[phone rings]
Hello, London calling.
This season on Ladies of London.
Get in there.
[cheering]
Oh, my goodness!
Myka!
[high-pitched laughter]
Welcome to Longleat House.
Yay!
What a dump.
[laughter]
Tea. But we came for champagne!
I have my big event.
- How many people are coming? - A hundred.
What I'm trying to do is teach the art of showing up.
I was thinking maybe we can go to Alex's grave.
No, I find it really hard to go there.
So, you've got to shoot off back to work though, don't you?
I do, yeah. We've got all the new Summer Showcase samples.
I work with my husband, Joshua Kane,
celebrity tailor to the stars.
We just recently dressed Sabrina Carpenter for the Brit Awards.
♪ I set the room on fire ♪
I'm telling you now, Margo with [bleep] you over.
You're being a bitch.
I've never seen these two have a spat.
The thing about Mark is that he's desperate
for everyone to like him.
Why are you so obsessed with me
that you talk about me all the time?
Well, darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
Have you seen yourself?
Oh, you're so weird and creepy.
I will not be branded a freak.
He is a freak!
You guys, I just need a minute.
Actually it's really ----ing intense for me.
[sobbing]
She's having a breakdown.
We got home, Margo was not in the cottage.
How are we gonna find out if she's all right?
We tried to check on her. She's not answering.
Margo isn't speaking to me right now.
I'm not quite sure what I've done.
I would not worry about that woman.
I think she's full of sh--.
♪ Why don't you follow me ♪
♪ You know you'll never be me ♪
♪ You might be pretty ♪
♪ But this is my city ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ You know I need ya ♪
Did we want more water glasses out?
[gasps]
- Oh, my God! - Wow!
So good, huh?
I feel like I'm, like, a British naval officer.
That's what it looks like. That's perfect.
Nailed it, Joshua.
Joshua Kane's newest model.
Look, I need something powerful.
Yeah, I love power suits.
Wow!
I'm so into it.
Your smile tells me someone's a little bit obsessed.
I love this!
Can you believe the day is here?
Finally. I can believe it. I'm ready.
This event has been months and countless hours in the making.
Your first ever etiquette course here.
So, we're getting everything ready for that.
- Okay, so stage here. - Yeah.
- Theatre style seating. - Okay.
Oh, my goodness, thank you so much.
It's literally perfect.
I do feel nervous. I want everything to go really well.
Take this off for now.
People are paying to come and take The Art of Showing Up,
so professionally, socially, how to walk into a room,
how to make friends, how to connect with people,
how to present yourself in any situation
as the most confident version of yourself.
- Hi! - Hello.
- Oh, you look so amazing! - It's so nice to be here.
Mark.
How do you do?
Marco. Pleasure. How ya doing?
Finally. Great to meet you.
- Good to meet you. - Very, very well, thank you.
Thank you for coming. That's super nice.
Well, your wife has been fabulous. Formidable.
- Very kind of you to come. - No, she's a force!
She's amazing!
- Hi! - Oh, my God, hi!
To be honest, I never heard of anything as a etiquette coach.
I mean, I think my manners are good.
Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
I thought British people was like- oh sh--,
my boobs are out again.
[laughs]
No, a little boob never killed anyone. Come on, guys.
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh, you look so beautiful!
You do.
And look, we're perfectly tonal.
Why do we always do that? Have you noticed that?
I think it must have something to do with the fact
that we're just on the same wavelength.
Hey.
Hey, girl. How are you feeling?
Just doing my little dance to move my body.
I'm not feeling savage at all today.
I'm feeling so ----ing awful.
I have not felt this bad...
in as long as I can remember.
Doesn't matter. I don't want to ruin Myka's day.
No, tell me, please.
I already--
Tell me, please. Margo? Margo?
Yeah? You know what? I can't believe that I have allowed
someone to affect me.
I feel like a ----ing idiot.
It's not okay what she said to you.
[upbeat music]
- Della! - Oh, hey, Della.
Come on, you got it!
Wanna kick it? Go.
How was your nap, buddy?
Yay!
Oh! Through the legs. What do they call that?
Nutmeg.
Oh, a nutmeg, that's right.
So, how was your trip?
How was my trip?
Yeah.
What did you hear about my trip?
Uh, that you hated it and had a panic attack.
I did hate it and I did have a panic attack.
[Margo sobbing]
Do you want any medical attention?
I don't know what's happening.
I will not repeat what Jacques said
when I told him what happened.
He was so defensive of me,
and so disappointed in the whole situation,
and he did not want me hanging out
with any of these people, ever again.
And then when I got home, you guys were here,
and I just felt so much better.
This experience 100% clouded his view of London.
So, tell me guys, summer's almost over.
How did you like it here?
It, it was nice. It was fun.
I'm gonna have to come back here for work,
so if you guys are enjoying it,
then you can come with me sometimes, you know?
Hopefully I can find you guys a crew.
A crew?
Yeah, everything more fun with friends.
That's true, yeah.
Well, unless you have friends like mine.
[chuckles]
Which case, totally not more fun.
[laughs]
I spend my whole life trying to protect myself
because I was definitely the only person
who was obviously gay,
in a school of about a thousand boys.
I could feel this immense shame for so long
that I then just decided that
I wasn't gonna tolerate it anymore,
and that I was only going to allow myself
to be close to people
- that I really trusted. - Yeah.
But sometimes then you just think,
wow, maybe the moment you go out of that circle of trust,
everyone just really does think you're ----ing weird.
You're not weird. Stop saying that.
That is not true.
You're one of us,
and you are the most beautiful human being inside out,
and you are very loved.
And you are no different to anyone else.
Can you please stop saying that?
This really breaks my heart, okay?
You are a beautiful human being.
Just don't let that affect you, my love.
She's just being a bitch, honestly.
[Bleep] [crying]: Then why...
Oh, my God.
Katelyn, it's go-time, baby.
[sniffles]
I don't want to cry.
It's okay.
- I don't want to cry. - Should we go outside?
I really don't want to do this to Myka. [Bleep] me.
No, this is not okay.
My love, I'm so sorry.
It's okay. I'm so sorry.
I don't want to make a scene.
You're not making a scene.
Hello, thank you so much for joining us.
We are absolutely delighted to have you here today.
Without too much further ado,
I would love to introduce two-time best-selling author...
You are one of us,
and you are the most beautiful human being inside out,
and you are very loved.
She's just being a bitch, honestly.
[bleep] Then why...[crying]
Oh, my God!
[indistinct]
- I don't want to cry. - Should we go outside?
I really don't want to do this to Myka.
Thank you so much for joining us.
We are absolutely delighted to have you here today.
I have never cried in front of anyone.
I don't cry. I hold it together.
I'm mortified for Myka.
I'm mortified for Missé.
I'm mortified for myself because this is not me.
America's Queen of Good Manners by the Times Magazine.
The Queen of Etiquette by The Daily Mail.
Please join me in welcoming Myka Meier!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome, everyone.
I understand Mark. He's fragile, he's vulnerable.
Honestly, like calling someone a freak,
the only man in the group? It's not okay at all.
I am so happy you are here
for my first-ever, outside of America,
etiquette class.
But today is just about really confidence through etiquette.
This is not my first time being on stage.
I actually, when I was little,
I was in the Sarasota Sailor Circus,
and that is where I learned to perform.
I still think it is one of the greatest things I ever did
as a child, because it taught me stage presence.
Etiquette, really, what it is,
it's this fabulous way of conducting ourselves
to show kindness and respect to everyone around us.
Sorry, I'm a little toasty.
I'm going to not- this is,
there's no etiquette about taking off clothes in public,
but I'm going to take off my jacket.
Oh, what a gent.
Please.
You know, sometimes in life, you've just got to switch it on.
Let's just be calm and carry on.
So, let's get started.
You are a brand.
You are telling people what to think about you
and how to treat you by the way you present yourself.
When you first make an entrance into a room,
remember to hold things in your left hand
so that your right hand is ready to meet, greet, shake.
Myka has this infectious, positive energy,
which is brilliant, and she knows what she's doing.
Myka owns etiquette, clearly.
If you're shaking hands,
and you know how sometimes put one hand over the hand?
That's a power play.
That means I'm in charge of you.
In public, air kiss is what we do.
That means your lips do not touch the skin
of the other person.
Smile, international symbol of approachability.
But be careful, because eyes pinched, mouth pinched...
mm, mm, mm, she is not getting invited to my party.
This was my first-ever etiquette event
outside of America, in London,
and I proved to myself I can do it, so I feel proud.
Thank you all for being a huge part of this.
Love you all. Thank you.
[applause]
Having Marco here today, sitting front row,
means the world to me.
He is my biggest cheerleader, and I feel really supported.
- You smashed it today. - Thank you.
- Okay, I'll call you later. - You're such a star.
I'll see you. I'll talk to you later.
- Bye, lovey! - Well done!
Ah!
[laughs happily]
I'm not gonna get lipstick on you.
Thank you. Yeah?
- Yeah. - You had fun?
[upbeat music]
♪ I don't know what you heard about me ♪
♪ But yeah I am it ♪
♪ You way behind ♪
♪ I'm two steps ♪
♪ In front of you ♪
♪ You get left ♪
♪ Look at me, look at you ♪♪
Hello. Follow me.
Thank you so much.
You hungry?
Yeah, I'm always hungry.
[laughs]
Your table right here.
Cocktail menu over here.
- Thank you. - Okay.
- Hello. - Hey there.
Hi. How are you?
Would you like me to get you two glasses of fizzy to start with?
No, so I'm pregnant, so no alcohol for me.
Congratulations, by the way, madame.
I will order the cooler.
- One cooler. - Yeah.
And he will have a glass of the Gavi Di Gavi, please.
My husband would like the roasted vegetable salad,
and I'll have the Lady Mignon, please.
Cauliflower mac and cheese,
skinny fries, and then the tender stem broccoli.
Okay. Eating for three.
Yeah.
[laughs]
Joshua hates ordering at restaurants.
Like, I always order for him because I know him so well.
Like, I know what he wants.
I guess it's a bit masculine of me,
but, you know, he likes it.
I like it. It works, okay? It works.
How was your day?
Good. You know what it's like run up into a show.
- It's pretty stressful. - Yeah.
Squeezing in a date night pre-show
is also pretty unheard of.
I know, but that's what you've got to do
when you're trying to keep a marriage going,
do you know what I mean?
Try to keep it going? What are you implying?
No, as in like, you've got to make an effort, you know.
No of course. Of course.
How's our baby boy doing today?
He was kicking me loads when I was having a facial earlier.
I feel like I'm missing out somehow.
Well, hopefully after the Summer Showcase
I'll see you more.
Joshua never stops working.
And run up to show time,
it's days, evenings, weekends, he's working.
You know what works, like, at the moment,
we're at that precipice point
where the brand's just gone over 10 years old.
I've got to keep pushing the brand forward,
and I've got to keep, like, driving the ship forward.
Sometimes it's hard not to be number one,
especially when it's with your husband.
There we go.
Okay, great. Gorgeous, thank you.
Okay, there's more coming. There's more.
Yeah.
You're not messing around when you order.
No.
- She knows what she's doing. - Yeah.
[both laugh]
Mac and cheese.
Thank you.
Perfect. Someone asked me the other day
if I was gonna take paternity leave?
Yeah.
Is that what it's called now? It's like, what's that?
And they were like, "Yeah, like, sometimes new dads
take a month off work when the baby's born."
I was like, "A month off work? Are you kidding me?"
My father was a workaholic.
Joshua is a workaholic.
So, I know what it brings,
which is Dad not really being around very much.
There could be a scenario where I have to have a C-section.
That's when you need the dad at home,
because it would be like, a two-week period
where I need you.
I'm nervous about waiting for the baby to come,
for him to kick into dad mode. I want him to kick in now.
I was just mentally thinking
I just won't work weekends for that period.
[scoffs]
Like, that was my offer.
A baby is for life, not just for the weekends.
Yeah. Well no, 'cause I'm working seven days a week
at the moment, so I'm not barely seeing you, other than at night.
Yeah.
You're such a trooper, and I love you so much.
I love that your mustache always tastes the same,
and I love it.
[laughs]
Coming up on Ladies of London.
The reason everyone started making fun of my clothes
was because you started.
So, this is all my fault?
Is that not what happened?
[♪♪♪]
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
[sobbing]
I think the last time I went to my brother's grave
was a bit over a year ago.
I just find it so hard to go,
because every time I go there,
that funeral day comes back to me.
[sniffling]
[♪♪♪]
Hi, beautiful.
Hi.
How are you, my love? Are you okay?
I know. I know.
And so handsome, my God.
He's beautiful, isn't he?
He's such a good looking guy.
I don't like coming here.
Yeah, I understand.
- It's hard to relive it. - I know.
And I thought I'm gonna come with my sister,
but she's finding it...
Difficult.
...difficult 'cause she's pregnant.
Yeah. It's nice to come and kind of pay some--
It's quite a big ask.
No. You know what? I'm glad we did,
because sometimes it's kind of healing.
Missé and I, I think we started off on the wrong foot.
My brother actually got killed in front of his son.
Let's not make it into some ----ing sob story.
It is a sob story!
- It's not normal... - Okay, well...
...how people can even make fun of that sh--.
Whoa, rewind. There was no making fun.
I didn't mean it in an intentional way
to say something negative about your experience.
And now I realize you're much more sensitive,
and I will be aware of that.
I feel really honored that she picked me
to go and visit her brother's grave.
And I really respect and appreciate the friendship
that has evolved.
But it looks like he was a very radiant guy, I must say.
- Yeah, you can see his smile. - He looks a lot like you.
Yeah. He was a bit like you.
He was like, come on, get up. Like, get over it, you know.
He was a strong...
and I feel like I've missed that person in my life.
I'm so sorry. I mean, it's so... but it is cathartic,
I think, to come and get your feelings out.
Yeah.
Kimi reminds me of my brother.
Kimi really has like, my brother's strength.
This inner survival instinct.
Like, whatever happens, we get up, we keep going.
We are strong.
I need friendships like Kimi in my life.
In some strange way,
I think this has kind of come full circle.
I feel like this has brought us closer.
I showed you my soft side, you showed me yours.
Now we're in trouble.
[laughs]
People describe me as slightly abrasive,
but in reality,
I'm actually the most loyal friend you'll ever have.
I've got your back through thick and thin.
We can only hope he's in a much better place, looking down.
Yeah.
Saying, "Missé, who's your hot friend?"
I would have flirted with him, 100 percent.
You would have flirted with him.
[both laugh]
I like that.
That's what I said, Kimi's gonna make me laugh, for sure.
I like that. I like that.
[upbeat music]
♪ Don't wake me up ♪
♪ I'm dreaming 'bout my future ♪
♪ Don't slow me down ♪
♪ Ain't got no time to waste ♪
- Hello. - Hello.
Welcome to the Lounge.
I've got this table reserved for you,
if you'd like to make your way.
- Thank you very much. - No worries.
I received a message from Margo.
"Hi Mark, I just finished talking with Myka."
Now realize that my words were deeply hurtful.
"In a way that I absolutely would not have meant."
Would not have meant.
I would love to meet with you, one on one.
"So that I can apologize for my part in that.
I'm writing this from a soft place in my heart."
Boom. That's a beautiful text message.
I am here to listen and to understand.
[tense music]
Hi.
Want a drink?
Do you want a drink?
Could I trouble you for some sparkling water, please?
Could you make it two, please?
I got you.
I'm actually really nervous.
Nervous?
Yeah. I just have, I don't know, feelings.
When I look at it really honestly,
like, I haven't been kind.
I haven't been a good friend.
And whatever emotions and reactiveness I've had,
that's my responsibility to take.
- Thank you. - There you go, you're welcome.
I haven't quite felt the way you made me feel at Longleat,
probably since school.
Oh, you're so weird and creepy.
I spent 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
- Do you know what that's like? - I'm so sorry.
No, no, I don't want pity. I hate pity!
That attitude took me right back to my 16-year-old self
who was suicidal
because of being completely shunned by society.
I'm not prepared to have that all thrown back in my face
by someone who clearly has narcissistic tendencies.
And guess what? You're right.
It is kind of freaky.
It's freaky that I'll never be able to introduce
the person I want to spend the rest of my life with
to my parents.
I've chosen to live my truth rather than to perpetuate a lie.
I genuinely feel really bad
that he went back to a place like that,
and I'm not here to fight.
I am here to take responsibility for my part,
and that's it.
I'm not ready to be close to people who are not truthful.
Who are playing an act. I can't do that. I can't go back there.
- Okay. - That's the truth.
I don't know any of that about you.
Because you never made an effort.
Which is fine.
I don't expect it.
I just don't expect bullsh-- either.
He's really doubling down.
He does not want to clear the air and move on.
It's just really funny to me
that every time I see you, you're like,
"Woo!" Like, so big, and so fake.
The reason I used the word "freak,"
I wasn't talking about you, it was your behavior.
You were cycling through all these different personalities.
And you were, like, you came and you touched me,
and you tried to be flirtatious.
Why are you scared to talk to me?
No, darling--
I'm sorry. Sorry, don't touch me.
I'm not scared to talk to you, I just don't care.
It was so--
[laughing] You are the most delusional human being
- I've ever come across. - You think that's funny?
I tried to be flirtatious with you.
You think that's funny?
I think it's hilarious.
You were like, "Darling".
You thought I was flirting with you...
And touching me.
...is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
It was so strange.
Okay, I, I think we have-
this conversation has definitely run its course.
If you think that I'm flirting with you,
we are not gonna get anywhere, sweetie.
That is that. Enjoy your afternoon.
And yet again, here we go, the narcissism.
It must be because everybody's obsessed with me.
I think Mark wants to [bleep].
Maybe he's just having some really conflicting emotions
because he's sexually attracted to me.
She's a lunatic.
I guess I'll pay for these.
[upbeat music]
I think it's looking good.
I think it'll be really nice to have like, VIP seating here.
I want them to be able to look over
and see what's going on here.
I'm gonna check on hair and makeup.
The purpose of this fashion show
is really to show the world
that we can take the tailoring to another level.
Hey.
Look at you. Good morning.
[laughs]
Hello.
Most of the people in the audience
are either fans of Joshua Kane,
or they're our clients and VIP customers.
This is not just for fun.
We need to sell this stuff as well.
- Okay, let's do this. - Okay.
[laughs]
I'm gonna take this off.
I've been walking in shows for, like, 15 years.
But in terms of Joshua Kane,
I was walking for him since I first met him.
He's like, "Right, you're walking in my show."
How we looking?
So, we've got cuffs going on.
Okay, amazing. Go, go, go, go, go.
These need to be welded to the garment.
So, of course, I'm going to walk in this show,
pregnant or not pregnant.
All the girls.
Here come all the girls.
Plus Mark.
[♪♪♪]
[door knocking]
Good morning!
What a tart!
Hi! Thanks!
Good morning!
You're already in glam! What time is it?
- It's so early! - It's so early.
- Can I sit here? - Yeah.
I came back from Rome, turned around,
and booked in here
because I thought we had to be up so early.
I hate the fact that you can't look at me
whilst I'm looking at you.
No, it's great. It's like a podcast.
You can tell me things.
I can see it with my eyes closed.
[laughs]
Tell me about what I've missed.
Margo.
I thought, for the sake of Martha, who so adores her,
I'll go and meet her and give her a chance just to be real.
Fundamentally, I made a huge mistake,
because I just explained to her how she made me feel.
And she responded by telling me that at Longleat
I was touching her and flirting with her,
and that it made her feel uncomfortable.
I don't understand.
Margo is not Mark's type.
Like, I can guarantee.
[laughs]
That point I just had to leave, because like,
she clearly isn't interested in listening to a single word.
Like, she's not. She's not there!
I wonder if she needs to...
have some space and time.
It's all been such a black cloud of bullsh--.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, look, we sort of match.
This is very pretty.
Victoria. Who made yours?
Victoria.
[both laugh]
So, how do you feel about today, madam?
[sucks teeth]
[laughing] You look very pensive.
[tense music]
Margo, is she gonna be like, polite today,
or is she gonna be her usual kind of psycho self?
I don't even know if she's coming.
We had a bit of a text exchange, and then she blocked me.
She's like an anchor.
Just like dragging everybody down all the time.
Well I do feel the same way,
but I also do feel like I need to talk to her.
[upbeat music]
Hi.
Happy show day.
Yeah, thanks.
I'm like, I feel like, all anxious until it happens,
and then I like, relax after that.
You look amazing.
So you do.
Mwah. Mwah.
Hi. Hello. This literally was like, made for you.
I love how my ass looks really good in this.
It does!
- Doesn't it? - It does.
I'm wearing Joshua Kane.
It's so beautiful.
Put the pants on, I was like, "Oh, my God!"
I really don't have a big bum,
but this makes my bum look so good.
[laughs]
I am looking so nice.
There she is, lady of the hour.
This is beautiful. Wow!
And how was your event the other-
actually, you both were there.
I really enjoyed it.
It was very cool.
I'll share the professional pictures with you
of the Joshua Kane pieces.
- And did you feel amazing? - I loved it. So cool.
- Hi! - Hi! How are you?
Congratulations!
- This is amazing. - Thank you.
It's like a cross between Longleat and what we're doing.
Yeah, it's perfect.
[♪♪♪]
Hi, everyone!
Hi! Congratulations!
Oh, darling!
Hi. This hat is amazing.
I've got a love heart and I've got some bullets,
so I'm prepared for every occasion.
[both laugh]
[tense music]
I have made peace with myself and my behavior.
I am free of the Mark drama. But I have to talk to Martha.
It's just so strange to look at someone I love so much,
a soulmate, and not recognize her.
God, here we go.
[tense music continues]
Margo didn't even tell me she was coming.
Talk of the devil, she'll probably come right down.
[tense music]
Here we go.
[tense music continues]
I am so frustrated with Margo right now.
I want to give her the biggest hug
and the biggest ----ing pony club kick there's ever been.
How are you doing?
You look amazing. How are you doing?
I'm all right. I'm all right.
I think say hi.
...they broke up. [laughs]
Bear and Ben?
But we got to stay on the boat.
- Hi darling. - Hi.
But we got to stay on the boat.
- For how long? - Just 24 hours.
[both laugh]
I'm in an awkward position.
I'm not going to allow someone to be rude to me,
but at the same time, anytime I stand up for myself,
I'm accused of being the problem.
So, I feel...
really alone.
I didn't get to say thank you for having me, before I left.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
It was just, like, intense for me.
It was a lot.
Okay.
This is the point where I get really, really anxious,
and really, really nervous.
Honestly, just so emotional.
I just put my everything into it.
Twenty-six seconds.
And get ready. Go.
[choral singing]
What an angelic man.
Gorgeous.
[intense music]
It's so hard being a designer backstage,
not being able to see it happen live.
Every time a model comes back in,
the first thing I say is,
"How was it? How was it? How did it look?"
[music continues]
- I need that. - I need it too.
You look amazing.
What's wrong?
You know, this will be the last runway that I do
before becoming a mother,
so I'm really nervous right now.
I just really hope I can do it justice.
[cheering]
So good. So good.
She's so iconic. I love her.
Lottie is divine. I mean, she looks like a queen.
[cheering]
Woo!
[cheering]
I'm so glad you came here.
Thank you everyone for coming and witnessing it.
Loads of thank yous.
My amazing team who have put all the hours in with me.
And as you may or may not know,
this is the last show I'll be doing before becoming a dad.
[cheering]
I can't wait for you to be a mum.
[crowd]: Awww!
Thank you everyone!
[cheering]
Yes.
That was amazing!
It went really well. You did so good!
[exhales]
You know what? In this moment,
all my worries about him not being there as a dad,
it just kind of melted away.
And you know, he's at work providing for us,
paying our bills.
Come forward.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get that light.
Building a business, building a life.
You know, we're having a little boy.
He's gonna be the heir to this business.
I'm just really excited for the next chapter,
and to meet baby boy.
This was so fabulous.
I'm just like, have so much adrenaline right now.
I know. That's great.
- Shall we go and have a chat? - Yeah.
I really hate confrontation.
[exhales]
I'm feeling quite...
there's quite a lot of turmoil inside right now.
How are you doing?
I mean, I don't think I've ever felt
quite like this before.
I feel that you've come back from America
with a very different sort of character
from the one that I have known for 20-something years.
You have been quite often ungracious,
you've been quite often bitchy,
you've been quite often arrogant, Margo.
Do you have any idea what happened yesterday?
No, I don't know what happened yesterday.
I came to Mark with, like, humility.
He then spent the next 15 minutes talking at me.
Not taking one ounce of responsibility for himself.
You came and you touched me, and you tried to be flirtatious.
You are the most delusional human being
I've ever come across.
I tried to be flirtatious with you?
You think that's funny?
And I'm like, okay,
well, you can't talk to someone like that. I'm fine. I'm free.
Mark criticized your shoes.
You attacked his character, Margo.
Martha, you are the one who kept coming and telling me.
You asked me what he said. I never lie. You know that.
No, no, you call me on the phone and you're like,
"I just had to protect you. They were coming for you."
Darling, it's London society. Everyone bitches about everyone.
It's like everything I do, you're like,
"Oh, but you didn't do it the right way.
Go talk to Mark. Whoa, but you didn't do it the right way."
Now Debbie Downer's up there dragging poor Martha down.
Should I go and get her?
No, no, no, it's not for you to go.
Wait, I wouldn't do it. It shouldn't be you.
Also, Martha needs to learn
how to take herself out of situations.
I feel like you're trying to turn this whole thing
back on me, and blame me for decisions that you have made.
And I'm struggling with that.
I'm not blaming you for anything.
I've noticed that the reason everyone started
making fun of my clothes was because you started.
[tense music]
[echoing laughter]
I've noticed that the reason everyone started
making fun of my clothes is because you started.
I don't like the crushed velvet.
On me?
I don't like the velvet.
[Margo gasps] She's being honest.
[both laugh]
That's what Mark picked up on,
and that's why they were making fun of me in front of you.
[sighs]
So this is all my fault,
that they're not getting on with you?
Martha, are you not listening?
Is that... no, that's exactly what I just heard.
Stop taking it bigger than that.
You're taking something here--
No, no, that is literally what you just said, Margo.
The reason everyone started making fun of my clothes
was because you started.
That's what Mark picked up on.
That I said I didn't like your velour jumpsuit,
and now Mark picks on your clothes? Because I said that.
Is that not what happened?
Maybe Mark just genuinely doesn't like your clothes.
We've been friends for 25 years.
And we've never, ever had an argument
until that man entered our lives.
Margo, these are my friends. This is where I live.
I love you but I love them too.
Wait, let me ask you something.
There's like, fun friends. There's fun friends.
But then there's friends that'll wipe your ass
when you're in the ----ing hospital.
I don't think Mark could deal with that.
No, I would never ask him that.
No, but I would.
And I would do that for you,
and I would still do that for you.
I know that.
So it's very weird to have a friendship like that
and then to be held equal there.
You're like, "Well you're my friend,
but they're my friend, too."
It's the ----ing same. It's not the same.
No, honey, honey, honey.
You have come into my group of friends
and caused a huge amount of conflict.
She is the one creating all the conflict.
I've known Dara for 24 years.
This girl said to me, "I think she's a madame."
Kimi, she was just like,
"That's just what happens with drugs."
What?
You're so weird and creepy.
- I'm not creepy. - No, you are.
Margo.
- Prance away. Ugh! - Margo.
And then she's expecting me to what, desert my other friends?
I mean, these are my friends, too.
Seriously?
We handle things differently here, honey.
This is England.
No one talks about anything.
They just bitch about each other behind their backs
and that's British society.
I don't feel like we're getting anywhere, do you?
I hope that you understand that I'm...
have been trying to be your friend.
Okay.
I love you.
Aye, aye, aye.
How the hell do we get out of here?
Martha and I are in it to win it.
We're gonna be with each other to the end, and that's it.
I think Margo and I are gonna need a little break.
[Mark laughing]
Hi.
That was beautiful. I've got to go,
Della actually has a doctor's appointment today.
Okay. Bye.
I didn't want to be American when I lived in the UK
the first time.
I wanted a whole new life, a whole new identity.
But now, I really love my life.
[exhales]
I love who I am. I love being American.
I'm not as willing to bend myself for other people anymore.
- Everything all right? - It's all good. It's all good.
You know I've got your back.
I know, my honey.
I'm starting to feel that there's some light
at the end of the tunnel.
Hi. Do you remember me?
Metaphorically and literally, I'm back on my horse.
[laughs happily]
Oh! Oh, my God, this feels so good!
Baby's due in October.
Halloween baby.
Yeah, and then next runway I do, I'll probably have baby on--
[bell tolling]
Hi, Mama.
Joshua's going to be a great dad.
I think I've been worried for nothing.
He comes home very night for bath time.
He wakes up every morning, spends time with him.
He's with him right now, you know. He's a sweetheart.
Oh my God, look it. It's like, raining flowers.
It's raining leaves.
Is this the end of summer?
Must be a sign.
[all laugh]
This summer I learned to let go of things,
or people, that no longer serve you.
Have either of you seen Dara yet?
No.
I feel like, at some point, I might be running into her.
Maybe I didn't need Dara as much as I thought I did.
Because now I'm doing okay.
I wanted to thank you all for stepping in
to be really, super, amazing friends.
Aw.
And that is exactly what I needed. Thank you.
Love you.
No matter what's happening in my life,
I always try and, you know, just have fun.
Life's about beautiful moments.
I want it all to be beautiful.
Well, it isn't, but it's,
it's about appreciating the ones that are.
Yeah. That was beautiful.
Well done. Let's be happy about this one.
There's a time and a place for everything,
but in real life, you've got to pick yourself up, and you know,
show up to the party, and you know, life goes on.
Actually, Kimi, I know we started such a wrong foot,
but I'm like, actually, she's my girl.
I think you're a straight talker, just like me.
[laughs]
I've built some beautiful, real friendships,
and they really, really have helped me gain confidence.
Yeah, beautiful there. Great.
She's owning it.
Beautiful.
And I have never been more myself than I am now.
How to speak the English language.
You translate first and I will translate your translation.
Um... oh, I thought it was perfectly charming.
Hideous. Never going again.
[both laugh]
I don't like stopping. I don't like slowing down.
But I need to remind myself, slowing down is not giving up,
and I need to be kinder to myself and breathe.
Mark, best ever.
Adore you forever.
I know you're coming back in my next life, bitch.
In the end, I have Margo to thank,
because she has helped me deal with a part of my existence
which I wasn't willing to share with the people I love the most.
Mark, you showed a really vulnerable side.
I'm really proud of you. Well done.
Thank you. I love you.
[cheers]
The truth is, this summer ends with
gratitude and an open heart.
Cheers, everybody.
Love you, love you, love you, love you. Cheers.
I just want to say that
I love each and every one of these people.
It's a great group of friends. We've had an amazing summer.
And you know what?
London is better for every single one of them being in it,
and I can't wait to see what else we do next.
And here's to friendship.
And loyalty.
Cheers!