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ALL: ♪ Love ♪

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♪ Connection ♪

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♪ Experience ♪

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Yeah, Morty.

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♪ Come together ♪

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♪ With love, connection,
and experience ♪

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- It's my favorite song.
- [Laughing] Oh, yeah.

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[Alarm beeps]
Oh, yeah, distress beacon!

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[Belches] Yeah, baby!

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You're excited about that?

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The first rule of
space travel, kids,

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is always check out
distress beacons.

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9 out of 10 times,
it's a ship full of dead aliens

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and a bunch of free shit!

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BOTH: Whoa!

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1 out of 10 times,
it's a deadly trap,

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but I'm ready to
roll those dice.

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♪ ♪

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Seems like something terrible
happened here.

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Yep. Cha-ching.

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Oh, yeah, if you find a room full
of eggs, don't shy away from it.

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Give one of them a shake.

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Those facehuggers are worth
more than this ship.

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Uh, what's that?

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This'll make the cops write it up
as a looting by the korblocks.

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- That's horrible.
- I hear you, man. Cops are racist.

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Oh, hey. You're alive.
Thank god.

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Can you help us?

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Our planet was taken over by
some kind of... entity.

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It absorbed the minds
of our people.

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We didn't notice until
it was too late.

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The people it takes over,
they look like your friends,

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your family, your leaders,
but they're not themselves anymore.

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They're part of... it.

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Then how do you know it didn't
get on the ship with you?

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Those two dingdongs seem pretty
calm about the whole thing.

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[Both screech]

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Hey, no! No, wait! Stop!

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[Screaming]

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Called it.

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[Gurgles]

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[Ray gun beeps]

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ALL: Hello, Rick.

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Long time no see.

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Unity?

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- Rick?
- Grandpa?

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Oh, boy. Uh...

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These are my grandkids,
Summer and Morty.

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Summer, Morty, this is, uh,
Unity.

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We sort of used to, uh... date.

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♪ ♪

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Sync and corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com

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[Dog panting]

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[Engine hums in distance]

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Quite an operation you got
going here, Une.

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You're a whole planet now, huh?

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After we broke up, I spent some
time wandering through space.

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- Then I found this world...
- ...Where I was better able

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to focus on my passion for
unification.

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- You mean stealing people's bodies?
- Summer, rude.

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Why don't you two kids go run
off and play with Unity

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while Unity and I do some
catching up.

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- Ugh.
- No, wait, Rick,

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aren't these people gonna barf
into our mouths and absorb us?

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You're guests here on my planet.
You're free to be yourselves.

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I've never been any good at
disappointing Rick.

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Well, now I'm going to barf.

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Come on, Morty.

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Jerry, what are you what are
you doing in here?

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I'm trying to find our weed
whacker,

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'cause our weeds are wack, yo.

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But you can't go in the
garage when Rick's not here.

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- I "can't"?
- Well, he doesn't like it.

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What's he gonna do? Crash rent-free
at his other family's house?

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What is that supposed to mean?

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Your dad gets to walk all over us
because of your abandonment issues.

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He's playing you, shorty.

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Oh, stop affecting that stupid
hip-hop dialect.

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Stop shifting the cross hairs
to my ironic urban patois

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just because your relationship
with your father

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is to' up from the flo' up.

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[Screeching]

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What the hell was that?

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I don't know.
Let's just leave.

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[Gurgling]

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That is a hatch.

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Your father put a
hatch in my garage.

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You don't know it was him.

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Anyway, we're not
supposed to be in here.

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Obviously, neither is
whatever's gurgling down there.

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[Screech, gurgle]

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"World peace achieved."
Nice.

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Little weird to publish a paper
about it for yourself, but hey.

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So, what's next?

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After I become a type-one
civilization,

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this world will be invited
into the galactic federation.

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Oh, goody.

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From there, I'll have access to
countless planets and species.

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One by one, I will unify them,
I will become the universe,

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and I will be what the
single-minded once called the God.

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[Belches] I like that.

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Oh, that's pretty sexy.

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Hey, listen, where can we get
a drink around here?

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Recreational substances were
phased out here.

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There's no need for escape from
the self when your world is one.

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Unity, Unity,
who am I talking to?

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I watched you assimilate a
whole police station

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just to get your hands on the
evidence locker.

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Rick, when we met,
I was a young hive mind

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with the population
of a small town.

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People change...
[engine turns over]

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Especially when I change them.

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I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but I've grown.

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Hey, listen, I've grown, too.

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I have!

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See, I've I've reconnected
with my family, right?

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Hm. Why's that, I wonder?

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Maybe it's part of getting old.

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Maybe I just missed being with
a collective.

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[Moaning]

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ALL: Yes, Rick. Yes.

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Oh, yeah.
Yes. Yes.

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Wait, wait. Stop.
Hold it.

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Not like this.

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We need a hang glider and a
crotchless uncle Sam costume,

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and I want the entire field of
your largest stadium

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covered end to end
with naked redheads,

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and I want the stands packed

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with every man that remotely
resembles my father.

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[Triumphant music plays]

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Man, look at them go.
So coordinated.

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[Gulps]
What's your problem?

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They're making you into a
Mount Rushmore.

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They made burgers!

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Morty, open your eyes.
There is no "they".

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These poor people's
bodies are being used.

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They're a planet of puppets.

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- I can hear you.
- Ugh.

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Well, it seems like everybody
here's cool with it.

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Except for all those redheads.

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They seem like they're in a
hurry to be somewhere else.

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Balloon, Summer?
Balloon, Morty?

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No, we don't want your
dumb balloons, okay?

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We're bored.
Take us back to Rick.

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Now's not a good time.

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Oh, yeah!

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I want yooooooou!

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ALL: [Chanting] Go, son, go!

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Go, son, go!
Go, son, go!

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Oh, real nice.
Real nice.

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How does a man do this
without me noticing?

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Oh, you know my dad once he
puts his mind to something.

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You're spinning
this to his credit?

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[Screeching, gurgling]

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I'm going down there.

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- Jerry...
- Beth, this is my house,

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which makes this my garage,
my secret hatch,

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my hidden subterranean lair,
and my faceless gargler.

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Now, are you gonna
keep hating this playa

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or are you gonna
jack my steez?

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Okay, you're just
making stuff up now.

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[Applause] Ugh. Oh, my god.

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Oh, my god.

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Ugh!
[Glug! Glug! Glug!]

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Oh, Rick.
That was so bad.

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What's this "was" stuff?

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I just need to hydrate,

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then we're doing that again.
[Spaceships whir]

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- Oh, damn.
- Listen, if this is an invasion,

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I got to sit this one out,

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but I'll be back to have sex
with the survivors.

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It's a neighboring hive-mind
species, beta seven.

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Our planets maintain a
practical alliance

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for exchange of vital resources,
so be nice.

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Unity, is it a bad time?

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Are all present life forms
assimilated?

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Beta seven, this is my single-minded
friend from Earth, Rick.

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Rick Sanchez.

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Unity has spoken of you.

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All bad, I hope.
Ha ha!

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ALL: Bleeeeeeeeeh!

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Beta seven, if my allies
are a problem for you,

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perhaps our alliance is,
as well.

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Our alliance is beneficial.

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When beta seven expresses concern,
it's only because...

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Oh, snap!
Powdered neutronium?

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Amphetetron?

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You know I can make
with this stuff?

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Oh, Rick, I... I shouldn't.

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Come on.
It's not every day that I'm town.

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It's for old time's sake.

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Uh...
Okay, what the hell.

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We can purify the resin and
make fractal dust.

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Oh, I was thinking
velocitinis, but...

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Aw, old man Rick can't party
with a whole planet?

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[Both laugh]

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I can do whatever you do and
more, baby.

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[All groaning]

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You know, I think [belches]
beta seven over there

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is hoping your alliance can be
more than practical.

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[Laughing]
Stop.

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[Laughter]

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Well, this explains
the $6,000 electric bill.

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Whoa!

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[Screeches]

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Well, nice.
Real nice.

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Alien prisoners
under the house.

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Real nice.

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Nice. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeal...

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God damn it, stop.

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Wake up, people!
You have to fight it!

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You're under the spell of an
evil monster!

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- I can hear you.
- Yeah, so you keep saying.

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[Grunts]

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- Summer!
- Wake up!

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You have to have some
individuality left in there!

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Why do you hate me, Summer?

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I'm not talking you.

220
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I'm talking to...
Steven Phillips.

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Steven, set yourself free.

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Summer, before I took over
this planet,

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this man was a registered sex
offender.

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Yeah? Well, so what?
At least he was himself.

225
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This woman was a drug addict
on the verge of suicide.

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Now she's a marine biologist.

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Listen, Unity, I don't think
my sister's trying to say

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that life would be perfect
without you.

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I think she's just saying that
life would be, you know, life.

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I have transformed life here
into a paradise.

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Prostitutes are now scientists.

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The homeless are now
"phisosophers".

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Oh. Oh. "Ph-phisosophers"?
Nice.

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- Philopol... phiphophopher...
- Oh, my god.

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Where did you learn to talk,
you grandpa-stealing slut?

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I'm feeling...

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[Retches]

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Ugh.

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Oh, man, let me help all of
you guys up.

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ALL: I'm fine.

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[Dance music plays]

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[Sniffs] Do you know what I
love about you, Rick?

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You're the only
single mind I've met

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that really sees
the big picture.

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You got that right.

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But, baby, listen

247
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y-you're talking about taking
over planets and galaxies.

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You got to just remember to
let go sometimes, you know?

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I can let go.
Hey, look.

250
00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:55,760
You see that town
across the river?

251
00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:57,562
Watch this.

252
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,497
- Whoa!
- Ha ha! Whoo!

253
00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:00,932
Whoa!
That's not what I meant!

254
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:03,501
[Laughing] It's okay.
It's okay.

255
00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:06,471
I evacuated.
I evacuated the town. Look.

256
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,440
ALL: Hey! We're right here.
We're fine.

257
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:13,411
[Laughs]

258
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:16,614
Oh, that was awesome.
[Chuckles]

259
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,250
My my grandkids weren't in
that town, right?

260
00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:21,185
A-are my grandkids alive?

261
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,388
M-my drink is empty.

262
00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:27,258
[All retching]

263
00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:28,526
[Groans]

264
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,763
♪ ♪

265
00:10:39,838 --> 00:10:42,774
- Unity, what's happening?
- Who's Unity?

266
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,576
You kids have nice feet.
Mind if I take a picture?

267
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:48,279
Gross. No.
[Cellphone camera clicks]

268
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:50,448
Morty: I think you're getting
what you wanted, Summer.

269
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,517
Something's happening to Unity.

270
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:55,453
Do all of you
remember who you are?

271
00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,655
Yeah, uh, my name
is Ron Benson.

272
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,858
I'm an electrical engineer,
father of two,

273
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:04,595
and, as you can see from my flat,
concentric nipple rings,

274
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:07,231
I'm a member of this
planet's top race!

275
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,866
[Cheers]
Okay, that's good.

276
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:11,502
Uh, don't focus too much on
the last part, but...

277
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,905
I'm Daryl Jefferson.
I'm a landscaper.

278
00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,306
And I'll be damned if

279
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,709
that ripple-nipple bitch's
race is superior!

280
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,178
The cone-nipple people will
rule this world!

281
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,714
You shut your mouth, you dirty
knife-nipple bastards.

282
00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,883
What'd you say to me,
you target-chest piece of [bleep]?

283
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,152
Race war!

284
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:35,727
Ugh!

285
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,729
[Grunting]

286
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,530
Why are you fighting?!

287
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,299
Can't you see you're all the same?

288
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,367
Oh, Summer.
[Laughs]

289
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,403
First race war, huh?

290
00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:49,112
[All shouting, screaming]

291
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,814
Way to go, Summer.
You started a race war.

292
00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:54,350
I didn't start it!
They're the racists.

293
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:57,920
I merely empowered them to follow
their apparently misguided dreams.

294
00:11:57,955 --> 00:11:59,322
Okay, thanks for clarifying.

295
00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:01,324
I'll have a super-accurate
headstone now.

296
00:12:01,358 --> 00:12:02,759
Hey, wait what
race are you guys?

297
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:03,960
We're neither.
S-see?

298
00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:05,428
Yeah, take my word for it.

299
00:12:05,462 --> 00:12:07,230
We just have regular nipples.

300
00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:09,866
Hey, these two
freaks have no race!

301
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,100
♪ ♪

302
00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:14,604
[All shouting indistinctly]

303
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,373
Oh, there's no place like home.

304
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:19,175
There's no place like home.
Remember, Summer?

305
00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:21,277
- From Dorothy and the tiny people movie?
- Yes, yes.

306
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:24,180
- All the tiny people.
- Dorothy, take us away.

307
00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:27,416
♪ ♪

308
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,055
Hello, Summer.
Hello, Morty.

309
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:35,558
- It's okay. You're safe now.
- Unity?

310
00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:37,994
- Yes.
- Oh, Unity, I am so sorry.

311
00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:41,831
I didn't know freedom meant
people doing stuff that sucks.

312
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:43,099
I was thinking more of

313
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,067
a choose your own
cellphone-carrier thing.

314
00:12:45,102 --> 00:12:46,602
Oh, Summer, you did
nothing wrong.

315
00:12:46,637 --> 00:12:48,304
I'm having fun with your
grandpa.

316
00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:49,572
Lost a little control.

317
00:12:49,606 --> 00:12:51,874
Probably shouldn't be piloting
a hovercopter,

318
00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:54,777
nor should I be running
200,000 pediatric hospitals

319
00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:56,212
and 12 million deep fryers,

320
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:59,081
but hey, it's not like this planet
can take its business elsewhere.

321
00:12:59,116 --> 00:13:02,518
Um, should we maybe stop
somewhere and get you a coffee?

322
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,620
Maybe splash a little water on
your face, or...

323
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:08,357
No, no, if I wanted to be sober,
I wouldn't have gotten drunk.

324
00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:11,327
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

325
00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:13,396
[Screeches, gurgles]

326
00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:14,964
Oh, man.
I cannot wait...

327
00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:18,201
I cannot wait to hear Rick
explain his way around this.

328
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:19,468
He is gone.

329
00:13:19,503 --> 00:13:20,770
Jerry, stop, please, okay?

330
00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:22,471
We weren't even supposed
to be down here.

331
00:13:22,506 --> 00:13:23,873
If we confront him about this...

332
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:25,241
Oh, my god!
I love this.

333
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:27,743
I love that this is how far
you will go for him.

334
00:13:27,778 --> 00:13:30,146
You want to go upstairs
and cut carrots

335
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:34,050
and watch a Lifetime original
above a [bleep] alien dungeon!

336
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:37,253
Your relationship with your
father is psychotic.

337
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:38,721
Oh, listen to you
relish the idea

338
00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:40,756
that my genius father
is a bad person.

339
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,358
Step out of your
ego for a second

340
00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,393
and look at this thing;
it's a monster.

341
00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:47,163
He might have it chained up
so that it doesn't eat the planet!

342
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,465
Right, because your father's
such an altruist?

343
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:52,935
I once saw him briefly forget
the word for "humans".

344
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:55,338
He's probably harvesting this
creature's organs.

345
00:13:55,372 --> 00:13:57,440
He's probably racing to cure
its space AIDS.

346
00:13:57,474 --> 00:13:59,008
- He's going to eat it!
- He's protecting it!

347
00:13:59,042 --> 00:13:59,809
[Shrills]

348
00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:01,444
- Shut up!
- Shut up!

349
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,981
[Humming]
Whoa!

350
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,649
Unity, this place is a mess.

351
00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:07,783
Oh, it's cool.

352
00:14:07,818 --> 00:14:10,186
The part of me that's the cleaning
lady is coming on Friday.

353
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,021
[Gasps] Oh, my god.
I have a meeting

354
00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:13,956
at the Galactic Federation
in an hour.

355
00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:16,492
Oh, I'll never make it.
Ah, I'll push it to next week.

356
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,494
Unity, could you get
Rick out here, please?

357
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,129
He's unavailable.
He's...

358
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,098
Having sex with you.
We get it. Gross.

359
00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:23,232
Get him out here now.

360
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,400
I don't think he wants to be...

361
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:26,535
- Grandpa Rick!
- Rick! Rick!

362
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,304
I'm gonna tell mom and dad
about the gagoo

363
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:29,805
you have locked up
under the garage!

364
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,341
[Belches] What the hell is
your problem?

365
00:14:32,376 --> 00:14:34,510
Grandpa, we need
to go home, now.

366
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,345
Fine. Sheesh.

367
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,780
[Glass shatters]

368
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,048
[Beeps]

369
00:14:39,082 --> 00:14:40,349
See you.

370
00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:42,051
Uh, Rick, I think
we should allgo.

371
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,387
Tend to your garden, kids.
I'm kind of doing a thing here.

372
00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:46,622
[Laughs] Whoo!

373
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,591
Grandpa Rick, we're not
leaving without you.

374
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,559
Oh, my god, you guys.
I get it.

375
00:14:50,594 --> 00:14:52,728
You're afraid the big,
bad hive mind

376
00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,764
is gonna steal
your grandpa away.

377
00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:55,412
Actually, no.

378
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,234
I think Unity's great and you're
a horrible influence on it.

379
00:14:58,268 --> 00:14:59,902
- What?
- This isn't healthy, Rick.

380
00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:02,571
You know, you're really
up to no good

381
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:04,707
around here a-at this place,
you know?

382
00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:07,677
You and Unity are like...
like leggings and mid-calf boots.

383
00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:09,078
You think you're great together,

384
00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:11,714
but you're just bringing out
the worst in each other.

385
00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:14,283
Oh, gee.
Boy, Summer. Well put.

386
00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:16,252
Uh, why don't we see
what Unity thinks?

387
00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:17,553
Unity?

388
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,355
I'm just taking a little break
from stuff.

389
00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,324
You know?
I need to relax.

390
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,526
Oh, hey, w-what's this on the
news, guys?

391
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,860
Let me turn it up.

392
00:15:24,895 --> 00:15:27,830
In the news today,
this looks a lot worse than it is.

393
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,498
We're really just having a
good time.

394
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,866
- Karen?
- Thanks, Todd.

395
00:15:30,901 --> 00:15:34,503
Up next, are you a concerned
grandchild or just a buzzkill?

396
00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:36,405
We'll tell you how you can
know for sure.

397
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,441
I think you two are a little
outnumbered.

398
00:15:38,475 --> 00:15:40,576
Okay, well, what if
you did it for me?

399
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:44,680
What if you came with us as a
favor to us because you love us?

400
00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,349
What?
Dumb. Bye.

401
00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:47,750
But Rick, Summer's just...-

402
00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:49,552
Summer's just a
hyper-emotional, needy little...

403
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,120
What's the word I'm
looking for here?

404
00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:52,555
Uh... Human.

405
00:15:52,589 --> 00:15:53,656
It runs in the family.

406
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,225
I can tolerate it,
but I can't give a crap about it.

407
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,660
Take a hike.

408
00:15:57,694 --> 00:16:00,930
Take care of yourself, Unity.

409
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,168
I'm not looking for judgment,
just a yes or no...

410
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:08,104
can you assimilate a giraffe?

411
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,703
- You're the worst!
- No, you're the worst!

412
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:12,241
You don't support this family!
All you care about is yourself!

413
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,243
- is about supporting you emotionally...
- You've got two children...

414
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,445
- ...but you're unsupportable.
- ...Being dragged across the cosmos...

415
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,647
- ...because it's never enough, Jerry!
- ...By your dangerously ill father!

416
00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:21,017
And you force me to watch it happen because
you'd rather lose them and lose me...

417
00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:23,486
And you don't even know what it's like to be
afraid of losing anything ...Than lose him!

418
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,088
- Because you cling and you cling
- Because you're the child, Beth!

419
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:29,291
You, not me! You!
[Screeches]

420
00:16:29,326 --> 00:16:30,760
- Aah!
- Aah!

421
00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:32,328
- Oh, my god.
- Aah!

422
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:34,030
[Both sigh]

423
00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,633
[Both gasp]

424
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,902
Um, first of all, hello.

425
00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:42,138
Uh, my name is Blim Blam the
Korblok.

426
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,806
Second of all, cards
on the table,

427
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,674
I'm a murderer that eats babies,

428
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,144
and I came to this planet to
eat babies.

429
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:52,214
However, I am also carrying a
highly infectious disease

430
00:16:52,249 --> 00:16:56,585
that I suppose you could call
"space AIDS" as you put it.

431
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,889
And Rick did chain me up so that
he could attempt to cure it.

432
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:01,891
At the same time,

433
00:17:01,925 --> 00:17:03,926
Rick's motivation
to cure my disease

434
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,028
was not to save my life or
anyone else's,

435
00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:09,298
but to patent and sell the cure
for billions of blemflarcks.

436
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,868
But you know the reason why I
ripped my chains out of the wall?

437
00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:15,738
And do you know why I'm never
coming back to this planet?

438
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:19,742
Because the two of you
are the [bleep] worst!

439
00:17:19,776 --> 00:17:22,311
You both hate yourselves
and each other.

440
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:26,315
And the idea that it has anything
to do with Rick is laughable.

441
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,584
I'd laugh,
but I'm biologically incapable.

442
00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,219
That's how alien I am.

443
00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,855
And even I'm sitting here
listening to the two of you

444
00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:35,758
and being like,
"What the [beep]"?

445
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,927
So good luck with
your shitty marriage,

446
00:17:37,961 --> 00:17:41,297
and tell Rick I'm sorry he has
to deal with either of you.

447
00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,732
Blim Blam out.

448
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,337
[Gurgles]

449
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,039
You know what?
I'm taking this.

450
00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:57,256
How do you...
What is this?

451
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,361
Uh, is there a slow setting?

452
00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:05,598
Best door ever.

453
00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:12,738
Rick:
[Belches, sighs, coughs]

454
00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:15,942
Okay, okay. Now make them cry,
but happy crying.

455
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:18,110
Now make them all make fun of
the blonde one.

456
00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:19,645
Now make them all
do it on the table.

457
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,081
I can't believe you created a
whole show for me.

458
00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:23,549
Now cancel it.

459
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,817
Okay, now put it back on.

460
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:25,952
[Laughs]

461
00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:27,253
All right, I'm bored.

462
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:30,289
Rick, is there a way for you
to call Summer and Morty?

463
00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,925
- I feel bad that they...
- Pbht. Screw those guys.

464
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,227
Ugh. I'll be right back.

465
00:18:35,262 --> 00:18:37,296
Don't waste your brain on
those weirdos, Unity.

466
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:39,865
They're no different from any of the
aimless chumps that you occupy.

467
00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:42,601
They just put you at the center of
their lives because you're powerful.

468
00:18:42,636 --> 00:18:44,170
And then because
they put you there,

469
00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:45,571
they want you to
be less powerful.

470
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:46,806
Never gonna happen though,
right?

471
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,974
ALL: Never.

472
00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:50,076
Never.
Back in a flash.

473
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,477
[Door whooshes]

474
00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:55,047
[Toilet flushes]

475
00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:56,949
Best weekend ever, Rick.

476
00:18:56,984 --> 00:19:00,419
I agree, Rick. Let's see how
long we can go.

477
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:03,489
Hey, Une.
You got any more...

478
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,027
Female president: Rick, forgive
me for doing this in notes.

479
00:19:08,061 --> 00:19:10,296
I'm not strong enough to do it
in persons.

480
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:13,632
Delivery guy: I realize now
that I'm attracted to you

481
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,135
for the same reason I
can't be with you.

482
00:19:16,169 --> 00:19:17,603
You can't change.

483
00:19:17,637 --> 00:19:19,939
Beggar: And I have no problem
with that,

484
00:19:19,973 --> 00:19:22,808
but it clearly means I have a
problem with myself.

485
00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:25,011
Newspaper vendor: I'm sure there's
no perfect version of me.

486
00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:28,180
I'm sure I'll just unify
species after species

487
00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:29,882
and never really be complete.

488
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:32,718
Female president: But I know
how it goes with us.

489
00:19:32,753 --> 00:19:35,121
I lose who I am and become
part of you.

490
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:36,722
Because in a strange way,

491
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:39,258
you're better at what I do
without even trying.

492
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:44,730
Yours, and nobody else's, Unity.

493
00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:47,666
P.S., I don't know where those
coal miners were

494
00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:48,734
before they were assimilated.

495
00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:50,469
You might want to get checked.

496
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:51,537
MAN: [Belches] [Laughter]

497
00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:53,739
[Door opens, closes]

498
00:19:53,774 --> 00:19:55,908
Hey.

499
00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:57,309
Dad.

500
00:19:58,378 --> 00:20:01,847
[Clears throat]
I, um Jerry and I

501
00:20:01,882 --> 00:20:04,450
were looking for
our weed whacker

502
00:20:04,484 --> 00:20:07,219
and found your subterranean lair

503
00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:11,590
and your alien prisoner,
and he got away.

504
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,092
And I know I sound like mom,

505
00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:14,927
but I can't sacrifice this
whole family's safety

506
00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:16,862
just because I'm afraid you'll
leave again,

507
00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:18,731
so no more alien prisoners

508
00:20:18,765 --> 00:20:23,235
and no more subterranean
excavation without consulting us.

509
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:25,171
- Okay.
- Okay?

510
00:20:25,205 --> 00:20:28,274
"Okay" like you're gonna
quietly teleport somewhere

511
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,709
- and never come back?
- No. It's your house.

512
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:34,046
Grandpa Rick, what happened
with Unity?

513
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:36,582
Who? Oh, Unity.
Yeah, well...

514
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,417
I mean, honestly, we're
talking about an entity

515
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:39,885
that thrives on enslavement,
you know?

516
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,154
It's not cool.
Fun's fun, but who needs it?

517
00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:43,456
I'll be in the garage.

518
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,358
[Chaos Chaos's "Do You Feel It?" Plays]

519
00:20:56,903 --> 00:20:58,804
♪ Lay it, lay it down ♪

520
00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:00,706
♪ Let me see your hand ♪

521
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,909
♪ Show me what you got ♪

522
00:21:03,944 --> 00:21:05,711
♪ You're always talking ♪

523
00:21:05,745 --> 00:21:07,379
♪ But you're not playing ♪

524
00:21:07,414 --> 00:21:10,716
♪ It doesn't match your face ♪

525
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,587
♪ Get them away,
away from this place ♪

526
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,957
♪ Can you take me now? ♪

527
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:19,825
♪ I, I want it ♪

528
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,260
♪ I want it real ♪

529
00:21:21,294 --> 00:21:24,363
♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪

530
00:21:24,397 --> 00:21:26,265
♪
[Machine whirring]

531
00:21:26,299 --> 00:21:29,235
♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪

532
00:21:29,269 --> 00:21:31,003
♪ Do you feel it? ♪

533
00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:32,438
♪ Do you feel it? ♪

534
00:21:32,472 --> 00:21:36,308
♪ Do you feel that I can see
your soul? ♪

535
00:21:36,343 --> 00:21:38,010
♪ Do you feel it? ♪

536
00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:39,678
♪ Do you feel it? ♪

537
00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:42,248
♪ Do you feel the pain in
your heart? ♪

538
00:21:42,282 --> 00:21:43,983
♪ I, I want it ♪

539
00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:45,451
♪ I want it real ♪

540
00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:48,354
♪ Run away with me now ♪

541
00:21:49,289 --> 00:21:50,656
♪ I, I want it ♪

542
00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:52,892
♪ I want it real ♪

543
00:21:52,926 --> 00:21:54,927
♪ Run away with me now ♪

544
00:21:54,961 --> 00:21:57,463
♪ Ah, ah ♪

545
00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:01,967
♪ ♪

546
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,178
♪ Don't leave me ♪

547
00:22:13,313 --> 00:22:16,649
♪ Never leave me out ♪

548
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:19,185
♪ Don't leave me ♪

549
00:22:20,053 --> 00:22:25,124
♪ Never leave me out ♪

550
00:22:29,729 --> 00:22:32,364
Rick: Unity! Unity!

551
00:22:32,399 --> 00:22:34,600
Unity!

552
00:22:34,634 --> 00:22:35,498
How can I assist you?

553
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,636
I want to talk to [Belches]
Unity, beta seven.

554
00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:38,837
I know it's in there.

555
00:22:38,872 --> 00:22:40,539
You're classified as
a hostile entity,

556
00:22:40,574 --> 00:22:42,274
and Unity doesn't
want to talk to you.

557
00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:43,642
I know your game, beta seven.

558
00:22:43,677 --> 00:22:45,110
I've met a billion of you,

559
00:22:45,145 --> 00:22:46,979
you little on-deck, in-the-wings
shoulder to cry on!

560
00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:50,049
You are classified
as a hostile entity.

561
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,650
Oh, you're just loving this,
mother...

562
00:22:51,685 --> 00:22:53,525
This isn't gonna shake out
like you think, pal.

563
00:22:53,553 --> 00:22:54,920
Unity's not into
other hive minds.

564
00:22:54,955 --> 00:22:56,589
It's gonna suck you
in and use you up,

565
00:22:56,623 --> 00:22:57,856
and a month from now,

566
00:22:57,891 --> 00:22:59,992
I'm gonna be making out with all
of you in a bunch of red wigs!

567
00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:02,361
Unity! Unity!

568
00:23:02,395 --> 00:23:04,730
Unity, I know you can hear me.
Get out here.

569
00:23:04,764 --> 00:23:05,998
Weapons systems engaged.

570
00:23:06,032 --> 00:23:07,700
Oh, in your dreams you have
weapon systems.

571
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:10,402
Ugh, Rick, you said we were
going to a movie.

572
00:23:10,437 --> 00:23:11,337
We are, Morty.

573
00:23:11,371 --> 00:23:12,972
All right, beta shit seven,

574
00:23:13,006 --> 00:23:15,140
you just got saved by the
bell, bitch!

575
00:23:15,175 --> 00:23:16,575
[Screaming]

576
00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:18,110
MAN: Did you get any of that?

577
00:23:18,144 --> 00:23:20,112
MAN: It's-a good show-a.

578
00:23:20,136 --> 00:23:23,136
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