406
OF YOUR DUMB, LITTLE ASS AND
ABOUT SIX OF THEM ARE PLEASANT.
419
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,041
THE REST
IS ANNOYING GARBAGE.
420
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,244
SO WHY DON'T YOU DO US BOTH
A FAVOR AND PULL THE TRIGGER?
421
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,645
DO IT!
DO IT, MOTHER[BLEEP]
422
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,648
PULL
THE [BLEEP] TRIGGER!
423
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,084
[ SCREECHES ]
OH, WOW.
424
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,019
BABY WIZARD
WAS A PARASITE?
425
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,888
HE SET ME UP
WITH MY WIFE.
426
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,823
[ SCREECHES ]
WHAT THE HELL?
427
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,358
I FIGURED IT OUT,
RICK!
428
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,893
THE PARASITES CAN ONLY CREATE
PLEASANT MEMORIES.
429
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,194
I KNOW
YOU'RE REAL
430
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,330
BECAUSE I HAVE A TON
OF BAD MEMORIES WITH YOU!
431
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:04,669
♪ THESE MEMORIES THAT WE HAVE
432
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:11,843
♪ THESE MEMORIES
THAT WE CHERISH ♪
433
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:21,753
♪ I WISH THAT WE CAN GO BACK
TO THAT TIME ♪
434
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,955
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH
435
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,057
HOLY CRAP, MORTY,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
436
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,359
IS -- IS -- ISN'T THAT WHAT
YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE ME
UNDERSTAND BY YELLING AT ME?
437
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,962
WELL, YEAH,
DUH-DOY.
438
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,798
T-TOOK YOU
LONG ENOUGH.
439
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,233
[ WHIRRING ]
440
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,734
Rick:
NOW LET'S GO, MORTY.
441
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,070
WE GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS
AND FAMILY TO EXTERMINATE.
442
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,172
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
443
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,943
EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM! THIS IS
GONNA TAKE SOME EXPLAINING.
444
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,645
WE NEED TO KILL EVERYONE THAT
WE CAN ONLY REMEMBER FONDLY.
445
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,814
WHO'S GOT A BAD MEMORY
ABOUT MRS. REFRIGERATOR?
446
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,884
I-I-I-I -- EVERYONE HAS
BAD MEMORIES OF ME.
447
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,819
YOU REMEMBER
THAT ONE TIME?
448
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:58,823
[ SCREAMING ]
449
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,693
OOH, MAN,
WE COULDN'T STOP SCREAMING.
450
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:05,263
UH, ROLLER COASTERS AREN'T BAD,
MRS. REFRIGERATOR.
451
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,764
THEY'RE THRILLING.
452
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,601
AND YOU'VE BEEN A PERFECT
COMPANION TO ME MY ENTIRE LIFE.
453
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,636
THE JIG IS UP!
454
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,638
[ WHIMPERING ]
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
455
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,139
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
456
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,641
AAH! [ SCREECHING ]
457
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,409
[ ALL GASPING ]
OH [BLEEP]
458
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,278
EVERYBODY BACK!
IF YOU'RE NOT A PARASITE,
459
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,313
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.
SO WHAT ABOUT SUMMER?
460
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,416
WHY AM I
ALWAYS YOUR GO-TO?
461
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,685
[ GRUNTS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
462
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,254
NEVER GO
IN MY ROOM AGAIN.
I DIDN'T!
463
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,589
SHE'S REAL.
464
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,959
SHE'S MY BITCH
OF A SISTER.
465
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,661
NICE.
466
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,496
♪
467
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,198
MOM,
ARE YOU DRIVING ME TO --
468
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,000
HMM?
YEAH, YEAH, YES. WHAT TIME?
469
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,368
OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU DRUNK?
470
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,969
[ BELCHES ]
WHAT ARE YOU?
471
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,337
MY WIFE COACH?
YOUR WHAT?
472
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,705
OH! GOD!
OH. OH, MY GOSH.
473
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,707
OH! GOD! MOM!
SWEETHEART, ARE YOU OKAY?
474
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,877
I DIDN'T MEAN TO --
I'M GONNA HAVE A BRUISE!
IT'S PICTURE DAY!
475
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,446
IT'S NOT -- DON'T OVERREACT.
I CAN CLEAN IT UP.
476
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,448
[ SOBS ]
I WANT THE POLICE TO TAKE ME!
477
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,350
MORTY,
GIVE A GUN TO THE LADY
478
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,519
THAT GOT PREGNANT WITH ME
TOO EARLY
479
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,821
AND CONSTANTLY MAKES IT
OUR PROBLEM.
480
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,190
THANK YOU,
SWEETIE.
481
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,526
BETH, BETH, PLEASE!
I THOUGHT
IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
482
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,028
THAT WE'D HAVE
COMPATIBLE KIDNEYS.
483
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,196
[ SCREECHES ]
484
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,798
[ GUNS COCK ]
485
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,800
[ SCREAMING ]
486
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:21,639
[ BLASTING ]
487
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,642
[ SCREECHING ]
488
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,743
COME ON,
MAN.
489
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,478
HAVEN'T WE EVER HAD
AN UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE
490
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,247
OR AN AWKWARD FART
ON A ROAD TRIP?
491
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,249
COME ON, PENCILVESTER.
GIVE ME ANYTHING.
492
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,583
RICK,
I'M PENCILVESTER.
493
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,819
LISTEN TO THAT NAME.
YOU CAN'T KILL ME.
494
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,988
YOU'RE RIGHT.
495
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,824
KILL PENCILVESTER.
496
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,226
[ SCREECHES ]
497
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,163
[ SCREECHES ]
498
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,732
[ SCREECHING ]
499
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,600
[ TINKLE! ]
500
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,436
SUMMER,
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!
501
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,738
YEP.
[ SCREECHES ]
502
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,239
[ ALL GASP ]
503
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,577
[ SCREECHING ]
504
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,950
[ SHOUTS ]
505
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,223
OH, MY GOD!
I-I-I THOUGHT YOU WENT
TO A CONCERT!
506
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,525
WE FORGOT THE TICKETS!
WHY IN THE KITCHEN?!
507
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,561
I DO IT EVERYWHERE!
STOP SHAMING ME!
508
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,096
YOU'RE NOT
THE VICTIM HERE!
509
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,232
I HATE YOU, AND I WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND GRACE!
510
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,934
AAAAAAH!
511
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,770
[ SCREECHING ]
512
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,639
AH. MASTER RICK.
513
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,242
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WEREN'T
GOING TO SHOOT ME?
514
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,577
[ SCREECHES ]
515
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,979
I GUESS I DID THE BUTLER!
HA HA!
516
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,948
DOES --
D-DOES THAT SCAN?
517
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,282
OH,
I-I GET IT.
518
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,751
IT'S A PLAY
ON "THE BUTLER DID IT."
519
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,653
THANKS,
GHOST IN A JAR.
520
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:47,091
YOU ALWAYS WERE GOOD AT POINTING
OUT POTENTIALLY OBSCURE COMEDY.
521
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,626
[ SCREECHES ]
522
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,627
[ SCREECHES ]
523
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,662
YOU GOT TO HIDE ME,
SLEEPY GARY.
524
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,464
DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE A PLAN.
525
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,933
IF WE CAN GET TO MY BOAT,
THERE'S A --
526
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,268
[ SCREECHES ]
527
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,669
NO. NO!
528
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,573
JUST SEND ME TO GARY.
I WANT TO BE WITH GARY.
529
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,275
OH, GOD.
[ WHIMPERING ]
530
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,676
WHOA.
WHAT THE HELL?
531
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,645
LOOK OUT
FOR THAT HOMELESS GUY!
532
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,747
OPEN THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!
533
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,283
THERE ISN'T TIME!
JUST RUN!
534
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,519
[ GRUNTS ]
GET OUT HERE AND HELP ME!
535
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,255
THEY SAY YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT!
JUST RUN!
536
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,124
UGH. SORRY, JERRY.
YOU'RE REAL.
537
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,360
[ Crying ]
I'M A PARASITE!
538
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,529
YEAH,
BUT YOU'RE REAL.
539
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:28,766
UH, UH, I NEED TIME
TO FORGET ABOUT SLEEPY GARY.
540
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,067
ME, TOO.
541
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,937
[ WHIRRING ]
542
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,972
Rick: FROM NOW ON,
LET'S ALL BE CAREFUL
543
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,642
TO WASH OUR HANDS WHEN
WE GET BACK FROM OUTER SPACE.
544
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,210
THAT GOES
FOR EVERYONE.
545
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,545
THIS IS DEPRESSING.
546
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,547
WE KILLED EVERY GOOD PERSON
IN THE HOUSE.
547
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,549
WE'RE WHAT'S LEFT?
WHAT A FAMILY.
548
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,217
AT LEAST WE'RE REAL,
JERRY.
549
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,019
WE'RE REAL.
RICKY TICKY TAVI!
550
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,621
OOH, WHEE!
AMEN TO THAT.
551
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,324
NOW, THIS LITTLE POOPYPANTS
IS HUNGRY.
552
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,326
WILL SOMEBODY
PASS ME A PORK CHOP?
553
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,563
[ CHOMPING ]
554
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,564
HUH.
555
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,732
I-IS -- IS SOMETHING WRONG,
BETH?
556
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,733
OW!
557
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,834
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, MY GOD!
558
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,236
Rick: NO, BETH!
OH [BLEEP]
559
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,904
WAIT, BUT I --
560
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,372
OH, BETH! WHY?!
I NEED AN AMBULANCE!
561
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,840
THERE'S BEEN A SHOOTING.
MY WIFE SHOT...
562
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,177
UH, MY -- MY WIFE SHOT
A LONG-TIME FAMILY FRIEND.
563
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,680
WHY?
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,
OH, MY GOD, MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE.
564
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,081
I-I THOUGHT --
KEEP BREATHING!
565
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,883
OH, GOD.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
LOOK AT ME!
566
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,651
LOOK AT ME!
DON'T -- DON'T FALL ASLEEP!
567
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,687
IS -- IS THIS WHAT
BLEEDING TO DEATH IS?
568
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,488
OH, WHEE.
IS THIS HOW I DIE?
569
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,690
OH, GEEZ!
OH, MY GOD!
570
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,325
WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS? BETH.
571
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,193
IT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO HURT.
572
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,195
I-I THOUGHT...
[ SIREN WAILS ]
573
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,730
OOH, WHEE.
574
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,634
♪
575
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,635
OH, HE -- HE'S LOOKING
A LOT BETTER.
576
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,404
Rick: LISTEN, BETH,
DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF.
577
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,606
I MADE A SIMILAR MISTAKE
YEARS AGO,
578
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,875
BUT, YOU KNOW,
ON A PLANETARY SCALE.
579
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,644
IS, UM,
IS HE MAD AT ME?
580
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,479
HE'S NOT
PRESSING CHARGES.
581
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,081
I MEAN, THAT'S GOT TO BE
THE "YOU SHOT ME" EQUIVALENT
582
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,716
OF NOT
BEING MAD.
583
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,085
CAN HE
HAVE VISITORS?
584
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,321
HE'D LIKE
TO BE ALONE.
585
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,424
HE TOLD ME
TO TELL YOU HE'S SORRY
586
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,559
YOU DIDN'T HAVE BAD MEMORIES
OF HIM?
587
00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:39,930
IF YOU LOVE HIM,
YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
588
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,565
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
589
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:47,338
AND THAT'S THE WA-A-A-A-Y
THE NEWS GOES.
590
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,739
[ SCREAMING ]
591
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,341
Man:
DID YOU GET ANY OF THAT?
592
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,510
Man: IT'S-A GOOD SHOW-A.